Memoirs of a Thai Hooker…

Posted by John Obama | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on May 7th, 2009

editor’s note: Truth is always stranger than fiction. From time to time we get sent in reader’s submissions. Some we print and some we don’t – but this one, well – we gotta post it.

This is a real email sent in to a Thai Escort in Thailand. Priceless.

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Hi

I hope you are well. I will be in Thailand on Saturday for 8 days and I was hoping we could meet so that you could dominate me, beat me and make me your slave. I hope this is something you like and would like to do either on your own (or with your girlfriends). I am happy for you to dominate and beat me as much as you like – I very much like you to be sardid to me. In particular the things that I would like you to do to me are:

· · Sensual domination, by that I mean dominating me in a firm but relaxed way. For example, tie and tease, tease and denial

· · CBT – tying my dick and balls with rope and pulling on the rope. Squeezing my dick and balls with your hands (this is something I enjoy immensely and could spend all day and night being tortured this way!). Trampling/standing on my dick and balls and applying pressure.

· · Being tied to the bed, thus using CBT as detailed above, light scratching and candle wax

· · Fantasy wrestling – head scissors, body scissors, head locks, face sitting, breast smothering

· · Face slapping

· · Kicking to body and dick and balls (ball busting)

· · Spitting on me

· · Light whipping

Please also look at the website:

http://www.m-club-q.com/club-q/gallery/gallery_top.html and the gallery for pictures of some good action, especially gallery numbers 137, 134, 131, 124 and 116 which I like very much. I also attach a movie clip of what I would like to happen to me!

I hope the above is something you would enjoy and I look forward to hearing from you. However, if I have offended you, I am very sorry and please accept my apology.

thanks

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29 Responses to “Memoirs of a Thai Hooker…”

  1. ao nang says:
    May 7, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Now thats a man who knows what he wants!

    Hmmmmmmm he could be my bank manager?

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  2. datou says:
    May 7, 2009 at 11:15 am

    ROFL- he must be married to an american woman… They’ll do that all day whether u like it or not

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  3. ghost in the machine says:
    May 7, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    that’s tame. The hard core s&m is when they ram a phillip screwdriver down your pee hole.

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  4. Daywalker says:
    May 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    “face slapping”…. that’s just sick.

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  5. Katechon says:
    May 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Yeah, this is what the West is producing now — males who whose ultimate fantasy is to be dominated and humiliated by young pretty girls.

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  6. Moonman says:
    May 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    “Trampling/standing on my dick and balls”

    “Kicking to body and dick and balls”

    “Face slapping”

    This guy has obviously never heard of the Kathoeys on Beach Road in Pattaya. He could get all that, and more, for free!

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  7. Tails says:
    May 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    I agree with K what has happened to dominating the girl and just fucking her brains out. When you wake up with a sore cock not from a disease but from hard pounding, you know you have had a good night.

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  8. pong says:
    May 7, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    for the writer of the blog there’s a bar on soi 33 where you can get this same treatment.

    you wanks see the action last night at the pong? officials arrived and cleared out the vendors that sell fake Gucci bags. The vendors were arrested but not without a scuffle. A group of thugs showed up and started beating the officials with sticks until officials shot their guns in the air. these raids will take place every 2 days so grab a beer and watch the action.

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  9. sideshowBOB says:
    May 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    pong – yes. I heard the commotion and chatted with the police. they said it was over something else but I had yet to get the whole story. I wonder if MBK is next and they will fire shots in the air to keep the tourists from buying all the fake stuff.

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  10. jack dawson says:
    May 7, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    ^

    wow i better buy that rolex today

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  11. Werewolf says:
    May 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Hey! I sent that email to her in the expectation of the strictest privacy! Hookers today have no morals…

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  12. Werewolf says:
    May 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Actually, on a more serious note, I find this email much more palatable than the drivel most bar girls and go go dancers show me when they use my computer to check their email.

    They often have an inbox full of emails from punters spread from America to Germany to New Zealand. Each one sounds the same as the next:

    ” I miss you so much…. I can’t wait to get back to Bangkok to see you again…. Are you working in the bar?…. Did you get the pictures I sent you?…. As soon as I can I want to bring you to my country…. I love you…. do you miss me too?….. I hate the thought of you sleeping with other men….”

    These guys are far more dominated and in a far worse way than the poor fellow you quoted above. Pussy whipped by a young Thai hooker.

    (I get that way too, but at least I avoid writing her simpering emails)

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  13. Daywalker says:
    May 7, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    WW…. since when has my g.f been using your computer?

    :oops:

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  14. UnCochinoWetback says:
    May 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    sounds like the guy doesn’t want to have any kids soon. i wonder what would make a man hate his junk to the point he wouldn’t mind having someone beat it with a spiked bat. baffling.

    have you tried emptying a few bottles of that cooling powder on your bed then covering your genitals in tiger balm. tried it once and it was by far the most erotic experience i’ve had in my life. i highly recommend it.

