Alla synpunkter från en användare
Att anta en rysk tonåring syster på Samui - genom Slapshot
SS - du säger att det är en "modell sak". Ändå är det inte som om hon är en etablerad / väl erfaren modell ännu. Jag vet inte branschen, men jag är säker på att unga modeller i den åldern inte stå runt naken framför andra människor än sina föräldrar.Såvida hon är österrikiska, så jag antar att det är en del av deras livsstil. När du inte bor i en fängelsehåla i källaren.
Men att sluta - hon är kvinna. Hur oskyldig kan hon vara?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/18
mrphil - Nu vet jag (som kommer andra) som du talar "inte riktigt sanningen".
Först av allt, jag har varit i Thailand ett par år. Bor i och runt baren verksamhet har jag mig en hel del människor. Många människor har varit i några av de situationer som du pratar om.
"Fastna med en joint i Thailand, har 50k hands". Ledsen, men du pratar strunt.
Av skäl som jag inte vill gå in på, jag vill inte denna tråd för att prata om hur man köper din väg ut för ett brott eller vad man inte ska göra sånt. Men låt mig säga detta, killarna som bor här, vet poängen. Vad du talar om är inte helt korrekt.
Sluta tro allt ni läser i de thailändska reseguider och få lite riktig upplevelse. Jag ska vara glad att ta dig för en liten promenad ner Sukhumvit en natt och ger dig en inblick i vad den "riktiga" bilden är.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
mrphil - anledningen till att jag säger detta, eftersom du tillstånd att SS "tittar på en 5 'om berättelsen är sann.
Inte få mig fel, jag vet inte mycket om lagligheten av den här sortens saker, men jag kan bara inte se att detta är sant.
- Absolut inte i Thailand ändå.
Som för Max Security fängelser ... ja, jag har ett par "ex-con" polare. Men de var inte sexualbrottslingar.
Och sist av allt ... mer än ett dussin gånger sedan 1989 och har en thailändsk fru och familj?! Skam på dig ... du ska spendera mer tid där.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
Jag tänker mrpili inte har varit i Thailand?
Men jag tror att du (alla) här inte tolererar minderårigt noncing. Till skillnad från "andra" sajter som tillhandahåller uppgifter där för att hitta minderåriga flickor.
Jag kommer gärna delta i en "slå skiten ur peados" session bör man ordnas.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
erm .. ja ... till förmån för denna berättelse, kan säga att det var en "hon"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
Du kan också säga detta ser ut som en berättelse om "grooming"!
Jag kysste (med tungor) en 12 år gammal gång. - När jag var 11.
- Dessutom, oavsett var du är från, säkert du inte skulle känna bekväma med din (antagen) 13 år gamla syster är starkers med dig? Om du inte är från den djupa södern.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
Detta är en tuff en att bedöma. Jag vet Slapshot, och han är inte en dålig person. Hans avsikter var / är oskyldig.
Om det är fel beteende här, jag tror det är föräldrarna.
Men sedan skulle jag ha leds direkt till dörren om barnet fick naken.
Hon flickan kände sig bekväm, vilket indikerar för mig att hon inte är så oskyldig alls.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
Fröken Tim och jag har ett litet skratt när vi ser (farang) på lite skotrar - med vad som ser ut som deras åsnor äter sätena.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/17
5 månader poolen? Säg mig, gör tyskarna fortfarande "reserv" en solsäng genom att sätta sin handduk på den kl 05:00 och sedan kanske tillbaka senare under dagen?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/16
Jag står för vad jag säger. Jag tyckte filmen var skit. Ni tror det motsatta. Jag kan leva med det, precis som det sätt jag lever med uppfattningen att banka ladyboys är gay.- Om det är vad du grabbar vill göra ...
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/13
Sant Dok. Jag antar att jag behöver lite mer intellektuell film för att hålla mig intresserad. Du ska vara bra
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/12
I Mango dricka med några Trekkies
- Ingen humor vissa människor!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/11
Gonna vara i Mango ikväll - gör upp för timme av mitt liv som jag förlorade, titta på den filmen.
Så om du passerar .....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/11
Hua Hin - The Arrival - från Big G
Allt sorteras ..... Det tog ett par dagar.Nu tillbaka i Bangkok för ett par dagar. Jag har föreslagit att Fröcken Tim att hon skulle be att hon kommer tillbaka i efter livet som en tusenfoting så hon kan bära en del av hennes skor mer än en gång.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/11
Egentligen Doc, om du spola mossen vid rätt tidpunkt ... en liten bit av er kan mycket väl hamna i min pool!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/09/05
Trehjuling. Tack för heads-up. Jag tror att jag ska vara bra men - som en liten vin vid poolen på kvällen med lite ost och kex är inte på samma par Downing flera pints öl varje kväll.
Den tristess kan vara ett problem, även om vi planerar att gå tillbaka till Bangkok på helgerna för att möta upp med människor och ... ERM .... få berusad!
Jag gillar helt tanken på att slappa runt ett tag att göra ingenting. Planen vi har är att åka på semester och se en bit av Thailand.
Grattis på sparka drycken.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/08
Var försiktig RM. Vi har läst om Lomeos aptit på saker på "manliga" sida. Och de säger en väg till en mans hjärta går genom magen.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/08
Gör det du också fisa?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/08
Vilka mates för. Del 2 - av Rainman
Nu i Mango ... för de närmaste timmarna ... drinkar är på mig!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/05
Jag fick syn på en frilansare! - Med Nomadic
Nomadic. Vad klassificerar henne som frilansare?Jag skulle säga - "om du måste betala henne"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/27
Basse - om du kan bekräfta till mig - din e-postadress, kan jag ge det till rayyar att kontakta dig.Jag lägger inte folk e-post eller kontaktuppgifter på här eftersom det finns många, många sorgliga svartsjuk troll ute (i Kalifornien) som kommer att ge den till pressen eller polisen och krav du bryter någon lag av något slag.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/24
Jag fick syn på en frilansare! - Med Nomadic
Hur upptäcker jag en frilansare?- Ja, jag tittar bara gogo flickorna lämna Plaza på egen hand och hey presto ... hon är nu en frilansare!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/22
Fröken Tim och jag besökte ATV Park i Hua Hin. Det var jättekul. Jag vet nu att om jag någonsin råna en bank, skulle missa Tim gör en perfekt tillflyktsort förare.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2013/04/17
Hur jag slutade med Coco s tofflor - med Slapshot
Om du letar efter Nomadics kommentar - jag skrotade den.- Egentligen har jag klippa n klistrat in den i sin egen post. Det kommer att publiceras verkliga snart!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/15
Fråga: Var kan jag hitta en tjej?
Stor lista Salty. Jag skulle vilja tillägga ....Om hon har en enorm kuk ... hon är inte en hon.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/13
För mig ... jag inte gå ute efter det. Det fann kinda mig!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/13
Lurcher - Jag är nu att komma in i denna torrent grejer. Även om jag gillar möjligheten att sätta på undertext (för Miss Tim) när du tittar på en DVD.Var får du din Kindle böcker?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/12
En dag på turist båten - av Slapshot
Gents - C'mon nu. Denna blogg är för underhållning bara. Om det var ett företag, skulle jag ha reklam och göra några jävla pengar! Men det gör jag inte. Vi inte "troll" på här. Vi lämnar det till förlorarna.En sak som jag kommer att säga .... om du inte är nöjd med ett inlägg / berättelse du läst, är du mer än välkommen att komma med ett inlägg / berättelse av ditt eget.
Varför är det de människor som tenderar att plocka hål i andra inlägg är oftast de killar som inte bidrar själva.
Om det inte var för människor som slagskott som tar sig tid och ansträngning för att skriva, skulle det inte finnas någon blogg.
Som du var ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/11
Bli trött av Bangkok .... - Av Big G
Lurcher - Jag avgick Daywalker.När jag publicerar på sajten, kommer det under "Daywalker" eftersom det är min registrerade användarnamn samband med min e-postadress.
Big G är vad jag kommentera i som jag inte längre beter sig som den Daywalker brukade!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/11
Min sista resa i Thailand - av Lingabell Danny
RM - ja ... härlig gammal kille jag instämmer. Men idén var för honom att ta in tillräckligt med pengar för att betala för sin lön. Misslyckades!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/09
Gav - Ja, många av flickorna har lilla sida jobb som att jobba som hus-hållande eller receptionister. Flickorna på Mango är inte rädd för lite hårt arbete och väljer att tjäna sina pengar den hårda / ärligt sätt. Lovvärt i min bok.
Rainman ... Var tvungen att låta Walter förra månaden. Vad med lågsäsong sparkar in och jag inte är där längre - jag kunde inte övertala den thailändska ägaren att hålla honom. Om hans polare hade kommit till baren ibland och visat sitt stöd för honom, kanske saker och ting kunde ha varit annorlunda?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/08
The Man ... Jag är en dag människa nu! Upp vid 06:00 för att träffa Lumpini Park för en power walk innan frukost.Vi hörde från Jackie inte så länge sedan. Hon gör bra.
Vi måste möta upp för en eftermiddagskaffe snart. (Öl som är
)
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/08
Lumpini på morgonen! - Från Big G
Drunken Sailor. Jag tror att jag talar för alla här när jag säger ..... Eeeeeh?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/07
Don .... Jag vill ha dem för min lillebror som inte kan använda en hårddisk / mediaspelare.Dessutom behöver de Nedladdningsbara inte undertexter (för GF)
Bara "försökt" att beställa några Tikka saker ner soi 3/1. Fan heller. Aldrig igen. Jag försökte göra en beställning men de bara alla stoot runt och letade i tomma luften. Jag gav dem 30 sekunder. Fan ta dem.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/04
Min sista resa i Thailand - av Lingabell Danny
Slapshot.Strike 2 där .... Dan är inte engelska!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/04
Jag tänker köpa dem drycker var en Random Act of Kindness.
Jag har ofta köpt rundor av människor som byter från deras valda drycken till något dyrare. De tror att ingen lägger märke till, men alla gör och en ny (låg) yttrande formas av dem!
Jag gissar backpackers var på en stram budget. Fair enough, om de skulle ha sagt att LBD att de var skint och erbjöd sig att suga av honom som en "tack"!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/04
Så inte upptäcka en frilansare! - Genom Slapshot
off topic jag vet ... men jag är nu en lycklig kanin. Efter att ha väntat hela dagen igår för vår Aircon mannen att komma fram, vi heter Kwan. Hon gjorde ett samtal och vips, är en annan mob här just nu bara sluta upp. De aircons är fullly rengöras och gasades! Cold en gång till.Jag ser fram emot den andra mobben anländer med ett "förlåt att jag är sen". De kan knulla rätt off.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/04
Just nu ... jag inte får vad jag vill ha. Tre jävla timmar jag har väntat på den jävla Air Con mannen.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
Min sista resa i Thailand - av Lingabell Danny
'Lb Danny' ..... Under de 8 år som jag har varit här, jag har aldrig blivit stoppad och sökt.Jag har haft mina fickor töms på alla mina pengar, men det är mitt eget fel för att ha en flickvän.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
En annan gripe .....Tycker du inte bara hatar när du beställer tid med Air Con underhållsföretag flera dagar sedan för att komma tjänsten / fixa några maskiner vid en viss tid och sedan de jävlarna inte dyker upp eller svarar sin telefon.
Jag vet .... Jag vet .... Detta är Thailand!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
Så inte upptäcka en frilansare! - Genom Slapshot
Slapshot ...... Du kan hitta mig uppe i baren som vanligt ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
lachiedog - fortsätta kämpa den goda kampen. Sysselsättning är verkligen skit över hela världen. Ingen skam i att vara förnuftigt istället för att låna ut dina kompisar och aldrig betala tillbaka.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
Så inte upptäcka en frilansare! - Genom Slapshot
Chill Nomad .... ingen slår på dig ... alla är olika och har sin egen stil som fungerar för dem.Jag betalar dem 5k upfront och berätta för dem att de inte behöver göra ett skit. De kan lämna när de vill och allt de behöver göra är att stanna för en drink (på efterfesten). Aldrig svikit mig ännu!
Under de kommande månaderna ... när jag har slagit sig in i HH ... Jag tänker på rubrik över till Vietnam och Kambodja. Jag tror att de behöver en Mango Bar ...
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/04
Barry - Jag hör vad du säger och jag håller på en punkt. Min gripe med soi 4 är att jag är förbannad med det. Vilket är anledningen till att jag gör ett drag. Jag kan inte ändra det ... så om jag inte gillar det jag kan f .. off rätt? Vilket är vad jag måste göra.När det gäller Term 21 ... ja, det är Thailand, men titta på Termin 21. Det är ingalunda en sluskig köpcentrum. Jag tycker det är helt fantastiskt! Min gripe det är att om de kan producera en sådan fin galleria, varför kan de inte göra en enkel sak som att ge ut korrekt information?
Laziness?
DVD .... Jag måste undersöka detta. Jag är inte så tech'd upp som jag skulle vilja vara. Bättre få lite undervisning från någon.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
Ha ... ja, jag har uTorrent alternativet (som jag använder nu för de senaste filmerna) men jag gillar DVD att lämna runt till kompisar / familj. Det är enklare.
Som för rengöring av rostfritt BBQ .. väl, kommer fröken Tim har gott om tid att döda så att inte ett problem.
Jag funderar på att skaffa en DeLorean också.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
Så inte upptäcka en frilansare! - Genom Slapshot
Nomadic - nRon har en poäng. Jag är också en som har gjort sig skyldig till att vara generösa (eller över betalar som du uttryckte det).Som jag ser det är detta .... om din chef kom gav dig mer än dubbla din lön i slutet av månaden - för ingen anledning alls annat än att vara trevlig, skulle det förändra din attityd alls mot honom eller ditt arbete (om än för en kort tid). Åtminstone det kommer att sätta dig på gott humör.
Det fanns en hemsida knackar på för en tid sedan. En gammal överviktig kille skrev om hur man förhandlar ett billigare pris med en hora som han var på en sko-string budget. Onödigt att säga, är killen singel stilla och webbplatsen floppade.
Så om du har pengar .. varför inte njuta av det!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
8 Ball ....Vi åkte till MAKRO. Kommer att vara tillbaka för säker. Vi såg ett kylskåp i det med en datorskärm. Inte säker på vad det gör, men jag är säker på att jag behöver det.
Killen som ville ha ost var en Aussie. Men jag gillar Aussies, så jag kommer inte att ge honom någon skit
Jag är inte säker på fröken Tim var antyda .. som hon klagar på lilla jäveln inte stänga käften. Och när jag tänker på det, det finns bara plats för en förskola eller en sko rum. Jag tror att hon kommer sidan med skorna.
dtshangers - Du har rätt, borde killen förbjudas. Jag kommer dock lämna den lilla njutning till verkställts flickan. Ge henne beslutet att förbjuda honom. "Upp till henne". Som ska förstärka den personal som de stöds. Lyckligtvis finns det få tillräckligt med personal (som fungerar bra tillsammans) att de brukar komma över sin station och förvandlas till små kor. En plats som Stumble Inn eller Hilaries har för många anställda för att låta dem välja och vraka vem de vill ha in och ut. Så man måste vara försiktig med att välja sida.
gekko - tack för tipset. Jag tar in på HD sak. Jag har en redan, men filmerna blir på lite nu. Tack.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
Sam - Jag trodde att jag faktiskt är mycket snäll mot de gamla gubbar genom att erbjuda att sätta på lite musik som de vill lyssna på. Det var inte min bar och jag var bara en annan kund. Bara kan inte hjälpa vissa människor antar jag?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
Så inte upptäcka en frilansare! - Genom Slapshot
Salty .... Japp ... fick det. Bearbetning det och det kommer att visas snart. (Jag har ett par i röret!)
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 31.03.2013
Någonsin sett filmen "Fatal Attraction"?
Den galna damen (Glann Close) kokade en kanin!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Attraction # Bunny_boiler
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/30
Salty - Du flyttade till ett annat ställe? Så är du singel nu, eller tog du GF med dig?
Jag minns att föra ett gäng tjejer tillbaka till min lathund en natt. När vi kom ytterdörren, sa en av flickorna "ah ... det är där Jonas bor"!
Det ska lära mig för att lämna mina nycklar med honom när jag är bortrest!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/30
Den MILF, en 19-årig sjuksköterska och en allvarligt dålig mage - med Slapshot
Jag önskar den enda gången jag såg A & jag var i kö på flygplatsen.Lyckligtvis har de inte den snabba pass
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/28
Lachiedogs tid i Patts - genom Lachiedog
Du kan hyra mina tjänster för 50k per dag.Tjänster är "sarkasm, kränkande och okunskap". Lite som GF erfarenhet utan sex.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/24
LD - Jag trodde att din kommentar förtjänade en egen sida.
Speciellt som sååå många av oss har varit där.
Dessutom tar det evigheter att rulla ner kommentarer på min iPhone när du skriver krig & fred som en kommentar
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/24
Hua Hin ... här kommer vi. - Från Big G
Ld - det är därför jag har ett hus med en privat pool.Jag ska lägga till "fett skandinaver" till min ständigt växande lista över personer tillåts inte förbi säkerhet dock bara i fallet.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/24
Lumpini på morgonen! - Från Big G
nR - erm ... slags. Gångvägen är inte en dränering kanal, eftersom det är 30 meter upp i luften!Jag har uppdaterat inlägget för att inkludera några bilder.
Kanalen är under gångvägen - men inte parallellt hela vägen.
Märk väl, tittar på alla avskum n skit i / på vattnet i kanalen, kan du gå säkert på det!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/24
Kom precis tillbaka från parken.
Det tar 15 minuter att få parken från Mango HQ, med gångväg. Ganska bra.
Morgonen är perfekt eftersom det inte är för varmt när solen är bara peta den huvud ut. Men undvik söndagsmorgnar - platsen är packat.
Har sökt cyklar .. såg inte någon. Om jag inte var tidelag iväg till HH, då skulle jag definitivt köpa några cyklar.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/24
Kom precis tillbaka från Lumpini igen. Fick höra om en cykel / gångväg som går från Suk Soi 10 - rakt till Lumpini Park.
Vi visste aldrig att det var där. Det är en ganska intressant promenad också. Att se alla de thailändska hus n shit.
Men fan ... det är varmt.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/23
Arslen! (Men inte alla) - By Big G
Killar - ser några mycket trevliga gester här .. men inte helt nödvändigt. Oroa dig inte om att föra mig en flaska. (Mycket hellre en jordgubbe milkshake dessa dagar!)Om du vill visa en viss generositet / uppskattning till Mango - köper tjejerna i baren en drink. Man vet aldrig, det kan få dem att le!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/23
De har en säng i Cascade?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/23
Cheesy - frukta inte, kommer Mango att vara här för en rättvis gamla stund oroa dig inte.
Jag ska vara här när du anländer, så se till att stoppa genom!
Rolln - fint att få ett "copter till Pattaya?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/21
Ha! Dobby, återigen, de människor jag siktade på, "vet" vem de är. Om du måste fråga eller fråga, då är det inte du!
Bra exempel ikväll ... stor folkmassa i. Sådana trevliga människor. Jag skrek många drinkar och köpte pizzor för alla.
Det är nätterna som detta när det gör det allt värt mödan!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/20
Vilka kamrater är för ..... igen Del 1 - av Rainman
Ba Tan Ha .... var det ett självmord?!Jag hör ofta dessa Pattaya Farang självmord där killen skjuter sig själv i bakhuvudet två gånger sedan kastar sig ut från ett hotell fönster.
Bedömning: Suicide!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/18
Hua Hin ... här kommer vi. - Från Big G
Gamblin'Man ... Ta med en vän?Säger du att du inte har fått ett gäng tjejer i Hua Hin redan?
Svårt att tro!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/17
Bara för att klargöra - Jag hatar inte Thailand ... jag bara bli uttråkad av Bangkok. Afterall, har jag varit här i 8 år nu. Dags för en liten förändring.
Det har sagts många gånger - att Bangkok förändras. För mig är det de människor som här är tycktes ha förvandlats till inte trevliga människor!
Lätt löst ... flytta till någonstans som har trevligare människor!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/15
Vad händer med mig? - Av Salty
Salty - så sant!Det känns (för mig) som allt det roliga har gått. Vad är orsaken till detta? Är det tjejerna attityder eller inte problemet härstammar från billiga jävlar skruvning flickorna ned till det lägsta priset?
Ge flickan 50bht är en bra idé istället för dryckerna. Alla är vinnare.
Som för kall öl ... ja, kan det vara ett problem för en hel del barer. De kylskåp är i full gång varje dag .. de får slut på gas och behöver regelbundet underhåll.
Den Mango nyligen servad kylskåp och installerat ett högskåp där pint glasögon hålls.
Här är ett tips för dig ... om du är en regelbunden på en bar och har en bra relation med dem - köp en is fack och fyll den med din valda öl. Få dem att sticka den i frysen. Istället för att sätta is i din öl, men frusen öl i din öl! Bättre än att få urvattnat öl!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/13
Utvecklingen på Mango! - Uppdatering
Gavman - fortfarande på väggen?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/13
Big Mango Pre-hab?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/11
Namer - Mango Place är definitivt en möjlighet.
Observera att om du är en 1: a gången affisch - din kommentar går in moderation automatiskt tills jag kan godkänna det.
Jag kan inte godkänna det när jag sover.
Om du vill skriva skit om oss på Fatboys webbplats, så ska du inte bry besöker den här webbplatsen. De människor här ger inte ett skit om honom eller vad han har att säga.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/10/03
Ser ut som jag ska hålla mig runt. Hade ett möte ... såg på byggnaden och vad som kan göras med det ... det är spännande!
Några förslag på ett namn för byggnaden? Det är inte längre kommer att vara bara en bar.
"Big Mango Bar & Hotel '? Big Mango Place?
Förslag vänligen .....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/10/03
Det är alla kommer samman.
Precis checkat ut en ny krubba i Hua Hin. Poolen var för liten så sa dem att peta den.
Efter lite mer letande, hittade den perfekta platsen.
Jag känner en pool party som kommer på!
Kommentera upplagt av Poolside G kl 2013/08/03
För stor!
Jag föredrar (som Miss Tim kallar det) en "självisk bil"!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/05
Jag kan inte besluta om CLK63 eller annan 911 Turbo för att fira försäljningen?
Åh, för er som fortfarande har en 20% rabatt kort på Mango - gärna slänga den i papperskorgen för att spara Mango personal skär upp det framför dig och dina kompisar!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/05
Tack för stödet killar ... Jag är ganska glada över utvecklingen!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/05
Vad att göra i helgen? - Av Big G
Bra privat fest igår. Bra att komma ikapp med alla.För alla er giriga jävlar som drack mig torka ..... klockan är i baren väntar på dig att ringa det!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/03
Viagra Girls: The "nästa nivå" Bangkok Escort Agency
Jag är bara inte säker på om namnet .....Det är som att ha en restaurang som heter "äta innan du kommer hit"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/03/03
Vad att göra i helgen? - Av Big G
Så det här är konstigt ....Överallt verkar vara business as usual?
Personalen på Mango har fridag ....
Hmmm ... ingen personal ... ingen kassör ... och massor av öl ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/03
Bli trött av Bangkok .... - Av Big G
Hamnade i Bangkok i går kväll - det var bra att komma ikapp med några av grabbarna.CTG återställt min tro på mänskligheten och påminde mig om att det finns några bra människor här.
Jag poppade därefter över till Silom för lite middag med en indisk vän till mig som jag ville prata med honom om olika indiska rätter.
Tillbaka till Nana runt midnatt för att säga hej till några folk.
Jag kommer att vara runt i några veckor ....
Baren är stängd lördag, så om du är intresserad, jag har en idé som du kanske intresserad av ..... maila mig om du är på en förlora slut ...
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/28
Vad att göra i helgen? - Av Big G
G'Man ... det beror på att vi är alla gudar Barn och vi tar söndagar allvar.Jag är nu på HQ .... fria drinkar hela runda för de kommande 3 minuter ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/27
Ha!
Tja, Salty känner av en liten båttur typ sak ..... går ut någonstans .. bit av ett dopp och koppla av.
Jag gillar den här typen av saker. Antar att jag börjar bli gammal.
Min plan är att åka upp dit söndag morgon ... gör ATV thingy och då slå LK Metro på söndag kväll.
Måndag har en båttur och middag och sedan gå tillbaka till HQ på natten.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/26
Relax ... Söndag är den enda balansdagen.
- Personligen behandlar jag alltid söndagar som "Gudar Day" och dricka te bara.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/26
Bli trött av Bangkok .... - Av Big G
Lomeo, lomeo .... som sade Mango var stänger?Mango behöver inte mig att vara där för att vara öppen.
Och som jag sagt tidigare, jag behöver min takvåning för min helg stannar i Bangkok!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/25
Mat härlig mat ...... - från Big G
Den (engelska) Indiskt Spat, Doc Bond och jag hade på lördagen var utmärkt. Så mycket bättre än slaggen jag får serveras i de indiska restaurangerna i Bangers.En av oss har några bilder någonstans?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/25
Bli trött av Bangkok .... - Av Big G
Jag uppskattar vad folk säger ... men låt mig utveckla en smula.Jag är i nedre Sukhumvit grund av Mango Bar. Det är därför jag är i Bangkok. Om Mango Bar var inte där, då skulle jag inte vara. Jag jobbar inte i Thailand. Jag är där för att umgås.
Vad jag säger är, det folk som fanns runt, säg, fem år sedan tycks ha ersatts av en låg klass av idioter!
Området har förändrats på grund av folket.
Allt jag säger är, jag inte längre gillar det, och jag tenderar att röra sig på. Jag säger inte hela Bangkok är skit. Jag säger inte de enda människor som besöker dessa områden är scumbags och jag säger inte att staplarna är fruktansvärda.
Jag säger att de människor som besöker har förändrats. Attityderna har förändrats och jag inte längre känner att det är den glada / roliga plats det brukade vara!
Ingen biggie .. du behöver inte skrika på mig!
Dags för ett nytt äventyr som är allt.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/24
BTH - Har Tim köra baren? (Hon redan gör!)
- Planen är att få henne därifrån så jag kan gå ställen med henne!
Vi har en lång lista med skit för att få gjort under de närmaste åren. Platser att besöka på listan hittills ....
London
LA
Oz
Monaco
Frankrike
NYCJag tror att det kommer att göra för nu. Så de av er som bor där - vi förväntar formellt bjuder in att komma och bo hos dig.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/24
Rainman - Jag var tvungen att välja mellan en pool eller en helikopterplatta.
Så kanske no.1 bör vara "ingen helikopter"?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/22
@ The Lurcher
- Men jag hatar inte dig?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/22
Tack för feedbacken käkar.
Jag antar att det jag säger är ... Bangkok har inte samma typ av besökare det hade 5 + år sedan. De "nya" besökare är mycket annorlunda. Jag är fortfarande mycket kontakt med människor jag träffade för 8 år sedan.
Jag antar att jag bara bli sjuk av det.
Jag är en social varelse, vilket är anledningen till att jag valde Nana att vara mitt hem. För att umgås, det är en bra plats. Det är bara de människor som nu lockar som är stötande.
@ IPhuket - Ja jag minns dig .. Har vi inte dela en bild med ett gäng tjejer på en DW fest?
Phuket är egentligen inte ett alternativ för mig. Semestra - ja, men inte att leva. Jag lutar mer mot Hua Hin.
@ Rayyair - Jag ska vara i Mango den 1 mars.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/22
Från Cowshit till Cowboy - av Big G
Katron - inlägget handlar om Soi Cowboy och KS Road. Med detta sagt, Bangkok har förändrats mycket under de 8 år som jag har varit här.Det är inte samma sak längre. När du har varit här så länge som de flesta av de människor som kommentera, jag är säker på att du kommer att se Bangkok i ett annat ljus.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/17
Mat härlig mat ...... - från Big G
Jag är med RaD här.Vi har alla sett Man V: s Food!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/17
Ah ... Bukharas ..... det är en. SHIT SHIT SHIT!
Jag gillar en Tikka Masala. Indian? Eller brittiska? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikka_masala
Oavsett - Den brittiska "göra" indisk mat bättre än indianerna. Jag skulle mycket hellre kycklingbröst än manky kyckling ben med huden fortfarande sitter!
Jag föredrar mycket en Aromatic Crispy Duck. Misshandlade.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/16
Bara för att vara tydlig ... inte dricka öl är "girly".
Så vad tar en dudes kuk i ens röv du?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/16
Lomeo - Jag föredrar gin & tonic till frukost.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/15
"Fortfarande har kryddig rå räksallad på menyn".
- Nej det gör vi inte! Men vi har alla ingredienser och Miss Tim försäkrar mig att om du ber om det, kan hon laga det!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/15
"Bra arabiska platser på soi 3 '.
Det är en rolig skit mannen.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/15
Den hemliga rum i den lilla ryggen soi? Att vi vet allt om? Jag tycker inte det. Då igen, kan det vara bara för att jag brukade bo i Spanien och inte gillar den spanska. Konstigt att jag aldrig har bott i Frankrike.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/15
Runda upp .. ikapp ..... Genom Big G
- Och jag är inte "präglade"!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/14
Hamnade i Mojo kväll.
Jag har kommit med ett nytt spel / utmaning .....
"Hitta en bar som Gamblin Man är inte känt"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/10/02
Jag gissar att de inte har tillgång till internet i fängelse?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/09/02
Lomeo i Limbo del 2 - av Lomeo!
så vad säger det om att ha en annan mans kuk i munnen / röven?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/06/02
Odd. Varje gång jag fyller i ett formulär som frågar efter ditt kön, har jag bara sett på "M" och "F" rutan.
Jag antar att människor i din position att gå för en annan "låda"?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/06/02
Så då ... Direkt från planet igår! Rakt till Mango, snabb drink och sedan slå Pattaya.Kan inte säga att det var samma som den andra veckan. Ja, vi hade kul, men människorna runt omkring oss var inte alltför imponerad att vi leka hela tiden.
Resultat .... LK Metro i måndags kväll suger!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/05/02
Mitt namn standard Daywalker på webbplatsen. Det finns några sidor jag behöver gå igenom för att ändra det till Big G.
På min telefon, druckit i baksätet på en bil ... det är inte alltid möjligt!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2013/02/05
Just då. Jag kom precis på Mango!
Fick ett samtal från PMMP ..... han är på väg till Pattaya. Fuck it, varför inte?!
Gonna hit pattaya runt 21:00. LK Metro någon?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
nR ... så vad har du varit upp sedan du kom?Vi väntar alla att ta reda på om du har varit i Erotica att antända gamla flamma?!
Säg ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/04/02
Det är fortfarande där..... Tydligen!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/03
Just fått veta av en "Mystery Guest" anländer i ett par dagar ....Detaljer att följa.
(Specifikt letar efter nR & Fender!)
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/02
Lomeo ... de kan inte få preggers om du krossa dem i röven.
.... tydligen
Hörde du om morgonen efter piller för män?
- Det ändrar din blodgrupp.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/02
"Man väntar i badrummet"
- Jag gissar "förstenad och rädd"?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/02/01
Gotta love flickorna som ser heta i sina tajta jeans och stora bröst. Bara för att finna en slapp röv, inga bröst (vadderad behå) och karta över Thailand spridda över hennes mage.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 31.01.2013
RM - Fröken Tim frågade om jag ville gå in i DD och har en foursome ... men när jag frågade vad hon skulle göra när jag var där - hon fick alla lynnig.Kvinnor?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/26
Från Cowshit till Cowboy - av Big G
Yeah .. vi prata om det. Men svartabörshajar de få gånger som jag har varit där de senaste månaderna, hittade jag den otäcka lite för mycket att hantera. Om vi alla åkte dit på en genomsökning, jag är säker på att inte alla av oss skulle återvända!Så vi måste tänka ut en annan plan!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/24
och här är det!
http://www.bigmangobar.com/main/2012/07/23/a-few-days-relaxing-in-phuket-by-daywalker/
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/22
CB-Old Hand .... Jag tänkte på väg till Phuket, men blev överrumplade av Pattaya för något annat skäl än att det var lättillgängligt. Jag slog Phuket förra året och skrev om det (tror jag?) Jag måste gräva ut posten och posta länken. Standby, är samtalet viktigt för oss ......
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/22
Dingoh ... dessa är de nivåer jag sträcka till när de vill få kontakt med de människor som passerar genom Mango.
Uppriktigt sagt tror jag att jag förtjänar en medalj. Åtminstone kostnader!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/21
Off till Pattaya imorgon. Undrar på vilket ljus jag ser där?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/21
Överens .... Jag har undvikit KS Road sedan jag kom hit för 8 år sedan. Cowboy är en plats jag inte besöka alltför ofta. Även soi 4 är nu en plats jag inte vill gå ner på grund av alla de okunniga, oförskämd och regelrätt rövhål av människor som är på trottoaren.
Hmm ... kanske dags att gå vidare ....?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/20
Koh Samui resa .. utanför soi 4. - Från Big G
Rad Japp, det Thani låter mer som det.Det var lite av ett äventyr för säker. Färjan var coolt!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/20
Jag Minns del 2 - av Rainman (igen)
Rubrik till koskit Road ikväll .. Varit här nästan 8 år och aldrig varit.Jag är säker på att jag ska ha något att moan om senare.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/19
Big Mango Bar nedläggning! - Av Big G
Fortfarande har den kaliforniska Burgers going strong ... BM Tröja i butiken rummet!Se dig på 6: e!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/16
Det kanske 3 måndagar borta, men jag kan berätta för er nu ... NEJ!
Några anledningar ... 1) på 6:30, mest förnuftiga människor är i sängen. 2) på 6:30, ingen drycker! och sist av allt .. Jag tror inte att de visar reklam på våra kanaler ... som, om vi är ärliga, är det enda skälet till att vi tittar på!
Jag kommer dock att fråga runt och se vem som visar det. Jag gissar "The Game" på soi oavsett ... tidigare 11.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/16
Koh Samui resa .. utanför soi 4. - Från Big G
Det finns. Gör inte mycket vård för det dock!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/16
Jag har del 2 i rörledning från Rainman. Kommer snart!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/16
Koh Samui resa .. utanför soi 4. - Från Big G
När jag först träffade Tim hon frågade mig var mina 6 bröder .......
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/01/15
Pigor, kaffe, tvål och plast Del 5 - av Rainman
Just då ... det är ett gult kort för Rainman. Som ska lära honom att försöka roa oss alla med sina berättelser som benar upp oss.Nästa .....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2013/09/01
Vem behöver Penthouse berättelser .......
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 06.01.2013
Nu i Samui med fröken Tim .... Blogg uppdatering kommer tillsammans snart ...
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 03.01.2013
Big Mango Bar nedläggning! - Av Big G
Det är 05:00. Jag får redo att flyga över Nordafrika .... i London. Möt upp med Doc Bond denna kväll på Heathrow för lite supa ... sedan till Bangkok!ETA morgon .... 17:00 Någon för en liten drink?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/27
Vad kan jag säga ... vi försökte försökte hjälpa honom att återvända till banan av normalitet.
Vissa du vinner ... något du förlorar.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 26.12.2012
Ba Tan Ha .... Roligare kan betyda många saker.
Jag gillar att spendera mer tid i Europa - kanske en rundtur i Frankrike i en cabriolet 911 Turbo med en trevlig tjej vid min sida!?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 25.12.2012
Milo & Otis hit Pattaya (aka Lomeo och Bruce) - från Lomeo
Rolln - Att vara Gang-Star som du är - jag tror de bling gåvor är mer av skuld! Men låter vara ärlig, skämma bort dig henne.Jag berättade Tim att allt jag hade som barn var pinne och ett band att spela med. Om hon klagar, är allt hon önskar för jul två av sina framtänder.
Som för tatuering du har tagit bort .... du byter 'Daywalker' med 'Big G "på bröstet?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 24.12.2012
Efter samråd om fröken Tim ... hon säger att thailändska tjejer inte ger ett skit om julen .. så inga bekymmer med din timing. I själva verket kunde tidpunkten inte vara bättre - som du kan släppa henne och unna dig en julklapp. - Kallas Frankie!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 24.12.2012
Det är inte som du hade hennes namn tatuerat på bröstet är det.
Åh ... hänga på en minut .....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/23
Efter att ha levt mitt liv en dvärg, har jag nackmusklerna som Mike Tyson, så tittar upp är inte ett problem. Det är bra att sitta på scenen är att du kan ta ett ben eller två, Chink glasögon med flickorna och göra skott av tequila samtidigt slicka saltet från en boobie eller två.
Men också - värt att komma ihåg. Om du är steg-sida, då flickorna kommer att se dig varje gång och kommer ihåg dig. De betalar inte för mycket uppmärksamhet åt de "bevakare" sitter längst bak i mörker.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/23
Jag har sett Lomeo i aktion i en LB bar i Patpong. Jag kan ha haft en förfärad blick på mitt ansikte, men Lomeos flin från öra till öra består för min förtvivlan. Han älskade det. Bröst och bröstvårtor sugs, läppstift blir suddig .. och det var bara Lomeo.
Som han säger. Var och en sin egen. Jag respekterar det och kommer inte att säga något dåligt om min kompis som bara råkar vara en cum-sörpla homo.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 22.12.2012
Han bär nu en natt klänning ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/18
10 saker jag saknar om Bangkok just nu ..... - Vid Daywalker
Antonio .... de flesta av punkterna på din lista gör upp min lista över HATAR när jag är där!Jag har märkt en hel del mat / äta på din lista ... men inte ett omnämnande av flickorna .. vilket är vad de flesta av oss missar!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/18
8 Ball ... detta inlägg var inget personligt mot dig. Så länge du är nöjd och bekväm med ditt utseende då du hålla bär dessa västarHa! Jag gillar duschen kommentar. Jag har fångat en doft av en eller två "icke-stammisar" som verkar ha undvikit dusch.
Jag är inte säker på att jag håller med att besöka frisören heller. De fortsätter att berätta mig att sluta slösa sin tid.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 17.12.2012
Pigor, kaffe, tvål och plast (pt 4) - av Rainman
Peoples .... Vi har en sista delbetalning från en och endast Rainman kommer upp men innan dess, har AUK en liten saga för oss, följt av en bit från Lomeo.Vid denna tidpunkt, skulle jag vilja säga att det inte finns några "stora nyheter" kommer! Jag måste få det rätt innan jag avslöjar allt.
