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Hua Hin – The Arrival – by Big G
When dealing with repairmen, or any other service people do not think that they will show up on time, do the job the first time, and do it just the way you want it to be done, but for some strange reason here in LOS after they all leave, everything seems to work. Always gets me the only tools the guy will have is a beat up chipped screwdriver, a pair of pliers, a nit noi hammer and a broken hacksaw blade. Try to find something out of the house to pass the time, alone, other than drinking, getting laid, or eating, damn that doesn’t leave too much does it?
Comment posted by The Man at 10.05.2013
Hey I usually go to the Fitness first Gym at the Q-house on Rama 4 and Satorn, but not this week coming, hurt my back(age) . There is a Starbucks on the first floor give me a heads up and I’ll for sure meet you some time.
Comment posted by The Man at 08.04.2013
DW, I haven’t seen you in such a long time I’m not sure if I would know you if you kicked me in the ass at high noon in front of the flag pole. Your always out at night and I travel during the day. When you think you might be out and about, always happy to buy you a drink.
About the only person I’ve seen within the last 6 months was Barry at the Billboard one night, every one else seems to have fallen off the face of the earth. Still miss Jackie!
Comment posted by The Man at 08.04.2013
What happened to me? – by nurseRon
Well, at last a true love story on the big mango blog. I could almost hear the violins and the soft breezes filtering through the air, while the waves pounded against the rocky shore. And that gasp when you spied your true love slide past that line of taxis. Brought a real tear to these old eyes.
Much better than the usual gaging, puking, sucking, gobbling, drug taking, hangover crap we usually get. Thank you!!
Comment posted by The Man at 13.10.2012
DW
By the way that was at Shark, and he did tell her that. This pal of mine gets more free pussy at the Central World and many Starbucks than the law allows. It pisses me off all the free goodlooking honeys this guy pulls in, of course he is a hell of a lot younger than an old fart like me.
I had an absolutely fantastic honey on the string for a while and then some Japanese dude bought her right out from underneath me. I can understand why because she was one of the very best and only 21. OH Well, here today, gone tomorrow but they are like at taxi, one coming around the corner every 2 seconds. You just have to be on the right corner.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.09.2012
DW
I hit Cowboy last night and found it very unrewarding. Had not been there for about a month but the vibes just were not there. Shark did have a very nice group of honeys but as for the rest, it just wasn’t the old Cowboy. I may add the price for a 37 Baht bottle beer at Villa, had gone up one hell of a lot. The bastards have gone off the deep end on the pricing. OH yeah, my pal asked what the price was for an all nighter and the honey quoted a modest 6000 Baht figure +bar fine and never batted an eye. He choked on his ice cube.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 15.09.2012
I’m Burnin’, I’m Burnin’, I’m Burnin’ For You – By Bananaman
You will all be happy to know that the Thais are producing their own version of the blue pill, at a much reduced price. It will come on the market early next month, which in Thailand means Nov. or Dec.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.09.2012
Hey Jack
I think you might find her at the biker bar between Soi 4 and 2 under the Raja hotel. Opens 1 Sept.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 21.08.2012
10 things that pissed me off just this week – by Daywalker
Don’t understand the problem with the excellent guards at the MRT, I never get checked, maybe that’s because I wear superior cloths and I am a handsome devil, who looks like a man of means. For those that consider BKK as being litter free, you should drive down, ( do not walk ) Soi 3 at about 05:30. That’s of course after all of the Arab, Nigerian, dirt bags with their rotund women folk have retired for the day. Also do not fail to check out the area between Soi 11 and Asoke on Suk, I think you would change your mind.
DW, would love to join you at the Plaza but the ever loving wife is home this week end because of the holiday. Well………………………can’t win them all, can you?
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.08.2012
Damn DW, it’s four years already? Hell you are getting old, she was right. OK see you when I see you, soon!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.04.2012
Every year I stock up on booze, ice, coke, club soda, and food, I went to my condo on Thursday pulled a huge boulder in front of my door and will not venture out until Tuesday. Songkran is without a doubt the biggest pain in the ass idea ever thought up by man.
DW if your still here after Tues, I’ll drop in for a cool one or two.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 15.04.2012
To bike or not to bike? by Dayrider!
Well it’s only to ride up and down Soi 4 and to the 7/11. Now I see you have added Soi Cowboy where you will, I’m sure get as fucking drunk as a person can get while bullshitting with some of your closest friends and playing grab ass. Then before you know it, it will be time to hit a few of the late night pits, but wait!, I have this bike here, what am I to do, can’t leave it, hell I’ll just ride it back to the Mango and drop it, I’ll meet you at the pit OK? Suddenly a few rain drops start to fall and before you can say WTF, DW will be laying on SUK wondering what happened to all those years of riding and training. Somchit wasn’t thinking about any of that you see in his yellow and green taxi with no windshield wipers when he ran you over, and low and behold Somchit has run off never to be seen again. Now think of this, all fun and games will have to be curtailed for an extended period of time while you heal, no pussy, no BJ’s cause your Willie is someplace in a body cast with only a tube protruding. Nah!!! take a taxi to Cowboy and walk to the 7/11 or Nana. The exercise will do you good.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 28.02.2012
Advice! one word, (DON”T)!!!!!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.02.2012
Farangland V Thailand – by Daywalker
DW, Been there done it, bought the tee shirt. Here’s how it went for me, mouth suddenly became very dry, brain went into slow motion mode, eyes became caged, sweat suddenly popped out of every pore and I was at a total loss for a reply. Brain said I need a drink to get a grip on this before I answer. After three very strong hits I gathered enough courage to answer and it was not what she wanted to hear. The rest of her stay was not a very happy time and there was no more nooky the entire time. The good thing was that I had escaped with out really bruising my bank account, and being miserable the rest of my life.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 19.02.2012
OH BOY!!! Now you’ve done it my boy, now you have really put your foot in your mouth. The next thing, will be the ring, you won’t hear about it for a little while, but you can bet that in the heat of passion and drunkenness, the subject will suddenly become page one. The # one topic on the six o’clock news and you will suddenly know what real panic feels like.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.02.2012
Back to reality – by Daywalker
Ya did real good on the IV party, and you are correct there was a honey I wanted to hit on, but I was serviced before I hit your place, if there is a next time I’ll forgo my early fun a games. All in all it was a damn nice get together. A couple of newbies coming in tomorrow from San Fran, first time in BKK, it should be interesting.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.02.2012
Before They Turn Jaded – by Working Tourist
The Pattaya Ghost is 100% correct. Good grief I haven’t laughed this hard in years, too much!! P.T. Barnum was correct there’s one born every day.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.02.2012
The Egos have landed….. – By Daywalker
What happened to the guy in the pool? I saw that one coming a mile away. Had I not been serviced prior to me hitting the Mango one of the young honeys in black was on my radar and I really plan on seeing her in the short time no tell hotel soon.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 03.02.2012
A Winter Residents Point of View – By Companyman
DW
The secret of my freakish strength, and my advanced years is, I learned long ago to pop Ci alias an hour before I plan on getting laid, blown and then after the fun and games, get drunk, not like you doing it the other way around, getting drunk, laid. blown MAYBE and then trying to remember if it all was true while your puking. You see while I’m puking I do know for sure that I got some pussy.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 14.12.2011
Well, DR. BJ on 7/1 looks good, clean and has an ample stable, Las Vegas on 3d floor Nana not bad!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 12.12.2011
Your not going to a massage parlor to form a lasting relationship, your there to get a shower, laid, blown, and maybe a little bit of a massage. It makes no difference what they want to call themselves, you damn sure ain’t taking them home to meet mom…………………….well most of you aren’t……………………………………..are you?
