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it’s easy for the brits to be cheapi’ve seen the women they go with
Comment posted by warren buffet at 22.10.2009
what show ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 14.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
note to self:don’t e-mail canadians . confidentiality of said e-mails in doubt.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 13.10.2009
Coyotee’s T.J. Hawley Died of Asphyxiation; Go-Go Closed Permanently
what a country !
Comment posted by jack dawson at 09.10.2009
“Some of the lowlife guys hanging there are worse than the pattaya scum”surely this is hyperbole .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 07.10.2009
“No money. No passport. And his sole source of income failing and for sale.”note to self; avoid such a situation.
and personally i like seeing all the vision-impaired guys with their haggy baggies ; that means the cute (i.e., thin) ones are still out there (somewhere) right ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 05.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
^GM (or should i say merril steubing), if that’s your photo, it’s not working na .
pmmp, i am have VeRy intrigued by the lechithin . if u can , keep us posted as u work your way through the 88 tabs remaining .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 03.10.2009
congrats on the new pad.hope it’s the home to many successful encounters.
did a monk (or several even) bless it yet?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 02.09.2009
“been trying to play things a little different in Thailand”“we decided it was time to hit a soapie”
now i know how long “different” lasts.
420 words.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 17.08.2009
Bangkok Turning Off Pattaya’s Lights at 3 a.m. for 10 Days
“but life is not about the pull”u didn’t just type this, did u ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 15.08.2009
r u a fresno boy ?how far did u grow up from carol burnett’s childhood home?
ari? isn’t that near the Laos border?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 11.08.2009
Bloggers Appreciation Night this Saturday
“saam lor” I can do but i’m worried about some kind of secret handshake .in the meantime , how very generous of you (sincerely) .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 06.08.2009
“Michael Griffin Harrie, the 29-year-old Auburn University student whose family had reported him missing in Asia, is safe and well in Thailand, his father told CNN Friday. Harrie called his father from the U.S. Embassy in Thailand.”looks like he’s ok ; just another spacey liberal arts major .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 05.08.2009
i’ve heard of AUA .
good luck with ur hunting, i mean lessons .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 05.08.2009
The 12 Days of My Trip to Bangkok by fender
100 Euros is $1500 ? i knew the greenback was weakening but…
Comment posted by jack dawson at 03.08.2009
u know , in a weird way , heineken and marsala sound good (together) .BTW, what did DW do to have to leave this little piece of paradise ? wow , leaving (shudder) .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 29.07.2009
Gulf News, tourists in Bkk and stuff…
can you ask one of those number crunchers if she can do my taxes, SS?i’m extended until 15 August which is coming up fast .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 27.07.2009
Professor of mongering by On Nutter
i am here to say golf and chasing/catching tail r not mutually incompatible; unless ur trying to do both on the same day.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 25.07.2009
The Peking Duck Gets Its Revenge & Ruins My Chances with Another Bird (Part 2) by Canadian Boy
“I should have kept the TV plugged in”truer words were never spoken , or written anyway
Comment posted by jack dawson at 22.07.2009
More bad news about Thailand & is PP clamping down?
(freaky new font SS)the fern bar at the conrad is one thing, but has anyone checked out/ventured into nana place under the rajah yet?
and what’s this about the nana disco closing july 31? shouldn’t we have chipped in, bought the lease, bagged the cover, started popping some free corn and watched the baht roll in?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 21.07.2009
10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
“and I don’t care what the price tag is.”huh ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 19.07.2009
“Especially since it was my bottle.”
…ah, now i see…
Comment posted by jack dawson at 18.07.2009
“don’t worry JD – Happy is mentioned in part 2″i know happy a go go (thx Bob, was worried there for a moment)
Comment posted by jack dawson at 14.07.2009
6am in the morning sun with a gay aborigine by Rope-a-dope…
“Just goes to show if the gal is sufficiently good looking and you are drunk enough, nothing else matters.”with the “drunk enough” part being optional.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 12.07.2009
Elephants, 30k a month & more on the Scams!