Jag kan inte säga för mycket nu, men jag saker och ting förändras. Livet kommer aldrig bli detsamma igen!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/16
Nylon, siden, Chivas och gummi - del 3 av Rainman
Lomeo .... skaffa dig till Mango på natten den 28: e ... Mike, Doc Bond och jag själv anländer. Bör vara en bra samlingsplats. Och kommer Big G träffa Plaza för en catch-up.- Om du träffar Pretty Lady and Straps ... ge dem mitt luuuurve
Ja - Tim är en pärla. Jag insåg att långt innan hon ens märkte mig. Hon är en keeper!
nR ... Såvida Lomeo och hans pappa kommer att vara i mitt sovrum, jag tvivlar på att vi får se dem.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 14.12.2012
P4 kommer upp - Tack RM för egen hand hålla bloggen igång. Fortfarande väntar Lomeo s LB möte.
Jag har ett inlägg jag jobbar på, men fruktar att det skulle störa ett fåtal personer .. (Som jag bryr mig? _
Lomeo .. vad är planen för den gamla mannen? Har du fått en agenda? När kommer han anländer?
Lomeo är hustrun och hans gamle mannen kommer att vara i Samui över nyår. Råkar vara så Tim och jag kommer att vara alltför! Någon som har några förslag på vad man ska göra eller vart man vänder sig?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/13
Nylon, siden, Chivas och gummi - Del 2 av Rainman
Så då .... finns det några bilder på dessa smutsiga gärningar?Åtminstone säg att du fortfarande har stinkande fingrar?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 11.12.2012
Vietnam Revisited - Part One by WFTM
Normalt skulle jag inte låta denna typ av kommentar förorena denna blogg, men jag känner ett behov av att låta "Steve" vet vad jag tycker om hans idiotiska kommentar.Först av allt, om du ska förolämpa, kontrollera din stavning. För det andra, att säga att thailändska kvinnor har svart hud och är smutsiga bara går att visa folk att du är bitter och vred och har uppenbarligen förkastats av (många?) En thailändsk tjej och det är därför du är nu i Vietnam - på vad verkar vara en mycket snäv budget.
Och sist .... i min mening .. du är en idiot!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/09
Tacka-Du Eden Club av Daywalker
Attaboy ....För Pattaya .. kanske du vill checka ut Penthouse hotellet. En verklig sleazy plats. - Vilket är varför folk går till Pattaya. Jacuzzi är gungor, sexleksaker, speglade tak, plasma med 24-timmars porr ... alla tillfälliga perv behov!
Kolla in skriva upp det ....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/09
I ärlighetens namn tror jag du skulle vara svårt att hitta ett hotell där föra flickor tillbaka är ogillat. Räkna med lite fnissande, peka finger och viskar om dig om du inte tar med en flicka tillbaka.
Rolln tar en svit på ett 5 * hotell i Sukhumvit. Mängden tjejer som går in och ut - skulle du tro att han skulle skicka dem ut på gatorna för att få lite fler vänner. Oh vänta .....
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/09
Nylon, siden, Chivas och gummi - Del 1 av Rainman
Vi väntar inte på din "sista delen" av din kärleksaffär nRon?
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 08.12.2012
Doc, du borde verkligen sluta handtralla-off i Internet kaféer.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 07.12.2012
Om hon inte vill vara en mamma, och sedan göra henne upp ..........
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 06.12.2012
Mina vapen och vapen instruktör sa en gång till mig "Close är bara bra nog när du arbetar med granater"
- Inte säker på som är relaterade till din kommentar .. men det lät bra!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/05
Nej. vad jag sa var .. "Låt aldrig en fet flicka förstöra en bra historia"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/05
En av de heta brudar tog en flaska och du arkiveras henne? Dude, Daywalker övervägde att köpa henne ett jävla hus!Han har gått i pension nu men.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/03
Fender .. Nej, jag säger att du måste samla ruttnande fisk och fluglarver du kvar hos oss förra gången. Även om du gör insisterar det är bara dina underkläder.
Gamblin Man bör vara omkring någonstans. Jag kopplar upp er. Killen har några allvarliga svans på sidan!
Fortsätt!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/03
Gents ... Mercury Bar är tillbaka på menyn.Den Mamasan inte längre arbetar där, så dina räkningar är nu säkert!
Sluta med och checka ut. Flickorna har en bra attityd och massor av kul att vara hade.
Det är säkert tillbaka på min lista över barer på Nana turer!
Happy days gång!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/03
Inked upp med en thailändska flickor namn va? Har du lärt dig någonting?Som ni vet .. Jag säger alla mina tjejer jag har "ditt namn" Tattood på min rumpa.
En engångsavgift deal!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/03
Jag brukar skit på gräsmattan .. så inga problem där.
Jag gissar att häst och vagn är i skepnad av en misshandlad gammal ute också?
Glöm inte varningsskylt på garage golvet. "Slippery when wet"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/12/02
Pengar Flugor, flyger tiden och flugor Blow - av Rainman
Jag har gjort ett par "helger i Bangkok" från London. Kan inte säga att jag rekommenderar den. Men jag hade en Mango part att närvaraTorsdag natt av London> anländer fredag eftermiddag. Hämta på den. Söndag morgon planet tillbaka till London> anländer söndag kväll.
När du är rusade för tiden, det finns ingen tid slöseri! Sömn är för mesar ett allt det, och som tidigare nämnts, sova på planet hem eller när du är död.
Jag väljer det senare.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 01.12.2012
För info .. Vi kan acceptera bilder! Har aldrig varit i HK eller sett Flips, skulle jag vara mest intresserad av att se vad dessa flickor är som.Jag föreställer mig dem alla ser ut som Jackie Chan - men med långt hår.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 01.12.2012
Den korta tid GFE: The Snow-Leopard av P4P? Del 2 - Med Hunch
Hunch - Kan du lämna dem med Tim .. helst före slutet av december
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 30.11.2012
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) från mbkknowsp4p
James. - Det finns många ... många fina flickor i Dubai. Alla trosbekännelser och färger. Det handlar om personlig smak förstås. Jag har ännu inte sett en vacker indisk flicka tänka dig.Men här är grejen .... Om vi trodde att Dubai var platsen för vackra tjejer, ja ... vi skulle alla leva där i stället för Thailand!
Om du behöver en lista över platser som har vissa nationaliteter då är jag säker på att min gamla kompis PRP kan klämta i. Han har tagit mig till många barer i Dubai, men jag måste erkänna, efter att ha druckit så mycket som jag gjorde, jag bara minns baren där PRP och jag konfronterade en stackars kille som pratade med vår kompis. Vi trodde att han hade en go på vår kompis. Stackars saten bara vara trevligt när PRP och jag knackade honom på axeln ... Åh minnen!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 30.11.2012
Den korta tid GFE: The Snow-Leopard av P4P? Del 2 - Med Hunch
Rolln ... Var inte så hård mot dig själv. Du ser bra ut i strumpor, g-string och naturligtvis .. dina speedos
Kommentera upplagt av Big G vid 29.11.2012
Tacka-Du Eden Club av Daywalker
Attaboy, inte diss-missa gogo flickorna för tidigt. Jag vet ett par som gick till "kontrollerad" rutt vid Eden och hade en bra tid, men de sa att det kändes lite "manus".De försökte sedan gogo sträckan där de barfined en tjej och gick ut dricka med henne. När natten gick blev de mer avslappnade (berusad?) Med flickan och flirta igång.
Det läggs allt till att bygga upp för att gå tillbaka till hotellet och har vad jag leder till tro var ett "bloody good time"!
Ta din tid .... Jag är säker på att alla dina önskemål kan tillgodoses!
Jag kommer vara runt Mars också, om du behöver någon introduktion till den mörka sida.
Rgds - Big G (Daywalker-retired!)
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/28
Pengar Flugor, flyger tiden och flugor Blow - av Rainman
Det är ok ... Jag höll håret. Jag kan använda det själv.Jag föreslog Tim att vara deras guide eftersom hon vet att ägarna och massor av dansarna. Det gör upplevelsen ännu mer njutbar.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/28
Tacka-Du Eden Club av Daywalker
Attaboy - Du har kommit till rätt ställe!Eden Club, Demonia, Devils Den bara för att nämna några är alla "par" vänliga. Även tänker jag på 3: e (eller 4?) Person skulle vara en thailändsk Kvinna och inte en dude!
Om du inte vill att den kliniska / manus tid - sedan plocka upp en tjej från en gogo är alltid ett alternativ. Bara prata med Mamasan.
Ta en titt genom den här bloggen .... få några tips.
Om du pop i Mango Bar - Jag är säker på att någon kan peka dig i rätt riktning.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/28
Pengar Flugor, flyger tiden och flugor Blow - av Rainman
Han frågade "vad man ska göra och vart den ska gå."- Inte "vad Google"
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/28
Jag var "skyping" med baren tidigare och lyssnade till Kevin ställa många frågor om vad man ska göra och vart den ska gå. Det var smärtsamt.
Allt han behövde göra var att be Tim att ge dem turnén! Hon känner folket, hon vet flickorna, hon vet barerna.
Jag garanterar att de skulle ha haft en bättre tid ikväll om de skulle ha bjudit ut henne för en timme. Det lönar sig att ha lite "hjälp"!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/28
Chaps ...
Vi har en engelsk kille som heter Kevin i stan för ett par veckor. Kevin kom på en Nana körning tidigare i år och hade roligt. Så mycket, att han kom tillbaka så fort som möjligt! - Men den här gången med en kompis.
Jag är bly att tro att Tim tar dem på en Nana springa ikväll.
Om någon av gänget är runt denna vecka, är Kevin ser att koppla upp med några riktiga veteraner i BKK.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/27
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) från mbkknowsp4p
Vackra indiska flickor? Roligt.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/27
Pengar Flugor, flyger tiden och flugor Blow - av Rainman
Jag slår alltid en ut på planet innan landning. Tar bort det "säljare marknad" kanten vid tryck soi 4.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/27
Ursäkter till BA Tan Ha från mig.
Vi hade planerat att soi 4 resan med hela gänget, men vi alla (mig inkluderad) over-gjorde det på 1: a några dagar och hamnade i återställningsläge för nästa hälften av resan.
Det finns alltid nästa månad!
Oh och grabbar .. detta börjar låta lite gay .. allt detta "bra att träffa dig" skit. Harden käften.
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/26
Lomeo ... Walter är babysittern
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/26
Pengar Flugor, flyger tiden och flugor Blow - av Rainman
Som Rainman tvungen att checka ut vid lunchtid, men var inte flyga förrän natten - Jag sa att han kunde dumpa all sin skit på Mango i stället för att bära det runt hela dagen. När jag såg att hans bagage var mindre än Tims handväska, ser jag varför han var inte alltför bråkar.På att observera, eftersom dess början av säsongen upptagen - om du vill släppa en påse av på Mango medan du är Båtluffa istället för att betala för ett hotellrum eller faktiskt bära all din skit med dig, vi erbjuder tjänsten att leta efter dina väskor.
Vänster på egen risk och allt det - och se till att de är låsta! Ingen avgift - men du kan bli ombedd att ringa på klockan för flickorna!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/26
Alltid en bra läsning från Rainman.
Fortfarande förvånad över hur lätt han reser!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/25
Lomeo ... den härliga Tim ska vara tillbaka i baren "arbetande" tydligen. Även om, jag är inte riktigt säker på vad hon gör nuförtiden?!
Kommentera upplagt av Big G kl 2012/11/25
MIB (Mike i Bangkok ... men .. han har gått vidare ...) Del 4 - By Mike
Jag insåg just att Mikes bar crawl är ingenting att göra med att dricka.Den daaaawg!
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 23.11.2012
Calling Time - genom Daywalker
Ha! Got ya!Senaste nytt är att John äntligen har fått meddelande om att det är "över". Jag tycker synd om killen, men jag kan bara låta honom komma undan med att be min flicka att gifta sig med honom så många gånger. Förhoppningsvis kan han / kommer att gå vidare nu. Jag känner mig inte bra om orsaka honom mycket upprörd.
Men hey .. det var "Daywalker" ... inte mig!
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 23.11.2012
dogfly -???Jag förstår inte? Finns det ett inlägg / svar saknas? - Jag ska kolla spam. Ingen avkänning händer?
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 23.11.2012
Den korta tid GFE: The Snow-Leopard av P4P? Del 1 - Med Hunch
UD ... du har uppenbarligen aldrig deltagit i ett väpnat rån med sprinklersystemet går av efter att ha satt eld på bankdirektör.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 22.11.2012
Lomeo - dont de strumpbyxor gör dina ben klia men?
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 22.11.2012
Calling Time - genom Daywalker
Dogfly - det är egentligen inte rätt plats att prata om sådana saker, som vi måste respektera andras känslor.Allt jag kan säga är detta - Tim och jag alltid haft en "sak" mellan oss men aldrig agerat på det.
Jag hade en GF och Tim var med John. John är / var en trevlig kille.
Allt kom till ett huvud på Tims förra veckan. Saker sades och känslor avslöjades.
Jag beundrar Tim gör en monter och vara stark. Vad hon och John hade var lite ensidig.
Och dessutom, på Mango, är Tim en "någon". Om hon skulle flytta bort för att vara en hemmafru, skulle hon vara en "ingen".
Det är ett tufft steg att gå från den ena till den andra. Även om hon inte var med mig, hon skulle ha missat det alla inom 2 veckor!
Det är inte som någon gjorde något fel. Det alla bara typ av hände. Inget av det var avsiktligt eller planerade.
Som de säger, kan du inte göra en omelett utan att knäcka några ägg.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 22.11.2012
Den korta tid GFE: The Snow-Leopard av P4P? Del 1 - Med Hunch
Det låter som min tvätt lista. Minus g-strängar.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 22.11.2012
Jag behöver ett yrke att ta mig runt i "Pong. Jag ser bara inte attraktion. Men bara för att jag inte vet platsen. Jag antar alltid flickorna som arbetar där inte kunde få jobb på Nana eller Cowboy. Eller Lolitas. Vilket jag vet är fel att säga att. Jag antar att Patpong låter för likt Pingpong .. som vi vet vad det betyder!
Så nästa gång jag är i stan, behöver jag en turné! Någon?
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 22.11.2012
Vad (fan) hänt mig? Del 3 - från nurseRon
Bara lämna över alla dina pengar i din gf bankkonto. Låt henne sköta det åt dig. Är säker på att hon kommer att se efter dina intressen.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/21
Den korta tid GFE: The Snow-Leopard av P4P? Del 1 - Med Hunch
En man med en plan!Vanligtvis alla mina planer går ut genom fönstret så fort jag stiger av planet.
Måste kolla Patpong lite mer tror jag. Eftersom vi sålde hertigen, har jag inte riktigt tillbringat någon tid där.
Några rekommendationer?
Kanske en Patpong crawl är i sin ordning?
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/21
Vad (fan) hänt mig? Del 3 - från nurseRon
Peter är spot on! Jag startade i Straps häromkvällen när en grupp av oss in. 2 flickor var knappast flytta (på stolpen) och man bara satt ner. Jag skrek åt dem att få liv i dem, om de ville tjäna lite pengar. - Justin var redan byta upp anteckningar att dela ut.Vi borde inte behöva underhålla dem. DE finnas underhållning.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/21
nRon ... kommer du att följa upp detta med ett 'där vi är nu "post?
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 20.11.2012
nR ... Jag minns kvällen i fråga när Pretty Lady. Du blev hänförd av din tjej dansar / strippa på scenen. Du vände sig till mig vid ett tillfälle och sa att hon skulle rita en lön för detta. Jag påminde då om att du bara hade betalat sin bar-fine!
Det som jag inte förstår är det här men ... du gillar (d) henne mycket. Men visst, var du glad för henne att vara uppe - blottar allt till alla?
Jag är inte säker på att jag vill folk tittar på min flicka som hon. Om jag fick som jag ville, skulle jag låsa in henne i ett torn och raka sitt huvud.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 20.11.2012
Paul - Hmmm .. detta var en knepig en. Min "ex" är en härlig tjej och det är inte som att vi har fallit ut. Jag gjorde inte jaga Tim bakom ryggen eller nåt sånt. Det bara inte funkade.Det "ex" kommer att spendera lite tid med sin familj för en stund. Hon har några planer för framtiden, som förhoppningsvis kommer att bära frukt. Hon är en snygg tjej och jag är säker på att det inte kommer att dröja länge innan någon (en bättre man än mig) sveper henne utanför hennes fötter.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham vid 20.11.2012
Vad (fan) hänt mig? Del 3 - från nurseRon
Jeeeeez nR. Du skulle aldrig fånga mig faller för en tjej som du har.Åh hänga på .. Vänta en minut ....
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
Calling Time - genom Daywalker
Ba Tan Ha ... du har rätt. Min stance på racketen dem med långa termers står stilla!Egentligen var Tim-saken aldrig i mina planer. Hon fick bara till mig. Jag gjorde slap mig runt med en våt fisk, men det var mer en sexuell sak.
Det enda problemet med att ta din Teeeeeeeerak ut till rött ljus distrikt, är att du blir förbannad när hon får mer action än du!
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
Rainman ... kollade min inkorg. Fortfarande ingen "alla utgifter betalda" semester biljetter från dig.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
Hmm .. tänka på det ... Jag antar att Tim är nu "The Boss"!
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
HR kille. Fin tanke, men arbetstillstånd n shit diktera att Mango sysselsätter Thais. För varje icke-Thai tillstånd, måste det finnas ett visst antal thailändska arbetare.Lyckligtvis, personalen på Mango just nu är ganska bra. Jag vill hellre ha några bra personal som vi har, än en belastning mer av unreliables.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
Jag ska erkänna, är Tims wit häpnadsväckande. Låter inte glömma, att ha skarp, är snabb wit en sak, men på ett annat språk är något annat.Jag minns en kund glömmer att betala sin räkning en gång. Inte avsiktligt och som han är en vän jag erbjöd att täcka det. Jag frågade henne hur mycket det var och Tim svarade - han hade bara 2 öl ... och utan att missa något .. "Och en för mig"!
- Ren klass.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/19
Calling Time - genom Daywalker
Bruce ... Jag skulle inte riktigt säga "vända ett nytt blad" ... mer som jag vinner ett nytt liv!
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/18
Oops ... rätt Peter ... det var det enda Companyman. Fan detta prediktiva skriva på denna iPhone 6.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/18
Calling Time - genom Daywalker
Ha. Jag har redan beställt några nya T-shirts.
Kommentera upplagt av Graham på 2012/11/18
I slutet av soi 6 i morse, var en stor blå soptunna med "Rainman" graffiti'd på sidan. Var tvungen att skratta. Trodde du hade varit tagga upp platsen.Nu sitter i loungen på flygplatsen. Kan inte säga att det var lätt att lämna en viss person snarkade i min säng. Även gjorde pruttar hjälp.
Jeeez .. bättre klipp här skiten. Börjar låta som Ron!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/17
Lomeo .....
Det heter Peacock effekt .... Damen Farang sprida sina vingar (dans som dårar) som en påfågel dra uppmärksamhet från män.
Cos kan inse det .. Vem ska betala ett fett farang någon uppmärksamhet när det finns varma thailändska flickor runt?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/17
Prinsessan Tim vistas ....... hon har ett företag att köra .....Inte ge henne för mycket kärlek. Den lata ko har ett jobb att göra!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 16.11.2012
Tack till alla de människor som slutade genom denna kväll för att säga adjö till Tim.
Dess en sorglig dag och vi önskar John & Tim lycka till i framtiden.
Det kommer alltid finnas en plats för Tim på Mango.
x
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 16.11.2012
Spats .. Rainman. i huset ...
Kom ner ...
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 15.11.2012
God natt i natt .....Ikväll är Tims kväll. Hon "bör" vara här hela natten för att bjuda tårfyllt farväl till alla.
Jag är säker på att alla kommer att sakna henne.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 15.11.2012
Kommer att bemanna fortet från 09:00 .......
Fick lite skit att ta hand om ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 14.11.2012
Just då käkar .... Vad sägs om ett farväl onsdag drink / troll?
Plaza .... cowboy ... Patpong ...... fängelset .......
Låt mig veta
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/13
Verkar de flesta av gänget är utbränd!
Den "gänget" tycks ha delad i två ... halv vila medan hälften blir bland det ... då all förändring!
Försökte göra en re-grupp igår kväll ... hamnade på Plaza. Pretty Lady var absolut skit! Första gången jag har sagt.
Gamblin Man ville träffa BillBoard - mycket att mitt ogillande. Vi gick ändå. Tja knulla mig. Gamblin Man har bara dela med ett hot chick häromdagen. Så vad gör han? Han ersätter henne med TVÅ varmare kycklingar!
Allvarligt .. Jag är imponerad Jag tror att jag har förlorat min roll i denna plats nu. Gamblin Man har nu conch!
Tiden är inte på vår sida längre. Några av oss är av snart.
Alla som är intresserade i en slutlig samvaro / farväl n shit?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/13
Hängande i Mango ... slicka sår och dela krig berättelser.
Alla välkomna .....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/12/11
Big Mango Bar Party! - Lördag 10 november
20/20 - Parterna som på är för "laget"! 40bht för en pint öl och gratis mat är ett sätt att ge något tillbaka till våra lojala kunder.Hellre än att anställa promo tjej att dela ut flygblad ... det skulle vara billigare att bara hälla öl i avloppet.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/12/11
Uppskattad ... vissa människor kunde inte göra det för verkliga orsaker. Det är den typ av odjuret. Det kommer alltid att finnas svårigheter schemaläggning folk när de är här på en klocka.
Funderar på att vända andra våningen i en carpark eller kanske en helikopterplatta. Något som vänjer mer.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/12/11
Ganska dåligt valdeltagande om jag är ärlig! Många människor som vi trodde kom inte visade. Det är synd, eftersom vi var alla hyped upp för det.
Fortfarande .. Lomeo & Bruce gjorde ett bra jobb med tjejerna. Peter dök upp med en bedövande .. Vi alla hade en bra tid på övervåningen!
Synd vi inte kunde ha haft mer i uppslutning för vad jag anser vara han sista Mango party ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 11.11.2012
Chaps ... glöm inte festen ikväll!
Var tvungen att ändra några av de (flickorna) arrangemang på grund av Mamasan på Merkurius laddar upp våra bill kväll. - Fullständig rapport att följa.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/11
Jag undrar vad väl raffinerade ... (förstört) ... kort? ... Enastående gent sa det?Hallå ... Bästa Westin hotel ... mellan 6-8 ikväll .. så mycket som du kan äta och dricka. Vi har ett team och är på väg dit för att straffa dem.
Intresserad?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 09.11.2012
Don .. ja .. tack för den gudlösa timmen (14:00) väckning.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/08
Vad (fan) hänt mig? Del 2 av NurseRon
8-Ball ... Jag kollade precis inkorgen .. fortfarande inte kan se ditt bidrag på allt annat än ladyboys och tråd-räkningar.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/08
Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
Vad är bättre än en Martini i loungen på flygplatsen väntar på planet?Korrigera .... TVÅ Martinis!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/11
The Big Cheese anländer runt 05:00.
Dags för ett par halvor av lager och gurka smörgås ... innan vi slog Nana?
Kommentera upplagt av The Big Cheese på 2012/11/06
Big Mango Bar Party! - Lördag 10 november
.... och det är därför vi inte låter Rainman ut på hans eget.Nu sitter i loungen fyllning mitt ansikte. Bordning i ett par timmar.
Slå i baren runt 5:00 imorgon. Jag förväntar mig ett varmt välkomnande!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/11
Angkor, är Wat händer? - Vid Rainman
J - YP brukade vara en god vän till Mango - men gick av rälsen lite.Vet inte var han är eller vad han är upp?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.11.2012
Big Mango Bar Party! - Lördag 10 november
"En gentleman säger aldrig"- Jag håller med. Men säg mig detta .. vid vilken punkt där du var smashing en upp en dudes röv med falska tuttar gjorde du överväga detta gentlemannamässigt beteende?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.11.2012
8-Ball. Varför inte bidra då? Många gånger nu har du uttryckt dina känslor om vad du inte gillar om bloggen och vad du skulle vilja se mer / mindre av. Det är bra att du uttrycka din åsikt, men du förstår att om det inte var för alla dessa bidrag - det skulle inte vara en blogg alls.
Jag är glad att du njuta av bar / pool tabeller, men observera, att även om bloggen är kopplad till baren - det betyder inte att beskyddare är förknippade med vad som händer i bloggen. Vi är alla vuxit upp tillräckligt för att urskilja skillnaderna.
En sista sak jag vill nämna är att bloggen är en icke-vinstdrivande blogg. Du kommer inte se några annonser eller banners. För att hålla denna pågående, litar vi på alla att dela sina berättelser med oss. Och .. som en uppskattning av alla bidrar - Jag kommer gärna subventioner en belastning på öl så att bloggare och mecenater känner sig uppskattad för.
Så jag frågar er igen ... "ger oss en berättelse".
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.11.2012
Du hade bara sex med en man?!?!
Berätta för oss. - Gjorde det ont? Använde du glidmedel?
Är ditt rövhål i spillror nu?
Vi väntar på din fulla skriva upp!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.11.2012
Drunkboy ... Tikka Masala - sägs vara den mest populära maträtten i Storbritannien!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 04.11.2012
Angkor, är Wat händer? - Vid Rainman
Du har 1 dag kvar av jävla om pojkar. Lomeo, du också ge en BFE genom att sitta i en bar med några mässing, med flickvännen hemma.Rulla på D (W)-dag!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 04.11.2012
ammateurs.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 04.11.2012
Du köpte 37 ladydrinks - Jag antar att fick Bruce berusad?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/11/03
Lomeo .... detaljer ... detaljer ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 02.11.2012
på din iPhone 5 rätt?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 02.11.2012
MIB III (Mike i Bangkok) Del 3 - Av Mike
Jag tror att mamasan var förbannad på Companyman som flickan var alldeles körd finnas någon mer användning för natten. Om jag minns rätt, var C-Man gör henne matcha vårt drickande. Stackars flicka.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.11.2012
Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
Bacon och korv rullar .. med Bloody Marys. Skit. Jag ska göra den här skiten för en levande!Jag tänker att förutom frukost, kan vi ha en rota igenom samlingen av trosor som Companyman samlats på den sista genomsökningen. Tydligen finns det en grenlös par där!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.10.2012
Fuck yeah! Det är vad vi vill höra!Berätta mer om Fannys. Hörde en kille knullade en av tjejerna i det .. i baren samtidigt på en bar krypa??!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.10.2012
Page 2 ... "Far säljer sons njure på organBay att betala för flickor medicinska avgifter" (och sjuk buffel)
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Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
Hollow strap-on med 10 "? Inte säker på att jag kunde krama min todger in den.
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Låt mig bara klargöra ... Jag kommer inte att bära höga klackar eller ta order. Du får vad du gett! Jag tror att jag kan styra musiken så att vi inte behöver lyssna på mig bryta glasögon. - Men bortsett från det, kommer det att vara "utvald" grupp av sökrobotar bara!
Och eftersom de timers på valven inte tillåter mig att öppna kassaapparater .. Jag antar att vi bara måste du äta och dricka på huset!
Shhh ... säg inte
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Gamblin man .... Mango öppnar inte förrän 4 eller 5 .. beroende på hur mycket gänget har fått att dricka kvällen innan. Förutom .. öppningen publicerade timmar är mer av en riktlinje ...
Några förslag killar?
Faktiskt .... vad om ... möte på Mango innan den öppnas. Jag ska sätta på en massa korv och sarnies bacon - Vi gör introduktioner - har lite bloody mary och vara på god väg?
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Jag tänker att vi börjar direkt efter frukost. Om 14:00.
Cool?
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Bara checka in med alla ..... Fortfarande på?
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Lomeo ... Jag är säker på att det kan ordnas att AW personalen få din man på scenen för ett av programmen.
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Rainman .. du borde verkligen inte dricka i fängelse.
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RM kommer att dricka något som är vått. Och allt som inte är våt.
Du ska se honom när han är full
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Cheeseman ... lite tidigt! Öppnar inte förrän 16:00!
Nästa gång du befinner dig i.. Lämna ditt nummer med tjejerna. Sedan, en i gänget kan texten du när i Mango.
Det finns också en bar dator där - för allmänt bruk. Jag är på MSN där ...
Om du vill ha ett bra foder .. prova drottning Victoria på soi 23. Bra scran!
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MIB III (Mike i Bangkok) Del 3 - Av Mike
Jag var tvungen att skratta när Companyman barfined en flicka på vår pub crawl - bara för att ha lite kvinnligt sällskap för några timmar. Fick henne slösas bort och sedan tillbaka henne. Mamasan gick nötter! Pure Class!
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Anne ersätter Tim. Dear är en ny medlem. Vi är alltid vilja ny personal .. och med högsäsong bara om att PLÖTSLIGT TILLVÄXA .. Ju fler desto roligare!
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Oh shit jag shagged bara en polisman GF! - Av Salty
erm .... Jag tror att det finns två sidor av denna historia!Personligen, om jag var i min 50-talet, inga pengar, inte karriär och kunde inte få sex i mitt hemland, jag reser förmodligen till LOS och förhandla med tjejerna för billig sex.
Med detta sagt, är den unga Whipper-snapper som jag är, jag har inte problem med någon del av världen. Jag spenderar pengar båda sidor!
Det faktum att unga flickor kommer att gå med gamla killar är det enda jag ser fram emot att under mina senare år.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 28.10.2012
Bruce ... du berätta att du gav ett bargirl den "pojkvännen erfarenhet"?!
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Batman ... Cheesy ... Bruce ..... Det är en bra plan om att du var alla att träffas på Mango runt 8-9 ... sedan träffade Plaza gillar (berusad) rockstars!
- Jag har instruerat fröken Tim att ropa dina dina 1st öl.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.10.2012
Jag tror att det är Australian.
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Betitlat ... "En antologi av några av de bästa skrifter, bilder och information som hör till Bangkok nattliv med kommentarer och höjdpunkter från de bästa bloggar och webbplatser i ämnet".
http://nanajournals.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/getting-back-to-big-mango.html
Jag kan inte låta bli att tänka att detta är en sann berättelse
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Korrekt 3some lesbisk ...? Lomeo, har du inte sagt till honom att det är du, han och några feta tjejen i sessionen?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.10.2012
Bruce ... Jag (vi) hade hoppats på en ordentlig skriva upp. Något som skulle Hemingway till skam.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.10.2012
Ja Bruce .. Vad sägs om en skriva upp på din 1: a natten tillbaka? Så jävla självisk.
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Hoppas du gav flickorna min fråga?!
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1) Big Mango Bar
2) Lolitas
3) Big Mango Bar
4) Dr BJ
5) Big Mango Bar
6) Lollipops
7) Kom tillbaka till steg 1Fick ersätta dem vätskor.
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Oh shit jag shagged bara en polisman GF! - Av Salty
nR .. din tjej var "annorlunda".
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.10.2012
Jag håller inte unge man! Sortera på. Om du ska ha en västerländsk stil relation med en thailändsk tjej .. med "västerländska" känslor, så jag tror att ålder sak frågor. Afterall, vad skulle jag ha gemensamt med en ung flicka? Hon skulle ha sex varje dag, titta tvålar på tv, köpa smink och sjunga i hennes hår borste.
På grand old ålder av 37, jag föredrar mycket en kopp te och en god bok. Som gör min gamla flickvän. Det är bara synd att hon tycker om att läsa böcker på nattklubbar. Häng på en minut .......
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Salty .... du sicko! Jag trodde du var i din (sent) 40 s?!?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.10.2012
Dolph. 9 år separera min tjej och jag.
Ibland undrar jag vad en tjej såg i baren äga, Ferrari kör oljefält roustabout.
Personligen tror jag att hon gillar mitt hår.
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Companyman (1) ... vid första anblicken ... Jag skulle säga Nej!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.10.2012
Combover - Groundhog Day skulle vara mitt andra val. När allt, vad skulle vettig människa vill vakna upp vid 08:00 varje morgon! Det är bara galet!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/23
Nix!! Bra försök men ingen fisk för dig!
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MIB II (Mike i Bangkok) Del 2 - av Mike!
WOM .. Vi har inga problem med att nämna eller rekommendera andra barer på här. We understand that the Mango not a place that someone is going to stay all night every-night (would be nice if they did!), so the least we can do is recommend like-minded bars. If you recommend the Down Under Bar, then that's a pretty good recommendation. I'll be sure to add that to the list of bars I visit when crawling the other side of Sukhumvit!As mentioned in the forthcoming fortnightly – I am putting together a little section on 'Friends of the Mango' – just a little mention about other bars that like-minded folk can be found at.
I heard somewhere of Brit and Oz rivalry, but for me personally, I am a big Aussie fan. Most of my pals are Aussie. So if we can give a shout out and send some custom over to The Down Under Bar – I am all for it. (Just don't tell Kwan!)
Right.. back to the fortnightly….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2012
Another November to Remember? – Update 4
Kev, kommer att vara bra att se dig igen. Jag ska skapa en liten resplan för dig och din kompis att gå igenom eftersom jag inte kommer att vara där. Men jag är säker på att det finns några andra brottslingar runt som kommer att vara mer än glada att ha en öl eller 10 med dig.et alla ... Mango är Fortnightly lite sent denna vecka. Varit upp till armhålorna det stuff. Imorgon ser bra ändå!
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MIB II (Mike i Bangkok) Del 2 - av Mike!
Yeah ... Sorry WOM .. Om jag var där, skulle jag öppnar verkligen Mango för pojkar. Men om jag är ärlig, jag är säker på Down Under Bar skulle vara en bättre atmosfär för våra Aussie Brothers.
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Gamblinman et alla ...
Ledsen, men det lilla ponny race sänds på vissa gudlösa löjligt tid på dagen som kallas "morgon". Det enda sätt som ska ses i Mango är om du skulle svimma i Mango kvällen innan och vakna upp nästa morgon - låst!
The Mango öppnar kl 04:00. Jag ska anländer snart efter det.
Nana besök börjar kl 09:00. Dricka i Mango börjar mycket tidigare!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 21.10.2012
Pub crawl är på onsdag. Vilken tid är det noncy match på det du talar om?
En av TV: s har ett skit mottagning - den andra är bra. Jag har bett någon att ta en titt på kablarna för skit bilden tv - men de visade aldrig. Jag ska få in det igen.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 20.10.2012
@ Lomeo ...
Först av allt - Om jag läste rätt, du kommer att träffa Bruce i duschen?
Och jag är säker på att Brucealmighty skulle vara bättre med en billig skank än en GF. Jag är rädd att något annat kommer att se honom bli kär (igen) och dike pojkar för resten av semestern.
Re -. Helikoptern ... väl, för runt $ 3000 kan du få en från soi 6 hotell (helikopterplatta) till Patts. Rolln övervägde att få en på hans sista resa.
- Vi valde att bara Hangout at titta Pokemon i sviten istället.Fan jag kan inte vänta på 6th ....
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Jag har gått på dina klagomål till klagomål avdelningen.
- Var trevligt att träffas.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/18
som påminner mig, jag kommer att behöva stänga av wifi i Mango när du anländer.
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Lomeo och Bruciette ....
Lita på mig - dessa pooler är kallt.
Lomeo ... banan slösas på dig. Det bör endast användas för rigorösa onani, flyg bokning och mobbning.
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Mike ... berätta gärna ... släppa ut din inre-känslor .. . Dela med oss ....
Denna 60 år gammal skank. Du inser oavsett var du hittade henne (skrapade upp henne från), måste du ha gått förbi minst ett halvdussin anständigt snygga varelser innan du kom hem!
Såvida du inte att du bor i soi 3 - då förstår jag helt.
- Hennes namn var inte Bing var det?!
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The Beach - genom Lomeo DiCaprio
Willem - medan det uppmuntras för personer att komma till denna webbplats och gå med i gruppen, måste du räkna med lite skämten, efter att ha gjort en något besynnerliga önskemål - flera gånger! Klart din sökning för Bing är av något slags desperation. Du måste vara realistiska - det är en nål i en höstack.Personligen, om jag var så desperat som du, skulle jag prova de webbplatser som har sitt ursprung i flickorna hemland. Åtminstone ge dig själv en chans!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/18
MIB II (Mike i Bangkok) Del 2 - av Mike!
Re -. Håret. Jag inspektera alltid min säng för håret. Om jag hittar några, det säker som fan är inte min - så slog min tjej följaktligen för att slösa hennes.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/18
willem - vid vilken punkt kommer du att inse att ingen här vet av någon bint kallas Bing Filippinerna. Även om det är mest sannolikt tiotusentals kallas Bing.Har du provat nummerupplysning?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 17.10.2012
MIB (Mike i Bangkok) Del 1 - av Mike
ROLLN - Jag vet en enkel lösning på ditt elände ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 17.10.2012
De goda svartklädd ... kom ihåg att .....
(Kan vara en sång?!)
Jag bara älskar den skiten i kylen. Jag har också ett kylskåp fullt av skit som inte längre är vad det var, när den placerades där.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 15.10.2012
Den sista dagen - av Jack the Laddie
Jag har bara varit i Cowboy kanske 3 gånger under det senaste året. Det är lite långt från Soi 4!Om någon var en stjärna på Cowboy var WOM och Companyman. Ni borde starta en polis show eller något?!
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Vad hände med mig? - Genom nurseRon
Nice one Lomeo. Jag gillar när folk pratar om att ha en "uni-tjej". Vad de säger är - "Min flicka är obildad och behöver tjäna pengar"
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 14.10.2012
Nu låter allt hänga på en jävla minut ...... ja .. Det var en trevlig liten berättelse. En paus från den "vanliga gaging, spy, suga, glufsa, dopning, baksmälla skit vi brukar få" men kan inte glömma .. denna blogg heter "bigmangobar 'och inte' lovestoryblog.com '
Tales of "gaging, spy, suga, glufsa, dopning, baksmälla skit" är ämnen som skulle komma från en bar. En bar i Suk Soi 4 i Bangkok ändå.