Comment posted by THE MAN at 09.11.2011
8 Ball, yeah I do remember good old Lucy’s, they always had a pot of beans on for those that ran out of money or just needed a bite to eat, and the place was full of spooks and others. Damn what a great place to spend an afternoon. Damn I had almost forgot about Tiger. God damn diabetes got him.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 14.08.2011
Gentlemen we all know that what happens here would never happen where we live or used to live and we also know why. I am not trying to imply that some of you are dirtbags, some of you, I know are to be people with a degree of honor, be cool DW, all I’m saying, in my opinion, NEP has gone straight down the toilet from what it once was. It is in truth, not a fun place, everything is in your face and you are always being pushed into something that is really not what you want. I know what I’m looking for in a broad, and I damn sure don’t need some old bitch telling me that this is what I want or to hurry up and make a choice. The main problem is that if your white your a tourist, cut and dried in NEP and therefore an easy mark, I resent that, and I expect to, no demand, that I be treated as a man and not a fool. And who or what is demanding the services of LBs, why are they all over the god damn place? What group of Mickey Fickers is looking for that action. I do have a feeling that most of it is coming from the north side of Suk where at one time none of those people ever ventured to the south side.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 12.08.2011
Your right they are not limited to the NEP area, I just do my damnedest to avoid areas where they clutter up sidewalks and as far as the ( I guess it’s food ) there is no way I would ever eat anything from one of those sidewalk garbage pits. No!, I try to stay with the venues, and restaurants I like, the ones with air conditioning, doors and windows, clean latrines, and properly dressed patrons. After all it’s Bangkok not the beach. Tourists can’t seem to understand that Bangkok is not Pattaya or Phuket.
Yes! you implied exactly that I was wrong in saying that I wanted the NEP removed, along with all that it brings with it. That I was bitter and grumpy because I didn’t like what you think is wonderful. Well too bad, they could take every LB, whore, beer bar and street vendor and move them all to Pattaya for all I care and in fact the sooner the better. Maybe the Taksin administration will do just that.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 12.08.2011
Wrong!!! Not bitter at all, I just don’t like what I don’t like, what, I’m required to like what you think is great, good or whatever. I don’t like NEP, never have, never will. Also don’t like push carts taking up sidewalk space, selling crap and nasty ugh food!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 11.08.2011
Not only does the NEP need to go by way of the wrecking ball so does the whole corner. As soon as that is all gone then the vendors with the carts will go, the side walk bars, and shortly thereafter the beer bars that are just hanging on will go. Can’t wait for Christmas and new year, and the wrecking ball. Then those tourists, the ones that pop in and out once or twice a year, will clutter up some other area, hopefully Pattaya, that would work just fine.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.08.2011
Excuse me DD your as full of shit as a Christmas goose. Do what you think is great and wonderful as you will ever find again in your life. Your just in my opinion another dumb shit. In other words go fuck yourself. I don’t have the time for your shit!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.08.2011
DD, You keep asking where I find things better. Hell I am not out looking for better, or best in some other country. You don’t get it, That isn’t even close to what my original post about. I have had the best, I’ve had better times in Bangkok than what it offers today.
cdsphx The place with the Arabic was a Lebanese restaurant, ground floor left hand side with about 4 or 5 Arab hookers that were pretty damn nice to look at and not at all like these great Arab cows roaming Suk these days. Patpong was once long ago a pretty good place, in fact it was the only place. My first time was in a place on the corner called Thai Heaven, name was Cat and the price was $11.00 all night, no bar fine, I guess she had to cover that. Then I went upcounty, price dropped to $5.00 all night,(100Baht) no bar fine, $2.50 short time. Oh ya! and they made you feel like you had known them half of your life and been dating for a couple of years. Go to a movie and they peeled grapes for you. We will never see those times returning.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.08.2011
DD
Bangkok is what it is, and for me it is now second or third best from what it once was. But it’s everything that many of you search for and can’t find where ever your from. For those of you that are, to me, newcomers, you deem this action to be the best you have ever been able to experience in your lives, you can do things here that would put you behind bars or sitting before a shrink, back in good old where ever. But when I say that I remember when thing were better, to me and for me, I now find a it to be a sorry excuse for what it once was. I consider the NEP to be trash, garbage, feeding off those that find it very hard, anywhere else in the world to get over at a minimal cost. Come on after all it’s the cost that keeps most coming back here, it’s the abundant amount of P4P that is available 24/7, it for damn sure isn’t the flora and fauna or the temples that brings them back, it’s pussy, dope, 24/7 booze and no one at home to see you. All I’m saying is that it once wasn’t that way. Remember one mans meat is another mans poison. I liked a softer easier time. There is no way on this earth that I would ever return to castrated America and all of it’s politicaly correct bullshit, that I may add, some of you allowed to happen.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.08.2011
NR
I was here when it was special 1968 and I never have to go back to anywhere to think that this is OH so wonderful. If you want to expect garbage or second best, well that’s up to you, I don’t!
Trash is trash!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.08.2011
WW, The Austrailian on Soi 11 is ………………way over priced and the daytime broads seem tho think that your just another dumbshit tourist from the hotels on the street, which I may add are not attractive and have a attitude problem. The next thing is that just where did some Australian or Kiwi think that they knew what Mexican food was or how it really tasted. There isn’t a real Mexican place in the whole of the country. Come on, you can buy rice anyplace and opening a can of refried beans just isn’t that hard but they can’t even get that right.
I like the Penalty Box at night, but daytime sucks, no service, broads that have an attitude of why are you bothering me, can’t you see I’m eating. Eating something that smelled so bad my heavy hitting drinking partner and I had to leave, it smelled so bad.
Having been here when NEP had a ground floor parking lot, I for one would be happy to see that garbage pit go. It has no redeeming value any more, filled with LB’s and thugs. As far as the beer bars on the soi, they are trash filled with over the hill broads all with too much makeup that will never hide the fact that the really should be back on the farm.
OH and while I’m at it, look at the caliber of customers parking their asses in those beer bars…………..OH Yes some real winners there.
Nope, the sooner it goes the better!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.08.2011
Skytrain
I’ve heard your tale told many times, but never quite as well as you have put yours together. Well done!!!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 29.07.2011
Having always been a “I want, what I want, when I want it” guy, the broad has never had to go into some sort of song and dance or sad story, because if I wanted it I never gave a damn what it cost. After all, if you can’t spend it, then it’s worthless paper. Passing on money to someone else when I’m gone isn’t in my play book.
Sadly, not always what I wanted at the time turned out to be worth it in the long run. Once in a while though it was worth every penny.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.07.2011
No turning back now! – By Salty
mr. f 3, You are one thousand % correct!!!!!!! These guys that allow themselves to get sucked into that bullshit are just not engaging their brains. Screw a whole bunch of Thai custom, it just does not apply to us Westerners. Old saying, “it’s my way or the highway” and if she doesn’t want to play your way, well just take a ride on the BTS, and look at all of the Uni’s.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 23.07.2011
Sinsot!…………..Are you shitting me, they for damn sure should have paid me. When I got married 10 years ago I told her no sinsot, and no money to pay for a sick cow, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, or anyone else. When they give you that it’s Thai custom just ask them if you look Thai. OH, never once been to the farm and the only relative I have ever seen is mom three times in 10 years. Some of you guys just rollover.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.07.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 3 by Young Penfold
RDD, Have lived in Jolly Old for two years, the high hats would jack him up faster than a speeding bullet. Plus he’s too close to mom and gran, the real source of money.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.05.2011
It makes no difference that he is gone or what the reason for his leaving, it’s the smartest thing he has ever done, because it probably saved his life.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 21.05.2011
DW Thank you, I was going to say that you were the only shining light in the place for these last 6 months, that is when you weren’t tossing your cookies all over the place. At least you were interested.