“and the fact if your working a teaching job you probably wont have a work permit”au contraire
i do two “teaching” shows nightly STRICTLY for the one year visa / work permit .
my 30 k salary i donate directly to isaan through various intermediaries .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 07.07.2009
Soapie crawl, Skymacking, and more scams!
u mean the whole ground floor of paragon which is basically one big bakery now (it’s fantastic !) is fattening ? who knew ?question is , do thin girls cost more ?
i like the guy above who “argued” at immigration . that usually works .
and isn’t the presence of nonsensical “scams”, sometimes blessed by those in uniforms, and leaning how to avoid such, part of the “charm” of this place and why we’re (i anyway) addicted ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 06.07.2009
did someone say “chocolate cake”?here’s to the USA .
another 233 years more i say .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 02.07.2009
“as well as having her hand out for money all the time”i don’t get it . isn’t that how it works ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 30.06.2009
Straight Ball’N by Canadian Boy
what no hash browns with the eggs and pancakes ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 28.06.2009
i know what u mean .took a couple shots for the blog this week of the landmark and dynasty (soi 6) coffee shops/restaurants with exactly 0 customers . knew something looked was missing .
feeling really bad for the thais with 0 to do .
re: MJ croaking . sure makes me want to go out and do the things i always wanted to do like live in bangkok . wait , been there , done that .
guess it’s finally time to spend one year getting my handicap down into the teens , like i’ve been thinking about for a long time…instead of a “year in provence”, a year in the rough .
ps pattaya secrets reports jenny star bar closed which a friend told me was THE biggest katoy bar going…
Comment posted by jack dawson at 27.06.2009
“but I would bet in the 18-20 year old category that they are as good if not better looking here (in California), than in Thailand.”i’ll take that bet
Comment posted by jack dawson at 24.06.2009
welcome back SSB .
“rural no cal”. is that like pleasanton ?
speaking of gum , have u tried trident splash ? addictive .
let me report that my “commute” (walk) home from “work” tonight involved a stroll down the north of lumphini park . for the FIRST time, a couple (of the
gals I saw spoke to this farang looking to make “friends”. how bad r things, anyway ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 24.06.2009
The Slums Are So Quaint by The Cowboy Kid
feeling sympathy for taxi drivers .i can go now . i’ve heard everything .
oh yeah, jack, ur right in thinking twice about moving back here ; they might chew u up and spit u out .
might enjoy the ride for awhile though…
Comment posted by jack dawson at 21.06.2009
I long ago gave up caring what other people think about me, or even mutter under their breath.
Comment posted by Orenthal James at 21.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season ‘09 in Photos
notice any dearth of drunk, foul mouthed, hooliganish, bare chested, recently released british ex-cons in town ghost ?(and i’m not saying any of that in a bad way)
is so, that could get me down there.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 19.06.2009
“I’d like to see the reactions of the bargirls to this shirt”i like ur thinking .
wonder if they can relate to my sentiment…?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 17.06.2009
oh wait i did
i just shouted back at u via e mail
Comment posted by jack dawson at 16.06.2009
“You are only as good as your last short time.”
god i wish I had said that .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 16.06.2009
Confessions of a 20 year old sex tourist – Part 3 by Hansum Boy
“He had clearly fallen down the roof and ended inside the store”man, here 4+ years and nothing good like this ever happens to me
Comment posted by jack dawson at 16.06.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #3: When Pigs Attack
i’m sorry, did someone say “happy a go go” ?girls budging from 2,000 ST ?
most excellent write up mr. mung .
nice photos too .
did the aussies eat the menu too ?
i need to find the “swimmer” . noi keeps bugging me to get a shower cap for the abnaam .
will be interesting to see what september , the lowest of the low season, brings…
Comment posted by jack dawson at 15.06.2009
aren’t there easier ways to “ejaculate” ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.06.2009
i know . i thought that was funny . americans screaming and yelling and holding their breath and then threatening lawsuits and to sick the FBI on the locals .