Inte alla får uppleva allt detta skit, så det näst bästa är att läsa om det här.
Vi uppmuntrar detta "trevlig" tales förstås - men kom ihåg, du kan få ditt hjärta krossat som helst i världen och läsa om det i Readers Digest. Det är där du kommer att höra om "gaging, spy, suga, glufsa, dopning, baksmälla skit". Eller som jag kallar det, Rollns livet.
MANNEN ... du har funnits längre än oss alla. Om du har en historia att berätta ... c'mon .. överlämna den ... du vet att du vill!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 13.10.2012
Jag tror att vi alla måste ta ett steg tillbaka och dricka en kopp "härda käften ......
Jag vet hur det en slutar .... och till förmån för läsekretsen här, MÅSTE den publiceras! Jag hade en liknande historia många månar sedan. Som gör Bruce och jag är säker på att många andra här.
De säger det som inte dödar oss, gör oss starkare .. (Förutom hjärtinfarkt och cancer) .. I det här fallet, vad som inte dödar oss, bara gör oss cyniska jävlar som mig.
Fortsätt ..
@ RM - 10/10 för klockning av bilderna strategiska placeringen. Den här skiten är inte lätt!
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Lomeo… you are in for 4 months… yet only have 3 weeks to get shit done…. Maths was never my strong point but……?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2012
A van full of LB's? That would suck.I think you'd have to insist that the driver be a hot chick. Just to completely fuck ones mind!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2012
Mango Fortnightly – 8th October
Maldives eh? Sounds terrible!It's never too early to plan a bar crawl. Only thing is, we're probably going to be banned from most bar by the time March comes around.!!
Do try harder. Pull a sickie…. November will be one to remember!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2012
Not sure I agree with your money being in your own wallet. As it's like your cock.. better in a girls hands than your pocket!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2012
Hang on a minute… are you saying… the hot little gogo dancer was less than honest? That you were not the 'only one'.. and that she is not 'different'?!?!
This is hard to believe!!!
- I guess you may want to alter your post which be getting published later on today!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2012
Rainman… don't worry, I get an e-mail telling me someone had said a bad word or inserted a link into their comments. WordPress will automatically put them into 'moderation', so I have approve them incase it's spam. We wouldn't want this site being full of garbage like 'other' blogs now would we?
Several words trigger the moderation. To name just a few….
wife
commitment
faithful
love
känslor
emotions
caring
consideration
compassionOh hang on… that's not WordPress.. that's me.
Bad words that have no place on the blog get put into moderation. Didn't you mention a certain breakfast? I let that one go… but next time…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2012
eh? So you couldn't get a boner?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2012
The week I tried to forget. Part 2 – by Rob
(weirdo)Min ta på thailändska band är detta ... Håll dig till THAI MUSIK! Inget mer daft att titta på en thailändsk snubbe dansande runt på scenen bär skjortor basket och snusnäsdukar - tänker han är 50 Cent. Mer som 5baht.
Odd ... Jag har aldrig hört talas om en amerikansk eller engelsk band försöker sjunga thailändska låtar?!
Och när det kommer till den "levande" bit. Tja, kan du se varför alla dessa inspelningsstudior, datorer, ljud utrustning kostar en massa pengar. - Det är för att de får det att låta bra.
Oftare än inte, varje gång jag har mina öron överfallna av ett liveband vid Hilary eller Climax, får jag en känsla av att det är mer av en karaoke än ett professionellt band. De flesta människor säger att de vill se ett liveband på grund av några missriktade tanken att det gör dem ser hippa och trendiga. - Lite som att röka.
Och till slut ... på hertigen av Wellington, hade vi ett levande band. Dock bestod det av en fågel och en kille. Fågeln skulle sjunga (tyst) och killen skulle spela akustisk gitarr. Fredlig, stilrena och slag på öronen.
Om du gillar den typen av skit, sedan pop över till Afterhours bar som Kwan körs i Silom Soi 6.
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Den sista dagen - av Jack the Laddie
"Jag håller helt med om att det är bättre att vara i ögonblicket än tittar på den."
Denna filosofi inte skall tillämpas när det hänvisas till Prison Rape.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/11
Jag instämmer. Det handlar om samspelet som JTL uttryckte det. Jag brukade vara en av de Tier-sitters. Men var är det roliga i det? Jag gillar inte den grottman tillvägagångssätt bara eyeballing en flicka för 20mins .. sedan ta henne. Ingen interaktion, ingen kemi, ingen skrattar .... inte roligt!
Alltid gå för sittplatser vid scenen. Skaffa ett ben, blåsa en kyss, köpa en drink. Bättre att ha en bra kväll än 3 skit och kära!
DW tur kommer att lämna Big Mango Bar - 6 november 09:00, om någon är intresserad!
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På tal om Phil Collins ... han sa "du kan inte skynda kärleken".
- Tydligen har han aldrig varit på en kort tid hotellet.
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Den veckan jag försökte glömma. Del 2 - av Rob
IWZ - Bra info, tack.Jag tycker helgerna är inte den bästa tiden att träffa dessa platser - alltför många "andra" i det .. stinkande upp platsen.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 10.10.2012
Är Mixx i soi 4? Det är förmodligen därför jag aldrig har varit. Vad är mager på det? House, techno, trance, R & B? Alla ovanstående.
Tala om för mig finns det ingen levande musik.Climax för mig är helvetet på jorden. Inte bara full av skunkarna och bönder, men den levande musiken bara överfall öronen. Jag planerar inte att gå tillbaka dit tills hela platsen är planat och görs till en parkeringsplats
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 10.10.2012
Skönheten i Bangkok är att du aldrig behöver vara ensam för länge. - Om du inte vill.
Det är alltid praktiskt att ha en telefon full av siffror, men mer ofta än inte, ringer du siffrorna som en sista utväg, i en tid då du förmodligen berusad. Så sluta ringa nummer du skulle inte brukar ringa när du är nykter!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/09
8 dagar i Hong Kong - Del 2a av 3 av morefun
Lomeo ... din undersökande färdigheter är inget för varmt just nu ... eller ska jag kalla dig Poirot?Willem - Du har större chans att hitta ett signerat exemplar av Bibeln än att hitta en tjej som heter Bing som en gång arbetade i Wanchi "område"!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/10/09
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 8 oktober
Jag gillar mitt i veckan dagtid dricka. Sinking kalla en efter kall en.Resten av folket på kontoret är alltför imponerad men.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/10
Herr V, ledsen för det. På lördag, vi har en liten fest på Mango, så det var inte möjligt att få krypa fredag eller lördag.
Kan du dike inte arbeta för en dag?
Du kan alltid gå med oss efter jobbet?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/10
Lomeo ... Lomeo .....
Inte så snabbt, skjuta från höften. Du kommer att sluta skjuta dig själv i travare.
Per min skriva upp att du smällde, säger att det var ointressant ....
http://www.bigmangobar.com/main/2012/09/20/soi-cowboy-bar-crawl/
Efter Old Dutch, fortsatte vi till den andra änden av soi, eftersom det var det enda stället som var öppet så här tidigt.
Och behöver jag säga vad jag tycker om den franska?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/10
Och vi har en vinnare!
However .. den Tilac sak är buggning mig. Som Tilac var den 3: e eller 4: e bar vi gick i. Jag var inte berusad då .. och C-Man hade inte barfined hans tjej och köpte henne en apa. Så hur är det en bild på mig med apan var vid Tilac?
Är du säker på en annan bar inte har fått samma avföring?
Det är en gåta jag säga ya.
Baren klockan ska ringas för att hedra ditt namn .. Sir Raider!
(På natten när de flesta av personalen är avstängd)
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/10
Justera Blood Pump - av Rainman
Så sent nämnde häromdagen .. posten från PMMP täcker en hel del av detta.Riddare i skinande rustning syndrom
Skriftligt waaaaaay redan 2007 - några av kommentarerna är jättebra! De flesta av mina kommentarer är lustiga förstås.
Det finns även en massa kommentarer hästskit från min professor mate FFK
(FF står för antingen Knulla eller Fat Face. Upp till dig)
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.10.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 8 oktober
Cheers Dave. Det är tack vare er gästfrihet och vänlig personal som vi alla sluta med Anglewitch.Har du någonsin tänkt på att lägga till en annan show, som ormen showen, men med en apa? Jag gillar apor.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.10.2012
Justera Blood Pump - av Rainman
'Tillfällen "? När du får ut med pojkarna?!?!?!Nej nej nej nej nej. Detta duger inte!
Vad händer med alla? Varför är de alla vänder soppy?!
Rainman .. Bruce ... Jag antar att det är bara vi här på ut ... (manliga chauvinistiska svin R Us)
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.10.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 8 oktober
WOM - Ahh ... som ska förklara hur hon håller miss-uppringning mitt nummer varje gång jag ger den till henne.Stackars flicka.
@ Rainman .. det är i kylskåpet väntar på dig.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.10.2012
@ Bruce.
gay.@ Lomeo - du är med mig nu. Lelax. Kom ihåg, du hjärta är bara en mekanism för att pumpa blod till din kuk.
En natt med mig kommer att lämna dig aldrig vilja en annan tjej igen.
- Hänga på, som kom ut fel ....@ Cam - kommer att göra mate. Vad han huvudet trick .. Med håret är svårare att torka bort slem! Kul att du kom ihåg festen bit!
nR - ge dig själv en örfil med en våt fisk.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.10.2012
Jag skulle ha knivhögg dig för att göra mig ta en buss.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Jag föredrar min klubb.
Jag kallar det "Stab Club"
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Rainman - Brad Pitt har förbjudits. Han höll starta slagsmål.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Rainman är alltid på en stor en.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
Tja Don, tror jag att det var bollen vidrör inblandad.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Yeah .. och se om hon hittade min hjälm också.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Batman .... du i den 6: e också?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/06/10
Lomeo / Bruce ... Låt oss spara den här historien för 6th. Jag skulle vilja vara där för att hjälpa .. som jag var på handen vid den tiden och vill tro att jag hade en hjälpande hand i en) som orsakar den jävla problem och b) planering Bruces escape!
Jag väta själv tänker på det nu!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.10.2012
Ännu värre, när du vaknar upp i det.
- Och det är inte ens din.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.10.2012
Egentligen ... Bruce har den bästa berättelsen om alla ...
Det är som om han läste boken Private Dancer och sedan använde det som en skärm lek.
Uppsluppen när man tittar tillbaka på det!
Visst en historia att berätta över några kalla dem.
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Jack the Laddie continues….. – By JtL
- and a gun.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.10.2012
A week I tried to forget – by Rob
Rollns approach can be expensive.I'd consider a room with bunk-beds.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.10.2012
Great stuff Rob. I recently say the Nana carpark early one morning. It didn't look good.
I remember the days (and it wasn't that many years ago) when soi 4 would just be full of 'walkers'.. all around the carpark and NP entrance. These days, it looks like a Football tryout – for ladyboys.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.10.2012
Jack the Laddie continues….. – By JtL
@ Rolln…. “two detectives in Bangkok fighting the good fight”- So for you, that'd be a horror movie right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.10.2012
Another November to Remember? – Update 4
Gents.. actually, I have it on good authority that the girls are reeeeally impressed when you try to drink your own body weight in alcohol, or until you are bleeding from the eyes. Det är sant. And when doing it in the Mango, whilst ringing the bell for the staff.. well…. fuck me… to all the women, you look like Brad Pitt and George Clooneys love child.(honest)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.10.2012
Ha. erm…. I have to be honest here… we're a long way off the 'post with the most'!
Med det sagt .. vi försöker att slå ett nytt inlägg ut varje 2 eller 3 dagar.
När en post är kvar ute på egen hand för länge, går tråden off topic. Vi gör ett bra jobb hittills!
Jag tror BBB frukost stolpen och PMMP riddare i glänsande Armor ta mycket stryk. (187 & 208 respektive)
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Som Jack Nicholson sade i The Departed "Jag vill inte vara en produkt av min omgivning, vill jag min omgivning för att vara en produkt av mig".
- Jag är inte säker på vad det betyder ... men det säker som fan lät coolt kommer från Jack.
Jag är säker på att det skulle kunna tillämpas här någonstans.
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Häng på en minut ... "kom ihåg att det är just det - en fantasi. Det är inte riktigt "
För några av oss ... för en rättvis några år ... det är så vi rullar! SATKÄRING! (Ala Jesse från Breaking Bad)
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Jack the Laddie fortsätter ..... - Av JTL
"Saker dem i någons mun"?- Det är bara fel. Bara någon som har smakat jizz handduken skulle veta en sådan sak.
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Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
Chaps ... låt mig förklara min tidigare kommentar om "E-posta mig ditt krav"Om du skickar mig ett e-postmeddelande, ska jag lämna denna e-post i en mapp märkt "T-shirts".
Inom några veckor kommer min elit Admin team (Me eller Kwan) titta i mappen och hämta information och ge dem till våra T-shirt människor.Några krav som du sätter på en tråd på bloggen kommer länge förlorad för alltid, eftersom vi inte ser tillbaka hit. Vi kommer alltid fwd!
Typiska T-shirt kommer att bli en svart (eller vit) pikétröja. Default säger Big Mango Bar eller Mango Team. Vissa skit. Någon "anpassad" - du måste låta mig veta. Storlekar .. bra, jag bär ett stort och jag är en dvärg. Rainman behöver extra stor mungril storlek x 3
Du vet den e-postadressen. bigmangobar@hotmail.com
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Jack the Laddie fortsätter ..... - Av JTL
Tyskarna har rätt idé.- De tar med egna handdukar.
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I en anda av personlig hygien och allt det där ...
Visste du sitta på en handduk? Eller nakna ass på lazyboy stol? Om ingen handduk, så om du tänker på det, har du rört just åsnor med tusentals andra killarna!
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Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
WOM ... Jag har gjort något av detta. Och det är inte vacker.Alla .... skulle någon vara intresserad av några Mango T-shirts för "händelser"?!
Vi beställer några upp ... om någon är intresserad, kan vi ha namn broderat.
Jag ska ordet ut några priser .. De kommer att vara till självkostnadspris .. plus, är Kwan tittar på en del där om du går in på Mango får du en gratis drink.
- Vem gör det?!
Låt mig veta ... bigmangobar@hotmail.com
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WCP - efter timmar klubbar, lounger, innehav celler .... De är alla värda en skriva upp. Att få dessa lata jävlarna att göra det är en annan sak!
Tyvärr kommer jag inte vara i stan förrän den 5 november. Sluta med Mango hade träffa teamet. Vi har en ny handledare som heter "Ann" som just gått.
Jag tror att Bruce kommer att vara runt även ...
Hoppas att träffas för att dricka en dag ... i dina två årliga besök!
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Soi Cowboy Crawl .. slutsatsen - genom Daycrawler
Ahh ... väl som förklarar apan!Vad handlar det om december? Ser ut som jag inte vara där i december, som Santa sätter oss på tvåskift på leksaken fabriken.
Men ... "Fender Elite" är i stan i december. C-Man och Fender är en ganska bra par faktiskt. Ta saker till det extrema, så sparka skiten ur extrem och våga framåt.
Jag vill ha en apa.
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Soi 4 Bar Crawl - 7 November Update - Med Daydrinker
@ GM ... fuck yeah Nana Run är på. Träffa på Mango vid 8:00 mig finks. (Jag kommer att vara där från 7 bli full)
Jag har lagt till dig i listan med trupper och även kalendern. Bra att ha dig i laget.@ All ... "Vi fick oss en Convoy"
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@ Barry .. Jag har ofta sagt att de borde byta namn det "bleedin jävla uppenbara bar" .. men jag antar att det skulle göra en alltför lång webbadress.
Ja, vi kommer att bege sig in där. Ingen bar är för tufft för Mango soldater!
Endast de som inte är bekväma med sin sexualitet kommer att vara nervös.
Dessutom - det är det enda sättet vi kunde få Spats att ansluta sig till oss.
Är du vill använda ursäkten att "gå med oss" om vi går in där och ser dig med LB benen lindade runt halsen?
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En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
@ Lachiedog - Förlåt mig, var "dumbass oljefältet roustabout 'kommentar myntades av en mycket bra kompis till mig som råkar vara en misslyckad universitetsprofessor.Han hävdar att det är vad jag gör för en levande! Då igen, han gjorde också många andra påståenden såsom Mango såldes förra året, stängde ner, arbetade jag för Saudi Aramco? Och det bästa av allt .... enligt honom, tog jag från London University vid 16 års ålder! Jag önskar att man var sant!
Sanningen skall fram, tjänar en Roustabout långt mer än en Uni Tutor, så jag vet vilka jag hellre skulle vara. Jag är säker på att han hellre skulle vara en också, eftersom han behöver alla pengar han kan tjäna för att få honom som.
Jag ska stoppa det, är denna blogg inte om det småaktiga käbbel att han har en hardon för. En dag han får bollarna att möta mig. Tills dess ....
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Hands up dem som tycker nR behöver en kopp "hålla käften"?
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Min Finansiell rådgivare sa en gång till mig ...
"Daywalker, när du dör, skulle du hellre människor skyldig dig pengar, eller du var skyldig folk pengar"?
Jag sa till honom att skicka mig sin faktura
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Lita på mig, vad jag har planerat för den 1: a 2 veckorna i november, kommer du glömma allt om din wannabe fru! N
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Lachiedog ... Ledsen, du är inte dum nog att vara en "Dumbass Oilfield Roustabout". Du måste vara reeeeeeeally dum!
Att gå ner i stil va? Jag gillar det mycket!
I november "afterhours 'parten kommer att vara en bra en.
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Soi Cowboy Crawl .. slutsatsen - genom Daycrawler
Jag skulle ha märkt ett par kalsonger i påsen. Kommer att behöva kontrollera om någon av de trosorna är crotchless!
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En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
Bathana .... du borde verkligen ha ursäkter fodrade redan upp.Om min tjej kom tillbaka till min (UK eller NYC) spjälsäng och hittade ett örhänge, skulle jag bara säga "åh, måste det vara min tilltufsad syster ... hon bodde här en tid tillbaka".
Självklart måste du förklara att hon sov i din säng och du tog soffan. Du är en gent, inte en perv.Du kan sedan följa upp det förklarar likheterna mellan dig dela din plats med din syster - med Dexter och hans syster. Påpeka att Dexter var en seriemördare med inget hjärta.
Sparar en rörig bryta upp.
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Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 22 september
Lachiedog - För varje vacker flicka där ute, det finns en snubbe sjuk av hennes skit.Män ålder som ett fint vin. Kvinnor tycks ålder som mjölk. Det är en köparens marknad där ute.
nR .. tänka på det. När lilla spinner är din ålder, kommer du fortfarande att kunna ha tjejer som är hennes nuvarande ålder.
Allvarsam tanke.
- Och ni vet, gjorde jag faktiskt en gång väskan en Nicole Kidman lookalike i Oz en gång. Egentligen såg hon ut som om hon hade ätit Nicole Kidman. Det var James Bond accent som gjorde det. (Daniel Craig James Bond som är. Den svår
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 02.10.2012
Soi Cowboy Crawl .. slutsatsen - genom Daycrawler
Raider ... nej så fort. Tilac har samma avföring .. men det gör en annan bar. Jag var full när jag kom apan. Jag var inte full när jag kom till Tilac - så det var bara 3: e eller 4: e bar.Nästa .....
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- Du menar apa?
Har någon räknat ut Barstol ännu?
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Min eftermiddag med Kate Beckinsale ..... väl nästan! - Av Jack the Laddie
JTL - Bra att veta. Jag måste våga sig ut ur min comfort zone och kolla upp det. Bruce, Lomeo ... göra plats i era almanackor för den ena.
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Soi Cowboy Crawl .. slutsatsen - genom Daycrawler
- Devils arbete.Egentligen, om mina Spidey sinnen är korrekta ... nästa dag när jag besökte PRP att samla in min telefon - jag gjorde en resa till ditt badrum för att kasta upp. Jag märkte att det fanns en distinkt brist på toalettpapper.
Ingen toalett roll och ingen t-shirt? Tillfällighet?
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Dessa är de barer som jag minns tydligt att ha en bra tid i. Jag är inte en för att sitta på tier sittplatser .. med ett gäng andra snubbar som tittar på en diss-intresserade laguppställningen.
För mig bör gogo oss vara roligt och ha lite interaktion med flickor.
Det är bara min egen personliga preferenser. Jag antar att sitta upp på baksidan ur vägen ger dig en bättre chans att få en rabatt på handleden utan att det märks?
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Har precis tittat närmare på fotot av mig och apan .... det ser ut som jag har djävulen sitter på min axel i avkopplande pose efter att ha sagt "mitt arbete här"!
@ WOM - Om jag är ärlig, eftersom vi alla hade samma mål, att besöka alla barer, var allt som behövdes någon att hålla ett öga på tiden och skriker åt publiken att dricka upp. Vilka Bubba gjorde det mesta.
Självklart kan vi ha bromsat som C-Man avlägsnade trosor från tjejer, barfined en dansare, fick henne till spillo och sedan började slåss med Mamasan av bortkastade flicka, men allt som allt var publiken ganska väluppfostrade och tog sin uppgift på allvar.
Rulla på nästa månad ....
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Min eftermiddag med Kate Beckinsale ..... väl nästan! - Av Jack the Laddie
Jag trodde Bier Garten var full av kvinnor i "Avancerat" år?Has the place changed? Can't say I've been in there for a while.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.10.2012
Another November to Remember? – Update 4
Good man. There are far too many women in this world that think they are equal.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2012
I assume you told her in an e-mail?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2012
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
Hi David,I am 'guessing' that it's easy to find a girl for a bit of 3-way action. I don't think you have to focus in on specialist places. Just ask any Mamasan in the gogo's.
I remember my ex once saying we could go look at some girls for a threesome. I stipulated though, I that I get to choose them both. She had no sense of humor!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2012
Another November to Remember? – Update 4
Rainman… fuck yeah!!! Glad to have you in the November team! Will you be sporting a 'Movember'?!?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2012
A Bangkok Trip Report Part 5 by The Lurcher
Zig zag… What's wrong with spending 10k? It doesn't go far these days.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.09.2012
My Afternoon with Kate Beckinsale…..well almost! – by Jack the Laddie
Just knowing Rolln gives me a headache too.Kate Winslet? Yuk. Ginger pug.
I much prefer Sigourney Weaver. You have to admit she looked hot when that Alien dude fucked her up.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.09.2012
I feel I have to clarify a little……
Apart from being low season, the number of patrons in the Mango goes up and down each night. If you happen upon the place and it's empty, well, stick around as others will be along eventually!
I keep getting in trouble from Miss Tim and Big Boss Kwan for scooping up all the people in the bar and taking them on a Nana run.
And then there are times when I am hoofed out of my seat to make way for punter as there are not enough seats available.
Lyssna på mig, skulle du tro att jag äger stället.
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Jeeeeze ... vad är det med dig pussy-whipped killar.Ge flickan ett val. Du kan stänga av GPS, eller du kan begrava telefonen i hennes skalle. Antingen fungerar för mig.
Som jag har ofta sagt till min tjej - när du lyfter radar med Rolln ... "Om något du inte gillar vårt nuvarande arrangemanget, se till att stänga dörren på vägen ut"
En TG har att göra tillägg. Den farang måste bara berätta för henne (eller någon tjej) att han är tillgänglig.
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En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
G-Man ... välkommen ombord! Vi är inte legender ... bara berusad idioter om sanningen ska fram.Ser fram emot att träffa dig på 6: e ... när jag träffade stan.
Sätt dig ner för Soi 4 (dagtid) krypa på 7: e med Bruce och I.
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Här är vad du gör ...
Fråga henne .. "Hur skulle du vilja att gå ut och handla, köpa några nya (sexy) kläder, få håret gjort och sedan gå ut med alla dina kompisar och få helt berusad"?
När hon säger "ja", säger "Good. Eftersom du är dumpad ".
Fungerar varje gång.
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Panda suite du säger? Jag gillar ljudet av det. Har de gorilla sviter också?
Jag är för en maskeraddräkter crawl.
Som för att väcka din Teerak .... växa ett par man. När allt med den här publiken, kan vi inte garantera att vi inte kommer att slå på henne efter sprit har förbrukats.
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Doh. Tråkigt att höra Cheeseman. Tar ledningen position Mango Resident Snabb Action Response Team (MR FART) blir Bruce.
Han har gjort rundor flera gånger och även levde livet av en karaktär i en välkänd bok
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Oooo ... Grey Goose?! Du fräck liten sak du ...!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.09.2012
Doh. Jag ska rubrik ut runt 18. Om ni vill ha gas för din bil, har denna "Dumbass Oilfield Roustabout" (tydligen?) För att komma tillbaka till jobbet!
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Chaps ... Jag har uppdaterat posten igen. Betecknas med ett "update 2" i titeln. Håll koll på uppdateringar.
Jag ska se till att ha ett 'Event' sida i något skede. Men för nu, håll utkik efter uppdateringar och kalendern.
Om jag har missat människor utanför - då ursäkter. Om du vill ha integration på kalendern, maila mig datum / planer för alla att dela.
Jag får inte betalt för detta .. men jag accepterar Vodka
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Ha ... anledningen till att du inte kan kommentera andras kommentarer - är att hålla tråden går .. istället för sub-trådar.
Och även för att uppmuntra dig (alla) för att betala regelbundna besök till bloggen!
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Cowboy Bar Crawl - Del 2 av Drunkwalker
Thats 'skandalöst! Jag minns inte det ... även om jag tror att jag minns andra som pratar om det.Du har uppenbarligen problem och liten eller ingen respekt för kvinnor.
Du är min hjälte.
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nR ... den var fjortonde dag - 30 juli. Håll dig uppdaterad
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C-Mans kollektion kommer att visas i festlokal på Mango ... med en plakett (A4 bit papper) till minne av Cowboy Crawl av september 2012.
Vid den tiden, skulle alla doften av billig parfym har luktat bort crothes av olika scallywags.50k är lagom för en utekväll. Används för att vara mer tills jag övergav snyltare.
Vad är det med NR och Tim? Jag tror att han gillar henne "för mycket"
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En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
LA Bar krypa?- Jag är inne
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Cowboy Bar Crawl - Del 2 av Drunkwalker
Det blir ingen "beröring" av Tim. Det är bara fel.Varför inte du gifta dig med just din tjej? Hon är uppenbarligen knullar upp alla planer du har. Blimey, du racing för att komma tillbaka till "fru" - även om (och kan vara ärliga) du skulle vara i något skick att göra något!
Bryter med grabbarna att gå och se GF / maka / inhyrd hjälp är kallt. Mycket kallt. Åtminstone WOM haft anständighet att kloroform sina frugan innan han gick ut .. lämna honom för att gå vidare med de nätter aktiviteter med gott samvete!
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En annan november ihåg? - Update 4
PRP ... Jag ska rita dig till Pattaya i 12 då.
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God man Lomeo.
However, you maybe excluded from the crawl if you are going frivolously break the law like that.
Not wearing shit-catchers is illegal!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2012
Top man Bruce. Knew I could rely on you.
I'll do a separate post for each even to be undertaken. I've penciled you in for all of them.
Lomeo.. are you there on the 7th?
I love it when a plan comes together.
Being on soi 4.. I could always call up a Mango Team member to bring food and a change of underpants.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2012
Mango Fortnightly – 22nd September
I no longer pay for sex.Instead, I pay for moaning, whinging, complaining sulking……
Would you want sex after that lot?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2012
Cowboy Bar Crawl – Part 2 by Drunkwalker
Ha. Brilliant.Thanks for the kind offer. – but I'd consider it too cheeky to have asked.
Besides, it's taught me a valuable lesson. Never go out on the piss with less than 50k.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2012
Another November to Remember? – Update 4
It looks like we have a winner for being the nominated 'host'?!?!Salty – knock up some sort of plan / schedule and submit it to my secretary for a approval.
The reason I thought of soi 6 (or any other soi) is that these things are best executed when we don't have to travel far to the next bar. We tend to loose people when we're in a soi with all the bars next to each other. Let alone if the bars are dotted all over the place.
We need a soi.. and a line of bars. If you have a suggestion then we'll get on to it.
Jag är glad att sortera en minibuss lämnar Bangkok runt 12 och avgår Patts runt 02:00.
Jag är även beredd att få kocken på Mango för att göra oss lite frukost vid återlämnandet om det behövs.
Att inleda förfaranden, den nov 7: e .. Jag ska göra en soi 4 krypa på dagtid. Från toppen, gå waaaaaay ner till botten. Inget officiellt. Om du vill ha det, låt mig veta.
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Sa jag att Fender var av "Elite" ...... skrubba det.
Jag är säker på att en man med hans hjälp kunde bara släppa allt och hoppa på hans privata jetplan.
Skäms på dig.
Fallen hjälte.
(Inget tryck
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.09.2012
Stränder? vem fan vill se dem? Madness.
Det är officiellt. Hua Hin är från bordet nu.
Flygplats mickar i en minibuss? Hmm ... inte säker på att jag kunde få det en förbi vår revisor. Jag kunde alltid sätta dig på baksidan av min cykel?
- Handbagage endast though. Och du betalar vägtullarna.
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@ NR Jag är säker på fröken Tim inte läsa bloggen. Efter att ha sett alla oss berusade dårar förbi baren med flickor i olika stadier av berusning, jag tycker verkligen inte att hon skulle vilja läsa om detaljerna!
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Bra punkt Bruce. Denna lilla utflykt är behöver en projektsponsorn.
Den som vill hoppa in och ta ledningen till Hua Hin?
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Vi behöver inte göra Pattaya ... det finns andra ställen inte är där? Hua Hin? Eller är det inte värt det?
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C-Man .. Jag tror inte att jag kommer att kunna göra det i december till efter jul. Så en Nyårsfest är på korten!
Du vet, om detta festande lärka fortsätter, jag tror att jag kommer att behöva anlita en arrangör eller något!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.09.2012
Inga bekymmer Rob ... Håll koll här inlägget för uppdateringar om vad planen är.
Beträffande din demografiska, observera att vi inte kommer att besöka några LB barer
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Bruce Bruce Bruce ......
Problemet med "kvällen" flickor, är att de är skyldiga att återvända till sin arbetsplats i slutet av natten (vet inte varför).
Om vi rundar upp några "all night" flickor, då de brukar vara på en klocka och kommer att vara mer benägna att slappna av mer.
Alla de bästa festerna äger rum efter timmar, så du behöver inte skriva bort det ännu.
Och kom ihåg, om ditt namn finns inte med på listan, är att du kommer inte in!
Jag hade tänkt att ha ett ord med Straps besättningen och se om detta parti är upp för lite efter på kvällen festande.
Åh, och jag är säker på att de är alla oskulder.
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@ Alla ..... Gents, här har alla förutsättningar att bli något vackert ....
Vi har 2 alternativ ... väl kanske 3.
1) Den "normala" Mango Party övervåningen. Jag barfine ett gäng "vänliga" flickor från Plaza. Kick off runt 21:00 .. billig sprit och fri mat och sedan linda upp det runt 01:00 när förhoppningsvis alla är berusade. Alla välkomna
2) Vi väntar tills stängning .... ordna ett gäng tjejer att ansluta sig till oss när de slutar arbeta vid Plaza (löften om otaliga rikedomar) och sedan har vi en privat fest bakom låsta dörrar / luckor. Mango får inte ha någon personal, men jag är säker mellan oss, kan vi öppna en flaska öl och häll en Tequila?
3) Båda
Vi skulle kunna göra en Nana springa runt 09:00 scouting för tjejer som vill ha en "afterhours 'parti?
Tankar ......
@ NR Din tjej, hon är kort, mörk hud, svart hår och en stavelse namn?
@ Cheesy - Kom med oss. Jag skulle kunna göra med en kollega Brit - som kommer att förstå min humor.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.09.2012
Safe reser Ron. Hoppas att se er snart igen!
Var noga med att ge oss din amerikanska nummer så vi kan ringa upp dig i november från Plaza.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.09.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 22 september
Tro mig, det är verkligen inte värt att sparka upp en stink
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.09.2012
Lomeo ... var att kommentaren betydde för mig? "@ DW '?
Om det var .. det finns ingen "mai pen rai" attityd för mig att fatta. Det är mitt sätt .. eller fuck off till hela vägen!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.09.2012
Häng på en minut ... "missade drycker"?!?!?!Nästa du ska tala om för mig att du inte får sugas upp mina 2 flickor och sedan Fook annan i nästa bar.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.09.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 22 september
Som vi alla iväg hem från moderlandet, varför är det vi alltid se tillbaka och tänka "wow ... fan det var en bra tid", men när vi är där, vi befinner oss bli förbannad med allt och inget. Odd.Jag hade en fantastisk tid, och vid risk för att låta homosexuella - det var bra att umgås med grabbarna. När så många är i stan samtidigt, det är alltid lätt att greppa en vinge man för natten.
Cam - hur var Patts? Eventuella berättelser där? Den rakade huvudet trick fungerar det också!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.09.2012
nR .... inte gay det upp!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 23.09.2012
nR ... bara vara försiktig med dessa känslor. De har ingen plats i vår miljö!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 23.09.2012
Har vi Tempel i Storbritannien?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Jag föredrar Monaco som min F1 mötesplats. Det är bara surr. Jag har kört det i en Ferrari, 911 Turbo och min R1. Halva surr är i rida / köra.
Nu när jag är gammal och dålig, tog jag en plan och en hyrbil. Inte riktigt samma.
Nästa år ska jag nog måste åka dit på en skateboard.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Flickor behöver pengar. Om de är med dig av "kärlek" .. då de inte är ute tjäna. Oavsett om du kallar det "taxi pengar" eller mat pengar, oavsett vad du kallar det. Du hamnar att ge dem något. Folk inser inte att köpa dem en drink eller lite mat finns fortfarande pengar!
Det finns tjejer där ute men som verkligen gillar dig. De är inte i det för pengarna. De måste dock fortfarande pengar oavsett orsak.
Om du var i ditt eget land - dating är inte billigt.
Det är enkelt .. om du är på semester, sedan hålla relationerna tillfällig. Om du bor där ... ja ... då är du körd!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Jim ... våldtäkt räknas inte.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Jag tror nR behöver skriva upp sina bedrifter under de senaste veckorna.
- Det är bättre än en såpopera.
Däremot tror jag att det hela kommer att sluta i tårar .... (His!)
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Jag har en inlaga från Lomoe .... del 2 av cowboy kör och en annan bit jag arbetar på när det gäller en annan bar crawl.
- Om du har något att dela med ... du vet adressen!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/09/22
Sea luft? Finns det ett hav i Pattaya?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 21.09.2012
nR - Fan. Du är flickan var (är) som hottie. Mer över, hon blir förtrogen med din omgivning / vänner, vilket också bidrar till dem koppla av och ha roligare.
4 dagar? Tja, kan det vara en bra sak. Du har bara tid att ha lös roligt - och ingen tid att bilda en relation!
Skaffa dig till Eden ......
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 21.09.2012
ROLLN ... det var någon jagar ... men det var lite senare.
WG - du kysst en Mamasan?? Eeeeeee .... yuk! KISSING????
Companyman - Jag önskar att jag hade dina problem.
nR - Jag önskar att jag hade dina problem också!
Patpong krypa någon?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 21.09.2012
Jag hade kul.
Egentligen var det umgänge med olika karaktärer vad gjorde det roligt för mig.
T-shirts .... Dålig idé. Jag kan bara se polisen jaga några av oss ner på gatan efter sparkar igång i Afterskool. Bust vissa flicka i mandelmassa och stoppa henne smartphone i rumpan. Polisen skriker ... "vem som helst se hur de ser ut"? - Bara att ha alla säga "De var klädda Mango T-shirts"!
Jag ska nämna utgifter i del 2. Jag känner mig fortfarande generad att be WhisperingG att betala för min drink i slutet.
Jag tänker på en BJ bar crawl nästa. Jag tror inte att det kommer att pågå så länge men?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 20.09.2012
Jag lämnar det till dig mycket att nämna några "incidenter" som inträffat på denna sträcka ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 20.09.2012
Bubba .. Jag arbetar på uppskrivning. Det kommer. Jag måste göra lite massage med noterna att ge dem värde.Under tiden, har jag en uppskrivning från Rainman att publiceras inom kort att köpa mig lite tid.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 18.09.2012
nR ... det är ganska störande när man kör dessa siffror.
Jag skulle betala en premie för "inga känslor".
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 18.09.2012
Om jag är ärlig ... Jag har betalat mycket mer.
- Ha! Bara fyllning mitt ansikte i loungen, när en kille sa bara "hej igen". Känner jag att jag frågade? Han svarade att han var i kön med mig förra veckan på flygplatsen när jag berättade för en belastning av indianer (som drev in) för att komma till baksidan av kön!
Det låter som mig. Hur som helst, han frågade om jag hade haft en trevlig tid och jag svarade att Nana Plaza aldrig misslyckas med att leverera.
"Nana Plaza"? "Vad som" frågar han?
Fool. Jag gick bara ut i avsky.
För de närmaste 12 timmarna, kommer jag att vara på ett plan. Jag nurseRon och Companyman är fortfarande mycket slår det fullt på hänga med dem om du kan!
Kul att se dingho häromkvällen .. även om det var bara kortvarig.
Fortsätt ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 17.09.2012
Chaps .... Kwan har fått matlagning bug igen ... hon är nu på marknaden att köpa en last av livsmedel redo att laga mat för en 3: e världen.
Sluta med och säga hej / hejdå om du får chansen!
nR & Bubba i huset så långt ...
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 16.09.2012
6000?
Såvida hon ger honom en fri TV med det - jag skulle ha sagt till henne fook off!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 16.09.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Gents .... Börjar känna mig lite bättre tack vare en Vodka & Redbull ...Gruppmöte på Mango i morgon .... 08:00 och framåt.
Behöver få lite toner ner.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 13.09.2012
Jag har precis kastat upp.
Var tvungen att vandra över halva världen i morse för att hämta min telefon.
Feel like skit. Jag lämnade den sista baren vid 03:30 efter min telefon!