PS Never make fun of money walking!!
Comment posted by The Man at 27.04.2011
Well it’s nice to see how easily people are ready to jump on the, “any bang wagon” for a change. I for one having been around the pike for more years than I care to remember, don’t think that what you have done is so shit hot, next to the old place NANA. The first move was pretty good for those of us that live here all the time, it wasn’t the same as Na Na but pretty damn good, a great crowd, of real people and you could spend a fine night talking more shit than the law allowed. I also may add that there were a few honeys that knew what it was all about and guess what, they were kissable, In short it was fun!! From what I saw last Friday night, the fun is gone. Now, that is my opinion, and of course it’s my money, that I spend, wherever. Until there is a fast improvement in service and staff, I’m out. Let also add that you PMMP or anyone else involved could have, had you paid attention, cut it off at the pass long ago.
Comment posted by The Man at 26.04.2011
pmmp, Stopped in Sunday night, sorry no brass ring for you, topless or not no winners in that group. OK …….well………. maybe one, but it wasn’t behind the bar. Sorry pal, just call them like I see them!
Comment posted by The Man at 04.04.2011
pmmp, If there is baggage, then the usual flat stomach that I’m used to paying for is not going to be there and those wonderful, enticing perky tits will have headed south. Come on who wants to look at a Issan wash board! To sum up, baggage is baggage and way too heavy for me to carry.
Comment posted by The Man at 01.04.2011
DW I’m already aware of the bartender change. The old one was just fine for this kid, in fact I was very fond of her. Now if the new ones are top less and in the 20 to 26 age group without baggage you might have a winner. As far as having worse in Bangkok, my honeys always had enough class to wash that pussy before I got on it.
Comment posted by The Man at 31.03.2011
Good Grief!!!! You call that food? Have you all at the Mango lost your minds?
That crap my go over in the UK, but come on folks!!!!! That ain’t food where I come from and it for sure will not entice me to enter your door.
Comment posted by The Man at 30.03.2011
Nice one Doc. These folks should learn to leave that PC crap back in what ever country they came from. Damn sure don’t need it here, it’s no wonder the chrome pollers, get an attitude listening to all that PC horseshit, they start to believe that shit.
Comment posted by The Man at 29.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 2 by Young Penfold
WHAT!!!!! YP has a,…… dare I say it………JOB? At a desk? Does it pay real money, and what kind of HR person did you……… for it?
Still waiting for that phone #, she has got to be lonely!
Comment posted by The Man at 15.03.2011
My Ninety Day Report by Werewolf
WW the name of the game is to mail the damn 90 day, registered with an self addressed and stamped envelop but do so 2 weeks of when it is to expire, now if your also doing your one year and the 90 day is at the same time different story.
Comment posted by The Man at 03.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Only because I’m such a real gentleman, I will put this to you, should LMV require an arm or shoulder to lament on ,I, yes I, am frothing at the mouth to squire her around and spend lots of money to ease her pain. Please understand that this is nothing personnel, I do not mean to keep it forever, whenever you can con Mom into springing with a few notes or you (shudder) find a job I will vacate the warmth and comfort of what I guess LMV has to offer. After all whats a pal for, right?
Comment posted by The Man at 26.02.2011
Hey DW, are you still in the sandbox or have you flown the coop?
Hunch, Fosters? Surely you jest? I hear that they cant give that stuff away.
YP, How many trips to the clinic have you taken this month? The strains are getting harder and harder to get rid of, from what my nurse wife is telling me. I have decided to be a lot more selective in the future, don’t want my dick to drop off. Or my wife to cut it off!
Comment posted by The Man at 26.02.2011
Cactus John’s Killing Fields by On Nutter
WB,
No I don’t seek intellectual stimulation from a whore, but I don’t think it’s too much to expect a smile. Nor do I think that I’m out of line to expect the fucking fag management to stop pushing their retarded, grossly overweight or skinny ugly bimbos away from my area when I tell them no. I don’t know what your standards are but mine are just a tad higher than what I saw at the Nana Plaza. Even though I’m no Brad Pitt my money is long and those in the whore business had better understand that. I want what I want when I want it, but if but if I’m not catered to, then they can find someone else.
Comment posted by The Man at 29.01.2011
WFTM, Try dialing the correct # and I would answer, but then again if you tried while your in one of your drunken romps……………well then I understand your confusion. My phone # has not changed in 5 years.
When you close my favorite watering hole, don’t go into the reason, and remove my favorite girl, what else do you expect a man to do? Find another place to belly up to the bar. You can bet that it will not be the Nana Plaza.
DW
The 4th of what? JULY?
Comment posted by The Man at 29.01.2011
A friend came into town and I more or less was obliged to go out for a while last night. To say that it was not a disappointment would be an understatement We ventured into the hell hole of hell holes the Nana Plaza, and I can’t remember when a collection of fucking whores were as dead from the neck up as I saw last night. Rainbow 4 had a couple of really great looking honeys on stage but if their feet moved more than an inch in either direction while doing , what I guess was dancing, you looked at them and the lights were on, but no one was home. The price of a drink was crazy and for my money the very best thing that could happen to that whole place would be to level it. In fact level the whole damn corner. Drive those damn piss ant vendors back to the rice farms or rubber plantations. What a bunch of rude, obnoxious, grubby, dregs of humanity of no value to anyone. Sad! I remember when it was a great fun place with real sweetheart girls, now its give me your money and get the hell out. No problem there for me, never again!
Comment posted by The Man at 25.01.2011
Well! It’s nice to see I’ve been missed. Because the dive of the American buck, my choice of paying big rent for a big place and the closing of my daytime watering hole, I no longer get out to belly up to the bar as I used to. Should the dollar regain some value, I will return to my old ways.
Comment posted by The Man at 24.01.2011
BF,
Put the fucking bong down, your ranting!!!!
Comment posted by The Man at 22.01.2011
Listen it would be very nice if you would post what time you now open and guess what, close. I for one don’t have a clue as to what your doing. Are you open for business, has it turned into a private club, come on folks, just what the fuck are you doing and for fuck sake give me a reason to stop in! And DUH, spend a baht or two. If that’s is not want you want, say so>
Comment posted by The Man at 16.12.2010
Best English Breakfast in the World? by On Nutter
I’ll have some Costa Rican black beans and rice, Chorizo, Salsa and a couple of eggs with tortillas and a couple of mugs of real coffee.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.12.2010
I can’t believe that someone would pay real money for that mess above! They must do that in a part of England that I never saw. In case your interested they sell a tub of Crisco lard in Villa.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 03.12.2010
Don’t Play me like Dat – Part 2 by Hunch644
Why? Why did you come to Thailand? Was it to view the flora and fauna, maybe visit the many temples. OH! I know you came to see all of the beggars on Suk and have some of that very sanitary food on those push carts that fill every street and alley every where in Thailand. No, you came here to get laid as often as you could and not walk hand in hand down Primrose Lane with a third party playing left end, blocking your every move to jump in bed with Miss Tessie Trueheart. That girl friend should be given the MVP award, she kept the good girl a good girl.
