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Sorry to hear about this, but at least he left an impression and helped out in a genuine way. His assistance to others is really interesting. Good on him.Tupac once said, “I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto?”
so… “I’m wondering if Heaven got a go-go?”
Im sure Arthur is enjoying the other side. Seemed like a good man at heart.
rip.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 12.02.2010
Thailand P2P: different or same? by Voyager
“I thought my comment was subtle enough to tell the guy he was using the wrong term, but I guess not. Shit like that drives me nuts.”Seriously, give it a rest. What’re you… a Bourgeois Monger all of a sudden. You ordering a glass of Chardonnay in Soi 6 now?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 06.02.2010
PG, I have a feeling you an’ I are gonna have a long lasting relationship.Better buckle up cause it’s gonna be a long ride you miserable prick:)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 31.01.2010
I do have a crush on P.Ghost… I want to ‘crush’ his nuts in the palm of my hand. I’m going to make him love me.
@ Pmmp, good to have ya back online.
@Katechon when I’m back in town who’s buy’n the 1st round and where we going?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 31.01.2010
So PG,
What’s going to be your role around here?
Good to see you back.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 30.01.2010
… about fuckin’ time.
Any good looking chix in the IT field???
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 30.01.2010
8′s Company by MrDreamTransport
MrDreamTransport — At times around here, it seems like its all about trying to be the “Hunter S. of Bangkok”. Thankfully, you have not made that attempt.This was a smooth read. Good on ya’. Stay focussed and keep yer’ guns up.
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 20.12.2009
On the origin of clichés… by Human Tsunami
Brilliant.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 10.12.2009
Vietnam Revisited – Part One by WFTM
“…and dress like sophisticated sluts. ”A topper of a way to finish that sentence off.. lol
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 04.12.2009
Jason Skypes Home. A Pants Elk post by Pants Elk.
Elk… doContinue this fucking story… please!!
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 27.11.2009
The comments are as halarious as this piece.
Brilliant
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 25.11.2009
One Year in the Land of Smiles by Salty
A few dinners and a couple drinks…. That’s free puss to some degree.Nice to hear life is turning out for ya. Enjoy the sun and girls. Life in Vancouver is a big drip. 2weeks of gray skys an rain. No fucking place to eat and it’s as exciting as ingrown hair on my balls.
I want to mention I hate u:)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 20.11.2009
A Week in Angeles City – Part One
The chick with short hair over at What’s up Play Girl is always buy’n people in the crowd shooters. Every time i ventured in there she was always making people welcome an’ trying to show them a good time.Great report btw.
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 18.11.2009
1000 for taxi – that include a full tank there and back from Issan?
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 12.11.2009
LM- funny bit. I like how ya’ poked fun at yourself by keeping it with a vicarious but humbled… ‘ i don’t give a shit approach’.
Question:
When they ask for cab money does it equal the bar fine?
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 12.11.2009
off topic:I hear your Cambodian neighbors have a new Economic Advisor….
…creep… creeping… back…
Comment posted by Canadian Cunt at 11.11.2009
Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity
BD – prop’s.
Comment posted by Canadian Cunt at 05.11.2009
“Just a Stamp Please:” New Bangkok Immigration by Jack Dawson
So after all is said, an done… Jack is a dick.
Jack, you know I’m only being a cunt.
Comment posted by Canadian Cunt at 04.11.2009
Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity
BD your response has to be the funniest shit i’ve read on this site.Where the fuck did you come up with all that??
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.11.2009
“Just a Stamp Please:” New Bangkok Immigration by Jack Dawson
Radicalron — i like your style. That’s pretty funny.“Loads of Girls up there. Hit the Central Mall on Sat afternoon to see the ultimate line up. Wear some nice Threads, and smile a lot.”
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 03.11.2009
Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity
Shit here’s the PDF sorry for the double posting…http://dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.11.2009
Has anyone read the book “The Manipulated Man” by Esther Vilar?
“Women, too, despise the common prostitute, but for a different reason: they despiseher for her stupidity. A woman who sells her body so ineptly is shockingly stupid byfemale intelligence standards. They admire only such women as are able to exact anexorbitant price for their favors, for example those who marry Rothschilds, AgaKhans, or Rockefellers. They have impressed on men the concept that prostitution isa `sordid profession’ to intimidate men who otherwise might one day be able to drawparallels”
Here’s the PDF have a read. Its a great book.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.11.2009
But Ghost….
Can you imagine if one of the girls gave one of us on this site a polygraph.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.11.2009
anyone seen this video. Farang marries Thai girl and then goes on tv show where she takes lie detector test.
But this video is a fuckin’ joke.
This was a good post PG. It was like a great ‘short-time’ with a little pepper.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.11.2009
I’m dressing up as Casper “The Horny” Ghost.Oh, wait… i think its already taken.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 30.10.2009
UFC 104 Preview by Young Penfold
I prefer gett’N hit in the face with a set of 4oz tits <– Not gay
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 24.10.2009
gay
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 24.10.2009
“I don’t understand the idea that paying a girl 500 baht means that she’s ugly or less than stunning, while paying more is some guarantee of quality.”Maybe George is ugly an’ less stunning and thats why he has to pay more.
Just kidding Georgie.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 24.10.2009
Maybe he has to pay more cause he has to.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 23.10.2009
Condos & Hoes.
I just learned a “Porn Storm” is…
Definition: When you’re browsing the internet for porn in all the wrong places, and end up with a million pop-up windows.
Example Usage
“Hey, why’s the computer off? Did you reboot last night?
Yeah, I was hit with a porn storm, and had to shut down. For every window I closed, two more would pop-up.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 23.10.2009
Aab namron ma gon – shut up and listen!!!! Part 1 by maximus
Cosmo, I’ll go burry my head in shame. I”ve been exposed.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 22.10.2009
Paging Unchinowetback…. Paging Unchinowetback…. Please report to tfs2m
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 22.10.2009
Any realtors in da’ house?
Comment posted by Canadian boy at 22.10.2009
sergio… i feel the pain.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 22.10.2009
What’s a barfine? I’ve never had to pay for one of those…. can someone elaborate?
Other than that I’m to cheap to say anything more besides this was enlightening.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 22.10.2009
Aab namron ma gon – shut up and listen!!!! Part 1 by maximus
Cosmo – Admit you dig my shit.If not: I will dedicate my next piece in your name. I’ll fake a story around how we went out partying and you got drunk only to go home with a lady boy, where you woke up with Pattaya Ghost knocking on your door looking for his snorkel so he can go to work.
Can you guess where he finds the snorkel?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 22.10.2009
dude, you think you got it bad.. check out some of the lashings i got. Its fun… trust me.
Secrets bar is fun… but the board over there. Raunchy… then again so’s the shit i took earlier today.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 21.10.2009
MAXIMUS HANG IN THERE!!!!!
Viv la resistance!!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 21.10.2009
Canadian Girl needs a slap;)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 21.10.2009
“Its for those people who will still look at TFS2M as a resource to enjoy the LoS”
– well put.
tfs2m — needs every angle to be covered and this does a good job. Informative and fun.
Mongering loses its class after a while… just hang out on Secrets forum for a day an’ after a while you’ll want to shoot yourself.
“I nailed this girl, shagged that girl, tossed her, threw it in her and her mother, stuck my finger up her crack…”
Yeah yeah yeah yeah… we get the point. Feed me something different.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 21.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
1-800-I-WILL-CUT-YOUR-DICK-OFF-AND-FEED-IT-2-U.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.10.2009
Flying In The Front – Not Yet by WFTM
Bizarre — you want bizarre…My brother and I are going through customs in Canada. 14 Immigration booths all maned by East Indian’s with turbans except for 2 that have two white woman stationing them. No way in hell are we going to go near the white chicks in uniform. Once they see how long and how many times we been to Thailand they’d kill us.
Its not even Canada anymore. Sorry, but don’t get pissed but when I’m entering my country I’d like the person ‘allowing’ me to reenter to at least speak english… not offer me a suit.
As i get to the I.O he starts to question me for over and over and over and over and over and over…. Why you there so long? What you do over there? Okay, De-pak you asked me that question 20x already. Your NOT going to catch me in a lie. Can I just enter my country? I was you know — born here.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.10.2009
Katechon – “I was a sad loser in Farangland; and here, I’m having fun.”
3 POINTS!!! BooooyAA!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.10.2009
George, lets say… you – me hit a go go and talk this over a beer.
I could give a rats ass about politics anymore. This utopic idea that one day we’ll all live in harmony, peace on earth will prosper ending poverty and everyone will be treated as an equal is a joke.
Ain’t gonna happen. Since the begging there have been slaves and there always will be. The French Revolution was a cute little moment in history. Did it change anything? Okay, sure a little… but in reality politics/ the elite its still the same.
So… while I’m still a peasant on this planet; I want to enjoy it in another country. Cause honestly, I’m fucking bored to death of my homeland. Doesn’t offer me anything stimulating. Too many strip malls, Wallmarts and yes insular people plagued with fat white chicks. I reside in one big ashphalt oasis.
How’bout that beer?
p.s. Who the hell goes to Thailand for the sex?? phhhffff…. losers.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.10.2009
JTB – Your motivating me.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.10.2009
Andrew/ Gavin –If you guy’s decide to go, bail out JJ and bring him a long.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
Flying In The Front – Not Yet by WFTM
The Man – When you drove into Vancouver, you driving a Lambogini cause then i’d believe that would easily happen…
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
Zepplin, you need a kick in the nad’s don’t ya:)
I been in Vancouver for almost 10 years… been to Whistler once. For an hour.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
Katechon – That’s all Vancouver has to offer: tree hugging, hippie pot-heads fused with malcontent, artistic wannabes bent on a narcissistic, self-destructive path to celebridom.
I agree ‘the revolution’ has been crushed by the boot of capitalism. Orwell, had it right.
Me, back in BKK… don’t know yet. It all depends if i decide to walk into work tomorrow with a semi-automatic, carbine assult rifle with kick-back action.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
Katechon… Bland-couver.
Ever been? Don’t ever visit cause I will kick you in the nuts for wasting your time and money. I’d be embarrassed to show you around this city.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
This was fucking spot on…. Exactly how i feel about being back in Canada. Yes, Ohhhh Canada the great… people tell me all the time love it or leave it.
