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The Egos have landed….. – By Daywalker
@THE MANAh, the guy in the pool. Well, I am sorry to say that the ‘Trainee English Teacher’ (been here 3 weeks) got a bit heavy handed with the petite girls, so he had to be shown the door!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.02.2012
Hunch baby.. c’mon, don’t be shy! Join in the fun!
Just did a little Nana run with DavetheRave. Was a good hour we spend in Pretty Lady.
- The girls are always fun there!
Anglewitch packed as usual. The show with Jo Jo has punters jaws dropping.
Big bunch of English bloke tourists entered the Plaza wearing shorts and white trainers (sneakers) cheap tattoos and cheaper jewelery. I feel for the poor girls that they target. I hope these scumbags end up a statistic tonight.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.02.2012
‘go out’? It was cocktails and pizza IN the Mango last night!
It was a good laugh. We challenged Kwan to a ‘Tikka Masala Pizza’. She came up trumps.
Ass Masters name came up and it was mentioned that he is in Penang. We then challenged Kwan to a Penang pizza for tonight. However, that was before all the cocktails were thrown down our necks.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.02.2012
I am not sure how/why last night at the Mango turned into an impromptu Pizza and cocktails night, but it sure was fun.
As per usual, Spats bolted for the door around 9pm after plying the poor little cashier with strong cocktails. She was looking the worst for wear by the end of the night.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.02.2012
Great party… lots of fun.Thanks to all those that made it.
We want to update our photos… the ones I have are probably a little rude to publish but will see what I can find.
If anyone has any (and I know you have) please send them in!
bigmangobar@hotmail.com
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2012
Wow…. I sent everyone home with strict instructions to get some sleep ready for today.I just got a call from Penfold… he’s 100 miles from Bangkok.
Just seen the team preparing for the party. We have half a dozen BillBoard girls a the usual gaggle of Pretty Lady girls.
There is also an inflatable paddling pool being blown up.. not sure what that’s all about?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.01.2012
We’re here.
The flight was messy. We almost got kicked off the flight… I passed out in the crapper and had to be rescued. YP & I woke up in the spooning position, covered in vomit. The passengers were not impressed. Actually, I wasn’t impressed either.
Luckily, I was sitting in YP’s seat, so the official caution that I had to sign had YP’s name and passport number.
Full write-up to follow!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2012
SJW…. are you saying that if no one comes to M.S, you’ll be so angry that you’ll pull the heads of the caged birds that the old lady tries to sell us down soi 4? And that you’ll be so mad that you’ll kick Big Dogs Big Dog if we don’t join you?Cos if that’s what you’re saying.. then we’ll be there.
Maybe our Canadian Brothers would care to join us?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.01.2012
Snakeboy….
We asked your wife if you could come. She said no.
We also told her that you have a team-building exercise that will see you ‘out of office’ for around 12 hours
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.01.2012
Heart Break Hotel – By The Notorious BMG
Hmm… I am just thinking of how many guys will try that until a girl says ‘yeah, I know what to do, i do already many times’!Hang on.. I think I heard a similar tale from a girl. She said she always brings toothpaste with her now also.. as one time, this guy popped out for only a few minutes……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.01.2012
This Friday night.. pmmp, YP and I will be heading to Plaza to ’round up’ some girls for the party. Anyone want to join us, we’ll be meeting around 9pm at the Mango.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
Heart Break Hotel – By The Notorious BMG
@CB.. again?! You are making a habit of that. What happened this time? Did you tell her(him) that their winkie is smaller than YPs?You’d best stay out of trouble until we get there Friday to look after you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
nR…. sounds to me like you want to get a room with ROLLN.
- ROLLN, do you have to leave a damage deposit in the S.T rooms also?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
Steve.. I am deeply hurt. If you liked Nick and Mike, then you’re gonna love me!!
Let us know when you’re in town and we’ll be sure to take you on our little Nana tour and meet the gang.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2012
Being the helpful person that I am…….
http://thailandforvisitors.com/general/holidays/
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2012
Yeah, that pmmp guy is a real fussy mo’ fo’ when it comes to teeth. Odd.
And you’d certainly not catch me spending that kind of money on girl.
erm.. hang on a minute….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.01.2012
I’d have thought a man of ROLLN’s stature would slap the wife around the chops with a wet fish, sell her car to finance the trip and then make her thank-you for the effort you’ve gone to.I dunno.. I guess people change?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.01.2012
Unc… depending on what time you arrive.. we might still be going!
I do have it on good authority that those of us in any fit state (or even still plastered) will be attending the once ever popular ‘Margarita Sunday’ drink at Coyotes.
All welcome!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.01.2012
No YP, we can’t have the party at the new LB bar in Soi Cowboy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.01.2012
I hit Liquid on Sat night. All was going well with the hip-hop set… girls were getting down and having a good time…. and then the live band started. There is something not right about Thai dude wearing a 50cent cap and trying to sing Eminem songs.Why would anyone prefer to listen to that rather than the original artist that recorded in a professional studio?!
Finished our drinks and left.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.01.2012
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
My 1st port of call would be to head to Eden…http://www.bigmangobar.com/blog/reader-submissions/2010/09/01/thank-you-eden-club-by-daywalker/
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.01.2012
pmmp…. you couldn’t go back and finish your bottle even if you wanted to. – We finished it last night. There wasn’t much in there anyway. There certainly wasn’t enough in the bottle to make the wailing of the band bearable. – So another bottle was purchased and drunk.Snack service people pissed us off too.
And what is with the hand-writing on the bills that they present to you? Are they deliberately trying to make it illegible so you hand over more than necessary. Good job i had staff on hand to translate.
The Tuesday night was probably better than the Monday by the sounds of it. But not my much. At least there were some girls there.
And what is with the white dudes wearing basket ball vests and 50cent caps.?
I don’t see me going back there for a while.
These days a nice cup of tea and a bit of toast in front of the TV is more appealing.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.01.2012
Shouldn’t listen to rumors.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.01.2012
Good fun last night… the last stragglers eventually left around 04:30Same time next year?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.01.2012
It’s the season to be jolly…….!
- o.k… I’ll call him “Doctor”.. but if we are out and there is an emergency, I’d still prefer someone to call 911.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.12.2011
And a Merry Christmas to you too Mr Bond!
All the staff at the Mango wish everyone a Happy Christmas. Well, to be honest, most of them probably couldn’t give a rats about it. But ply them with a few drinks and I am sure they will.
See you all soon!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.12.2011
I will be in Paris on Boxing Day. Lucky me.
I’ll be in the hood on the 30th though… Looking forward to catching up with you scamps.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.12.2011
A Winter Residents Point of View – By Companyman
@ManUBlue.. it may have been a drink I choked on after hearing you were going to buy a round? Nah, it must have been the Kamagra.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.12.2011
Just an average week – Part 1- By ROLLN
ROLLN… allow me…. 2600 barfine? You cheap fucking bastard.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.12.2011
YP has proven that if you write enough begging letters, you may get lucky…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074442/Thai-airline-PC-Air-takes-skies-ladyboy-flight-attendants.html
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.12.2011
Hats off to you for respecting the ‘guy code’ of not hitting on your pals girl. The crew used to have a ‘protected’ list some years back. Not sure if it’s still relevant.
- I have a couple arse-kickings in the post to some people that hit on my girl AFTER they found out she is my g.f!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.12.2011
A Winter Residents Point of View – By Companyman
THE MAN -Have you been following me?!!
I don’t use Cialis. I just put a lolly stick in my condom as a splint.
If she’s a pig, then I Ruphie myself so I don’t remember it the next day.
*Tip… anyone who troffs the Kamagra gel.. they do a honey flavor (not that we buy them for the taste) which is absolutely vile!! Avoid it!!! I nearly gagged.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.12.2011
I am going to side with pmmp on this one. The man has freakish strength for someone of advanced years. Whilst the spinner maybe 40-50 kilos, to pmmp, she only weighs 30.
(she’s probably still an amputee though)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.12.2011
I turned up at an out door go-kart track in the UK only to be told I could not drive the 270cc karts until I had proved myself in the 125cc Karts.
I tried explaining that the 190mph Red Beast that I turned up in should be sufficient proof.
That didn’t work on the 17year old spotty faced work-experience oik.
I was then refused a drive after they caught me pouring Ether into the tank.
Hoofed out with no refund. Apparently the not so small print says I can be kicked off track if I intentionally cause damage to the equipment.I hope RCA is more relaxed about cheating and damage.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.12.2011
Indoor Karting? Sounds fun. I’d love to rip it up there, but have never been there when others are up for it. Only thing is, there are a few out there with serious wheels back home (ROLLN) and I fear they would get frustrated at the lack of power and be too competitive, thus going on a rampage afterwards if they didn’t win.
- or is that just me?
Anyone up for Karting? I am sure we could organize an event. Say, the beginning of Feb?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.12.2011
Good stuff.
YP and I had a list of things to do last month. We carefully planned it in the bar at Heathrow Airport. Needless to say, we didn’t do any of it.
Eating at 4am is fine. As long as you only woke up 6 hours before!
Don’t forget to check-out Terminal 21 Shopping Mall. It’s my fave place now. Probably because its so close and I am so lazy.
Didn’t see Lolitas on your list? Must have been a typo?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.12.2011
It’s the season to be jolly…….!
To the ‘Elderly Couple’ from Lancashire.Thank- you for the calendar you sent the Big Mango and for your kind words.
We were rather surprised that nice ‘mature’ people read the blog or would actually want to be in the same room as YP, let alone speak with him!Anyway – hope to see you on your next visit.
YP has informed me that he will pick up the bill for a meal and drinks at the Mango next time!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2011
Mr Carpet…. thanks – I clicked on that link only to be told the I.T Police have now registered my internet activity for accessing ‘Porn n stuff’.
- Back on topic… will you and Mrs. Carpet be joining us for Christmas Dinner?
If we don’t shift this Ostrich sized turkey, expect to see ‘Turkey Smooties’ on the menu pretty soon.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2011
- something that used to be a ‘mas’?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.12.2011
is ‘Belushi’ prison talk for meaning ‘gay’?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.12.2011
The Welsh… erm… I’ll give it a go. It’s not often I break out into a Tom Jones dialect, but it’s not unusual.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
We have toothpaste that YP left behind. I’d not want to use it though.As for DW IV will be on the 28th Jan (planned date at the moment)
I am getting some plans together. There will be lots of free booze involved in a private party.
There will be an unexpected guest joining us also! Details will follow later.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
It’s the season to be jolly…….!
Not only can we show the speech, we can also translate it into Thai, Swedish, American, Australian and if we’re drunk enough… Scottish.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
Ah… that’s what Eddie Murphy was referring to when (as the Nutty Professor) he starting singing nervously about! But I digress….Miami? Hmm… sounds like the place to be.
When are you organizing a party there? I’m in.
DW IV Party is coming in January don’t forget!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
“keep it moving”
- Is that like running from one crime scene to another. Changing hotels every two nights and using a false I.D?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.12.2011
Normal service is resumed.. finally.
Quick announcement folks….Big Mango Bar will be closed December 5th for His Majesties Birthday.
Happy Birthday!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.12.2011
nR – We’re waiting for your write-up on what you did in November…. Nana (Straps) and Pattaya (tramps)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
Ah… that’s why I was stood up for drinks that night….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.12.2011
Normal service is resumed.. finally.
‘Straps’ is one of the bars I stop at on my little ‘Nana Tours’.I was impressed by some girls giving it the big-un in my face the other week so dropped them 1k each as a tip. Another dancer complained that she didn’t get a tip, to which I responded “try smiling once in a while”.
I get the Coyote face when dancing… but if they were to smile instead, then there would be a more happy vibe on stage – like the one you can detect at Las Vegas gogo.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.12.2011
nR – The place is called STRAPS. The owner is a close friend of mine..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.11.2011
Just spoke with YP. We are thinking of a little get together for DW IV
Feb time…. Save those pennies.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.11.2011
Never mind the barfines and price of short/long times. What REALLY pisses me off is the ATM’s. Why is it all over the world, the machine returns your card before dispensing your cash, but here… oh no… the card is returned a few minutes later – assuming you’ve not already walked off down the road with your money ready to negotiate with a ladyboy or two.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.11.2011
nR,
Are you kidding me? No one likes a girl sporting a burst mattress in her pants.
The boy doesn’t need to use a razor.. one of the soi cats (LB’s) could lick that off his face.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
ROLLN, yeah, I had a few things planned, but we needed a smaller ‘group’ to do that. The smaller the group doing the shenanigans, = the bigger group available to bail us out of jail.
nuff said!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
Just got an SMS from YP saying that he just borrowed my razor as he needed to shave the bum fluff off his chin. Confused me a bit, as the only razor that is in my bathroom is the razor my girl uses to shave her box with.
Nice.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
YP is missing. Not answering his phone, bat sign or positive thoughts that we are sending.
One L.B too many?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.11.2011
We got the girls… we got the people… and we have the venue.I left SJW, YP and pmmp heading to Insomnia at 4am this morning.. Like a good little boy, I went to bed. Like bad little boys, they’re probably still walking the streets right now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2011
- yeah, sorry about that. We’re actually having a little trouble sourcing many food items at the moment due to the floods. Muffins are apparently a specialty item.Either that or the new cook doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.11.2011
Boys are back in town… still going.. just….
Update… Rolln in the house. YP a mess… Jonas still going.Not looking very fresh, but it’s Saturday – so we’re ready to go again!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.11.2011
Still going…. YP sent a message to Jonas saying he was hurting and needing some rest. Jonas was not impressed.
SJW in town soon – cool.
It’s now Friday afternoon. Time to get started me finks?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.11.2011
Now at the Mango…. Jonas, ‘Bruce’, YP….. ready to get amongst it….1st Nana tour to commence at 9pm….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.11.2011
Doc Bond’s Star Trek Party Pics Now Available…
http://www.bigmangobar.com/wp-content/images/albums/startrek2009/index.htmlNothing happened to them?
Stop by, I’ll show you how to use your computer. Have you tried using a Mac?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
@Rolln… Check in when you get here. We’ll assign drinking/partying duties as applicable!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
Sorry chaps…. we’ve been slacking… we kinda burned out. YP was sent to bed (alone) to sleep. pmmp was getting a little too pervy… so was sent home to bed (alone).. my girl gave it to me in the ear, so I was sent to bed. (unfortunately with her).
Wednesday night we are doing a little regroup in the Mango… a few gogo runs… nothing too heavy, but a chance to hook with each and all to exchange war stories.
Old and newcomers welcome of course.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
Yesterday morning I was greeted by YP and Jonas with a vodka and coke. I’d have preferred some cornflakes, but I didn’t want to complain. After all, there are millions of kids in Africa who don’t have vodka, so I should be grateful.
In the bar was couple of great guys here. They were just having a quiet drink as they had business to sort. When YP showed his face from upstairs, he was instantly recognized as the oik and we all had a few drinks. Sorry guys if we messed any of your plans up!
Now sitting in the bar licking my wounds… Debtstar just walked through the door looking for action!! What a guy!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2011
Still going/recovering…..
A little shout out to YP, NurseRon, Silverboi, THE MAN, WW, DebtStar, CAM, Snakewalk, The artist formally known as BBB, Big Tony and of course, our main man Ernie!
Cheers… maybe we should do it again in 2 weeks?
Anyone?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2011
ouch….. we’re hurting…… YP seems to be alive still…….. just.
It was a great night…. we have pics, but not sure what laws will be broken if I posted them. Will check with the team.
We still have some stragglers in the bar now.
Think we need another party soon.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2011
We did the rounds! Got some girls for tonight!
Come join us!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.11.2011
Right then kids, I am now on the way to the airport, picking up Young Penis, I mean Penfold on the way!
1st port of call will be the mango Round 6pm tomorrow – ready to start the seedy proceedings!
Don’t forget Saturday is the big one!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.11.2011
SJW…. there should be enough of us in da hood to get up to no good.Just send out the Bat Sign.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
“I thought watching the Cain-JDS and Rua-Hendu events with the boys would have made it an easy call.”
I guess the LB’s will have to watch it on their own.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
Dry as the desert? Are you being funny?
YP, just to let you know, we’ll be barfining some LB’s just for you. Once the bar fine is paid, we’ll tell them sod off home as the little oik who calles himself ‘youngun’ was too scared to dip his toes in the water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
The flood is not an issue for me. I’ve been walking on water for years.
So we have…. (coming in)
pmmp
DW
nR
Cam
The Lurcher
SJW ?
YP – cancelled (homo)
Rick Masters – Dec
ROLLN – Deciding after the weekend (sensible)Who else is joining us? Remember, Friday night we need to go and claim the girls for the Saturday par-taaay.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.10.2011
According to websites and news channels, Bangkok is like YP’s underpants – should be avoided at all costs.
If anyone can give us folk who are planning on coming in this week a little heads up on the lower Suk area, it’d be appreciated.
A few people have cancelled so far., to the amazement of Jonas who swims to work each day with a smile on his face.
Is it as bad as they say it is, or should people just harden the fuck up?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.10.2011
Good link Riodon. I sent that onto some pals of mine in the UK so they can see whats going on. They all came back with the same comment….“that reporter would get it”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.10.2011
- Isn’t that where ‘Splatter-box’ lives?Not looking good chaps. This weekend will probably be the decider if people are still going to venture in to BKK for the beginning of November.
pmmp and I are hardcore, so we’ll be there anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.10.2011
The government has declared a holiday 27 Oct – 1 Nov which is when they are expecting some extra flooding due to the high tides. Its unlikely the situation is going to improve in the next two weeks.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.10.2011
Is the water getting closer to Bangkok? (soi 4 = Bangkok)I have heard that many buildings have put sandbags outside to be ready.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.10.2011
Breaking the Doctors Cherry – by Tusk
40ish? Obviously you guys were not at the DW Birthday party earlier this year when I turned 36?- And don’t expect an invite to next years 37th!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.10.2011
“i like to do recreational legal drugs with my whores”
YP. Just take your Viagra pills before you go.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2011
“they’ll want to be putting towels down soon.”