I also thought your story was pretty good though.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 30.11.2010
Fool For The Titty Part 2 – Just Boobs by Debt Star
PMMP, Just because your bald, doesn’t mean that you can’t buy a pair of scissors and a razor for the house. That honey works just fine for me, bush or no bush!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 17.11.2010
Economics 101, tipping bargirls and the power of a free market economy by Tusk
Here’s my take on paying the girls, when I first arrived in Thailand the going price was 100.00 baht all night and the rate was 20 to the dollar, but I have always thought like this, ” I want, what I want, when I want it” and I don’t give a damn what it costs. A few times it has turned out not what I thought it would be, not up to my expectations, but who cares, it’s my money and I wanted it. That’s all that counts. So unless some of you are going to volunteer to pay for my fun and games, what I decide to pay is up to me, Krup!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.11.2010
Be careful in Bombay, I went to a P4P that had a string of about 7 with one fall down looker, I mean she was fine. I was all set to make a deal when I looked at her hands, there was more dirt under her nails than a 40 acre field. Lust flew out the window and I was back at the Taj Inter-con faster than a speeding bullet.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.10.2010
The Cigarette Police by OpaqueKnight
HH
One reason I’m in Thailand is that I don’t have to put up with some pompous prig, asking why anyone is living here. IMO if it wasn’t for the women of Thailand I find hard to think of any another reason. It is certainly not to work, pay taxes or worry about the social injustice.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.09.2010
Having spent two years in Panama City Fl. during the time most of you were still playing with your diapers, turned out to be a great two years. The honeys would flock to the beach from Georgia, and Alabama just wanting to do nothing but get drunk and fine some stud, like me, who was willing to spend a night with them. These broads were away from home and it was like taking candy from a baby to get them to drop their little panties. The beauty of it all back then was they didn’t have an attitude. And yes, there was a time when American woman were fun to be with, those days sadly are long gone!
It’s Thailand hands down, even though there have been some negative trends in the last 40 years. a big 10
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.09.2010
FRIDAY! FRIDAY FRIDAY! – PMMP’s Bday Bash
Who cares what they are there for, they have cloths on and they are round eyes.
They look 50ish.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.08.2010
Hangovers and Pretty Girls by Rick Masters
Hey I agree, I don’t wanta hear about some LB, or what someone did with a LB, show me the pussy, ya got it, women, real ones. With all the fantastic women in this country some micky ficker wants a LB, fuck stay home ya dumb fuck.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.08.2010
Off subject!!
Today while walking Soi 11, leaving the Villa, I decided to stop at the Australian Bar for a cool one.
The place was empty( I now know why) sat at the bar ordered a San Miguel light from a bar maid that was more interested in staying as far from me as she could fucking with some papers. I finished it, asked for my check and the mother fuckers charged me 128.00 baht. Can you believe that mother fucker is charging that amount for a beer? Needless to say that is the first and last time that dump sees my ass and any body that goes there is dumber than five boxes of rocks stacked in a corner or related to the ex PM.
Comment posted by The Man at 03.08.2010
YP Picture Diaries – Puke Massage
Well the important thing is that they are in the proper age group for me. The pictures really suck, I would like to see them all in a larger format and in focus.
30, 15, and 20 would be just fine with me, but I think PMMP is right they could have done better.
Comment posted by The Man at 20.07.2010
After 2 Years Away – A Return To BKK by 689kmtoBKK
Hey YP what happened with Chubby Cheeks, I know there was no gobbling the slit or anything else because she was a no show, right? Come on, come on fess up!
Comment posted by The Man at 26.06.2010
YP in Jakarta – The rest of Day 2 and Day 3
Yeah DB, All he does is walk around and be a cock blocker. I was all set to pounce on chubby cheeks the other night and there he was talking to her about how wonderful the trees and flowers are blooming. I mean and I ask you, after that song and dance how could I ask for a short time and some digits from the ever lovely chubby cheeks? Sad really sad!!!!
Comment posted by The Man at 15.06.2010
There’s no place like home… by WFTM
YP, I know you hit on the chubby cheeks honey, should have got some digits for later use, I think she had the better body. Will it be a score or not?
Comment posted by The Man at 13.06.2010
I could not score with three bargirls in my bed in Bangkok by On Nutter
I’d be interested to know what you consider senior? Is it 40, 50, 70, 95, just what is the age one becomes a senior. The problem isn’t age, it’s booze, yes booze, you should try to fuck them first and then get drunk. Cook, for a bar girl before you fuck her, damn the next thing you’ll be doing the laundry for her.
Comment posted by The Man at 30.05.2010
YP Diaries: 17-5-2010 to 21-5-2010 – Operation Hard-Body, Curfews & The Worlds Worst Excuse
Your gaining weight on Tuna and chicken? Bullshit, you have got to be eating something else and don’t say pussy, there’s only 17 calories in the gash.
Plain Tuna and plain chicken nah!, don’t believe it. Are you bringing Vertigo girl in on the 12th? If you do, have her wear a low, low, low cut frock and no bra. Leave the Tuna at YPHQ!
Comment posted by The Man at 23.05.2010
Distraction by Tim from Oakland
The only thing I remember about Costa Rica was the gun shots every night. Damn broads all had New York accents. Just another Central American shit hole.
Comment posted by The Man at 18.05.2010
Mat, Please tell us what is more important in Thailand. Is it the flora and fauna or do the temples turn you on? Guess you got burned by a few “bar girls”, and now all you want is conversation. Remember if miss goody two shoes balls you, there is someone else before you and after you.
Comment posted by The Man at 12.05.2010
YP Diaries: 29-3-2010 to 23-4-2010 – Sickness, Death and Muscle Wastage
Rule one, when sick in Thailand, go to hospital, rule two, stay away from self medications unless your treating a headache. rule three, eat lots of pussy, at least the nurse that’s with you will be happy!
Comment posted by The Man at 04.05.2010
Brits!!! How to get your end away, repeatedly, in a drunken haze by doctorbond
For any newbe that is coming here soon, hold off on the Silom rd hotels, things are a little tense in the area at this time. Suk is just fine.
Comment posted by The Man at 03.05.2010
Had to try the take-in and giving Batin a whirl…
Chinese are not a good choice when in KL, most are always straight business. “Let me see the money, put it in, are you finished, now I go home” Now the locals in KL on the other hand were much more like the ever wonderful Thais, and they do speak English, rather too well sometimes.
Comment posted by The Man at 25.04.2010
YP Diaries: 21-3-2010 to 28-3-2010 – LittleMissBigTits, Violently rimmed & Dont talk about Pattaya
Yp Please put the bong down!!!
Comment posted by The Man at 09.04.2010
YP, Please start bringing in some of those lovelies in that want to be broken open like a shotgun for the rest of us to enjoy. Unless they are so ugly as to stop a clock at a minimum of forty paces. OH ! and if they are fat forget it, keep them in Buri Ram.
Comment posted by The Man at 09.04.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report Part 5 by The Lurcher
Lets see if I can condense this a little for the Lurcher. I arrived in BKK on 4 June 1968 Checked into the Siam Inter Continental, the old proper section. Had a nice lunch with the swells, then to the bar for what was at that time a real drink.Went off to Patpong, there was no other place at the time, picked up Miss Kat at Thai Heaven for 11 dollars and proceeded to Nicks #1 the best place to eat at the time unless you wanted to put up with some of that, phoo phoo French crap, then off to consume as much liquid gold as we could find. Got tied up with some expat driving a convertible and his honey and drove around BKK at break neck speed stopping at any place that looked like they might have booze. Come around 5 in the AM headed off to the Siam only to be informed that Miss Kat would not be allowed in, becoming highly piss off, I checked out, and Miss Kat and I found other digs. Thankfully I have never seen Miss Kat again, but to sum up, lived high on the hog, picked up a winner, ate at the best BKK had to offer at the time, got laid, blown, washed and rested. Gee, guess what, It didn’t take 5 issues.
Comment posted by The Man at 07.04.2010
Making the most of 3 nights… by WFTM
16 years younger than you? Hell that makes her almost too old for me, try to find one in the 20 year old bracket for me when I hit town.
Comment posted by The Man at 02.04.2010
WFTM,
I’ll be heading in your direction in a month or so, better keep the art stu under wraps, if I see it I’ll out bid you. Then well see how old I look!
