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8′s Company by MrDreamTransport
or perhaps something like this from the Phuket GazetteCanine caper leaves cleric in coma
PITSANULOKE: An errant monk was caught in a compromising position on November 5 after he suffered a stroke while having sex with a temple dog behind Sam Toei Temple in Wat Thong District.
Villagers were drawn to the scene by the howls of protest from the dog, which the monk had lashed to a tree.
After seeing the monk in flagrante delicto with the heavily pregnant Thai Bangkaew dog, villagers called the police.
By the time officers arrived on the scene, the excitement had obviously been too much for the 65-year-old monk to take.
He was found lying unconscious next to the animal. A bottle of dishwashing liquid was found next to the monk, presumably for use as a makeshift lubricant.
Rescuers rushed the monk to hospital, where he remains in a coma. Doctors said he had suffered a stroke and are not sure if he will survive.
The cleric was identified in Thailand’s best-selling daily newspaper as Phrapan Chitutasaro,
The abbot of Wat Sam Toei, Phramali Dhamachantho, said Phrapan had been at the temple for only a few days.
Temple authorities were preparing to ask him to leave because he had refused to provide references from his former temple.
Police did not say what Phrapan would be charged with if he regains consciousness.
http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=8014
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.12.2009
I kept waiting for this:
“So, one night I was alone and jerking of to internet porn, and in pops my sister in law. She see’s what I was doing, and instead of turning around and heading out the door, she says “Can I help you with that”. So of course I oblige and we quickly move to the bed where she proceeds to give me a BBBJ. After a bit i kneel down and start eating her golden pot. Just as she is about to cum, i feel a slight tickle on my exposed asshole. I turn around and much to my surprise I see my mother-in-law with her face burried deep in my asshole. If that wasn’t shocking enough, her husband was right behind her with a huge grin on his face and says “Now son, you know in Thailand, a family that stays together, lays together”
…or something like that.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.12.2009
Oh! That’s where it is! by Monkey Kreme
I was just making a sandwich while reading this. I think I will hold the mayo this time.
Thanks for the great laugh!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.12.2009
A Week in Angeles City – Part Five
BBB – Thanks for the entertaining and informative write up. We all appreciate you taking the time to write it up. I owe you a beer next time I see you.
Hate to bring up a sore subject.. but I will anyway cuz it’s fun.. so who was hotter Martha or ‘the one that got away’ in Patts?By the way i might get a chance to swing by the BM this weekend, as I will be ‘up-country’ for a few days.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 30.11.2009
Hey don’t knock the sponsors please. I just had a great steak dinner completely paid for by one right after i nailed his tart last night. I love the sponsors!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.11.2009
Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity
“On landing she made two calls. One in Thai and the second, very quietly, in English.”I’ve got 10 to 1 odds that the one in Thai was to her Thai boyfriend.
PG – We’ll catch up next time I’m in Patts, glad you had a nice trip.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 01.11.2009
Can someone translate that for me please! I mean Kat, WTF?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 13.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
Give me psychotic Asian hotties who call me 100 times a day and threaten my life every day of the week. Its still better than living back in California and seeing this just once in 10 years:http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5200
Comment posted by I Phukit at 13.10.2009
She’s Psycho, clearly. But, for a second, lets us delve into this convoluted and confused mind so we can at least get a glimpse of the psychoness. As anyone knows there is nothing worse or more humiliating for a Thai that loosing face. Now if you add up what was mentioned before about the ‘catch’ of a farang, and obviously she felt confident enough about your relationship to take you to her work-place and meet her co-workers.
Now she has to explain to all her coworkers how she ‘lost’ you, thereby loosing face in front of all of her esteemed colleagues.
A word to the wise. When you are seeing a girl you are not serious about avoid meeting family, friends and coworkers at all costs.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 12.10.2009
69 Phone calls in a single day! Damn dude. You got yourself a certified Psycho on your hands.
TAT can use it as their tag line. “Come to Thailand. You won’t be forgotten so easily here:)”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 12.10.2009
Coyotee’s T.J. Hawley Died of Asphyxiation; Go-Go Closed Permanently
1st and only rule for LOS:
“Thailand is great for spending money, NOT making money.”Follow that and you will be a happier person here.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 09.10.2009
PG… Be smart.. get all the info, all the angles.. write a script and turn it into a TV movie. This has ALL of the elements. Get to it
Comment posted by I Phukit at 09.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
OK I’m set, I got enough lecithin now and I just registered with the local fire department. Next time they got a big fire, call me and I’ll submerge the flaming fuck with baby batter.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 05.10.2009
@Katch – Having her eat healthy is very important but while she is knocked up, certain things are inevitable, like deteriorating skin quality. Help her out and do some health cooking. Also take walks with her and get her moving. Be supportive, and don’t eat shit food in front of her and expect her to avoid it, especially when the is pregnant.
