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Bada Bing GoGo in Patpong by pmmp
Beers are 140 baht and standard mixed drinks are 150 baht. The girls dance in stages, with one group being the go-go girls and the other the coyotes. The go-go girls do have numbers and come with a 600 baht bar-fine while the coyotes don’t have numbers and have a 1200 baht bar-fine.I was chatting with one of the owners the other day while I was in there and he mentioned that they’re aiming to open the upstairs this coming Friday (the 5th) and have it populated with girls in school outfits. Lesbian shows are also planned for the second floor.
They are also offering an unconventional happy hour of sorts which sounds pretty cool. A roulette game for a round of shots from 7 to 11 — red they pay, black you pay.
Overall, it’s hands down the best go-go in Patpong. The amount of improvement that I’ve seen from when it first opened a few months ago till now is remarkable.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 03.03.2010
Oh! That’s where it is! by Monkey Kreme
I’m glad that I was able to entertain you guys with a tale of my misfortunes.@Simon I’ll see what humor can be teased out of the rest of the adventure.
@RR Thanks for the heads up
@644 Stars and stripes myself
@Brewster Call me old fashion
@YP Pot calling the kettle black?
Comment posted by Monkey Kreme at 17.12.2009
Jason Skypes Home. A Pants Elk post by Pants Elk.
Loved it. A vivid Bangkok vignette. A shame that so many of the people leaving comments lack the depth to appreciate it.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 27.11.2009
I must say that I was impressed with Fender’s ability to rally and not flake off with the Mandarin girl while I left to drop off my laptop and change into attire appropriate for Sky.Out of all the times I’ve been to Sky, the coyote girl that was with me definitely tipped the scales as being the hottest girl I’ve ever seen there. A bit of a letdown that I was too hammered by the end of the night to remember to grab her phone number. But at least I wasn’t hammered enough that I dropped my jeans and pranced around the tables wearing only my underoos like Penfold did on the previous visit.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 26.10.2009
UFC 104 Preview by Young Penfold
So what were you saying YP?
Comment posted by The Heckler at 25.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
Abuse and uneducated misuse of frontline antibiotics promotes the spread of drug-resistant strains of the diseases which are the bane of YP’s existence.Seriously, instead of relying on this blog for medical advice, try visiting a doctor at one of the plethora of public hospitals around, or at the very least, attempt to educate yourself about whatever you think you might have prior to self-medication.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonorrhea
Comment posted by The Heckler at 05.10.2009
I’ve been doing recon down in Bang Saen for some time now. Graciously I invited ssB down to enjoy the creature comforts and the fruits of the experience I had garnered over several months worth of trips.ssB roars into town and proceeds to hit the ground firing on all cylinders. If I didn’t already feel so bad about all the disabilities that he deals with on a daily basis I would almost resent the fact that he snaked MY waitress at the restaurant, claimed ownership of ALL the curious glances from the Burapha Uni girls at Be-Chic, and then cockblocked me a final time the day of departure with the waitress working at a cafe next to the shophouse I call sancuatary in Bang Saen.
So much for the rewards of being the consummate host. Dead to me.
YP — Piloting our transport craft towards Be-Chic we saw a trio of hotties across the street walking towards our destination. One of the funniest moments of the night was when ssB realized that they were indeed packing meat. Hell, one of them even cockblocked ssB towards the end of the night when he started getting too close to a table of real hotties. Bring your big game rifle.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 16.08.2009
I need to clear up that I have nothing to do with this story and the coincidental use of my alias above does not in any way shape or form indicate that I’ve been in Pattaya lately. I’m not even Thai for chrissake and I don’t carry a gun.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 16.07.2009
Can’t we all just get along?
Comment posted by The Heckler at 14.07.2009
Elephants, 30k a month & more on the Scams!
Cous cous. The grain so great they named it twice.Let YP shape you up, just avoid the ‘after work-out showers’ as we all know the predilections that YP has. Drop the soap and you’re done.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 09.07.2009
The BARANG Drinks 2 Much – Part One of Two
The Athlete. He set the bar fairly high during that trip. Training for 2012.Also, I don’t remember my girl being ‘fat’. You’re fat, my girls aren’t.
Hard to properly quantify the shock value of walking down the riverside on a Friday? night with The Athlete in his bathrobe and fuzzy white slippers.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 08.07.2009
Just saw two kids trying to pickpocket a couple of tourists underneath the stairs to the Sala Daeng BTS not ten minutes ago. The German dude caught on quick and gave the punk a hefty shove. The kid just went and sat back shopfront stoop to wait for the next one….