Comment posted by The Man at 30.03.2010
YP Diaries: 10-3-2010 to 13-3-2010 – California Fag X-Perience, Vertigo Bar & Jaeger Bombs
You have been trying to score with one girl for 9 months? Unbelievable! Please tell me what this girl has that was so different from the other 3 or 400 other honeys you have scored with, I’d really like to see this one. 9 months, does she have money, are you thinking of marriage. Got to hear more of this tale.
Comment posted by The Man at 18.03.2010
Sweet Jesus!!!!! Never in 76 years have I heard such bullshit. Why would anyone living some place other than Thailand send a fucking dime to some bimbo here?
It’s bad enough that we are paying for them to get a nut and enjoying a decent fuck.
Everyone on here knows that they lie through their teeth at the drop of a hat, if only to see how stupid we are.
Never, never send a Asian honey a penny, they just think your stupid, if she’s fucking you when your here you can bet your ass that she’s fucking someone else when your gone. If you believe otherwise, you better put the bong down, it’s fried you brain.
Comment posted by The Man at 08.03.2010
Sukhumvit Head Skewers by pmmp
As most of us know, when walking on any sidewalk in Bangkok you always look down to avoid the dog shit and that includes the jaunt from soi 2 to 12. So it’s pretty hard to avoid some of the lower hanging pitfalls and dodging the pushy hookers. I will also comment on the absolutely horseshit job that the world famous Bangkok maintenance crew has done on the newly laid sidewalks. But what the hell, when you only pay a nickle, you only get a nickles worth of anything.
Comment posted by The Man at 27.02.2010
The Closest Thai Immigration Bureau to Soi 4 by pmmp
One more thing Humpty Dumpty, not only can you get the forms on line but you can type all of the info in before you print them. OH, wonders of wonders and your an old hand!!!!
Comment posted by The Man at 24.02.2010
All of the forms can be had on the net. Have them filled out before you go and your not trying to find a place to fill them in. DUH!!!!!
Comment posted by The Man at 23.02.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report by The Lurcher
spats, not as long as your alive will that ever happen. Also not as long as I’m alive!
You sissy boys just don’t know what it is to be a Man!
Comment posted by The Man at 16.02.2010
DW, As soon as I find one you’ll be the first and only one to know.
Comment posted by The Man at 16.02.2010
PE Your talking to the wrong Mickey Ficker.
Comment posted by The Man at 15.02.2010
DW I had a real massage where I usually get just a foot massage and the cow damn near killed me. I swore that for sure the next day I’d be black and blue. You can bet there will be no more of those. From now on when I want a massage it will be with 38 kilo sweetheart that just wants to fuck and suck.
Damn Lurcher I go past the Hillery bar 3 or 4 times a week and I never saw anything that looked good enough to nod at. Whats this lily white shit, if she shaves you’ll have to shake the sheets to find it.
Comment posted by The Man at 15.02.2010
PMMP, let us not be shy about naming the bars, or do you want us all to get burned? Believe me, if that were to happen to me it would be listed on here faster than a speeding bullet, along with the honey’s name or number that tried to do it.
Comment posted by The Man at 14.02.2010
Thailand’s New Tourism Strategy Unveiled: A Pants Elk© post by Pants Elk©
Thank you PE for the very insightful,funny and a lot closer to the truth than most think. As we all know, if it wasn’t for the wonderful fun loving ladies of Thailand this place would rank right next to Bangladesh.
Comment posted by The Man at 13.02.2010
Thailand P2P: different or same? by Voyager
It always surprises me when people on here begin to tell us that they have found miss right and there is so much difference between the Miss Thailand and those other bimbos that work the bars. I really don’t know what makes a man think that. In my wanderings around the world they really, when you get to the bottom line, are all the same. All cut from the same piece of cloth, all react the same to any given situation. Unless your here to take back, to where ever, a trophy Asian wife then whats the point. If your going to live here the rest of your life maybe Miss Thailand will be what your looking for. But living here means that you will have to contend with the family. not a good thing to look forward to. On the other hand if your here for fun and games, P4P is the answer, using the 4F’s as a guide, find them, feel them, fuck them, and forget them. The money saved will buy you much more than a Camry.
Oh! and no one cares if you have miss goody two shoes or miss slut on your arm, in your car or condo, if it make you feel good do it.
Comment posted by The Man at 06.02.2010
Excuse me, but the term used all around the civilized world is P4P. Of course if your trying to save face among your HI-SO friends, well P2P might be a HI-SO term but only in a very small circle. I may add that some of the so called HI-SO honeys are not really that hot, in fact some of the P4P ladies beat them hands down, yes even in the daylight.
Comment posted by The Man at 05.02.2010
8′s Company by MrDreamTransport
Just couldn’t get into it, there is more than enough folksy pap on TV that I don’t care to watch. When I started reading, I got the feeling that I was back in the US listening to all of that idle sop that Americans think is interesting like family, kids, where they went to dinner or lunch, what little Johnny did or is doing, just nothing I want to hear. For sure, not how I want to live.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.12.2009
On the origin of clichés… by Human Tsunami
No matter how drunk you are never, never, take a taxi from Soi 4 to CB or 33. Never!!!! Unless you want to take a tour of Bangkok or are planing on throwing up in the cab.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 09.12.2009
Vietnam Revisited – Part Three by WFTM
Needless to say Vietnam has it’s fair share of gold digging dogs and scam artists but there is that something that makes them, at least to me, stand out above all Asian women. Thanks for the time you took to share your experience there.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.12.2009
A Week in Angeles City – Part Four
BBB You’ll have to forgive me, my memory span isn’t what it once was when ……………. BBB you’ll have, oh ya, I already said that. I do remember numbers though and one of my CB favorites is MIA.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 28.11.2009
I’m perplexed, out of all of the names in this world why did Martha pop into your mind? If I were to walk down Mac Ave and call out Martha, would she come running, jump into my arms and call me……, did you tell her your name? There are two women that I can think of who are named Martha, one being Martha Ray…. who is dead and Martha Stewart, Stewart, alive, having an ass like a water buffalo….. hopefully your true love Martha didn’t look like either of them. Me thinks there is much more to this true love story! She must have reminded you of some long lost love in the UK.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.11.2009
Jason Skypes Home. A Pants Elk post by Pants Elk.
How would like to be sitting at the Mango bar and have him come and want to talk to you in his gibberish?