Mer att följa ... just nu, jag behöver lite "mig tid".
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 13.09.2012
Nu i Mango redo att bege dig till den gamla holländska!
Det finns ingen skam i att klämma in en apelsinjuice i här och där ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 12.09.2012
Pete .. inga bekymmer. Förhoppningsvis kommer du att kunna jaga oss!
Jag sitter nu i loungen på Heathrow flygplats .. fyllning mitt ansikte med gurka smörgåsar och ducka alla olympierna i rullstolar.
Skulle någon vilja titta in i Mango i morgon kväll för att företaget upp planer eller bara säga hej .. Jag kommer vara där från 18:00 och framåt. Jag kommer också att ta en liten promenad till Plaza om någon vill följa med!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 11.09.2012
Killar ... Jag behöver bekräftelser för Old Dutch folk som förbereder maten.
- Alla på listan kommer fortfarande?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 10.09.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 29 aug 2012
Bara vaknade i Italien ... knackered från walking 100 miles igår för att titta på F1 kval.Håll utkik efter mig på 1st böj!
Bangkok i morgon ....
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 09.09.2012
Big Trouble in Thailand - genom Daywalker
Att veta vad du gör i Thailand ... Jag skulle hålla det hemligt för!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 07.09.2012
Jag är Burnin ', jag är Burnin', jag Burnin 'For You - Av Bananaman
Jag var tvungen att köpa en låda för trupperna på jobbet en gång. Frågade apoteket för en låda och hon sa "vad smak"??!- Jag sa till henne att jag inte ger ett skit. Det är inte som jag gör en bagatell. Har hon tror att folk tog dem eftersom de smakar gott?
@ Rolln - du borde ha upplyst din läkare att du regelbundet cykla - och sedan gå vidare för att beskriva raket driven cykel JackAss. Kanske inte.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 06.09.2012
"En seg, ful, 50 år gammal + massör kraxade" massage! "Genom hennes cigarettrök och BAM!, Erektion."
I fel händer, det är farligt! Är du säker på att detta var Kamagra och inte några magiska bönor?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 06.09.2012
När jag pratar med folk om de små blå piller, är jag ofta mött samma svar ... "Jag behöver inte dem".
Till vilket jag svarar ... "jag inte behöver två turbos på min Porsche, men det är blodiga bra roligt att ha dem"!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.09.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Påminnelse till alla. Samling vid Old Dutch kl 18:15 till 18:45 på onsdag!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.09.2012
Jag är Burnin ', jag är Burnin', jag Burnin 'For You - Av Bananaman
Jag har haft en liknande upplevelse. Jo faktiskt, inte lika alls. Jag hade en curry i England som var i princip som att äta eld. Det ska lära mig att vara otrevlig mot servitören.Hur som helst, från och med nu, gör jag säker på att jag håller toalett roll i kylen innan jag har någon större kryddig mat.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.09.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 29 aug 2012
Min check-bok? Är detta någon form av tjänst du tillhandahåller mig?!Egentligen ... det skulle vara roligt. skriva ut en check i en gogo bar och hugg den i vissa flickor byxor!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 03.09.2012
Varje gång jag får i en taxi på flygplatsen och tala om för föraren "Soi 4 '. Han frågar "vad namnet hotel".På vilket jag svarar "inget hotell. Jag går direkt till baren "
Han måste tro att jag är sååååå hardcore!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 03.09.2012
Försökte redan. Vägtullen personen gobbed av vid taxichauffören - han kom upp med pengar.
Jag slår vad om att de är i det tillsammans.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 03.09.2012
Att få ett HIV-test i Sukhumvit
nurseRon - Jag gör bara en stor sak om du bär en gummi handske över din todger - och säger att du ska kolla min framstupa.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.09.2012
Eric - Förhoppningsvis har du fått allt klart?!?!?!?!?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.09.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Käkar ... kolla uppdateringarna på Drinkathon. Käkar som äger hälften av Cowboy har vuxit mig en "deal" på lite mat innan vi iväg!Följ med oss på den gamla holländska kl 18:15 för pre-drink tilltugg.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.08.2012
Lomeo går för guld! - Genom Lomeo
"Få till hotellet. Incheckning. Blowjob "- Smart! Vilket hotell var det? Blow Job på vid incheckningen!
Dessa friggin tarotkort. Hur är det alla flickor tror att de kan berätta för din framtid med en kortlek? Min tjej sa att hon kunde förutsäga min framtid ser en enkel kortleken.
Jag sa att jag kan förutsäga sin framtid genom att titta på hennes matintag.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.08.2012
10 saker jag saknar om Bangkok just nu ..... - Vid Daywalker
'Dffdf ".... Snälla, om du ska bokföra här, tänka ut ett namn i stället för slumpvis slå på tangentbordet. Namn som "dffdf" gå rakt in i moderation - vilket betyder att jag måste gå igenom massor av spam och skit för att filtrera bort de genuina kommentarer.Tack
När det gäller kommentaren ... inte lyssna på honom. Han är berusad.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.08.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Dolph ... Jag har knackat upp lite kalkylblad.Den listar alla barer - de är på schemat i utstationering.
Jag tror det är lättare om vi börjar i toppen / botten och arbeta oss uppåt / nedåt.
På min lista, jag ska kryssa helt enkelt bort dem när vi går tillsammans. Jag ska också spela in om det är värt en re-besök och om flickorna är ok Inte riktigt mycket annat vi ger ett skit om egentligen.
Åh, jag noterar också hur många i vårt parti finns i varje bar ... bara så jag kan namnge och hänga ut de människor som borgen på oss!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.08.2012
hmmm ... vi kan reda ut det utbetalande när vi alla träffas i början. Jag tror att de människor som är tillsammans - det kanske bättre att göra rundor och de icke-drickare har ensamvargar separerar? Bara tänka på hur 12 fack på bordet kommer att förvirra oss.
Jag är inte på något sätt gör alla regler här uppe. Denna crawl är för oss alla.
Som Rubber Duck sade i Convoy .. "De är inte efter mig, jag är bara Stugans av dem"
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.08.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 29 aug 2012
Jag gissar att filmen skulle sluta i en röra
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 30.08.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Varför är det så att jag började skratta, när man läser att du skrattar åt din kompis skrattar. Det är en hel del skratt.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 30.08.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 29 aug 2012
ROLLN .... Gråt inte. Även tågen kan vara "elit".
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 29.08.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Tro honom inte ZUFO. Han har inte en solbränna.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/28
Mango tvåveckorsperioder - 29 aug 2012
- Det bör finnas ett typsnitt för "sarkasm".Hon blev aldrig inbjuden. Skämt förlorar sin humor när man måste förklara dem!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker kl 2012/08/28
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12th September – Updated!
I am sure there will be sufficient time to have a quick shot in the Mango… you tight bastard
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2012
lachiedog. Stop it. Seriously, you're killing me here.
Stop by the Mango and let me slap you around the face a little. Then we'll go for a little walk that will change your life forever. (in a good way).
If the cowboy crawl is a success, I'll then arrange another bar crawl… the bj bar crawl.. Lolitas, Dr BJ, Lollipop and Kangaroo. Any takers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2012
Rolln… you are right, I wouldn't know about that as I never sleep in the day in America.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2012
nR – are you aware that nappy is a word we use in the UK that means diaper. Kinda puts a whole new spin on what you've said there.
- you sicko!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2012
I can see going to Lolitas, Dr.BJ and Lolipops being a bit of a problem. (wearing those dart costumes)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2012
I hear ya. However, we don't really spend much time in Cowboy these past few years. All attention has been spent locally at the Plaza. Which, we'll hit at a later time.
I'll put some feelers out so one of the guys who owns several bars. Thing is, I would feel cheeky asking for a happy hour, as I know him, yet as I don't know his competitors, pay full price. It's a tricky one.
What we can do though, is before we set off, sort out the order in which we'll visit the bars. That way, we can hit certain bars that we are not keen on giving custom to, during Happy Hour.
I need to employ a PA to organize all this shit.
nRon ... natten innan, föreslår jag att du och jag träffas diskuterar taktik. 08:00 vid Straps?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.08.2012
supermonger .... frukta inte, det är bara 30 barer. Du behöver inte dricka en alkoholhaltig dryck i varje bar. Och du kan komma och gå med oss eller lämna oss när som helst.
Jag kommer att skicka ut Tweets - att låta alla veta var vi är!
Det har alla förutsättningar att bli en ganska bra (berusad) social händelse.
Jag hoppas att de barägare i soi cowboy uppskattar det!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.08.2012
ZUFO - Du kommer att vara den 3: e person flyger in om du gör!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.08.2012
nRon ... Jag gillar ditt sätt att tänka.
Jag tänker att torsdag ska vi vara lite värre för slitage. Och om vi inte, vi dricker inte tillräckligt.
På fredag - förhoppningsvis kan vi samlas på Mango för att berätta några berättelser för uppskrivning. Vi kan sedan besöka några Nana barer
Snacks och skott kommer att ges för cowboys.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.08.2012
Saker hetare här!
Jag har precis haft ett e-mail frågar vilken tid kick off är på Cowboy körningen.
Well .. Jag planerar att inleda förfaranden vid 17:00 på Mango. Detta får mat inne före fyllning mig upp med sprit. Sedan träffas och hälsar kamraterna innan du ger dig iväg runt 18:30. Du kommer att säga 18:30 är för tidigt, men det finns några open air barer som vi kan få ut vägen innan gogo öppna upp. Shadow bar till exempel.
Vi har en lång lista att gå igenom!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.08.2012
Companyman ....Naturligtvis är det möjligt att titta på F1 med ljud. Fråga bara den härliga Tim bakom baren.
Som för 9 ... Jag kommer att vara där och tittade med dig. Tja, i anden ändå. Om TV-kameran panorerar på mig, jag ska ge er alla en våg från start / slut rakt
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.08.2012
Jag håller med Jack. Det är en jävla röra.
Och som han säger - om de har en krasch, inte slänga de då allt ut, ha inte fungerat för dem? Eller är de det "otur" att de behöver all den lycka?
Jag vill bara tacka den gode Herren att han gjorde mig en ateist.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.08.2012
Soi Cowboy Challenge! 12 september - Uppdaterad!
Nr. Skaffa dig över. Gör det.Jag ser Kwan vardag. Inte ett problem att stanna vid Afterhours i Silom men. Måste ringa i förväg så att hon kan sätta några glas askkoppar på borden för oss.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 26.08.2012
Dolph… this is only down to me going there many.. many times with various people. I guess the girls appreciate the return custom. All to many times they're subjected to the one-night tourists that promise to come back and see them later that night or the following night and never do.
That and me also being similar to Tom Cruise. Well.. height wise anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.08.2012
I am surprised at ROLLNs comment. I thought he'd have said 'why a threesome? Why not a Fivesome'?
Lachiedog… fear not. We will 'take care you very big'.
It just so happens… we're tight with a few mamasans.. You are in good (evil) hands!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.08.2012
We can always ask if they do take-out.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2012
In some bars… we can just have a shot of Tequila or Jeager. Maybe even a coke. There is no shame in vomiting either. If it's to help you soldier on.. then you get a 'pass'.
Man up and be counted.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2012
Pete, I count 32 bars.
32 drinks… No problem. We can head over to Nana after.
6 bars an hour. 10 mins in each bar. The time taken to get the drinks is the main problem. Maybe we should send the person who finishes his drink 1st – ahead to the next bar to order the drinks prior to us piling through the door?
I should do this shit for a living.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2012
Bubba… C'mon.. admit it. You only want to stop there early so that there is more of a selection for barfining!
Actually.. I was thinking we just start at the top/bottom and work our way down?
That way, the last drink of the night will be that Yah-dong (spelling?) from that manky old wooden bucket they sell on the street at the entrance of Cowboy.
Enough to make anyone puke.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2012
Cool. For all those in attendance… on the Friday after, I'll put on a little spread at the Mango.. food n drink for the Iron Men. Hopefully we'll all be sick of booze by then so it won't cost me much.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2012
I'll ask Stick and DtR if they want to join us.
nR – What is it you want Stick to do? (from the other post)
I am not sure we'll want pictures
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2012
I am gonna see if Walter wants to join in!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2012
10 Things I miss about Bangkok right now….. – by Daywalker
This is worthy of it's own posting…. stand-by all…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2012
8-Ball. As I live in soi 4… walking to the junction would be considered the 'end' for me, as that is the end of the journey down that road.
Look at it like a piece of string that you are holding in the middle. Which is the start, and which is the end?
Also. Life is like a box of chocolates. Don't know what that means either – but the film made like a half billion dollars.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2012
Hell yes it's am open invitation on the 12th… However, you will be required to take notes – for the write up I'll have to do after.
Anyone else interested?
Companyman.. I've added you to the Calendar.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.08.2012
How long are you in town for lachiedog?
Around the 12th September… PRP and I are going to complete a challenge of visiting EVERY bar in soi cowboy in an evening.
Might need some warm-up or warm-down sessions too!
Någon?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.08.2012
One thing that Bangkok (Nana Plaza) misses right now.
- Me
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.08.2012
Mango Fortnightly -15th August
fdfd – Believe me… you don't know the half of it!Pencil a visit to the bar in about 3 weeks… I'll be there to give you a little guided tour 'DW' style. Trust me.. you'll like it!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2012
Thank-You Eden Club by Daywalker
Crabman….. I hear the French dude has now gone. Apart from that, I've not even been in the street for years.Maybe some of the hardcore pervs amongst us can tell us what it's like these days?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2012
Mango Fortnightly -15th August
fdfd, You are correct. We were.It's not like we fell out. He just stopped contacting me and started being a twat.
You can only put up with shit for so long.
Moving on…….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2012
I've always liked the idea that if you go down for more than 30 seconds.. then you have to stay down for an hour and a half.- also a tactic that I have enforced on my girlfriend.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2012
Mango Fortnightly -15th August
Dolph – This isn't really the place to talk about why YP is no longer with us (the mango that is, he'd not dead).All I can say is that you can only do so much for people. And if the rumors that I am hearing are true – then he better stay out of my reach.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.08.2012
Doc… you were saying????Good crowd in the Mango right now. Seems footy is more popular than UB40 & Lady Gaga?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.08.2012
Anyone know of an electrical/audio-visual type person in Bangkok?
We seem to have some interference on one of the tv screens. Need to get that shit sorted. Någon?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.08.2012
Yeah, football is that game you guys play wearing all that body armor, protection and crash helmets.. yet carry the ball in your hands?
Like Rugby for girls?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.08.2012
Aha…. that'll be the old Admin user thingy I got going on here… try again lads… sorry!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2012
erm… it does on my machine?!?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2012
Mango Fortnightly -15th August
The $$ was for the import duty. Not the shipping fees.Besides, 8000 miless? Fook that. They don't have that kind of high mileage on them put together!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2012
I did once look into bringing one of my old R1′s across from the UK. It would have cost ion the region of $16,000. Just not worth it.
I am not sure I would want to buy a second hand R1 in Thailand, as I'd not know the history. And as for a new one.. well, they're just way too over-priced. The problem I have is that I know how much a bike is worth (in the UK) so I just refuse to pay over the odds in Thailand for the same bike.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2012
Time to get the hell out of here…..
Will – let me check my diary…….. I think I just might be!Jag ska komma tillbaka till dig.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 15.08.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder-15 augusti
Fan ... Jag måste hela tiden påminna mig själv att slå dem synpunkter på!Kommentera bort!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 15.08.2012
The Big Mango har nu en Webmaster thingy - från Baltimore!Vi gillar den gröna också!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 14.08.2012
Min drinkathon var ingen lätt bedrift heller!
Walter förresten, kan hittas i Mango på helger - kväll. Han är ganska mycket blivit tillsagd att Kust vända upp och när han känner för det.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 13.08.2012
Trodde jag skulle fånga den olympiska avslutningsceremonin i London. Inte säker på om det var något bra som jag var berusad.
Storbritannien är ganska hett just nu. Massor av tjejer som visar köttet. Varför är det så långt tjejer vill visa mer kött. Det bör finnas en lag mot det.
DTR .. hålla ett öga på Walter för mig kommer ya ... Jag vet hur han är, han kommer att inlines runt baren jagar alla tjejer så fort han har chansen.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 13.08.2012
10 saker som gör mig förbannad just denna vecka - efter Daywalker
Där du går igen .. annan pik på mig för att vara kort!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 12.08.2012
Precis hängde med Dave Rave .. Stickman och "byggd som en tegelsten shite hus Pete ... vi hit staps, Pretty Lady, Anglewitch, reklamaffischer och Spankys.
Knulla mig ...... Spankys är platsen att vara. Det måste vara den mest packade ut plats i Nana.
Kudos till Dave Rave ..... köper Walter sin första drink som Mango Team medlem.
Det är fredag i några timmar ... låt spelet börja ...
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 10.08.2012
Don ... Utnämning noteras i iPad. Ingen wanking though.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 09.08.2012
Jag ska wanking i Plaza ikväll med Stickman ... runt 22:00 om någon vill gå med?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 09.08.2012
Bara sett Total Recall.Jag önskar att jag kunde besöka Total Recall och implantera ett minne av stickande själv i benet i 2 timmar i stället titta på den filmen.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 05.08.2012
Just då folks ... tillbaka till det. Play-tiden är över!
Allt som händer ikväll?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 04.08.2012
Tacka fan för nedläggningar ... jag lider. Bra slå ut den andra natten. Stickman och Dave Rave var i baren när några nybörjare dök upp. Några av de nybörjare inte så nya, men säkert nya på Mango.
Jag ska göra lite uppskrivning snart att åter leva på natten. Jag hoppas att alla hade en bra tid?
Jag känner en annan liten walkabout kommer på snart om någon är intresserad?
Jag fick en massa skit från personalen som jag håller med alla de spelarna ut! Inte många återvänder!
Bra att möta Alistair, Graham och Scott. Scots pal James är lite av en veteran här men skickade Scott tillsammans med Mango för att få en vy från ögonen dumma unga (ish) idioter!
Förvara dem inlägg som kommer i chaps ....!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 03.08.2012
Officiell ordet är ..... stängd i morgon och nästa dag.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.08.2012
AUK .... Jag önskar.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.08.2012
OK ... vad fan hände igår kväll?
Någon tog alla mina pengar och sket i byxorna.
Andas över tandläkaren i morse kl 09:00 var inte trevligt för henne.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 01.08.2012
Don - trevligt att se att du har bytt till flickor.
Lomeo - Jag skulle låsa in henne i ett torn och raka sitt huvud.
- Dessutom kommer det ta mer än en blombukett och några dikter att vinna henne.En stor hög med kontanter bör göra det ändå!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.07.2012
"Håller mig i rörelse"?!?! Ha! Good one!Jag funderar på att öppna en kyrka för alla er syndare.
- OK. som jag skojar. Jag landar i 14 timmar. Låt spelen börja!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 31.07.2012
nR - Jag tror att ni alla ett gäng womanizing, dvärg gungade, andrenalin bedriver hora mongring alkoholister.
Till skillnad från mig, är som i sängen efter 10:00 efter att ha tillbringat 30 minuter av bibelläsning. - Även om jag vet att alla ord.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 30.07.2012
Tillbaka i Bangers Pt 2 - av Lomeo
YP ligger lågt. Han behöver!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 29.07.2012
R - ja, är du säkert en engångsföreteelse
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 28.07.2012
Ganska många människor har tagit en glans till att Mango teammedlem. Svaret jag ger till alla människor som frågar om hon är - inte ens tänka på att sätta dina smutsiga, smutsiga ruttna tassar på henne eller jag ska bita dina knäskålar.
Faktiskt, jag säger alla hur hon är villkorligt frigiven efter att ha suttit inne för att råna farangs när de sover.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 27.07.2012
I mitten av veckan galenskap i pressen - genom Daywalker
När jag först såg bilden av killen-kvinnan, jag trodde han hade lite deformerad arm eller visade liknande symptom med den killen i District 9
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.07.2012
Några dagar avkopplande i Phuket - efter Daywalker
iPhukit - Få av din röv och skriva om det lite mer!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.07.2012
Jag var ganska besviken. När jag ser en plats som denna får jag temped till upp-pinnar och flytta över dit. Men då undrar jag vad jag skulle göra efter ett par timmar.
Jag måste kolla festen scenen mer. Finns det någon?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 25.07.2012
På denna teori, titta på brittiska ......
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 24.07.2012
Mango tvåveckorsperioder 16 juli
Så Walter vid Stora hundar har fått sina marschorder?!Det är en skam. Någon har hans kontaktuppgifter? Om så, skicka dem till bigmangobar@hotmail.com eller be honom att skicka oss ett mail.
Kanske något gott kan komma av detta?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 23.07.2012
Några dagar avkopplande i Phuket - efter Daywalker
8-9k per natt var billigare än att hänga i soi 4!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 23.07.2012
Vad händer med dem i sina sena 20-talet?- Vem bryr sig?!?!?
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 23.07.2012
Att vara en dumbass oljefält roustabout, har jag ingen aning om vad ni pratar om.
(Jag ler bara när priset på olja går upp
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 22.07.2012
Den andra veckan ... chillin at Rollns spjälsäng, frågade han om vi ville ta en helikopter till Pattaya. Var bara ett par tusen spänn och de kunde ha mig tillbaka för stängningstid på Mango.
En Toyota skulle ha varit billigare.
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 21.07.2012
Ahhh ... östeuropeiska kvinnor ... jag måste hålla. Många av dem är fantastisk. Lite för lång för min smak ... eller kanske jag är för kort för deras smak?
Jag rekommenderar verkligen slå Riga eller Prag för en helg.
Säkerhetskopiera till bränsle .... I heard the cab drivers have to pay around 6-700 bht per day for the cab, So if they were to head straight to the Airport, surely they'd make half that back on their first fare?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2012
A New Career in Thailand – Ghostbusting! by DebtStar
My girl thinks she can tell someones future with a deck of playing cards. She'll get you to cut the deck.. then start laying them out on a towl… then get you to pick a card and start counting again. I've asked her for the theory behind it all but she looked at my like I am stoooopid.Personally – I am just happy the bitch can count.
I think it's the towels that have the magical powers. They ALWAYS use the towel.
And whats wrong with the ghosts? Some nights I find they're the only sensible people that talk to me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2012
Funny you say that…. I often argue the toss with girls that believe in ghosts.
I ask them.. have you ever seen one? Has one ever hurt you? Has a ghost ever hurt your pals?
The answer is always NO.
I then say – you only believe in ghosts because of what (crap) people tell you. If I were to tell you that all ghosts give you compliments and free money would you believe it? It's no more true than the rubbish they believe, but why do they believe the bad stuff. If you are to believe a lie.. then believe the good one!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2012
An Old Timers look at Chiang Mai – by Chiang Mai Old Fart
Three days of blood, sweat and fear? I told you to stay away from them gay bars.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.07.2012
Connect 4? Is that the street name for arm-wrestling now?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.07.2012
Allistair .... Jag kommer att vara i stan på 31 ... Öl är på mig!
Kommentera upplagt av Daywalker vid 16.07.2012
Student, går läraren kampen klipp viralt
I remember being at school…. I was shorter than the other kids. I was being called shorty and kept having my lunch money stolen. Until one day I had enough. I snapped. It was one 'short' joke too many so I punched my tormentor in the face and gave them a Chinese burn.Yes, Mrs Smith never did that again.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.07.2012
Back in Bangers Part 1 – By Lomeo
I think you'll also find that the management reserves the right to refuse entry to whoever the fuck I want.How much an hour to keep the doors open? Well, if my gf is there stuffing her face, I'd say it was cheaper than running the International Space Station.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.07.2012
Drunken Sailor
These guys are NIGERIAN. Please look it up in the dictionary if you need to.
These NIGERIANS are not buying drinks. They just want to play pool for free. Taking up the use of a table that could be used by patrons wanting a cold beer and a game of pool.
But lets not stop at Nigerians… if anyone else did that, then they'd be hoofed out too. It's just that so far, the only offenders have been Nigerian.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.07.2012
hamlek,Too young? I was 30 when I 1st went into the Mango all them years ago. YP is younger than you. Most of our girls are younger than you.
It doesn't matter what age you are. I am sure your money works the same as us old duffers!
Comment posted by ?Daywalker at 13.07.2012
Rolln has a day in Bangkok – By ROLLN
“Grab your two bff's and lets get to it.”Ok… you got me. bff? Big Fat Friends?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.07.2012
An Old Timers look at Chiang Mai – by Chiang Mai Old Fart
I hear ya. Next year I am looking at crossing the road – to the other side of soi 4.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.07.2012
Is Chiang Mai in soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.07.2012
I have a lot of people talk to me about YP. Normally doctors, cops and kidnappers.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.07.2012
Ha!! The beauty of being able to amend my mistakes!!
It reminds me of a 'Preying on the wounded' that my pals and I used to do in Ibiza. We'd hit the hotel lobbys around 4am with a load of KFC and Pizza. Like clockwork, loads of drunken sluts would arrive that didn't get any action.. smell the food and we'd chat them up. They were already drunk, so half our work was already done!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.07.2012
Godber – I think we're at crossed wires here. You are talking about hanging out with hookers (for free) and the guys here are talking about using a service.
I remember when Penfold was Young.. and had similar views. Age comes to us all.
There will be a time when you don't want to 'hang out' with these girls and you just want empty your milk churns. This is where these guys are coming from. (I think)
Personally… I think you are all disgusting people and I will be prAying for you all in church on Sunday. If you'd all like to admit your sins and join me at the front of the Nana Plaza tonight to preach to the sinners… I'll be there at 7pm. Bring your own bible.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.07.2012
Whoooaa!! Time Gentlemen please!!!
I for one would love to have all the bloggers met in the Mango!!
Godber (really?Godber?) – here we have a lot of experienced (dare I say) mongers in the hood. The veterans here know what they're talking about and they know what they want and how to get it. With age comes experience.
That's not to say I don't see your point of view. The young people that come and play do tend to think they're all Brad Pitt and would never 'pay for it'.
Roll on a few years and those wonderful memories of where to pick up young chicks will come flooding back and you'll be on the next plane to the motherland.
Age isn't important here as it is in the West. If it was, I wouldn't have sold my Ferrari when I hit the grand old age of 35
FYI – you can get a bbbj at Lolitas and Lolipop for 700. How much does the girl get of that?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.07.2012
Ha!! Someone has been watching Porridge!!!
You know, there are always going to be mixed views on the age gap thing. Personally… I think 15 years is the max I'd go.
Ask me again when I am an old fart.
I think the guy here is using the girls for a 'massage' which is the service being offered. If you are an old duffer looking to hook up and have a girlfriend with a girl half your age then it's a non-started. After all, what on earth would they talk about?
Girl : Oh look, 'My Little Pony' on TV.
OF : I used to go to school on a ponyGirl : Can you pass me the water
OF : My teep is in de glass.Girl : Can we go to the disco?
OF : I slipped a disc getting out of bed.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.07.2012
Back in Bangers Part 1 – By Lomeo
I wouldn't generalize them as Africans. As these are Nigerians. They're banned. End of. If I was there when these guys pitched up, then shit would have gone down a little different. Unfortunately, I can't always be around.As for day staff. There is a new girl working from 2-5 each day and hopefully we'll have a new cashier joining the team in a week or so.
Which reminds me… anyone know of any girls looking for work…….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.07.2012
Kevin – thanks for the offer. How long you in town for?One of our gang from the States has kindly offered to take a look at the site for me (us).
I am thinking it's time for a change. I want to keep it simple to navigate round, but think it could do with a little more spicing up.
Open to all ideas and suggestions!
Thanks guys!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.07.2012
Back in Bangers Part 1 – By Lomeo
Well.. his official start date was the 1st. So let me see….- That'll be none then!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2012
One of you had to work the next night also!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2012
I guess we'll never know YP's side of the story as he seems to be maintaining radio silence!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2012
Is anyone here on the side of Rolln's poor, poor wife?!!Bless her. Rolln…. you're a mean, mean bad man!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.07.2012
I've never used the stove in a serviced apartment. Come to think of it, I've never used a stove in my own apartment either.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.07.2012
UFC webpage….. course it was. Unless UFC stands for Underage Female Cripples?I thought he was studying hard for the Midget Tossing event?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.07.2012
@8-Ball….
“lets hope we don't accidentally bump into each other on Suk”
- let it be know, I carry a blade for those big boys that are too big to budge
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.07.2012
Cam… I use the English language.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/fortnight?q=fortnightly
You only have to look it up once/
You can also use the dictionary to look up the word 'motorcycle'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.07.2012
Well check me out!! I've put in a Calendar!! Thanks guys.
Send me any events – comings/goings and we can get a little social calendar going.
This could be the start of something beautiful. Or painful?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2012
Dude, Keep calling her Quan instead of Kwan will qualify you for pissing her off also!!
Our great leader did ask 'when Khun Lon come back'?
Didn't the Jackass boys all taser and pepper stray each other?
( will have to check all the DVD's we have on offer at the MangoKevin / Alistair – thanks for the info.. I am looking into it. Although I can't see the widget thing. I did offer to fly over my trustee IT guy from Balitmore but he told me to shove it up my arse. (or declined due to him having only just left BKK and is trying to focus on his day job)
Are you guys in town? I am thinking of holding a 'IT workshop for me'. As much booze as you can drink all night (in the Mango) in return for showing me how to use this stuff! I'll even throw in some pizzas.
- I'll note it in the calendar.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2012
Welcome announcement? Actually, I find it a sad announcement to be in the position where we have to ask people to help us find staff. Each bar owner I have spoken to says they have trouble finding staff. I guess, putting up with shit from customers like they do, is no longer an attractive job anymore?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.06.2012
We're a weird mob: Australians' bizarre behaviour
It's because of the metric system.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.06.2012
Jeeeez… when will those kids learn. If you're gonna get the girls 'cunted'. then please do it in the Mango. I am never going to afford a new motorbike if you guys spend all your money at Spicy.Bloody selfish if you ask me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.06.2012
@Bruce 'you seem to lose more staff than you find'
- Only when you're in town my friend. Only when you're in town.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.06.2012
Most if not all the new staff over the last year have been sourced by existing staff. We do pay them a finders fee, assuming they stay a full month minimum.
But I take on board what you say. How about offering a free shower with YP for anyone recommending a new member of staff. That's what you meant right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.06.2012
rayyaar…no one ever takes me seriously. Them bastards!
We have no dancing girls. We hire them in for the parties. However, if you ply our girls with enough booze, they'll dance.
I can't believe that with all the people on here… having been to all the bars in Bangkok and having collected more contacts the yellow pages, that no one knows of any girls looking for work?!?!
I do believe we are the Mango is one of, if not the highest payer in soi 4 (for a 'bar)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2012
We're a weird mob: Australians' bizarre behaviour
Most Aussies I've encountered in BKK start of the conversation with 'faaaackin strewth. Let me get a faaaakin beer down me neck. Me throats dryer than a Nuns chuff box'Eller nåt sånt.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2012
If there was a position open for midgets to be tossed…..
…I'd apply myself
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2012
Ha!!! Buy back. Yeah .. for real. I was hoping I could return him and get a refund but he is damaged goods now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2012
Don't tell him!! Pretend you didn't know!
- That's what YP does every time we catch him with one!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2012
Imprint.. a newbie??!! Oooooo we just love them! YP will be propping up the bar on Friday night Maybe you guys would like to join him on a little tour of the LB bars?
All newbies should see that!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2012
My Take on Hua Hin – By rayyar
K-Pop? Surely not Kiddie Pop? You sicko!!!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2012
Appreciated Dan. It would be nice to generate a little more life in there in the afternoons or make it a little more entertaining for the guests. Also, if the lady of the house (Kwan) isn't busy, she has a tendency to move the bar around. I am sure I over heard her talking to some builders about installing a swimming pool on the 3rd floor?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
Chaps… if there is anything we can do to make the Mango in the afternoon a bit more 'entertaining' for you then please e-mail us with suggestions.
The afternoons are difficult as most people are still at work and it's between meal times. We have a skeleton crew that open up as the main Mango girls arrive at 5 for their shift.
If anyone knows of any girls looking for work and want to work an early shift?
Or maybe we could show 'classic' sports in the afternoon if there is nothing on?
We have a vast selection of DVD's (Sports/music/bloopers/jack ass) at the Mango which may be of interest? Feel free to look through them. We can put them on – no problem!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
Ha!!!! How did I know that Silverboi would chime in there!!
When people as why there is a lacquered concrete floor in the Mango, I often reply that it's easier to wipe up the blood. If only they knew!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
RainMan has obviously never been on the wrong end of a stiletto held by a jealous hooker. Regular or midget!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
RainMan hits town…… by RainMan (of course)
When I used to live in Tunisia… many moons ago, we'd often see dead dogs on the side of the road. After a day or two in the sun, they expand until bursting – creating a stench indescribable. If my old boss is reading this, it wasn't me that chucked a fresh dead dog onto his roof
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
My Take on Hua Hin – By rayyar
The girl in the picture is actually 'combover'. – after a make-over.Rolln… maybe wifey could take the Mango crew to Hua Hin. We could stay behind in Bangkok to man the fort?
- actually… bad.. very bad idea.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
RainMan hits town…… by RainMan (of course)
I think Rolln may know of a venue. You'll have to be quick though, as the midget will get 'tagged'!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2012
My Take on Hua Hin – By rayyar
A couple of things…..1) Does anyone have any links to places I can take the Mango crew for a couple of days for them to eat smelly sea monsters and drink their own body weight in Johnny Walker?
2) rayyair… I actually find it common in girls sleeping as you described. (all in their 20′s)
My girl, even though small can take up a whole king-size bed. She can't even strike those poses when she is awake, so how she contorts herself when she is sleeping I don't know.I now have 2 kingsize beds so that I can get some sleep.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2012
RainMan hits town…… by RainMan (of course)
It was great to meet RainMan. The guy is a monster of a man.. and funny as heeeell!When walking to the Plaza, first of all he said “G'day fellas” as he passed the gaggle of LB's near Strikers, then asked a woman in full ninja outfit why she has a mustache, but funniest of all was when his face lit up when he saw the midget girl at the mouth of the Plaza and shouted…”fuck yeah… lets do some midget tossing”!
YP quickly frog-marched him up the stairs to Straps before he got his arse kicked by a midget.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.06.2012
A November to Remember Part 3 – By Debtstar
We've even been known to pay ransom demands to have our pals released.That reminds me, YP…. you still owe me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2012
What time does it open/close? I read somewhere that it was a 24hour bar?I guess we should give them time to establish themselves. It's easy to be a critic.
However, they can not be forgiven for no knowing what Kilkenny is. ITS MY FAVORITE drink
The Manager is English also, so there is no excuse!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2012
A November to Remember Part 3 – By Debtstar
I was quite saddened by this last submission. On Debtstars last night, we were waiting at the Mango to take him out on a 'DW & YP' tour of our fave venues.Something we do for many people.
When I read that Debtstar was short of cash on his trip, I told him he should have come and seen us at the Mango. We'd have taken care of him, as we do to all our friends. We would certainly have seen to it that he was fed and watered and didn't have to worry.
The Big Mango is not just a bar/blog. It's a community that is made up by all those who take part in it. Without that, it's just a random bar. It's you guys that make it what it is.
We take care of our own. So if one of the Mango people has a little problem, there are always people on hand to help out.
Of course, we'll expect you to return and spend money like you're Rolln the next time you come back…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2012
RainMan. Not always correct. I have a 'roaming' bank card… as soon as I put it in an ATM in Bangkok, it's gets knocked back and I have to phone the bank and convince them it's me. EVERYTIME. Fookers.
I once had an embarrassing experience when I was filling my Porsche up with fuel in the UK. The guy in the Petrol Station told me my card had been rejected and had to call the bank infront of me. The guy on the phone said to me that the card had been blocked due to spending in Monaco, New York and Bangkok in a week. The said this was flagged as 'fraudulent erratic spending'.
- I replied that 'no… it's my lifestyle'!I still looked like a broke loser to all the people queuing for petrol.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2012
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 3 by Young Penfold
Enough is never enough… unless you are referring to red sores on your todger.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2012
A November to Remember – By Debt Star
SparanHero…. Part 2 was posted http://www.bigmangobar.com/main/2012/05/14/a-november-to-remember-part-two-by-deptstar/Part 3 coming up later today!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2012
Rolln… at no point was YP's name mentioned. How on earth did you break my 'code'?- Don't worry, I am sure there will be many more rescue missions. And I have the address now, so we can take a cab and stop off at Starbucks on the way.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.06.2012
I am sure WW has his own views, but I know the Straps team pretty well. Well enough to ensure they are always welcoming and friendly. They have some nice lookers there also, but they don't last long before they are fined and off.
Attitude of the girls is pretty good. Just remember to give them a big smile!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.06.2012
Rolln… I assume you are not going to stay in the hotel you've been wrecking the past few weeks?The same hotel that showed the Manny Pokemon fight. Grrrrrr.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2012
Some of the chaps have already left town for sunnier climates.
Rolln had to go take care of business for a few days. I hear he will pass through town in a few days or so. Rolln… if you do, please, please don't lead YP down the road that is paved with bad intentions!
At long last… he's sobered up!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2012
A November to Remember Part Two – By Debtstar
- sounds like a girlfriend to me.. or a 'relationship'.And since when has going to a movie with a girl or taking her to dinner been 'fun'?
The only time I'd call up a gik is to fuck her, and not have to spoon her after.
The heart is just a mechanism for pumping blood to your cock. That's my story and I am sticking to that also!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.06.2012
lachdedog…. 'gik' is a fuck buddy. Someone you can call upon to come service you, but there is no need to take her to a movie or feed her.
- you still pay though!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.06.2012
Penfold returned to the Mothership last night. A group of us went behind enemy lines to rescue him. After a good sleep, a bath and a good hearty meal, Penfold is back with us once again.Partying and catching up with people is now out of his system!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.06.2012
One of the guys that was due out last night (missed the fight) is having a few drinks at the Mango. If anyone has any suggestions how we can fuck his next flight up…. we're all ears.
Anyone seen Penfold?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2012
Eli thought it was some funny shit. I was worried that he'd go 'postal', but he's a good sport.