sure the feds enjoyed being dragged into this sordid affair .
and mark geragos (!) ; give me a break . how fast are the “tell all” book and straight to DVD movie gonna’ hit the streets ?
is OAH losing it ? i mean , ur supposed to publish those photos right ? that’s the whole idea .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.06.2009
“I want new things here”have u considered golf? beware though if u start u will wish u never had .
i know . u think there’s enough of those f in’ massage touts between burger king and soi 11 or what ? how much do they get 4 each one us anyway ?
stick just wrote about pattaya being dead but good . hard 2 believe but a side trip ?
and re: carradine . his family wants the FBI involved . we don’t want them poking around do we ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 07.06.2009
Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok!
“I refuse to speculate until I have inspected his nether regions.”
Comment posted by Pornthip at 05.06.2009
jing jing u got ur dough back ? way 2 go . usually they’re smarter and take off like bats out of hell . these ones must have been more recent products of the cambo educational system .witnessed a dude get his phone snatched at the golden one time . NEVER leave it out . was sad watching him say to the very same kids/thieves “”you keep the phone but i need the contacts/numbers. i’ll give a 1,000.”
oliver twist has nothing on these urchins . surprised the cops let ‘em roam (but then again i’m also surprised they let liberians “work” sukhumvit soi 5).
Comment posted by jack dawson at 04.06.2009
sounds better than the week i’m having
Comment posted by gordon brown at 04.06.2009
Any Port in a Storm Part 2: The Long Weekend by fender
that’s cool but when do u talk about the taquitos ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 02.06.2009
oops , forgot , welcome back SSB
Comment posted by jack dawson at 31.05.2009
note to self ; continue to never go to the UK/UK customs
Comment posted by jack dawson at 31.05.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part Two by Canadian Boy
pains me to say this but Now just didn’t turn out that good .frances never could get that ending right .
and to quote from it now , 30 years on ?
“the horror”
Comment posted by Marty Sheen at 26.05.2009
What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? Part One by Canadian Boy
“The ones i’ve nailed were fucking hot thou and free of charge”please be advised
our fact checkers are in town attempting to verify this “claim”
Comment posted by NY Times Review of Blog Submissions at 26.05.2009
Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending by I Phukit
“Come to Khaosan Rd”i like that. that’s funny.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 19.05.2009
2 new reasons to love being in Thailand!
can we get back to the brisket sandwich and twice baked spud ?i mean 2 teenagers sounds good but the food thing made my mouth water .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 16.05.2009
Quagmire scours the net – Part 1
that’s doing “quite well” ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 14.05.2009
Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
“but yet there are some very obvious things you see do not see and cannot do”i know. why can’t they show aum patcharapa actually french kissing that pretty boy with the long hair on that fri., sat., sun . night soap (not that i ever watch it)
Comment posted by jack dawson at 13.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 2 by Canadian Boy
hey , hockey boy , i don’t appreciate how u bird dogged in between that hottie and me
Comment posted by jack dawson at 13.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 4: Sihanoukville – The Bar Crawl
wow.a week in sianoukville.
what did u do to get that sentence ?
(and did i miss or or have u not mentioned blue mountain yet?)
Comment posted by jack dawson at 11.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
“Otherwise girls would just milk your prostate gland”hey wait
u mean they’re not supposed to ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.05.2009
“to cum quickly”
i don’t get it
isn’t that the point ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
was the “some white guy” (sounds like a great name for an album) who blew all that coin an american ?if so
didn’t he get the memo/read this article about how we’re (supposed) to be saving more in the face of worldwide economic ruin?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/business/economy/10saving.html?hp
and not blowing it on thai hookers, i mean coyote “dancers”
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.05.2009
^wow i better buy that rolex today
Comment posted by jack dawson at 07.05.2009
Songkran Escape Part 3: Sihanoukville, Cambodia
yeah , i remember spending a week in sianoukville one night
Comment posted by jack dawson at 06.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
“give the guy a break”ur right.