- I’d say….IMMEDIATELY!
The reason I thought of this is because my very 1st time at Lolitas I sat on the kneeling pad thing dyson girl put on the seat whilst she was preparing herself.
Luckily for me they clean that kneel pad every few minutes with disinfectant very thoroughly.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.10.2011
Gents…. The weekend is here.. and so are some gogo dancers.2nd Floor is where its at!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.10.2011
Breaking the Doctors Cherry – by Tusk
back to the post….. This chair that you sat on. Did have a towl on it, or was it bare arse on leather/pvc? Being the 1st person you probably didn’t give it a 2nd thought, but when the November pack arrive in… erm.. November, we don’t want to be in contact with arse prints, regardless how nice your ball smell!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.10.2011
House? You mean kennel right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.10.2011
Or….. you could let your balls marinate in strawberry yoghurt over overnight and see what her reaction is.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.10.2011
Thanks Lurcher… can you tell me where to find such item? I sent my girl out with a pile of cash in search of a basic coffee machine and she came back with 2 pairs of jeans and an iPhone 6 or something. She said…”coffee machine, shop no haaab”She’s off to Lobinsons tomorrow. Hopefully that’ll not cost me too much and I’ll get my coffee machine.
My pal has been to Lollipop. Wasn’t too impressed. Can’t see business at Lolitas ‘drying up’ anytime soon.
I went there the other month but was scared off my the over-keen trog wanting to slurp my todge.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.10.2011
SJW – Bring bail money.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.10.2011
http://bjbarbangkok.com/index.htmlThink this might be the 1st port of call?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2011
YP – Thanks for fook all!
I’ll just have to use the “two items of hand luggage’ allowance we have in Biz Class then.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2011
nR – For $750 I’d want the thing to suck me off and clean my apartment.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2011
Funny you mention the coffee… as this morning I instructed my little wench to head out in the rain (with pics) and buy a coffee machine.
She returned empty handed – except for a new pair of shoes, saying she couldn’t the coffee maker.
I may have to buy one in the UK and have YP stuff it in his suitcase when he comes over in 3 weeks time.
Unless anyone can tell me where I can pick up a decent little coffee machine in Bangers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 2 – By SJW
Chaps – I am happy to pass on e-mail addresses to each other at your requests.
info@bigmangobar.comIf you post e-mail addresses here, they automatically go into moderation for obvious reasons. I’d advise against posting your personal details on here as there (it’s true) are people out there who will register you details with all sorts of pervy sites.
p.s… this isn’t a dating site, so love messages to each other will not be tolerated.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2011
TONIGHT!!!!! will see our new 2nd floor in action. Selected drinks (vodka/Gin/Rum/Whiskey etc) at 69bht each. Go-go girls will be up there having a bit of a boogie. If you’re around, come take a look.Apologies to the guys that came to the bar last night looking for some ‘action’ up there. Fridays and Saturday are the party nights!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 2 – By SJW
Chaps… there is going to be a few people in town in November…. I’ll knock a little post together in the next few days and organize some kind of ‘gathering’?Maybe in a soapie? (in the bar area that is – not the massage room)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2011
So where the hell is Akane then?
And what’s on the menu? Is it a standard deal? Go in, chuck some money at them and tell them not to talk with their mouths full?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2011
SJW – You’re not gonna believe this…. pmmp and I were waiting by the phone for your call. We procured a whole gaggle of girls who were wanting to threesomes.
They’d just turned away from the Eden club for being too slutty. Honest.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 1 – By Scampering Jack Wilshere
Hmm… I’ve never been to Akane. Is it in soi 4?From this write-up, I’ll give it a go. So you tip them and then go pay the tab. How much is the service without tip. Me being thrifty an all that..
I agree with you on Coyotes food. It’s actually what I imagine an old coyote to taste like.
Any plans to open a Hooters in Bangkok?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.10.2011
@ Pablo – Send me your C.V. or apply in person
@ RM – Why would you want a glory hole in toilets that are for both sexes?
You could be in one and YP could be in the other. Is that a risk you’re willing to take?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 1 – By Scampering Jack Wilshere
“don’t know what PMMPs life is like, so I can’t say what he was doing that was more fun than a free soapie at Caesar’s, but that’s what he was doing”- I do. And trust me on this… you don’t wanna know!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2011
Nice thought… but the wifi/internet connection is not too reliable.iPods thingy’s are much easier – plus customers are welcome to plug in their phones/mp3 players if they wanna get down and boogie to their fave tunes.
Besides, I’ve spent a long time compiling the playlists… better bloody use them!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2011
8-Ball….
We’ve made some changes downstairs also – with additional staff also and right now I am looking to install a new laptop for customer use. The old machines are a bit old and battered. We have a new music library as well on it’s way so hopefully it’ll liven up the 1st floor.
I’d still use the 1st floor for the sport and food. The second floor – well, we wouldn’t want you spilling sauce down your shirt as it’s a little dark up there.
Hope you like the changes.
As for the old staff… well, I have many tales I could tell you, but no good will come of it. Lets just say we have all new staff for a very good reason!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2011
Don’t worry spats. I am sure there will not be any L.B’s following you into the toilets and keeping you ‘busy; for 20 mins at the Mango.
No need to be nervous
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.10.2011
Toilet door’s read, Taco’s or Burritos. Which door do you take? by: ROLLN
o.k… where the fook is Tijuana? I’ve walked up and down soi 4 (both sides) and can’t find it anywhere.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2011
Mango Party 24th September – Fight Night!
Jonas has made some kind of weird Sweedish ‘Turkish Pepper’ Vodka.It’s dark red. It’s strong. It’s horrible.
- Enter a fight at the Mango (on the PS3). Loser has to down a shot.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.09.2011
I’ve been beating the hell out of the staff each night. Blood everywhere.
I feel confident enough to take on the toughest of challengers. Well almost.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.09.2011
Mother Penfold Part 4 – by YP (who else?)
Hang on… how did you know what the cleaning products looked like?If anything that was the giveaway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.09.2011
Snapped Up – Short Stories # 2 by Salty
DB – Who said it was Bangkok?The last time I chained a girl to my radiator in Bangkok, she made I right mess of my car.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2011
I once dragged a drunken screaming girl back into my bedroom after trying to claw her way free and promptly chained her to the radiator.
Three days later, she was still there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.09.2011
Putting up with shit – By John Obama
Or Monday or Tuesday.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.09.2011
Now back in the Mango… For the next 30 seconds…. All drinks are free!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.09.2011
8-Ball…
http://www.bigmangobar.com/category/blog/reader-submissions/
As stated, the name John Obama is used for those who dont have a blog username or want to remain anonymous. The name John Obama was introduced a long time ago when ssB was a young boy.
I had to insert this J.O for this post as Simon didn’t want his real name out there. I have to honor that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.09.2011
Isn’t that standard practice in Demonia or chateauwednesday?
(apparently
)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.09.2011
Party Pics from 3rd Year Anniversary – Part 2
Dimmer switch.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2011
Pic 28 (& 29) Bald guy in the middle. He sexy too much.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.09.2011
Party Pics from 3rd Year Anniversary – Part 1
Cam, yeah, we noticed the duplications. I am still learning when it comes to these computer thingies. Once we’ve selected the second batch of pictures, I’ll make it right.Now, I have to get back to taxi-driving, or whatever it is I do in the daytime.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2011
Thanks Daffy.
We have some more coming. Just have to get a few confirmations on customers having their pics published.
The Promo girls – which are obvious were a lovely trio. Pictures don’t do them justice.
The other girls.. who knows? Some were girlfriends of customers, some were customers! We often have Thai (and farang) girls come to the bar. Probably because there is not a hard-sell ‘buy me dink’ from the staff?
BIG THANKS to Silverboi for taking some excellent quality photographs. Very good indeed. I just want to see the pics he took after the party now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2011
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Breakfast is no joking matter.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2011
Having been a fan of the Black Swan breakfast for a while, the Queen Vic on Soi 23 has now taken the No.1 spot for feeding your fat face in the morning (4pm)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2011
Doc, wouldn’t it be more comfortable to do that in a hotel room?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.08.2011
Bluebeard,
My 911 isn’t that old
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2011
Thanks to all those who battled with the down-pour to make it to the Party last night. Not a bad turnout considering the rain.
A few more parties coming up in Sept and Oct (Halloween) and lets not forget the big one in November.
If anyone has any suggestions for a September theme… let us know!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2011
Omni Tower – Partying by The Notorious BMG
“If you want them to do a Suzie Wong lesbian show for you while you pee on them”- That reminds me, you owe me for the cleaning of my rug.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2011
ROLLN – use tape to cover the display on the unit! Go in another room out of sight of the AC unit and turn it down to something acceptable (in theory) to the urchins.
Or you could just set fire to their clothes?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2011
The aircon off (or temp not fixed to mega freeze) is a good tip. Keep adjusting your shirt also, so you look uncomfortably hot. The girls then insist that you remove items of clothing. And of course, you respond with – “ladies (sluts) first”.
With the aircon remote, I change the temp (whilst not pointing at the AC unit) to 19 or 20 incase they question the temp. – which is on 26!
I also find leaving playing cards for them to find is a great way to get them gambling with their clothes.
Other than that.. just tell the girls you are gonna give a girl some cash to dance in underwear… offer a thousand.. then get them to under-cut each other…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2011
pmmp is in training to get UP at 9pm.
Surprisingly, to us all, Spats gets pretty drunk, pretty quick and pretty easily.
- then he’s not pretty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2011
Steve,Yes, it’s the smart pills kicking in. Do you want some?
Some of you may remember that Jonas was barfined at the old Mango. I know where Jonas is now, but wonder where the other guy is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Thanks silverboi for sending the pics. Will pass them onto the Technology Department for publishing.I am more interested in the pics you took of the promo girls after the party though.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2011
Omni Tower – Partying by The Notorious BMG
Heads are coming together to sort out some kind of party in November. A post will be put out – asking you guys for any suggestions and input.It’s been a long time since there has been a lot of us together at the same time.. and there are some people that may want to come meet the cast.
Pencil in the 1st part of November. Details will follow in a month or so.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2011
Chaps… I am back in 3 weeks…… I feel a bit of session coming on. Anyone?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part Three – by ROLLN
I think YP’s next trip will be memorable. It’s already being planned in great detail.Well, so far I am picking him up at 4pm on the Thursday and we are driving to the Airport in London. The rest is still under discussion.
There will be a separate post coming out about YP’s return, as it seems there will be a few people returning to BKK at that time. A bit of a mad reunion if you like.
Details will follow when we have them……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Daffy, we said pics are coming… be patient. Silverboi is on vacation and has many things to doLets not forget that Silverboi is helping us out!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part Three – by ROLLN
“We get some beers and red bulls”Dude, I’ve never had beer and red bull. Nice?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.08.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part Two by ROLLN
@poodle….This just has to be the best comment I’ve ever seen on here. LB’s (mans cock) are not my thing. Having said that, at the age of 18 I said that alcohol was not my thing. I guess that once you’ve explored all avenues of sexual pleasures, you tend to push the envelope a little? I am not there yet and hope I never will be.
I often see a guy with an LB or two going into the ST hotel opposite the Mango. The LB’s are usually those glamorous types (not the Micky Rouke lookalikes) and I must say, I bet those guys had some serious fun.
But like I say, not for me. A nice cup of tea would be more than enough for me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.08.2011
I have to say, I hate those bastard carts on the pavement (sidewalk). All with the exception of the one outside my door that sells Ice Coffee. She can stay.I also think that the LB’s are harming soi 4. There are just too many aggressives there now. In Phuket a few months ago, I saw some tourists all giggling and wanting a photo taken with the LB’s. They were a tourist magnet!
Each time I walk past them on soi 4 (looking for YP) I often find myself telling them I am not interested in any of their services, in a non-polite manner.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Yeah Silverboi…… what the heeeeeeeeeeeeell?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.08.2011
Taking a little walk – By Daywalker
Apparently the Rioters all kicked off in Liverpool for the past week.- no one noticed anything different.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.08.2011
Las Vegas was deader than YP’s UK pants last week when I was there.
Mandarin is still good… but I think Spankys and a few others are probably more fun now. Sorry YP, but you’ve been out too long
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
ROLLN – have you submitted the remainder of your last story?
- I can’t see it in the inbox? Please send again!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
Doc – I shall be there to make sure Penfers carried out his bet. Although, that’s not saying much. After 10 months in the UK, YP would happily take one off the wrist from the Taxi driver at the airport.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
I wouldn’t mind hearing about what Washington Square was like ‘back in the day’.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Our ace photographer was last seen leaving the Mango (with camera) on way to meet 3 girls that he met the day before.He took a bunch of pics and all persons photographed we asked if they were happy with having their pic taken. If you see yourself on there and change your mind and that you’d rather not be on them, drop us a line.
Now, where is this bloody photographer
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.08.2011
WL reminded me of a Eastern European strip/drinking club. High end. Don’t muck about in there as you’ll get taken out the back and slapped around. I don’t think the Russians are as tolerant as the Thai’s. And why should they be?As for Lollipop… if they cut a hole in the mouth of the girl on the sign outside, I may of parted with my money. I got stuck with a horrid creature who I couldn’t get away from quick enough.
If I visit either place again, I’ll be taking a cab though. It’s frigging miles away. I almost started bleeding when I turned the corner of soi 4.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Thanks Adman. Sorry I missed you. There were many people to get round and didn’t get chance to say hello to everyone unfortunately.We have some pics to be posted soon….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.08.2011
Magazineguy… I’ll have a look around the bar before opening and ask the staff. Will let you know.
- Excellent turn out last night. Thanks to everyone who came out and showed support.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2011
They were installing a vomit bowl installed in my bathroom.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
@BD- Sorry, but I am well known for my love of all things French.
@r-a-d
- The BBQ is stored upstairs. It would mean carrying the bloody thing downstairs. Anything that involves working up a sweat is too much work for the Chef. And trust me, you never want to piss off a chef!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2011
Thankfully, I’ve never had my best bud sitting next to me fondling himself over Afghanistan.I have however, had YP sitting next to me as I urinated on the top deck of a bus driving through Piccadilly Circus if that’s any sort of comparison?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2011
Your mate got himself a boob job? Cool!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2011
Prof. Yep, the guy was a tad dumb. I felt as though he just didn’t believe what I was telling him. Once he’s heard it from someone else maybe the penny will drop?
I just wish there was a lady farang sex tourist here. Which are equally as dumb.
I am toying with starting a charity for ‘Bar owners without Yachts’. All donations greatly received.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2011
tfos…
As much as you are right, and we all see the scams, I was just after a list of the outrageous requests we all get so we can rely that back to our new visiting brethren.
I was scammed again today. Having a little walk around Nana with Spats, some bint persuaded us to enter into a gogo telling us of beautiful lady that would be inside.
She lied. They were fat biffers.
SCAM!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
pmmp,
Dude, believe me, you were scammed by that girl who scammed you into thinking she was a she
Or was that Snakewalk?
Another scam I was hit with yesterday… In that sea world place in Siam Paragon, I was presented with the Farang entrance fee of 900bht that was reduced to a 3rd of that upon presenting a business card showing a Thai business/address. Worked a charm.
You can get a Big Mango Biz card when you pop in for a drink
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Earlier tonight the chefs produced their 1st pizza for me to try. They are not huge, as we’ve not a huge pizza oven – but they’re pretty bloody good. I had a plain cheese and tomato for a tester.I’ll certainly get them to put some out for the party. Not sure how many though as I’ll probably stuff them all myself. Depending how they go down, will also try getting them on the menu.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
C’mon guys… help me out here!!…. I am starting to think I am the only one here that got taken for a ride!!Maybe that’s the hard truth.
- I did actually ‘lend’ the flower girl 2,000bht one time when she asked me. She said that her pal had been busted by the police and she wanted to help her out. Sounded kinda honest to me so gave her the money after she promised to pay me each day in installments of whatever she could afford.
She was true to her word. After a week when she’d given me around 1000 I let her off the rest out of sheer admiration that this young girl had kept her word.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
Thanks for that WW. Some people don’t know when they’re being scammed
- no I am not saying you were!
Many times I was being scammed and never knew it. It’s only now I look back I realize what a fool I was.
Talking earlier to a well seasoned chap… he knew of a girl that hit up a farang with “my Brother crashed my motorcy into my buffalo”. Thus a triple header.
1) Brothers injuries.
2) Motorcy repairs
3) New BuffaloNot sure if he paid?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2011
No turning back now! – By Salty
I’ve asked my bird how much her Sisters (Thai) Husband paid the family when they got married. The answer was 20k.You know what, I’ll happily pay more than double that to NOT marry her. But if everything in my world turned tits up and I got married, I told her that the 20k is all I would pay. After all, I would be looked upon as ‘one of the family’
@khunkunta.. are you dumping me?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.07.2011
Uncle Dave.. why do you name ‘Thailand’?
If I were a cynic (which I am) I’d be asking why anyone would get married regardless?
Saying that, my begging letters to Britney Spears should still be taken seriously should she ever get round to reading them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2011
She thought I was a dirt-bag? Cool… no need for small talk and we can get right down to the sinsot negotiations… hang on.. this aint right…
Anymore pics of her? Send them to the usual address…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.07.2011
Hey Doc, do you still have their number? That girl on the far left is showing those ‘DW, I want you’ eyes.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.07.2011
Tim,
I disagree, I know of a couple of Isaan locals who recently married. The ‘poor’ lad did indeed have to stump up some cash to the family.
As stated, I personally think the money would of been more useful to the happy couple.