– Believe me… im going to.
sure it has its good points. Very… very little. The way of life here is boring and mundane at least Vancouver is.
Vancouver is the Gay capital of Canada (equivalent to San Fran). Its the only city where majority of guys give more blow jobs than the girls.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
DocBond Stag Party this Saturday
DocBond – congrats.wish ya’ all the best.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.10.2009
Andrew,Reading through the Ofcom PDF in Section Five:
“Due Impartiality and Due Accuracy and
Undue Prominence of Views and Opinions”It states:
5.7 Views and facts must not be misrepresented. Views must also be presented with due weight over appropriate timeframes.
Are you not able in your contract to now hold Vera or the boneheads back in the U.K liable for misleading/ tweaking your footage since your names are being splashed every where? I know where I’m from there is protection for the filmmakers if lets say, ‘shit hits the fan.’
“Appropriate timeframes”… Shouldn’t have the situation with JJ been investigated with (don’t laugh. I know this is Thailand) due process before everything went to air?
Section Seven
This section and the following section on privacy are different from other sections of the Code. They apply to how broadcasters treat the individuals or organisations directly affected by programmes, rather than to what the general public sees and/or
hears as viewers and listeners. As well as containing a principle and a rule this section contains “practices to be
followed” by broadcasters when dealing with individuals or organisations participating in or otherwise directly affected by programmes as broadcast. Following these practices will not necessarily avoid a breach of this section of the code (Rule 7.1).However, failure to follow these practises will only constitute a breach where it results in unfairness to an individual or organisation in the programme. Importantly, the Code does not and cannot seek to set out all the “practices to be followed” in order to avoid unfair treatment.
The last paragraph is a great loophole if i must say. Its even placed in italics in the PDF. lol
• the meaning of surreptitious filming or recording that appears under “practices to be followed” 8.13 in Section Eight: Privacy.
Taking these measures is likely to result in the consent that is given being ‘informed consent’ (referred to in this section and the rest of the Code as “consent”). It may be fair to withhold all or some of this information where it is justified in the public interest or under other provisions of this section of the Code.
C’mon are you serious… Its not in the ‘public interest’ to tell them that there was a wee’ bit of manipulation.
Lets be honest… the whole Ofcom thing really is a joke. Just reading through it made me chuckle. If PG went through this he’d have a laugh or anyone else.
aside from that I was reading the Thailandlandofsmiles blog.
And the quote Gavin made:
“The biggest problem I had was the missing raw footage of JJ holding the British Royal Marines at Gunpoint. I have asked for the release of this footage 6 times. Gavin Hill stated twice he would release this footage but failed to do so leading me to believe that the gun incident was spliced in for dramatic effect and didn’t happen as portrayed.”
– didn’t you guys keep a master/ of the dailies for yourselves? I mean Zapruder kept a copy for himself. Just joking…
Also, when shooting on location didn’t you also record sound to camera as a backup?
Sorry, for the ramblin’ i just find this shit interesting since I’m in the same field.
What is GH’s new show on Thailand going to be about?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 15.10.2009
Andrew i hear what your saying… and I understand the BS filmmakers such as dir, writers and the onset producers go through with management back in the offices who like to have ‘creative control’ over the final cut.
When all is said and done… everything you film with your heart an’ soul gets raped by the suits, who don’t have a clue what they are doing. All they know what to do is get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, crunch the numbers and compute the what the average bloke wants — from there they structure out a story line.
But was this a reality show… or was it a documentary?? Where is the line?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 14.10.2009
“Nobody involved in the making of Big Trouble In Thailand was out to do Thailand down – we just tried to make the best programmes we could taking into account the genre and the type of viewer who tunes into Bravo in the UK. There were no sinister ulterior motives. Just lots of irresistible content.”
– I wonder who said that above quote. The best line is..
“There were no sinister ulterior motives. Just lots of irresistible content.”
Reword it to:
“Sure, there was sinister motives. Who really gives a shit. To be honest, we didn’t have a story line or structure going into this documentary in the first place!! We just whipped out some cameras, tripods an’ thought with all this juicy footage will let the editors and (producers back in the office) fabricate a story. While they’re doing that we’ll be hanging out at the Windmill!!”
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 14.10.2009
Control the editing and you control the hearts and minds.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 14.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
gounchface — that email didn’t work. Info got returned.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 13.10.2009
LTD — But dont you let I see you and her wake together,,,,I will kill you and her like the dogs!!!
That is the best line… hands down.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 13.10.2009
gouchface… you got a disposable email you can throw up here and I’ll get you some info and a mouth guard;)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 13.10.2009
Fanta – an we read the emails that you sent to her? It’s only fair after all.
Sent From: Canadian Boy
Subject: Helloo
Date: August 29, 2009 1:22:47 PMPatty,
The reason I was unable to respond to any of your emails, is because I went to Cambodia to do a Visa Run for 3 days (the reason why i was unable to respond). The girl you see in the photo with me is not my girlfriend but my oldest brothers wife. They have been happily married for 9 years and have 2 children together.
I would like to add: you have major psychotic behavior/ disorder issues that need to be assesed by a qualified Psychiatric Doctor. Thou after reading your emails, one does not have to be qualified to clinically diagnose you as one crazy bitch.
There you go. That was the one and only email i sen to her. Other than that everything else was sms’ing.
I should clear up… When I say, i patched things up… i meant that we are simply on speaking terms. There is no way im getting close to her again. Unless im drunk and extremely horny.
+ the room i meet her in has to be soft and have no sharp objects.
Her tits where beautiful. I sucked on them so much I felt like i needed a bib. There were times i sucked so hard I could taste silicone.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 13.10.2009
“C-Boy : It’s not about “my needs”, Boy”
Okay — Daddy!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 12.10.2009
She works for TNN 24.
PG… believe me. I’m far from heartless. I was very nice to her and didn’t make any slimy moves, an didn’t make any promises — nothing along those lines. She invited me out to the studio where i was given a tour of the place. Got to see a live recording, met other co-workers….Blah blah blah. Sure I felt like some trophy of hers being paraded around the office but I really didn’t care. She was hot. Anyone in my shoes would’ve done the same thing if those tits were screaming at you!!!
We nailed each other silly and it was fun but cause i was away on a visa run she freaked the fuck out. I did tell her i was heading away for a visa run, but due to her job she clearly forgot about it. In one ear and out the other. I guess in the time that i was out of the country she must’ve saw that picture and thought i was away with another girl.
Katcheon… Does the picture satisfy your needs? Should I post the picture of his children next??
Sperm samples, DNA?? Your beginning to sound like this girl with all your demands. This was simply a detailed meltdown of emails she had from the 23rd to the 27th of August.
There is no plot. If you read my email at the end it kinda sums up why i was unable to respond to her.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 12.10.2009
Katechon, hopefully the picture will be added soon.
When you see the picture, you decide if the whole freak out was called for.
[Editor's Note: Pic added to the bottom of the Post above]
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 12.10.2009
> Where and how did you meet her?
Bangkok.
-> are those artificial boobs?
Yes
-> she’s ‘hi-so’, but is she also a ‘working’ lass?
More than likely both…-> Did you promise her anything?
Nadda. Ziltch. Zero. I’m not that much of a dick to go messing with her head.->And FFS what about that photo of you with your bro’s gal: where did she saw it?
Online through a friend who is linked to me through FB.–> And why did you not bother posting it, since it’s such of critical importance in her letters?
What, you think I’m gonna post a photo of me/ family on this site? c’mon… ?This is just a girl that went ape-shit-control-freak on me.
There is an update:
In the past week i’ve actually managed to patch it up with her. So now it seems the hatred has receded. She acts like nothing happened. I’m sitting here shaking my head.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 12.10.2009
LCD all the way…OLED screens… anyone know what’s going on with them at all??
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.10.2009
Just watched Gran Torino on blu ray…
Clint — Kicks ass.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 10.10.2009
Coyotee’s T.J. Hawley Died of Asphyxiation; Go-Go Closed Permanently
“Tonys” has always been associated with quality and service…”Gawd, when i clicked on the link for Lido hotel (in the story), I almost vomited hot bile capable of searing into the enamel on my teeth. Yeah, Tony thumb tacking posters to the walls of your hotel room’s is quality.
Just browsing through that site gave me dementia.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 10.10.2009
YP
Your tempted aren’t ya?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 10.10.2009
Goodlife,I’d wipe your ass all over the boards in WaW.
including COD Modern Warfare.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 09.10.2009
Hey ^^^ there’s only one Canadian here
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.10.2009
Looked it up… LCD’s are realtively free from effects of magnetic influences.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.10.2009
The Sales agent threw* in the HDMI cables free.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.10.2009
BKK – I notice an increase in image quality. Then again in my building which is old the cables are worn out and when I had my TV plugged in there was the so called ‘dirty power’. My image quality was improved upon purchasing a Monster Box. The current was cleaner.
You don’t have to purchase the “highest” grade HDMI’s. Mid range is doable. I agree on that 4sure.
Why I went all out was cause I hate going to the theaters so i dropped a pretty sum on my baby. Besides, it was christmas last year and prices dropped large. The Sale agent through in the HDMI cables free;)
The BDV-IT1000ES 5.1-channel Blu-ray Disc player with a 52′ Sony Bravia.
As for Monster that has saved my life equipments life several times. Those moments that my heart skipped was worth the money.
… blu ray. I stand corrected.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.10.2009
PG have you been able to watch/ experience blue ray quality dvd’s? It does get addictive after a while.
If you decide to invest into a BR player make sure you get the gold plated HDMI cables. It makes a difference. I’m not sure if magnetism effects LCD’s but keep speakers away from it as well. At least 2-3 ft. The magnetism will create a green blur on screen. Then again this could be only for tube tv’s. For cleaning… Micro fiber cloth and use the product sold by the store you got it from. In the back of your tv there are vents… maintain that build up of dust. Keep it clean like your pecker.
Also, if you want better quality and protection you might make the image 10-15% clearer by not plugging directly into the wall outlet for electrical current go through a Monster power box.