Later that night (5am) Rolln got a call from reception asking him to vacate the hotel due to excess noise. Pack your shit and get out was the instruction.
- however, as Rolln was safely tucked up in bed at the time and the party had disbursed, he soon realized it was the 'gang' having a giggle.Last night they dropped cash as Straps like Michael J Fox drops juggling balls. Tonight I got a call from the owner chewing my ear off as most if not all the staff didn't show up tonight! Oj! Sorry!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2012
4th Year Anniversary Party!!! 9th June
- sorry for the delay in updating… blame ROLLN.Great turn out to the party. Thanks to all those that attended.
Nothing too exciting went down. We save the dramatics for the DW parties.
Met some new faces which is always good. The group of American youngsters that were looking to meet YP – and gave me a picture of how they pictured YP… I will be posting that when I can figure out how to scan it! YP was flattered!
Don't read too much into payslips either. Having spent a little time around the bar industry, there is little here that I would agree with.
In the book 'Private Dancer' by Stephen Leather, there was a character who played the gogo bar owner. That's not a bad place to start when wanting to know what goes on.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.05.2012
A Trip to the Village – By Salty
KK – YP is coming in August I believe
RM – They have a lovely collection of blades in PatPong. There I was, demonstrating my skills and handywork with a butterfly knife when I stabbed myself in my finger. Didn't notice it until started bleeding like Fatima Whitberead on her period.
I quickly put my hand in my pocket and walked off…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.05.2012
Sounds like people need to stand up for themselves and grow a pair!
If my gf announced that after a days partying that we were in fact married, the next party would be her funeral – later that day.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.05.2012
Tron… this time next week… I'll be sitting where you are!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.05.2012
A Trip to the Village – By Salty
Ah.. so this was a dream (nightmare)?If that were the sequence of events, I'd have left smokin tyre tracks in the hire car and sped back home. ALONE!
No mention of the sin sot? Another ridiculous tradition which stands in the way of me ever marrying a Thai girl.
How's the honeymoon?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.05.2012
Jaybird sounds like he'd done the rounds. I KNOW that nR knows what's what.The more I think about it… you know.. half the fun is making the mistakes! After all… I don't think there is anyone here who hasn't made a complete arse of themselves?!! I know I have.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.05.2012
Lomeo…Lomeo… where for out thou find thy two girls who claim thy not to be of great badness?
Knowing the bar scene in BKK like I do… The amount of girls that work the bar scene actively post themselves on various dating websites is immeasurable.
Show me a young good girl with an old farang and I'll show you a man in denial!
I see lots of older guys kidding themselves that their young girl is with them because of 'love' or his 'good heart'. Total shite.
If the girl is out of your league in your own country, then she is out of your league in every country. The money is the only leveler in this playing field.
Keep it P4P is this pool of piranhas and you'll get not get your heart ripped out, chewed up and spat out.
I guess I've been in BKK too long and become jaded?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.05.2012
The Scent of a City – By RainMan
I'm with you also. But with marmite.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.05.2012
So then, is it official? Was it an LB bar? Were they dudes? If so, Odd-Ball and the like don't want to know. We want to know about the 'normal' girls.
Whatever that is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.05.2012
nR .. what is a Fortnight… well let me explain. Remember that rash you got after that drunken night in Casanova with YP? Well, you had to take them pills to get rid of it. From the day you started, to the time it cleared up – was a fortnight
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.05.2012
A November to Remember Part Two – By Debtstar
DebtSTA (your gangsta name!)Allvarligt .. you boned a big mama? I've seen those women between soi 3 and 5 as I run past hoping they don't make eye-contact or touch me.
So what's the deal? Cheaper than regular pussy?!!
I just hope you took protection. And by that I mean locked up your credit cards and ID
Actually, I think she e-mailed me the other day. Claiming that some rich dude had died leaving several hundred million bucks in a bank that we could share. All I need to do is give her my bank details and she'd deposit it in my bank. Minus a small commission of course. Seems like a good deal?
- Looking forward to the next installment!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.05.2012
I bet Jonas 'would'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.05.2012
8 Ball, You say that it's a 'closed group' yet you say that because you are seeing the same people post and comment. Yet when a new guy submits a post, YOU were very negative towards them. Like I've said, if you can do better, then please – we're all waiting.While I can agree a little about people wanting to meet 'good girls'… let's not forget why we're here. It's Nana. It's exciting. Kom över det. Most of us here want to escape the 'good girl' and have some fun and excitement. We can always get good girls at home.
Pop quiz.. what will you read instead of this blog when it's turned off due to lack of content?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2012
I am still waiting on you good folk to send me shit for the next Mango Fortnightly!
- I need to know about after hours closures and the like.
Don't let this (planned) regular feature fall at the 1st hurdle!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.05.2012
dogfly – we all got to start somewhere!
btw : what is OSX IT and where is Burbank? Is that in soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2012
Isan women drinking too much? Verkligen?
I can honestly say that I never drink when I am in Isaan.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2012
Thanks RainMan. YOU may have saved the blog (for another week anyway) as we need readers submissions. If we have no one contributing, then I may have to look closely at that 'off' button on my computer!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2012
RainMan June 9th. Not too sure of details yet… got to speak with the lady who holds the purse strings… but expect a return of the 20bht pints and free food, shots, scantily clad bimbos.. the usual. June 9th
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2012
A November to Remember – By Debt Star
8 Ball, you are right, your posts are so much better. Oh hang on a minute……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.05.2012
dogfly – where are the readers submissions when you need them?Only a week? ONLY? I once flew into Bangkok from London for 2 nights. There will be a Mango Party in June… a big one!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2012
8 Ball – Thanks. As I said, it's going to heavily rely on the good roving reports/photographers out there submitting the anything of interest.
This is all about the fun. The format will change into something nice looking at some point, but right now that's the best I can do with my very limited knowledge of IT stuff. – to me, it's still all magic.
I can't be in town all the time, so I need the nightcrawlers out there to let us know where the late night haunts are.
Incidentally, I've had people e-mail me asking to advertise on the site. I told them to poke it as this is for the readers. This isn't about making money – it's about having somewhere to come and talk shit – share tales and maybe hook up with some like-minded mongers. (preferably in the Mango
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2012
ROLLN – I think they kept them for the next customer. If I was taking souvenirs, I'd have tried for the cash register.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2012
Penfold in BKK Part 5 – By the horrid little scroat himself
YP – when I heard you'd fucked someone in the shitter, I had a completely different image.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2012
Round up of the last visit….. – By Daywalker
- there is another room next door.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2012
Batanha – Noted. Will do. Anyone roving photographers out there what want to send any photos in, please do so.pmmp – I need an IT man that can help. Vet du något?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2012
Fair point WW… It was a typo (my 1st attempt at the fortnightly was in April, but too much time passed so had to scrap it)
Started to receive some input via e-mail. Tack.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2012
Round up of the last visit….. – By Daywalker
I should charge.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.05.2012
WW… I have to step in here and make a calling on this. If you are going to use the term 'your' meaning 'you are', then please use an apostrophe. I've seen a couple of them in there and I just can't tolerate this kind of behavior.
Carry on.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.05.2012
I think we need to stress here that there are two types of English Teacher in Thailand. The legitimate, respectable(?) English Teacher like our honorable friends, and then there is the cheap, balloon chasing mother-fuckers who give the others a bad name!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.05.2012
Penfold in BKK Part 5 – By the horrid little scroat himself
I wondered where I left my toothbrush……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2012
vpi78 – It's a bit late… however, if there is enough people to warrant staying open, then I guess we could do so.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.04.2012
Daywalker has left the building!
That's you she's on the phone to
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2012
'sold the caravan and donkey and moved on'? Surely you needed the caravan and donkey to move on?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2012
Dude.. I spent a lot of time in Ibiza when I was a young DW. However, I gave up the Islands and went to live on a beach in mainland Spain.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2012
Will, I can honestly say that I have no intention of seeing out my days in Thailand. Before moving to Bangkok I was living on a beach in the south of Spain. I got boired though. For me, I do things that are fun. When it's no longer fun, you'll not see me for dust. When Bangkok is no longer fun, I'll be off. I wouldn't want anything keeping me there.
It's no secret, I work for a month, then I have a month off. On my time off, I go to Bangkok and party. I have sought after Riverside Apartment in the UK, which I would love to live in. But right now, the UK is not very desirable for me.
As far as I am aware, foreigners can purchase property freehold (ie a condo) if the majority of the building complex is Thai owned. Others can chip in there if I am not right on that.
long hair? Dark skin? Short? Black hair?- are you kidding me?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.04.2012
Round up of the last visit….. – By Daywalker
I am used to people hitting on my girl. One guy who was clearly knocked back, pulled out his phone and asked her how to spell 'motorcycle'. Thus looking like he was taking her number so as not to lose face. She isn't that daft and didn't humor him.I think it's a trait of mongers around soi 4 I am sorry to say. There is always someone that wants to hit on the girl you are with, or returns to a gogo to pick up a girl for no other reason other than you have a thing for her.
Sad, but true.
nR – what kind of place is this you are talking about? I assume that the troops will want to sit on a beach and eat seafood for 18 hours without being disturbed. Or a bbq. Maybe even a private villa resort somewhere would be an idea?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.04.2012
- you don't wash. That's the problem!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.04.2012
I have no problems in the Thai's celebrating Songkran at all. It's when I see a dumbass farang with a huge water gun using Songkran as an excuse to be more of a dick.
If they were in a Muslim Country on holiday during Ramadan – would they fast? Nej.
I've never been to KS Road. Sounds like a place full of unwashed scroats.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.04.2012
THE MAN – Would love to have caught up for a cool one or two – unfortunately, I am currently in Italy. (not with WW)
Back soon though!
Tell me more about these Airmax.. Infrared 90′s?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.04.2012
“Just a Stamp Please:” New Bangkok Immigration by Jack Dawson
Sorry, but I find suicides a bit selfish. I feel for the guy if he's driven to do that, but what about the poor bastard that discovered the body. Not to mention the poor (Thai) people who will no doubt be worried about his ghost squatting in his apartment.Seems to be a lot of suicides in Pattaya.. Got to laugh when you hear of a guy found dead having been shot in the back of the head twice. Ruled a suicide!
JD RIP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.04.2012
Penfold in Bangkok…still…… – By Young Penfold
CELL PHONE LOST AT THE MANGO!!!Someone left their phone on the bar last night. It's behind the bar. You'll have to identify it to claim it!
(it's not an iPhone 4gs)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.04.2012
The 33rd Bangkok International Motor Show – Opened today!
Duck… I needed a pic that would relate the post to the Mango!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.03.2012
Or invade France? Never mind the gas.
Its strange that all girls Doc Bond asked to see were 'out of the Country' for some reason?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.03.2012
I shall be arriving on the 30th or 31st. Let me take you on one of my special little Nana Tours. Those of you that have done that with me will have a little smile on their face.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.03.2012
YP in Bangkok – not sure what day? – By Young Penfold
Actually, that's a good fucking question Katechon!So you've 'been away' for 15 months? Was that originally 24 months with good behavior?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.03.2012
F1 Opening Race (Australia) – 1pm 18th March 2012
Doh… erm… Go on Kimi!! Bell ring if he gets a podium!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.03.2012
YP in Bangkok – not sure what day? – By Young Penfold
Midland – the blog relies on people to contribute. Regardless of what they have to say, we are happy to post it. Please feel free to knock something up and share it with us.It's not like anyone is getting paid for this and you'll not see any adverts here either.
Look forward to you giving us something of interest.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.03.2012
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part One – by ROLLN
ROLLN – maybe you could do a follow-up and see how the prices compare in Family Mart?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.03.2012
YP in Bangkok – not sure what day? – By Young Penfold
“I think it was an LB”Jonas has signed a bunch of them on Jake's behalf!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.03.2012
Mango goes to Monaco – By Dayrider
nR… this is not a joking matter. Smashing up my R1 (albeit a little toy one) was very emotional for me.Just uploaded to youtube.*
*warning to anyone watching it.. parental guidance advised, it's pretty horrific.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPzIBP7_iw&feature=youtu.be (Big Dave having a drink)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.03.2012
Slumdog didn't care. – By Daywalker
If the bar was empty, it's because the smell was off-putting.Tell me, if you were to use the pool table, why should I give you free lighting, free chalk, free aircon, free music, free tv?
If you would like to take it up with our complaints department, then please do so.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2012
nR, it's always nice to hear that our guests had a good time and the Mango team were friendly.See if you can make it to one of our parties next time!
I think there will be a few of us in town in April, so all people welcome to get involved. but I think the next huuuuge one will be the anniversary party! 4 years in July!
ROLLN needs to be getting his ass on a plane for that one.
Safe flight.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2012
Slumdog didn't care. – By Daywalker
Frenchman walks into a bar….. Oh no he fookin doesn't…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.03.2012
Aussie humor, something the French don't have. There I was talking to an Aussie who noticed we respectfully hang their flag outside the Mango. When asked by a French guy why there isn't a French flag, I responded that we ran out of WHITE bedsheets.He didn't laugh.
(ok. I made that up)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.03.2012
Good stuff. Two things however -
1) “without too much detail, he has to have 3ft of rotten gut removed from his bowel” – That was all the detail we needed .
2) The three-way on his bucket list. I'd have thought the other 2 would have been WOMEN??
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.03.2012
Slumdog didn't care. – By Daywalker
KJS – Each party, there is free Tikka Masala!As for the music – poke you're Punjabi up your……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.03.2012
YP in Bangkok 29-01-2012 – by Young Penfold
RainMan – Thanks. I've sent you a little love note to your mail.If anyone else has the writing bug and wants to share their tales.. as always bigmangobar@hotmail.com
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.03.2012
Here's what I did with my newbie.
THE MAN – What a lovely picture you paint!!
ok… forget Cowboy. It'll be used to ride from the Mango to the 7/11 (opposite Jools)
I said I'd ride to other places so that I can pretend to myself it's not a waste of money!
I've found the beastie that I want.
http://motoaholic.com/?page_id=344
It won't take much to make it Big Mango colors!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.02.2012
Whilst I am most appreciative for all the advice given to me here, I really think some of you may underestimate my riding ability! I have been in Thailand now since 2005. There is not many days I go without using a motorcycle taxi – for me it's the quickest way around the area and I have never shit my pants when on the back.
I've been riding a bike since I was given one on my 5th birthday. I've ridden all over Europe, completed stunt rider training, advanced motorcyclist training and ridden at 300kph many times. When in Monaco, my party piece is to wheelie past a Ferrari at 100mph! If there is one thing I can do -it's ride a bike. Now, if my gf can hop on a bike and go to Villa Market for my favorite tin of Heinz soup, and she can't even spell Motorcycle, then really, I should be able too.
I realize that you guys are most likely to be focusing on the other road users, and I totally agree with you. The thing about being a bike rider is that you should always be aware of your surroundings and not put yourself in danger. Easier said than done in Sukhumvit.
I must stress, this bike will only be used for journeys from the Mango to the 7/11 or to Cowboy. Riding any further is, like you say, madness and only asking for trouble.
Having said all that, if the blog goes quiet it's because I am wrapped around the rear axle of a bus.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2012
Tack. So this insurance stuff then. I take it the bike is insured rather than the individual? So I can just get on her bike and ride off into the sunset?
Is there a Fully Comprehensive Insurance or similar?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2012
I think it's going to have to be the Ninja then.
Does anyone know how long it'd take if I walked into the Kwaka dealer (using my gf), pointed at a new 250 Ninja to actually taking possession?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2012
BBG. Tack. I have all my licenses, but the cash in there makes sense just in case.
If I could have my little Aprilia in Thailand, that'd be the nuts. It' cost me approx 175kbht in the uk. As it's an Italian import to Thailand, I guess that'd be double?
I heard that the AirBlade was being discontinued?
Reading Dilligaf, I am now warming to 250 Ninja…. but then, twist and do is probably better. Hmm .. what to do. The only sensible thing would be to buy a Ninja and a Airblade.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2012
Guys, thanks for the info & links.
If your comment has a URL in it, it'll automatically go into moderation until I can approve it.
This is due to the high level of Spam and the 'increase your penis' links that my gf keeps posting.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2012
That's some great info Dillgaf. – Thanks.
Does anyone know of any bike sale websites apart from Thaivisa?
@THE MAN.. it's just for riding down soi 4.. how bad can it be?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2012
YP in Bangkok 28-1-2012 by Young(ish) Penfold
Does the Mango serve Ladyboys? – Only when YP comes in with his date.Actually, the drink we serve is a PINT of lager with a PINT of gin & tonic chased with a PINT of Baileys. We call it the LadyMen.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.02.2012
I was invited to the Nana GoGo group party the other week at Nana Liquid. Special people were given an 20% discount card for use in all their bars.. Billboard, Nana Liquid, Anglewitch, Las Vegas & DC 10… not too shabby for DW!
Was meant to go late but all the lights were switched on at 4am.
I've NEVER been stopped by the cops in the last 7 years. Then again, there isn't many road blocks down soi 4
ps – I am a special person.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.02.2012
“you cannot squirt for love nor money”
Maybe if you had the money, they'd have given you a little love and you'd have a squirt?!
I think I suffer from the same thing as Datou, as I dont think I could get a boner if I was surrounded by LB's.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2012
I can only assume that Nigerian Napalm is the cheap generic version of viagra.
The use of drugs is not condoned or encouraged here.
Kids – just say 'No'!
Also, I hear condoms with lolly sticks wedged down the side are good.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2012
The only thing that would get parted would arse cheeks.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2012
Before They Turn Jaded – by Working Tourist
Yep… what pmmp said.DON'T FALL FOR THE SOLICITATIONS! – no matter how innocent the girl looks.
Last time we took a taxi to Pattaya from the Suv it ended up costing around 3500!
fookers.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2012
Farangland V Thailand – by Daywalker
Steve… I'll be there in April. Look forward to the 'bump'. Whatever that means. I hope that's not prison talk for kiss?One thing I do miss is driving a car, being in BKK so much. I've done track-days and been a street hooligan in my day, but nothing that would make me feel confident driving around Bangkok. I just couldn't change my driving style (mentality).
I am soon have a go at becoming a biker in Bangkok. Some girlie pathetic twist and go to start with. Anyone selling?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2012
ROLLN… interesting. Thankfully I'd never have to go to dinner or other functions as all my girl eats is noodles.
The visa thing… hmmm… I wonder if I could put it through the business?? Send her on a cooking/ironing/cleaning course in the UK?
She's already mastered the whinging, moaning and farting skills that most girlfriends have.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.02.2012
THE MAN – Fear not, I shall not make the same mistakes you have. There is more chance of you ringing the bell in the Mango accompanied by both parents than there is of me getting married.
Taking the wench on holiday is a different matter though. It'd be a nice 'in your face' to all my friends that married a white fatty but even better, flying her economy to the UK is cheaper than flying me Biz Class to BKK?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.02.2012
Ha! Well, we've already discussed a ring.. but it was my finger that was in it
Taking her on holiday to the UK is not such a big deal really, especially as my place could do with a clean.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.02.2012
Back to reality – by Daywalker
Sometimes it's nice to go back to Farangland.. it makes you appreciate Thailand so much more. Right now I am wishing that I got to spend more time at the Temples and floating markets. – rather than just sit around and get drunk all day every day.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2012
Before They Turn Jaded – by Working Tourist
Fender.. nothing wrong with having a little helping hand every now and then.
As I always say… I don't need two turbo's on my Porsche, but it's good to have them!WW – how can you not like the Mango Orange?!!
I hope all you fookers are having a great time whilst us poor sad bastards (YP & I) are depressed in miserable England.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2012
Ha! We have just installed windows (old smoking area) upstairs so there is a good view of the comings and goings of the Mango soi.
Full write-up to follow!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2012
SJW…. are you saying that if no one comes to MS, you'll be so angry that you'll pull the heads of the caged birds that the old lady tries to sell us down soi 4? And that you'll be so mad that you'll kick Big Dogs Big Dog if we don't join you?Cos if that's what you're saying.. then we'll be there.
Maybe our Canadian Brothers would care to join us?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.01.2012
Snakeboy….
We asked your wife if you could come. She said no.
We also told her that you have a team-building exercise that will see you 'out of office' for around 12 hours
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.01.2012
This Friday night.. pmmp, YP and I will be heading to Plaza to 'round up' some girls for the party. Anyone want to join us, we'll be meeting around 9pm at the Mango.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
Heart Break Hotel – By The Notorious BMG
@CB.. again?! You are making a habit of that. What happened this time? Did you tell her(him) that their winkie is smaller than YPs?You'd best stay out of trouble until we get there Friday to look after you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
nR…. sounds to me like you want to get a room with ROLLN.
- ROLLN, do you have to leave a damage deposit in the ST rooms also?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.01.2012
Steve.. I am deeply hurt. If you liked Nick and Mike, then you're gonna love me!!
Let us know when you're in town and we'll be sure to take you on our little Nana tour and meet the gang.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2012
Being the helpful person that I am…….
http://thailandforvisitors.com/general/holidays/
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2012
Yeah, that pmmp guy is a real fussy mo' fo' when it comes to teeth. Odd.
And you'd certainly not catch me spending that kind of money on girl.
erm.. hang on a minute….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.01.2012
I'd have thought a man of ROLLN's stature would slap the wife around the chops with a wet fish, sell her car to finance the trip and then make her thank-you for the effort you've gone to.I dunno.. I guess people change?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.01.2012
Unc… depending on what time you arrive.. we might still be going!
I do have it on good authority that those of us in any fit state (or even still plastered) will be attending the once ever popular 'Margarita Sunday' drink at Coyotes.
All welcome!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.01.2012
No YP, we can't have the party at the new LB bar in Soi Cowboy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.01.2012
Shouldn't listen to rumors.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.01.2012
Good fun last night… the last stragglers eventually left around 04:30Same time next year?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.01.2012
It's the season to be jolly…….!
- ok… I'll call him “Doctor”.. but if we are out and there is an emergency, I'd still prefer someone to call 911.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.12.2011
And a Merry Christmas to you too Mr Bond!
All the staff at the Mango wish everyone a Happy Christmas. Well, to be honest, most of them probably couldn't give a rats about it. But ply them with a few drinks and I am sure they will.
See you all soon!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.12.2011
I will be in Paris on Boxing Day. Lucky me.
I'll be in the hood on the 30th though… Looking forward to catching up with you scamps.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.12.2011
A Winter Residents Point of View – By Companyman
@ManUBlue.. it may have been a drink I choked on after hearing you were going to buy a round? Nah, it must have been the Kamagra.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.12.2011
Just an average week – Part 1- By ROLLN
ROLLN… allow me…. 2600 barfine? You cheap fucking bastard.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.12.2011
YP has proven that if you write enough begging letters, you may get lucky…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.12.2011
Hats off to you for respecting the 'guy code' of not hitting on your pals girl. The crew used to have a 'protected' list some years back. Not sure if it's still relevant.
- I have a couple arse-kickings in the post to some people that hit on my girl AFTER they found out she is my gf!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.12.2011
A Winter Residents Point of View – By Companyman
THE MAN -Have you been following me?!!
I don't use Cialis. I just put a lolly stick in my condom as a splint.
If she's a pig, then I Ruphie myself so I don't remember it the next day.
*Tip… anyone who troffs the Kamagra gel.. they do a honey flavor (not that we buy them for the taste) which is absolutely vile!! Avoid it!!! I nearly gagged.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.12.2011
I am going to side with pmmp on this one. The man has freakish strength for someone of advanced years. Whilst the spinner maybe 40-50 kilos, to pmmp, she only weighs 30.
(she's probably still an amputee though)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.12.2011
I turned up at an out door go-kart track in the UK only to be told I could not drive the 270cc karts until I had proved myself in the 125cc Karts.
I tried explaining that the 190mph Red Beast that I turned up in should be sufficient proof.
That didn't work on the 17year old spotty faced work-experience oik.
I was then refused a drive after they caught me pouring Ether into the tank.
Hoofed out with no refund. Apparently the not so small print says I can be kicked off track if I intentionally cause damage to the equipment.I hope RCA is more relaxed about cheating and damage.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.12.2011
Indoor Karting? Sounds fun. I'd love to rip it up there, but have never been there when others are up for it. Only thing is, there are a few out there with serious wheels back home (ROLLN) and I fear they would get frustrated at the lack of power and be too competitive, thus going on a rampage afterwards if they didn't win.
- or is that just me?
Anyone up for Karting? I am sure we could organize an event. Say, the beginning of Feb?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.12.2011
Good stuff.
YP and I had a list of things to do last month. We carefully planned it in the bar at Heathrow Airport. Needless to say, we didn't do any of it.
Eating at 4am is fine. As long as you only woke up 6 hours before!
Don't forget to check-out Terminal 21 Shopping Mall. It's my fave place now. Probably because its so close and I am so lazy.
Didn't see Lolitas on your list? Must have been a typo?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.12.2011
It's the season to be jolly…….!
To the 'Elderly Couple' from Lancashire.Thank- you for the calendar you sent the Big Mango and for your kind words.
We were rather surprised that nice 'mature' people read the blog or would actually want to be in the same room as YP, let alone speak with him!Anyway – hope to see you on your next visit.
YP has informed me that he will pick up the bill for a meal and drinks at the Mango next time!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2011
Mr Carpet…. thanks – I clicked on that link only to be told the IT Police have now registered my internet activity for accessing 'Porn n stuff'.
- Back on topic… will you and Mrs. Carpet be joining us for Christmas Dinner?
If we don't shift this Ostrich sized turkey, expect to see 'Turkey Smooties' on the menu pretty soon.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2011
- something that used to be a 'mas'?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.12.2011
is 'Belushi' prison talk for meaning 'gay'?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.12.2011
The Welsh… erm… I'll give it a go. It's not often I break out into a Tom Jones dialect, but it's not unusual.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
We have toothpaste that YP left behind. I'd not want to use it though.As for DW IV will be on the 28th Jan (planned date at the moment)
I am getting some plans together. There will be lots of free booze involved in a private party.
There will be an unexpected guest joining us also! Details will follow later.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
It's the season to be jolly…….!
Not only can we show the speech, we can also translate it into Thai, Swedish, American, Australian and if we're drunk enough… Scottish.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
Ah… that's what Eddie Murphy was referring to when (as the Nutty Professor) he starting singing nervously about! But I digress….Miami? Hmm… sounds like the place to be.
When are you organizing a party there? I'm in.
DW IV Party is coming in January don't forget!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.12.2011
“keep it moving”
- Is that like running from one crime scene to another. Changing hotels every two nights and using a false ID?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.12.2011
Normal service is resumed.. finally.
Quick announcement folks….Big Mango Bar will be closed December 5th for His Majesties Birthday.
Happy Birthday!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.12.2011
nR – We're waiting for your write-up on what you did in November…. Nana (Straps) and Pattaya (tramps)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.12.2011
Welcome to Thailand by Rid em Cowboy
Ah… that's why I was stood up for drinks that night….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.12.2011
Normal service is resumed.. finally.
'Straps' is one of the bars I stop at on my little 'Nana Tours'.I was impressed by some girls giving it the big-un in my face the other week so dropped them 1k each as a tip. Another dancer complained that she didn't get a tip, to which I responded “try smiling once in a while”.
I get the Coyote face when dancing… but if they were to smile instead, then there would be a more happy vibe on stage – like the one you can detect at Las Vegas gogo.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.12.2011
nR – The place is called STRAPS. The owner is a close friend of mine..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.11.2011
Just spoke with YP. We are thinking of a little get together for DW IV
Feb time…. Save those pennies.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.11.2011
Never mind the barfines and price of short/long times. What REALLY pisses me off is the ATM's. Why is it all over the world, the machine returns your card before dispensing your cash, but here… oh no… the card is returned a few minutes later – assuming you've not already walked off down the road with your money ready to negotiate with a ladyboy or two.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.11.2011
nR,
Are you kidding me? No one likes a girl sporting a burst mattress in her pants.
The boy doesn't need to use a razor.. one of the soi cats (LB's) could lick that off his face.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
ROLLN, yeah, I had a few things planned, but we needed a smaller 'group' to do that. The smaller the group doing the shenanigans, = the bigger group available to bail us out of jail.
nuff said!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
Just got an SMS from YP saying that he just borrowed my razor as he needed to shave the bum fluff off his chin. Confused me a bit, as the only razor that is in my bathroom is the razor my girl uses to shave her box with.
Trevligt.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2011
YP is missing. Not answering his phone, bat sign or positive thoughts that we are sending.
One LB too many?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.11.2011
We got the girls… we got the people… and we have the venue.I left SJW, YP and pmmp heading to Insomnia at 4am this morning.. Like a good little boy, I went to bed. Like bad little boys, they're probably still walking the streets right now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2011
- yeah, sorry about that. We're actually having a little trouble sourcing many food items at the moment due to the floods. Muffins are apparently a specialty item.Either that or the new cook doesn't know what the hell she's doing?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.11.2011
Boys are back in town… still going.. just….
Update… Rolln in the house. YP a mess… Jonas still going.Not looking very fresh, but it's Saturday – so we're ready to go again!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.11.2011
Still going…. YP sent a message to Jonas saying he was hurting and needing some rest. Jonas was not impressed.
SJW in town soon – cool.
It's now Friday afternoon. Time to get started me finks?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.11.2011
Now at the Mango…. Jonas, 'Bruce', YP….. ready to get amongst it….1st Nana tour to commence at 9pm….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.11.2011
Doc Bond's Star Trek Party Pics Now Available…
http://www.bigmangobar.com/wp-content/images/albums/startrek2009/index.htmlNothing happened to them?
Stop by, I'll show you how to use your computer. Have you tried using a Mac?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
@Rolln… Check in when you get here. We'll assign drinking/partying duties as applicable!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
Sorry chaps…. we've been slacking… we kinda burned out. YP was sent to bed (alone) to sleep. pmmp was getting a little too pervy… so was sent home to bed (alone).. my girl gave it to me in the ear, so I was sent to bed. (unfortunately with her).
Wednesday night we are doing a little regroup in the Mango… a few gogo runs… nothing too heavy, but a chance to hook with each and all to exchange war stories.
Old and newcomers welcome of course.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2011
Yesterday morning I was greeted by YP and Jonas with a vodka and coke. I'd have preferred some cornflakes, but I didn't want to complain. After all, there are millions of kids in Africa who don't have vodka, so I should be grateful.
In the bar was couple of great guys here. They were just having a quiet drink as they had business to sort. When YP showed his face from upstairs, he was instantly recognized as the oik and we all had a few drinks. Sorry guys if we messed any of your plans up!
Now sitting in the bar licking my wounds… Debtstar just walked through the door looking for action!! What a guy!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2011
Still going/recovering…..
A little shout out to YP, NurseRon, Silverboi, THE MAN, WW, DebtStar, CAM, Snakewalk, The artist formally known as BBB, Big Tony and of course, our main man Ernie!
Cheers… maybe we should do it again in 2 weeks?
Någon?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2011
ouch….. we're hurting…… YP seems to be alive still…….. just.
It was a great night…. we have pics, but not sure what laws will be broken if I posted them. Will check with the team.
We still have some stragglers in the bar now.
Think we need another party soon.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2011
We did the rounds! Got some girls for tonight!
Come join us!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.11.2011
Right then kids, I am now on the way to the airport, picking up Young Penis, I mean Penfold on the way!
1st port of call will be the mango Round 6pm tomorrow – ready to start the seedy proceedings!
Don't forget Saturday is the big one!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.11.2011
SJW…. there should be enough of us in da hood to get up to no good.Just send out the Bat Sign.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
“I thought watching the Cain-JDS and Rua-Hendu events with the boys would have made it an easy call.”
I guess the LB's will have to watch it on their own.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
Dry as the desert? Are you being funny?
YP, just to let you know, we'll be barfining some LB's just for you. Once the bar fine is paid, we'll tell them sod off home as the little oik who calles himself 'youngun' was too scared to dip his toes in the water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.10.2011
The flood is not an issue for me. I've been walking on water for years.
So we have…. (coming in)
pmmp
DW
nR
Cam
The Lurcher
SJW ?
YP – cancelled (homo)
Rick Masters – Dec
ROLLN – Deciding after the weekend (sensible)Who else is joining us? Remember, Friday night we need to go and claim the girls for the Saturday par-taaay.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.10.2011
According to websites and news channels, Bangkok is like YP's underpants – should be avoided at all costs.
If anyone can give us folk who are planning on coming in this week a little heads up on the lower Suk area, it'd be appreciated.
A few people have cancelled so far., to the amazement of Jonas who swims to work each day with a smile on his face.
Is it as bad as they say it is, or should people just harden the fuck up?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.10.2011
Good link Riodon. I sent that onto some pals of mine in the UK so they can see whats going on. They all came back with the same comment….“that reporter would get it”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.10.2011
- Isn't that where 'Splatter-box' lives?Not looking good chaps. This weekend will probably be the decider if people are still going to venture in to BKK for the beginning of November.
pmmp and I are hardcore, so we'll be there anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.10.2011
The government has declared a holiday 27 Oct – 1 Nov which is when they are expecting some extra flooding due to the high tides. Its unlikely the situation is going to improve in the next two weeks.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.10.2011
Is the water getting closer to Bangkok? (soi 4 = Bangkok)I have heard that many buildings have put sandbags outside to be ready.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.10.2011
Breaking the Doctors Cherry – by Tusk
40ish? Obviously you guys were not at the DW Birthday party earlier this year when I turned 36?- And don't expect an invite to next years 37th!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.10.2011
“i like to do recreational legal drugs with my whores”
YP. Just take your Viagra pills before you go.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2011
“they'll want to be putting towels down soon.”
- I'd say….IMMEDIATELY!
The reason I thought of this is because my very 1st time at Lolitas I sat on the kneeling pad thing dyson girl put on the seat whilst she was preparing herself.
Luckily for me they clean that kneel pad every few minutes with disinfectant very thoroughly.
ps… this isn't a dating site, so love messages to each other will not be tolerated.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2011
TONIGHT!!!!! will see our new 2nd floor in action. Selected drinks (vodka/Gin/Rum/Whiskey etc) at 69bht each. Go-go girls will be up there having a bit of a boogie. If you're around, come take a look.Apologies to the guys that came to the bar last night looking for some 'action' up there. Fridays and Saturday are the party nights!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 2 – By SJW
Chaps… there is going to be a few people in town in November…. I'll knock a little post together in the next few days and organize some kind of 'gathering'?Maybe in a soapie? (in the bar area that is – not the massage room)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2011
So where the hell is Akane then?
And what's on the menu? Is it a standard deal? Go in, chuck some money at them and tell them not to talk with their mouths full?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2011
SJW – You're not gonna believe this…. pmmp and I were waiting by the phone for your call. We procured a whole gaggle of girls who were wanting to threesomes.
They'd just turned away from the Eden club for being too slutty. Ärlig.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 1 – By Scampering Jack Wilshere
Hmm… I've never been to Akane. Is it in soi 4?From this write-up, I'll give it a go. So you tip them and then go pay the tab. How much is the service without tip. Me being thrifty an all that..
I agree with you on Coyotes food. It's actually what I imagine an old coyote to taste like.
Any plans to open a Hooters in Bangkok?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.10.2011
@ Pablo – Send me your CV or apply in person@ RM – Why would you want a glory hole in toilets that are for both sexes?
You could be in one and YP could be in the other. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.10.2011
Three days of threesomes Part 1 – By Scampering Jack Wilshere
“don't know what PMMPs life is like, so I can't say what he was doing that was more fun than a free soapie at Caesar's, but that's what he was doing”- I do. And trust me on this… you don't wanna know!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2011
Nice thought… but the wifi/internet connection is not too reliable.iPods thingy's are much easier – plus customers are welcome to plug in their phones/mp3 players if they wanna get down and boogie to their fave tunes.
Besides, I've spent a long time compiling the playlists… better bloody use them!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2011
8-Ball….
We've made some changes downstairs also – with additional staff also and right now I am looking to install a new laptop for customer use. The old machines are a bit old and battered. We have a new music library as well on it's way so hopefully it'll liven up the 1st floor.
I'd still use the 1st floor for the sport and food. The second floor – well, we wouldn't want you spilling sauce down your shirt as it's a little dark up there.
Hope you like the changes.
As for the old staff… well, I have many tales I could tell you, but no good will come of it. Lets just say we have all new staff for a very good reason!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2011
Don't worry spats. I am sure there will not be any LB's following you into the toilets and keeping you 'busy; for 20 mins at the Mango.
No need to be nervous
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.10.2011
Toilet door's read, Taco's or Burritos. Which door do you take? by: ROLLN
ok… where the fook is Tijuana? I've walked up and down soi 4 (both sides) and can't find it anywhere.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2011
Mango Party 24th September – Fight Night!
Jonas has made some kind of weird Sweedish 'Turkish Pepper' Vodka.It's dark red. It's strong. It's horrible.
- Enter a fight at the Mango (on the PS3). Loser has to down a shot.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.09.2011
I've been beating the hell out of the staff each night. Blood everywhere.
I had to insert this JO for this post as Simon didn't want his real name out there. I have to honor that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.09.2011
Isn't that standard practice in Demonia or chateauwednesday?
(apparently
)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.09.2011
Party Pics from 3rd Year Anniversary – Part 2
Dimmer switch.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2011
Pic 28 (& 29) Bald guy in the middle. He sexy too much.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.09.2011
Party Pics from 3rd Year Anniversary – Part 1
Cam, yeah, we noticed the duplications. I am still learning when it comes to these computer thingies. Once we've selected the second batch of pictures, I'll make it right.Now, I have to get back to taxi-driving, or whatever it is I do in the daytime.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2011
Thanks Daffy.
We have some more coming. Just have to get a few confirmations on customers having their pics published.
The Promo girls – which are obvious were a lovely trio. Pictures don't do them justice.
The other girls.. who knows? Some were girlfriends of customers, some were customers! We often have Thai (and farang) girls come to the bar. Probably because there is not a hard-sell 'buy me dink' from the staff?