Comment posted by The Heckler at 15.06.2009
When Getting Laid is All That Matters by Werewolf
@John the B — Injuns you say? We talkin’ feathers or dots?
Comment posted by The Heckler at 08.10.2008
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
The acrimoniousness of the Brits (as evidenced by BBB trying to defend the above) can be easily explained. A small factor is the fact that the English Breakfast and ‘their’ language were improved upon. The rest can be explained by the size, nature and general unpleasantness of their women, but most of all by the state of their teeth. There you have it.Candidates for ‘The Ultimate Breakfast’ should also include Huevos Rancheros topped with Chile Verde Sauce with Pork.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 17.09.2008
The after-hours scene is definitely not what it used to be a mere 3 or 4 months ago. Anemic would be an apt description.At present it seems that Funky Dojo in Patpong has tried to pull up the slack left behind by the hobbling of The Tunnel (which is open, just not after hours). Funky seems to be closing between 3 and 4.
Also, I’ve heard that Gazebo on Khao San is staying open until 6AM.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 07.06.2008
Forte rocking, Tapas is a goldmine and yes – the search is still on!
Cope Tiger sounds about right. Now that I think of it, I remember seeing a Cope Tiger 2008 t-shirt on some huge military dude. It was eerie our last night there…someone told us that a large contingent of the guys needed to be on a plane at midnight on Saturday. We went out at our usual time and the place was relatively deserted. Just the typical older age farang locals with the dregs of the FL scene left over. Guess the guys realized they needed to make the most of it and decided to pull (out or in?) early in preparation.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 05.02.2008
I’m a bit to tanked to write it up properly…but Udon is rocking at the moment. Mr. Tong’s…the bar across from the Charoensri Grand Hotel is full of FL talent…some absolute stunners (keep in mind that this is literally the factory floor). The beer/hostess bars have some hidden gems, and the local crowd up here loves to party. Best local teks that I’ve been to have been Climax, Mambo, and Yellow Bird. The late night place for late night pulls is called +10…something like Buak Sip if you try and pronounce it in thai.
My only gripe is that there is some huge friggin’ American military excersice going on right now and the amount of young dudes willing to throw around huge amounts of cash is quite high at the moment.
Getting out of BKK is so rewarding. Can’t rate it high enough…
Comment posted by The Heckler at 03.02.2008
It is so cold in Udon. But the women…. Somebody send me a jacket…and an anti-drunk kit.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 01.02.2008
@Thongsuk/Prufrock/aka etc…
What? Have we uncovered another female posing as a male on this thread?
Comment posted by The Heckler at 28.01.2008
Ever noticed how Thais love taking anti-biotics for anything and everything? Once, waking up in bed with a girl, I noticed her popping a pharmaceutical into her mouth.“Why are you eating that?”
“Mao khaang maak maak” (I’m really hung-over)
I looked at the packaging and it was amoxycillin. Hmmmm. They love their medicine.
Anyway, back to my point. A friend recently suggested that it was the indiscriminate consumption of anti-biotics, whether they are relatively impotent like amoxycillin or something with a bit of value left in it, that causes the bacterial imbalance leading to BV in so many of the girls around here.
Whatever the case, I’ll take walking through a 15 meter long pocket of hydrogen sulfide gas (the sewer gas that smells like rotten eggs) on the streets of BKK over a stinky girl any day.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 14.11.2007
Here here. I am a firm proponent of the 'biological explantion' to the way women operate. Having myself been described in one breath as 'marriage material' and then having had the next breath stolen by the terrifying and disheartening experience of almost being a cuckold father, what other explanation is there?
Comment posted by The Heckler at 27.08.2007
General area being Central A. since the ol' stars and stripes popped up….
Comment posted by The Heckler at 27.08.2007
I'm down here in the general area. If 3B has a slush fund for those types of international re-con adventures, I'd gladly take one for the team. The report would be on your desk by next Monday….
Comment posted by The Heckler at 27.08.2007
Just another gratuitious post of my own. Keeping my mind off all the soft-core they've got blaring from the tv here in the hotel.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 25.08.2007
My next T-shirt should read "I Survived Dean"
Comment posted by The Heckler at 24.08.2007
As for the Italians, they represented a greater percentage of the touristas in-country than just about any other nationality except the bloody Brits. I'd say the Spanish ran a close third.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 24.08.2007
@KMS: I'm not sure how much it was to engage the company and the services of one of the local girls for an entire evening (we took take-out from one of the local pick-up joints, Rosalia de Castro) and I negotiated 25 CUC's (roughly $30) for a one pop romp with my choice of the night. I'm still kicking myself in the pants for letting what even my travel buddy will admit was a drop dead gorgeous Tyra Banks look-alike slip through my inebriated fingers (too many of those damn Mojitos…mmmm, tasty).