A Monster Power Conditioner not only protects your equipment from harmful spikes that can damage or destroy your equipment it also cleans the static and noise out of your power going to your system. ‘Dirty power’ can reduce your equipment lifespan by up to 30%!! (except from pop) The larger units also keep this power noise from going from one piece of you equipment into another and adversely affecting it as well, this is called isolation. Power surge protection, noise protection and isolation are the three things Monster protects you against, ALL digital equipment should be protected to get the most enjoyment and life out of it.
You will want to protect your stuff. While in Jomtien a storm hit and a Transformer was hit by lightening. Believe it or not my Tv was directly effected by this. If my friend would have told me about his setup i could have saved him the problem of going out to splash another 40,000 on a new tv. In your warranty it should state that they are not held responsible if this happens to your Tv. To save you time if you do want to invest in this but don’t have the cash, unplug your tv from the wall. This isn’t an ‘old wives tale’. Lightening strikes will effect your Tv causing surges that create the spike.
Hope this brief explanation helps and gives your investment longevity.
watch Wall-e in blue ray… it rocks
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
88th post. Now I’m 91.I want 100.
btw: Kit, Canada blows.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 06.10.2009
88
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 06.10.2009
RonBaltimore – No need. I just use his supply. My daddy owns Cialis
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 05.10.2009
PG – How much they drop on Iron Bar’?I did notice in photos that the place has been splashed out.
Ballpark figure?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 05.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
This forum is going downhill when the topic is about getting it up.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 05.10.2009
everyone on this board should see a mental dr.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.10.2009
Ghost….
You can insult me anytime.
I’m still a fan an your still a prick.
The touching moment is over lets get back to business around here.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.10.2009
I’ve actually snorted a 20mg Cialis tablet or as I call it, “The Bunker Buster”.
Swab the tablet with a wet q-tip, then with the very corner of a razor slowly peel off the film coating. From there use the razor to shave it down into a powder and make your lines.
Snort it back and watch how fast it will react. I know sounds very stupid but Thailand is all about trying new things.
Well… it won’t make your gums numb but your dick will certainly be numb.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.10.2009
Ghost… lol
Your an’ ass.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.10.2009
Jack Kevorkian aka: Dr. Death???
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 03.10.2009
Dr. Kevorkian
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 03.10.2009
Leroy wasn’t meant to be taken that way.I wouldn’t disrespect the guy like that.
If you found it offensive or out of line…. i apologize.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 03.10.2009
Ghost…. your just pissed off i beat you to it.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.10.2009
So word is a owner of a go go bar was found dead today in Pattaya… hmmmmm
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.10.2009
ssB most of the questions i wanted answers to are asked… how’d you ditch out of the Chin situation and get out clean?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.10.2009
I Phukit — i gotta watch what i type. heheUnCochinoWetback — you are truly classic. Think episode 4 if you can.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.10.2009
Peter F.
I’ll submit a story about it. Its quite funny at the same time painful…
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 30.09.2009
Maximus
“Fiction FICTION FFFIIIICCCTTTTIIIOONNNNN!!!!!!! however the minute i remind myself of the fact that the story is set in the land of smiles , I think it might be true , ive had stranger things happen to me.”
I hear ya!
Anyone want to hear the story of the guy i met in Soi 6 who had The Deathstar tattooed on his balls?
I know it sounds fagishly gay… but its true.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 30.09.2009
well worth it, must say.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 29.09.2009
Big Trouble in Thailand – Thoughts from a video editor
it could be me… could be….muuuuwwwwaahhh ahhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhh….
PG you continually persist in being an ever-expanding anus.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 25.09.2009
@ SSB “I dont think one can write the place off yet – as a place for business or tourism.”
VIVA LA PATTAAAAAYAAA!!!!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 25.09.2009
Also, when people in Canada criticize Thailand for its behaviour towards tourists, I bring up the incident that happened at Vancouver’s International Airport. The tasering and murder of Robert Dziekanski by RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). I’m sure you guy’s seen it on the news… here’s the video on
youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrwmSKJPCXU&feature=related.
This poor guy didn’t even get a chance to enter the country and he was waxed!! At least some tourists going to Thailand make it to the beach before getting murdered or killed while on Vacation.
Another incident that you may have heard of; the beheading of a passenger aboard a Greyhound buss in Canada. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo_Reiae9Ls&feature=related
I think it can stand on its legs as an argument … This was in some way, shape or form a slightly/ deliberate/ political attack on Thailand.
“Canada” can be just as dangerous too then.
Then again… any country is dangerous. Its HOW its MARKETED. They marketed Thailand in a very intimidating and damaging way.
What it boils down to is that this was either a fear mongering video or a warning to Thailand. I think there is more to the ‘real story’ on why Thailand is being depicted in such a negative light to such an extreme degree.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 25.09.2009
The Fallout Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’: Blunders, Recriminations & Naiveté
Where’Dah’ fuck is episode 3!!!Hollllllaaaa!!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 23.09.2009
Speaking of scams anyone been on Plenty of Fish lately… God the girls on there are just pigs.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 21.09.2009
JJ was reading cue cards off to the side… i saw it… i swear.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 20.09.2009
The video is just a great way of Fear Mongering… That’s it, plain an simple. There is a lot of Politics going on behind the scenes.
“It’s the first time mainstream Western primetime television media has made an attempt to show what goes on in Thailand isn’t all smiles and courtesy.”
When I’m back home in the West and mention I just returned from Thailand the 1st reaction i always get from people is, Hmmmm how were the little boy’s and did you have fun with the ladyboys and how much did the girls cost?
“its the first time mainstream WPTV” made an attempt to show what goes on in Thailand. People in the west have already made up they’re minds in regards to Thailands image. This piece doesn’t add to helping it out. This just reinforces the narrow minded and naiveness of those people to make more comments.
Also, I noticed a lot of families in Pattaya.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 20.09.2009
“Executive Producer” is King. He can do what he wants back in the editing bay. Here in Canada the ‘final lock in the can’ is made by him. Director’s are always getting screwed once dailys make it back to the office.
Can’t do shit about it… see it aaaaalllllllll the time.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 19.09.2009
lol….“OK babe, now flip over and I’ll do you from behind”
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 17.09.2009
Datou check your email. I sent you the info.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.09.2009
My bro said the same thing about HK being $$ for the girls.
“in HK was to get to know girls, get numbers and deal with them at other times.”
His exact words when I asked him what it was like.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 16.09.2009
A Fraction of a Second by Hunch644
Hunch…I’ve entered in just a speedo and snorkel.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 15.09.2009
From the Producer/Director of Big Trouble in Thailand
She’s just lucky she’s not in the same cell as me….
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 15.09.2009
“PJ 1664″
sounds like something they yell out during role call.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 13.09.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #4: Dumb Farangs & Crooked Thai Guys
PG – is that you at the ATM?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
Big Debate Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’ (+ the Producer Responds)
Anyone want to take some Yabba and knock off a 7/11 so I can say didn’t know the other person wanted to do that… i was just there when it happened.Chooohhhhh Deee DAT BITCH!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
From the Producer/Director of Big Trouble in Thailand
@ Human Cuntsunami — lol
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
JB – wow…. I am paying for the next round of drinks.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
Big Debate Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’ (+ the Producer Responds)
Ya… an’ all I said was maybe 2 cameras?I wasn’t being smart in any way. Just asking a simple question. Also, I am in agreement with how every thing regarding thailand was depicted… Sure they focused on the dark side of Thailand but that was mainly the content they we’re striving for.
The dramatically cued music and b&w freeze frame editing is over the top. Sure its contrived. Then again you gotta think of the editor. He must’ve been splurging all over himself with the daily’s. Any editor would’ve loved to cut a project like this together.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
ever think maybe 2 cameras….
I work in the film editing/ post production. With editing you can control the hearts and minds.
All comes down to editing baby…
Get your self an Avid Symphony system/ editing bay and you can work wonders.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
From the Producer/Director of Big Trouble in Thailand
Considering he got 7 years in prison… i guess he doesn’t have to worry about a visa run. 7 Years, fuck me… he should be granted a Thai Passport.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
Big Debate Over ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’ (+ the Producer Responds)
You know what… i have to give Howard some credit regardless.He’s got balls. At least he’s tryin’ to make a difference for some shit-head who got himself into trouble and help some twit who can’t read, “DONT DO DRUGS”.
I’m sure if i was or anyone stuck in the hole, they’d be more than happy to see his face to at least get word back to the homeland that they are in need of assistance.
As for that guy serving time in Phuket prison… BUDDY… you ran away from home to get away from drugs/ the lifestyle only to come to a place that serves it all on a silver platter.
The one thing about the documentary is how they depicted Thailand as Sodom & Gomorrah. lol… There are other things they could’ve touched on like the fried rice and chicken.
PATTAYYYYAAAA PATTAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!
PG — Good job but your still a prick and I love you for it:)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 11.09.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #4: Dumb Farangs & Crooked Thai Guys
Leroy…. I’ll take heed.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 10.09.2009
JB, you forgive me yet?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 10.09.2009
SSB its on mininova.
http://www.mininova.org/tor/2929003
Titled: “Big trouble in tourist Thailand (Episode 1)”
Wiith unprecedented behind-the-scenes access to the Thai Tourist Police, Big Trouble in Thailand an action packed fly-on-the-wall series that follows Howard, Louise and Tim, specially recruited British ex-pats who have joined the formidable Thai tourist police force, to aid them in their difficult job policing fellow Westerners unaware and oblivious to Thailands unfamiliar traditions, culture and rules.
Attracting nearly 1m British holidaymakers each year, with a good proportion of these completely unaware that fairly minor misdemeanours can mean grave consequences including prison sentences and having guns pulled on you, Bravos cameras go beyond the idyllic beaches and tropical island life to capture a rare and fascinating insight into British holidaymakers as they party in paradise and discover the horrors that can happen when things go drastically wrong.
From adrenaline fuelled drug busts, organised tourist scams, scorned lady-boys, violent brothel disputes, bar room brawls, brutal murders, street robberies and sexual assaults, the series is filmed in the popular tourist hotspots of Koh Samui, Phuket, Bangkok, Pattaya and Chang Mai.