- They could of bought a toaster with it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
It’s a culture thing, I get that. She gets that I get it.
For me, the money that I’d give to her family I feel would be better spent on us.
Especially as I am such a dirtbag, the marriage wouldn’t last longer than a month.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
I’ve often found myself putting my girlfriend in the struggling position of trying to justify the sinsot. Why on earth should I pay her family money for marrying their Daughter and ensuring that she’ll be taken care of? If anything, them mo’ fo’s should be paying me.
Until she is fully on board with that, marriage is not on the table. (like it ever was?)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
1st timer?! Oooooo…. we do like those!Send him along. We’ll take care of him!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.07.2011
Great idea… only we have to ‘chink’ glasses. Otherwise it’d just be rude!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.07.2011
Damn shame you can’t make this one Doc. Especially as we were planning a ‘Doc Bond drinks for free tonight’ theme.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.07.2011
soi 4, ladyboy staffing ratios and the new and improved Big Mango – by nurseRon
nurseRon…. thanks for the kind words about the Mango changes. All bars get a little tired and changes are in need. I am sure you can appreciate it’s not possible to please all the people all of the time – but we do listen to feedback and try to accommodate where possible.Having said that, I wouldn’t even let you on my ‘spare’ R1 if your bike riding skills are anything like your pool playing skills
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.07.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part One – by ROLLN
YP… c’mon now, do you not remember what we got upto in London the other weekShould be a good laugh in a few weeks time when we hit Soho again. I wonder if that fat bird will still be there?
Doc Bond gonna join us this time??!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.07.2011
I am thinking that ROLLN should start submitting a posts with photos?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2011
I hear that one of those creampies were the result of him farting.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.06.2011
You scumbag!
“I kind of like it when you’re digging out one chick and the other is just sitting next to the bed painting her nails”.
I had a similar thing, except the girl I was rooting was painting her nails.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2011
1st time in Thailand by snakewalk
Doc says “Brut 33 – dates it a bit”- 2 weeks ago then?!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2011
Getting away to Koh Chang by nurseRon
Oh yes, my good pal ssB doubled over in pain laughing at the flow of blood oozing from my leg. Not to mention my bike that was smashed to bits.I was going to write up the Monaco F1 trip report but couldn’t find the Thai connection. pmmp has his rules!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
nR
High speed motorcycle crashes are no laughing matter.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
I’ve been known to ride a bike or two in my past……
I’d rather shit in my own pants and sit in it, than ride a bike in Thailand. (Thailand for me being Sukhumvit)
It’s not that I’m not confident, it’s the others on the road. I’d feel like I have a target on my back and all the cars are out to hit me.
Saying that, I did have a high speed wreck when ssB and I rode to Monaco.
- Got into a speed wobble at break neck speeds. Not pretty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
1st time in Thailand by snakewalk
How many of the stories involve you falling asleep at a bar?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2011
Getting away to Koh Chang by nurseRon
Leave Soi 4? That’s just crazy talk.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2011
I wish your source was wrong.
There will be no alcohol between 6pm Saturday til 11.59 (12) pm Sunday.
Which would be a great opportunity to try out all those non-alcoholic cocktails you’ve always wanted to try in the past but never had an excuse?!
Maybe the Mango could do a special offer… ‘buy 15 coca-colas’ and get a free shot after midnight?
One thing is for sure, there will be a lot less girls getting barfined that rely on the booze to make themselves better looking!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.06.2011
Samet? Shit, I’ve still to see a Temple and floating market.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.06.2011
NR – It’s a 20 min drive in a Limo (1500) to DWHQ from Suwan… suvar. survana… the aiiport
Anymore than 30 mins and I’d have to relocate.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2011
So that’s a ‘no’ on the helicopter then.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2011
Thanks Poodle.
nR… what the hell is all this crazy talk of 7 hour bus-rides?
Shape up man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
This actually sounds like a place I want to go. It’s not like I spend much time in lower Suk anyway.
However, I need to see if they can pick me up in a helicopter on the roof of the Mango and land on the Island, as traveling on public transport for all those hours is a deal-breaker.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
Trying to be good – Pt2 – By Hunch
RDD,As somewhat of an expert wanker (so I’ve been called) I think I’d chose the 5 knuckle shuffle rather than a 40+yr old.
And before pmmp picks up on this, no, I’ve not wanked others off – therefor them calling me an expert wanker.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
“What’s the difference anyway, both share a love for cricket, Fosters and incest”.
- I think you are mixing us up with the Austrians.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2011
“I make a mental note: mid-forties, but nice boobs, looks quite cute in her tight traditional costume”
Mid 40′s?!?!?! That’s just sick.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2011
If some girl slapped me on the head, numerous times, then I’d of done the same.It was pretty brave thing for her to do as we’re now into low season.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2011
UFC 130 Preview by Young Penfold
Agreed, 3 year layoff didn’t do him any good. He did however annihilate Bruno soon after in 3 rounds. It’d of taken me 4
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
SJW
The other year, we had a Tysonathon at the Mango. All of Tysons fights including is his amateur fights. Totally awesome. Without gloves on – he’d of been killing people when twatting them!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
dogflye: interesting. The stages always seemed full to me. I’d be looking at some ass, then have a drink only to find the ass I was looking at has moved behind some more ass.- hang on.. what am I talking about. This isn’t really a problem is it?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
Come to think of it… whenever I’ve been in Rainbow, the stage has always been packed. Is that because all the girls want to work there or because none of the little wenches are getting barfined?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
Good turnout at the party. iPad won by a happy customer and the iPod went to a long term customer. Good time had by all. Lots of new faces turned up which we hope to see again soon. iParty 2 next?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
UFC 130 Preview by Young Penfold
So YP, tell me more about the ‘clown’ Mir….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.05.2011
“I’ll take the bald guy because my ball sack is presently shaved”
- Is there a slightly sweaty guy with a few days hair growth and some reminence of lipstick on him?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.05.2011
If I win, I’ll donate it to YP. Oh hang on, I am not allowed to enter.Sorry YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.05.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 3 by Young Penfold
YP and I are hooking up in a few weeks.After a cup of tea with Doc Bond, we’re gonna go mixing it up. Personally I like picking fights in Liverpool Street Station with all overpaid bankers and then onto Covent Garden to chat up some rich nobs girlfriend.
YP… maybe we need to do a ‘City in 12′?
- Book the day off son. Daddys coming to take you out for the day
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.05.2011
YP does have a webcam. But it’s better described as the ‘pan-cam’.
You don’t want to see it. Trust me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.05.2011
Now now chaps…
I think it’d be preferable for YP to open up a Paypal account rather than a Twatter account. We could then all contribute to his airfare to return. I for one don’t want to read about him wanking off in his open plan office during lunch hours. It’s bad enough when he does it whilst SKYPing me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.05.2011
Some dude came in the bar the other week wanting to buy Penfold a drink. Sadly, he was informed that the urchin was no longer in the hood
I will be stopping by his gaff in a few weeks to see him. I can relay the message that some guy wanted to buy him a drink, but not sure how to explain that some bint wants me to give him herpes? Do I have to get it off her first?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.05.2011
Ahem.. I hear that YP’s Mother is getting some money together to send him the fuck back.
WW… I was the 1st person to see him in the UK a few days after he arrived. Still suffering the days leading to his departure. What did you do to him?!?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.05.2011
Some funny shit right there….
“Head over to the sink, and the end of the tap looks like a crusty, scabby ghoneerhia infested bellend. Looks like Im going thirsty. What have I done to deserve this?”
- my 1st thought would be…. ‘ a lot.’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
Pre-Announce :: iParty on May 28th
YP,Bless you my child, for you are right. What can I say. Some are givers… and some are receivers. I have always been a giver.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
I don’t think I could charge for that
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
Hmm…. can I get away with just a shot of Tobasco then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
Incase you are wondering.. the bell ringing…. well, we don’t want the staff getting too drunk as we don’t have too many. (not more than 10) So, this will be limited to the Mango Nipple shot. These are the cheapest shots on sale. 40bht each.
As for the charity, something that is close to my heart – ‘Help for Heros’ is my 1st nomination, but I am told that one of our customers is involved with a local Childrens charity also, so if I get the details before the party then this charity will come 1st. If not, the second party!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
@ George,
Can I get an iPod Touch for 4,100bht also?
The items both together come to more than 20k. We will only recoup 20k and the remainder will come from my pocket. As will the 10k charity donation (if the bell is rung 10 times)
But like I said, if the party goes well and enough interest is shown then the iPad2 will appear at the iParty2.
Can’t be fairer than that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
@BD
Sorry, it’s the ‘Original’. The iPad2 prize will be at the iParty2
FYI.. It’s the iPad (original) 16gb wifi. Second prize is an iPod Touch 8gb.
Both new, in the box – fresh from Heathrow Airport 24 hours before the party.Still ironing out the details.. but basically it will involve the purchase of some nasty-ass shot. You will then be given a ticket/number.
Tickets will be pulled out of a hat between 10:30-11:30 and the winner will have 5 mins to collect their prize. (as they might be throwing up or smoking)
If after 5 mins the winner doesn’t claim their prize, another ticket will be drawn.
Tickets will be limited to cover the cost of the iPad/iPod only. There will be no profit making on this.
At this moment in time, the drinks (tickets) will be 200bht each. You can buy as many as you want. – but tickets will be limited to 100.
For those of you who have just done the math, yes, you could buy 100 and get the items cheaper than you could buy them in the store. However, you’ll only get a ticket in exchange for an empty shot glass that has been downed (not thrown)
Also, as we are in such a good mood these days… I will be donating 10k to charity if the bell is rung 10 times (drinks for the staff).
Come and join in the fun!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
nurseRon,
Glad you like the changes we made.
I’ll be in the hood next weekend for the iParty. Hope to see you there. 1st one is on me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
The Penthouse by The Notorious BMG
Is the drawing to scale?Why only one car in the picture. You say there is 2.
Nothing wrong with gay porn. – gay women that is.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.05.2011
UFC 129 Preview by Young Penfold
I think YP has taken enough battering around the ring don’t you?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2011
Straight to Pattaya/Party by The Notorious BMG
YP – That KENDAL Mint cake in your mouth.Not LONGMINT(.com) in your mouth
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2011
Did Spats make it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.04.2011
UFC 129 Preview by Young Penfold
Will it be re-played on Sunday evening at the Mango?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2011
DB is on the Wedding invite list and my ‘plus one’.However, it’s during daylight hours so I can’t go.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2011
All,
Please note that the Free WIFI is back up and running. It was down for a while due to the re-wiring.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
Better idea…
The winner gets a week in Oz. Second place gets 2 weeks.
Nice idea… there used to be a comments box in the bar, but someone left the comment saying there was a silly box where beer should be.
I have a sneaky feeling that box would be full of love notes to DW anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
AUK,
How long do I have to wait for that Mango sign we spoke about?
And please don’t tell me to be ‘patient’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
docsmith,
Totally understand what you are saying. I know people don’t want the hear the ‘be patient’, but in this instance it is applicable due to the Mango now being in the ‘Staff Recruitment Phase’.
Feedback was given that the bar wasn’t suited for TV/Sport watching and wasn’t smoker friendly, so that was addressed with the remodel.
The next step is to change out the staff to more ‘customer friendly’ girls. (which is underway)
So if anyone knows of some nice friendly Service girls looking for work, please let us know.
Finally… be a little bit more patient!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
@The Man
The fun only went because I asked people to stop making fun of you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2011
Straight to Pattaya/Party by The Notorious BMG
They have mirrors on the ceiling.. so I totally understand you being concerned about waking up and not liking what you seeGalaxy Suites have a Jacuzzi room – but it’s not big and you get bollocked for making too much noise. And when I say noise, I refer to pmmps ball bag slapping on some bints arse over and over……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2011
I had a similar experience in a Travel Lodge on the M6 with my girlfriend.
Similar in the way I checked out at 12pm
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.04.2011
Don’t know what you mean? TWINS is a nice place.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.04.2011
Brad… next time you are in the Mango, make yourself known to the ‘resident Pool player’. He should be able to point you in the right direction for some drinking buddies.
Also, if you are new in town…. it’d be good to hear about your experiences as a newbie. We were all there once, and it’s fun to hear about those times when we thought it was normal for women to have big hands and feet.
Have you been to TWINS yet? Soi 23
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.04.2011
nurseRon,
We kept the stain and got rid of YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.04.2011
Star Trek lives on!
You just have to venture upstairs. (to the crapper)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.04.2011
There is a bit of the ‘old Mango’ vibe to the place now.
Something that patrons of the old place will pick up on.
Great responses coming back from people. Glad everyone likes the changes
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.04.2011
Songkran Shutdown for Renovations
I hear that the Star Trek posters might take a beating in the re-furb?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.04.2011
Bangkok in a bottle, Cheers to you Dumb Ass by ROLLN
I tried the date rape drug once. It was crap. I couldn’t remember a thing.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.04.2011
Ha…. 1st order of the day is for a Marmite melt!What gets me is that the people who say they’d not eat this stuff have (most) probably had a lot worse in their mouths whilst in Bangkok.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.03.2011
The Man – it’s a SNACK!
But as we know that’ll not entice you through the door, we got in a couple new bartenders for you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.03.2011
I been with a few ‘non-whites’… In Nigeria we just called them ‘locals’.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.03.2011
UFC 128 Preview by Young Penfold
Lets face it… you take on anyone called Jones – you are gonna lose
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 2 by Young Penfold
@SBDOTKUYes. But only if you count the buddy and tranny as men.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.03.2011
YP – No clarification needed. Was just giving you another option for next time, – if you wanted to save time on your typing
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.03.2011
How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?
- Enough to kill two and a half men!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.03.2011
“Back row of Cascades. Pulled off a few trannies under the table”
- So you wanked some dudes off?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.03.2011
A guy walks into a bar… by Daywalker
Guy walks into a Lady Fella bar.Barman says…’Hallooooo Penfold’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
“Ron says:
March 10, 2011 at 6:21 pm@ Daywalker, we wear thongs”
I didn’t get to know him that well.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
I’ve been trying to coax Bruce out of hiding (or the closet) but no luck as of yet.
Without wanting to sound like YP, the guy was immaculately dressed and his shoes were shiniest a shoe could be.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
Hmmm…. as long as that pic doesn’t make me look short.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.03.2011
If I had the time, I’d of taken him to TWINS and let the urchins chew him off.
Next time.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Good job I didn’t mention it was breakfast in bed
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2011
Don’t listen to YP. I know his Mamma. She reminds me of Mrs Doubtfire, but nicer.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2011
Short, Sweet & Sleepless by ROLLN
The other day I was walking along the beach in Phuket with my wench looking for a bed to collapse in. We walked for what seems like miles as I did not want to sit next to any fat farang ladies/gents, or even worse… French people. After the wench (getting tired) pointed at yet another bed I said.. “no… fat people too close” the wench (getting pissed at me) shouted… “but they’re all fat here”I nearly wet myself.. it was soooooo loud and all the fatties got some exercise that day in the form of sitting up and looking where the abuser was!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2011
10 things I hate about Bangkok Part 8 by On Nutter
Now hang on a minute….Have you not seen the ’1000 things I hate about England’ list?
Africa was soooo last year. I much prefer my new postings in Dubai, Houston and Milan.
- but it’s still really really terrible
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.02.2011
so then… is like 80 things you hate about Bangkok now? Or is there just 10 things, but they constantly change?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.02.2011
It’s dark outside…. people are already turning up to watch this Rugby thing.Good crowd in so far…. Now, if someone could just explain the rules. And what’s with all those crash helmets and padding? Are they expecting trouble?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.02.2011
It’s not big and its not clever. Whoever it was that threw up all over my shirt and took a shit in my pants – please own up.Thanks to all those that turned out. I can’t name them, as I can’t remember much about it.
You’d of thought with me sparked out on the floor with the pan cleanly ripped off and hanging around my neck, people would not still try and take a dump?
I’m getting far too old for this shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.02.2011
Doc,
Toilets should be clear. The star trek poster is almost gone.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.02.2011
Cranberry Juice? What is it, your period?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2011
Cactus John’s Killing Fields by On Nutter
@The Man….Drag your arse down to the bar on the 4th…. Drinks on me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2011
The Man,
So what is it you’re saying?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.01.2011
Why is it when you’re at a bar and you have a plate of whatever, your friends all nick a chip/fry and even dip it in your ketchup – the girls get all angry and say you shouldn’t do that?!
It’s not like they’re licking your fork.
I just don’t get it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2011
Dying in Bangkok by Opaque Knight
Idea for a new film…. ‘Meet the Daywalkers’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.01.2011
@SJW
- Yeah, no one would of believed the Glock.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.01.2011
That reminds me. Can you please repair my closet light fixture that you busted.
- and hose down the closet door and replace the orange from the kitchen.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2011
pmmp – If I wake up dead one morning with a bleeding arse or bullet in my back – Tell my Mother I died in my sleep whilst doing voluntary work at an orphanage.
(all my money is hidden in a pavement crack in soi 4. – can’t remember which one)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2011
NR – cheers. I always assume that the AK’s have a live one in the tube!I saw the ‘boy’ the other day in Farangland.co.uk. He looked healthy which was a surprise and was excited about a date he’d arranged with a girl who didn’t have a cock.
Little bastard didn’t even ask her if she had a Sister for the DW.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.12.2010
We thought the sofas would be a good idea as sleeping on the pool tables were too uncomfy. – especially when people were playing.
I do remember finding YP passed out on the sofa. I woke the little rodent, gave him some water and sent him to my crib to sleep it off.
- he never did pay me for the water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.12.2010
Christmas Dinner at the Mango!