I could wax on about Cuba for quite some time, but I won't raise the ire of our jolly webmaster for drifting too far off topic. If you're curious for a trip report and details, just get my email from 3B, I'd be more than happy to share my hard earned lessons.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 24.08.2007
That was a completely self-gratifying post (I'll admit that I just wanted to see what flag would pop up). But while I've got a few minutes left on my $8 per hour internet card I might as well report that Machismo is alive and well in this corner of the Caribbean. As well as P4P. But don't come here just for that, it can't compete with Thailand.
It was interesting to hang out in one of the myriad squares in the city last night. Families strolling by hand in hand. 5 year olds zooming around on dilapidated yet somehow still tricked out bicycles. Groups of Italian men with greazed back hair with their jineteras. And even the odd local perv strolling around chatting up the nightwalking talent. All unequivocally at ease under the watchful gaze of the Catholic Church across the street.
Sex for money? Por supesto.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 22.08.2007
Puta Libre!
Comment posted by The Heckler at 22.08.2007
I was in HK a half year ago or so. Doing the visa run thing along with visiting a friend of mine (native HK guy). He was absolutely crestfallen when he realized that I didn't have the necessary visa to visit mainland China for mongering. He kept raving about Shenzhen and about how the girls there were hotter and cheaper. That didn't stop us from visiting a few houses of ill-repute in Kow Loon and Mongkok, but overall I was disappointed with the pickings when compared with BKK.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 05.08.2007
mbkknowsp4p’s take on Member Clubs
I second BBB’s comment. Factual information is sometimes hard to come by; it is very much appreciated.I’ve been to a few G-Clubs and I can understand and empathize with both perspectives. It’s easy to become accustomed to the easy pulls and instant gratification around seemingly most any corner in BKK. Even a rather ordinary pull from a go-go or freelancer joint is inestimably better than a hard fought and inequitable hook-up back in the West; especially considering, in many cases, how much beef there is on the hoof back there
Not to bludgeon a topic already hashed out, but I’ll for one put my voice with the G-club group. Hotter girls, better dancing, and in my limited conversations with the girls, much more engaging. Spendy? No way of getting around that….
After a too long already hiatus from Thailand however, I’ll be looking for a pull on Cowboy immediately upon my return. Just look for the guy with the s#%t-eating grin on his face.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 01.08.2007
I recently had the opportunity to get to know some girls who ‘just wanted to hang out, party and be friends’. Their circuit of party places included CM2 and many of the after hours joints. They attempted to maintain the facade of just being students and ‘good girls’ for the first few engagements, but as soon as they started picking up the bills and shelling out the ducats for various party favors, I figured I had my finger on the pulse. Other obvious tell-tale signs were the gorgeous ‘plastic fantastic’ boob job one of them had and the plush apartments.I didn’t let the LJBF argument stand in the way of the prize, and thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of raiding someone else’s apple orchard. Came to discover that the out of town bf was a Swedish airline pilot and that her allowance was 60K baht a month. I severed contact once I realized that the invariable thai-bf-on-the-side was a cop. Eeek!
Comment posted by The Heckler at 21.07.2007
Is it like playing russian roulette? by werewolf
It’s downright scary out there folks. I’m not a long term resident of BKK (yet) but I’ve been here long enough to hear plenty of stories and meet enough real life examples to know that there is a frightening amount of barebackin’ goin’ on out there.For one, I know someone who contracted HIV here in BKK; most likely because of innumerable unprotected encounters with street meat. Scary thing about it, once he recovered from the emotional and psychological shock of discovery, he went on his merry way. Did he change his M.O.? Nope, just went on dropping his load into any available and willing receptacle. What does that flow chart look like is what I want to know.
Second, I’ve got a few friends here in BKK that tip the handsome and attractive scales as far as the thai female population is concerned. They get laid for free by bar girls, freelance girls, “good” girls, office girls, luuk krung BKK celebrity girls (day-time tv stars)…just about any kind of girl you can imagine. Do they wrap up? Nope. Do the girls insist on condoms? Ha. Their thoughts on getting tested? “I don’t really want to know…”
Bareback riding is nice, don’t get me wrong, but if you play with fire your gonna get burned. I’m not casting stones, for I am not without fault…but I’ve also paid the price. So far it’s only been the curable stuff…but everytime I get done with another foolish episope, I always feel like kicking myself in the nuts for being stupid.
Comment posted by The Heckler at 05.04.2007
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