Someone tell PG to cut that ponytail:)
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 09.09.2009
PG – I’ve noticed lately…. you must’ve got a new keyboard.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 09.09.2009
btw: is that bird shit all over his shoulder?
PG – I meant, are you the male narrator.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 09.09.2009
“the cows on barstools couldn’t get to thier som tam feeding troughs…”
I find that highly offensive and disgusting. Whores should not be referred to as cows.
These new owners of Sisterz how much did they pick it up for an’ where they from? This should be interesting. I give’em 5 months.
Im gonna check it out out tonight.I want to own a go-go… and hire Super stunning, super-duper superlative super models from Bangkok.
Instead of the police raiding Go-Go’s i think they should raid the Pattaya Peoples Television Network. I mean i love the stupidity of that station but i’d love to see a raid on them for stupid and moronic reporting. I’d pay to see the BIB lay down the billy bat sticks on the female and male narrators.
PG – are you the make narrator?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 09.09.2009
A Fraction of a Second by Hunch644
Zepplin, I’ll try to make it out again couple weeks. I’m just waiting for my daddy to fix the Lear Jet.
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 09.09.2009
Kunhta- thank u.
I have takin over this post in a fraction of a few comments:)
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 09.09.2009
Haha… I love u fuckers
Splelling, izint eferthin.
I can blow my load in a fraction of a second, will that impress ya’s?
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 09.09.2009
pukin…..
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 08.09.2009
“The View” — Not Barbara Walters & The Other 4 Bitches. — By Canadian Boy
Bkk2 – Basically, anyone that has stayed at that dump known as Rajah Mansion in Nana and thought it to be the 4 Seasons you’ll take this place as the Shangri-La.D&D is a 7.5 out of 10 for those who think Trash Mansion is the 4 seasons.
zigg – I hear ya… tell me about it thou… geeshhh!! Can’t a guy give a little advice.
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
My Daddy’s on the line. He’s gotta transfer money through… gotta go!!!
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 07.09.2009
Ronbaltimore – no Daddy’s money here…If you read… i said, we we’re able to stay rent free. We got lucky.
Also, we have very stable jobs and pay taxes.
Zepplin – Sorry, i had to head back to Pattaya for a birthday bash. Also, i was only in Samui for a 4 days. I was gonna come by Friday but didn’t know if you were going to the FMP. I didn’t go to FMP, so i didn’t want to show up if you weren’t there.
Guy’s if you decide to stay at any of the View Tally’s… prices range.
View Tally 5 “D” is my building – Its closer to the beach and a newer building. Prices here are from 800 baht a night to 1,500.
VT – 2 “A” – You can get decent rooms for 500 baht an’ up. Its directly across the street from 5 “D” and has all the same crap at your front door.
(If you want wifi at any of the buildings tell them you want it hooked up and how much does it cost/ is it included)
Trust me there is something a little more ‘homey’ about staying in VT. Don’t worry about distance to and from Walking St. Jomtien is a blast in the day if your not sleeping it away.
* B4 getting a room, get pictures of it emailed to you if you can or check out other rooms. Some rooms have been designed differently. I forgot to mention… my brother’s room had a jacuzi i didn’t.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 07.09.2009
ABK – yes and no.
I have splashed some cash but then again you can get some freebies.
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 07.09.2009
I’m a ladyboy on weekends and teach English Mon-Fri.
Just joking about the English. I’m sure we all know by now that’s pure bullshit:)
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 06.09.2009
Ghost – in the confusion of asking around at first to get my extension someone mentioned there was an office in Pattaya. Then found out there was one in Soi 5. I was simply saying, don’t do it in Pattaya if your staying there due to a possible lineup/ hastle.
Simply just get out of Pattaya and see jomtien. Change it up a bit and enjoy other parts of the area.
I think I might stay. Do I have your permission?
Comment posted by Canadain Boy at 06.09.2009
Ladies and Light Night this Saturday
Okay, the Cornish Veggie in the photo looks like that porcupine penis from a while back.Or…
A really pounded cunt from soi 6 in Pattaya.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.09.2009
Are Thai people cool? by Jeezo
“Chang vest, chinos, pidgeon english, wrap-around sandals and beerbellies could not be further from cool.”Its getting me laid…
Don’t copy my style.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 04.09.2009
Zepplin – I’ll try to make it out for Friday afternoon or are you taking off to the FM party?Let me know. I’ll keep check’n back here an’ if all works out i’ll swing by for a drink.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 03.09.2009
Speaking of Moving… i just touched down in Samui tonight at 6pm.
There seems to be too many girl’s here.
I think we need help
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.09.2009
Are Thai people cool? by Jeezo
Suck dick from the side… wtf?Thank God the girls i know suck dick from the front…
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 02.09.2009
…. Steve McCunt?
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.09.2009
The last name McQueen is cool, but McKing would’a been to cooler.
Steve McKing or Steve McQueen?
Stick to the original i guess. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.09.2009
Steve “Cool” McQueen — nuff said.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 01.09.2009
I’d've fucked her.
With all that money I’d convert the floors in the house into a big treadmill.
Problem $olved.
Comment posted by Canadian Boy at 31.08.2009
Another thing that’s cool…
Is ordering pussy to be delivered like ordering a pizza.
I was waiting for my girl to show up around 1am. I’m bored and had the # of a girl from soi 7. So, I got a couple hours to kill… why not order a short time???
I tell her pay the bar fine and get over here. I’ll give ya the cash.
C’mon… thats pretty cool.
Comment posted by Canadian Cunt at 31.08.2009
My buddies and I are watching “The Knowing” with Nic Cage & at the end of the movie there is a view from space as the alien ships are leaving with the ‘chosen ones’… There were ships leaving the atmosphere from each country my brother turns and says, notice you don’t see a ship leaving from Thailand.
We fucking pissed ourselves laughing…
Comment posted by Canadain Cunt at 31.08.2009
What I find cool about Thailand is that little garden hose beside the toilet…. Back home we don’t have that.
Nothing cooler that tickling your own ass.
Comment posted by Canadain Cunt at 30.08.2009
Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
I Phuk Cunt, are you buyin’
the first round of cunt?
Comment posted by Canadain Cunt at 30.08.2009
With all the name changes This place is starting to stink of cunt.
Uwetcunt – I would need therapy too.
Comment posted by Canadainboy at 29.08.2009
… a cuntfold sounds really disgusting.
Comment posted by Canadian Cunt at 29.08.2009
CuntDoctor… your right.
“This is set to enter fs2m folklore as the ‘Cunt Post of 2009′ and just to ensure it’s place in history….”
And i would like go by Canuck Cunt. Canadian Cunt sounds to nice.
an’… wtf does Socrates have to do with all this?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 29.08.2009
JB…. U want to fuck me in the ass?
My barfine is 1,000.
Short time: 3,500
Long Time… For u just kiss me b4 u fuck me.Besides I thought u said anal sex was boring?
Get your shit straight b4 u get my shit on your
dick.I have to admit your hatred towards me is cute. It’s turning me on.
Comment posted by Canadainboy at 28.08.2009
JB…. U need a BJ
lick my fat cunt
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 28.08.2009
John Brown… Psilocybin is on line 2.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 27.08.2009
Being a cunt hasn’t made me jaded. If I turn into a cunt one day Ill fuck myself silly and never visit Thailand again.
My comment was a fucking joke you emotional train wreck.
Attention: John Brown… John Brown… there’s a Jack Daniels on line 2.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 27.08.2009
db – was she a waitress at Airport Club?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
Well, if anal sex, and blow jobs get boring to the point that it makes you jaded….
Then reverse it and take it up the ass and give the blow jobs instead.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
Okay, anal sex, sex with two women and boring blow jobs… that’s what’s made you jaded?
This calls for a bottle of Jack and 1 bullet.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
1 Way to ‘Achieve the Dream’, Relocate to Thailand & Train for a New Career
When I say, burnouts… its in a good-hearted way. Take no offense.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
One thing that’s so True… Farangs are worse than some of the BG’s. I wouldn’t trust’em to make me a cup of coffee. Some are just rusting, bitter dicks.
And they are the ones who seem to have bought the girl a house, a pickup truck and in the end lost everything. So they go around telling people what a shitty country Thailand is and go out of the way to discourage people who want to take a shot at living/ starting a business here.
A great example of success are the burnouts who run this site and the Mango. They seem to be doing it right and took what Tony Montana said to heart… “Don’t get high off your own supply.”
They seem to be lasting longer than the average farang doing business in Thailand. It doesn’t appear that they have their heads buried in the fridge drinking the supplies away, instead they got it buried more in pussy.
Then again… i could be completely wrong and they are the ones extorting Tesco’s.The only thing they are getting high off of is the smell of pussy fumes.
I’ve backtracked all the articles on this site and its one of the best resources. From the shut down in Nana to the rebuilding stage just a few soi’s away.
I’m surprised they let actually post the shit i write cause I’d be the one for the downfall of tfs2m.
As for PG contributing; the guy has talent. C’mon… the guy has his shit together. I’m sure anyone who has followed him in his writings can tell if he’s throwing shit in your face.
*after writing this bias post i hope i get a discount on burgers*
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
Insightful Ghost…
Now I picture you some where in soi 6 sitting at perverts row every night wearing floats on your arms, a speedo and snorkel with a mask.
Other than that good advice. Nice to see how many people took time to share stories and how much attention LMV’s post got.
SSB – I read R.N’s report on the ‘double dip’. Scary shit. You ever see the video on youtube where he went before the senate committee/ congress a year or so before the shit hit the fan…
Congress laughed at him and a member from the senate, said on the microphone mockingly, “Well, I guess we’ll all need a drink after that report.”
I wonder how many drinks that guys had since… ?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.08.2009
Jeezo… that’s funny shit.a condom isn’t software… or softwear.
I know… bad joke.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 25.08.2009
Jeezo… what field are you working in?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 25.08.2009
Just put on the Nike shirt and “Just Do It”!!
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 24.08.2009
UnCochinoWetback – They do act like Stephen Hawking after a few drinks thou.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 20.08.2009
*Okay, seriously, is it me or is it fucking HOT in Pattaya today*
@ Soi Dog — One looks like Thandie Newton in her prime and the other well… disgustingly hot.