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.11.2009
A Week in Angeles City – Part Two
It’s good to see that in the last 41 years nothing has changed in AC. Still the same dumpy broads, still crap for food, still crap for transportation, and crap for bars. lets not even talk about the local law. Forgot one thing the beer is OK when ice cold.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 19.11.2009
A Week in Angeles City – Part One
Having been to AC more times than I like to remember, I still don’t like the place. The women, for the most part are short and dumpy, the only plus is that they speak English. Another plus about the place is the one price takes all, no bar fines per say. Having said that, after a trip to Saigon and other parts of Vietnam, I find the women of Thailand sort of dumpy and they don’t speak English, much. We won’t talk about Cambodia. Of course I’m not knocking those wonderful Thai ladies, they have served me well.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.11.2009
Halloween 2009 at the Mango Pics
COM, I had a costume on, as a expat man about town, with money.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.11.2009
“Just a Stamp Please:” New Bangkok Immigration by Jack Dawson
Brew. A little more info where on Chitlom/Siam, if you have it.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 03.11.2009
UFC 104 Preview by Young Penfold
A roar and a groan from the crowd, the gnashing of teeth, a cry of “we was robbed” all of that because YP dropped his pants again.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.10.2009
Desperado
Right on, you nailed it.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
Horny Goat Weed does work for me, I do know some that have said it did nothing for them. Hell at my age I’ll try almost anything except two sticks and duct tape.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 22.10.2009
Here’s how I feel about the whole thing. I want, what I want, when I want it and I don’t give a damn what it costs. Remember you only go around once, get what you want while you can. You could be hit by a bus on any given hour of the day.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 22.10.2009
Aab namron ma gon – shut up and listen!!!! Part 1 by maximus
I have to say, that was pure drivel. I have been in LOS for the better part of 12 years and don’t have a clue as to where Kho San road is and why would you or any self respecting person look for some cheap flea bag hotel in an area filled with cheap charlie back packers? But go on to talk a lot of shit about hanging at Spasso’s. If you can’t afford to stay in a 4 star hotel stay the hell home.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 21.10.2009
DocBond Stag Party this Saturday
The JB promo girls work out just fine, there’s always one that catches my eye.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 19.10.2009
Flying In The Front – Not Yet by WFTM
CB- It was a Buick, but a new shiny red one with a half white top, and a big V8 engine. Saw the honey walk out of her place of employment, rolled down the window, asked if she would like a ride. she got in. The rest is history! Jump back Jack!, if you got it, man you got it! I got it!!!!!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.10.2009
Drove into Vancouver and within five minutes of hitting the main part of town I picked up a great looking girl that had just walked out of an office bldg. Had a great time and never saw her again. Like getting laid in a woman’s prison with a handfull of pardons, nothing to it.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 16.10.2009
You don’t have to go to the states to see what the broads look like, just tune into a news report where they are talking to Americans on the street and watch those that are passing close to the camera.
I haven’t been back for eight years, just don’t see the need to put up with the crap. No need to be greeted by some baby faced smug little prig or some grossly overweight bimbo in a ill fitting uniform. Only to get in an airplane with Bertha the blimp telling you to buckle your seat belt, while tossing you a brown bag of garbage that they call food. Just what is it with the airlines, don’t they ever send those smelly seats out to be cleaned. American airlines, the last one I flew in the states, smelled like the Omaha stockyards.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 15.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
CB
Going back for a pair of tits is sheer lunacy. Never go back to a wacko broad. A friend of mine a long time ago had a GF who decided to slit her wrist in our place, because he was leaving her to return to the States. He wasn’t home but she did it anyway, I took a towel, wrapped it around her wrist and kicked her ass out the door. Don’t know what happened to her and don’t really care, neither did he. You may think that she has forgotten, but I wouldn’t bet two mangos on that happening. You rolled over once and now she has set the hook, I see a big moon arising, I see trouble round the bend!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 12.10.2009
My last trip to PP was not what I would call OK. The honey I pulled from 136 wanted, ………Wait for it!………$100.00, after I had BF her, by the time I had her down to $40.00 I had lost interest. I mean after all, I live in Bangkok!
The only great looking woman I saw in the whole town was working at Swensons. The rest were nothing I wanted to wake up with after a few hours of fun and games. I did see one Vietnamese at Martinis that I should have pulled, been kicking myself in the ass for not doing that.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
Don’t put any of that powder on your dick after a shower, the broads tell me it doesn’t taste good, had to go reshower a couple of times to keep her happy.YP
Who told you you had disco dick? Don’t tell me some honey laid that on you. Heading to Singapore Wed. got a good #?Datou
Happened to a pal of mine, it took over 8 months for it to get some what better. The only thing that saved him was that it was his wife that did it while riding the pony.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.10.2009
I tried Kamagra once. I had been lusting over a broad for months and decided to get with the action. Twenty minutes after taking the stuff and five minutes into the act, my face became so hot, flushed, red and whatever, red enough that she got scared, that I couldn’t concentrate on getting the job done. Never tried it again and never went back to the same honey to make up for a very bad outing.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 03.10.2009
SSB
It may be so, but I don’t know
it sounds so awfully queer
It may be so, but I want you to know,
that your bullshit, don’t go here!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 01.10.2009
The Fallout Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’: Blunders, Recriminations & Naiveté
Those of us that live here do so because we like living on the edge, whither it be with the women, the cops or all of the thugs and scams out there. Most of us have become street smart enough to avoid most of the pitfalls that the average tourists can and usually do walk into.
None of us will ever make a dent in the cleaning up of the thousands of scams, nor do we really want to. I think there is not one of us that hasn’t been on the short end when it comes to the wonderful ladies of the night here. My motto is to all tourists, let the buyer beware, because even if you attempt to tell them the pitfalls, for some reason they just don’t want to believe you and you have spent precious time for nothing. There is no reward for stupidity.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.09.2009
Ladies and Light Night this Saturday
YP if your honey isn’t coming in to see you for a minute I’m not going to be there. She’s the hottest thing I’ve seen in a while!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.09.2009
Are Thai people cool? by Jeezo
YP I can always count on you for my laugh of the day. Remember money talks and bullshit walks, grab the loot, mo one said you have to kiss her!!
Steve McQueen was damn sure cool!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 01.09.2009
YP fat broads never stopped you before, and your cool friend is rich, hows a little fat going to stand between you and a “lot” of money? Think about all those 1000B notes that you could get your hands on.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 31.08.2009
Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
You can all poo poo the rant, but stay here long enough and you’ll sing the same song. Like Willie Nelson said “it’s a bitch when you out live your dick”. That old bullshit that if it’s warm it’s wonderful, just doesn’t seem to get it any more. I think the dude is right on!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.08.2009
Stay where you are, your not ready for the real Thailand. It ain’t what you think it might be. More smoke and mirrors here than at a David Copperfield show.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 24.08.2009
SSb, having a party at my house with a big bottle of JD. Why, you ask, well because I want to.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.08.2009
SSB, would you please explain to me just what the hell does went to a soapie and “then was just went partying”, mean? if your not getting laid, or looking to get laid, are you saying that you sat around and ate and drank? that’s a party? you have lost me on that one.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.08.2009
Bloggers Appreciation Night this Saturday
It’s a good thing he didn’t give a damn cus Scarlet sold it!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.08.2009
SSB
The reason your going back to school to learn or improve your Thai is that your really out there looking for a wife. Your looking for that “NICE” girl that you can take back to Mom. We all know that time is starting to pass you by, your beginning to get nervous, things aren’t working as they used to.
Hall passes are for students, kitchen passes are for married men, you might as well start getting used to the correct terminology. The next thing, is that you’ll start wearing quality cloths. Your on a slippery path.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.08.2009
Trench coat, that reminds me, I lent mine to Humphrey Bogart, the fucker still hasn’t returned it, can’t understand that, he’s usually pretty good about those things. Guess I’m out.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.08.2009
Seeing DW off is a love hate thing, He’s a nice guy but he has been known to cause people to drink way too much. I was planing on banging on this big honeys bones tonight, then there’s tomorrow night, then people in town on Friday night, I’ve got a three hour kitchen pass for tonight but don’t think I can swing three passes in a row. So DW have a good trip back and I’ll catch you on the return. Damn I like curry, but I like pussy more.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 29.07.2009
Gulf News, tourists in Bkk and stuff…
YP, Thank you, that was just a little more information than I required. Why do they always have to have a Thai boyfriend in the wings somewhere? When all you ever hear is Thai man no good!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.07.2009
YP how did you get in the position of owing a Thai girl 3,000 baht?
Did she have to lend you enough to do her, did you promise 3,000 to do her. Come on whats the real story!
If I can help by taking care of some of the others standing around waiting for your return, let me know. I’m always ready to lend a helping hand, I’ll tell them that you’ll pay them later, OK?
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.07.2009
Professor of mongering by On Nutter
Cialis is a wonder drug and you should never leave home with out that 20 mg pick me up.