Or, as YP so well said, ‘Keep the hoe on her toes’
Comment posted by I Phukit at 05.10.2009
Great Post PG, and thanks for the udpate.
Between this post and the pharmacy post I think i have everything i need for my next trip to Patts. See you in a couple of weeks!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
I am not sure what’s worse: Reading and taking pharmaceutical advice from the TFSTM Mongers, or actually getting out pen and paper to make a list for my next pharmacy trip. I can see the beginnings of the next guide: ‘Mongers guide to pharmaceuticals’ in SE Asia’Now that I will be getting harder, bigger, cumming copious loads, and killing any unwanted hitchhiking viruses along the way. I think i am good to go. Thanks guys, hope it doesn’t kill me, but if it does at least i will be leaving a shit-load more seed.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.10.2009
Tagged – This one must be one mine in a minefield. I’ll bet she is up for it.http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?uid=5418993689&photoId=129314319#state=4_0
Comment posted by I Phukit at 03.10.2009
@CB – How did you manage to get a look at his balls if he was behind you the whole time? We believe you if you say it was painful, we really don’t need a submitted story for this kind of thing, now do we?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 30.09.2009
The Fallout Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’: Blunders, Recriminations & Naiveté
This opinion, posted in the Bangkok Post hits the nail on the head:“Why I like it here
It seems to me that a lot of Post Bag letters and article comments are centred around corruption, and why Thailand doesn’t do anything to stop corruption. I can only speak for myself, but I for one am quite happy with the status quo.
I like that I can take my car home at night even if I am a bit drunk, and not be stopped by the police; and if I were stopped, I could bribe my way out of it.
I like that my company can pay pretty much what I want in taxes, as long as my ”discount” is reflected in a bonus to the staff at the Revenue Department.
I like that when I bring a young lady to a hotel room and she has conveniently ”forgotten” her ID, the receptionist is easily convinced to look the other way.
I like that I can buy a piece of land, and not only will a small bribe place me at the front of the often very long queue at the Land Dept’s office, it will also ensure that I can value the land at a very low price and thereby pay a very small transfer fee/tax.
I also like that should I happen to build an extra floor on a beach house, and it is later found to be against the building regulations, then that can be fixed, too.
I like that if I happen to do a little bit of drugs, and I get caught, then apparently a substantial bribe will ensure I do not go to jail. I like that the bars I frequent can get away with providing me the kind of entertainment I like, as long as the local police get their share.
My little ”I like” list could go on forever, but I think you get my point. At the end of the day, being able to bribe my way through life in Thailand not only ensures that I can pretty much do what I want, it also saves me a lot of time and money.
I am aware that none of the above benefits neither poor Thais nor poor foreigners, but then again, we all know it sucks to be poor.
JOHN KEATING”
http://bangkokpost.com/opinion/opinion/24118/a-scammer-heaven
Comment posted by I Phukit at 19.09.2009
Nothing like a little global reach to get the ball rolling. Something good is coming out of it:
http://www.phuketgazette.net/news/index.asp?id=7794
Comment posted by I Phukit at 19.09.2009
“but to use the term “flip” for Filipino is like the N-word for our African brothers”Thanks for the heads up. The next Filipino girl i do I will not be using the standard phrase. “OK babe, now flip over and I’ll do you from behind”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.09.2009
Big Debate Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’ (+ the Producer Responds)
You heard it hear folks, CB loves PG for his prick. When’s the wedding?
Nice write up buddy, I am watching it now.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.09.2009
A Fraction of a Second by Hunch644
@BBB – I remember that night, you were in a pissed off mood after that ‘incident’. You only cried in your beer for about an hour after. Understandably so, she was a stunner, I would have cried too.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 09.09.2009
“The View” — Not Barbara Walters & The Other 4 Bitches. — By Canadian Boy
No, ‘bad timing would’ be all of the punanee in the UK at that time. I’ll hit you up next time, and there will be a next time.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 08.09.2009
I have got my next Patts trip schedule for Oct. 20 – 26. Looking very much forward to it. (Just not enough quality ho’s on this island) Let’s see if i can get off of Walking Street this time.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 08.09.2009
Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
@Rad – So, you say you are gone 6 months a year, hmmm.. perhaps I should check on things while you are gone, just to make sure… you know. What was your address?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 27.08.2009
While there are few of you who probably care about my personal life, this little tidbit I just had to share.