i just noticed he’s canadian .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 03.05.2009
” Before venturing to Q
Bar we had visiting Soi Cow Boy. Now that seemed like a better place to indulge in.”ya think ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 03.05.2009
Songkran Escape: Phnom Penh, Part 2
nice write upmaybe i missed it but did you make it to the soriya mall ?
walking distance from flamingo .
has this fast food place called BB World next to the ground floor supermarket which is the bomb and maybe why i eat there basically everyday when i go to PP (not that i go anymore but hit it hard there for awhile ).
plus at the supermarket next door u can buy diet cokes for .60 cents i think and , r u sitting down , actual fritos to go with your burger / fish burger / fried chicken / whatever at BB World .
not that i would do this but good girl , i mean people , watching from BB too…
ps kinda miss martini and those under 5 feet khmers / apsaras
Comment posted by jack dawson at 28.04.2009
does this mean i’m not the only one who likes hand jobs ?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 26.04.2009
Songkran Escape: Phnom Penh, Part 1
“The bottom of Fun Town’s sexpat barrel seeps into A.C. like a sewer backing up. I don’t want to spend time with them here, so I’ll be damned if I’m going to hang with them there”…and u live in Pattaya?…
And $35 for a room in Sianoukville? that’s typo right?
i paid $10 last time (which is a LONG time ago ’cause if u can believe it that place is less inviting than Sunee Plaza)
Comment posted by jack dawson at 25.04.2009
The Land of the Morning Calm Part 1 by DebtStar
a little off continentbut used to work in koreatown LA. (6th and Wilshire)
there were some hotties there . probably still r.
long and lanky .
and these dark bars with johnny walker signs our front .
always wondered what went on in there .
Comment posted by jack dawson at 22.04.2009
Accosted by a Spinner by Arthur
gotta’ go w/ ur gut on that one, as u did.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 19.01.2009
Making Plans – Part 1 by Young Penfold
wow.and i thought i had a bad day.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 09.12.2008
u mean it’s possible to get punani here WITHOUT paying for it?who knew?
one of the funniest/most startling things I’ve heard recently is when at a movie with a young, totally good, wealthy Rangsit U girl (who shall we say I instruct) saw that I got an SMS from another girl and said “You give her money? How about me?”
Personally, I’d be suspicious if a girl departing my room DIDN’T leave with baht.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 03.12.2008
LA’s cool.Great Mexican and In & Out Burger too.
The women? That’s funny.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 16.11.2008
When Getting Laid is All That Matters by Werewolf
next time you quote me i want a citation. otherwise, it’s the plagerism police for you. i know where u post!don’t get me wrong. i like it when you’re away spending all that money (for example, paying 100 times more than you have to for chicken and rice). that means there’s one less guy throwing money around at the plaza like it’s water making it harder for us working slobs to get punani at scale.
and who said spending quality time with the native girls was the ony game in town? there’s eating, sleeping, exercise (did i mention eating?) and on a day when i really want to be punished, a round of golf.
thing is when I choose a golf course, i look for value too, wouldn’t you?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 06.10.2008
You mean there are beers other than Heineken?Who knew?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 02.10.2008
Getting an HIV test in Sukhumvit
If only that dog, Chaulkie some of us call him, could speak….
Comment posted by jack dawson at 23.09.2008
10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 6 by On Nutter
“What’s with the negative vibes man?”ps i’m not the one who gave the beggar who doesn’t know enough to get in out of the rain a c note.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 20.09.2008
The Real Deal On The US-THAI Treaty Of Amity
Will this be on the test?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 06.09.2008
My fondest remembrance of Patong is some beach front place charging 200 baht for fried rice.The Thai gal(s) I was with all said “paeng”!
Respecting their opinion, I never went back.
Comment posted by jack dawson at 30.08.2008
Tagged your it – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Speaking of computers:A McCain spokesman says:
“He’s fully capable of browsing the Internet and checking Web sites.”
…atta boy !