BIG THANKS to Silverboi for taking some excellent quality photographs. Very good indeed. I just want to see the pics he took after the party now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2011
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Breakfast is no joking matter.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2011
Having been a fan of the Black Swan breakfast for a while, the Queen Vic on Soi 23 has now taken the No.1 spot for feeding your fat face in the morning (4pm)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2011
Doc, wouldn't it be more comfortable to do that in a hotel room?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.08.2011
Bluebeard,
My 911 isn't that old
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2011
Thanks to all those who battled with the down-pour to make it to the Party last night. Not a bad turnout considering the rain.
A few more parties coming up in Sept and Oct (Halloween) and lets not forget the big one in November.
If anyone has any suggestions for a September theme… let us know!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2011
Omni Tower – Partying by The Notorious BMG
“If you want them to do a Suzie Wong lesbian show for you while you pee on them”- That reminds me, you owe me for the cleaning of my rug.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2011
ROLLN – use tape to cover the display on the unit! Go in another room out of sight of the AC unit and turn it down to something acceptable (in theory) to the urchins.
Or you could just set fire to their clothes?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2011
The aircon off (or temp not fixed to mega freeze) is a good tip. Keep adjusting your shirt also, so you look uncomfortably hot. The girls then insist that you remove items of clothing. And of course, you respond with – “ladies (sluts) first”.
With the aircon remote, I change the temp (whilst not pointing at the AC unit) to 19 or 20 incase they question the temp. – which is on 26!
I also find leaving playing cards for them to find is a great way to get them gambling with their clothes.
Other than that.. just tell the girls you are gonna give a girl some cash to dance in underwear… offer a thousand.. then get them to under-cut each other…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2011
pmmp is in training to get UP at 9pm.
Surprisingly, to us all, Spats gets pretty drunk, pretty quick and pretty easily.
- then he's not pretty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2011
Steve,Yes, it's the smart pills kicking in. Do you want some?
Some of you may remember that Jonas was barfined at the old Mango. I know where Jonas is now, but wonder where the other guy is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Thanks silverboi for sending the pics. Will pass them onto the Technology Department for publishing.I am more interested in the pics you took of the promo girls after the party though.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2011
Omni Tower – Partying by The Notorious BMG
Heads are coming together to sort out some kind of party in November. A post will be put out – asking you guys for any suggestions and input.It's been a long time since there has been a lot of us together at the same time.. and there are some people that may want to come meet the cast.
Pencil in the 1st part of November. Details will follow in a month or so.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2011
Chaps… I am back in 3 weeks…… I feel a bit of session coming on. Någon?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part Three – by ROLLN
I think YP's next trip will be memorable. It's already being planned in great detail.Well, so far I am picking him up at 4pm on the Thursday and we are driving to the Airport in London. The rest is still under discussion.
There will be a separate post coming out about YP's return, as it seems there will be a few people returning to BKK at that time. A bit of a mad reunion if you like.
Details will follow when we have them……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Daffy, we said pics are coming… be patient. Silverboi is on vacation and has many things to doLets not forget that Silverboi is helping us out!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part Three – by ROLLN
“We get some beers and red bulls”Dude, I've never had beer and red bull. Nice?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.08.2011
- no one noticed anything different.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.08.2011
Las Vegas was deader than YP's UK pants last week when I was there.
Mandarin is still good… but I think Spankys and a few others are probably more fun now. Sorry YP, but you've been out too long
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
ROLLN – have you submitted the remainder of your last story?
- I can't see it in the inbox? Please send again!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
Doc – I shall be there to make sure Penfers carried out his bet. Although, that's not saying much. After 10 months in the UK, YP would happily take one off the wrist from the Taxi driver at the airport.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.08.2011
I wouldn't mind hearing about what Washington Square was like 'back in the day'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Our ace photographer was last seen leaving the Mango (with camera) on way to meet 3 girls that he met the day before.He took a bunch of pics and all persons photographed we asked if they were happy with having their pic taken. If you see yourself on there and change your mind and that you'd rather not be on them, drop us a line.
Now, where is this bloody photographer
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.08.2011
WL reminded me of a Eastern European strip/drinking club. High end. Don't muck about in there as you'll get taken out the back and slapped around. I don't think the Russians are as tolerant as the Thai's. And why should they be?As for Lollipop… if they cut a hole in the mouth of the girl on the sign outside, I may of parted with my money. I got stuck with a horrid creature who I couldn't get away from quick enough.
If I visit either place again, I'll be taking a cab though. It's frigging miles away. I almost started bleeding when I turned the corner of soi 4.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Thanks Adman. Sorry I missed you. There were many people to get round and didn't get chance to say hello to everyone unfortunately.We have some pics to be posted soon….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.08.2011
Magazineguy… I'll have a look around the bar before opening and ask the staff. Will let you know.
- Excellent turn out last night. Thanks to everyone who came out and showed support.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2011
They were installing a vomit bowl installed in my bathroom.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
@BD- Sorry, but I am well known for my love of all things French.
@rad
- The BBQ is stored upstairs. It would mean carrying the bloody thing downstairs. Anything that involves working up a sweat is too much work for the Chef. And trust me, you never want to piss off a chef!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2011
Thankfully, I've never had my best bud sitting next to me fondling himself over Afghanistan.I have however, had YP sitting next to me as I urinated on the top deck of a bus driving through Piccadilly Circus if that's any sort of comparison?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2011
Your mate got himself a boob job? COOL!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2011
Prof. Yep, the guy was a tad dumb. I felt as though he just didn't believe what I was telling him. Once he's heard it from someone else maybe the penny will drop?
I just wish there was a lady farang sex tourist here. Which are equally as dumb.
I am toying with starting a charity for 'Bar owners without Yachts'. All donations greatly received.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2011
tfos…
As much as you are right, and we all see the scams, I was just after a list of the outrageous requests we all get so we can rely that back to our new visiting brethren.
I was scammed again today. Having a little walk around Nana with Spats, some bint persuaded us to enter into a gogo telling us of beautiful lady that would be inside.
She lied. They were fat biffers.
SCAM!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
pmmp,
Dude, believe me, you were scammed by that girl who scammed you into thinking she was a she
Or was that Snakewalk?
Another scam I was hit with yesterday… In that sea world place in Siam Paragon, I was presented with the Farang entrance fee of 900bht that was reduced to a 3rd of that upon presenting a business card showing a Thai business/address. Worked a charm.
You can get a Big Mango Biz card when you pop in for a drink
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
Earlier tonight the chefs produced their 1st pizza for me to try. They are not huge, as we've not a huge pizza oven – but they're pretty bloody good. I had a plain cheese and tomato for a tester.I'll certainly get them to put some out for the party. Not sure how many though as I'll probably stuff them all myself. Depending how they go down, will also try getting them on the menu.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
C'mon guys… help me out here!!…. I am starting to think I am the only one here that got taken for a ride!!Maybe that's the hard truth.
- I did actually 'lend' the flower girl 2,000bht one time when she asked me. She said that her pal had been busted by the police and she wanted to help her out. Sounded kinda honest to me so gave her the money after she promised to pay me each day in installments of whatever she could afford.
She was true to her word. After a week when she'd given me around 1000 I let her off the rest out of sheer admiration that this young girl had kept her word.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2011
Thanks for that WW. Some people don't know when they're being scammed
- no I am not saying you were!
Many times I was being scammed and never knew it. It's only now I look back I realize what a fool I was.
Talking earlier to a well seasoned chap… he knew of a girl that hit up a farang with “my Brother crashed my motorcy into my buffalo”. Thus a triple header.
1) Brothers injuries.
2) Motorcy repairs
3) New BuffaloNot sure if he paid?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2011
No turning back now! – By Salty
I've asked my bird how much her Sisters (Thai) Husband paid the family when they got married. The answer was 20k.You know what, I'll happily pay more than double that to NOT marry her. But if everything in my world turned tits up and I got married, I told her that the 20k is all I would pay. After all, I would be looked upon as 'one of the family'
@khunkunta.. are you dumping me?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.07.2011
Uncle Dave.. why do you name 'Thailand'?
If I were a cynic (which I am) I'd be asking why anyone would get married regardless?
Saying that, my begging letters to Britney Spears should still be taken seriously should she ever get round to reading them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2011
She thought I was a dirt-bag? Cool… no need for small talk and we can get right down to the sinsot negotiations… hang on.. this aint right…
Anymore pics of her? Send them to the usual address…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.07.2011
Hey Doc, do you still have their number? That girl on the far left is showing those 'DW, I want you' eyes.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.07.2011
Tim,
I disagree, I know of a couple of Isaan locals who recently married. The 'poor' lad did indeed have to stump up some cash to the family.
As stated, I personally think the money would of been more useful to the happy couple.
- They could of bought a toaster with it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
It's a culture thing, I get that. She gets that I get it.
For me, the money that I'd give to her family I feel would be better spent on us.
Especially as I am such a dirtbag, the marriage wouldn't last longer than a month.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
I've often found myself putting my girlfriend in the struggling position of trying to justify the sinsot. Why on earth should I pay her family money for marrying their Daughter and ensuring that she'll be taken care of? If anything, them mo' fo's should be paying me.
Until she is fully on board with that, marriage is not on the table. (like it ever was?)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2011
3rd Year Anniversary Party – 30th July!!! – UPDATE
1st timer?! Oooooo…. we do like those!Send him along. We'll take care of him!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.07.2011
Great idea… only we have to 'chink' glasses. Otherwise it'd just be rude!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.07.2011
Damn shame you can't make this one Doc. Especially as we were planning a 'Doc Bond drinks for free tonight' theme.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.07.2011
soi 4, ladyboy staffing ratios and the new and improved Big Mango – by nurseRon
nurseRon…. thanks for the kind words about the Mango changes. All bars get a little tired and changes are in need. I am sure you can appreciate it's not possible to please all the people all of the time – but we do listen to feedback and try to accommodate where possible.Having said that, I wouldn't even let you on my 'spare' R1 if your bike riding skills are anything like your pool playing skills
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.07.2011
The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part One – by ROLLN
YP… c'mon now, do you not remember what we got upto in London the other weekShould be a good laugh in a few weeks time when we hit Soho again. I wonder if that fat bird will still be there?
Doc Bond gonna join us this time??!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.07.2011
I am thinking that ROLLN should start submitting a posts with photos?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2011
I hear that one of those creampies were the result of him farting.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.06.2011
You scumbag!
“I kind of like it when you're digging out one chick and the other is just sitting next to the bed painting her nails”.
I had a similar thing, except the girl I was rooting was painting her nails.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2011
1st time in Thailand by snakewalk
Doc says “Brut 33 – dates it a bit”- 2 weeks ago then?!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2011
Getting away to Koh Chang by nurseRon
Oh yes, my good pal ssB doubled over in pain laughing at the flow of blood oozing from my leg. Not to mention my bike that was smashed to bits.I was going to write up the Monaco F1 trip report but couldn't find the Thai connection. pmmp has his rules!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
nR
High speed motorcycle crashes are no laughing matter.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
I've been known to ride a bike or two in my past……
I'd rather shit in my own pants and sit in it, than ride a bike in Thailand. (Thailand for me being Sukhumvit)
It's not that I'm not confident, it's the others on the road. I'd feel like I have a target on my back and all the cars are out to hit me.
Saying that, I did have a high speed wreck when ssB and I rode to Monaco.
- Got into a speed wobble at break neck speeds. Not pretty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2011
1st time in Thailand by snakewalk
How many of the stories involve you falling asleep at a bar?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.06.2011
Getting away to Koh Chang by nurseRon
Leave Soi 4? That's just crazy talk.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2011
I wish your source was wrong.
There will be no alcohol between 6pm Saturday til 11.59 (12) pm Sunday.
Which would be a great opportunity to try out all those non-alcoholic cocktails you've always wanted to try in the past but never had an excuse?!
Maybe the Mango could do a special offer… 'buy 15 coca-colas' and get a free shot after midnight?
One thing is for sure, there will be a lot less girls getting barfined that rely on the booze to make themselves better looking!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.06.2011
Samet? Shit, I've still to see a Temple and floating market.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.06.2011
NR – It's a 20 min drive in a Limo (1500) to DWHQ from Suwan… suvar. survana… the aiiport
Anymore than 30 mins and I'd have to relocate.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2011
So that's a 'no' on the helicopter then.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2011
Thanks Poodle.
nR… what the hell is all this crazy talk of 7 hour bus-rides?
Shape up man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
This actually sounds like a place I want to go. It's not like I spend much time in lower Suk anyway.
However, I need to see if they can pick me up in a helicopter on the roof of the Mango and land on the Island, as traveling on public transport for all those hours is a deal-breaker.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
Trying to be good – Pt2 – By Hunch
RDD,As somewhat of an expert wanker (so I've been called) I think I'd chose the 5 knuckle shuffle rather than a 40+yr old.
And before pmmp picks up on this, no, I've not wanked others off – therefor them calling me an expert wanker.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2011
“What's the difference anyway, both share a love for cricket, Fosters and incest”.
- I think you are mixing us up with the Austrians.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2011
“I make a mental note: mid-forties, but nice boobs, looks quite cute in her tight traditional costume”
Mid 40′s?!?!?! That's just sick.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2011
If some girl slapped me on the head, numerous times, then I'd of done the same.It was pretty brave thing for her to do as we're now into low season.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2011
UFC 130 Preview by Young Penfold
Agreed, 3 year layoff didn't do him any good. He did however annihilate Bruno soon after in 3 rounds. It'd of taken me 4
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
SJW
The other year, we had a Tysonathon at the Mango. All of Tysons fights including is his amateur fights. Totally awesome. Without gloves on – he'd of been killing people when twatting them!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
dogflye: interesting. The stages always seemed full to me. I'd be looking at some ass, then have a drink only to find the ass I was looking at has moved behind some more ass.- hang on.. what am I talking about. This isn't really a problem is it?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
Come to think of it… whenever I've been in Rainbow, the stage has always been packed. Is that because all the girls want to work there or because none of the little wenches are getting barfined?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
Good turnout at the party. iPad won by a happy customer and the iPod went to a long term customer. Good time had by all. Lots of new faces turned up which we hope to see again soon. iParty 2 next?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2011
UFC 130 Preview by Young Penfold
So YP, tell me more about the 'clown' Mir….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.05.2011
“I'll take the bald guy because my ball sack is presently shaved”
- Is there a slightly sweaty guy with a few days hair growth and some reminence of lipstick on him?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.05.2011
If I win, I'll donate it to YP. Oh hang on, I am not allowed to enter.Sorry YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.05.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 3 by Young Penfold
YP and I are hooking up in a few weeks.After a cup of tea with Doc Bond, we're gonna go mixing it up. Personally I like picking fights in Liverpool Street Station with all overpaid bankers and then onto Covent Garden to chat up some rich nobs girlfriend.
YP… maybe we need to do a 'City in 12′?
- Book the day off son. Daddys coming to take you out for the day
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.05.2011
YP does have a webcam. But it's better described as the 'pan-cam'.
You don't want to see it. Lita på mig.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.05.2011
Now now chaps…
I think it'd be preferable for YP to open up a Paypal account rather than a Twatter account. We could then all contribute to his airfare to return. I for one don't want to read about him wanking off in his open plan office during lunch hours. It's bad enough when he does it whilst SKYPing me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.05.2011
Some dude came in the bar the other week wanting to buy Penfold a drink. Sadly, he was informed that the urchin was no longer in the hood
I will be stopping by his gaff in a few weeks to see him. I can relay the message that some guy wanted to buy him a drink, but not sure how to explain that some bint wants me to give him herpes? Do I have to get it off her first?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.05.2011
Ahem.. I hear that YP's Mother is getting some money together to send him the fuck back.
WW… I was the 1st person to see him in the UK a few days after he arrived. Still suffering the days leading to his departure. What did you do to him?!?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.05.2011
Some funny shit right there….
“Head over to the sink, and the end of the tap looks like a crusty, scabby ghoneerhia infested bellend. Looks like Im going thirsty. What have I done to deserve this?”
- my 1st thought would be…. ' a lot.'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
Pre-Announce :: iParty on May 28th
YP,Bless you my child, for you are right. Vad kan jag säga. Some are givers… and some are receivers. I have always been a giver.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
I don't think I could charge for that
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.05.2011
Hmm…. can I get away with just a shot of Tobasco then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
Incase you are wondering.. the bell ringing…. well, we don't want the staff getting too drunk as we don't have too many. (not more than 10) So, this will be limited to the Mango Nipple shot. These are the cheapest shots on sale. 40bht each.
As for the charity, something that is close to my heart – 'Help for Heros' is my 1st nomination, but I am told that one of our customers is involved with a local Childrens charity also, so if I get the details before the party then this charity will come 1st. If not, the second party!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
@ George,
Can I get an iPod Touch for 4,100bht also?
The items both together come to more than 20k. We will only recoup 20k and the remainder will come from my pocket. As will the 10k charity donation (if the bell is rung 10 times)
But like I said, if the party goes well and enough interest is shown then the iPad2 will appear at the iParty2.
Can't be fairer than that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
@BD
Sorry, it's the 'Original'. The iPad2 prize will be at the iParty2
FYI.. It's the iPad (original) 16gb wifi. Second prize is an iPod Touch 8gb.
Both new, in the box – fresh from Heathrow Airport 24 hours before the party.Still ironing out the details.. but basically it will involve the purchase of some nasty-ass shot. You will then be given a ticket/number.
Tickets will be pulled out of a hat between 10:30-11:30 and the winner will have 5 mins to collect their prize. (as they might be throwing up or smoking)
If after 5 mins the winner doesn't claim their prize, another ticket will be drawn.
Tickets will be limited to cover the cost of the iPad/iPod only. There will be no profit making on this.
At this moment in time, the drinks (tickets) will be 200bht each. You can buy as many as you want. – but tickets will be limited to 100.
For those of you who have just done the math, yes, you could buy 100 and get the items cheaper than you could buy them in the store. However, you'll only get a ticket in exchange for an empty shot glass that has been downed (not thrown)
Also, as we are in such a good mood these days… I will be donating 10k to charity if the bell is rung 10 times (drinks for the staff).
Come and join in the fun!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
nurseRon,
Glad you like the changes we made.
I'll be in the hood next weekend for the iParty. Hope to see you there. 1st one is on me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.05.2011
The Penthouse by The Notorious BMG
Is the drawing to scale?Why only one car in the picture. You say there is 2.
Nothing wrong with gay porn. – gay women that is.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.05.2011
UFC 129 Preview by Young Penfold
I think YP has taken enough battering around the ring don't you?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2011
Straight to Pattaya/Party by The Notorious BMG
YP – That KENDAL Mint cake in your mouth.Not LONGMINT(.com) in your mouth
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2011
Did Spats make it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.04.2011
UFC 129 Preview by Young Penfold
Will it be re-played on Sunday evening at the Mango?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2011
DB is on the Wedding invite list and my 'plus one'.However, it's during daylight hours so I can't go.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2011
All,
Please note that the Free WIFI is back up and running. It was down for a while due to the re-wiring.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
Better idea…
The winner gets a week in Oz. Second place gets 2 weeks.
Nice idea… there used to be a comments box in the bar, but someone left the comment saying there was a silly box where beer should be.
I have a sneaky feeling that box would be full of love notes to DW anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
AUK,
How long do I have to wait for that Mango sign we spoke about?
And please don't tell me to be 'patient'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
docsmith,
Totally understand what you are saying. I know people don't want the hear the 'be patient', but in this instance it is applicable due to the Mango now being in the 'Staff Recruitment Phase'.
Feedback was given that the bar wasn't suited for TV/Sport watching and wasn't smoker friendly, so that was addressed with the remodel.
The next step is to change out the staff to more 'customer friendly' girls. (which is underway)
So if anyone knows of some nice friendly Service girls looking for work, please let us know.
Finally… be a little bit more patient!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2011
@The Man
The fun only went because I asked people to stop making fun of you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2011
Straight to Pattaya/Party by The Notorious BMG
They have mirrors on the ceiling.. so I totally understand you being concerned about waking up and not liking what you seeGalaxy Suites have a Jacuzzi room – but it's not big and you get bollocked for making too much noise. And when I say noise, I refer to pmmps ball bag slapping on some bints arse over and over……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2011
I had a similar experience in a Travel Lodge on the M6 with my girlfriend.
Similar in the way I checked out at 12pm
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.04.2011
Don't know what you mean? TWINS is a nice place.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.04.2011
Brad… next time you are in the Mango, make yourself known to the 'resident Pool player'. He should be able to point you in the right direction for some drinking buddies.
Also, if you are new in town…. it'd be good to hear about your experiences as a newbie. We were all there once, and it's fun to hear about those times when we thought it was normal for women to have big hands and feet.
Have you been to TWINS yet? Soi 23
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.04.2011
nurseRon,
We kept the stain and got rid of YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.04.2011
Star Trek lives on!
You just have to venture upstairs. (to the crapper)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.04.2011
There is a bit of the 'old Mango' vibe to the place now.
Something that patrons of the old place will pick up on.
Great responses coming back from people. Glad everyone likes the changes
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.04.2011
Songkran Shutdown for Renovations
I hear that the Star Trek posters might take a beating in the re-furb?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.04.2011
Bangkok in a bottle, Cheers to you Dumb Ass by ROLLN
I tried the date rape drug once. It was crap. I couldn't remember a thing.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.04.2011
Ha…. 1st order of the day is for a Marmite melt!What gets me is that the people who say they'd not eat this stuff have (most) probably had a lot worse in their mouths whilst in Bangkok.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.03.2011
The Man – it's a SNACK!
But as we know that'll not entice you through the door, we got in a couple new bartenders for you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.03.2011
I been with a few 'non-whites'… In Nigeria we just called them 'locals'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.03.2011
UFC 128 Preview by Young Penfold
Lets face it… you take on anyone called Jones – you are gonna lose
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 2 by Young Penfold
@SBDOTKUJa. But only if you count the buddy and tranny as men.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.03.2011
YP – No clarification needed. Was just giving you another option for next time, – if you wanted to save time on your typing
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.03.2011
How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?
- Enough to kill two and a half men!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.03.2011
“Back row of Cascades. Pulled off a few trannies under the table”
- So you wanked some dudes off?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.03.2011
A guy walks into a bar… by Daywalker
Guy walks into a Lady Fella bar.Barman says…'Hallooooo Penfold'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
“Ron says:
March 10, 2011 at 6:21 pm@ Daywalker, we wear thongs”
I didn't get to know him that well.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
I've been trying to coax Bruce out of hiding (or the closet) but no luck as of yet.
Without wanting to sound like YP, the guy was immaculately dressed and his shoes were shiniest a shoe could be.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.03.2011
Hmmm…. as long as that pic doesn't make me look short.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.03.2011
If I had the time, I'd of taken him to TWINS and let the urchins chew him off.
Next time.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.03.2011
Mother Penfold in Bangkok – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Good job I didn't mention it was breakfast in bed
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2011
Don't listen to YP. I know his Mamma. She reminds me of Mrs Doubtfire, but nicer.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.02.2011
Short, Sweet & Sleepless by ROLLN
The other day I was walking along the beach in Phuket with my wench looking for a bed to collapse in. We walked for what seems like miles as I did not want to sit next to any fat farang ladies/gents, or even worse… French people. After the wench (getting tired) pointed at yet another bed I said.. “no… fat people too close” the wench (getting pissed at me) shouted… “but they're all fat here”I nearly wet myself.. it was soooooo loud and all the fatties got some exercise that day in the form of sitting up and looking where the abuser was!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2011
10 things I hate about Bangkok Part 8 by On Nutter
Now hang on a minute….Have you not seen the '1000 things I hate about England' list?
Africa was soooo last year. I much prefer my new postings in Dubai, Houston and Milan.
- but it's still really really terrible
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.02.2011
so then… is like 80 things you hate about Bangkok now? Or is there just 10 things, but they constantly change?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.02.2011
It's dark outside…. people are already turning up to watch this Rugby thing.Good crowd in so far…. Now, if someone could just explain the rules. And what's with all those crash helmets and padding? Are they expecting trouble?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.02.2011
It's not big and its not clever. Whoever it was that threw up all over my shirt and took a shit in my pants – please own up.Thanks to all those that turned out. I can't name them, as I can't remember much about it.
You'd of thought with me sparked out on the floor with the pan cleanly ripped off and hanging around my neck, people would not still try and take a dump?
I'm getting far too old for this shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.02.2011
Doc,
Toilets should be clear. The star trek poster is almost gone.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.02.2011
Cranberry Juice? What is it, your period?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2011
Cactus John's Killing Fields by On Nutter
@The Man….Drag your arse down to the bar on the 4th…. Drinks on me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2011
The Man,
So what is it you're saying?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.01.2011
Why is it when you're at a bar and you have a plate of whatever, your friends all nick a chip/fry and even dip it in your ketchup – the girls get all angry and say you shouldn't do that?!
It's not like they're licking your fork.
I just don't get it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.01.2011
Dying in Bangkok by Opaque Knight
Idea for a new film…. 'Meet the Daywalkers'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.01.2011
@SJW
- Yeah, no one would of believed the Glock.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.01.2011
That reminds me. Can you please repair my closet light fixture that you busted.
- and hose down the closet door and replace the orange from the kitchen.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2011
pmmp – If I wake up dead one morning with a bleeding arse or bullet in my back – Tell my Mother I died in my sleep whilst doing voluntary work at an orphanage.
(all my money is hidden in a pavement crack in soi 4. – can't remember which one)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2011
NR – cheers. I always assume that the AK's have a live one in the tube!I saw the 'boy' the other day in Farangland.co.uk. He looked healthy which was a surprise and was excited about a date he'd arranged with a girl who didn't have a cock.
Little bastard didn't even ask her if she had a Sister for the DW.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.12.2010
We thought the sofas would be a good idea as sleeping on the pool tables were too uncomfy. – especially when people were playing.
I do remember finding YP passed out on the sofa. I woke the little rodent, gave him some water and sent him to my crib to sleep it off.
- he never did pay me for the water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.12.2010
Christmas Dinner at the Mango!
Can you mail Turkey sandwiches?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.12.2010
Open times…. The times are on that board that is nailed to the wall outside the bar.I'd prefer people not to spend a baht or two… much prefer 100′s and 1000′s
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.12.2010
UFC 124 Preview by Young Penfold
It's on in 40 mins…. 10am….. Penfers and crew in the house already. (shadow boxing
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.12.2010
Best English Breakfast in the World? by On Nutter
Jiz…. this certainly aint like a prison chow line
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.12.2010
Do they do tea & toast?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.12.2010
- and well done by the way on winning the knitting contest.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2010
Doc, I tell ya what…. we'll have another this time next year. And a Christmas party around July.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2010
Ten Pieces of Advice for Men Visiting Thailand for the First Time By Werewolf
First of all she said that her Mom needs an operation and could I help?- I replied that I'm no Doctor but I'd give it a go.
No sense of humor some people.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2010
The best one I heard recently was….
“my Mom have blood in head. Need operation. Please help me. I need 50,000bht (nice round number)…. I save 20,00 already, please can you give me 30,000?
- No.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2010
Economics 101, tipping bargirls and the power of a free market economy by Tusk
erm, am I spoiling it for the rest of you? No… just making the time better for me!The girls who I 'spoil' slightly always greet me like I am a superstar! Which for me, was well worth the original investment!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2010
Looks to me like they are offering certain little pills as rewards?!Snitch on a dealer and get his stash?!?!
I look forward to 'snitch on a sexual predator' campagn.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.11.2010
YP Diaries: 9-10-2010 to 12-10-2010 – Not Shagging 'The Feeder' Continues & Fuck All Else
YP… stay away from the Roofies… I tried them once.. crap….. I couldn't remember a thing.Oh, thanks for the McCoys crisps and Marmite you left me behind the bar
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.11.2010
You write this, like there is something wrong with it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.10.2010
UFC 121 Preview by Young Penfold
“Brock has had bigger dinners than Cain”- How do you know how big Cains dinners are?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.10.2010
2010 FBT Thailand Open After Party This Sunday at 8pm
Who is going to be on the door on Sunday incase it all kicks off?Nigel around?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2010
YP Diaries: 2-10-2010 to 8-10-2010 – MUSE, The Shit Hits The Fan and Punching Thai Guys
Daffy,I also live in fear of YP's Mother.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.10.2010
YP Diaries: 20-9-2010 to 24-9-2010 – Bathroom Mishap, Doctorly Duties & Gangster Films
I must admit also… that was some funny shit when pmmp and I had it on our toes.Scraping up leftovers at Lucky at 9am is never going to net you some stunners.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2010
YP Diaries: 2-10-2010 to 8-10-2010 – MUSE, The Shit Hits The Fan and Punching Thai Guys
Fave Alan Partridge quote “I've just been eating a moose” Classic.So Mother Penfold is coming for peace-talks eh? Is she going to return you to the mother-ship?
For a laugh…. tell your Mum that you have a surprise for her when she gets there. Then, get a LB (obvious looking one) to meet her at the airport and shout “Hi Mum”
Go on… dare ya.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2010
Sukhumvit Spotlight Issue 3: All-you-can-eat Buffets for every day of the week by Spotlight Guy
Question for Mr.SJR,This Indian food, is the Chicken 'breast' or just any old bit of meat attached to various bones covered in skin?
I've been to a few Indian Restaurants down Suk and have been very disappointed on each occasion. I hope they make better suits than they do Curry.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2010
AUK,You can always pre-pay for drinks! The Gremlins told me that there was some heavy hitter in town chucking money all over the place. I assumed it was you.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2010
Low season/High season – can one really tell? by WFTM
“What is with the police at the Asoke/Suk area. Got pulled over last night in the taxi.”- Just doing their job you dodgy looking mo'fo!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.10.2010
Note to self…. don't let your pal offer a piggy-back when he's wearing flip-flops, as he may drop your ass in the murky water.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.10.2010
Sukhumvit Spotlight Issue 3: All-you-can-eat Buffets for every day of the week by Spotlight Guy
The Mango does a deal every night on Tikka Massala.As much as you can eat for a shit load of money.
- well worth it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.09.2010
I had a pig roast at Bacarra once. I don't see her anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.09.2010
UFC 119 Preview by Young Penfold
Its on a little earlier than we thought….. it's on now!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Was a good party… Many thanks to the people that turned up to give Nigel their best wishes.He looked worse for wear when he left, as did many people.
It's not possible to put in words how much we appreciate what Nigel has done for us.
Best of luck Nigel, don't be a stranger, you will always be part of the Mango Team
- Mango
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.09.2010
The Cigarette Police by OpaqueKnight
Brother of DW flicked his ciggy butt on the floor after an hour of setting foot in this lovely place.Sure enough, he frog marched my Bro to the the kiosk and demanded 2000.
I handed them 500 each and told them I hoped their next shit was a hedgehog… with a smile on my face… they shook our hands and told us that there are 'many lady Thailand'.
basts.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Maybe we could get a weekly update from Nigel telling us about his latest beating from a little Thai girl or the latest going rate for a LB on soi 5?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.09.2010
- should of put them on a motorci taxi to get them to the Pong…. that in itself is a memorable experience.Not quite so good when you've been on the viagra though….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.09.2010
Farewell and Adieu Party September 25th
Wow… That is a sexy picture of Nige…..Nice Jaw(s)..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.09.2010
Thank-You Eden Club by Daywalker
Trojan,Tell you what, drive me to the Eden……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.09.2010
from my experience….Bar fights Thailand 1 Florida 0
Caught Speeding Thailand 1 Florida 0
Big fat arses Thailand 0 Florida 1
Disney Characters Thailand 1 Florida 1
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2010
Thank-You Eden Club by Daywalker
Trojan,You have the Mango and the Eden on your list. Just don't get them mixed up.
If you ask to have 12″ rubber cock up your arse in the Mango…well, you'll just get referred to YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.09.2010
Soi Dog,
Why on earth would you want to wear a school uniform?
Lolitas…… Here is what I do.. (when alone).. I wear sunglasses and pretend to be texting on my phone when walking passed. That way I can walk slow, with my head down but my eyes are looking at the Dysons on the chairs outside. If I see one that I like, I'll spring into action. If I am put off by the ugliness, then I carry on walking and texting.
What a wuss, I know.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.09.2010
Doc… Read again carefully… it was the 2 girls in the Eden club that I owed all the thanks to.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.09.2010
Doc… that's exactly what I was meaning. Like I said, I was a good boy before!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.09.2010
“as for the name, it was a pretty common name”I think it was 'Dave' wasn't it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.08.2010
PRP…… exactly what is it PRP stands for?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.08.2010
A few weeks back, I was getting sucked off by some hog in Twins.. I can't stand her so told her to fuck off. (I was being distracted by some other hogs and didn't notice it was her lips on the old todger)
Anyway, dejected, she walked over to another member of our group and started tonguing him!!
Now, having been on a flight for 10 hours, dumped bag off at Mango HQ, then walk to Suk for a cab in the heat, I can't say that it was the 'freshest' of smells down there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2010
For the record….. I just went up there and hugged.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.08.2010
FRIDAY! FRIDAY FRIDAY! – PMMP's Bday Bash
Popeye after hormone treatment?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2010
Well Spatts, if that were YP and I in Iron Bar, that would be about right, as all the girl in there were pretty fucking gorgeous.
Unlike the LB bars we went in.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2010
Pic on the left…. The vampire women out of Van Helsing? Wearing civilian clothes?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
Yuk. Clicked on the link. Looks like a scene from the film 'Inception' if YP were to be the one hosting the dream.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.08.2010
Funny you mention that… because we asked the lads in the bar about their facebook page. At 1st they thought I wanted them to sit on my face.. but YP got jealous and we had to give more details…. they didn't know about a FB page?
I can't say that I've ever looked for it either. – And never will.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.08.2010
I feel another mission coming on…..
Maybe next time it'll be a 3-man mission… fancy it??
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.08.2010
Hangovers and Pretty Girls by Rick Masters
The tart in the picture has shoulders like RoboCop.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.08.2010
Part 3 of 3: Nights That Never End by ROLLN
I always crank up the air-con…. or even better, turn it off… .once they're all dancing around and see you're hot, they tell YOU to get your kit off. Of course, the reply is always… “ladies first”…. never fails.If the room is cold and there is a bunch of girls, you'll always get some that search for a blanket and sit on the sofa…. once they're on there and getting all cosy, they're done for.
Get them in the party mood straight away… turn up the music and get them dancing. Always keep shot-glasses to hand also!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
Re- YP's skiddies…. he's young.If you look close at the shit-catchers on the table in the bar, I am sure there are skid-marks.
Personally, Commando is the way forward.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2010
Part 2 of 3: Bangkok and the Curfew by ROLLN
For those who don't know.. 'Dogs' are the code used for 'LadyBoys'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun: The Follow-Up by Daywalker
- the 33k did include the taxi and the Big Mac.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2010
The usual things occur there…. I was pounced upon by the horrid ear-licker. I told her to fook off. The Heckler told her to fook off, and the girl who I usually get seen to by her told her to fook off. She would not leave me alone.
Eventually, she trotted over to Bruce and started snogging him. Fresh from sucking my stinking purple-headed throbbing warrior. – nice.
I was so pissed off at her I check-binned the hell out of there.
Will I ever learn?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
Pattaya in 12: Join in on the fun
YP is on his way to the bar now………I think we may have a “soi 8 in 30mins”… as we were so busy taking care of the 'list' that we never got to take care of ourselves.
Nuts the size of footballs.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
Gents,
You're all a bunch of sick bastards.
We left for Pattaya around 2pm…. and arrived back at in Bangkok this morning at 6am,
We managed to get through a lot of the list. We couldn't do it all, as there wasn't enough time.. (and I am not gay)
A write up will come later. YP has gone home to sleep.
The post will include…. LB's, wearing underwear in the street, break dancing, suds, naked, arse eating and a big mac.
My phone died around 10pm, so I was unable to keep track of everything (i was keeping notes on it)
Back soon…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.08.2010
How much (realistically) should we offer a scumbag for his motorcycle?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2010
Sorry chaps, but I will pull rank on YP if he starts getting doing his LB shit.
Some good suggestions there.
Its Pattaya in 12, so we should be there after lunch and back to the Mango HQ for closing. Which is probably a good thing.
We will be sending TWEETS maybe.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.07.2010
Just Another Sukhumvit Tale by pmmp
pmmp…. if you don't like hearing your name called out when we pass Twins, might I suggest you don't walk past Screw Boys with YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2010
Had I not of dragged him out of there, I am sure he'd of stayed 'all night long'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2010
YP….. I didn't have to unplug the vomit from the sink. The glasses and plates managed to capture all the little bits of carrot, protein shakes and sperm that came from your insides.I put them on the draining board, ready for you to clean on your next visit.
- Horrid child.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2010
Lionel does now!!I do feel ashamed of myself each time leave the place with dribbles of sperm running down my leg.
I suffered it, just so that Lionel could get his end away. What a good person I am
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.07.2010
Speaking of messy shits… who was it that dumped in my crib? (in the bog) I think it was Penfold. Some serious stench.- It's all coming back to me now….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.07.2010
KB…. You are quite correct. We didn't score… and if we did, I'd not think too highly of the girl (or in YP's case an LB) that'd smooch up to us anyway. Not in that state.
Coming in October? Personally, I don't think there is a bad time to go. Unless they're rioting of course.
Will be hitting Pattaya next week in 12… will hopefully notch up some scores.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.07.2010
CB… I've not yet ventured into LB's… so I am still way behind you.
When are you allowed to come back? Surely you are over your gf dumping you by now?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.07.2010
YP Picture Diaries – Puke Massage
You are all gay.I am sure this is a wind up…. No.s 2,3,6,13,16,18,19,25 & 29 are all dudes. Surely?
I'd drink the piss of No.8
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2010
New Mango Bar 2nd Anniversary Party Pics
NT,Red are no good. They'll clash with your lipstick
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
Lets face it… YP can enjoy himself on his own in a cubicle in the mens changing room at the gym/swimming pool.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
New Mango Bar 2nd Anniversary Party Pics
Your camera is crap. It makes me look short.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2010
New Mango 2nd Anniversary Bash This Saturday
Good turnout so far…..Many thanks to those who joined us in the celebrations…..
Werewolf, The MAN. Penfold, BBB, F1 Steve, Bubba, Crazy Sweedes, Fender, Dom and many others… sorry, can't think of all the names right now.