I am a selfish pig. Silly-cone—silly-cone–silly-cone.
But I Can’t keep the two at the same time… I’d be busted for sure on walking street sooner or later.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 20.08.2009
“‘…go-to’ girl in the wings”.
Shouldn’t it be “In the blades.”
“a helicopter has a rotor blade that rotates around a fixed series of points defined by the size and location of the rotor blade.”
– Like a bargirl is percipient enough to make this relation. But still funny shit.
“The great thing about Bangkok, however, is that for every woman that leaves or is left, there are literally dozens more to take there place, each one equally or even more desirable than the before.”
True… but how do you dump a stunner for another stunner? Im in a predicament. Great sex and she’s killer hot… now there’s another that i got lined up. How would you not fuck this up…?
One thing i hate about this country is how it shows how greedy you really are an unappreciative you are of top 10 pussy.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.08.2009
Bangkok Turning Off Pattaya’s Lights at 3 a.m. for 10 Days
Anyone complaining 3am is late should be retired. I don’t step foot into Insomnia until 2:30am. Most of the talent doesn’t show up until 4am.I stay out until 5am, (sometimes shit-faced, sometime not) I’m at the pool by 10am the latest. I agree with SSB – Its not always about the pull.
This whole crackdown is b.s. Talk about screwin’ your customers over. Thai officials are morons. Businesses are suffering and these guy’s want to clean house. Mine as well let the doors open to the Christian Right while they are at it.
A friend just arrived for 3 days. 1st time in Patts in 10 years and now this…
@ PG – where you inside when they locked the doors and wouldn’t let anyone out? That was a bit distressing for some of the tourists. They looked really nervous. I was surprised people didn’t start getting rowdy due to the congestion at the door.
we always stand near the bathroom and last time they did this some farang took a bottle over the head as the lights were on. They my girl sold her piss for 500 baht. If that’s the deal for drug tests Im drinking a case and selling mad….
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.08.2009
YP – Im impressed. For some reason i can’t beat it to photo slides with crappy transitions.tube8 – R.I.P
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 12.08.2009
PG – Insomnia is open tonight.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 12.08.2009
My Visit To The Kathoey Youth Foundation University by Pants Elk
“…biblically-proportioned tits”Nuff’ said.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 10.08.2009
Bloggers Appreciation Night this Saturday
@ YP – actually, thats my vomit, snot, excrement and semen your chizzeling off. Remember… you lent the trenchcoat to me.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 07.08.2009
fuck… i meant raped.
PG- remember what you said about spell checking for the comment section… lol I get clemency.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 06.08.2009
I wouldn’t knock him out…. just have him walk with a limp for a couple days and have him explain to everyone he was rapped by a ladyboy.
*YP* just wear what you got on in the photo – huge turn on for me. Also, bring a strap-on and a cheese grader we’ll show’em a party.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 06.08.2009
A nerdy circle jerk. Can’t wait.
I guess we should *bring our own lube*.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 06.08.2009
Sorry hit the button to early…The Thai guy’s beat the crap out of him and after he’s laying out they a cop comes strolling over asking what the problem was… lol
My girl translated that If i would’ve done something instead of the Thai’s i’d be needing to get bailed out of jail.
Cop didn’t seem to give a shit about the douche bag bleeding on the floor. I was a little worried about him but – screw em’.
I bought the Thai guy’s a round of drinks and shots. lol
Good to spend time at a bar and get your face familiar with the staff. It can pay off.
But I hear you about wanting to serve some people….
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 05.08.2009
SSB – Speaking of feeding someone his headphones…
I was at a bar in Jomtian the other night with this cute little stunner. We’re shooting a game of stick and she’s kicking my ass up and down the table. A couple Thai’s are watching and we’re getting a long well with them. Mind you they’re riddled with tattoos and I don’t think I’m going to give them attitude…
What happens this drunk meanders over to our table. He extends his stay in an annoying manner. She goes to shoot and he won’t move. Instead stands there drooling over her… She bends over slightly to shoot (trying to ignore him) I ask him to step away and he grabs her with both hands on the waist and slams his groin into her ass. My girl smacks him and he’s laughing.
I’m standing close enough where i JAB the end of my pool stick into his chest really fucking hard.. and as im about to make my way up to him to smack him one — One of the Thai guy’s hold me back and take care of it for me.
The girl smacks him he’s laughing and within a second the dude is out cold on the floor. The Thai guys beat the fuck out of
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 05.08.2009
My Big Tattooed Pattaya Wedding
SSB – If i was a twat, i’d stay home an’ fuck myself every day an’ save money.Don’t worry… I love the orange. Your talent as a writer is something you don’t have to worry about.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 04.08.2009
Your still a dick….
Don’t worry – I’m only f’n around. I can take the brutality of the board.
MS word — waht’s tat?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 04.08.2009
PG – your a ‘dick’ at times but Indu is right, you gotta get your blog up.
Im tired of the orange banner… I need to see red again.
*Just kidding about the orange banner*
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 04.08.2009
The 12 Days of My Trip to Bangkok by fender
“So I chickened out, listened to the moaning, and recorded some on my phone for jerking to when I go back home.”lol…
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 03.08.2009
Gulf News, tourists in Bkk and stuff…
What’s the term/ name of the blind people that walk around with a speaker singing…Don’t ask why I’m asking… I just need to know the term
*if there is one*
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 31.07.2009
Anyone visit tube8 lately??“Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security.”
Shit… when do they start doing this to Go Go bars??
I guess the TFS2M is next on the list.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 31.07.2009
Last thing i need is curry.
f’ that.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 30.07.2009
Gulf News, tourists in Bkk and stuff…
Central Shopping Mall Pattaya, Friday and Saturdays around or about afternoon the place is crawling with girls. I know nothing compared to the malls in BKK but here… its a little twat fest.I actually, throw on my cologne and hit the mall. How gay is that. Now we’re actually downing a few beers before heading off to the mall… isn’t that what your supposed to do b4 going to a bar?
This weekend was prime pickins… since they had the tattoo convention there. My brother an I saw the add and looked at each other silently for a moment… “Place will be loaded with dancers.”
Well, it was like Central became a mall of Go-go girls from walking st. There we’re about 5 girls i’ve been dyin’ to talk to but haven’t had the chance. When I saw them strolling around in civilian clothing… grrr… hot. Made the moves.
They should hold these tat’ conventions every weekend. Only thing that felt awkward was there were no poles or girls smacking each other with pipe insulation.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 29.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 2) by Canadian Boy
PG – Don’t blame the keyboard. I haven’t resorted to blaming it on that. Maybe you need to come with me to ***** grammar and syntax school***** . You can sit right beside me.Yes, I very much prefer Super Sexy Models from Bangkok. Even if it is a bullshit advertisment. What’s wrong with “Big, siliconed “hot models from Bangkok?” So, I like fake tits, pouty and plump lips with a tight ass. If she has that an’ a stunning face… I’m happy as a pig in shit.
And don’t freak out… I’m not judging them on looks… just what I prefer. I like it when they have super big opinions of themselves. Makes it all the easier to slap a note on their ass.
“… and little willingness to go with anyone who’se not under 25 and/or loaded with stupid money.”
Im 33, my brother’s 36. We’re pulling little younglings out… ?
My bro and friend’s are in our early 30′s… we are drunk fuckin’ degenerates that love to laugh and have fun with the girl’s. I see some mopes sitting there fogging up the spec’s and oozing perversion so im kinda in not blaming the girl if she decides who she goes with.
What’s wrong with the prices?? 120 baht for a beer too much?? Rental rates?? I tell the girl, If she really wants to meet up… i’ll exchange numbers and wait for her at Insomnia.
Stick to Peppermint if thats what you like. You can’t criticize someone for liking “Superstar Go-Go’s”. I’m sure there was a time when those were the only places you’d be hitting.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 28.07.2009
Gulf News, tourists in Bkk and stuff…
Your meeting accountants – very nice.I’m slamming a girl from BBDO.
Advertising world is given pink slips too:)
Back at her place i asked her to wear her office clothes. Sexy shit i might add.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 27.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 2) by Canadian Boy
SSB I was told by many that it was a place to ‘rock out with your cock out’ and have a blast.My bro and friend’s want nothing more but a good laugh and hot chicks. This place was dull on 5 occasions. We even hit it on a Friday and Saturday night.
I’ll still give it another chance.
I’m hoping it pulls through.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 27.07.2009
Peppermint — its a kennel for dogs. Wow! Its big… size don’t matter. Every time I walk into the place its boring and down right blahhh.
btw: I’m not being harsh on it either.
Quality matters.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 27.07.2009
Professor of mongering by On Nutter
PG – What’s the prob’ ?You hate me lately?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 25.07.2009
IPhukit – 20mg Cialis AKA: “The Big Bang”
I wanted to see what the 20mg was like… dude, I’m wanted for murder after taking that one.
That’s what the resort needs.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 25.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 2) by Canadian Boy
bkk22 –“I went out last night, drank whiskey, met a girl, took her home.”
That will be the title of my next post.
Pattaya Ghost said he’s going to pay for my remedial grammar and syntax schooling.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 24.07.2009
PG – Seriously, I’m havin’ a ball here.
I’m busting a gut and my nuts every night. I’m just putting down some of the stupid moments. What, you’ve never had a fucked up night? Not everything can run smoothly in Pattaya.
I’m leaving info if i paid her or not up in the air. F-it. I like the comments. Its also fun to see what other people would’ve done.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
YP – At least someone read my story.
I’m calling Maggie now to see what she’s doing tonight. Want to tag along… you can take the back door, ill take the front.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
“Some sexual demands may involve blackmail.”
Okay, like it doesn’t work other way around…
They blackmail us all the time for sex.
“Honey I’d really like new drapes for the dining room so I can impress friend’s when they come over… so if you want that blowjob, i best advise you to give me your credit card.”
Anyone send Maggie the link to TFS2M? I think we should battle it out.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
MSB – If i got you drunk enough.. trust I’ll be making you walk home with a limp in the morning.