I must have the best ex-wife in the entire world. She just sent me a Message and i quote “You have worked so hard, how about I pay for your next trip to Pattaya” I shit you not. Amazing!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 27.08.2009
I scored a 6.5. Don’t know what that means. Guess I am not there quite yet. Give me a few more years. Cheers! (yes an American just said, “Cheers”)
Comment posted by I Phukit at 27.08.2009
1 Way to ‘Achieve the Dream’, Relocate to Thailand & Train for a New Career
While I have yet to visit you in your establishment that earns you money, I have only witnessed where that cash ends up. Great Post. I am PADI licensed. I just may end up there.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 25.08.2009
Reception Party Thing Reminder
“You should give us a name so we don’t try and barfine the bride.”Doesn’t matter, I will still try.
Count me in BM Boys, I will be there, and I will bring those two extra kilos I gained from all of the Baja Fresh Burritos and Mango Salsa I ate in Cali.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.08.2009
Well this Jaushue is glad to be back in Thailand after two weeks in Los Angeles, I need to get back to doing what I do best, and what better place then Patts. 3 days here, one in BKK, then back to Phuket. China Air is awesome.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 20.08.2009
My Big Tattooed Pattaya Wedding
PG – Always a treat when you write. Keep it up. Thanks again for the tour and education of Walking Street. I am a slow learner, so I will need many more lessons. What was the name of that GoGo/ Dance Club? That place was off the hook. Great music, nice gils, cool lezbo shows, a lot of fun. At one point, during one of the two-girl shows I looked over at my date and she was turning her neck sideways so she could get a better view of the lesbian show. She later said thanks for bringing her in, she loved the shows, but is to shy to come alone… and for those of you thinking ‘Why bring sand to a sandbox?’ I don’t pull from GoGos so there is no conflict of interest there.
I just now got off a 17 hour flight and am now in LA. After sitting next to some 100 kilo farang chick with dred locks, I just remembered why I only come here once every two years. This time I will be attending the wedding of my sister, although in this wedding there are two brides and no groom. What did you expect? It’s California.
I will be back in Patts the 19th – 21st of this month,and the 22nd in BKK in order to unwind from the stress of seeing my family. Looking very much forward to it, as I am ready to jump on a plane right now and head back.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.08.2009
Professor of mongering by On Nutter
3rd times a charm- Thats “YP” not “YO”. My fingers are too fat to type.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 26.07.2009
I like spreading the Grape Flavored Kamagra Jelly on toast in the mornings. Keeps my sausage and eggs happy.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 26.07.2009
YO -You were listing ways in which your evenings end up, but did you leave out ‘Soaking Wet’ for a reason?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 26.07.2009
I just had a brilliant idea. Why don’t we create a Mongers Retirement Home in Pattaya? The daily deliveries will include
1. Fresh Whores
2. High fiber foods
3. Depends Underwear
4. and a boat load of Viagra & Kamagra.All rooms to be fully equiped with:
1. Showers with Chairs
2. Clapper-automated lights and service girls
3. Ceiling mounted fuck-slings to prevent any heavy lifting
3. Fully functioning defibrillators for the all to common heart-stopping-shagSo what do think?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 24.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 2) by Canadian Boy
CB – “get me her address I’ll offer her a 1,000 baht.”Get in line, I have a glass of wine and a little pill with her name on it already lined up.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 22.07.2009
ht – Great Idea. I will send Maggie information on the King Power Super Sale going on at the Airport, so she and all of her friends can rush over there to browse away.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 22.07.2009
Sorry, I am not in a very good mood, as I just learned that I, along with every single commentator here is a RAPIST, according to our friend Maggie.
“Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.”
CB I think you have found the polar opposite if this site. I think I will send our friend Maggie a link so she may be enlightened.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 22.07.2009
More bad news about Thailand & is PP clamping down?
P – That is right about where the shoootout took place. Next time i am there, I will check it out. Might be a while though.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
There is a new S & M Club in Phuket, its called “Suicidal Siam”.