Girls are doing us proud. Working their asses off. Big tips for them tonight.
Big thanks to my Partners… non of which would of been possible without these guys.
Drink anyone?…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.07.2010
Man-Hacks for Bangkok Living by Rick Masters
My EX-girl has now gone from wanting to die, to now wanting me to die.I wish she'd make her mind up.
Time to get back to whoremongering.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.07.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report Part 5 by The Lurcher
YP….I do recall someone in the next cubicle giving instructions to the poor Dyson. Something about bending and contorting legs in painful positions.
The weird perv had his size 9′s poking out of the curtain which just begged me to stand on as I walked by.
- hope that didn't hurt your feet by the way
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.04.2010
Making the most of 3 nights… by WFTM
Louis XIII….. ahhh… so much better than Louis XII
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.04.2010
WFTM…. I go to Twins for the peaceful environment in which to chat over a nice cigar.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.04.2010
It was a pleasant surprise seeing you come through the door. My last night was supposed to be a recovery night, having partied out with the Heckler for the past week. Hopefully he has fully recovered by now.
Pity we never had time for a Twins visit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.04.2010
nurseRon, I am not sure if the UK divorce laws are as severe as the US laws, but any law that lets the bitch have anything she is not entitled to sucks.I once hoofed out my girlfriend after a few years of misery (why do we do that?) and as we were not married she was entitled to fooook all. She said “you've left me in the gutter”. Which I responded… “no, I just returned you”
Women… can't live with them… and can't cut them up into little pieces and put them in the blender.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2010
Here is one to think about…….
You date some Thai brass… send her cash see her half a dozen times a year and split up after a few years. Add up the cost.
Your pal gets married, set up home, get a dog and nice little Volkswagen. You split up after a few years. Add up the cost.
1) Which person has spent the most?
2) Which person had the least amount of sex?
3) Which person has to continue paying out the bird he is no longer with?I intend to give money to as many Thai girls as I can afford to. Love them all!
NT, so… about your girl….. should I pay you direct?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.03.2010
YP.. that reminds me… didn't you borrow some money off me?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.03.2010
Nana Disco Reopens as Nana Liquid
Ah… Nana Disco*….. takes me back to being slightly drunk and with only a few hours to go before I had to head to the plane with pmmp in my ear saying… “ooh.. check out the cw over there… dude, she's your spec.”* can use also…. Spice, Spicey, Boss, Lucky Pub and of course.. The Big Mango!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.03.2010
Bada Bing GoGo in Patpong by pmmp
Burgerman……Just bring your wallet
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
@ChelseaBlue. Dad, you are so hurtful. You also Uncle pmmp.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
Are there any Museum reviews coming up anytime soon? I do tire of this pervy stuff
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.03.2010
Sukhumvit Head Skewers by pmmp
Being the perfect height to blend in at a midget convention, I don't have these problems. However, I find I do have watch out for umbrella tips trying to gouge my eyes out on the foot paths.Not sure if this happens outside of soi 4 though?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.02.2010
Don't know what the problem is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2010
The Closest Thai Immigration Bureau to Soi 4 by pmmp
Leopard print pants and Porsches do have one thing in common.
- you can usually find an arsehole in both.You really have the hang of this writing lark. Looking forward to your Dunkin Donut review.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2010
The Closest Mexican to Soi 4 by pmmp
I had a P990. It was crap. Had to give it away in the end to a guy that isn't too bright when it comes to quality gadgets.As this place isn't quite in my 'safe-zone'… do they deliver to soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
Women in the 60′s sent in by On Nutter
And yet there is no mention of Roofies or Sisters. (hers, not his)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
A Bangkok Trip Report by The Lurcher
The Man – “From now on when I want a massage it will be with 38 kilo sweetheart that just wants to fuck and suck”.Put me down for one of them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.02.2010
Having only ever been to one massage parlor (and having a massage) in Bangkok, I was most disappointed. Can't say I care for a massage anymore than I like those little toilet attendants trying to massage me when I take a pee.
Am I missing out on something?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
Incidentally, whats the score with the massage parlors next to the Mango?
I've seen a few cracking little girls there. But the last thing I need is to fall in love with more bloody girls.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
“safety pants”!! don't you just hate them!!!
I know a guy who wears boxer with holes in them. Apparently they are 'comfortable'.
Commando is the way forward.
- Until you have a fart that gets a little meaty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2010
Those beauties in Twins are as pure as the driven snow
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
pmmp… I think the girls from Twins may of had a night off to revise for their Uni Exams. I always try to help out by giving them money to spend on text books.
You should all follow suit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
I used to find one of the Cowboy gogo's used to load up my bin whilst I was being a naughty boy in the corner.
I give that place a wide birth now.
- I find 'twins' much better value
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.02.2010
If you pay upfront, would that be pre-pay for play? pp4p or pp2p?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.02.2010
Superbowl…. that's rugby with loads of body armor and crash helmets right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.02.2010
Young Penfold's 2010 New Year's Resolutions
“Give more than you receive”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.02.2010
Party underway…. heaving… many gorgeous girls.Good turnout. If everyone is having half the fun I am, then they should be ashamed of themselves.
Thanks to all those that turned up. There were people that couldn't be here due to other commitments, but we had a drink on your behalf.
It's still early……… I am gonna hurt tomorrow.
Enjoy…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
I have a problem with my Mac…. so if you could take a look at it……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
So you are IT nerds then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.01.2010
UFC 107 Preview by Young Penfold
@YP…I'd put my 'Stare-downs' on par with BBB's fists
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.12.2009
UFC is for nancy boys. I'll be more impressed if they were to get pissed and stuff their faces with a Doner kebab… then kick off.
Punching someone when they are on the floor bleeding is a poor show. Unless they're French of course.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.12.2009
Oh! That's where it is! by Monkey Kreme
If I were on 'Who wants to be a millionaire” and was asked a question on imbibing man fluids, then YP is the person that I'd call.I have a good pal who had sexual relations in my bed (I was in another room) for a good 7-8 mins… After, the girl freaked out that the condom was wedged up her love box. This was after they trashed my room like a thieving scouser in search of the offending item.
Calculating that it could only be 4″ up her twat, we got her to do a handstand in the shower room and all had a poke around.
We found it eventually.
Had they found one of the many used condoms that were often left scattered around my crib after a party, she'd not have known it was up there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.12.2009
Some Ramblings From My Last Visit by Doctor Bond
'apparently' the hair wax that YP uses looks similar to Philadelphia cheese. I wonder if he's ever left it laying around on a certain bar at anytime… and a little rascal topped it up with the cheesy spread?Not that I'd ever do that and send him an anonymous e-mail with a picture attached
He's just lucky the wax didn't look like sperm.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.11.2009
THE MAN…. Jag instämmer.Bloody peasants.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.10.2009
DocBond Stag Party this Saturday
Don't forget to put out the balloons
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
Flying In The Front – Not Yet by WFTM
You flew with SQ?I used to fly with BA but he kept bitching about getting on that damn plane.
(fuck that one kills me!
)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
What is this “cattle class” you speak of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.10.2009
Loving E-Mails From A Hot An' Psychotic, Hi-So Bitch by Canadian Boy
@Daffy,Stop calling her. Let her go man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.10.2009
When I split up with my ex, the same old e-mails followed…”hope you die, I fucked your friends, I want to die, you play with my heart, I'll kill you”.. blah blah blah…
After a month I stopped sending them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.10.2009
DB… you'll understand why I don't offer my congrats.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2009
Coyotee's TJ Hawley Died of Asphyxiation; Go-Go Closed Permanently
Excellent stuff. I assume there is a free beer at the Mango with Ghosts name on it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.10.2009
Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I'm a pmmp, not a Doctor!
“everyone on this board should see a mental dr.”- Personally, I think they should see a 'sane' Dr.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2009
pmmp… you fail to mention that pill you keep slipping in my drink when we are out together. The one that makes me sleep well but gives me a sore arse as a side effect.
Roophies or something?
THE MAN. I've had those hot flushes also… walk it off man.
Alternatively, you could use a condom with a lolly stick in it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.10.2009
YP, I do recall you doing your stretches in anticipation of bumping uglies with a dumpy little (huge) pug faced brass in Pattaya the other week. It was daytime. People were watching.Wrong… so wrong.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.10.2009
Ladies and Light Night this Saturday
Free booze to the lower Suk street walkers…Be sure to check BBB doesn't sneak in with a wig and mini-skirt.
- again.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.09.2009
Are Thai people cool? by Jeezo
“to work out here and live with my fiancée for a year before getting married- highly recommended, by the way.”- but we don't know your fiancée?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.08.2009
Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
You guys should grow up
Comment posted by Cuntwalker at 29.08.2009
LMW… Yes.. having to keep a place in 2 (actually 3) Countries can be a pain. Did you know that leaving a Ferrari sitting in the garage for months at a time does it no good at all?! Good thing is, my bikes have very little mileage on them!
But you are right, it is an expense that is not really needed.
For me it was a case of what's more important.. the shit in the carpark or the fun in the Nana carpark?!
Spending time away from BKK certainly does give you a better appreciation I think. Which is why the good Doctor and I always get excited before we arrive.. even though we know what to expect.
Although, for some of us (DB) Thailand doesn't have enough ladies to offer us?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
I worked it out that with my current rate of spending on booze, drugs and hookers.. I can retire at the age of 127.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
1 Way to 'Achieve the Dream', Relocate to Thailand & Train for a New Career
Good info…Personally, I find it safer to stay in my job in the real world and party in Thailand for 5-6 months per year.. at full speed.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.08.2009
Reception Party Thing Reminder
@IPhuketCan't miss her.. she is the one with dark skin, black hair and one syllable name.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2009
ssB got married?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.08.2009
I love this one….My girl had a dream that I humped another girl. When she woke she was in a bad mood with me!!!
It was great.. she never once called to check up on me all day. The girls at Lolitas could go about their business without being disturbed.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.08.2009
Bangkok Turning Off Pattaya's Lights at 3 am for 10 Days
ssb… you wannabe startin somethin?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.08.2009
'Ari'? Where on soi 4 is that?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.08.2009
10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
“bedding down hotties who actually can read and write there own language”What the heeeeell? What are you doing with them in bed that requires them to read and write?
Apart from writing ones initials on the bedsheets after poking a pinky up the dirt box.
Along with your finger, you can shove your G-Clubs up your ass.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.08.2009
Good turn out last night and the Masala was excellent.Just spicy enough so I now have to dab my arse with a wet sponge as opposed to blasting it with the bumgun.
Compliments to the Chef.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.07.2009
Spatts…
Who is 'Cliff Richard'?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.07.2009
Fender… the persons sitting next to me on the plane will not be close enough to smell my fartz
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
** SAUCE I meant… bloody predictive / autochange your text into something else.
PMMP and ssB helped make it also.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
BBB… don't worry, I've prepared a 'special' source for your curry.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
JD… nothing.. I fly in and out every other month.
Just seemed like a goof excuse to get some cheep beer and curry to the masses.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
pmmp….. Whipped? I'll understand alright.
However, UCW should just tell his missus that he is escorting you to the 'clinic'. You are expecting bad results so need a friend there so you can cry on his shoulders.
- It worked for me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
Beer and Curry… just what I need before a 11 hour flight.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.07.2009
July 4th Party Pics and No-Booze Days
“DW That was a thousand years ago, I don't remember”No.. that was YOUR b'day
But I'll show you some pics of the DW party when I see you next.
And don't worry, there is always 'DWII'…. coming soon
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
THE MAN….
You never saw the DW party pictures did you?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
Elephants, 30k a month & more on the Scams!
I'm with YP on this…You could earn a million baht a month… it still wouldn't be enough.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
Soapie crawl, Skymacking, and more scams!
Fender…SideSaladBob… glad you had a little warmup/practice party.11th July… get ready…..
The Daywalker is in town.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.07.2009
@YPI borrowed them after PMMP. Fuggin things. I burnt my nuts with them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.07.2009
AUK,Get yourself on a train, plane or automobile. I'll pick up the tab.
- just till you get out of France that is
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.07.2009
Straight Ball'N by Canadian Boy
I Phucket….“after I attend the party at the BMG on the 4th. "
Party at the Mango on the 4th? Are you not attending the 1 year anniversary party on the 11th? I hear it's going to be a biggie!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.06.2009
PMMP.. we can go soon. Whilst you are there, you can pick up a 'dose'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2009
Sandman… Thanks for the heads-up. I'll bear that in mind when they submit their expense claims to me when I'm drunk.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.06.2009
CB… Business Class?! What's that like? Is that the one that I walk through to get to 1st Class?
You struggle to pick up a girl (LB) outside Nana… let alone anyones 'tab'.
Don't worry son, I'll take good care of you. I know Bangkok can be a scary place for you kids
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2009
www.airline-network.co.uk
I am flying some pals out for the 1 yr party from Heathrow.
Stop over in Mumbai for 1.5 hours….. £375 each!The company is Jet Air?
China Airlines have been empty recently also. They have even started to cancel flights 4 days before departure.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.06.2009
@PG Try 'Googling' it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2009
I looked into bringing over my R1′s.- Silly money to import. The tax was the purchase price equivalent.
Just not worth it.A tricked out 250 D-Tracker is worth a punt I think. Riding a proper bike in Bangers… foooook that.
YP… you are such a Chav!!!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.06.2009
The Slums Are So Quaint by The Cowboy Kid
Confusio…My Thai gf tips the cabs also. But I might add I ONLY tip them for good service.
Sometimes they'll turn up the AC for me, sometimes they'll automatically put the meter on. One more than one occasion I have been given a bag to vomit in. (note that was going to vomit regardless.. it wasn't a pass-time)
I don't mind giving a tip to someone who is pleasant and polite. Same as Prufrock, I'll not dish out a tip to a grumpy dwarf service girl at a go-go.
Do a good job and you'll get a tip. With salaries being so low, it doesn't hurt to give them an incentive to do better.
Next you'll be shouting at me for giving the soi 4 shoe-shine girl a 1000 bht note for rescuing my beloved Nike Air Max 90′s from the dead.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.06.2009
Taxi drivers… Grrrrr…
A few weeks ago, my Monkey and I headed over to Silom to try the Chicken Tikka Masala at the Duke of Wellington (shameless plug
A few taxi's at the end of soi 4 refused to take us, fair enough, but then one excepted the challenge. When we approached Silom road, the little oik pulled over and said that there was too much traffic.
- which their wasn't. We had to get out and flag down another taxi.The meter was reading 59bht which the monkey handed over with a load of Thai verbal abuse. The guy even asked for a tip?!
It kills me every time, as I always give these guys a generous tip.
- has he of taken us to where we wanted to go, I am sure he'd have been able to knock off work an hour earlier with the tip he would have got.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season '09 in Photos
careful CB… don't wanna get banned now do ya?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.06.2009
YP… I guess you'll be wanting some Mango underpants also?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
Are they machine washable or dry-clean only?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
Pattaya Low Season '09 in Photos
UCW… good idea. However, might I suggest you practice 1st at the Mango. A whole bunch of people go there and spend as much cash as possible? Sounds like an excellent plan.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
“It's disocunt heaven in Pattaya right now. Come one down and take advantage of it”.
DISOCUNT = is that a typo error or is that a word for dizzy (cheap) hookers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
Rad…Well…. I was going to wear my shirt a 'roasting'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.06.2009
ssB…
whatever… I'll take a couple in 'L' please.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
Big Dave wants to know if they do XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL size?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
I can post T-shirts to UK people when I return to the UK if that helps?
ssB… yeah…. lose the naff phrase (sorry JD) and maybe even turn them into Polo Shirts so people can wear them for occassions other than decorating?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
“heart”?? What is this word you speak of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
JDH…Why would you want ssB's first name on your T-Shirt?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
ssB…
Careful… you don't want to end up on my 'to do' list.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.06.2009
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Not wanting to boost the comments on this thread but have considered Marmite on toast with a nice cup of tea?yum yum….
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I'll need a couple. One in Monkey size so that my little wench stops stealing my shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I dunno Doc.. all that comes at a price. Handing over 40%+ of my hard earned salary every year was enough to say goodbye to my UK life.The life was good… Ferrari… bikes… riverside properties..etc…
But paying for all those spongers just isn't quite worth it.
I love Thailand me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.06.2009
I just wash my dick in the morning and then I'm good for the rest of the day.Pru…. Next time you are in the Mango.. ask someone for the book that bought for you. It's in a cupboard. One of the team will get it for you.
(what a nice guy I am!)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2009
Banglamung's Pattaya Circus #3: When Pigs Attack
Excellent write-up.I guess YP will be putting his name down for a shot on the poles.
- it's an LB bar right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.06.2009
Last year my Brother got caught putting his ciggy out in Suk 4. The cozzer marched him to the kiosk to show him the laminated piece of law in English.2k was the fine, but I simply offered the two gents a crisp pink note each and said lets not worry about the paperwork.
They then turned into my best pals and informed us that we should go to Nana where there are “many sexy lady”.
Bless them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.06.2009
ssB… My Monkey wants to know if you have any lasagna left?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.06.2009
Had ssB called me I would have ran down there and gone all Chuck Norris on them.Actually, I sent the kids to rob you to pay for the dinner that you left me with the bill for.
My pal was in Spain with his wife… having a little walk in the town.. little scroats grabbed his missus bag and did a runner with my pal giving chase. The bag changed hands many times with other 'team members' but my pal still chased the original kid.
When he caught him and tried to drag him to the nearest cop, the kid dropped his shorts and shit catchers and started screaming!
My friend then had to a runner in fear of locals thinking he was a kiddie-fiddler.
The little shits.
I told my pal that he should of smashed the kids shit in… that'll teach him.
TIP: always carry a glass ashtray.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2009
My pal Big Dave can bang the hottest of the hottest girls. Coyote dancers to hi-so snobs. And soon after meeting them. Doesn't spend much on them either… sometimes he has been known to get a mobile phone or a watch after sex.His only outlay was a balaclava and a knife.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.06.2009
CB…I must admit that I do love France. The roads are excellent as are the service stations and rest stops.
Every motorcyclist we passed waved (stuck their leg out).
However… I'd happily take an ice-cream scoop to the eyes of the little frog git who installed all those speed cameras.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.06.2009
If we get a syndicate together and buy out Bernie Ecclestone then maybe we could control the F1 calendar?
Put me in for $10. I am still trying to pay off the toll-road charges and the speeding fines from Monaco.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.06.2009
I like to leave a pair of shit stained pants in my bag. If they are gonna give me shit.. then I am gonna give them shit.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.06.2009
“Daywalker forgot to tell me that Norwich is the training ground for UK customs”
Like I 'forgot'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 31.05.2009
Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
Bet they've never been to a Star Trek party.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.05.2009
Totally disgusting and outrageous.
- Do you have her number?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
Regardless of how nice any of us are.. I'm sure we all have a price?- Some higher than others… but a price non the less.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
Air-miles
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
YP would do it for Air-Miles
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
Bibbles… not at all…Before I go out, the little hairy one does make a point of emptying all my fluids to the point where sex is not thought about for at least 15 mins.
If anything, I am the lazy one. I often just go to sleep wearing a condom with a lolly-stick shoved in it and tell her to carry on without me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
Canadianboy… 10,000 bht? Serious? Or did you miss a couple of zeros off the end?You need to read some of my posts! May give you a better understanding of me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
- I hope that wasn't your best shirt. And please, less chest.. the buttons are there for a reason.You'll find the video feed in the toilet. I call it the PanCam.
- Although I got YP to install it, and he put it in the Urinal.Nice laptop also.. although you should have gone for the Apple
Ahhh…. Apple……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Illusions, The Adventures Of A Disappointed Whorist by Eddie T
“What are the rules with Arab/Middle Eastern dudes at soapies? Dont think I've ever seen one there.”Shit… I knew you like Uni girls, Long Mint and the odd street crawler.. but having an Arab Dude give you a soapie is tooooo much.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Sniping in Bangkok part 1 by Canadian Boy
DB… (double-dip)…. Skype
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
DB… Doesn't matter where in the world I am…. trust me.. I see everything.
I see you also.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Bubba….
Well… my monkey laid out a few rules of her own. She said she doesn't want me to get 'boring her', so if I want to go and have a massage or one off the wrist, then that is fine. As that's what blokes do. She did ask me not to collect phone numbers and bring them home to the bed we share. Fair enough.
I am not a total arse, so I wouldn't do it in her face anyway.
The relationship is still going strong.
Back in the Mango in a few weeks time to answer questions
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.05.2009
Not so long ago.. I over heard a conversation in 'pigeon' English. It was hard to identify many of the words, but both parties seemed to understand each other.
I can't say I get too upset by it. After all, it was my choice to visit Liverpool.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.05.2009
Night train, G Club silly money, why Cowboy closed & patpong silliness…
FYI… Katechon isn't me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.05.2009
14 months to the Big Mango 2nd year anniversary – Should be able to attend that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.05.2009
WW…. since when has my gf been using your computer?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2009
“face slapping”…. that's just sick.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.05.2009
British Women caught smuggling drugs in Laos…
DB – Yeah…could do that. Or lock her in the boot of your car?We still shoot her though right?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
In a UK shitey Tabloid paper today…..
“Her mother, Jane Orobator, a student at Trinity College Dublin, said: “I'm just appealing to the British Government, to the Laos authorities, to just please release her. "
- WHAT??? Release her?!! Fuck.. shoot the Mother too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
If they shoot her now, they could kill two birds with one stone.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
Did someone mention the French getting beat?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
Goodwife…I didn't think you Mexicans were allowed to travel at the moment… what with all that flu?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.05.2009
British Women caught smuggling drugs in Laos…
Dumb cow. It's idiots like this that get caught that are pushing the prices up.Shoot her now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
I just bought one of them Ricky Hatton toasters.It's shit though, won't even do 2 rounds.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
YP (aka BBB)I stand corrected. You did once buy a round of drinks.
Would I rather pay for drinks or a girlfriend? Well, I am happy to pay my girl so she doesn't have to work and can sit around on her fat lazy arse all day.
What I don't do, is try to convince myself and others that she is whiter than the uni blouse that I tell everyone she wears.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
What about the 3 guys that already beat him?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
1st timers review of Q Bar by Canadian Boy
It's 'rare' that BBB pays for anything.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Q Bar? Is that in soi 4?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
ssB wasn't startin… was just saying what the Hatton fans will say. Personally I'm not a Hatton fan. He's more a bruiser than a boxer. Shame… it looked so one sided.Who could Hatton fight next? Hmm… BBB might be up for it?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Team Hatton could argue that 2 defeats in the whole career does not mean the only option is to retire. Hatton must have 'something' to get where he did. Whether its worth the effort to get back there? Vem vet. But I think they'll put this down to the trainer. Blame him. Sack him, whatever. The Hatton fans will say that the trainer lost him his fight. And what I saw, well, he does have a lot to answer for!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
“The victor's trainer Freddy Roach: “Every time Ricky throws a punch he cocks it and leaves himself wide open: we worked on that in the gym – and it worked beautiful tonight”
- You'd have thought Hattons corner would have worked on that also?
Poor little Ginga.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Eddie..ok. I'll hold my hands up. There is no 'official' contract. It was a spoof. We did joke that she is not to steal my t-shirts or fill my fridge with smelly food, but a joke was as far as it got. I'm not a complete pig.
I was never a customer of my chosen monkey. I accept that she has a history, but that's no different to having a history myself. And if anything, I think she'd be more shocked at my past.
For me, it's all about the fun. As long as you are both laughing (preferably at the same time) then all the other shit doesn't matter.
I also bear in mind that when I've been in relationships in the past, I always thought that was as good as it gets, until it finished and another came along. Which was better. So whilst I am enjoying the relationship now, if it does go tits up, then I know somewhere down the line I'll find another girl and have yet more fun.
There is as they say…. “plenty more rats in the sewer”
After 4 years, I still feel like a kid in a candy shop!
-Isn't that just great!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton @ The Mango
I think Hatton will be sacking his trainer after this fight?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.05.2009
YP… is that a 'scouser' theme?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2009
Bubba.. The beef thing… on her part, she says her family don't eat beef. I didn't delve too far into that, as I didn't want to talk about her family. Personally I am happy about it because if I (or anyone else at the dinner table) have any dish other that beef, then the greedy cow helps herself.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 01.05.2009
Watching a program National Geographic last night about Gorillas. It told how these creatures wake up about 6am.. eat until 9…have a nap…eat some more around 3… have another little nap…. 5am have a little roll around and play… then sense that nightfall is coming and have a big feed before sleeping again.
I could have sworn I'd seen this behavior before?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2009
Hanuman…
According to the 'missus'… what's mine is hers and what's hers is hers.
Yeah that was us. I've had to change tacts now… ssB, pmmp, monkey and I were out having dinner at the Duke (great food there
Is there such a thing as beef fries?
We were all being 'mean' apparently?
As for Mephisto… I encourage all negative keyboard warriors to approach me and tell me their thoughts… PLEASE!
DocBond does have a gold pass.. although it has clocked up a few points on it now, so will have to take it easy for a while.
And thanks for the 80+ comments.. they have been useful to me as I am learning new stuff everyday. I don't claim to know everything about relationships with Thai girls (or any girl?) so the tips have been great. But mainly.. I just wanted to have a little chuckle with others.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.04.2009
Like it.
I did make my self laugh the other week… she got up really early one day.. around 4pm and ran a bath with all kinds of smelly oils and shit. Bubbles everywhere. Anyway, before I let her get in the bath, I hoofed her out of the bathroom to take a shit.
After I was fully emptied… well… I'm not too good with the bumgun, so I dived in her and relaxed.
20 mins later, the Monkey damn near kicks the door in wondering if I've fallen down the crapper. She wasn't too pleased when she found me in the bath with all the soap suds strategically covering my shriveled nuts.
“You steal my baat. You jai dum” she shrieked at me.
- No sense of humor some people.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
I'd rather she ate my fries than the weird huge bug thing she likes to troff. And why she insists on giving everything a coat of Thermite is beyond me?
Surely that must kill all the taste?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
THE MAN… you are right. At the end of the day, I am giving it a shot. If it goes tits-up then what the hell. If she fucks around, then that's pay-back for me fucking around in the past.
psi 100 got it right. He takes care of his missus… and she takes care of everything. My girl is starting to learn that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
Doc, at your age, you have to get up 3 times a night to take a piss anyway.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.04.2009
bibbles..
Du har rätt. I guess I was thinking about her freshly cleaned teeth.
I shouldn't be so thoughtful!Being a constant entertainer is a burden. I tried giving her some cash and told her to go shopping so that I could have some 'alone-time' with everyone in the bar. She refused and said she wanted me to go with her so that I could see what she bought. (in other words, I can carry shit)
I once gave the ex-Farang girlfriend (scouser) the nod to go out shopping.
The bitch bought a BMW Compact.She thought it was hilarious.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
btw… my little monkey refers to herself as a monkey. She tried on my sunglasses which fell off, much to her disappointment.
Quote… “if I not monkey face, sunglass not fall off”.
Then a conversation followed about some form of costly surgery.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Milo… nah… it'll never catch on.
Unless she is the one with the money?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
LtD,
Good points. To go further into my current situation with my little lovely….
It was her that told me she wants to do something when I am not there. She is worried that she'll just get dark and fat sitting with the family in the village all the time. She wants to learn English so that we can talk more and has an interest in cooking (as well as eating) so I figured that could keep her busy.
I agree with the introducing her to all my pals and pmmp. I have done. And I also told her that if a Farang sees her out and she is up to no good, then they'll tell me. If that happens, there will be no discussion, no excuses, she is out the door. Funnily enough, I introduced 'Goodlife' to her the other week. We hung out for a little while before GL went in search of something to play with.
Around 5am I received an SMS saying he thinks my girl is in Spice club! I then turned to my girl.. woke her up and asked if she was in Spice Club as my mate is now looking at her. She didn't find it funny, or worth waking her up for.However, it made her realise that there are eyes everywhere and if she does play away, then she'll get caught. At least in the close vicinity anyway!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
She's the one with dark skin, dark hair and slitty eyes.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Mart… Believe me, I've had better.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
pmmp… I'll make sure the Todger Surgery is forbidden. After all, I've enough to worry about when I am not there. The last thing I need is the thought of you sniffing round her/him too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
pmmp…. are you saying my Girlfriend is Mickey Rouke?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
YP:… That's what I pay my cleaner. Do you need to supplement your income in anyway?
And I do believe she knows all the swearwords in English… German….Italian….French…. Swedish…etc…
She must have gone to an International School at some point?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Again…pmmp you are ever so helpful. The gym is already a done deal.
However, ideally I'd like to encourage her to improve her English in a controlled environment. And maybe any other learning she wants to do?
I wouldn't leave a pet dog in the company of YP.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Yeah… a Noodle shop. Not a cart. Was thinking of calling it the 'Big Noodle Bar'.
On a serious note. For the time that I spend away from her (I work a month and then have a month off) I have to figure out how to keep her busy. Otherwise.. she'll turn into a fat couch potato. She has expressed a desire to go to school (not Uni) to learn English.. and maybe learn how to cook?
Anyone got any suggestions where I can find out about this?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
I did tell her that if we are still together in 5 years I'd buy her a Noodle shop?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
On certain occasions when I've given her some notes, she has declined and said she still has money from the last lot I gave her!
I immediately thought she is just playing the long game here.. but hey, that's fine by me. She even haggles with my DVD supplier for the odd 20bht discount.
But this is all good stuff from you lot. My posting on “It's over” shall certainly be an emotional piece from me!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Superior attitude over others? I was just referring to all the people that I know have been down the route I am going down. If anything, I should know better?!
As for the cash I drop her… well, it's hard to put a figure on it. Just like it's hard to say how much I spend over the bar or out
partying. Every few days I chuck her some cash. I don't keep a record.Can't say that I 'wanted' a serious girlfriend. It's just this one feels 'different' from the other girls I hang out with. We actually have a good laugh. Will it end in tears and will I get hurt? Självklart. But as I am expecting this to all go tits-up then hopefully my pain will be limited to just spending a pile of cash. – I can live with that.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Doc…
Everyone in Guess Bar was watching. Did you not hear the cheer when you changed ends at half-time?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.04.2009
Doc…
FYI – The name was Micky.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
@Jeezo
Ha! Yep.. been caught out ogling at other women. Not seen the nose picking (yet) but the pimples… ha… yeah.. caught her doing that in a window reflection. Tempting as it was to push her face through the window in disgust, I just made a 'yuuuuch' sound like a little girl.
Another thing I thought of is when they inspect your finger nails and then go to 7/11, buy some nail clippers (with my money of course) and then proceed to clip away until blood is oozing out.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Funny you say that Penfers… as I do recall having to 'pay-off' a hideous circus freak of yours some moons ago in my crib ! Remember?.. The one that wanted 10 large off you for a blowie?!
Best forgotten about me finks
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Wow.. positive stuff. Any a few points I failed to get into my agreement.
NR & THEMAN, you maybe right. It may just work. I should try and think a bit more positive. I guess hanging with pmmp too long has taken it's toll?
Saying that.. pmmp does give me good advice. The last gem he gave me was “forget your flight in 2 hours… there are some crack whores over there who want to party”
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.04.2009
Heart Break Hotel – By The Notorious BMG
Hmm… I am just thinking of how many guys will try that until a girl says 'yeah, I know what to do, i do already many times'!Hang on.. I think I heard a similar tale from a girl. She said she always brings toothpaste with her now also.. as one time, this guy popped out for only a few minutes……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.04.2009
Accosted by a Spinner by Arthur
I am!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.01.2009
sidesaladBob…. “kind of like short people” ??
You've gone too far now.
Be afraid…. be VERY afraid. (said in a scary voice)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.01.2009
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
I eat breakfast in BKK. If breakfast is a large packet of Salt & Vinegar crisps (Villa Market 200bht) at 6pm when I wake up?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.01.2009
Making Plans – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Going to hit Pattaya in a few days.. need a jacuzzi room.My secretary is going to sort out the hotel. Banglamung's tip is the fave at the moment. Although pricey, still a better deal than the Penthouse.
Oh.. here is a tip to Penthouse Management (as I am sure they read this).. in addittion to removing all kiddie-porn.. please put some bloody signs up so the room are easier to find. You may think the corridors stink of cat piss, but when the Daywalker has to 'go' and can't find his room in a hurry……
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.12.2008
I'd just like to say that I have nothing against Germans. The krauts that I know are a good bunch.
Especially when comparing them to the French
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
erm .. just the regular 'China Airlines'….
Don't get me wrong, sitting upstairs in the 'bubble' is always a hoot. it's just that I had to turn right when I got on the plane and was sat next to a drooling idiot who kept gobbing off how great Pattaya is. As he'd been there twice before he obviously knew everything.
One good thing about sitting near the shitters though, it look the blame for the stenchy farts I kept ripping off out if boredom.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
YP:
I arrived here yesterday. I was on 'standby' on EVA Air.. but they can't fit me on one of their planes for another week. Seeing that I'd already paid for a 1st class seat months ago, you'd think they'd at least offer to kick 4 peasants off a row of seats and offer them to me?
Anyway, out of desperation I walked over to the Chinky Airlines desk and asked them what delights they had to offer me. They had a plane leaving in 2 hours.. ecomony seat only…. 1400 Euros. Trevligt.
The plane ride was an ordeal. I don't recommend it.
I had to spend last night trying to drink the memory from my mind.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.12.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) från mbkknowsp4p
- India.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
I'm sooooooooooowwy
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
Well fuck me sideways. BBK knows everything about everything.
What the hell is all this 'off the RESERVATION' shit he always harps on about? That is getting to be more boring that the poker references.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.11.2008
Newbie comes to visit Daywalker in the Motherland
- Update from Bro…Been to the Doc and has been put on anti-biotics.
His wife is also on the medication, but hers being administered in her dinner. (crushed up without her knowing)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.11.2008
“what business do these turds have in BKK”?C'mon… I know you are young.. but you're not that daft!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.11.2008
Newbie comes to visit Daywalker in the Motherland
pmmp… it's my Birthday. We did all that stuff on your B'day.40? Cheeky bast. How is it you've been turning 40 for the last 8 years?
However, now you've planted the seed in YP's head, I'm sure he'll want his ex-con LB's joining him at the Mango.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
My next record of events will be of my Birthday celebrations at the end of Jan. Snakeboy and Penfold have signed up already for the drinkathon. ChelseaBlue has threatened to make an appearance also.
- If only there was somewhere I could have the party? Somewhere that I could stick '50 large' behind the bar for the 'crew' to drink?
I'll have to think about that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
It certainly wasn't 'Dream'… as I'd have it also
There was only one 'unprotected' encounter. It was in Pattaya.
All girls in Bangkok are as pure as the driven snow.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
- 'teabagging'… in it's olde English form of making me a cup of tea. (Earl Grey) Yes, Smitty is my tea boy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
The Mango girls are like my Sisters…. so that would be incest!
Doing and std ridden troll in Pattaya soi 6 is one thing, but incest is too far!
The only person I paid for 'sexual relations' with from the BM Bar was Smitty.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.11.2008
Fish… don't listen to SidesaladBOB. When he 1st heard that comment, he nearly choked on the tube of Pringles he was stuffing down his neck.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
Wombat..
My Parents are up for it. It is apparent that I bring shame upon the family.
- Black Sheep.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
BBB…
Yes, you did buy a round. You even shelled out for a drink for my Brothers Dyson in Afterskool. – Which consisted of a Tequila shot AND a coke.
He thanks you for that, because at that stage I didn't trust him to have his own money.
- still don't.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.11.2008
When Getting Laid is All That Matters by Werewolf
yr: “not venturing out of Soi 4″Why would anyone want to do that? I personally find it hard to leave the building in Soi 4… let alone the Soi itself?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.10.2008
Is WW an English teacher?
Just wondering where he gets all this time to write this stuff. Especially when he is always out enjoying himself more than we could ever do.
Hats off.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 06.10.2008
WW: Was elephant boy pissed at you for not buying food for his elephant? Or because you were buying it and eating it yourself?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.10.2008
Getting an HIV test in Sukhumvit
I recommend you all get checked out. That AIDS aint nice. I was in bed for nearly 2 weeks shaking that off.Couple of ibuprofen got rid of it in the end. But then, I'm a double hard bastard.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.09.2008
10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 6 by On Nutter
Re.- 'THE LANDMARK LEPER'The other little fucker 'slug-boy' who drags himself around near Suk soi 11… I've recently seen him on a skateboard.
No longer will I be tempted to chuck him a few coins now that the little slug is showing off with his 'extreme sports' antics.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.09.2008
How To Acquire (And Ingest) A Tasty, English Breakfast. In Bangkok. For Dummies. Etc.
Bubba…Hopefully one of the CW's will compliment my new bedsheets with a bed. – as I don't have one of those either!
I didn't know what marmite smells of until I heard you fart
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
Not sure about 'vegemite'… but I read in the FHM magazine that eating marmite makes your sperm taste nasty. Not being one for eating my own sperm or indeed others, I wouldn't know.
Just thought I'd let you know incase anyone was planning a night out with YP?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
“And for what it's worth, I rather like the French.”
hmmm…. it's worth about as much as one of your promises to get a round in.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 17.09.2008
In the words of Chris Rock…..(not quite word for word though)
“All you can eat” offers around the world pretty much mean the same.
However, in America, it reads as 'Eat as much as you can”.
I am the first to hold my hand up and state those Americans sure do know their food. They don't know how to hold a knife and fork at the same time but then that would only slow down the shovelling.
But more importantly, have we all got ahead of ourselves? We shouldn't be taking cheap shots and each other. Not when those French Bastards are still breathing.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Bubba…..
I have bed sheets?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
sidesaladBOB
I noticed you didn't state that you would consult Suk Psycho for direction on making your eagerly awaited post 'boring'.
What am I saying? As if you need help on that one?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Time out fellas…. let's all have a beer in the well known English pub (Duke) owned by some Americans?
They are currently doing a special deal… Drink as much as you can… for a shit load of cash.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Of course… in England, we just call it 'breakfast'.