Can you mail Turkey sandwiches?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.12.2010
Open times…. The times are on that board that is nailed to the wall outside the bar.I’d prefer people not to spend a baht or two… much prefer 100′s and 1000′s
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.12.2010
UFC 124 Preview by Young Penfold
It’s on in 40 mins…. 10am….. Penfers and crew in the house already. (shadow boxing
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.12.2010
Best English Breakfast in the World? by On Nutter
Jiz…. this certainly aint like a prison chow line
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.12.2010
Do they do tea & toast?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.12.2010
- and well done by the way on winning the knitting contest.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2010
Doc, I tell ya what…. we’ll have another this time next year. And a Christmas party around July.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2010
Ten Pieces of Advice for Men Visiting Thailand for the First Time By Werewolf
First of all she said that her Mom needs an operation and could I help?- I replied that I’m no Doctor but I’d give it a go.
No sense of humor some people.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2010
The best one I heard recently was….
“my Mom have blood in head. Need operation. Please help me. I need 50,000bht (nice round number)…. I save 20,00 already, please can you give me 30,000?
- No.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2010
Economics 101, tipping bargirls and the power of a free market economy by Tusk
erm, am I spoiling it for the rest of you? No… just making the time better for me!The girls who I ‘spoil’ slightly always greet me like I am a superstar! Which for me, was well worth the original investment!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2010
Looks to me like they are offering certain little pills as rewards?!Snitch on a dealer and get his stash?!?!
I look forward to ‘snitch on a sexual predator’ campagn.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.11.2010
YP Diaries: 9-10-2010 to 12-10-2010 – Not Shagging ‘The Feeder’ Continues & Fuck All Else
YP… stay away from the Roofies… I tried them once.. crap….. I couldn’t remember a thing.Oh, thanks for the McCoys crisps and Marmite you left me behind the bar
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.11.2010
You write this, like there is something wrong with it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.10.2010
UFC 121 Preview by Young Penfold
“Brock has had bigger dinners than Cain”- How do you know how big Cains dinners are?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.10.2010
2010 FBT Thailand Open After Party This Sunday at 8pm
Who is going to be on the door on Sunday incase it all kicks off?Nigel around?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2010
YP Diaries: 2-10-2010 to 8-10-2010 – MUSE, The Shit Hits The Fan and Punching Thai Guys
Daffy,I also live in fear of YP’s Mother.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.10.2010
YP Diaries: 20-9-2010 to 24-9-2010 – Bathroom Mishap, Doctorly Duties & Gangster Films
I must admit also… that was some funny shit when pmmp and I had it on our toes.Scraping up leftovers at Lucky at 9am is never going to net you some stunners.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2010
YP Diaries: 2-10-2010 to 8-10-2010 – MUSE, The Shit Hits The Fan and Punching Thai Guys
Fave Alan Partridge quote “I’ve just been eating a moose” Classic.So Mother Penfold is coming for peace-talks eh? Is she going to return you to the mother-ship?
For a laugh…. tell your Mum that you have a surprise for her when she gets there. Then, get a L.B (obvious looking one) to meet her at the airport and shout “Hi Mum”
Go on… dare ya.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2010
Sukhumvit Spotlight Issue 3: All-you-can-eat Buffets for every day of the week by Spotlight Guy
Question for Mr.SJR,This Indian food, is the Chicken ‘breast’ or just any old bit of meat attached to various bones covered in skin?
I’ve been to a few Indian Restaurants down Suk and have been very disappointed on each occasion. I hope they make better suits than they do Curry.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2010
AUK,You can always pre-pay for drinks! The Gremlins told me that there was some heavy hitter in town chucking money all over the place. I assumed it was you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2010
Low season/High season – can one really tell? by WFTM
“What is with the police at the Asoke/Suk area. Got pulled over last night in the taxi.”- Just doing their job you dodgy looking mo’fo!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2010
Note to self…. don’t let your pal offer a piggy-back when he’s wearing flip-flops, as he may drop your ass in the murky water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.10.2010
Sukhumvit Spotlight Issue 3: All-you-can-eat Buffets for every day of the week by Spotlight Guy
The Mango does a deal every night on Tikka Massala.As much as you can eat for a shit load of money.
- well worth it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2010
I had a pig roast at Bacarra once. I don’t see her anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.09.2010
UFC 119 Preview by Young Penfold
Its on a little earlier than we thought….. it’s on now!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Was a good party… Many thanks to the people that turned up to give Nigel their best wishes.He looked worse for wear when he left, as did many people.
It’s not possible to put in words how much we appreciate what Nigel has done for us.
Best of luck Nigel, don’t be a stranger, you will always be part of the Mango Team
- Mango
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2010
The Cigarette Police by OpaqueKnight
Brother of DW flicked his ciggy butt on the floor after an hour of setting foot in this lovely place.Sure enough, he frog marched my Bro to the the kiosk and demanded 2000.
I handed them 500 each and told them I hoped their next shit was a hedgehog… with a smile on my face… they shook our hands and told us that there are ‘many lady Thailand’.
basts.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Maybe we could get a weekly update from Nigel telling us about his latest beating from a little Thai girl or the latest going rate for a LB on soi 5?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.09.2010
- should of put them on a motorci taxi to get them to the Pong…. that in itself is a memorable experience.Not quite so good when you’ve been on the viagra though….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Wow… That is a sexy picture of Nige…..Nice Jaw(s)..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.09.2010
Thank-You Eden Club by Daywalker
Trojan,Tell you what, drive me to the Eden……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.09.2010
from my experience….Bar fights Thailand 1 Florida 0
Caught Speeding Thailand 1 Florida 0
Big fat arses Thailand 0 Florida 1
Disney Characters Thailand 1 Florida 1
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2010
Thank-You Eden Club by Daywalker
Trojan,You have the Mango and the Eden on your list. Just don’t get them mixed up.
If you ask to have 12″ rubber cock up your arse in the Mango…well, you’ll just get referred to YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.09.2010
Soi Dog,
Why on earth would you want to wear a school uniform?
Lolitas…… Here is what I do.. (when alone).. I wear sunglasses and pretend to be texting on my phone when walking passed. That way I can walk slow, with my head down but my eyes are looking at the Dysons on the chairs outside. If I see one that I like, I’ll spring into action. If I am put off by the ugliness, then I carry on walking and texting.
What a wuss, I know.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.09.2010
Doc… Read again carefully… it was the 2 girls in the Eden club that I owed all the thanks to.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.09.2010
Doc… that’s exactly what I was meaning. Like I said, I was a good boy before!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.09.2010
“as for the name, it was a pretty common name”I think it was ‘Dave’ wasn’t it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2010
PRP…… exactly what is it PRP stands for?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.08.2010
A few weeks back, I was getting sucked off by some hog in Twins.. I can’t stand her so told her to fuck off. (I was being distracted by some other hogs and didn’t notice it was her lips on the old todger)
Anyway, dejected, she walked over to another member of our group and started tonguing him!!
Now, having been on a flight for 10 hours, dumped bag off at Mango HQ, then walk to Suk for a cab in the heat, I can’t say that it was the ‘freshest’ of smells down there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2010
For the record….. I just went up there and hugged.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2010
FRIDAY! FRIDAY FRIDAY! – PMMP’s Bday Bash
Popeye after hormone treatment?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2010
Well Spatts, if that were YP and I in Iron Bar, that would be about right, as all the girl in there were pretty fucking gorgeous.
Unlike the LB bars we went in.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2010
Pic on the left…. The vampire women out of Van Helsing? Wearing civilian clothes?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
Yuk. Clicked on the link. Looks like a scene from the film ‘Inception’ if YP were to be the one hosting the dream.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.08.2010
Funny you mention that… because we asked the lads in the bar about their facebook page. At 1st they thought I wanted them to sit on my face.. but YP got jealous and we had to give more details…. they didn’t know about a FB page?
I can’t say that I’ve ever looked for it either. – And never will.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2010
I feel another mission coming on…..
Maybe next time it’ll be a 3-man mission… fancy it??
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2010
Hangovers and Pretty Girls by Rick Masters
The tart in the picture has shoulders like RoboCop.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.08.2010
Part 3 of 3: Nights That Never End by ROLLN
I always crank up the air-con…. or even better, turn it off… .once they’re all dancing around and see you’re hot, they tell YOU to get your kit off. Of course, the reply is always… “ladies first”…. never fails.If the room is cold and there is a bunch of girls, you’ll always get some that search for a blanket and sit on the sofa…. once they’re on there and getting all cosy, they’re done for.
Get them in the party mood straight away… turn up the music and get them dancing. Always keep shot-glasses to hand also!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
Re- YP’s skiddies…. he’s young.If you look close at the shit-catchers on the table in the bar, I am sure there are skid-marks.
Personally, Commando is the way forward.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2010
Part 2 of 3: Bangkok and the Curfew by ROLLN
For those who don’t know.. ‘Dogs’ are the code used for ‘LadyBoys’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
- the 33k did include the taxi and the Big Mac.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2010
I have to say, Lucifers is full of gorgeous tarts. Next time I’ll be looking for a group of girls to party with. Just need to find a good party venue.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2010
Oops… forgot… we asked in i-Lon bar if Bird was there as we wanted to barfine her (on the list).. we were told that she wasn’t working that night. – read in to that what you will!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.08.2010
Part 1 of 3: Anticipation and Frustrations by ROLLN
Naomi Campbell? I’d rather shit in my pants and sit in it that give her the time of day.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.08.2010
I personally want to hear more about the Vegas haunts and after-parties.
I agree with Dr.Bond. I can’t remember shit when I get cunted. I have to rely on YouTube.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun
The report is coming….. trust me… it aint easy piecing it all together. For starters YP can’t remember what day we went… let alone what bars he was naked in. It’s all typed up in draft, I just need to add some pics and delete anything that will get us arrested.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.08.2010
o.k… ir’s 04:30….. I just left Nana Liquid and I cant stop thinking about this subject…..
I’d ask ChelseaBlue if it’d be considered gay to even talk to a Lima Brava… but since he married one, I think his answer would be slightly bias.I am STILL writing all this shit up… looking over it, some of it seems quite boring. But, it’s what went on so it’ll stay in the post.
One thing for the audience though… should one (a dude that is) shave his nether region? Or is that just gay? Please let me now your thoughts… as I may need to change my narrative……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.08.2010
I am at Mango HQ at the moment typing like a demon…. trying to make sense of it all.
There will be the mention of LB’s. YP did convince me that LB’s… deep down are human after all. I did wield an ashtray incase.. but all in all… it wasn’t as scary as I thought.
I still refuse to have someones dick in my arse though… or vice-versa
By the way… how do you refer to them? Do you say “would you fellas like a drink”? or “would you girls like a drink”?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.08.2010
Sorry people, had to put the write-up on hold as a visit to TWINS was in order.In tow with us was…. well, lets call him Bruce, who’d never been.
The usual things occur there…. I was pounced upon by the horrid ear-licker. I told her to fook off. The Heckler told her to fook off, and the girl who I usually get seen to by her told her to fook off. She would not leave me alone.
Eventually, she trotted over to Bruce and started snogging him. Fresh from sucking my stinking purple-headed throbbing warrior. – nice.
I was so pissed off at her I check-binned the hell out of there.
Will I ever learn?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun
YP is on his way to the bar now………I think we may have a “soi 8 in 30mins”… as we were so busy taking care of the ‘list’ that we never got to take care of ourselves.
Nuts the size of footballs.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
Gents,
You’re all a bunch of sick bastards.
We left for Pattaya around 2pm…. and arrived back at in Bangkok this morning at 6am,
We managed to get through a lot of the list. We couldn’t do it all, as there wasn’t enough time.. (and I am not gay)
A write up will come later. YP has gone home to sleep.
The post will include…. LB’s, wearing underwear in the street, break dancing, suds, naked, arse eating and a big mac.
My phone died around 10pm, so I was unable to keep track of everything (i was keeping notes on it)
Back soon…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
How much (realistically) should we offer a scumbag for his motorcycle?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2010
Sorry chaps, but I will pull rank on YP if he starts getting doing his LB shit.
Some good suggestions there.
Its Pattaya in 12, so we should be there after lunch and back to the Mango HQ for closing. Which is probably a good thing.
We will be sending TWEETS maybe.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.07.2010
Just Another Sukhumvit Tale by pmmp
pmmp…. if you don’t like hearing your name called out when we pass Twins, might I suggest you don’t walk past Screw Boys with YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2010
Had I not of dragged him out of there, I am sure he’d of stayed ‘all night long’
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2010
YP….. I didn’t have to unplug the vomit from the sink. The glasses and plates managed to capture all the little bits of carrot, protein shakes and sperm that came from your insides.I put them on the draining board, ready for you to clean on your next visit.
- Horrid child.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2010
Lionel does now!!I do feel ashamed of myself each time leave the place with dribbles of sperm running down my leg.
I suffered it, just so that Lionel could get his end away. What a good person I am
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.07.2010
Speaking of messy shits… who was it that dumped in my crib? (in the bog) I think it was Penfold. Some serious stench.- It’s all coming back to me now….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.07.2010
KB…. You are quite correct. We didn’t score… and if we did, I’d not think too highly of the girl (or in YP’s case an LB) that’d smooch up to us anyway. Not in that state.
Coming in October? Personally, I don’t think there is a bad time to go. Unless they’re rioting of course.
Will be hitting Pattaya next week in 12… will hopefully notch up some scores.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.07.2010
CB… I’ve not yet ventured into LB’s… so I am still way behind you.
When are you allowed to come back? Surely you are over your gf dumping you by now?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.07.2010
YP Picture Diaries – Puke Massage
You are all gay.I am sure this is a wind up…. No.s 2,3,6,13,16,18,19,25 & 29 are all dudes. Surely?
I’d drink the piss of No.8
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2010
New Mango Bar 2nd Anniversary Party Pics
NT,Red are no good. They’ll clash with your lipstick
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
Lets face it… YP can enjoy himself on his own in a cubicle in the mens changing room at the gym/swimming pool.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
New Mango Bar 2nd Anniversary Party Pics
Your camera is crap. It makes me look short.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
New Mango 2nd Anniversary Bash This Saturday
Good turnout so far…..Many thanks to those who joined us in the celebrations…..
Werewolf, The MAN. Penfold, BBB, F1 Steve, Bubba, Crazy Sweedes, Fender, Dom and many others… sorry, can’t think of all the names right now.
Girls are doing us proud. Working their asses off. Big tips for them tonight.
Big thanks to my Partners… non of which would of been possible without these guys.
Drink anyone?…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.07.2010
Man-Hacks for Bangkok Living by Rick Masters
My EX-girl has now gone from wanting to die, to now wanting me to die.I wish she’d make her mind up.
Time to get back to whoremongering.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.07.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report Part 5 by The Lurcher
YP….I do recall someone in the next cubicle giving instructions to the poor Dyson. Something about bending and contorting legs in painful positions.
The weird perv had his size 9′s poking out of the curtain which just begged me to stand on as I walked by.
- hope that didn’t hurt your feet by the way
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.04.2010
Making the most of 3 nights… by WFTM
Louis XIII….. ahhh… so much better than Louis XII
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.04.2010
WFTM…. I go to Twins for the peaceful environment in which to chat over a nice cigar.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.04.2010
It was a pleasant surprise seeing you come through the door. My last night was supposed to be a recovery night, having partied out with the Heckler for the past week. Hopefully he has fully recovered by now.
Pity we never had time for a Twins visit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.04.2010
nurseRon, I am not sure if the UK divorce laws are as severe as the U.S laws, but any law that lets the bitch have anything she is not entitled to sucks.I once hoofed out my girlfriend after a few years of misery (why do we do that?) and as we were not married she was entitled to fooook all. She said “you’ve left me in the gutter”. Which I responded… “no, I just returned you”
Women… can’t live with them… and can’t cut them up into little pieces and put them in the blender.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2010
Here is one to think about…….
You date some Thai brass… send her cash see her half a dozen times a year and split up after a few years. Add up the cost.
Your pal gets married, set up home, get a dog and nice little Volkswagen. You split up after a few years. Add up the cost.
1) Which person has spent the most?
2) Which person had the least amount of sex?
3) Which person has to continue paying out the bird he is no longer with?I intend to give money to as many Thai girls as I can afford to. Love them all!
NT, so… about your girl….. should I pay you direct?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2010
YP.. that reminds me… didn’t you borrow some money off me?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.03.2010
Nana Disco Reopens as Nana Liquid
Ah… Nana Disco*….. takes me back to being slightly drunk and with only a few hours to go before I had to head to the plane with pmmp in my ear saying… “ooh.. check out the c.w over there… dude, she’s your spec.”* can use also…. Spice, Spicey, Boss, Lucky Pub and of course.. The Big Mango!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.03.2010
Bada Bing GoGo in Patpong by pmmp
Burgerman……Just bring your wallet
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
@ChelseaBlue. Dad, you are so hurtful. You also Uncle pmmp.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
Are there any Museum reviews coming up anytime soon? I do tire of this pervy stuff
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
Sukhumvit Head Skewers by pmmp
Being the perfect height to blend in at a midget convention, I don’t have these problems. However, I find I do have watch out for umbrella tips trying to gouge my eyes out on the foot paths.Not sure if this happens outside of soi 4 though?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.02.2010
Don’t know what the problem is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2010
The Closest Thai Immigration Bureau to Soi 4 by pmmp
Leopard print pants and Porsches do have one thing in common.
- you can usually find an arsehole in both.You really have the hang of this writing lark. Looking forward to your Dunkin Donut review.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2010
The Closest Mexican to Soi 4 by pmmp
I had a P990. It was crap. Had to give it away in the end to a guy that isn’t too bright when it comes to quality gadgets.As this place isn’t quite in my ‘safe-zone’… do they deliver to soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
Women in the 60′s sent in by On Nutter
And yet there is no mention of Roofies or Sisters. (hers, not his)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report by The Lurcher
The Man – “From now on when I want a massage it will be with 38 kilo sweetheart that just wants to fuck and suck”.Put me down for one of them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
Having only ever been to one massage parlor (and having a massage) in Bangkok, I was most disappointed. Can’t say I care for a massage anymore than I like those little toilet attendants trying to massage me when I take a pee.
