The Ball Massage by ~h
Posted by John Obama | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on June 20th, 2007
Only in Thailand can you enter a storefront operation and look at a menu of services where one option is the 1.5-hour ball massage. Pay maybe $40 and have a truly religious experience. A ball massage might just be the ideal preventative health treatment as well providing relaxation, stimulation and system flushing. Now, a ball massage isn’t just some young lady juggling your balls for an hour or so. No, it is actually a full body Thai massage performed by a beautiful young lady who slowly works her way up to your Johnson after about forty minutes of body massage. Followed by a full pole reach-behind, which I go crazy for, and handling of your family jewels with the care of a naughty medical nurse.
So it’s about 100 degrees and it’s just after noon. I walk out of Dental Design near Soi Cowboy after getting my teeth cleaned by a flirty female Thai dentist. I had heard that you could get great dental care at a good price in BKK so I asked my Mango based friend for a recommendation. After a thorough cleaning, and some dental impressions for teeth whiteners, (the girls love white teeth) I head on over to this little no name soi next to soi 26 for another type of cleaning. Did I mention what a value the dental service was?
My Mango based friend told me this soi is where to find the ball massage establishments so I head in that direction. Only in Thailand would they have a street that specializes in Ball Massage. They should just call it Soi Ball Massage. That’s what I’m gonna call it. Any way I walk past Teen Massage which looks like it hadn’t opened just yet – so I head for Angels located at the end of this short Soi. I look at the menu and tell the mamasan I want a 1.5 hour ball massage. She hands me this picture catalogue containing girls in cheesy poses. All the girls in the book are available unless of course they are on vacation with the red dot indication. I look and I look, but I can’t decide (kid in a candy store), so ask if I can see a line-up. Mamasan chirps and they all gather in a room next to the reception desk. I walk in and there are maybe fifteen yings lounging on couches giving me the eye. I feel pressured to make a decision quickly. But I can’t, no I can do it, so I see a long haired beauty with nice natural breasts and a cute smile. Okay I point to her and the next thing I know I’m upstairs being showered in a small room with a mattress on the floor.
For real, all I wanted was a good massage and a happy ending. But the girls are always trying to up-sell you to have sex and since I had just had a night of passion with a freelancer from the Nana Hotel disco (another story all together) I just needed some massaging. And she obliged for a blissful hour of backside massage, a full reach-under stroking and of course the famed ball massage. After forty minutes of this I roll onto my back and she looks at me with a hunger in her eyes. I say ?what?”. She just stairs at me. So I ask…”how much” she quotes me a reasonable price for full sex and I know she is raring to go but really I didn’t want to, so I politely declined. She continued the mission, the best titty f— I’ve ever had followed with a skilled hand release. Back into the shower for more scrubbing and I told her I would be back to see her again before I returned home. Sunglasses on, hit the heat, drained and ready for a mid afternoon nap after a short Sky Train ride back to The Majestic Grand. I could get use to this.
The next day I returned to Soi Ball Massage and this time Teen Massage is opened. I felt a little guilty entering a place with ?Teen” in the name. Immediately asked to see the line-up. There was no one of interest so I ventured back to Angels to find my girl from the day before. She hadn’t arrived yet so I looked at the line-up again and found another cutie. Same routine but not as good service and she got a little pissy when I didn’t want the up-sell. I still walked out with a smile on my face and head back to my dentist to pick up my molded teeth forms from my cute Thai dentist. Just another day in the Land of Smiles.
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The old Thai ball massage, had one myself this afternoon.
View all comments by Bubble Boy
What was the name & address of the dentist? My nicotine stained gnashers coudl do with a polish.
View all comments by Combover
The place is called Dental Design. It is on Asoke.
Basically head out of soi cowboy with the big sign to your back and u r looking at Asoke. Walk right down Asoke and look for it on your right. About 3-5 minute walk from Cowboy. I picked it for that very reason – then I can say I am going to the Dentist. Or after the Dentist I can get a quick drink. They speak enlgish, do nice work and have reasonable rates.
have fun
View all comments by smitty
That this URL goes well with this post:
http://tinyurl.com/nof5s
Seems I may have to go to Wat Po and ask for the ball massage? Somehow I don’t think they do that training there. They say the ball massage originates from India – for medical purposes. Nice.
View all comments by smitty
I’m in town this week and shall be heading for a ball massage. It sounds great.
Might even pop into the Big Mango too.