This was set up for the hardcore Masochists in which the standard whips, chains, and paddles just don’t give them the gratification any more. The set-up involves the ‘guest’ to first liquidate all of their farang-land assets into cash, then transfer their money to a Thai bank account. They will then withdrawal all of their funds from their account, and then enter Suicidal Siam, where they proceed to purchase a property under their Thai partners name. Once all of the paperwork is signed and the deal is done, the remaining Thai club-goers all gather in the circle around the guest and begin hysterically laughing at him. It is at this point in which our guest receives the ‘climax’ of the pleasure as he realized he has just lost everything he had.
Yes I know, sick, but some people are into this.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
Shootout in broad daylight in Patong.
See Details Here:
http://www.phuketgazette.net/news/index.asp?id=7586
‘Gee Mr. Abhisit, I don’t know why the tourists have stopped coming to Thailand, really’
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
OK That looks better. I can stop squinting now
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
Screen Shot Emailed.
I can view IE via through Firefox as well, and it looks the same regardless.Also, I think we can all agree on that what happened after the two left the store, was a complete scam. The only question that remains is KP a part of it or not. If not clearly they are not exercising their ‘power’ to stop it, which makes them look guilty.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
Also, here are the results from a poll on ThaiVisa:
Do you think tourists are stealing from the Tax Free shops at Suvarnabhumi?
Yes, the tourists are shoplifting [ 68 ] ** [18.53%]
No, it’s a police/airport scam going on [ 299 ] ** [81.47%]STAY OUT OF THE SHOPS AT THE AIRPORT! Just don’t take any chances, regardless.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
Ssb – I am assuming you wrote the article, but no mention of the publisher. Noticed a format change as well.
I think this readyer comment from one of the articles you mentioned sums it up pretty well’
“Same happened to me in April this year. The police arrested me and charged me approx £400. There were 5 of us in our group, we purchased 1000 cigarettes at Heathrow, but on leaving the plane at Bangkok the police approached me and told me to keep them in one bag. I did as I was told, and that was the set up, so when I got through customs with the other four people they arrested me and would not accept what we told them. They took copies of my passport and made me sign at least six documents, all in Thai. They would not give me copies so at this moment I don’t know what I signed. They escorted me to an ATM. I have been in touch with the British consulate who asked me if I want to make a complaint but I don’t want to go to another country and find they have done something to my passport. I will never return to Thailand again, it was the scariest time of my life.
Lynn Ward, UK”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 21.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 1) by Canadian Boy
@CB – I accept PayPal!
That is where you can make your donations for my new keyboard.
The one I will need to buy tomorrow as my tuna salad lunch has now been regurgitated into every nook and cranny of my existing one, rendering it completely useless.
This is what happens when you do not give out a ‘Eating While Reading Warning’ at the beginning of an article. Consider this a lesson learned for both of us.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 20.07.2009
CB – Thanks for the story, nice writing. Sounds like a lot of fun. Not nearly enough people were offended in the 2nd part. For that I am personally offended.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 16.07.2009
Sorry to hear about the lung. I’ll take care of the expenses. Just send the bill here:Mr. Boo Hoo Hoo
5000 ImSoOffended Blvd.
ThisBlogsTooOffensive,, Thailand
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.07.2009
For those of you who may be a bit thin skinned, here is a blog for you:
http://mog.com/music/Sesame_Street/posts
Read Away!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.07.2009
SSB – Can you please search out all the references to “bald” on all prior posts and replace them with “folically challenged” as I do not appreciate the references to those of us who are less fortunate then others in that dept.
Anyone else been offended lately? Now is the time.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.07.2009
“If you took all the ugly girls off beach road and hit them with a fully loaded garbage truck and then ran them over with an Earth Mover this is where they’d be dancing.”