It for sure has add many pleasant hours to my life. The idea of a resort is fine but I would like it moved to Bangkok, more of Issan honeys start their careers here than in Pattaya.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.07.2009
More bad news about Thailand & is PP clamping down?
The embassies need to forget their afternoon teas and other glad handing and put some teeth into what really goes on when it comes to tourists here. Don’t get me wrong, their are plenty of tired assed tourists here that need a good wake up call in the local monkey house. 12 hours in there will damn sure get their attention.
But this b/s of shaking hands and smiling for the cameras while holding a glass of wine needs to be put on the back burner. My assessment of my embassy is needless to say, not favorable, a bunch of self serving twits who can not or will not look past their retirement date and have no concern for the people that pay taxes allowing them to live it up. PS. I’m not one of those tax payers, so they get nothing from me, of course, I receive nothing from them.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 23.07.2009
Saw in the Nation today that king power is bitching to the Brit embassy about the bad press those two have caused them. They said that sales are down. If I can help their sale to get lower, I sure will try.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 22.07.2009
10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
SSB You can sing the praise of G-clubs all day long, but they are pure Hi-SO B/S as far as I’m concerned. Just another Thai pseudo elite mechanism in an attempt to differentiate themselves from what and who they really are. If you like to go to be seen, up to you. I do not, therefore I can not sing their praises. I think that’s enough said!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.07.2009
SSB Didn’t say it was a waste of your time, but it for sure is a waste of mine. Groping, and making out in public is not my thing, hell, I don’t let them hold my hand on the street. Sitting around listening to a bunch of girlie chit chat while watching her swill my booze, well enough said. Different strokes for different folks!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.07.2009
WPD
Not often, most of the time it’s rather anti-climactic. At lest when you just buy them and it isn’t what you expected, all you’ve wasted is money, not wasted a hell of a lot of time, effort or having to listen to mindless chit chat.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.07.2009
JD I don’t care what it costs if I want it. and that’s a big Jing Jing!! SSB will confirm that,he knows and so do the shadow!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 19.07.2009
When I worked in Saudi I wanted to do the same thing, but I just wanted to get a picture of me with about three wife’s all in black, nine dirty kids and a herd of goats outside a tent with a caption of “me and my new family”. Just couldn’t get one of the desert people with the tent to let me do it.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.07.2009
All of this is very informative but first off why all of the hoopla over a G-club girl? I do believe that none of you are out looking for a wife, or a companion to take take to church. The whole purpose is to get laid and when you get right down to it, one box looks pretty much like the last five dozen that you’ve had. Some with a big bush, some with a Mohawk, and some as clean as a baby’s ass. The thing none of you has mentioned is the amount of “time” you have wasted, the effort expended, I don’t know how much value you put on your time, I do know that my time is worth a hell of a lot more than a to worry about 1500 Baht. I want what I want when I want it and I don’t care what the price tag is.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 18.07.2009
YP
I hope your new mask venture goes well for you. Don’t want to see at the bottom of the Asoke station with a sign around your neck and a tin cup. For some reason I don’t think “stud service” is going to draw that many.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 15.07.2009
The bottom is still coming and this flu scare is really going to be another nail that’s hard one to disregard. 65/75 million people in the country and the press is going nuts because 24 died. Of course the foreign press will beat that to death with, Asian flu strikes again, school closed, people warned to stay away from public places.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 15.07.2009
I for one had a very nice intellectual evening on Sat nite, For the most part the conversation was thought provoking and just down right stimulating, with comments like, jing-jing and seu-sat, you really do rak dee-chan? How can one deny statements like that, don’t tug at your heart strings. I thought the Beam girls were super good, except for the two at the computer in the back by the hawng nam, who struck me as being in love with each other. Maybe someone had a lock on them, I did think for a minute or two that SSB was at work but he surprised me with the “she ain’t never coming back” then low and behold there she was, a nice touch SSB.
All bullshit aside it was a great night and I for one was more than happy, and with a little luck and a fist full of money I will revert to my old devil may care, “I don’t care what it costs, I want it”.
Can’t wait for DW to go bananas and toss another get together.
The Mango girl were great and really busted their ass trying to keep up with all of the heavy hitters.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 14.07.2009
The BARANG Drinks 2 Much – Part Two of Two
Good write up, had one little honey ask me for a “C” note for a st talked her down to $40.00 and got pissed off with the BS. Told her to hit the bricks. After that, the night was a washout. Did the Sharky’s/Martini trick saw nothing of value. If this went belly up it might be an option but without the Viet’s, I don’t think so.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.07.2009
July 4th Party Pics and No-Booze Days
DW That was a thousand years ago, I don’t remember. I was standing too close to him when he went down on one on the bar! Didn’t know there were pictures of that.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.07.2009
You will be punished severely for that bald remark. How can you have a good time without naked girls dancing on the bar. Maybe watching YP having a little hair pie or just checking out the bearded oyster. Think about it!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.07.2009
Are you saying that those were the only pic’s taken at the party? Something tells me that your holding back.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 07.07.2009
I just reviewed the old Mango Bar 1 year photos and I want to tell you that the white dresses were the best thing ever. The short Jim Beam girl would look great in the skin tight white dress with the holes in the right places. I’d like to see her with one foot on the bar rail in a white dress, of course it would be better if,… well I’ll leave it there. Apple was a knock out!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.07.2009
Fuck 26K, even for me that’s a little over the top and as some of you know, I’m big bucks.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 01.07.2009
Straight Ball’N by Canadian Boy
Say, I really want to thank you for that write up. Having been to Pattaya once back in 1968 and finding it extremely ugly, smelly, and in general something that would interest people that I have no interest in knowing, I have never returned. But because I have recently been hearing how much it had changed I was contemplating a trip there. Thanks to your vivid description I find that my first reaction to the place was correct. Thank you again, I’ll stay right here. Soi Cowboy does it just fine for me.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 28.06.2009
ssb another bump, they are fighting in Si Sa Ket again over that pile of rocks.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.06.2009
You can bitch all you want about Taksin but until he dies, he is a power, and is never going to go away. He’s pretty young and has a ton of money and we all know what money means here. OAH maybe correct, the mayhem hasn’t begun. I still see a lot of blood in the street coming down the pike.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 27.06.2009
YP skin tight with studs may be fine for you, but for us short fat guys it just doesn’t go to well. I’m a “A” man how many folks read Thai, that come to the bar? Come boys business is business, Thai ain’t business.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 25.06.2009
The Slums Are So Quaint by The Cowboy Kid
For all of you that proudly say you have been coming to Thailand for X number of years, You don’t have a clue of what it’s like living here 24/7, 365 a year for X number of years. Dealing with the Thais that feel we owe them gets very old, very quick. To compare price with what ever it is where ever your from is just plain silly. Your in Thailand and for most of us it only costs X, that’s what the Thai’s pay and that’s what I plan on paying except when it comes to pussy, then for me, it’s what I want, when I want it, and I don’t care what it costs. Thankfully I don’t want too damn often. Live here for a couple of years, you’ll then understand. When your here for a couple of weeks or months you overlook a lot of things but when you live here it’s a different ball game. Sort of like when your going out with Suzy rotten crotch, those little cute saying and baby talk don’t matter. Well it will kick you dead in the ass if you marry her and hear it every day.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 21.06.2009
Whole Lotta Whopper by Debt Star
Poodle, have you been to the southern part of the US or Iowa where bib overalls are mandatory for all 18 year olds, or for that matter the whole of the UK lately? the spandex capitals. Places are crawling with more sweat hogs than the law allows and most of them being followed around by some skinny runt.It’s enough to put you off your food.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 17.06.2009
Now that suicide is ruled out, the family should fade off into the woodwork knowing that the insurance money will be rolling in.