Am I missing out on something?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
Incidentally, whats the score with the massage parlors next to the Mango?
I’ve seen a few cracking little girls there. But the last thing I need is to fall in love with more bloody girls.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
“safety pants”!! don’t you just hate them!!!
I know a guy who wears boxer with holes in them. Apparently they are ‘comfortable’.
Commando is the way forward.
- Until you have a fart that gets a little meaty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
Those beauties in Twins are as pure as the driven snow
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
pmmp… I think the girls from Twins may of had a night off to revise for their Uni Exams. I always try to help out by giving them money to spend on text books.
You should all follow suit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
I used to find one of the Cowboy gogo’s used to load up my bin whilst I was being a naughty boy in the corner.
I give that place a wide birth now.
- I find ‘twins’ much better value
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
If you pay upfront, would that be pre-pay for play? pp4p or pp2p?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.02.2010
Superbowl…. that’s rugby with loads of body armor and crash helmets right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.02.2010
Young Penfold’s 2010 New Year’s Resolutions
“Give more than you receive”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.02.2010
Party underway…. heaving… many gorgeous girls.Good turnout. If everyone is having half the fun I am, then they should be ashamed of themselves.
Thanks to all those that turned up. There were people that couldn’t be here due to other commitments, but we had a drink on your behalf.
It’s still early……… I am gonna hurt tomorrow.
Enjoy…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
I have a problem with my Mac…. so if you could take a look at it……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
So you are IT nerds then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
UFC 107 Preview by Young Penfold
@YP…I’d put my ‘Stare-downs’ on par with BBB’s fists
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.12.2009
UFC is for nancy boys. I’ll be more impressed if they were to get pissed and stuff their faces with a Doner kebab… then kick off.
Punching someone when they are on the floor bleeding is a poor show. Unless they’re French of course.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.12.2009
Oh! That’s where it is! by Monkey Kreme
If I were on ‘Who wants to be a millionaire” and was asked a question on imbibing man fluids, then YP is the person that I’d call.I have a good pal who had sexual relations in my bed (I was in another room) for a good 7-8 mins… After, the girl freaked out that the condom was wedged up her love box. This was after they trashed my room like a thieving scouser in search of the offending item.
Calculating that it could only be 4″ up her twat, we got her to do a handstand in the shower room and all had a poke around.
We found it eventually.
Had they found one of the many used condoms that were often left scattered around my crib after a party, she’d not have known it was up there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.12.2009
Some Ramblings From My Last Visit by Doctor Bond
‘apparently’ the hair wax that YP uses looks similar to Philadelphia cheese. I wonder if he’s ever left it laying around on a certain bar at anytime… and a little rascal topped it up with the cheesy spread?Not that I’d ever do that and send him an anonymous e-mail with a picture attached
He’s just lucky the wax didn’t look like sperm.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.11.2009
THE MAN…. I agree.Bloody peasants.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2009
DocBond Stag Party this Saturday
Don’t forget to put out the balloons
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
Flying In The Front – Not Yet by WFTM
You flew with S.Q?I used to fly with B.A but he kept bitching about getting on that damn plane.
(fuck that one kills me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
What is this “cattle class” you speak of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An’ Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
@Daffy,Stop calling her. Let her go man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2009
When I split up with my ex, the same old e-mails followed…”hope you die, I fucked your friends, I want to die, you play with my heart, I’ll kill you”.. blah blah blah…
After a month I stopped sending them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2009
DB… you’ll understand why I don’t offer my congrats.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2009
Coyotee’s T.J. Hawley Died of Asphyxiation; Go-Go Closed Permanently
Excellent stuff. I assume there is a free beer at the Mango with Ghosts name on it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
“everyone on this board should see a mental dr.”- Personally, I think they should see a ‘sane’ Dr.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2009
pmmp… you fail to mention that pill you keep slipping in my drink when we are out together. The one that makes me sleep well but gives me a sore arse as a side effect.
Roophies or something?
THE MAN. I’ve had those hot flushes also… walk it off man.
Alternatively, you could use a condom with a lolly stick in it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.10.2009
YP, I do recall you doing your stretches in anticipation of bumping uglies with a dumpy little (huge) pug faced brass in Pattaya the other week. It was daytime. People were watching.Wrong… so wrong.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.10.2009
Ladies and Light Night this Saturday
Free booze to the lower Suk street walkers…Be sure to check BBB doesn’t sneak in with a wig and mini-skirt.
- again.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2009
Are Thai people cool? by Jeezo
“to work out here and live with my fiancée for a year before getting married- highly recommended, by the way.”- but we don’t know your fiancée?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2009
Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
You guys should grow up
Comment posted by Cuntwalker at 29.08.2009
LMW… Yes.. having to keep a place in 2 (actually 3) Countries can be a pain. Did you know that leaving a Ferrari sitting in the garage for months at a time does it no good at all?! Good thing is, my bikes have very little mileage on them!
But you are right, it is an expense that is not really needed.
For me it was a case of what’s more important.. the shit in the carpark or the fun in the Nana carpark?!
Spending time away from BKK certainly does give you a better appreciation I think. Which is why the good Doctor and I always get excited before we arrive.. even though we know what to expect.
Although, for some of us (DB) Thailand doesn’t have enough ladies to offer us?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
I worked it out that with my current rate of spending on booze, drugs and hookers.. I can retire at the age of 127.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
1 Way to ‘Achieve the Dream’, Relocate to Thailand & Train for a New Career
Good info…Personally, I find it safer to stay in my job in the real world and party in Thailand for 5-6 months per year.. at full speed.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
Reception Party Thing Reminder
@IPhuketCan’t miss her.. she is the one with dark skin, black hair and one syllable name.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2009
ssB got married?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2009
I love this one….My girl had a dream that I humped another girl. When she woke she was in a bad mood with me!!!
It was great.. she never once called to check up on me all day. The girls at Lolitas could go about their business without being disturbed.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.08.2009
Bangkok Turning Off Pattaya’s Lights at 3 a.m. for 10 Days
ssb… you wannabe startin somethin?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2009
‘Ari’? Where on soi 4 is that?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.08.2009
10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
“bedding down hotties who actually can read and write there own language”What the heeeeell? What are you doing with them in bed that requires them to read and write?
Apart from writing ones initials on the bedsheets after poking a pinky up the dirt box.
Along with your finger, you can shove your G-Clubs up your ass.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.08.2009
Good turn out last night and the Masala was excellent.Just spicy enough so I now have to dab my arse with a wet sponge as opposed to blasting it with the bumgun.
Compliments to the Chef.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2009
Spatts…
Who is ‘Cliff Richard’?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.07.2009
Fender… the persons sitting next to me on the plane will not be close enough to smell my fartz
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
** SAUCE I meant… bloody predictive / autochange your text into something else.
PMMP and ssB helped make it also.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
BBB… don’t worry, I’ve prepared a ‘special’ source for your curry.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
JD… nothing.. I fly in and out every other month.
Just seemed like a goof excuse to get some cheep beer and curry to the masses.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
pmmp….. Whipped? I’ll understand alright.
However, UCW should just tell his missus that he is escorting you to the ‘clinic’. You are expecting bad results so need a friend there so you can cry on his shoulders.
- It worked for me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
Beer and Curry… just what I need before a 11 hour flight.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
July 4th Party Pics and No-Booze Days
“DW That was a thousand years ago, I don’t remember”No.. that was YOUR b’day
But I’ll show you some pics of the DW party when I see you next.
And don’t worry, there is always ‘DWII’…. coming soon
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
THE MAN….
You never saw the DW party pictures did you?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
Elephants, 30k a month & more on the Scams!
I’m with YP on this…You could earn a million baht a month… it still wouldn’t be enough.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
Soapie crawl, Skymacking, and more scams!
Fender…SideSaladBob… glad you had a little warmup/practice party.11th July… get ready…..
The Daywalker is in town.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
@YPI borrowed them after PMMP. Fuggin things. I burnt my nuts with them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.07.2009
AUK,Get yourself on a train, plane or automobile. I’ll pick up the tab.
- just till you get out of France that is
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2009
Straight Ball’N by Canadian Boy
I Phucket….“after I attend the party at the BMG on the 4th. ”
Party at the Mango on the 4th? Are you not attending the 1 year anniversary party on the 11th? I hear it’s going to be a biggie!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.06.2009
PMMP.. we can go soon. Whilst you are there, you can pick up a ‘dose’.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2009
Sandman… Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll bear that in mind when they submit their expense claims to me when I’m drunk.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2009
CB… Business Class?! What’s that like? Is that the one that I walk through to get to 1st Class?
You struggle to pick up a girl (LB) outside Nana… let alone anyones ‘tab’.
Don’t worry son, I’ll take good care of you. I know Bangkok can be a scary place for you kids
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2009
www.airline-network.co.uk
I am flying some pals out for the 1 yr party from Heathrow.
Stop over in Mumbai for 1.5 hours….. £375 each!The company is Jet Air?
China Airlines have been empty recently also. They have even started to cancel flights 4 days before departure.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2009
@PG Try ‘Googling’ it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2009
I looked into bringing over my R1′s.- Silly money to import. The tax was the purchase price equivalent.
Just not worth it.A tricked out 250 D-Tracker is worth a punt I think. Riding a proper bike in Bangers… foooook that.
YP… you are such a Chav!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2009
The Slums Are So Quaint by The Cowboy Kid
Confusio…My Thai gf tips the cabs also. But I might add I ONLY tip them for good service.
Sometimes they’ll turn up the AC for me, sometimes they’ll automatically put the meter on. One more than one occasion I have been given a bag to vomit in. (note that was going to vomit regardless.. it wasn’t a pass-time)
I don’t mind giving a tip to someone who is pleasant and polite. Same as Prufrock, I’ll not dish out a tip to a grumpy dwarf service girl at a go-go.
Do a good job and you’ll get a tip. With salaries being so low, it doesn’t hurt to give them an incentive to do better.
Next you’ll be shouting at me for giving the soi 4 shoe-shine girl a 1000 bht note for rescuing my beloved Nike Air Max 90′s from the dead.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2009
Taxi drivers… Grrrrr…
A few weeks ago, my Monkey and I headed over to Silom to try the Chicken Tikka Masala at the Duke of Wellington (shameless plug
A few taxi’s at the end of soi 4 refused to take us, fair enough, but then one excepted the challenge. When we approached Silom road, the little oik pulled over and said that there was too much traffic.
- which their wasn’t. We had to get out and flag down another taxi.The meter was reading 59bht which the monkey handed over with a load of Thai verbal abuse. The guy even asked for a tip?!
It kills me every time, as I always give these guys a generous tip.
- has he of taken us to where we wanted to go, I am sure he’d have been able to knock off work an hour earlier with the tip he would have got.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season ’09 in Photos
careful CB… don’t wanna get banned now do ya?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.06.2009
YP… I guess you’ll be wanting some Mango underpants also?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
Are they machine washable or dry-clean only?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season ’09 in Photos
UCW… good idea. However, might I suggest you practice 1st at the Mango. A whole bunch of people go there and spend as much cash as possible? Sounds like an excellent plan.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
“It’s disocunt heaven in Pattaya right now. Come one down and take advantage of it”.
DISOCUNT = is that a typo error or is that a word for dizzy (cheap) hookers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
R-a-d…Well…. I was going to wear my shirt a ‘roasting’.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
ssB…
whatever… I’ll take a couple in ‘L’ please.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
Big Dave wants to know if they do XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
I can post T-shirts to UK people when I return to the UK if that helps?
ssB… yeah…. lose the naff phrase (sorry JD) and maybe even turn them into Polo Shirts so people can wear them for occassions other than decorating?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
“heart”?? What is this word you speak of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
JDH…Why would you want ssB’s first name on your T-Shirt?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
ssB…
Careful… you don’t want to end up on my ‘to do’ list.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Not wanting to boost the comments on this thread but have considered Marmite on toast with a nice cup of tea?yum yum….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I’ll need a couple. One in Monkey size so that my little wench stops stealing my shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I dunno Doc.. all that comes at a price. Handing over 40%+ of my hard earned salary every year was enough to say goodbye to my UK life.The life was good… Ferrari… bikes… riverside properties..etc…
But paying for all those spongers just isn’t quite worth it.
I love Thailand me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I just wash my dick in the morning and then I’m good for the rest of the day.Pru…. Next time you are in the Mango.. ask someone for the book that bought for you. It’s in a cupboard. One of the team will get it for you.
(what a nice guy I am!)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2009
Banglamung’s Pattaya Circus #3: When Pigs Attack
Excellent write-up.I guess YP will be putting his name down for a shot on the poles.
- it’s an LB bar right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2009
Last year my Brother got caught putting his ciggy out in Suk 4. The cozzer marched him to the kiosk to show him the laminated piece of law in English.2k was the fine, but I simply offered the two gents a crisp pink note each and said lets not worry about the paperwork.
They then turned into my best pals and informed us that we should go to Nana where there are “many sexy lady”.
Bless them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.06.2009
ssB… My Monkey wants to know if you have any lasagna left?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.06.2009
Had ssB called me I would have ran down there and gone all Chuck Norris on them.Actually, I sent the kids to rob you to pay for the dinner that you left me with the bill for.
My pal was in Spain with his wife… having a little walk in the town.. little scroats grabbed his missus bag and did a runner with my pal giving chase. The bag changed hands many times with other ‘team members’ but my pal still chased the original kid.
When he caught him and tried to drag him to the nearest cop, the kid dropped his shorts and shit catchers and started screaming!
My friend then had to a runner in fear of locals thinking he was a kiddie-fiddler.
The little shits.
I told my pal that he should of smashed the kids shit in… that’ll teach him.
TIP: always carry a glass ashtray.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2009
My pal Big Dave can bang the hottest of the hottest girls. Coyote dancers to hi-so snobs. And soon after meeting them. Doesn’t spend much on them either… sometimes he has been known to get a mobile phone or a watch after sex.His only outlay was a balaclava and a knife.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2009
CB…I must admit that I do love France. The roads are excellent as are the service stations and rest stops.
Every motorcyclist we passed waved (stuck their leg out).
However… I’d happily take an ice-cream scoop to the eyes of the little frog git who installed all those speed cameras.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.06.2009
If we get a syndicate together and buy out Bernie Ecclestone then maybe we could control the F1 calendar?
Put me in for $10. I am still trying to pay off the toll-road charges and the speeding fines from Monaco.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.06.2009
I like to leave a pair of shit stained pants in my bag. If they are gonna give me shit.. then I am gonna give them shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.06.2009
“Daywalker forgot to tell me that Norwich is the training ground for UK customs”
Like I ‘forgot’.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2009
Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
Bet they’ve never been to a Star Trek party.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.05.2009
Totally disgusting and outrageous.
- Do you have her number?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
Regardless of how nice any of us are.. I’m sure we all have a price?- Some higher than others… but a price non the less.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
Air-miles
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
YP would do it for Air-Miles
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
Bibbles… not at all…Before I go out, the little hairy one does make a point of emptying all my fluids to the point where sex is not thought about for at least 15 mins.
If anything, I am the lazy one. I often just go to sleep wearing a condom with a lolly-stick shoved in it and tell her to carry on without me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
Canadianboy… 10,000 bht? Serious? Or did you miss a couple of zeros off the end?You need to read some of my posts! May give you a better understanding of me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
- I hope that wasn’t your best shirt. And please, less chest.. the buttons are there for a reason.You’ll find the video feed in the toilet. I call it the PanCam.
- Although I got YP to install it, and he put it in the Urinal.Nice laptop also.. although you should have gone for the Apple
Ahhh…. Apple……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
“What are the rules with Arab/Middle Eastern dudes at soapies? Dont think I’ve ever seen one there.”Shit… I knew you like Uni girls, Long Mint and the odd street crawler.. but having an Arab Dude give you a soapie is tooooo much.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
DB… (double-dip)…. Skype
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
DB… Doesn’t matter where in the world I am…. trust me.. I see everything.
I see you also.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Bubba….
Well… my monkey laid out a few rules of her own. She said she doesn’t want me to get ‘boring her’, so if I want to go and have a massage or one off the wrist, then that is fine. As that’s what blokes do. She did ask me not to collect phone numbers and bring them home to the bed we share. Fair enough.
I am not a total arse, so I wouldn’t do it in her face anyway.
The relationship is still going strong.
Back in the Mango in a few weeks time to answer questions
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Not so long ago.. I over heard a conversation in ‘pigeon’ English. It was hard to identify many of the words, but both parties seemed to understand each other.
I can’t say I get too upset by it. After all, it was my choice to visit Liverpool.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
FYI… Katechon isn’t me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.05.2009
14 months to the Big Mango 2nd year anniversary – Should be able to attend that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.05.2009
WW…. since when has my g.f been using your computer?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2009
“face slapping”…. that’s just sick.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2009
British Women caught smuggling drugs in Laos…
DB – Yeah…could do that. Or lock her in the boot of your car?We still shoot her though right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
In a UK shitey Tabloid paper today…..
“Her mother, Jane Orobator, a student at Trinity College Dublin, said: “I’m just appealing to the British Government, to the Laos authorities, to just please release her. ”
- WHAT??? Release her?!! Fuck.. shoot the Mother too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
If they shoot her now, they could kill two birds with one stone.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
Did someone mention the French getting beat?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
Goodwife…I didn’t think you Mexicans were allowed to travel at the moment… what with all that flu?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
British Women caught smuggling drugs in Laos…
Dumb cow. It’s idiots like this that get caught that are pushing the prices up.Shoot her now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
I just bought one of them Ricky Hatton toasters.It’s shit though, won’t even do 2 rounds.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
YP (aka BBB)I stand corrected. You did once buy a round of drinks.