SSB – “sexual demand: insisting that she does something, haranguing her about it, carrying on asking for something, e.g. things he says like “If you loved me, you would do this” or “Everybody does it,” “Every girl does that” [in the porn he watches, yeah, right]. Some sexual demands may involve blackmail.
harangue |həˈra ng |
noun
a lengthy and aggressive speech.
verb [ trans. ]
lecture (someone) at length in an aggressive and critical manner : the kind of guy who harangued total strangers about PCB levels in whitefish.That’s the definition of “Harangue” i got…
“If you loved me, you would do this” or “Everybody does it,” “Every girl does that”… (this isn’t a haranguing manner, is it? lol)
The best is how she includes in brackets… [in the porn he watches, yeah, right].
This is a woman that takes a penis in her hand and when it starts to get harder or grow bigger she panics… “Why is it getting bigger!! What’s this stuff coming out. I think i broke it… omg want me to put in in my ass — then my mouth!!”
Imagine laying that.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
Reason I never mentioned the events in the morning is cause I’d figure I’ll leave it up to the comments to berate me with advice.
I bet 99% assume i paid.
Peter – I hide the remote and the Global Kitchen knife set.
PG – Wow… you got harsh on me there. That was an unexpected kick in the nad’s. I’d expect it from the girl but not you;)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
IPhukit
Thought that was you that let one rip in line…
Have you ever heard of manners??
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.07.2009
SSB
cb – that is because it is appears that maggie, although really twisted, might be getting more than u
– get me her address I’ll offer her a 1,000 baht.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 22.07.2009
4,975 words an’ with an equal amount of errors and you “Rapist Douche Bags” seem more interested in Maggie than me.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 22.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 1) by Canadian Boy
WPD –Thanks.
I’m not in a desperate search of my own ISBN # wanting to be a Chuck Palahniuk/ Ernest Hemingway of Pussy.
Just having fun with my time here. Even if i have to poke fun at myself.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 22.07.2009
Funny thing is…
I kinda make just as much fun of myself as i do others… if not more.
Can anyone agree?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 21.07.2009
More bad news about Thailand & is PP clamping down?
Pattaya… nuff’ said.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 21.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 1) by Canadian Boy
2muchfun — Now that was classic!!Fuck i am “one uneducated motherfucker!”
I’m pissin’ myself… duh.. me Canadian’ nawt noe how tow zpell.
GOODLIFE — I’m far from bitter.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 21.07.2009
Am i the only person who’s visited Thailand and had one night where the shits didn’t screw things up….
C’mon…
What do you guy’s got… iron kidneys or something??
Not a hair dresser — video editor and color correction. Not porn either.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 20.07.2009
Okay guys!! LOL I am gettin’ laid between these incidental fuck up moments. LOL
Like i said, my handicap is my spelling an’ grammar.
Hey, i look back on snatching my smoke away was childish but fuck… you deal with a tummy thats rockin’ ya out and being surrounded by goon girls.
lol
Im not gay…. but thanks for askin’.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 20.07.2009
10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
bobonzo – Gram’s are always the bomb when comes to kids.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.07.2009
The Man – I would’ve taken a picture with just the goat and put the caption “Me and my new Wife”.
Twisted… i know.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 18.07.2009
THE MAN – Just to see the reaction on my moms face I would love to bring the most outlandishly dressed whore (in tiny top, with jean short crammed up her crack from the front and behind) from any go-go and, tell her, “Mom, I want you to meet my wife.”
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 18.07.2009
Msb: harsh…….lol
I thought I was cold hearted.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 17.07.2009
Instead of giving her 500 baht tip… why not take her to the go-go, spend 500 on lady drinks. Pick out another dame, bring them both back to your apartment an’ tell the coyote you don’t want her working at a G-Club and tell the other one you prefer her not to be working at a go-go.
Have them share the shower cap (then there won’t be any problems)
Fuck the dress… just get them both to pose naked together in various, slut-tatious positions and fuck them both.
Other than that your advice is still good.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 17.07.2009
Wheres that guy Zepplin? He owes me a fireworks show? I’m In samui if yer here. This is my last night being hostage (Dr’s orders) then ‘fuck his orders’.The weekend in samui better be good after I got fucked over with this cough.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 17.07.2009
The BARANG Drinks 2 Much – Part Two of Two
“So, what do you want to do today?”, I asked.“I don’t know, up to you”, she replied.
I hate Asian girls sometimes.
I shit an egg from laughing so hard at this…
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 17.07.2009
ET – I didn’t want to hang around with the party due to venturing to WS almost every night. I don’t want or need any unforeseen problems.Thou the treatment at Insomnia is a little more hospitable. No parting of the sea moments but the staff is a lot more friendlier. Not gonna abuse it. Play it like nothing happened.
My brother and I are back an forth from Patts to BKK every other weekend. We’re always pop’n in the Mango.
Ask one of the moderators here to pass my email along to ya. They should have it.
We really haven’t done BKK that much. Just the common traps such as Soi Cowboy, Nana. As for Pat Pong someone needs to call in an air strike on that place. I had a fun time there last year but this year it was depressing.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.07.2009
MSB – Went home empty handed. Ziltch. Nadda. Zero. In Pattaya to of all places. But then again going home empty handed here has happened on a number of occasions. What’d are ya’ gonna do… ?
SSB – I asked one of the girl’s and she mentioned something about dr_ _s.
the last thing i want to do is expose an establishment for its illegal activates on this board be it rumors or not. (feel free to edit my response b4 posting) I don’t want this the be a wildfire of accusations towards some ones lively hood.
PMMP – She was attractive. I’d give her that. Very polite and spoke great english. Hardly a flaw in her pronunciations. If i had to guess… she was pushing 40 or give a little more. Her friend was fairly shy and didn’t speak good english. They didn’t act like queens of the nile. I observed them to be extremely polite to the staff.
As for Hecklar & Kotch… could speak enough to get by. They actually turned out be funny guy’s. I really didn’t want to stick around too long to find out more than I needed.
iPhuket – I did put a disclaimer at the end of part 2 for those easily offended. I guess I should have included it in the beginning of part 1. Sorry i offended you for not offending others. I’m offended your cause your offended.
PG – True. Could be the case. I do have her business card and name if you want to look into it. I’d be interesting to find out the truth. I’d do it but haven’t been here long enough to go about it.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.07.2009
Forgot to add…
If anything I’d would’ve found it hard to believe that I actually won the Jackpot game. I don’t know one person who has actually a game. This wasn’t an attempt at getting bragging rights.
Look how my evening turned out tonight. Stuck in my hotel nursing a cough its 6:30am and I can’t sleep..
I wish every night was an adventure.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.07.2009
PG: it was private. Had to do with a guest house/ property management company in Chonburi. If you really want the name, let me know and I’ll email it to ya. You can look into her and confirm if she is what the Brazilian made her out to be.
TJ – some things sound too good to be true. I agree yes,”Left field” best describes it.
But like i stated… “We exited the situation” and the only really thing that was interesting about it was the an’ bour or so tag along. Other than that it really wasn’t that big a deal when you look at it. Just simple observations and some extra service. Its not like we we’re knockin’ off banks and gettin away with it.
When you really look at it… what did we really see… two guy’s strapped and extra service from the doorman at Insomnia. Whoopy shit… who hasn’t seen a gun in Pattaya/ Bangkok or back in the homeland? All i was doing was just taking a very interesting night and putting it down.
Then again… we believe what we want, right?
Could be bullshit but then again… who the fuck really cares?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.07.2009
Underpants… lolWould they be clean or dirty underpants??
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.07.2009
Shit, by the way… i have actually i have donated to cripples & beggars.I have donated way too much to bar girls already if you catch my drift.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.07.2009
Jeezo
Well, put. I have made reminders that this wasn’t directed with deliberate intent to axe someone out because of a defect/ deformity.
It was the mentality of being 10 years old an’ stupid.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.07.2009
So, the Big Event takes place… what happens to expats who own businesses.. will the doors open for more opertunity or not?I wonder if Casino’s will ever be dawning the beaches due to a new régime opening up the flood gates to foreign investors to ‘top up’ the money they lost?
What are some dire predictions…?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.07.2009
SSB – You say this is the bottom as in currently or the article is referring to it.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.07.2009
Thanks.Didn’t mean to cause brain cancer to members on here with that one.
I just hope part 2 is as entertaining.
Okay, I got the chairman of the KKK on line 2. Gotta go.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 14.07.2009
Billy Bangkok….. You’ve hurt and offended me. You will be hearing from my lawyer. In this day an age u can’t take feelings into consideration?
Kurtz was my best piece, dammit!!!
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 14.07.2009
Okay, here are my submissions… yours was the kicker.
http://www.christianblog.com/
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 14.07.2009
I Phukit – I have been suffering from a brutal cough for the past two days… Thank you so much i think i just punctured my left lung from laughing so fucking hard….
you are paying for my medical bill.
I swear, the laughing was so bad i think a droplet of chocolate milk came out my ass.
I actually clicked that link I have to top it…
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 14.07.2009
@Eddie T – I’m on Samui then back in Pattaya next week to take anger Managment and racial profiling courses. As to your comment regarding the girl’s meltdown issue… i arrived on Samui at 6:30…. went to Dream Girls and had one of the girl’s who worked at Charlies Angels last year (currently at Dream Girls) take a Kan-nip-shit on me from the stage cause i didn’t call her before i left back to Canada. How the fuck she remembered my face… i’ll never know?
If you want to hang out for a night of laughs in Patt’s let me know. I’m no tour guide of the place but i certainly know where to find the laughs. May be when can actually go purchase a suit together.
“Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.”
I’m sure you guy’s have read that some where?
You guy’s are so confident you would step up an’ cast Cinderblocks.
You want to poke fun at my defect just check out my spelling an’ grammar. I’m sure its rolled enough eyes.
@Zepplin – I’m on Samui at the moment so let me know where your at…
Also, i would like to have all references to “bald” removed and the word “hooker & whore”. I think the time has come SSB to start putting disclaimers up.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 14.07.2009
So if i call you “Brownie” should I get offended and hold a protest when you call me “White”?