I don’t think they were that bad, but it was still hilarious, had me in stitches. Great writing CB, looking forward to the next part.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 13.07.2009
Big Mango Bar One Year Anniversary Party
Not for me. I prefer the non consumable 6-pack, and those Jim Beam hotties can give me a nice workout!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.07.2009
6am in the morning sun with a gay aborigine by Rope-a-dope…
“Patts was dead”
Come to Phuket if you want to see dead. Kata and Karon are ghost tows. Patong still has a pulse though
Thanks for the interesting story
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.07.2009
Big Mango Bar One Year Anniversary Party
Want to quadruple the turnout?Simple just change a few words on you sign from “Promotion Girls & Giveaways” to “Promotion Girl Giveaways”
That should do the trick!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.07.2009
The BARANG Drinks 2 Much – Part Two of Two
Nice write-up, thanks for the info. I have been once before, however my farang wife (at the time) frowned upon the P4P scene.Goodbye Wife, Hello P4P
(actually she is still my best friend, just no more handcuffs, for her or for me)
Comment posted by I Phukit at 10.07.2009
July 4th Party Pics and No-Booze Days
SSB – That could not possibly be me because he was only naked for 20 minutes on the Pattaya Beach. My clothes were off well over an hour!If you knew anything about bald men and Thai Women you would all be shaving your heads. By the way I prefer the PC term “Follically Challenged”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 07.07.2009
If I am a bad influence, how did I wind up with the hangover from hell? Having a great time in Patts. Thanks PG(I think) for the great tour. I will write something up as soon as I can open my eyes fully again.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 06.07.2009
Ah, another fine evening hosted by the BMB boys:
– Pancakes were fantastic. (Have not had such tasty flap jacks since the Chocolate Chip ones at the Pancake House back Home)
– Jim Beam Black was flowing nicely and I clearly had more than my share of it, however the pancakes were a perfect time-release addition that had me buzzin’ for hours later.
– Both the Jim Beam girls were hot. The taller one will be visiting me in Phuket as she has asked me to ‘show her around’. I definitely plan on giving her a show.
– YP’s birthday was clearly a ‘splash’ (yes not smash). (ask him to explain) Cake was tasty, and I think we are all fortunate that he only dropped his pants on one occasion last night.Thanks again, and sorry I cannot be there on the 11th, as i am playing host to a girl from Siri Ratcha. I’ll be back next month for more fun. Now I am off to Pattaya to see what kind of trouble PG can get me into.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 05.07.2009
Ill be there in just a while, as I am having a bad hair day.
Looking forward to the pancakes!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.07.2009
So who will be responsible for keeping the birthday cake candles away from YP?
It will be the 1st time in my life I have ever enjoyed a nice stack of (free) pancakes with a Jim Beam. I’ll keep you posted if its a good combo, so don’t be surprised if you see the ‘Black ‘N Stack’ on the menu in the future.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 02.07.2009
Straight Ball’N by Canadian Boy
PG – I am an idiot. I missed the email you posted. Info has been sent.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 30.06.2009
@PG – Well I will definitely be in town the nights of the 5th and 6th, so see if you can get a pass from the Mrs. one one of those days as I would love a tour from a seasoned pro, along with anyone else who wants to join. (I’ll forward my info to Pmmp, who will kindly pass it along.)
DW -Would have loved to be back for the 11th, but the 4th will have to do for now as I am hosting a ‘friend’ from Siri Ratcha (DateInAsia.com) I know I will be missing a good one.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 30.06.2009
CB -Great writing, great detail.
After living in Phuket for three years, then just spending the last 3 days in Pattaya, my take is pretty much the same, however there are definite discounts to be had. Nowhere in Phuket will you find a 200 baht oil massage, and the the Bangla is no comparison to Walking Street, Soi 6, 7 or 8. I spent a few hours in What’s Up last weekend. Good fun for sure, and my head was literally spinning from all of the pussy. I cannot imaging another place like that on earth and for sure nothing quite like that in Phuket.
Overall I had a great time and will be heading straight back there after my business trip here in New Delhi, and right after I attend the party at the BMG on the 4th. That puts me in Pats 2 full days, 5th and the 6th, before heading back to Phuket. Looking forward to Insomnia, as it will be my 1st.
@PG – I may have spotted you listening to a live band on a corner bar on walking street last weekend, but I had an eager beaver in tow so could not stop.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 29.06.2009
The only thing I miss from my old life in Los Angeles is Baja Fresh, and their Baja Shrimp Tacos and mango salsa….. God that was good. Will be back in August. Raised in Cali, I just have to scratch that Mexican food itch once and a while.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 25.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season ’09 in Photos
I will be bringing my cheap-ass there from the 25 – 28 of this month.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 18.06.2009
SSB – You have it backwards.The Big Mango Logo and font should be in English so farang (your target market) can easily recognize it, while the “You are only as good as your last short time” should be in Thai, so all of the TG’s get a kick out of it. (Or this phrase in both English and Thai)
Now that we all know who’s idea it is, can we drop the JD, as no one outside the blog (sorry JD) would know who that it.Of course, you can go tell me to eff off too.. and I am sure you will. But either way I will be sending an email for the purchase
.
By the way is there a YP size, as you know how we both like to wear our shirts tight enough so others can count our shaved chest stubble.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 18.06.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #3: When Pigs Attack
@Indu – Don’t worry about it, it’s ‘in the bag’
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.06.2009
How about the 26th of this month (Friday) as I will be in town and I have never been to Insomnia before.