Would I rather pay for drinks or a girlfriend? Well, I am happy to pay my girl so she doesn’t have to work and can sit around on her fat lazy arse all day.
What I don’t do, is try to convince myself and others that she is whiter than the uni blouse that I tell everyone she wears.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
What about the 3 guys that already beat him?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
It’s ‘rare’ that BBB pays for anything.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Q Bar? Is that in soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
ssB wasn’t startin… was just saying what the Hatton fans will say. Personally I’m not a Hatton fan. He’s more a bruiser than a boxer. Shame… it looked so one sided.Who could Hatton fight next? Hmm… BBB might be up for it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Team Hatton could argue that 2 defeats in the whole career does not mean the only option is to retire. Hatton must have ‘something’ to get where he did. Whether its worth the effort to get back there? Who knows. But I think they’ll put this down to the trainer. Blame him. Sack him, whatever. The Hatton fans will say that the trainer lost him his fight. And what I saw, well, he does have a lot to answer for!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
“The victor’s trainer Freddy Roach: “Every time Ricky throws a punch he cocks it and leaves himself wide open: we worked on that in the gym – and it worked beautiful tonight”
- You’d have thought Hattons corner would have worked on that also?
Poor little Ginga.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Eddie..o.k.. I’ll hold my hands up. There is no ‘official’ contract. It was a spoof. We did joke that she is not to steal my t-shirts or fill my fridge with smelly food, but a joke was as far as it got. I’m not a complete pig.
I was never a customer of my chosen monkey. I accept that she has a history, but that’s no different to having a history myself. And if anything, I think she’d be more shocked at my past.
For me, it’s all about the fun. As long as you are both laughing (preferably at the same time) then all the other shit doesn’t matter.
I also bear in mind that when I’ve been in relationships in the past, I always thought that was as good as it gets, until it finished and another came along. Which was better. So whilst I am enjoying the relationship now, if it does go tits up, then I know somewhere down the line I’ll find another girl and have yet more fun.
There is as they say…. “plenty more rats in the sewer”
After 4 years, I still feel like a kid in a candy shop!
-Isn’t that just great!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
I think Hatton will be sacking his trainer after this fight?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
YP… is that a ‘scouser’ theme?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2009
Bubba.. The beef thing… on her part, she says her family don’t eat beef. I didn’t delve too far into that, as I didn’t want to talk about her family. Personally I am happy about it because if I (or anyone else at the dinner table) have any dish other that beef, then the greedy cow helps herself.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2009
Watching a program National Geographic last night about Gorillas. It told how these creatures wake up about 6am.. eat until 9…have a nap…eat some more around 3… have another little nap…. 5am have a little roll around and play… then sense that nightfall is coming and have a big feed before sleeping again.
I could have sworn I’d seen this behavior before?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2009
Hanuman…
According to the ‘missus’… what’s mine is hers and what’s hers is hers.
Yeah that was us. I’ve had to change tacts now… ssB, pmmp, monkey and I were out having dinner at the Duke (great food there
Is there such a thing as beef fries?
We were all being ‘mean’ apparently?
As for Mephisto… I encourage all negative keyboard warriors to approach me and tell me their thoughts… PLEASE!
DocBond does have a gold pass.. although it has clocked up a few points on it now, so will have to take it easy for a while.
And thanks for the 80+ comments.. they have been useful to me as I am learning new stuff everyday. I don’t claim to know everything about relationships with Thai girls (or any girl?) so the tips have been great. But mainly.. I just wanted to have a little chuckle with others.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2009
Like it.
I did make my self laugh the other week… she got up really early one day.. around 4pm and ran a bath with all kinds of smelly oils and shit. Bubbles everywhere. Anyway, before I let her get in the bath, I hoofed her out of the bathroom to take a shit.
After I was fully emptied… well… I’m not too good with the bumgun, so I dived in her and relaxed.
20 mins later, the Monkey damn near kicks the door in wondering if I’ve fallen down the crapper. She wasn’t too pleased when she found me in the bath with all the soap suds strategically covering my shriveled nuts.
“You steal my baat. You jai dum” she shrieked at me.
- No sense of humor some people.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
I’d rather she ate my fries than the weird huge bug thing she likes to troff. And why she insists on giving everything a coat of Thermite is beyond me?
Surely that must kill all the taste?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
THE MAN… you are right. At the end of the day, I am giving it a shot. If it goes tits-up then what the hell. If she fucks around, then that’s pay-back for me fucking around in the past.
psi 100 got it right. He takes care of his missus… and she takes care of everything. My girl is starting to learn that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
Doc, at your age, you have to get up 3 times a night to take a piss anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
bibbles..
You are right. I guess I was thinking about her freshly cleaned teeth.
I shouldn’t be so thoughtful!Being a constant entertainer is a burden. I tried giving her some cash and told her to go shopping so that I could have some ‘alone-time’ with everyone in the bar. She refused and said she wanted me to go with her so that I could see what she bought. (in other words, I can carry shit)
I once gave the ex-Farang girlfriend (scouser) the nod to go out shopping.
The bitch bought a BMW Compact.She thought it was hilarious.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
b.t.w… my little monkey refers to herself as a monkey. She tried on my sunglasses which fell off, much to her disappointment.
Quote… “if I not monkey face, sunglass not fall off”.
Then a conversation followed about some form of costly surgery.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Milo… nah… it’ll never catch on.
Unless she is the one with the money?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
LtD,
Good points. To go further into my current situation with my little lovely….
It was her that told me she wants to do something when I am not there. She is worried that she’ll just get dark and fat sitting with the family in the village all the time. She wants to learn English so that we can talk more and has an interest in cooking (as well as eating) so I figured that could keep her busy.
I agree with the introducing her to all my pals and pmmp. I have done. And I also told her that if a Farang sees her out and she is up to no good, then they’ll tell me. If that happens, there will be no discussion, no excuses, she is out the door. Funnily enough, I introduced ‘Goodlife’ to her the other week. We hung out for a little while before GL went in search of something to play with.
Around 5am I received an SMS saying he thinks my girl is in Spice club! I then turned to my girl.. woke her up and asked if she was in Spice Club as my mate is now looking at her. She didn’t find it funny, or worth waking her up for.However, it made her realise that there are eyes everywhere and if she does play away, then she’ll get caught. At least in the close vicinity anyway!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
She’s the one with dark skin, dark hair and slitty eyes.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Mart… Believe me, I’ve had better.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
pmmp… I’ll make sure the Todger Surgery is forbidden. After all, I’ve enough to worry about when I am not there. The last thing I need is the thought of you sniffing round her/him too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
pmmp…. are you saying my Girlfriend is Mickey Rouke?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
YP:… That’s what I pay my cleaner. Do you need to supplement your income in anyway?
And I do believe she knows all the swearwords in English… German….Italian….French…. Swedish…etc…
She must have gone to an International School at some point?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Again…pmmp you are ever so helpful. The gym is already a done deal.
However, ideally I’d like to encourage her to improve her English in a controlled environment. And maybe any other learning she wants to do?
I wouldn’t leave a pet dog in the company of YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Yeah… a Noodle shop. Not a cart. Was thinking of calling it the ‘Big Noodle Bar’.
On a serious note. For the time that I spend away from her (I work a month and then have a month off) I have to figure out how to keep her busy. Otherwise.. she’ll turn into a fat couch potato. She has expressed a desire to go to school (not Uni) to learn English.. and maybe learn how to cook?
Anyone got any suggestions where I can find out about this?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
I did tell her that if we are still together in 5 years I’d buy her a Noodle shop?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
On certain occasions when I’ve given her some notes, she has declined and said she still has money from the last lot I gave her!
I immediately thought she is just playing the long game here.. but hey, that’s fine by me. She even haggles with my DVD supplier for the odd 20bht discount.
But this is all good stuff from you lot. My posting on “It’s over” shall certainly be an emotional piece from me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Superior attitude over others? I was just referring to all the people that I know have been down the route I am going down. If anything, I should know better?!
As for the cash I drop her… well, it’s hard to put a figure on it. Just like it’s hard to say how much I spend over the bar or out
partying. Every few days I chuck her some cash. I don’t keep a record.Can’t say that I ‘wanted’ a serious girlfriend. It’s just this one feels ‘different’ from the other girls I hang out with. We actually have a good laugh. Will it end in tears and will I get hurt? Of course. But as I am expecting this to all go tits-up then hopefully my pain will be limited to just spending a pile of cash. – I can live with that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Doc…
Everyone in Guess Bar was watching. Did you not hear the cheer when you changed ends at half-time?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Doc…
FYI – The name was Micky.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
@Jeezo
Ha! Yep.. been caught out ogling at other women. Not seen the nose picking (yet) but the pimples… ha… yeah.. caught her doing that in a window reflection. Tempting as it was to push her face through the window in disgust, I just made a ‘yuuuuch’ sound like a little girl.
Another thing I thought of is when they inspect your finger nails and then go to 7/11, buy some nail clippers (with my money of course) and then proceed to clip away until blood is oozing out.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Funny you say that Penfers… as I do recall having to ‘pay-off’ a hideous circus freak of yours some moons ago in my crib ! Remember?.. The one that wanted 10 large off you for a blowie?!
Best forgotten about me finks
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Wow.. positive stuff. Any a few points I failed to get into my agreement.
NR & THEMAN, you maybe right. It may just work. I should try and think a bit more positive. I guess hanging with pmmp too long has taken it’s toll?
Saying that.. pmmp does give me good advice. The last gem he gave me was “forget your flight in 2 hours… there are some crack whores over there who want to party”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Accosted by a Spinner by Arthur
I am!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.01.2009
sidesaladBob…. “kind of like short people” ??
You’ve gone too far now.
Be afraid…. be VERY afraid. (said in a scary voice)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.01.2009
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
I eat breakfast in BKK. If breakfast is a large packet of Salt & Vinegar crisps (Villa Market 200bht) at 6pm when I wake up?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.01.2009
Making Plans – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Going to hit Pattaya in a few days.. need a jacuzzi room.My secretary is going to sort out the hotel. Banglamung’s tip is the fave at the moment. Although pricey, still a better deal than the Penthouse.
Oh.. here is a tip to Penthouse Management (as I am sure they read this).. in addittion to removing all kiddie-porn.. please put some bloody signs up so the room are easier to find. You may think the corridors stink of cat piss, but when the Daywalker has to ‘go’ and can’t find his room in a hurry……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.12.2008
I’d just like to say that I have nothing against Germans. The krauts that I know are a good bunch.
Especially when comparing them to the French
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
erm.. just the regular ‘China Airlines’….
Don’t get me wrong, sitting upstairs in the ‘bubble’ is always a hoot. it’s just that I had to turn right when I got on the plane and was sat next to a drooling idiot who kept gobbing off how great Pattaya is. As he’d been there twice before he obviously knew everything.
One good thing about sitting near the shitters though, it look the blame for the stenchy farts I kept ripping off out if boredom.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
YP:
I arrived here yesterday. I was on ‘standby’ on EVA Air.. but they can’t fit me on one of their planes for another week. Seeing that I’d already paid for a 1st class seat months ago, you’d think they’d at least offer to kick 4 peasants off a row of seats and offer them to me?
Anyway, out of desperation I walked over to the Chinky Airlines desk and asked them what delights they had to offer me. They had a plane leaving in 2 hours.. ecomony seat only…. 1400 Euros. Nice.
The plane ride was an ordeal. I don’t recommend it.
I had to spend last night trying to drink the memory from my mind.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) by mbkknowsp4p
- India.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
I’m sooooooooooowwy
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
Well fuck me sideways. BBK knows everything about everything.
What the hell is all this ‘off the RESERVATION’ shit he always harps on about? That is getting to be more boring that the poker references.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
Newbie comes to visit Daywalker in the Motherland
- Update from Bro…Been to the Doc and has been put on anti-biotics.
His wife is also on the medication, but hers being administered in her dinner. (crushed up without her knowing)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.11.2008
“what business do these turds have in BKK”?C’mon… I know you are young.. but you’re not that daft!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2008
Newbie comes to visit Daywalker in the Motherland
pmmp… it’s my Birthday. We did all that stuff on your B’day.40? Cheeky bast. How is it you’ve been turning 40 for the last 8 years?
However, now you’ve planted the seed in YP’s head, I’m sure he’ll want his ex-con LB’s joining him at the Mango.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
My next record of events will be of my Birthday celebrations at the end of Jan. Snakeboy and Penfold have signed up already for the drinkathon. ChelseaBlue has threatened to make an appearance also.
- If only there was somewhere I could have the party? Somewhere that I could stick ’50 large’ behind the bar for the ‘crew’ to drink?
I’ll have to think about that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
It certainly wasn’t ‘Dream’… as I’d have it also
There was only one ‘unprotected’ encounter. It was in Pattaya.
All girls in Bangkok are as pure as the driven snow.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
- ‘teabagging’… in it’s olde English form of making me a cup of tea. (Earl Grey) Yes, Smitty is my tea boy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
The Mango girls are like my Sisters…. so that would be incest!
Doing and std ridden troll in Pattaya soi 6 is one thing, but incest is too far!
The only person I paid for ‘sexual relations’ with from the BM Bar was Smitty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
Fish… don’t listen to SidesaladBOB. When he 1st heard that comment, he nearly choked on the tube of Pringles he was stuffing down his neck.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
Wombat..
My Parents are up for it. It is apparent that I bring shame upon the family.
- Black Sheep.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
BBB…
Yes, you did buy a round. You even shelled out for a drink for my Brothers Dyson in Afterskool. – Which consisted of a Tequila shot AND a coke.
He thanks you for that, because at that stage I didn’t trust him to have his own money.
- still don’t.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
When Getting Laid is All That Matters by Werewolf
yr: “not venturing out of Soi 4″Why would anyone want to do that? I personally find it hard to leave the building in Soi 4… let alone the Soi itself?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.10.2008
Is WW an English teacher?
Just wondering where he gets all this time to write this stuff. Especially when he is always out enjoying himself more than we could ever do.
Hats off.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.10.2008
WW: Was elephant boy pissed at you for not buying food for his elephant? Or because you were buying it and eating it yourself?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2008
Getting an HIV test in Sukhumvit
I recommend you all get checked out. That AIDS aint nice. I was in bed for nearly 2 weeks shaking that off.Couple of ibuprofen got rid of it in the end. But then, I’m a double hard bastard.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.09.2008
10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 6 by On Nutter
Re.- ‘THE LANDMARK LEPER’The other little fucker ‘slug-boy’ who drags himself around near Suk soi 11… I’ve recently seen him on a skateboard.
No longer will I be tempted to chuck him a few coins now that the little slug is showing off with his ‘extreme sports’ antics.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.09.2008
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Bubba…Hopefully one of the CW’s will compliment my new bedsheets with a bed. – as I don’t have one of those either!
I didn’t know what marmite smells of until I heard you fart
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
Not sure about ‘vegemite’… but I read in the FHM magazine that eating marmite makes your sperm taste nasty. Not being one for eating my own sperm or indeed others, I wouldn’t know.
Just thought I’d let you know incase anyone was planning a night out with YP?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
“And for what it’s worth, I rather like the French.”
hmmm…. it’s worth about as much as one of your promises to get a round in.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
In the words of Chris Rock…..(not quite word for word though)
“All you can eat” offers around the world pretty much mean the same.
However, in America, it reads as ‘Eat as much as you can”.
I am the first to hold my hand up and state those Americans sure do know their food. They don’t know how to hold a knife and fork at the same time but then that would only slow down the shovelling.
But more importantly, have we all got ahead of ourselves? We shouldn’t be taking cheap shots and each other. Not when those French Bastards are still breathing.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Bubba…..
I have bed sheets?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
sidesaladBOB
I noticed you didn’t state that you would consult Suk Psycho for direction on making your eagerly awaited post ‘boring’.
What am I saying? As if you need help on that one?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Time out fellas…. let’s all have a beer in the well known English pub (Duke) owned by some Americans?
They are currently doing a special deal… Drink as much as you can… for a shit load of cash.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Of course… in England, we just call it ‘breakfast’.
- pointless entry I know. I just wanted to knock BBK off 15th place on the list of posts most commented on.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Jools mega-feed-your-fat-fuckin-face breakfast is huge and I’ve never finished it. Don’t know how much it costs, but I got change from a thousand.
I was pleasantly surprised my the Mango McMUFFin. I’ve only had it once, but then, that was the only day I was up early. Usually breakfast consists of a JD & Coke and some Salt & Vinegar crisps. And as the Villa Market is out of suck crisps, JD & Coke with as many refills as my wallet will allow.
Enough of the American bashing. If we are gonna ‘bash’.. let’s pick on Australia. Or better still, just bash WW
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
hmmm… Marmite on toast and a nice cuppa.
yum yum
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
As much as the Lehman swipe made me giggle… I just know the ssB is boiling now and will most certainly have a little additional ingredient inserted into my next Mango Burger.
But worst of all… he has the keys to my apartment, so there is also the worry of where he is gonna taking a dump after he fills his belly with all this KK stuff.
I love you ssB xxx
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
LS….. hang on.. I’ve read about this negotiating stuff…
erm… I’ll start at 500bht…. reeeeeally long time?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
Is your surname Lehman?
Sorry, I prefer ‘fresh’ bread.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
“I know they will be 2 days old but we are going to use them for burger buns so no drama.”
nice.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
sidesaladBob.
That picture looks like it was taken in YP’s kitchen just after he whacked off.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
How To Marry The Scag-Monkey Girlie-Man Of Your Dreams by Pants Elk
Gonna need a bigger bell.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.09.2008
It’s true. YP is not driving. Not until they develop a ‘hands-free kit’ for wanking yourself silly.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.09.2008
“I think it’s a sad day when you have to tell your mates to comment on your blog piece”
- Too true Pants. You loser.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.09.2008
Just read it again and again. Bored now. Not funny anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.09.2008
Some funny shit right there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.09.2008
The pre-weekly – lightning round!
