Quagmire scours the net – Part 2
Posted by Quagmire | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on May 17th, 2009
After my friend leaves I tell her she has to run to my truck and get down when she gets in as she wasn’t supposed to be in my room. I check to make sure the coast is clear and give her the go, watching this land mammoth move at top speed is what I imagine it must look like to watch a polar bear run. She makes it to my truck undetected, success! We began to drive and she lays down so as not to be seen, as I instructed her to do.
Like I said, her house is an hour away, once I’m clear of where any of my friends would see her I tell her she can sit up. After about 30 minutes she becomes tired and keeps trying to lay her head in my lap. I know what she wants, but I keep trying to dissuade her and tell her I’ll get lost. Well, we reach a straightaway where all I have to do is follow the road for so many miles and she knows it, so she succeeds and lays her head in my lap. No, I’m not sure if this is common among men, but among my group we will often say something to the effect of “I’d let her suck my dick, but I wouldn’t fuck her”, well this bitch, I wouldn’t even let her suck my dick. She tested the waters a bit but nothing was happening, then I think she realized I was disgusted by her and she ceased in her attempt to blow me.
We finally arrive at one of her friends house, and the friend comes out to greet us, her friend is smoking hot. You know how packs of hot chics usually hang out with that one fat ugly girl, who’s sole purpose is to make the hot women look even better, well that must be the one I got. I would have liked to have seen this fat chics other friends, they had to have been hot for as repulsive as she was. I know what some of you may be thinking, ‘you’re a fool, fat chics give the best head’ well to you I say, that’s one theory I plan on never finding out if its true.
What did that have to do with anything, well it was a learning experience, and after that I became a little bit wiser. No, back to “V”
We met a couple days later at the mall and went out to eat at the Outback Steak House in one of the malls by Silom. When I first met her she was about 10 or 15 lbs heavier then her pictures depicted her, but still pretty. Unfortunately none of the excess weight she put on went to her ass, it was flat. She seemed pretty shy, but nice. We had a very good conversation while eating, and it shortly became clear why she was about 10 – 15 lbs heavier then her pictures depicted, this girl could eat!
I was in awe.
She was quite intelligent and I was impressed with her initially. I came to find out that she had an American boyfriend who comes to Thailand for work once in awhile. Then I think, perhaps this girl isn’t as wholesome as she would portray herself, as I suspected the slut gene was there. I ask more about her boyfriend and she tells me that he doesn’t have any money and he can’t afford to fly Thailand, which she doesn’t believe. When I find out what he does for a living I have a pretty good idea of what he makes a month and tell her that he is bullshitting her and probably just using her when she comes to Thailand. She doesn’t look very shocked, I tell her perhaps she should leave him, but she comes right out with ‘well, I don’t care, I just want to go to America’ I’m kind of taken
aback by such a bold statement.
We all know that many of these girls want to go to Aus, the U.S. or somewhere in Europe, but I have never actually met one so open about it, or heard one say so. It started to get later and she didn’t make any overt indications that she was game for a go that night, so we parted ways as I was craving loud music and beautiful naked women. I went to the Mango for a night of drunken debauchery that ended with me in Cowboy pulling from I believe Shark.
So I jump on myspace the next day and I get a message from her and she goes on about ‘if you don’t like me it’s ok, please just tell me what I’m doing wrong so I can fix it and get a good man. I know I don’t look like the picture, it’s a photoshop’ and a little bit more rambling, this girl obviously has self esteem issues. She’s cute, so I’d still like to hit it, and don’t tell her that she is clingy and has low self esteem which is obviously her problem. I resolve not to bring her back to my place at this point as I don’t need some sort of Fatal Attraction/Glenn Close moment, you know, coming back home and finding a boiling rabbit on the stove. So I reassure her and tell her we’ll meet in a couple of days and go to a movie.