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  15. mart says:
    May 7, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Well, pretty tame when it comes to this kind of entertainment. I’ve got some serious sick shit from Antony Peterson to Bee in the same department:

    I would appreciate if you change the gloves regularly, if you have same way like me very clear and washed up. I will also have disinfection water for your hands. Pls, use it from the very beginning, and regularly afterwards and change gloves regularly.
    [...]
    Afterwards you yourself will take away the first condom and throw it away, and then also ask me to take with me the 2nd condom with the sperma. Then give it to you. You would ask me to turn back and lie reverse with my back and ass towards you, get a toilet napkin, then throw away the liquid from the condom into my ass. Then use the napkin and with your gloves spread the liquid around my ass and also the lower part of my eggs spreading my legs. Leave a minute so it spreads well and starts hardening.
    [...]
    Then if any time during the program I ask you to pee by myself, tell me I should pee only in front of you, in the 2nd bowl, and sooner or later, I will have to do it. And be totally embarrassed.
    [...]
    Ask me to pray for forgiveness, but say it is not enough for the moment. Then put all of the bottle with my pee into the enema bag keeping the end nozzle upwards. Then stand on your knees next to me, so the enema is low too, put the enema nozzle in my mouth. Then suddenly go upwards together with the enema. My own pee liquid would start flowing into my mouth, and will have to go inside, and I will have every time to throw it away in the 2nd bowl until it finishes.
    [...]
    Stay behind me. Then suddenly put your hand underneath my legs (you may use gloves I would have provided you) and take my penis. I would have to naturally bend towards the 2nd bowl into my own pee – please, use your other hand and push the very top of my hair towards the 2nd bowl and into my own pee liquid.
    [...]
    If any shit is left, put it also into my mouth regardless of protests. Then you would take a tooth brush which will be available, put the end of it to wet into my own pee liquid in the 2nd bowl for a second, and you would start browsing (of course using gloves) through and inside my mouth to distribute the shit as much as possible on my teeth as if you are cleaning my teeth this way.

    What strikes me here, apart from the obvious bizarreness of the sexual practices, is the complete lack of spontaneity. Really sick…

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  16. mart says:
    May 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Oh yeah you might want to read the whole e-mail…

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  17. Werewolf says:
    May 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Daywalker: It started pretty much from the first email you ever sent her ;)

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  18. Canadianboy says:
    May 7, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    I wonder if requesting her to shit in my mouth is pushing it….

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  19. zepplin says:
    May 7, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    sick ,sisk sick,where do they get those ideas from?how could they ever enjoy a normal partner?and a loving relation ship?bet they pay a shitload of money too.hope he ends up in a thai hospital with busted balls and a mouth infection.land of the smiles -maybe not then ,hehe

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  20. Scampering Jack Wilshere says:
    May 7, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    My oh my, aren’t we in our prudish mode today? Funny on a blog that cheerfully discusses barebacking street hookers of dubious orientation up the ass that a guy who wants his balls tugged with the rope is a freak. Humiliation fantasies are pretty run of the mill stuff, much more common in women than in men (how many chicks have you banged who didn’t like at least a little hair pulling?). In bondage/S+M situations when dealing with strangers it’s best to have a clear set of rules because saying, ‘You’re tugging my balls too hard and it hurts’ can be part of the humiliation that gets the guy off, or, ‘You’re tugging my balls to hard and it hurts’ can mean, ‘Holy shit, you’re about to injure me package.’

    As people living at least on the edge of what would be called ‘normal’ maybe we should give this guy the kind of slack we would like from others.

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  21. Seven says:
    May 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    If there’s an interesting story here, it’s how the email made it to this blog, not the polite and articulate email itself.

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  22. Werewolf says:
    May 7, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    hope he ends up in a thai hospital with busted balls and a mouth infection

    Actually I think that comment belongs on the BBB post (see “twang!”)

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  23. sideshowBOB says:
    May 7, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    seven – so very true. :)

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  24. Eddie T says:
    May 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    I’m still picking myself up off the floor, face aching from laughing so much, because, instead of spending several hundred of Dollars flying to Thailand and paying for it, he could have gone to any shit hole of a run down council estate where druggies would only be too happy to beat the shit out of him for a £5 hit!! LMFAO.

    Each and everyone to their own, but fuckin’ oooouch!!

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  25. geoff says:
    May 8, 2009 at 2:10 am

    kinky stuff has long as he enjoyed himself.

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  26. Indu WangZi says:
    May 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

    I cant for the life of me understand why anyone would ever want to get kicked in the balls or could get pleasure from it…

    Fantasy wrestling..now, this actually sounds like fun. I always wanted to do my “Superfly Snuka” imatation…just need to find a tart willing to be the Missing Link..that shouldnt be too hard, I would think.

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  27. Billy Bangkok says:
    May 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    It just surprised me that it was in English. German I would expect but English?

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  28. The Asian Badger says:
    May 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    OK..I admit it…I have not been to Khrung Thep for longer than I would like. But…..from following this blog on a regular basis…

    This looks like a typical Young Penfold “Form Letter”.

    Am I right?

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  29. mike8 says:
    May 9, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    lol

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