Packie c’mon… serious?? That offended you??? It wasn’t that bad. I’ll admit i did go off the deep end before there was minor editing from the powers that be on this site and if they feel they have to edit something or take it out… fine by me… I’m cool with it. This site is bread and butter to them and the last thing i’d want to do is ruin it for them or my chances to submit another story.
You know what offends me, is when im holding my dick at the urinal taking a piss in a night club an’ some guy tries to sell me a suit.
You should be offended at my grammor & zpellan’.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 13.07.2009
J – glad I could make u laugh.
SSB – the night I went it was brutal.
PMMP – how do u think I felt?
iphuket – as long as it’s worth a laugh.
Max/ shark – thanks
just to clear it up this was in no way written to diminish any of the bars, just poking fun and exploiting the laughs we had. Hope it doesent offend.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 13.07.2009
6am in the morning sun with a gay aborigine by Rope-a-dope…
@zeplin- I’m in samui come Monday. last time my brother and I we’re there it was quiet so we packed up and scrambled off too Patt’s. Good to hear it’s picking up there. If your around the island this week let me know…@SSB- I’m asking a stupied question due to being a lazy douche.
@Rope/Dope- I’m on it, thanks for the pointer on skippin the tiger farm and just getting it all outta the way by seeing the croc’s.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 12.07.2009
Last night Patt’s was’a rockin’.
John O: I want to check out the croc’ farm but if i can avoid the tour packages i rather do that. Did you make you way out there on your own or did you get swindled into a package. I kinda want to do what you mentioned “Skipping” unnecessary BS and get straight to the slaughter.
1 more thing… did you happen to do the Tiger farm?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 11.07.2009
Elephants, 30k a month & more on the Scams!
@Young PenfoldWhat about when “Ladyboys Attack”…
would you rather it be a 12 ton monster or a chick with a dick?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 07.07.2009
A couple girl’s legs will be open if that helps??
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 07.07.2009
Straight Ball’N by Canadian Boy
@Jeezo Blackberry“… avoid small enclosed areas where Foreigners tend to visit! (Yes they are referring to your GF’s box!)”
Funny shit:)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 02.07.2009
Pattaya Ghost: I’ll buy you the next round if you want to do the grammar check for me? There are still 2 newbies lookin’ for better sights if your up for showin’ us around? Be more than happy to get a tour from a veteran.
John “Brown”, hmmmm, let me guess… your still upset cause I wouldn’t buy a suit from ya?
Other than that… thanks for the comments considering the ass whuppin’ I took last time
& remember what i said… LOT’S of girl’s to go around in town with.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 29.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season ’09 in Photos
lol…Discounts…
Pretty funny, was at Happy Go GO the other night, one of the girls told my brother she wanted 3,000 Bht LT. He laughed and said, “The max you get from me is 1,000.”
She laughed and replied, you want cheap girl, you go to Insomnia.
Well, around 3:30 am guess who we see at Insomnia??
————-
We been here 4 weeks now and we’re havin’ a rock’n time. Never seen Pattaya in high season but right now as it seems its treatin’ us well.
I can totally agree with P’G's write up here. The Go-Go’s are wastelands once you walk in. As for places like, What’s up, Diamond and Air Port Club they seem to be doing better than the rest but still hurting at times. Come the weekend these places are pretty full (for a time being that is) then it dies down fast.
You walk into Insomnia and your walking out with a stunner for 500-1000 bht. Some of the girls from Diamond’s (Super Sexy BKK Models lol) who’s prices are ridiculous venture to Insomnia after the shift is up. I’ve pulled a couple outta Insomnia for 1000 clean. They won’t even complain. Its like Insomnia is the ‘last stomping ground’ for gettin’ paid. Thou it always has been… but the girl’s aren’t raising an eyebrow at the offered price. They are like… okay.
And for the guy’s complaining there are ‘no good looking girls in town’… well they must be banging Super Sexy BKK Models cause it seems there is plenty to go around here.
Then again, I haven’t seen Pattaya in its high season so I really can’t tell the difference. I’m sure some have gone back to the farm but there are lookers if you hunt a little.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.06.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part One by Canadian Boy
nay-sayers, I prefer nabobs.I’ll admit I took it up the ass but if there’s one good comment of support it’s a life sign. Some of the negative comments are pretty whitty. Don’t know if they are serious or being cute or worse… jumping on the Band Waggon.
Either way Ill take it with a smile. IMHO everyones a critique. Including me. Half the stories written on here could be or are practically embellished bullshit to some degree. The worst are the ones that write as if chasing after an isbn #.
This is not to be taken serious but fuck -
people take it serious. I thought this site was
supposed to b just a joke for chasin’ tail;)Not trying to win the pulitzer of pussy-blog storys.I can’t take getting laid too serious. It’s supposed to be fun.
Okay who is gonna gonna b the first to correct me… Remember don’t snap it’s just a fun little site.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 29.05.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part Two by Canadian Boy
werewolf, I’ll try to tell that to my asshole after the throbbing recedes:)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 28.05.2009
Im sitting here laughing at the complete and utter ass-fucking you guys are giving me…. not even Tiger Balm would calm the throbbing my ass is going through.
lol.. i’d like to thank you all for the gentle and loving comments. I have to go get my asshole put back in. At the moment its hanging down to the floor.
I love you guys for your honesty and have to admit it felt good.
Hopefully I can redeem myself…
jesus christ you guys are hard to please and make laugh!!
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 28.05.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part One by Canadian Boy
Incessant rambling, isn’t that what blogging is for?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 26.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending – Part Two by I Phukit
U should make this into a DVD.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 24.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 5: Sihanoukville — The Final Word
ghost, leaning up against the bar and looking cool is not dumb… You wanna know how hard that is to get down pat!!Don’t worry your not the only one… I’m 33 and still trying to perfect it.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 24.05.2009
Getting Good Oral Service, Shopping For Dresses, And Avoiding Tuberculosis In Bangkok by gavinmac
@Eddie T“pulling teeth” lol…
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 24.05.2009
Fuckn iPhone… I meant “half” not “have”.
See what I mean!!
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.05.2009
I’m now motivated to get my teeth done. I was wondering about doing it myself. Thanks for the pricing, 7,500 not that bad.
Also have to admit your writing style kicks some serious ass. Great setup and flow and structure all the way through, unlike the shit I write.
Have the time I’m writing my stuff while on the shitter and having a smoke while typing on a fucking iPhone like I am now.
Nothing better than ‘surf and shit’ at the same time:)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 23.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
@dogflyeGet me an editor!! lol
I’ll spilt whatever i make with you down the middle.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
The girl i had last night put the condom on for me using her mouth.Now that’s being lazy on my part – and talented on her end.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
“It’s called Popular Pages Today, and it’s just under the search box, towards the top-right of every page.You’ll notice that it shows the 10 most viewed pages on the site at this given moment in time, including their readership as a percentage of total page views.
You’ll also notice that it doesn’t contain a single BBK article, even though the article in 10th place only accounts for less than 1% of traffic.
BBK’s later articles certainly received more comments than most authors do. But generating 100+ comments per article isn’t necessarily a good thing, if the majority of them are from people explaining why your article is wrong.”
Interesting shit. I never really paid attention to the numbers.
I always get people telling my grammar is wrong.
lol
fuck it — i say.
A wise person once said… Its not a paid gig. Then again, how much is your pride worth?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 19.05.2009
Quagmire scours the net – Part 2
Good…. move. Honesty I like it. Don’t take chances with a piece of ass cause some times in the end it might just cost you more than $$.Other than that great story and style. I’m still impressed you sent her on her way. I bet ya’ (and you know it too) if you sent her an email today she’d forgive ya and be back in your arms.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 17.05.2009
Quagmire scours the net – Part 1
QuagmireFucking funny story. I too have used the net for finding a mark. Its actually quite fun. Basically online shopping if you ask me. Great method in doing your research for a girl. Its identical to what i’ve done. Do up a basic email and add a little that refferencses to their profile so you don’t appear to be a vulture. Good moves there. Common sense.
Also, the heffer’ wow… i feel for ya. That must’ve sucked. Hiding that whale from your friends had me on the floor.
“Got any beer? NO!!!”
Im dying’
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 17.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
@Eddie TIll be here until possibly October. Back and forth to BKK and Smaui and else where. Gonna check out Vietnam and Cambodia again in mid June i think. look for my ass at the cafe when you get a chance.
@zepplin
Im all for it. You know where to find me… Awesome Cafe.
Make note: I’m heading back to Patts on Wed or Thursday and then BKK Sat to the 26th. Then back in Samui.
BTW: I’m gonna do up a report for Patts… an’ all i gotta say is nothing but aggressive talent. Place is littered with tang!!
As for Samui, last night being a saturday night wow… it was dead. Sad to see cause last summer this place was a fucking mad house of talent. But then again around 3am it was like a plane flew over Sound Club and did an air-drop of hot chicks.
Night ended up with a stellar:)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 17.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 2 by Canadian Boy
@ghost in the machineNah, only if it was a sperm whales sloppy seconds.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 17.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
EddieTYou can look for me at cafe called Awesome Coffee Shop. Kinda behind Green Mango in the back soi.
Pop in and ask for me if your around. My friend here who owns the cafe and she pretty much knows most of the girls here considering most of the bg/ fl live right across from the cafe in a complex. They always pop into her shop now and then.
As for soapies i haven’t really ventured down that path on this island yet. I know some good massage parlors with happy endings.
Like i said, pop in there’s a bunch of us here.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.05.2009
@Bubba
lol… after i hit “submit” i noticed how fucking retarded i sounded.
Im on samui at the moment and sitting on a patio sweatin’ my nads off. Fuck the grammar.
I’m startin’ to write like im talking to a bar girl.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.05.2009
Just wanted to thank everyone for commenting on the crap i’ve submitted. Its nice to know there are some genuine people in Thailand. Wish my brother I could be there for the party tonight. I was kinda hoping to meet some of ya’s.
Its a piss off that we can’t meet some of the faces with the same mentality as ours. Christ, the other day we we’re in there and ordered 3 burger’s. I’ll admit your burgers at the Mango kick ass. I a burger whore and even in canada they don’t come close to what you guy’s put together between those two buns of yours.
Also, who ever it was that put on the video of the bike’s and boarding stunts. Good choice. After watching some one land on their balls my burger came back up.