We meet at the mall near Silom, I don’t know the name of it, it’s huge and relatively new and very nice. This time she’s dressed a little more provocatively, not quite to the slut level, but you can tell it’s there. We go up to the theater and we hit the VIP theater, she has never been in the VIP theater and she is pretty shocked and happy. This was one of the nicer VIP theaters I have been in, there was a nice circular waiting room with little tables and two person chairs around the inside perimeter of the lobby and fancy looking finger food was in the middle of the room. We hit up Bangkok Dangerous and Batman the Dark Night that day, and headed to Fuji for lunch in between movies. By the time our second movie was done it was late, somewhere around 10. This night I’m pretty sure I could have hit it, but the call of the Mango and Nana or Cowboy beckoned me.
We walked out to the road and I made it clear that I’d see her later, how “Alright, this was fun, I’ll see you later, don’t send me any crazy e-mails tomorrow on myspace, haha” I start walking towards the skytrain steps and she follows. “Where are you going” Her: “I’m going with you” Me, “Ugh, no your not” She looks kind of shocked and sad. She sadly says goodbye and gets into a taxi with a puzzled look on her face.
The next day I jump on myspace and of course there’s an e-mail from “V” “I’ve never been rejected like that before in my entire life, I was ready to go back with you last night and attack you last-night (sleep with you) never e-mail or call me again!”
As I suspected, the slut gene was there and I could have smashed that. In hindsight I’m glad I didn’t, she definitely had some fatal attraction potential. I learned that despite my initial desire to try something a little different I need to stick with the go-go bar scene. As much as I enjoyed her company during the dates I always found myself thinking “damn, I need to get to the Mango, then cowboy”
There’s plenty of time for “regular girls” in America, so why waste my time pursuing them in Thailand.
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View all comments by junny
“In hindsight I’m glad I didn’t, she definitely had some fatal attraction potential.”
Might have been a good move, or you could have ended up like this poor sucker:
http://www.phuketgazette.net/news/index.asp?id=7365
View all comments by I Phukit
Good…. move. Honesty I like it. Don’t take chances with a piece of ass cause some times in the end it might just cost you more than $$.
Other than that great story and style. I’m still impressed you sent her on her way. I bet ya’ (and you know it too) if you sent her an email today she’d forgive ya and be back in your arms.
View all comments by Canadianboy
next you shoot her an email to meet at your favorite soapy and get her to join in. Then after the 3 way? send her on her way! Sorry I’m back home in Farang land and the pig really needs to come out!
View all comments by nurseRon
I had one like that but unlike you, I made the mistake and poked her anyway.
Still getting calls and SMSs 5 years later.
There is a price to pay for free puss.
View all comments by ATM
Wasn’t expecting such an ending
Maybe the slut gene was even larger than you thought!
View all comments by SukPsycho
Glad you followed up with part 2 soon after the first part.
The twist in the story was a little surprising, as im reading i’m thinking he’s gonna slam her ass soon? lol, but, as i continued to read i start to think hmm her behaviour is like a couple of TG’s i’ve come across, notably one girl i met in Nana. She seemed great to begin with, sweet, cute and her light mocha soft skin was incredible, her english was good too.
However, on the 3rd night together she began taking the piss a little, then i saw her street side come out whilst in an Italian restaurant as she beckoned passing friends to come in and join us, this pissed me off. Then later in the evening i headed off to Morning Night bar to play pool and enjoy the music – as she hung out with friends, we were to meet back at the hotel later.
Gets to around 11pm and she comes into the bar dressed in my cargo shorts and T-shirt, WTF?
I asked her to go back to the room and change into something more feminine – like her own clothes. She says to again – “i no good for you, i sorry, i not good girl for you”, she storms off annoyed – WTF again. A few times she has expressed how she is a bad person and no good for me, after the 3rd time i was beginning to think she did have an insecurity issue.
Anyway, i go back to the hotel room around midnight wondering where the hell is she after she didnt come back to the bar, by this time im a bit agitated from her behaviour and cutting my night short.