@Ghost – Perhaps I can vouch for you and get you a pass to get out of the house for a night.
Who else will be joining in the ‘Night out in SexPatts’?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 16.06.2009
Confessions of a 20 year old sex tourist – Part 3 by Hansum Boy
Hmm.. who was it that said she’d be back working the bar?“I Phukit Jan 25th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Well written! Can’t wait for the crash landing. For the pool, I have dibs on catching her working in the bar again.”
OK, OK, I hear you, an illiterate 4 year old Antarctican Eskimo who has never left the igloo could have predicted how this one turned out.
But still, a great read, and always entertaining, even if I did have to re-read part 2 again.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 15.06.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #3: When Pigs Attack
I will be heading my Lazy ass down to Patts to make a few seedings of my own from the 25th to the 28 should any fellow mongers want to join in the festivities.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.06.2009
and now this from the Bangkok Post:PM: 20 more flu cases in Pattaya
By: BangkokPost.com
Published: 11/06/2009 at 12:57 PMAnother 20 cases of A(H1N1) influenza have been found in the resort town of Pattaya, Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva said on Thursday.
The patients were all workers at entertainment places. All were now in the care of the Public Health Ministry, the prime minister said.
Health officials would examine people at major tourist attractions in both Pattaya and Phuket to get a more accurate number of how many people have so far caught the flu in Thailand.
On Wednesday, the Public Health Ministry put the number of confirmed flu cases at 16, after an 11-year-old 6th grade boy at a private school in Sam Sen area of Bangkok was found to have the flu virus.
The ministry ordered three classes at the school closed for three days and 13 other students from the school were placed under close watch after they showed flu-like symptoms.
The 11-year-old boy is the second case of human-to-human transmission confirmed in Thailand. He has not recently travelled out of the country, officials said.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 12.06.2009
Because of this, now the Hollywood elite and FBI will get a schooling in Thai Politics. If the FBI does come over to ‘assist’ or ‘tag along’ I have just a bit of advice for them if they really want the truth….
Bring Cash, and lots of it, as the truth here comes at an exponentially higher cost than fee for hiding it.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 10.06.2009
SSB- That is my exact point. Who knows how they caught it or where they got it from on their travels… So why publish it? This only adds fuel to the fire, and with tourism #’s dropping, there is no need to stoke the flames here. With even the mere suggestion of closing hotels, they are giving the perception that certain places maybe unsafe, which is completely absurd.
The swine flue is now a global issue, and unless you have been living under a rock for the last 6 months, you are well aware of it. It’s just another example of the insensitivity of the Bangkok Post to potentially create panic when there is no need.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 10.06.2009
As if the above were not enough, now there is this from the Bangkok Post:
“Flu report won’t close Pattaya hotels
By: BangkokPost.com
Published: 10/06/2009 at 11:43 AMThere will be no closure of hotels in Pattaya even though two Taiwanese national claimed they had caught influenza type-A(H1N1) while traveling in the eastern resort of Pattaya.
“The Public Health Ministry must wait for an official report on whether or not they had really caught the swine flu virus from the resort city,” Public Health Minister Witthaya Kaewoaradia said on Wednesday.
People and tourists should not panic about the report as his ministry has stepped up measures to prevent a pandemic of the deadly virus, he said.”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 10.06.2009
Last year i spend 360 days in Thailand.. and this year I intend not to miss the 5 I miss last year.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 08.06.2009
Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok!
Clearly, he was choking more than the chicken.RIP Mr. Carradine
Comment posted by I Phukit at 05.06.2009
Hmmm….
Carradine death ‘erotic asphyxiation’
By: BangkokPost.com
Published: 5/06/2009 at 11:16 AMAmerican actor David Carradine might have died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, Central Institute of Forensic Science (CIFS) director Porntip Rojanasunan said on Friday morning.
The 72-year-old actor’s body was found inside a closet in his suite in Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel about 11am on Thursday.
One end of a shoelace was tied around his penis and the other end fastened around his neck, while his hands were bound with a cord which was also tied around his neck.
He could have been be trying auto-erotic asphyxiation and may have suffocated during the act, Kunying Porntip said.
She said other evidence supporting this theory included a penis shrine inside his room.
She did not believe anyone else was involved, but admitted she could not be 100 per cent sure.