Doc…. you loved it when I left my skiddies in your room
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2008
Apologies to pmmp for leaving my underwear in his room in Pataya….
Daywalker in da house……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) by mbkknowsp4p
DDVIEW,Forgert the letters….. just turn up with some baht.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Mango Game Show – Part 2 – Is she a he? by pmmp
Bast. My representatives (Oh and Nid) were going be there just to let BBB buy me (them) a drink.So mean. They’ll be most upset. I hope all others there will take pity on them and buy them a few tequillas each?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
If ever there is a doubt… then there is no doubt.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
I would like to point out that I didn’t know where to find the ladyboys. So I set up camp outsoide pmmp’s condo and grabbed them on the way out.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Tagged your it – Part 2 by Young Penfold
- Jimmy.. Hope you didn’t wake your Ma’?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Can someone tell me where soi 4 is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2008
I agree with Phil.
Who the fuck does YP think he is by taking the time to type out all this shit, just to make us all laugh and shake our heads at the computer. Bast.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2008
Very good Mak Mak.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
Mango Game Show – Part 1 by pmmp
“trip with me to Lolita’s where we both get blowies and split the remaining 18,000″- Please tell me you are talking of getting blown by a Lolitas girl and not just using Lolitas as a venue to pleasure each other?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
“I am beginning to think that the UK is not such a bad place to be at the moment”
How’s that UK tax system going at the moment?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
I’m stuck in the desert. Doh.
However, I nominate Nid and Oh to represent the DW when BBB is chucking his money around.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
Pants.. Will BBB be covering travel expenses?
The G2 is on the airstrip waiting.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
WW: Please respect the hiarachy. Know your place… Act accordingly.
Now.. which one of you is a ‘she’?
I have my camera ready.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
pmmp: can I start with your ‘ex’?
As for expired Smirnoff Black… nah. leave that for the customers.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
P.E… that’s the last time I let you barfine me.
Y.P was right. You are mean.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
- what kind of salary can I expect?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
“Is she a he” – Daywalker….
oh dear… gone too far now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
Tagged your it – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Honoured I am to get a mention,
On a post about YP’s anal retention.
Glad Pants was left in the Dark.
As his bites not as bad as his bark,
Now he’ sulking because he got no attention
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
Could have been worse.. it could have been your Mum screaming “Baby! I miss you so much. Everytime I think about you I get wet think about you eat my pussy”
Welcome to YP’s world.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
PE sounds jealous?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
I heard that ‘Big Mango’ is the pet name you gave your ring-piece?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
- He wasn’t selling his arse in the window.. that’s just the label he has dangling out of his arse crack. I say ‘label’, it’s really a tampon he uses to soak up the blood and sperm.
No, if you looked through the window, you’d have seen him getting blown by the Indian guy. YP has to have his fun too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
“Penfold, how the hell do you earn a living in BKK? serious question”
- It’s not just Thai hookers that sell their arse in Bangkok.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
Visit To An Issan Bar Girl Factory by Pants Elk
Can I apply for a retirement visa when I reach my mid 30′s?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
CLICK HERE if you are under 50.
- not so fast Pants…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
No…. the Mango Party MISSED ME…. you are nothing without me
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
Goodwife: Don’t diss my wife man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
Yeah.. that’s the last time I invite you round.
Back on topic (for Smitty
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
Yeah? Come and take a look at my pillow case then
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
AUK. Don’t apologise or let Smitty bully you. Next you’ll be buying him books and paying his girls barfines. This will then lead to his little ‘gang’ shagging birds in your apartment and wiping their septic members on your pillow cases.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
You tell them cunts Penfold.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
‘Whore and Piss’?!?!! – Starring YP?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
Alien V’s Smitty
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Smitty: Yes, we would like our own ‘Hollywoodshire’, but then those fags from S.F might want to come over too.
So you can keep the lot of them
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Could this be an idea for a new film….
‘Alien V’s miserable monkey-faced little gimp girls’
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
ISO 9002 is now obsolete and incorporated into ISO 9001:2000
They must be certified as they manage to produce the same miserable monkey-faced little gimp girls that are found in the beer bars of Pattaya over and over again
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Is it true that one of the units contacted the factory asking to be re-deployed as they found BBK too boring?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Do they have a setting that reduces their use of toilet roll?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Away from Pay-for-Play by Werewolf
Poor you. Try spending a month at a time in the desert!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 16.06.2008
Yesman….Also note that even though the taxi drivers know that the clubs shut, they’ll tell you it’s open – just to get the fare.
And there was me thinking Taxi Drivers were 100% trustworthy….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 08.06.2008
The late night thing is a shame, as the ‘crew’ always end up using my crib for ‘after hours’ and empty my fridge on a daily basis.
If only I had access to a bar late at night…….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 07.06.2008
Maybe you could check on the Mango Naughy Night-life website?
http://www.wickedtraveler.com/
Comment posted by Day Walker at 06.06.2008
Johnny C… I was just having a little joke. It was more of a shameless plug for the Duke pub.It seems to me that all posts get a ‘bashing’ from all of us.
These really should be taken light-heartedly…
I’m sure we are all nice people, just having a little fun.
Apart from DocBond… he’s a real meanie.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 04.06.2008
Doc…
If you are gonna buy peoples booze, could you at least offer to buy it in the Duke or Mango Bar?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
Hey Doc….et all….
How much does it suck knowing the Mango is now open (even without kitchen) and we are not there.
Sucks to be us.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
Rick:
It’s all true…. you can really taste it after you’ve eaten everything on the menu with a bunch of heavy drinkers.
Try this 3 or 4 times a week. After a few months, if you still can’t taste the ‘richness’ then I’ll pay for a portion of chips.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
BKK is an equilizer… if we are fully loaded or don’t have a pot to piss in… we can all get the same hot chicks.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
YP: you are not alone.
However, you have to feel sorry for a guy that pays $100USD for a bottle of wine, ‘in his world’. After all, the vinegar we put on the chips in the Duke tastes better than that.
And as for the “I’ve turned down NYC strippers”…. are we to be impressed? Maybe they were just after a glass of $100 wine?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 5 by On Nutter
I wish ‘Pig Dog’ would eat ‘Midget Pig Tart’ at the entrance to the Plaza.Monkey faced little gimp.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.04.2008
Book for the idiot eh?Was this book dedicated to Miss Sukarn and John S(ukarn?) by chance?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.04.2008
Is it like playing russian roulette? by werewolf
Which is the one that a couple of Extra Strong Nurofen gets rid of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.04.2008
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
Careful Pants…. if you pull this lot off, next you’ll be growing dreads and losing your fake sunglasses.There is, and only can be, one Smitty!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 14.04.2008
“So I guess every Thai lady is a money grubbing whore completely incapable of wanting a relationship with someone for anything other then money.”- That has nothing to do with them being Thai.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.02.2008
yesman…. the reason I find this hard to believe, is because I am working on a Oil & Gas Installation right now in the middle of a desert. I’d have sex right now with a camel if I could catch the little swines.
‘Above paying for sex’.?!!! Dear oh dear…. I can’t comment on that, as Admin will surely delete my post!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2008
@yesman
Your mates spent 5 months on an oil rig and showed no interest in banging a bar girl?
- I don’t fooooookin think so!
Unless they are gay.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) by mbkknowsp4p
Wikipedia –“Smith is the most common family name in the United Kingdom”
Smittys love for the UK is over-whelming. He even opened an ENGLISH pub?!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.02.2008
“faithful”? Interesting word. Never heard/used that one.What does it mean?
You know, if you have a bit of cash in the ‘real world’… just buy a Ferrari. – The girls will follow.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.02.2008
‘You pompooey, bald and old. You pay bar me?’ by On Nutter
Ah, Doctorbond,… I’d be surprised if $60k would last more than a year.. After he’s forked out the $10k for the 1st class flight and another $20k for a years rent, that only leaves $30k for beer and whores. The rest of the cash he could just waste.I’d be interested to know how much cash I’ve blown each time a girl comes back to the ‘crib’ on:-
1) Toothbrushes
2) Girlie soaps
3) Liquid in that little green box?.
4) T-shirts
5) Kleenex Tissues
6) Girlie comic books (that they never read)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.02.2008
@Rich Keep saving! $60k should last you a year?! – Maybe?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.02.2008
A different slant on the ladyboy question by Werewolf
Opinions differ a lot…In my book, if you are a bloke, and shag another bloke (even if he is wearing a wig and lipstick) up the arse, then you are a poof.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.02.2008
You guys are so fussy. Try spending a few years in prison
YP:….. Just come out and admit that you are only in Thailand for the LB’s?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2008
Cranial. – Keep away from ‘Forté’ G-club. It’s really crap. Drinks way over-priced and the girls are all fatties with boils all over their skin. The bathrooms are full of poofs too.Best stay away from that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2008
With all these people distancing themselves from lower Sukhumvit lets hope the New Mango isn’t there?! – The guys wont have any customers. (except the singha vest and sandals brigade!)
I like the G-Clubs and understand what they are about. But I love the lower suk bars and girls. After all, it was the lower suk scene that most of us fell in love with and made us stay?!
As we’ve all heard before…”It’s nice to have steak, but every now and then, you want a burger”!
Speaking of Burgers (Mango Burger yum yum), guys… I hope you kept the kitchen staff on a retainer?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
I can have ANY girl in ANY G-club without paying. Easy.
(I’m a rapist)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
Trav:
You can get the price down to $500 per bottle if you buy them by the dozen
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
Don’t forget the 20k is for a load of booze.
Smitty invited me to a G-Club and I had an excellent time. What I did notice, apart from the hot girls which were not covered in tattoos and cheap jewellery, was that the place didn’t have the element of riff-raff and drunken tourists.
I’d pay the 20k without the drink to get away from the scumbags.
- but then, I pretend I’m rich, influential, important and respected!
I also pretend I’m tall and hairy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.02.2008
Forte rocking, Tapas is a goldmine and yes – the search is still on!
How is it…. these ‘beauties’ who would not want to be seen in a ‘go-go’ and drink more than drug-fueled footy fan?I don’t think I’ll go back to the G-Club again….I keep falling in love, getting frustrated and ‘apparently’ getting pissed and start dancing like a baffoon?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2008
The Sky Club – A Coyote bar by bkk22
Does ‘yourmon’ have big knockers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.01.2008
@ yourmom….
None of us pay women for sex? We pay them to leave.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2008
Now.. I’m no woman, but I also think that a bloke sticking his purple headed throbbing warrior into another BLOKE is a nearing towards being a poof?Unless you are in prison.
- Just my thoughts.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.01.2008
“I’m prepared to bet, Day Walker, without having met you, that any English girl could get the better of you in a fight without spilling their beer.”
Sounds like a wager to me. I have several dead girls buried under my patio. All with empty beer glasses having spilt them.
I’ve dated a fair few Brit ‘hot-chicks’ and bumped uglies with a few ‘not-so-hot chicks’… and they were all more femanine than any LB I’ve seen. (I was gonna say “than any LB I’ve come across” there, but WW is in the house and would surely pick me up on that)
Don’t get me wrong… I don’t despise the creatures.. I just don’t think they are ‘beauties’.
Heck, to me, they are not ‘chicks with dicks’. More like blokes with tits’?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.01.2008
“They are much more ‘feminine’ than the farang women back in farangland”
Shit dude… you need to leave France.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 05.01.2008
p.e. That’s some funny shit man.
“these creatures are gagging for one up the wrong ‘un,”
Reminds me of prison.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.01.2008
pmmp. I think ‘Ladyfold’ was talking about hitting you with the high-heels. NOT wearing them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.01.2008
Penfold…. you have to watch those LB Pick-pockets
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.01.2008
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
Not wanting to drag this tread out toooooooo much… but getting back to the original post..pmmp… now that several weeks have passed and this tart is now a distant memory. Knowing what we know about her now……
Have you asked yourself… “WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING”?
- Just wondered?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.12.2007
I reckon ‘m’ is PMMPs/smittys alter-ego.?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
Is ‘m’ working at Lolitas now then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
- Sounds like a description of a typical English woman also.
(except they’re all fat)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
MRT Madness and can I borrow a 100 baht?
I’ve seen Smitty in action. Dare I say in, in fear of his head swelling, I do recall him being ‘dragged’ into Spicy one night by a bunch of hotties.. I do believe they even paid for him to get in?!
bast…WW: “her interest in me seems to have more in common with the affection of a young girl for her favorite uncle than the animal lust I hoped for.”
- Uncle Buck?!
Merry Xmas from Day Walker (who even by Thai standards would never be called ‘tall’)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.12.2007
Polymorphous Light Eruption (PLE) by pmmp
Goodwife:You loved it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.12.2007
MRT Madness and can I borrow a 100 baht?
You whore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.12.2007
Polymorphous Light Eruption (PLE) by pmmp
penfold…. my number is ..08907….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.12.2007
“pile of shit and vomit next to your bed”?
Hey… you can’t refer to my wife as that?!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.12.2007
JD: The same people who munch the girls out and make them orgasm.
No doubt ‘holding’ them will be added to the list of ‘treat a tart like a queen’?!The other week, I was a little under the weather with my own version of the ‘squirts’. Plus a little vomit to add to the color.
Anyway…. my girl called up saying she wanted to see me. I explained that I was in no fit state and that I might end up vomiting on her, or failing that, shit myself.
Her response was…. “Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I am Japanese”
I don’t see her anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
pmmp: wasn’t me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
pmmp…
Try not walking around “butt naked” infront of them. The hot chick probably didn’t want to make you feel more ashamed?
The poor girl would have felt embarrassed standing there in all her glory whilst pmmp (or should that be perv?) stands there with his desheveled body riddled with parasites, warts and rashes?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
She had a face? I was looking at the boobies.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.11.2007
I shared a jacuzzi with a 43yr old bird (and an egg McMuffin) and I must say that her body put a lot of ‘younguns’ to shame.
Even pmmp paid her a compliment?!?!
Smitty was more interested in the McMuffin.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.11.2007
Dtuu yens, Peep Inn, pumpkin pie and Bar Bits
I thought I was Bert… or am I Ernie?I now squirt my pillow cases with my aftershave. I’ve caught some girls sniffing my pillows to see if they smell another birds purfume.
Little minx’s- I should really wash them?
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.11.2007
We should applaud the lenghs pmmp goes to give us this information.
Of course, a lot of this he ‘stumbles’ accross on his little adventures.
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.11.2007
I would have been tempted to pay for the pricks stuff and take it when he away trying to exchange money, resulting in the twat having to go and do it all over again
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.11.2007
In the words of Shane Vendrell (The Shield Series 5)
“Eatin aint Cheatin”
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
re. CSI:Bangkok….
I’ll let you know about the milky later.. then if it’s clear 10 mins later
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
Could send her to Georgia where they would also “love her like a Sister”.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
I got the urge once to let the tuk-tuk driver take me to a ‘soapy’ and pay for HIM to get one. Not because I am a really nice guy, but because the little urchin needed a bath.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
…. you have to be cruel to be kind.…. some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
tripper/room: I’ll be putting her number on eBay shortly.M: The Thai version of that film was called ‘Tuk-Tuk Driver’
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
pmmp…ignore item No.5 – this doesn’t apply to you.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
@MSB“They did manage to ‘scare’ me into buying a round of drinks for these ‘clingons’.. as I thought whilst their hands (claws) are gripping their glasses, they’re not touching me”.
I’m easily bullied into buying people drinks.
We were not there long…and quickily made use of my mates ‘semi-chubby’ in Afterskool.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
What did your parents think as you hung out of their car in the
toys R us carpark?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.11.2007
S. Botan – Cheapolay throws us a bone…
Ha!! The Avatar was better looking.. However, that didn’t stop me accepting the 1000 bht fee for ‘Joker’ to give me some hand-to-gland combat. At that point, I had all the notiating skills of a rabbit caught in a cars headlamps.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
Well done ‘M’What’s next.. offering drugs outside a re-hab center?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.11.2007
S. Botan – Cheapolay throws us a bone…
Is it wrong to get a semi-chubby when reading that?I’ve only endulged in 1 soapy before, and a rather crap massage down soi 4, next to the Family Mart. The ones where the girls sit outside plying themselves with as much make-up as there face can carry.
If it were closer, I’d take a look.. but it’s hard for me to leave the safety zone (soi 4).
I still get a tear in my eye when I pass the (old) Big Mango Bar.
(crying emoticon)
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
@ggg The model can’t be too recent. They always suffer from ‘teething problems’…..(read into that what you will!)
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
Combover
“I wonder are there any more of us here who would willing to draw parallels between their hobbies and the Thai bargirl scene? I think poker has been pretty much done to death.”
I can’t find a hobby to compare to, but I have noticed similarities when choosing a car and choosing a Thai girl.
My requirements are….
Looks,
Performance
Handling
Your mates want to ride in itI don’t much consider….
Running costs
Fuel Consumption
Reliability
Safety
ColorHowever, it does need to be kept in a locked garage, as some little git may come along and steal it?!
- oh… and they both look better when wet.
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
pmmp… you (and I) should not have to justify being attracted to ‘hot girls’.
Next people will start saying we should have things like ‘emotions, feelings, guilt’ etc… that people have in the Real World.
Question… has anyone ever ‘rescued’ a girl from a BJ bar?
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
So u wanna live in Thailand? by A guy who did (live in Bangkok)
@Sara.. How’s the ‘peacocking’ coming along? Expert yet?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
You have to pay extra for the funny looks.A ‘coupla weeks’ is about as long a relationship as I want.
Besides, if we all had longer relationships, there would 7-11′s closing down all over the place.
Think of all the toothbrushes, facial scrubs and magazines that would be left on the shelves.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
erm… again… ‘hotness’ wins for me.