In the hotel room she starts having a go at me, im a bit confused why, then she starts saying stuff in Thai which i’m sure she’s cursing me, i tell her maybe it’s time she left as i really think i’ve had enough of her time, especially after she’s taken the piss a couple of times today with her behaviour, she tells me “no” and how she is no good for me blah blah blah, starts begging me to stay, i ask her to leave a couple more times, she goes to the bathroom and i’m thinking what the hell is going on here?
I check for any of my valuables around the hotel room making sure nothing is out on display. She comes out of the bathroom still adamant that she won’t go, feeling angry i told that i was going back out and when i return she had better be gone or i would call security, (this way she saves face not being seen by her friends/ acquaintences whilst being escorted out of the hotel by security, and secondly she isn’t in my face giving me a migraine).
Suddenly she comes of the hotel room following me into the corridor starts crying and prostrates herself at my feet, im looking down at her thinking – fuck me, get up please, i tell her so but she just sobs louder. I try helping her to her feet but she won’t move.
So i thought i’d go back to the room and close the door and leave, but she now wraps her arms around one of my legs and as i go to walk off she’s dragging behind me holding on like some dramatic movie scene.
She wouldnt let go after several asking attempts, i just lost it, raising my voice i bellowed at her and that did the trick, she let go and looked at me stunned, i told her to get her things and get the fuck out of my room by the time i get back.
She was gone within the hour but hat a fucking nightmare.
As said in some of the blogs on tfs2m – don’t treat ‘em like your girlfriend, they are hookers and thus treat the situation accordingly, in other words – don’t try to consider them as a girlfriend even for long long time(2, 3 days or more etc), be polite and respectful sure, but, some of them have issues and you just don’t need the hassle.
Have a little fun with ‘em,
Fuck ‘em,
Pay ‘em,
LEAVE ‘EM.
View all comments by Eddie T
@ YP,
OFF TOPIC – I thought i’d let you know that you are being slagged off “severely” by Protonic on bbk’s site, which is now back up by the way!!
I know people have the right to freedom of speech but i think Protonic is out of line!
View all comments by Eddie T
Good story Eddie, glad I have encountered anything similar to that! In hindsight I know I did the right thing, but I still would have like to have smashed that to see what she was like in bed.
View all comments by Quagmire
Blueballs story. I would’ve pooned her, then gone to Cowboy.
View all comments by WPD
I think you did the right thing-you should go with your instincts.
It’s still a great read.
View all comments by johno
Agree with WPD…
Nail her…send her on her way…then go back to Cowboy and nail something else.
Fatal attractions are easy to deal with…
Lie..lie again..and the lie some more. No real name..take her to a love motel..problem solved.
What’s the point of finding gals on the Net if you arent going to poon them when the chance presents itself?
View all comments by Indu WangZi
Indu, you seem to be in the minority in regards to smashing this chic, sometimes it isn’t worth the drama. Did you read Eddie’s submission, I didn’t want to have to deal with some bullshit like that.
View all comments by Quagmire
I did read Eddie’s account..I also have some experience here as well. Based on personal experience…I dont see the problem. All one needs to do is outsmart the psycho..and let’s be honest..these gals arent typically the brightest bulbs in the lighting factory.
A little up-front leg work..saves the back-end pain.
View all comments by Indu WangZi
Agreed!
I always treat them too well, or as a GF actually. I never intend on seeing them more than a night or two but I’m too soft and let them wiggle in and then I get to deal with the fucking mid day shopping at Pratunam or going to some fucked up Thai club that I don’t want to be in or what ever? It frequently ends badly and I’m embarrassed by my poor form that eventually presents! Moral to my story Hit a BJ bar or Full service Massage gig, then go have your drinks, hang with the mates and looky looky or what ever, but enjoy sleeping alone!
View all comments by nurseRon