- pointless entry I know. I just wanted to knock BBK off 15th place on the list of posts most commented on.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
Jools mega-feed-your-fat-fuckin-face breakfast is huge and I've never finished it. Don't know how much it costs, but I got change from a thousand.
I was pleasantly surprised my the Mango McMUFFin. I've only had it once, but then, that was the only day I was up early. Usually breakfast consists of a JD & Coke and some Salt & Vinegar crisps. And as the Villa Market is out of suck crisps, JD & Coke with as many refills as my wallet will allow.
Enough of the American bashing. If we are gonna 'bash'.. let's pick on Australia. Or better still, just bash WW
Comment posted by Daywalker at 16.09.2008
hmmm… Marmite on toast and a nice cuppa.
yum yum
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
As much as the Lehman swipe made me giggle… I just know the ssB is boiling now and will most certainly have a little additional ingredient inserted into my next Mango Burger.
But worst of all… he has the keys to my apartment, so there is also the worry of where he is gonna taking a dump after he fills his belly with all this KK stuff.
I love you ssB xxx
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
LS….. hang on.. I've read about this negotiating stuff…
erm… I'll start at 500bht…. reeeeeally long time?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
Is your surname Lehman?
Sorry, I prefer 'fresh' bread.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
“I know they will be 2 days old but we are going to use them for burger buns so no drama.”
nice.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
sidesaladBob.
That picture looks like it was taken in YP's kitchen just after he whacked off.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.09.2008
How To Marry The Scag-Monkey Girlie-Man Of Your Dreams by Pants Elk
Gonna need a bigger bell.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.09.2008
Det är sant. YP is not driving. Not until they develop a 'hands-free kit' for wanking yourself silly.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.09.2008
“I think it's a sad day when you have to tell your mates to comment on your blog piece”
- Too true Pants. You loser.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 11.09.2008
Just read it again and again. Bored now. Not funny anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.09.2008
Some funny shit right there.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 10.09.2008
The pre-weekly – lightning round!
Doc…. you loved it when I left my skiddies in your room
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2008
Apologies to pmmp for leaving my underwear in his room in Pataya….
Daywalker in da house……..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.08.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) från mbkknowsp4p
DDVIEW,Forgert the letters….. just turn up with some baht.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Mango Game Show – Part 2 – Is she a he? by pmmp
Bast. My representatives (Oh and Nid) were going be there just to let BBB buy me (them) a drink.So mean. They'll be most upset. I hope all others there will take pity on them and buy them a few tequillas each?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
If ever there is a doubt… then there is no doubt.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
I would like to point out that I didn't know where to find the ladyboys. So I set up camp outsoide pmmp's condo and grabbed them on the way out.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Tagged your it – Part 2 by Young Penfold
- Jimmy.. Hope you didn't wake your Ma'?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.07.2008
Can someone tell me where soi 4 is?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2008
I agree with Phil.
Who the fuck does YP think he is by taking the time to type out all this shit, just to make us all laugh and shake our heads at the computer. Bast.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.07.2008
Very good Mak Mak.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
Mango Game Show – Part 1 by pmmp
“trip with me to Lolita's where we both get blowies and split the remaining 18,000″- Please tell me you are talking of getting blown by a Lolitas girl and not just using Lolitas as a venue to pleasure each other?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
“I am beginning to think that the UK is not such a bad place to be at the moment”
How's that UK tax system going at the moment?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
I'm stuck in the desert. Doh.
However, I nominate Nid and Oh to represent the DW when BBB is chucking his money around.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
Pants.. Will BBB be covering travel expenses?
The G2 is on the airstrip waiting.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
WW: Please respect the hiarachy. Know your place… Act accordingly.
Now.. which one of you is a 'she'?
I have my camera ready.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.07.2008
pmmp: can I start with your 'ex'?
As for expired Smirnoff Black… nah. leave that for the customers.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
PE… that's the last time I let you barfine me.
YP was right. You are mean.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
- what kind of salary can I expect?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
“Is she a he” – Daywalker….
oh dear… gone too far now.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 25.07.2008
Tagged your it – Part 1 by Young Penfold
Honoured I am to get a mention,
On a post about YP's anal retention.
Glad Pants was left in the Dark.
As his bites not as bad as his bark,
Now he' sulking because he got no attention
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
Could have been worse.. it could have been your Mum screaming “Baby! I miss you so much. Everytime I think about you I get wet think about you eat my pussy”
Welcome to YP's world.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
PE sounds jealous?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
I heard that 'Big Mango' is the pet name you gave your ring-piece?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
- He wasn't selling his arse in the window.. that's just the label he has dangling out of his arse crack. I say 'label', it's really a tampon he uses to soak up the blood and sperm.
No, if you looked through the window, you'd have seen him getting blown by the Indian guy. YP has to have his fun too.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
“Penfold, how the hell do you earn a living in BKK? serious question”
- It's not just Thai hookers that sell their arse in Bangkok.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.07.2008
Visit To An Issan Bar Girl Factory by Pants Elk
Can I apply for a retirement visa when I reach my mid 30′s?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
CLICK HERE if you are under 50.
- not so fast Pants…
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
No…. the Mango Party MISSED ME…. you are nothing without me
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
Goodwife: Don't diss my wife man.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.07.2008
Yeah .. that's the last time I invite you round.
Back on topic (for Smitty
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
Yeah? Come and take a look at my pillow case then
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
AUK. Don't apologise or let Smitty bully you. Next you'll be buying him books and paying his girls barfines. This will then lead to his little 'gang' shagging birds in your apartment and wiping their septic members on your pillow cases.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
You tell them cunts Penfold.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
'Whore and Piss'?!?!! – Starring YP?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 18.07.2008
Alien V's Smitty
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Smitty: Yes, we would like our own 'Hollywoodshire', but then those fags from SF might want to come over too.
So you can keep the lot of them
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Could this be an idea for a new film….
'Alien V's miserable monkey-faced little gimp girls'
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
ISO 9002 is now obsolete and incorporated into ISO 9001:2000
They must be certified as they manage to produce the same miserable monkey-faced little gimp girls that are found in the beer bars of Pattaya over and over again
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Is it true that one of the units contacted the factory asking to be re-deployed as they found BBK too boring?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Do they have a setting that reduces their use of toilet roll?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 18.07.2008
Away from Pay-for-Play by Werewolf
Poor you. Try spending a month at a time in the desert!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 16.06.2008
Yesman….Also note that even though the taxi drivers know that the clubs shut, they'll tell you it's open – just to get the fare.
And there was me thinking Taxi Drivers were 100% trustworthy….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 08.06.2008
The late night thing is a shame, as the 'crew' always end up using my crib for 'after hours' and empty my fridge on a daily basis.
If only I had access to a bar late at night…….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 07.06.2008
Maybe you could check on the Mango Naughy Night-life website?
http://www.wickedtraveler.com/
Comment posted by Day Walker at 06.06.2008
Johnny C… I was just having a little joke. It was more of a shameless plug for the Duke pub.It seems to me that all posts get a 'bashing' from all of us.
These really should be taken light-heartedly…
I'm sure we are all nice people, just having a little fun.
Apart from DocBond… he's a real meanie.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 04.06.2008
Doc…
If you are gonna buy peoples booze, could you at least offer to buy it in the Duke or Mango Bar?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
Hey Doc….et all….
How much does it suck knowing the Mango is now open (even without kitchen) and we are not there.
Sucks to be us.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
Rick:
It's all true…. you can really taste it after you've eaten everything on the menu with a bunch of heavy drinkers.
Try this 3 or 4 times a week. After a few months, if you still can't taste the 'richness' then I'll pay for a portion of chips.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
BKK is an equilizer… if we are fully loaded or don't have a pot to piss in… we can all get the same hot chicks.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
YP: you are not alone.
However, you have to feel sorry for a guy that pays $100USD for a bottle of wine, 'in his world'. After all, the vinegar we put on the chips in the Duke tastes better than that.
And as for the “I've turned down NYC strippers”…. are we to be impressed? Maybe they were just after a glass of $100 wine?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 03.06.2008
10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 5 by On Nutter
I wish 'Pig Dog' would eat 'Midget Pig Tart' at the entrance to the Plaza.Monkey faced little gimp.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.04.2008
Book for the idiot eh?Was this book dedicated to Miss Sukarn and John S(ukarn?) by chance?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.04.2008
Is it like playing russian roulette? by werewolf
Which is the one that a couple of Extra Strong Nurofen gets rid of?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 14.04.2008
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
Careful Pants…. if you pull this lot off, next you'll be growing dreads and losing your fake sunglasses.There is, and only can be, one Smitty!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 14.04.2008
“So I guess every Thai lady is a money grubbing whore completely incapable of wanting a relationship with someone for anything other then money.”- That has nothing to do with them being Thai.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.02.2008
yesman…. the reason I find this hard to believe, is because I am working on a Oil & Gas Installation right now in the middle of a desert. I'd have sex right now with a camel if I could catch the little swines.
'Above paying for sex'.?!!! Dear oh dear…. I can't comment on that, as Admin will surely delete my post!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2008
@yesman
Your mates spent 5 months on an oil rig and showed no interest in banging a bar girl?
- I don't fooooookin think so!
Unless they are gay.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.02.2008
UAE (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) från mbkknowsp4p
Wikipedia –“Smith is the most common family name in the United Kingdom”
Smittys love for the UK is over-whelming. He even opened an ENGLISH pub?!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.02.2008
“faithful”? Interesting word. Never heard/used that one.Vad betyder det?
You know, if you have a bit of cash in the 'real world'… just buy a Ferrari. – The girls will follow.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.02.2008
'You pompooey, bald and old. You pay bar me?' by On Nutter
Ah, Doctorbond,… I'd be surprised if $60k would last more than a year.. After he's forked out the $10k for the 1st class flight and another $20k for a years rent, that only leaves $30k for beer and whores. The rest of the cash he could just waste.I'd be interested to know how much cash I've blown each time a girl comes back to the 'crib' on:-
1) Toothbrushes
2) Girlie soaps
3) Liquid in that little green box?.
4) T-shirts
5) Kleenex Tissues
6) Girlie comic books (that they never read)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.02.2008
@Rich Keep saving! $60k should last you a year?! – Maybe?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.02.2008
A different slant on the ladyboy question by Werewolf
Opinions differ a lot…In my book, if you are a bloke, and shag another bloke (even if he is wearing a wig and lipstick) up the arse, then you are a poof.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.02.2008
You guys are so fussy. Try spending a few years in prison
YP:….. Just come out and admit that you are only in Thailand for the LB's?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.02.2008
Cranial. РKeep away from 'Fort̩' G-club. It's really crap. Drinks way over-priced and the girls are all fatties with boils all over their skin. The bathrooms are full of poofs too.Best stay away from that one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 15.02.2008
With all these people distancing themselves from lower Sukhumvit lets hope the New Mango isn't there?! – The guys wont have any customers. (except the singha vest and sandals brigade!)
I like the G-Clubs and understand what they are about. But I love the lower suk bars and girls. After all, it was the lower suk scene that most of us fell in love with and made us stay?!
As we've all heard before…”It's nice to have steak, but every now and then, you want a burger”!
Speaking of Burgers (Mango Burger yum yum), guys… I hope you kept the kitchen staff on a retainer?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
I can have ANY girl in ANY G-club without paying. Easy.
(I'm a rapist)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
Trav:
You can get the price down to $500 per bottle if you buy them by the dozen
Comment posted by Daywalker at 13.02.2008
Don't forget the 20k is for a load of booze.
Smitty invited me to a G-Club and I had an excellent time. What I did notice, apart from the hot girls which were not covered in tattoos and cheap jewellery, was that the place didn't have the element of riff-raff and drunken tourists.
I'd pay the 20k without the drink to get away from the scumbags.
- but then, I pretend I'm rich, influential, important and respected!
I also pretend I'm tall and hairy.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 12.02.2008
Forte rocking, Tapas is a goldmine and yes – the search is still on!
How is it…. these 'beauties' who would not want to be seen in a 'go-go' and drink more than drug-fueled footy fan?I don't think I'll go back to the G-Club again….I keep falling in love, getting frustrated and 'apparently' getting pissed and start dancing like a baffoon?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 27.01.2008
The Sky Club – A Coyote bar by bkk22
Does 'yourmon' have big knockers?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 09.01.2008
@ yourmom….
None of us pay women for sex? We pay them to leave.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 08.01.2008
Now.. I'm no woman, but I also think that a bloke sticking his purple headed throbbing warrior into another BLOKE is a nearing towards being a poof?Unless you are in prison.
- Just my thoughts.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 07.01.2008
“I'm prepared to bet, Day Walker, without having met you, that any English girl could get the better of you in a fight without spilling their beer.”
Sounds like a wager to me. I have several dead girls buried under my patio. All with empty beer glasses having spilt them.
I've dated a fair few Brit 'hot-chicks' and bumped uglies with a few 'not-so-hot chicks'… and they were all more femanine than any LB I've seen. (I was gonna say “than any LB I've come across” there, but WW is in the house and would surely pick me up on that)
Don't get me wrong… I don't despise the creatures.. I just don't think they are 'beauties'.
Heck, to me, they are not 'chicks with dicks'. More like blokes with tits'?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 05.01.2008
“They are much more 'feminine' than the farang women back in farangland”
Shit dude… you need to leave France.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 05.01.2008
pe That's some funny shit man.
“these creatures are gagging for one up the wrong 'un,”
Reminds me of prison.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 04.01.2008
pmmp. I think 'Ladyfold' was talking about hitting you with the high-heels. NOT wearing them.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 03.01.2008
Penfold…. you have to watch those LB Pick-pockets
Comment posted by Daywalker at 02.01.2008
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
Not wanting to drag this tread out toooooooo much… but getting back to the original post..pmmp… now that several weeks have passed and this tart is now a distant memory. Knowing what we know about her now……
Have you asked yourself… “WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING”?
- Just wondered?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 30.12.2007
I reckon 'm' is PMMPs/smittys alter-ego.?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
Is 'm' working at Lolitas now then?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
- Sounds like a description of a typical English woman also.
(except they're all fat)
Comment posted by Daywalker at 29.12.2007
MRT Madness and can I borrow a 100 baht?
I've seen Smitty in action. Dare I say in, in fear of his head swelling, I do recall him being 'dragged' into Spicy one night by a bunch of hotties.. I do believe they even paid for him to get in?!
bast…WW: “her interest in me seems to have more in common with the affection of a young girl for her favorite uncle than the animal lust I hoped for.”
- Uncle Buck?!
Merry Xmas from Day Walker (who even by Thai standards would never be called 'tall')
Comment posted by Daywalker at 26.12.2007
Polymorphous Light Eruption (PLE) by pmmp
Goodwife:You loved it.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.12.2007
MRT Madness and can I borrow a 100 baht?
You whore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 24.12.2007
Polymorphous Light Eruption (PLE) by pmmp
penfold…. my number is ..08907….
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.12.2007
“pile of shit and vomit next to your bed”?
Hey… you can't refer to my wife as that?!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.12.2007
JD: The same people who munch the girls out and make them orgasm.
No doubt 'holding' them will be added to the list of 'treat a tart like a queen'?!The other week, I was a little under the weather with my own version of the 'squirts'. Plus a little vomit to add to the color.
Anyway…. my girl called up saying she wanted to see me. I explained that I was in no fit state and that I might end up vomiting on her, or failing that, shit myself.
Her response was…. “Don't worry, I'll pretend I am Japanese”
I don't see her anymore.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
pmmp: wasn't me.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
pmmp…
Try not walking around “butt naked” infront of them. The hot chick probably didn't want to make you feel more ashamed?
The poor girl would have felt embarrassed standing there in all her glory whilst pmmp (or should that be perv?) stands there with his desheveled body riddled with parasites, warts and rashes?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 22.12.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
She had a face? I was looking at the boobies.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.11.2007
I shared a jacuzzi with a 43yr old bird (and an egg McMuffin) and I must say that her body put a lot of 'younguns' to shame.
Even pmmp paid her a compliment?!?!
Smitty was more interested in the McMuffin.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 25.11.2007
Dtuu yens, Peep Inn, pumpkin pie and Bar Bits
I thought I was Bert… or am I Ernie?I now squirt my pillow cases with my aftershave. I've caught some girls sniffing my pillows to see if they smell another birds purfume.
Little minx's- I should really wash them?
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.11.2007
We should applaud the lenghs pmmp goes to give us this information.
Of course, a lot of this he 'stumbles' accross on his little adventures.
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.11.2007
I would have been tempted to pay for the pricks stuff and take it when he away trying to exchange money, resulting in the twat having to go and do it all over again
Comment posted by Day Walker at 24.11.2007
In the words of Shane Vendrell (The Shield Series 5)
“Eatin aint Cheatin”
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
re. CSI:Bangkok….
I'll let you know about the milky later.. then if it's clear 10 mins later
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
Could send her to Georgia where they would also “love her like a Sister”.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
I got the urge once to let the tuk-tuk driver take me to a 'soapy' and pay for HIM to get one. Not because I am a really nice guy, but because the little urchin needed a bath.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
.... you have to be cruel to be kind..... some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
tripper/room: I'll be putting her number on eBay shortly.M: The Thai version of that film was called 'Tuk-Tuk Driver'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2007
Pointers in Picking the Perfect Pole Hugger for Perpetuity by go go groupie
pmmp…ignore item No.5 – this doesn't apply to you.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
@MSB“They did manage to 'scare' me into buying a round of drinks for these 'clingons'.. as I thought whilst their hands (claws) are gripping their glasses, they're not touching me”.
I'm easily bullied into buying people drinks.
We were not there long…and quickily made use of my mates 'semi-chubby' in Afterskool.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
What did your parents think as you hung out of their car in the
toys R us carpark?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2007
S. Botan – Cheapolay throws us a bone…
Ha! The Avatar was better looking.. However, that didn't stop me accepting the 1000 bht fee for 'Joker' to give me some hand-to-gland combat. At that point, I had all the notiating skills of a rabbit caught in a cars headlamps.
( 1 emoticon per day from now on)
Comment posted by Day Walker at 23.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
Well done 'M'What's next.. offering drugs outside a re-hab center?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 23.11.2007
S. Botan – Cheapolay throws us a bone…
Is it wrong to get a semi-chubby when reading that?I've only endulged in 1 soapy before, and a rather crap massage down soi 4, next to the Family Mart. The ones where the girls sit outside plying themselves with as much make-up as there face can carry.
If it were closer, I'd take a look.. but it's hard for me to leave the safety zone (soi 4).
I still get a tear in my eye when I pass the (old) Big Mango Bar.
(crying emoticon)
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
@ggg The model can't be too recent. They always suffer from 'teething problems'…..(read into that what you will!)
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
Combover
“I wonder are there any more of us here who would willing to draw parallels between their hobbies and the Thai bargirl scene? I think poker has been pretty much done to death.”
I can't find a hobby to compare to, but I have noticed similarities when choosing a car and choosing a Thai girl.
My requirements are….
Looks,
Prestanda
Handling
Your mates want to ride in itI don't much consider….
Running costs
Fuel Consumption
Tillförlitlighet
Säkerhet
FärgHowever, it does need to be kept in a locked garage, as some little git may come along and steal it?!
- oh… and they both look better when wet.
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
pmmp… you (and I) should not have to justify being attracted to 'hot girls'.
Next people will start saying we should have things like 'emotions, feelings, guilt' etc… that people have in the Real World.
Question… has anyone ever 'rescued' a girl from a BJ bar?
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.11.2007
So u wanna live in Thailand? by A guy who did (live in Bangkok)
@Sara.. How's the 'peacocking' coming along? Expert yet?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
You have to pay extra for the funny looks.A 'coupla weeks' is about as long a relationship as I want.
Besides, if we all had longer relationships, there would 7-11′s closing down all over the place.
Think of all the toothbrushes, facial scrubs and magazines that would be left on the shelves.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
erm… again… 'hotness' wins for me.
I don't mind crying myself to sleep at night, as my sheets are waterproof. Which comes in handy with the 'hot' chicks.
But mostly, I just cry out of laughter!
Yes.. I really am that shallow.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
yeah…. 'hotness' wins everytime to me.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 21.11.2007
@ Goodwife…
Man, I thought you died on the back of a taxi-motorbike?
- Or am I getting you confused with someone else?
Give my love to 'Joy'
Comment posted by Daywalker at 21.11.2007
Ladyboys and mopeds.
– Fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.11.2007
C'mon Smitty… you must be able to give us some tales of you getting fucked over?!
Then, we can all ridicule you and give our advice, because we seem to 'know it all'?
We will no doubt be able to find a URL of some sort and recommend that you read 'Private Dancer'..(again)
At some point your tale will be compared to a poker game and then you'll be told all about the 'rules'.
Or am I just being cynical?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
I had to use my blade as a mirror so as not to make eye contact with the monters.I'm sure Medusa was in there too.
Comment posted by Day walker at 20.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
BBK.Once again you are spouting off total crap about poker and games.
When are you guys going to realize that Bangkok is different for everybody.
You must live in a very tormented world where you analyse everything instead of relaxing and enjoying. The Farang thinks too much.
I would say that the people you are so keen on preaching to, are having a far better time than you.
And as for the spin on 'negotiating' with a BG. What's the big deal?
- Give her a load of $ and she'll be your Honey. It's simple. The more you give her, the better time you'll have and the more she'll enjoy it.Maybe you are not a good a card player as you make out? If you were, you'd not have to go to great lenghts to 'negotiate.
It's a real shame that these blogs are filled with people wanting to look at the negatives of Thailand/Bangkok.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 20.11.2007
Some people find love where they least expect it.
- I personally found it in Prison. But that's another blog…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
rescue pmmp? Is he now a damsel in distress?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
Excellent comment by Phoenix.
Does anyone ever ask themselves 'what they are doing in Thailand'?
We all know the rules, we all know what we are doing, and we know it's going to cost us.
It is what it is.
- As they say, 'A fool and his money are easily parted'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
Not sure where to find the 'hotties'….. but…The other week, a buddy and I were crawling Cowboy looking for some light relief..
'Moonshine' was a bar we entered.
MY GOD!! What a bunch of monsters. There should be a warning outside. Some of these horrors were older Michael Douglas.
They did manage to 'scare' me into buying a round of drinks for these 'clingons'.. as I thought whilst their hands (claws) are gripping their glasses, they're not touching me.
My mate did manage to get a Semi-Chubby on, aided by some wrinkly old duffer. No lie.. she was easily mid 50′s.
Not going back there in a hurry.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 19.11.2007
Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome by pmmp
This all brings back memories……I met a girl in a bar several years ago. We hit it off. We got together and I 'supported' her and her family. I even sent her little kiddie to a private school.
For two years I was sending her money whilst I was away. She 'claimed' to have loved me, but after a while it became clear she was just in it for the cash.
So, I we parted company. It was tough at first, but then I went to Thailand and discovered Bangkok.
I've never looked back since ditching the dumb blonde Scouser. (someone who comes from Liverpool – for our American friends!)
I still get ripped off in BKK, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
pmmp… so…. what are you saying?
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
I DO need sympathy from all.
I accept PayPal or beer vouchers.
pmmp… you're so mean.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
Hang on a minute…. before we all start feeling sorry for pmmp and offering him our Sisters (or Mothers), remember that the extent of his problem was that he had to blow-off a 'hot-chick'.
I think we'd all like those problems?
pmmp…. if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between 'Syphillis' and 'Shit'.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
I find the only girl you can trust is a dead one.
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
Dear oh dear Mr.Pmmp. – Formerly a hero of mine.
“Within a week we were talking about living together.”
I only look up to you now, because I'm short.
I too, fell for what I thought was a gorgeous girl. Not the crazed crack whore that she is. We discussed her moving in and me taking over the payments on her buffalo and no doubt sponsor the Brothers/Thai boyfriends in a drinkathon.
It was only when I caught her 'playing away'… that I came to my senses.
As they say… “you can take the girl out of the bar……..”
I am now happy to be the 'Knight in Shining Armani'… but for only for a few days at a time
Besides… why make one woman so miserable, when you can make so many others so happy?!
Comment posted by Daywalker at 19.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
Give me a week, and I shall write-up a visit to 'Magic Circle'..I must state, that as I am such a good looking bastard, I might not go for anything less than stunning.
Then I'll be in the new category “couldn't get pulled in a brothel”
I'll then head to Eden Club, and get a girl to put her tongue in my 'Magic Circle'.
Comment posted by Day walker at 18.11.2007
City of Angels, Asian Style by DJ
I like the idea of hiring the Cessna.Does it come with full insurance? Just incase I crash it?
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
Soi 7/1: Magic Table and Thermae by Werewolf
maybe I am
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
ok. maybe he is old?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
In ww's defence…. he's not old.
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
I thought everyone was 'hansome man' in Thailand?
Unless there is a Jap near you. Then you're are just ignored.
Comment posted by Day walker at 17.11.2007
Magic Table… Never been.
- “The top of the table is a mirror, the girls are dancing in white shirts, short red-plaid schoolgirl skirts, and no underwear. It's easy to see that each is fully shaved”
After reading this. I just gotta go.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 17.11.2007
I think I'll give soi 6 a miss.If I wanted women that are “tattooed, unattractive and have personality disorders” then I'd stay with my UK girl-friend.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 15.11.2007
The smell of H2S was similar….
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
I was thinking more of a strong bleach or Sodium Hydroxide.
Maybe these go-go's should offer a 'scratch n sniff' service before you part with cash?
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
What's the latest on Gary Glitter?He better hope that he doesn't get turned over to the UK to carry out any of his sentence…
After all… what self respcting hardened convict would turn down the opportunity to do 'Gary Glitter' up the 'Garry-Glitter'?
Comment posted by Day walker at 14.11.2007
Good advice from WW
However, anyone messing with 'minors' is a sicko, and needs a bitch slapping.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 14.11.2007
- I can back pmmp up here. 'Smelly-box' girl was still smelly after she finished showering.That's another towl I've had to burn.
Her box was so smelly, we looked forward to her farts.
Comment posted by Day walker at 13.11.2007
Only steps away from the Buddhist shrine…
@H… DtR is getting lots of attention recently.The latest I heard was that NASA want to speak to him
- They are interested in the Space between his ears.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 08.11.2007
@ Hanuman.. I think my monkey is higher up the food-chain than DtR.
Comment posted by day walker at 07.11.2007
Difference….. the Monkey was cheaper.
- and less hairy.
Sex is pretty much the same though.
Comment posted by day walker at 06.11.2007
Another person happy about the closure of the Big Mango Bar is the lady who has the Burger stall at the entrance.
Her business is booming now that you have handed her the title of 'best burgers in Bangkok'.
Open up again soon lads. I'd rather chomp on a burger in your bar, than stand in the street eating a burger surrounded by LB's!
Comment posted by day walker at 05.11.2007
I bet DtR would make an excellent Bingo Caller?
Comment posted by day walker at 04.11.2007
Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p
I would entrust my kids with Gary Glitter before I'd entrust pmmp with my girl.
Comment posted by Day walker at 11.10.2007
Bangkok Plug & Play by Werewolf
You got me there!! Missed that….In that case…TOP POSTING!!
A 'must read' for sex-tourists!!
- I've not seen any of the 'sights' anyway.. as I just go to Thailand to have a lot of sex with a lot of Thail girls
Comment posted by Day walker at 01.10.2007
You mention nothing about the Temples, floating markets, shops, sight-seeing…etc..
- We are not all sex-tourists you know!
Comment posted by Day walker at 01.10.2007
@smitty.. does this mean you were in my apartment looking at 'the' photo last night?- You know the rules… I hope you changed the bed sheets.
Comment posted by Day Walker at 01.10.2007
I hope WW is not bashing my monkey?
To keep on topic,…. When I find the monkey-sloth seller, I'll offer her half of the 30k she wanted. I could even break it's leg when she's not looking and go for a bigger discount as it's faulty?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 01.10.2007
erm…'Monkey-Sloth-thing'….. could be a new species?
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
I am getting angry now…. Flick through the pages… it looks the same as the monkey in the photo with ME!!!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
fellas….. goto the yahoo home page (UK)… type in 'Gibbon Picture' and hit the search.
This looks to me like the little monkey that clung to my arm and very nearly ended up in the Day Walker family.
- and still might!
Comment posted by Day Walker at 30.09.2007
I wouldn't be too sure. Apparently there are some animals in Madagascar who can sail a boat… They're very resourceful.
Comment posted by Day walker at 30.09.2007
Bangkok's Mundane Life and the Dewey Decimal System by Werewolf
Hanuman: I believe the Landmark Hotel is a place you can pay-as-you-go.
Comment posted by Daw Walker at 30.09.2007
Wouldn't it be good to have a list of 'Bankok reads' listed on this site.
I guess smitty is too busy 'p4-ing'?
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.09.2007
The Big Mango by Jake Needham. – If you can find an UNSIGNED copy, it's worth a lot of money.
- Landmark Hotel has a decent gym.
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.09.2007
S/hand book stall on Soi 4 Corner.. always a pleasure!
All good tips.. Muchas fanks.
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Fab… Orders placed with Amazon!
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Chaps…..
Can you recommend any 'good reads'?
I've been through the usual…
Private Dancer
The Scribe
Bangkok Kiss
Thailand Fever
Sukhumvit Road
Pattaya Tales
Butterfly Trap
etc.. I think you see the pattern……Although a lot of these are similar, I do find some of the little tales humorous and entertaining.
I spend a lot of time flying. I don't watch the movies as I've seen them all months before in BKK!
Comment posted by Day walker at 26.09.2007
Comment posted by Day walker at 24.09.2007
Never leave home without it.
Do you sell monkey nuts an all? For the new member of the team starting next month?
- More efficient and better looking.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Is it not possible to buy a weeks supply of booze on the Wednesday, but keep it behind the bar and drink it through-out the week?
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Deffo a Gibbon..!
However there will be a beer behind the bar with your name on in in March 2008. – For your effort!
- However, you'll have to collect during happy hour or on a Wednesday!
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
hanuman – Sorry, I found the little git… He was/is a 'Gibbon'. However, thinking back, he must have been heavily drugged as moved very slowly.
I 'googled' it. Picture matches.
I have no doubt that pmmp would have dished out some free beer. But failed!!
Also the little bundle of fun was keen to climb onto me. My guess is that he doesn't have much fun with the old woman chucking him at tourists and letting a flash off in his face every 10 mins.
I feel quite emotional now.
Comment posted by Day walker at 23.09.2007
Cool… I'll get one in a few weeks…. you can give it some exercise when you go on one of your little 'runs'?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
Come to think of it… I do recall you offering to pay the 200bht…
But didn't?!- You Cheap Charlie!!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
- butter fingers… wasn't paying attention there….
I wasn't sure 'of the type' of Monkey?!!? Doh.
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
It was a lovely little monkey though. Not sure if they 'type'. Looked like a lazy little fucker though?! pmmp.. did you ever find out what it was?
When holding it, some lady Farang started yelling at me, telling me I should feel privileged to hold it, and that I should donate money to the WWF.
- What monkeys have to do with Wrestling was lost on me though?
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
JB – I've been tld similar before. One day I hope to experience that. My comments/experiences (as you can tell) are based on being a 'tourist' just wanting to have a blow-out and good time.
If I am fortunate to live in Thailand full time, I am sure my attitude will change. It'll have to!!
But for the guys in the same boat as me… we all have to get the 'wreckless' part out of our systems! All part of the learning curve?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
Spaceman –
I'm sure your late Father would be proud of you!
I gave my aging folks the opportunity to go anywhere in the world for a 'dream holiday'. My Dad had blood shot eyes and the 'Private Dancer' book glued to his hand… and muttered.. 'BANGKOK'.
My Mother over-ruled him and they went to the Carribean. – Bad luck Dad!
Throwing money around in Thailand is not big or clever. However, I am not big, or clever, so it works for me.
We have the 'Cheap Charlie' in the UK, we call it 'Tight Bastard'?!
Although I can appreciate some people are on a limited budget and may not have been as fortunate as others, but I know guys who have plenty of cash 'stashed', and will go out of their way to find a cheaper deal. I don't know. Maybe they have the right idea and I'm wrong?
They say money can't buy happiness? I don't agree. My money bought me a group of girls for a night of playing… was I happy?
One thing I will mention… is that it was possible to buy a 'monkey' in Pattaya the other week. It was sooooo cool. It would have cost 30,000bht, but well worth it to be swinging around my pad. However, after asking pmmp and other baldie from the Mango if they'd look after it whilst I was away, they both had that 'look' that said to me, the next time I see that monkey, it'll be on the Mango menu under 'Monthly Specials' ?!
Don't they have a 'Cheap Charlie / Tight Bastard' night in the bar opposite the Mango? I rarely see any people in there?
Paying full price at a good bar beats half price at a naff bar anytime?!
Comment posted by Day walker at 22.09.2007
If England score more that 6 (yeah right) does that mean it's free beer PLUS 10bht?
How about everytime (if) England conceed a goal, 10bht gets added to the price? And you HAVE to buy one each time a goal is scored?
'Cheap Charlie' night sounds a hoot, but I'd rather tend to go for the 'Stupid Rich Farang' night. The girls would be more attentative and the bell would get a good bashing?!
Plus.. pmmp would make more cash and be able to buy that wig he lusts after
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
When I struggle to fill my day… I always go to Lolitas.
- They've stopped me working there now though
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
I was kidding!! I think it's important that people remain 'light-hearted' on these blogs. Although a great source of information, we shouldn't forget about the entertainment!
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
bkk22 – Good job Simon Cowell never took that advice?
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
Excellent! Du är inte ensam! I have several friends 'long-termers' who are on the same path. Although, they have not yet admitted it!
I know one guy…. he'll sit in a bar and have a drink whilst he waits for 'happy-hour' in a local hotel which sells sandiches.
Of course, the money he has spent on beer whilst he waits for the 'hh' to arrive, totally wipes out any savings?! Bit of a false economy there.
Part of the fun for me in Thailand is to chuck money around like there is no tomorrow and enjoy every minute of it! It's not difficult to get through 100k bht in a week when in full 'holiday' mode. Irresponsible I know, but try to have as much fun as possible until it runs out!
However.. when I eventually end up on the streets begging with my Starbucks coffee cup, I'll still have all those memories of when I was 'living it up'.
Live for today is what I say… There might not be a 'tomorrow'!
Comment posted by Day walker at 21.09.2007
Vans, porn karaoke, sausage mcmuffins and Pattaya – Part 2
Re. Costs… I think the bigger of the two party rooms cost about 9000 for the 2 nights… It cost me a total of 12k as we wiped out both minibars in my room. Pmmps minibar was untouched… – we didn't want to wake him upDifinately a good idea to take a load of booze to your room before the clubs kick out.. We did this also.. but still managed to drink the place dry!
tip… don't mistake the complementary KY for toothpaste
Another tip… CHECK carefully before settling on a porn channel in the room. It might be GAY PORN – FOD made this mistake… or was it a mistake?!?!?!?!
Comment posted by day walker at 31.08.2007
Smitty…. I stumbled accross a McDonalds bag with about 6 Egg Muffin things around 7pm the next day. There were several hash browns also in there which I think were all covered in beer.
- I must say that I didn't like cold wet hash browns either.
When I emptied the Jacuzzi, I did find a very soggy McMuffin trying to escape down the plug hole. Didn't taste that one.
Awesome party….. look forward to the next on. Pity though, now that pmmp is knocking on a bit, I suppose he'll be wanting to visit the country side and museums?
(Crazy Brit?!)
Comment posted by day walker at 30.08.2007
Vans, porn karaoke, sausage mcmuffins and Pattaya…
I just hope no one mentions the 43 yr old that was in the jucuzzi?!
Comment posted by day walker at 27.08.2007
10 things I hate about Bangkok by On Nutter
CB.. I was kidding about the Omni!!They do how ever get annoyed with the complaints about the noise from my parties?! No sense of humour some people?!
Re:- Islamic baddies… I guess I'm a little 'touchy' due to some bandits cutting my mates head off with a penknife?!
Getting back to 'ON' original piece… what about 10 things we 'love' about BKK?
1) I love the way the TUK TUK / taxi bike riders (corner soi 5) ask you if you want a sexy massage. I think they'd do more business if they at least put some make-up on?
2) I love coming out of Bookazine (same area) and seeing all the girls standing around waiting for a bus… Although… I've never seen a bus pull up come to think of it? And there is no 'formal' queuing system either..?
3)…….
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
CB… you are certainly not alone. Although I don't feel as intimidated as I do in say..'Nigeria'… I don't think any of our Muslim friends would pee on me, if I were on fire.
However… I find it hard to belive they are all extreme fundamentalists or devout Muslims.. after all, they seem to be drinking and living with Brasses?! A tad hypocritical??
When in BKK, I often get looks of hatered. I can almost read their minds and see the pictures in their heads of beating me senseless. I know they hate me and don't want me there. Still, it's my own fault for staying at the Omni.
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
ON I find myself nodding and giggling at your piece.
Another thing that makes me 'bewildered' more than angry, is the taxi's that have an exhaust pipe the size of a cannon, and sit soooo far back in their chair that I feel like a Dentist.
As for 'gob-stopper-man'.. is this the same chap who sells the 3ft Zippo lighter? Has he ever sold one? Who buys this rubbish?
Also, have you noticed how 'slug-boy' who drags his arse round Suk 15 area moves pretty damn quick to ensure he blocks your path so you have to step over him? I've seen him at the end of a hard days work moving around like a cat on a hot-plate.
Oh… and what about the nice Indian man than can predict my future and knows just by looking at me, that I am lucky? If he can predict the future, he wouldn't have looked so shocked when I told him to fcuk off?
I love Bangkok, me.!
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
Having lived in North Africa for the past 8 years, and seen a lot of violence / deaths.. believe me.. the Muslim gents around the Grace Hotel area make me feel like Thai girl whos just had a generous, rich Jap dude smile at her!
Comment posted by Day walker at 27.07.2007
Maybe you should give a copy of Stephen Leathers “Private Dancer” to punters bar-fining for the 1st time. (charge of course?!)
Comment posted by daywalker at 22.07.2007
Urban Legend or Truth? Need Answers by Arthur.
As long as they don't develop 'visable' spots on the tops of their heads…..
Comment posted by Daywalker at 28.03.2007
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