I don’t mind crying myself to sleep at night, as my sheets are waterproof. Which comes in handy with the ‘hot’ chicks.
But mostly, I just cry out of laughter!
Yes.. I really am that shallow.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
yeah…. ‘hotness’ wins everytime to me.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
Ladyboys and mopeds.
– Fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your mates to see you on one.
Comment posted by Day walker at 20.11.2007
C’mon Smitty… you must be able to give us some tales of you getting fucked over?!
Then, we can all ridicule you and give our advice, because we seem to ‘know it all’?
We will no doubt be able to find a URL of some sort and recommend that you read ‘Private Dancer’..(again)
At some point your tale will be compared to a poker game and then you’ll be told all about the ‘rules’.
Or am I just being cynical?
:megreen:
Comment posted by Day walker at 20.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
I had to use my blade as a mirror so as not to make eye contact with the monters.I’m sure Medusa was in there too.
Comment posted by Day walker at 20.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
Some people find love where they least expect it.- I personally found it in Prison. But that’s another blog…..
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
rescue pmmp? Is he now a damsel in distress?
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
Excellent comment by Phoenix.
Does anyone ever ask themselves ‘what they are doing in Thailand’?
We all know the rules, we all know what we are doing, and we know it’s going to cost us.
It is what it is.
- As they say, ‘A fool and his money are easily parted’.
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
Not sure where to find the ‘hotties’….. but…The other week, a buddy and I were crawling Cowboy looking for some light relief..
‘Moonshine’ was a bar we entered.
MY GOD!! What a bunch of monsters. There should be a warning outside. Some of these horrors were older Michael Douglas.
They did manage to ‘scare’ me into buying a round of drinks for these ‘clingons’.. as I thought whilst their hands (claws) are gripping their glasses, they’re not touching me.
My mate did manage to get a Semi-Chubby on, aided by some wrinkly old duffer. No lie.. she was easily mid 50′s.
Not going back there in a hurry.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 19.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
This all brings back memories……I met a girl in a bar several years ago. We hit it off. We got together and I ‘supported’ her and her family. I even sent her little kiddie to a private school.
For two years I was sending her money whilst I was away. She ‘claimed’ to have loved me, but after a while it became clear she was just in it for the cash.
So, I we parted company. It was tough at first, but then I went to Thailand and discovered Bangkok.
I’ve never looked back since ditching the dumb blonde Scouser. (someone who comes from Liverpool – for our American friends!)
I still get ripped off in BKK, but it’s a hell of a lot cheaper.
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
pmmp… so…. what are you saying?
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
I DO need sympathy from all.
I accept PayPal or beer vouchers.
pmmp… you’re so mean.
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
Hang on a minute…. before we all start feeling sorry for pmmp and offering him our Sisters (or Mothers), remember that the extent of his problem was that he had to blow-off a ‘hot-chick’.
I think we’d all like those problems?
pmmp…. if you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between ‘Syphillis’ and ‘Shit’.
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
I find the only girl you can trust is a dead one.
Comment posted by Day walker at 19.11.2007
Dear oh dear Mr.Pmmp. – Formerly a hero of mine.
“Within a week we were talking about living together.”
I only look up to you now, because I’m short.
I too, fell for what I thought was a gorgeous girl. Not the crazed crack whore that she is. We discussed her moving in and me taking over the payments on her buffalo and no doubt sponsor the Brothers/Thai boyfriends in a drinkathon.
It was only when I caught her ‘playing away’… that I came to my senses.
As they say… “you can take the girl out of the bar……..”
I am now happy to be the ‘Knight in Shining Armani’… but for only for a few days at a time
Besides… why make one woman so miserable, when you can make so many others so happy?!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 19.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
Give me a week, and I shall write-up a visit to ‘Magic Circle’..I must state, that as I am such a good looking bastard, I might not go for anything less than stunning.
Then I’ll be in the new category “couldn’t get pulled in a brothel”
I’ll then head to Eden Club, and get a girl to put her tongue in my ‘Magic Circle’.
Comment posted by Day walker at 18.11.2007
City of Angels, Asian Style by DJ
I like the idea of hiring the Cessna.Does it come with full insurance? Just incase I crash it?
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
maybe I am
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
o.k.. maybe he is old?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
In ww’s defence…. he’s not old.
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
I thought everyone was ‘hansome man’ in Thailand?
Unless there is a Jap near you. Then you’re are just ignored.
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
Magic Table… Never been.
- “The top of the table is a mirror, the girls are dancing in white shirts, short red-plaid schoolgirl skirts, and no underwear. It’s easy to see that each is fully shaved”
After reading this. I just gotta go.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 17.11.2007
I think I’ll give soi 6 a miss.If I wanted women that are “tattooed, unattractive and have personality disorders” then I’d stay with my UK girl-friend.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 15.11.2007
The smell of H2S was similar….
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
I was thinking more of a strong bleach or Sodium Hydroxide.
Maybe these go-go’s should offer a ‘scratch n sniff’ service before you part with cash?
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
What’s the latest on Gary Glitter?He better hope that he doesn’t get turned over to the UK to carry out any of his sentence…
After all… what self respcting hardened convict would turn down the opportunity to do ‘Gary Glitter’ up the ‘Garry-Glitter’?
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
Good advice from WW
However, anyone messing with ‘minors’ is a sicko, and needs a bitch slapping.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 14.11.2007
- I can back pmmp up here. ‘Smelly-box’ girl was still smelly after she finished showering.That’s another towl I’ve had to burn.
Her box was so smelly, we looked forward to her farts.
Comment posted by Day walker at 13.11.2007
Only steps away from the Buddhist shrine…
@H… DtR is getting lots of attention recently.The latest I heard was that NASA want to speak to him
- They are interested in the Space between his ears.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 08.11.2007
@ Hanuman.. I think my monkey is higher up the food-chain than DtR.
Comment posted by day walker at 07.11.2007
Difference….. the Monkey was cheaper.
- and less hairy.
Sex is pretty much the same though.
Comment posted by day walker at 06.11.2007
Another person happy about the closure of the Big Mango Bar is the lady who has the Burger stall at the entrance.
Her business is booming now that you have handed her the title of ‘best burgers in Bangkok’.
Open up again soon lads. I’d rather chomp on a burger in your bar, than stand in the street eating a burger surrounded by LB’s!
Comment posted by day walker at 05.11.2007
I bet DtR would make an excellent Bingo Caller?
Comment posted by day walker at 04.11.2007
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
I would entrust my kids with Gary Glitter before I’d entrust pmmp with my girl.
Comment posted by Day walker at 11.10.2007
Bangkok Plug & Play by Werewolf
You got me there!! Missed that….In that case…TOP POSTING!!
A ‘must read’ for sex-tourists!!
- I’ve not seen any of the ‘sights’ anyway.. as I just go to Thailand to have a lot of sex with a lot of Thail girls
Comment posted by Day walker at 01.10.2007
You mention nothing about the Temples, floating markets, shops, sight-seeing…etc..
- We are not all sex-tourists you know!
Comment posted by Day walker at 01.10.2007
@smitty.. does this mean you were in my apartment looking at ‘the’ photo last night?- You know the rules… I hope you changed the bed sheets.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 01.10.2007
I hope WW is not bashing my monkey?
To keep on topic,…. When I find the monkey-sloth seller, I’ll offer her half of the 30k she wanted. I could even break it’s leg when she’s not looking and go for a bigger discount as it’s faulty?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 01.10.2007
erm…’Monkey-Sloth-thing’….. could be a new species?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
I am getting angry now…. Flick through the pages… it looks the same as the monkey in the photo with ME!!!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
fellas….. goto the yahoo home page (UK)… type in ‘Gibbon Picture’ and hit the search.
This looks to me like the little monkey that clung to my arm and very nearly ended up in the Day Walker family.
- and still might!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
I wouldn’t be too sure. Apparently there are some animals in Madagascar who can sail a boat… They’re very resourceful.
Comment posted by Day walker at 30.09.2007
Bangkok’s Mundane Life and the Dewey Decimal System by Werewolf
Hanuman: I believe the Landmark Hotel is a place you can pay-as-you-go.
Comment posted by Daw Walker at 30.09.2007
Wouldn’t it be good to have a list of ‘Bankok reads’ listed on this site.
I guess smitty is too busy ‘p4-ing’?
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.09.2007
The Big Mango by Jake Needham. – If you can find an UNSIGNED copy, it’s worth a lot of money.
- Landmark Hotel has a decent gym.
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.09.2007
S/hand book stall on Soi 4 Corner.. always a pleasure!
All good tips.. Muchas fanks.
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Fab… Orders placed with Amazon!
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Chaps…..
Can you recommend any ‘good reads’?
I’ve been through the usual…
Private Dancer
The Scribe
Bangkok Kiss
Thailand Fever
Sukhumvit Road
Pattaya Tales
Butterfly Trap
etc.. I think you see the pattern……Although a lot of these are similar, I do find some of the little tales humorous and entertaining.
I spend a lot of time flying. I don’t watch the movies as I’ve seen them all months before in BKK!
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.09.2007
Never leave home without it.
Do you sell monkey nuts an all? For the new member of the team starting next month?
- More efficient and better looking.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Is it not possible to buy a weeks supply of booze on the Wednesday, but keep it behind the bar and drink it through-out the week?
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Deffo a Gibbon..!
However there will be a beer behind the bar with your name on in in March 2008. – For your effort!
- However, you’ll have to collect during happy hour or on a Wednesday!
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
hanuman – Sorry, I found the little git… He was/is a ‘Gibbon’. However, thinking back, he must have been heavily drugged as moved very slowly.
I ‘googled’ it. Picture matches.
I have no doubt that pmmp would have dished out some free beer. But failed!!
Also the little bundle of fun was keen to climb onto me. My guess is that he doesn’t have much fun with the old woman chucking him at tourists and letting a flash off in his face every 10 mins.
I feel quite emotional now.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Cool… I’ll get one in a few weeks…. you can give it some exercise when you go on one of your little ‘runs’?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
Come to think of it… I do recall you offering to pay the 200bht…
But didn’t?!- You Cheap Charlie!!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
- butter fingers… wasn’t paying attention there….
I wasn’t sure ‘of the type’ of Monkey?!!? Doh.
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
It was a lovely little monkey though. Not sure if they ‘type’. Looked like a lazy little fucker though?! pmmp.. did you ever find out what it was?
When holding it, some lady Farang started yelling at me, telling me I should feel privileged to hold it, and that I should donate money to the WWF.
- What monkeys have to do with Wrestling was lost on me though?
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
JB – I’ve been tld similar before. One day I hope to experience that. My comments/experiences (as you can tell) are based on being a ‘tourist’ just wanting to have a blow-out and good time.
If I am fortunate to live in Thailand full time, I am sure my attitude will change. It’ll have to!!
But for the guys in the same boat as me… we all have to get the ‘wreckless’ part out of our systems! All part of the learning curve?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
Spaceman –
I’m sure your late Father would be proud of you!
I gave my aging folks the opportunity to go anywhere in the world for a ‘dream holiday’. My Dad had blood shot eyes and the ‘Private Dancer’ book glued to his hand… and muttered.. ‘BANGKOK’.
My Mother over-ruled him and they went to the Carribean. – Bad luck Dad!
Throwing money around in Thailand is not big or clever. However, I am not big, or clever, so it works for me.
We have the ‘Cheap Charlie’ in the UK, we call it ‘Tight Bastard’?!
Although I can appreciate some people are on a limited budget and may not have been as fortunate as others, but I know guys who have plenty of cash ‘stashed’, and will go out of their way to find a cheaper deal. I don’t know. Maybe they have the right idea and I’m wrong?
They say money can’t buy happiness? I don’t agree. My money bought me a group of girls for a night of playing… was I happy?
One thing I will mention… is that it was possible to buy a ‘monkey’ in Pattaya the other week. It was sooooo cool. It would have cost 30,000bht, but well worth it to be swinging around my pad. However, after asking pmmp and other baldie from the Mango if they’d look after it whilst I was away, they both had that ‘look’ that said to me, the next time I see that monkey, it’ll be on the Mango menu under ‘Monthly Specials’ ?!
Don’t they have a ‘Cheap Charlie / Tight Bastard’ night in the bar opposite the Mango? I rarely see any people in there?
Paying full price at a good bar beats half price at a naff bar anytime?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
If England score more that 6 (yeah right) does that mean it’s free beer PLUS 10bht?
How about everytime (if) England conceed a goal, 10bht gets added to the price? And you HAVE to buy one each time a goal is scored?
‘Cheap Charlie’ night sounds a hoot, but I’d rather tend to go for the ‘Stupid Rich Farang’ night. The girls would be more attentative and the bell would get a good bashing?!
Plus.. pmmp would make more cash and be able to buy that wig he lusts after
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
When I struggle to fill my day… I always go to Lolitas.
- They’ve stopped me working there now though
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
I was kidding!! I think it’s important that people remain ‘light-hearted’ on these blogs. Although a great source of information, we shouldn’t forget about the entertainment!
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
bkk22 – Good job Simon Cowell never took that advice?
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
Excellent! You are not alone! I have several friends ‘long-termers’ who are on the same path. Although, they have not yet admitted it!
I know one guy…. he’ll sit in a bar and have a drink whilst he waits for ‘happy-hour’ in a local hotel which sells sandiches.
Of course, the money he has spent on beer whilst he waits for the ‘hh’ to arrive, totally wipes out any savings?! Bit of a false economy there.
Part of the fun for me in Thailand is to chuck money around like there is no tomorrow and enjoy every minute of it! It’s not difficult to get through 100k bht in a week when in full ‘holiday’ mode. Irresponsible I know, but try to have as much fun as possible until it runs out!
However.. when I eventually end up on the streets begging with my Starbucks coffee cup, I’ll still have all those memories of when I was ‘living it up’.
Live for today is what I say… There might not be a ‘tomorrow’!
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
Vans, porn karaoke, sausage mcmuffins and Pattaya – Part 2
Re. Costs… I think the bigger of the two party rooms cost about 9000 for the 2 nights… It cost me a total of 12k as we wiped out both minibars in my room. Pmmps minibar was untouched… – we didn’t want to wake him upDifinately a good idea to take a load of booze to your room before the clubs kick out.. We did this also.. but still managed to drink the place dry!
tip… don’t mistake the complementary KY for toothpaste
Another tip… CHECK carefully before settling on a porn channel in the room. It might be GAY PORN – FOD made this mistake… or was it a mistake?!?!?!?!
Comment posted by day walker at 31.08.2007
Smitty…. I stumbled accross a McDonalds bag with about 6 Egg Muffin things around 7pm the next day. There were several hash browns also in there which I think were all covered in beer.
- I must say that I didn’t like cold wet hash browns either.
When I emptied the Jacuzzi, I did find a very soggy McMuffin trying to escape down the plug hole. Didn’t taste that one.
Awesome party….. look forward to the next on. Pity though, now that pmmp is knocking on a bit, I suppose he’ll be wanting to visit the country side and museums?
(Crazy Brit?!)
Comment posted by day walker at 30.08.2007
Vans, porn karaoke, sausage mcmuffins and Pattaya…
I just hope no one mentions the 43 yr old that was in the jucuzzi?!
Comment posted by day walker at 27.08.2007
10 things I hate about Bangkok by On Nutter
CB.. I was kidding about the Omni!!They do how ever get annoyed with the complaints about the noise from my parties?! No sense of humour some people?!
Re:- Islamic baddies… I guess I’m a little ‘touchy’ due to some bandits cutting my mates head off with a penknife?!
Getting back to ‘O.N’ original piece… what about 10 things we ‘love’ about BKK?
1) I love the way the TUK TUK / taxi bike riders (corner soi 5) ask you if you want a sexy massage. I think they’d do more business if they at least put some make-up on?
2) I love coming out of Bookazine (same area) and seeing all the girls standing around waiting for a bus… Although… I’ve never seen a bus pull up come to think of it? And there is no ‘formal’ queuing system either..?
3)…….
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
CB… you are certainly not alone. Although I don’t feel as intimidated as I do in say..’Nigeria’… I don’t think any of our Muslim friends would pee on me, if I were on fire.
However… I find it hard to belive they are all extreme fundamentalists or devout Muslims.. after all, they seem to be drinking and living with Brasses?! A tad hypocritical??
When in BKK, I often get looks of hatered. I can almost read their minds and see the pictures in their heads of beating me senseless. I know they hate me and don’t want me there. Still, it’s my own fault for staying at the Omni.
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
O.N. I find myself nodding and giggling at your piece.
Another thing that makes me ‘bewildered’ more than angry, is the taxi’s that have an exhaust pipe the size of a cannon, and sit soooo far back in their chair that I feel like a Dentist.
As for ‘gob-stopper-man’.. is this the same chap who sells the 3ft Zippo lighter? Has he ever sold one? Who buys this rubbish?
Also, have you noticed how ‘slug-boy’ who drags his arse round Suk 15 area moves pretty damn quick to ensure he blocks your path so you have to step over him? I’ve seen him at the end of a hard days work moving around like a cat on a hot-plate.
Oh… and what about the nice Indian man than can predict my future and knows just by looking at me, that I am lucky? If he can predict the future, he wouldn’t have looked so shocked when I told him to fcuk off?
I love Bangkok, me.!
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
Having lived in North Africa for the past 8 years, and seen a lot of violence / deaths.. believe me.. the Muslim gents around the Grace Hotel area make me feel like Thai girl whos just had a generous, rich Jap dude smile at her!
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
Maybe you should give a copy of Stephen Leathers “Private Dancer” to punters bar-fining for the 1st time. (charge of course?!)
Comment posted by daywalker at 22.07.2007
Urban Legend or Truth? Need Answers by Arthur.
As long as they don’t develop ‘visable’ spots on the tops of their heads…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.03.2007
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