Comment posted by jack dawson at 21.07.2008
Visit To An Issan Bar Girl Factory by Pants Elk
reduce the dosage a little and see if that helps
Comment posted by jack dawson at 18.07.2008
A First-Timer’s Look at Chiang Mai by Werewolf
I agree.EVERYONE should go to CM immediately.
I’ll take care of the (Soi 4) ranch.
P.S. Getting involved (in any way) in a fight between Thais and a farang. That’s not good advice is it?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 01.07.2008
“Tall and willowy.”I may know that guy.
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Comment posted by jack dawson at 04.06.2008
“I went to Nataree” and ALL the girls were “stunning” (caps added).Really?
hmm…
Comment posted by Mr. Kotter at 18.05.2008
Something wrong with a BJ ?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 22.01.2008
Polymorphous Light Eruption (PLE) by pmmp
Who cares what they’re wearing when they get OUT of bed?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 22.12.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
I let the girls rescue me.It’s easier that way.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 19.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
My sentiments exactly.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 17.11.2007
Try this.
Walk up to the girl.
Smile.
Say hello.
Make minimal small talk (suggestions: “did u eat”, “nice shoes”, “where u live”, “what time u come outside”).
You might even want to add…”You come my room?”
Let HER provide an opening salvo on price. Hope for a k, be prepared to go to one-five.
Keep us posted.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 17.11.2007
Slow news day, huh?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 10.11.2007
U mean class like George Bush? Please, who are we to judge ANYONE?!It bothered me at first, but one thing I revel in an existential way now is being a second class “citizen”; ya’ know, stared at, pointed at, not sat next to on the BTS, not served friendily (sic) in shops and talked about as I hear the word “falang” waft through the air. (and i’m a semi-normal, 183 cm, 82 kilo guy with hair and no tatoos).
Now I know how the blacks in Birmingham at the lunch counter and on the bus felt (not really).
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 02.11.2007
Why do you forget the golden rule?; he with the gold makes the rules.And there’s this little Thai phrase called “mai ao kop”. Try it.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 01.11.2007
Working for a Living by Werewolf
“Personally, I have never met a Westerner who lives in Bangkok who doesn’t work.”You need to get out more often.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 26.10.2007
Yes, let’s all reach around and pat ourselves on the back.
Now how about the new number 001 at Rainbow ?!
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 24.10.2007
Wanting to be Funny by Werewolf
By the way, every sentence you write doesn’t have to start with or include the word “I”.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 20.10.2007
Bangkok Plug & Play by Werewolf
Katoey Bars?Are they what Aussies like?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 01.10.2007
Re: the above.You sure you can still post here since, for those of us in the know, this site is refered to as:
“The Farang Who Spends Too Much”
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 21.09.2007
“fun and innocence” in pattaya?i like that.
that’s funny.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 20.09.2007
return home to the US
what’s up with that?
run out of $$$
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 19.09.2007
The Sky Club – A Coyote bar by bkk22
“Although I have been here 10 times I have never asked for a number or a date.”Boy, that certainly says it all…
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 22.08.2007
Since you’re not paying for it, can you please give my e-mail to all the girls you won’t be seeing any more?I am.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 20.08.2007
I think the girl should be promoted to lead dancer, second class.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 23.07.2007
A guide to Bangkok Nightlife part 7 of Many! by mbkknowsp4p
If it’s 4,000 an hour, can I have her 1,333 plus a little taxee money for the 20 minutes I need?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 22.07.2007
A good girl shakes the farang money tree by On Nutter
Have you heard the word “no”?
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 10.07.2007
Better advise is not to take rice out of another person’s rice bowl.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 29.06.2007
Alan Greenspan spotted at Marine Disco – Pattaya Part 2
The operative phrase being “she turned out to be a dud.”That’s funny.
Comment posted by Jack Dawson at 23.06.2007
In Defence of the C Team by Arthur
That’s cool.But could they open the “C Team” bar next door so as not to ruin my view of the A girls?
Comment posted by jack dawson at 10.06.2007
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