Okay, again… we’ll be back in BKK soon and hittin’ Mango again.
SMALL REPORT: Right now I’m visiting with friends on samui and they own business’s and its hurtin’ over here big time.
… On another note… there’s hardly any talent on the island either. Its fucking scary. Seems most of the hot girls took off to Patt’s or BKK.
Sad…. oh so sad.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 16.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 2 by Canadian Boy
@bibblesCome to think of it… U got a point.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 15.05.2009
@Indu WangZi
Young buck or not a young buck… I going on night and making them go home in a wheelchair is my style. LoL
I Like the fact that after a couple good rounds of sex i can go play baseball with the boys after.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 14.05.2009
@jack dawson
That was you… next time you see me we should cause some damage on the town.@Eddie T: peripheral vision is a great way of checking things out without the mark knowing.
After a while you feel like you hone it so well you could end up working for a government agency in some sort of way. Can you imagine on the resume when applying for the job when it asks for you ‘skills’…
Spent enough time in Thailand ’nuff said.
– Hired.
@bibblies
Im dead serious. He said that. I wanted to burry my head cause i was like, what the fuck is this guy DOING!!! The guy was a crash an’ burn perv’ with no style. I wish I would’ve had it on video. I’ve had worse case scenarios where the losers actually got away with it and I ended up shaking my head.
@Moonman
Thanks. As long as i satisfied you like FL my job is done. lol@GoodLife
lol… maybe i was going to ask Shamu to give me a soapy. How would you like those details.
Really thou, i can’t get into the details of what went on in the bedroom. I just feel it will get redundant (don’t hang me for that) but i kinda prefer to tell about how the night went about and the interesting people that i come across.
Thanks for the support guys.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 14.05.2009
BBB I was actually at true wifi cafe.
Lol I got cock blocked by shamu.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 13.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
Air-Miles!!!! I died laughing. It topped my comment:“What are the rules with Arab/Middle Eastern dudes at soapies? Dont think I’ve ever seen one there.
I didn’t even know they showered… why would they be at a soapie??”
Airmiles… If he did it for airmiles I’d give him mine. That was classic.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 13.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 4: Sihanoukville – The Bar Crawl
PG, it seems like a place not checking out during NY’s. Would you risk it an head back for some more recon again when its in full swing.But have you heard what time of the year is it in full swing? Sucks that you went all that way to escape SK and your get this bummer of a trip.
From what i gather… its going to be a balance of mixed reviews cause you didn’t get to c it, in its glory.
waitin’ on 5.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
They avoid soap like vampires avoid garlic.@I Phukit
lol… you liked that one huh.@Daywalker
If I offered you a 10,000 bht would you do it?Catch is, we all get to watch and you can’t avoid his eye contact during the whole soapie. And I get to pick the fattest guy with bitch tits to do it. lol
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 12.05.2009
@Young Penfold
What are the rules with Arab/Middle Eastern dudes at soapies? Dont think I’ve ever seen one there.
I didn’t even know they showered… why would they be at a soapie??
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 11.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
@WerewolfI think God must be looking down on me… except she wasn’t a bar girl.
I’ll submit my next story in a day…
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 11.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
lol…. i actually googled it.Mandingo (born Frederick Lamont on February 25, 1975) is an African American pornographic actor. He is believed to be the actor with the largest male genitalia in the film industry[citation needed], reputed to be over one foot long (about 30 cm). This fact was confirmed by co-actor Lexington Steele and seasoned actress Obsession.
[edit]BiographyMandingo was born in Mississippi, but grew up in the Carson/Torrance area of Los Angeles, California, and did not choose his name based on the movie Mandingo but rather because it was given to him as a nickname in college.
He started to appear in porn movies in 1999, his debut being Booty Talk #9, through West Coast Productions, which starred himself along with two newcomers. His first major scene was a Video Team production, My Baby Got Back #30, starring Obsession and Byron Long.
In 2002, Mandingo launched his own series called “Mandingo” through West Coast Productions, with every movie involving four girls in one-on-one sex acts with him. Since 2002 Mandingo has focused mainly on interracial pornography, specially with models in their late teens and early twenties like Chiquita Lopez, Holly Wellin, Kelly Wells, Liliane Tiger, Leah Luv, Maya Gold, Julia Bond, Katsuni, Katja Kassin, Nautica Thorn, Avy scott, Brooke Banner, Monica Sweetheart and Nikita Denise working with him early in his career.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManDingo_(porn_star)
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 11.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
@WerewolfYou bought it. Shit, thanks. Don’t stress the public idiot thing. I think I’ll take the grand prize of for one due to my unfortunate experiences here.
@Bubba
Is DW the Jedi Master of gog-gos??
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 11.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
“i am in a city with tens of thousands of sex workers and my first 2 experiences resembled a cheap lousy firework”Well, i think we’ve all had those. Then again, at least your gettin’ your cracker off the ground.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 10.05.2009
Bro’ i have watched that show so many times on Discovery its not funny. I can’t believe someone else watches it besides me. I thought i was the only one who found catching fish on tv interesting. lool
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 10.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
@Mr. RightWhy you ask?
I love how this is has now turned to a thai/ english class…. lol
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 10.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
What’s the prize for being the 30,000th comment. A swift kick in the nuts?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 09.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
Funny thing is… “I state im a highly trained marksman… can’t shoot shit in this city. LOLC’mon… didn’t someone pick up on that.
@RG
Gracis@Billy Bangkok
LOL… true isn’t it. I hope it was somewhat at least entertaining. Thanks.
@bkk22
I appreciate it.
@mart
Do they throw the same comment towards you too?
@khlongwater
I feel like trying to get laid at the moment is like going up the Nung river to find CL. Kurtz.
@ziggy pop
Its a heart break i know.
@Eddie T
I totally agree with what you say…. “Maybe it’s a cultural misunderstanding – Farang straight face = Unhappy!?They don’t realise that some of us with P4P experience and a little maturity tend to show a little more decorum in the way we are, a type of coolness (without trying), no longer are we Greenhorns/ Newbies acting like a kid in a candy store. No longer bowl into a bar in packs with eyes on stalks, drooling with tongues hanging out, “tenting” at every cute scantily clad gyrating BG we see. We know the game and play it better now.
Are we unhappy ? No, we are simply looking for the next ‘mark’ with better precision.”All the crap i just put down… you had to come along an’ sum it up with this!! THANKS!!!
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 09.05.2009
I wonder if requesting her to shit in my mouth is pushing it….
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 07.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 3: Sihanoukville, Cambodia
I agree with Vance.Get the blog up. I’m sure you been back to the gym enough that you caught up on some weight loss.
its been what 6/7 months now?
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 06.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
with all the thanks and comment guy’s…I feel like i broke my cherry.
I pay the bar fines tonight.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 06.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 3: Sihanoukville, Cambodia
Ghost your story’s are the bomb.Gotta admit not one has ever let me down.
Comment posted by Canadianboy at 05.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
doctorbond:
“I spotted CanBoy in his bright red tunic, but it was the horse that gave it away…”Red tunic?? Horse? huh?
BTW Eddie T:I’ll admit Samui is a fun place. I spend most of the time there.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 04.05.2009
BBB, I Q was just something that we some how got dragged into. Then again the points Qfan made are solid. Its obvious that it comes down to individual preference. I can respect that.
Tilac is where im parking my ass tonight. One thing i don’t get at the bar, maybe im going overboard with the observations but why are some girls in poke-a-dot skirts and some girls are wearing red?
Are the girls dressed in red the Star Players? lol
I asked a few guys at the bar and they looked at me and said, “WTF?? Kid, enjoy the show. Fuck the colors.”
I don’t know this red dress/ poke-a-dot thing is keeping me up all night. I thought jet lag was bad.
Anyone going to Tilac tonight let me know… ill be the idiot that’s asking that question. Then you’ll know to slap me one across the face.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 03.05.2009
lol… alright.
After reading blogs from Penfold, BBB, P Ghost just to name a few it is intimidating to try stand in those shadows.
My brother and I actually popped into the Mango today for the 1st time. Have to admit that it’s a really sweet place. Personally, the best pool table i’ve shot stick on, while in Thailand. I actually saw the ball roll straight…
… not like other tables where it rolls straight, decides to curve left… then tire out after a few seconds only to edge up to the hole… where it teeters on the edge… then for some unknown reason due to breaking the law of physics it pauses for a moment… then rooooooollllllssss BACK with full force to the point it started its journey.
Well, its Sunday night… where you guys think we should go for the next few nights?
Tonight, i think were going back to Soi Cowboy.
Any advice for 2 Canadians that are sometimes mistaken as Americans would be helpful.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 03.05.2009
Thanks for the support guys…
If it was too annoying i’ll leave the write up’s to the professionals. Just tryin’ to blend in.
Yes… being Canadian has its draw backs, such as being too nice.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 03.05.2009
SideshowBob,
Thanks.
Banglamung
– Ill hit you up with a drink and hope it grants me forgiveness.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 03.05.2009
lol… guys sorry. My apologies.
I was raised by a crack whore. My grammar is not the best. That’s why im remaining anonymous.
Bare with it. There’s worse things in the world.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 03.05.2009
Songkran Escape: Phnom Penh, Part 2
lol… punxh ya in the face is an expression that means your way to cool that ya’ need one in the nose.LOL… don’t take it litteral.
nothing but love.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 02.05.2009
Ghost, I been following you since your blog and I just wanted to tell you that i enjoy your write ups so much that i want to punch you in the face with love!!!
This write up has given my brother and I to head back to PP again. Thanks brother.
BTW: We’re going to be in BKK and Patts in 48 hrs. Let me know where and when i can buy you a bevey of your choice…. ill let you punch me in the face.
Thanks
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 29.04.2009
forgot…“Let me slap you around when you toss lip my way.”
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 26.04.2009
Songkran Escape: Phnom Penh, Part 1
I miss the ghost…Always a good read.
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 26.04.2009
pangpang02@hotmail.comI wonder if anyone has emailed it.
I think this should be investigated… lol
Then do a story on it.
Im tempted….
Comment posted by CanadianBoy at 14.04.2009
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