Carradine arrived in Bangkok a few days ago to star in a new movie, Strand.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 05.06.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part Two by Canadian Boy
Enough with the F’n Quotes! Nearly impossible to read… so i will chose not to
Comment posted by I Phukit at 26.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending – Part Two by I Phukit
@Bart- Well I understand your point, but I think it goes against the whole idea of tipping. The idea is if you give me good service, you will get a good tip, and likewise bad service, bad or no tip. When you go into a restaurant you to do not tell the waiter. “I tell you what, you make sure to get the order perfect, on time, and refill our waters asap and I will give you $15.00 in the end.” Same principals apply here. Tipping is based on the services already rendered, not in anticipation of the services to be rendered.
But, you have a great point, I hate negotiating, and if you don’t like it, don’t do it. The other day I received this massage that was just not going anywhere, and I knew for a fact that extras were to be offered at this place. So when the time came and she asked me “You want special?” I just skirted the issue and told her “up to her” She then pushed the issue too much and said, how much you pay?. At that point I just said “Mai ou krap” (No Thanks). Believe it or not this was a turning point for this massage as she realize whatever she was doing was wrong. From that point on things went in a great direction and I got everything and then some, without another word about money. In the end, she got a nice tip, and I got a “Come back very very soon” from her as I walked out the door.
Remember guys, if negotiating is taking the air out of the sail, just refuse to do it. More times than not you will be better off for it. This low season, some of the staff see one customer a day, and they will do whatever it takes to earn the extra baht, even if that means taking a risk and going the extra mile without an ‘oral’ agreement.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 25.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 5: Sihanoukville — The Final Word
@JB: Regardless if PG is on a tight budget are not, he is not writing this article for himself, he is writing it for others. Many readers ARE on budgets, and the information that he provides concerning prices can be extremely important and informative, and can help others make better decisions about the trips they take and the money they spend.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 25.05.2009
@Ghost -That must have really pissed you off, unless of course you were on the piss, and completed pissed anyway, then you could have easily avoided the pissing match that ensued.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 24.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending – Part Two by I Phukit
@Bib – I think you are forgetting one important thing we are talking here about here: ‘MASSAGES’ with extras. Of course, if you don’t have any appreciation for a massage, as it appears you do not, this would not be the route you would take. The way I see it, its a great massage with a proper completion, and this often precludes a great night of sex, and is not intended to replace the BJ or the sex.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 24.05.2009
Getting Good Oral Service, Shopping For Dresses, And Avoiding Tuberculosis In Bangkok by gavinmac
uh, i mean “with no sex”
Comment posted by I Phukit at 24.05.2009
@Gav- Nice article however I think you made a typo. You had said you paid 2000 baht for a LT with sex, but clearly somebody got screwed!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 24.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending – Part Two by I Phukit
Thanks for the compliments guys. Glad you enjoyed it.
Just remember that two different people can go into the same shop, see the same lady, on the same day and have completely opposite experiences. Many times it is what YOU make of it. A good attitude and a big smile go a long way in this country.I love to hear about your individual experiences, and I believe the newbies who read this blog appreciate them as well, so keep the stories coming, and if any of the newbies have questions, feel free to ask here, and me, or someone else will be glad to answer it.
Remember, there are no stupid questions. (YP excluded, again)
Comment posted by I Phukit at 23.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending by I Phukit
@WW -Oh yeah, by the way, it was nice meeting you the other night, although I am not 100% sure you remember it.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 19.05.2009
@WW – “It did seem to be ironically devoid of any ending… happy or otherwise.”
Ah, yeah that’s because the ending has not come yet, and I am sure it will be posted shortly.FYI: The piece was submitted in one part, but it may have been a bit too long for one shot.
@UCW – I nearly fell of the chair. I, as well as others I’m sure, would enjoy reading a submitted article by you so put something up soon.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 19.05.2009
@Quag -Thanks, The next sectio is the fun part
@Ghost – Come to Khaosan Rd, and try out anyone of the 30 – 40 shops there, and see what you walk away with. Only about 10% of the women in 5% of the shops are willing, as this is quite a different part of BKK then you might might be used to. For me, I love the challenge.
@Eddie T – Where is your sense of adventure? As far as the requests for tips, I have had many a chuckle as well, at some of their absurd requests. Wait for the next part as I teach newbies how to compromise in an uncompromising position.