DJ I remember that re enactment with the dude laying on to top of the girl. Could not believe that they could do something like that, the whole bunch would have been fired and in jail faster than a speeding bullet if in the States.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 13.06.2009
Right the doc said he didn’t try to kill himself, he just wanted to get a nut and the rope slipped. I hope some Katoy comes forward and says “I just loved him too much, we had done this a few times before” but the rope …… well you know.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 12.06.2009
mike what do you mean civilized world? i think you really mean sanitized world. You can’t think for a second that the family did not know just how bent this guy was. It’s about time America woke up to the fact that the world isn’t sugar and spice and everything nice.They should start showing Americans just what really goes on.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 11.06.2009
He was a “B” movie actor that was ate up with his own press releases. The reason that the family is bitching is because they won’t make any money off of him again and maybe the insurance will not pay if it is deemed suicide. In other words, he is no longer marketable. Your correct about one thing for sure, if he was such a high powered actor what the hell was he doing in that hotel, why not up the street at the 5 star? Either way, he’s gone and in 3 weeks no one will know his name unless it’s some muckraker in Hollywood that brings it up.
Still on lockdown, getting cabin fever, fading fast!!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.06.2009
Just received notification to pay a fine for running a red light with pictures included of the SUV doing the deed. We sold the SUV in Nov last year, called and informed the BIB, they said to forget it they will catch the folks that bought it when they register. So beware they have traffic cameras in the city and they do use them. This picture, 3 of them, with a close up of the plate, was taken near the Paragon.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.06.2009
Not being in business here I find that tourists are a huge pain in the ass. It’s so disgusting walking down Suk and seeing all of the Euro trash shuffling along with body shirts or no shirts, stringy hair and smelling like a pig pen and that’s the women. Then you have the loud obnoxious Americans bitching about some inane item, like where they got drunk last night, how much they spent and what they did to a little girl they picked up on the street. The line I like the most is “she said I was handsome that’s why she went with me”.
Maybe I would feel a little kinder to them all if I were in business but as it is they all suck! Their in town for two weeks spend as little as they can and then back to whatever hole they came from.
Once in a while there comes to town a few that go about their fun and games, keep their mouths shut, don’t bitch, and just enjoy. The sad thing is that they are few and far between.
If the Thais continue to shoot themselves in the foot with all of the crap they come up with, the fault for an lagging tourist trade lies with them.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 08.06.2009
Disjointed observations about the “lounge girls” (LGs) scene by Voyager
Thank you YP, now that we all know what you consider a casual affair please enlighten us as to what you consider a serious one to entail. I was curious about the eating them standing up, whats the advantage?
Comment posted by THE MAN at 06.06.2009
Any Port in a Storm Part 2: The Long Weekend by fender
MSB, life in America isn’t bad, it’s just sterile, most of the things that you want to do are illegal, fattening, immoral and costly. Sort of walking into a Baskins Robbins and the only ice cream they ever have is vanilla.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 02.06.2009
Sounds like things have changed when I was there in the eighties. The north side was not a place to go to unless you had an Army with you. Lived out in Escazu, gun shots every night, walls around every house topped with razor wire, bars on all of the doors and windows. Bars on windows in high rises es up to about the tenth floor.
Went to Jaco beach, black sand, primitive. Flew up to Ocota beach on a three engine prop plane with one located in the tail and bench seats, nice place, good food, good lodgings, dog shit airplane.
Granted I did have my own honey but I saw nothing in the three months that we were there that would hold a candle to Thailand when it comes to women. I really liked the black beans and rice in the morning with eggs.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 01.06.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part Two by Canadian Boy
YP is right on the mark, that bullshit about the children and rice was enough for me. This guy sounds like some fucked up reporter that came here for one week and becomes an expert of what goes on in Thailand. Some holy roller cunt that couldn’t find her ass if it was in Centrals window and she was outside looking in. Also that bit about going to see a worthless ball game over pussy was shocking, shocking I say, I don’t care if that pussy is lines up for a block around my house I’m going to do my damnedest to take care of all of them, fuck a boring baseball game, I’ll let the donkeys tell me
what a great time they had sitting on their ass paying inflated prices for nothing.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 28.05.2009
If I remember correctly the line that made the most sense for me was ” when I was in the jungle, I couldn’t wait to get out. When I got out, I couldn’t wait to go back”.
Once you’ve been here you will never forget it!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.05.2009
Doc Bond’s Star Trek Party Pics Now Available…
Good pic’s, I was happy to see that you highlighted the girls, they did look very nice and they do also try to keep everyone happy while working their ass off. Oh they also are much nicer to look at than a bunch of guys holding a beer. Who was that weird dude with the hat? Strange fellow, thought I saw him once or twice as a blond.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 20.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
Congrats to PMMP the girls looked the very best I have ever seen them look. Great outfits I wanted to take a couple home but SSB wouldn’t let me and I want to thank him I was too drunk to do them any good. Saved a bundle!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 17.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 4: Sihanoukville – The Bar Crawl
Thanks for the info on Snooky, I was thinking of taking a little trip there but those thoughts have disappeared. It would have been better to stay in PP. I hope they have resolved the Vietnamese thing, I have an eye for those that are 20 to 29. The Cambos for some reason don’t do it for me.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 13.05.2009
Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
This ate up mother fucker is walking the streets someplace. What is wrong with that picture!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 13.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
There is no doubt YP that this guy is fucked up. Come on, if you have spent more that one week in Thailand and don’t know the score your either one simpleton or you just don’t pay attention to this world around you. Does this person have a friend, does he not talk to other expats, is he living in a cave, what the fuck. This is worse than a soap opera. I’m done, let the man dig his own grave. Dump the bitch!!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 11.05.2009
Kate, get out of town, run, do not walk but run as fast as you can, go to Tibet, try PP or Vietnam, but get away from that. This is a no win situation. There’s too many of them out there without all the drama.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 11.05.2009
Katechon, you can justify anything, The fact is that, if you give them enough rope they will hang themselves. Just sit back take everything that she gives you, without turning over your cash or too much cash and look at your relationship with the honey honestly. Ask yourself this, would you put up with those excuses in your home town? What does her period have to do with anything, she gives you BJ’s doesn’t she? So whats to stop her from doing someone else. Think about it!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 10.05.2009
British Women caught smuggling drugs in Laos…
If she can, she should bend over as far as she can and kiss her ass goodbye. Don’t give a fig if they pop her or not, just another bimbo that doesn’t belong in SEA. Who knows she might even be a part of that group on Soi 3 and 5.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 05.05.2009
DW don’t listen to all of this dribble, you’ll go out there amongst them, put your head down and charge into the abyss. You’ll do it your way because that is what men do. Women plot, plan, scheme, whine and snivel, a real man just says “fuck it” and presses ahead. If you step on your dick or put your balls in the wringer, so what, I’m sure you’ll do it 5 or 10 more times in your life before you croak. Have fun!!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 28.04.2009
SSB, she came over for dinner, the use of the computer and just left, thank you for your concern!!
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.04.2009
Not bad DW, it looks like you have covered all the bases. A pre-nup is indeed the way to go as long as everyone stay with the program, my guess is that it will last longer than you think. It could get sticky, because long affairs where there is a lengthy separation, normally does not bode well in Thailand. Then again the prospects are endless.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 26.04.2009
Having an ex that is doing clinical research on HIV I can tell you that what she says is not good. The most surprising thing is that they come from every walk of life, from the not too bright labor, to the educated uni or housewife. It’s out there boys and girls, so be careful where you stick it or lick it. Be careful if you have cuts, scabs or bleeding gums.
Comment posted by THE MAN at 22.04.2009
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