Remember folks, we are in one of the best buyers markets in recent history here in Thailand.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 18.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
Ill just let my hair grow in with the initials I.P., that should be sufficient. All I have to do is pick an area where it’s still growing.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.05.2009
Quagmire scours the net – Part 2
“In hindsight I’m glad I didn’t, she definitely had some fatal attraction potential.”Might have been a good move, or you could have ended up like this poor sucker:
http://www.phuketgazette.net/news/index.asp?id=7365
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
Yes, a great party indeed. Props Ssb/ Pmmp as you put on a nice one again. Killer Vodka Shots and great outfits on the staff. I see Star Trek in a whole new light now and well worth the trip up for me. Even if the flight cost me a whole 335 baht (including taxes, each way from Phuket) Air Asia Rules.Great seeing and meeting everyone including, Prufock. A fun time indeed.
I will look forward to the next one.@Ssb/ Pmmp: Also just an idea, for those us who don’t mind being identified at theses gathering, how about Big Mango Buttons w/ a place for you screen name. So that we know who is who at the next party. (You can take a poll to see how many of us would be interested, as their may not be enough of an interest, but I thought it was a good idea because most of us do not stand out like a sore thumb (YP excluded)
Comment posted by I Phukit at 17.05.2009
Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
I remember one evening after a night out I was quite pissed when I got into the shower with my girlfriend. I was taking a piss when she walked right into the stream and needless to say she was pretty pissed off (on). After that,we argued a bit, but the last thing I wanted was a pissing contest, as I had to deal with her piss-poor attitude all night as she made me feel like such a peon.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 14.05.2009
OK, The Joke is over! Who hacked my outgoing emails, and how the hell did you do it?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 13.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 4: Sihanoukville – The Bar Crawl
@Dingoh – Thailand just introduced a brand new beach vacation…. it’s called Phuket. Check it out sometime. No reason to fly out of the country anymore.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
@CB- HilariousAt least I am not the only one ruffling feathers today. This blog sure isn’t for the the thin skinned.
Another classic thread!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.05.2009
I am going to ruffle some feathers with this comment.
Kor/ ao nang – You are both very right about the treatment of farangs and Asians in the sopies, no arguments there. With that said, have you considered, from a Thai girls standpoint that sex w/ a farang may be a lot more painful that from an Asian?
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
@BkkSpy -I as well did enjoy many of those posts also, and if you look back on my comments, you will see I defended many of them as well. I was not speaking on my behalf, but for a minority of others, and just simply making light of a typo (lighten up)@Kat – I think I see you… you are the one who is hanging on by your fingernails, while the rest of you has fallen down on that slippery slope we spoke of. The middle ground is a tough one, and a mind-field. Try to take a decisive action, one way or another, as this gray area will eat away at your at you very existences day by day and minute by minute. Best of Luck, and keep up posted.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.05.2009
@Kat – I think you meant “BBB” not “BBK” as BBK is a very bad word around here and we don’t talk about that anymore.
On another note, if/when your girl quits her job, please do NOT give any money directly to the mother. Give it to your girl and instruct her never to tell her mom who it came from. This will save a you a ton of money and headaches in the very near future.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 11.05.2009
The Land of the Morning Calm Part 3 by DebtStar
NOTE TO SELF: Korea sounds like a nice place to visit, when I am 95 years old and Viagra, Miagra, or Youragra no longer has any effect on me and when I think ‘P4P’ is my current size of Depends Underwear. Just 60 short more years, Hooray!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 08.05.2009
The party, girls on girls, & the lower Suk shutdown…
… or a “bag” of pop-corn, whatever works for you!
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.05.2009
Re: Party on the 16th. I will bring Dee, you bring Tom, and then we can sit back w/ a back of pop-corn and watch the show from a comfy bar stool.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 04.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
CB -Nice Write Up, and good details. What you are describing reminds me exactly of the Grand Hyatt. 750 baht -2 Drink Cover, and a bunch of Hi-End Hookers looking to make a killing. Definitely not my thing, as I am more of a Cowboy fan, but I was dragged in by a friend last week.
These types of write-ups are great, as it allows us to make better, more well-informed decisions.
I have a feeling not all of these Hookers are paying that 750 cover.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 03.05.2009
Making Plans – Part 1 by Young Penfold
ssb -Thanks’s I have this beautiful picture of my blushing bride I want you all to see
Comment posted by I Phukit at 09.12.2008
YP- Always a great read, thanks for the post, and looking forward to 2011 for the next post.
Admin-(pmmp, ssb)- How do I add a pic to my profile? I tried to add one via my profile, but no picture options there.
Comment posted by I Phukit at 09.12.2008
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