View all comments by Combover
No reason to feel bad about entering Teen Massage because of the name – there are no teens to be found there. I was there earlier this month as I have good memories from a session last year. Now I got a feeling that it is destined for closure. Dirty and few girls. I fell for the pressure from mamasan to choose a girl from the line-up. Mistake as the lady was uninterested to provide decent service. Angels have a good bunch of young lookers and some are indeed skillful in balls massage. My latest favourite for balls massage is at Pink Massage, but I am not going to give you the name…..
View all comments by Jimmy
Jimmy – where is pink massage?
View all comments by smitty
You enter Sukhumvit Soi 24, which is at the side of Emporium. Less than 100 meters down the soi you will find a subsoi on your left. When you enter the subsoi you will have Orient massage on your left and at the end of the subsoi (about 50 meter from Soi 24)you have the entrance to Pink on your right hand side. Hope my memory serves me right. And OK, the lady in question is Khun Oil.
View all comments by Jimmy
@ Smitty Directions to Angels’ ??
View all comments by Chris
I went to Soi Ball Massage (SukSoi 26) last night around 10:30.
My first stop was “Smile Teen Massage” where I got a pleasant girl who lavished me with oil while she was dressed in bra and panties, and finally offered ‘extra’. I was keen to finish with a BJ, but somehow, no matter how much English she used, or how much Thai I used, the only thing that seemed to be on offer was ’sex’. I finally just settled for the oil massage with no happy ending. She never did take off the bra or panties.
Undaunted, I dressed and wandered a few meters down the street to Angel Massage. It was about 5 minutes before closing time and a lot of girls were scrambling to change clothes and head out, so I asked the receptionist to choose a girl for me that would be happy to stay. She chose me a decent looking girl who was about 150 cm high with a fair body sporting some lovely C-cups with large nipples. She got completely nude for the massage, and was quite pleasant to look at.
Her English was pretty good, so I didn’t have to torture her with my Thai. When it came to extras, I accepted her offer of “smoke” (BJ) but then found out that she wanted to do it with a condom, which isn’t what I had in mind, so I asked her to just finish me by hand (a 500 baht tip). She had been stark naked the entire time, but now she put on a towel. I reached to remove the towel so I could do a bit of touching while she finished me, but she shook her head no and said the towel stayed on. I wasn’t happy about that, so I told her not to worry about the happy ending and I took off.
It seems my karma was off last night. I saw some real cuties at Angel Massage that I wouldn’t mind exploring so I’ll probably go back. Of course, just meters away are the unexplored delights of Teen Massage, Pink Massage and several others that were closed by the time I left.
Last night’s venture was unsuccessful, but I’ll be trying again soon.
View all comments by werewolf
chris – I think WW answered your location question.
ww – I think all these places all vary based on who u get. one of the reasons I swear by Tulip. Never seems to be an issue there. I also like going to places where the ball massage is on the menu. They never seem to mess that up and that is always finished with a happy ending. THe fee is more than standard oil but u know what u are getting and can tip less because of it. I have stopped looking for full service at these places for the most part.
View all comments by smitty
‘Soi Ball Massage’ Love it!
View all comments by Combover
For your info: the soi you’re all talking about is called soi 24/1.
And indeed: it is known for it’s (special) massage-parlours.
View all comments by Ato
Paying for a glorified wank baffles me
I can do that myself……….. so paying for it is madness
I dont pay someone to cut up my food before i eat and wouldnt pay for someone to wipe my arse
If i wanted it to feel like someoneELSE was massageing my cherries id sit on my hand for 20minutes before (however i wouldnt try to use chopsticks after)
View all comments by Penfold
p – a proper ball massage is not a wank. try it sometime.
View all comments by ssb
Actually the ball massage and prostate massage has very good health benefits. Prostate cancer and problems are almost unknown in the Orient. Most girls are trained to massage their husbands prostate by digital insertions and milk their males.
AKANE is another great place to go for Ball and Prostate massage and is very popular with Japanese clients.
View all comments by Kansai Walker
kw – Akane is a good spot indeed but I have found that very few of the girls there give a proper nut suck rub. could be more or maybe I am not picking them right.
View all comments by ssb
Aren’t you guys worried about getting a testicular torsion? I the girl turn a nut in s sac, its agony I’ve read.
View all comments by Ian
I’ll try again –
If the girl turns a ball in its sack, you can form a kink in the artery why supplies the ball.It can stop blood flow to the testicle. Its called a testicular torsion. Its agony.
View all comments by sick-buffalo
i and sick,
never had a problem with it but I don’t think they are twisting them up that much for this to happen.
fun stuff
someone had this happen before?
View all comments by ssb
I have to agree with Penfold here… Never really been attracted to the glorified wank / happy ending massage. I mean I guess I could try it… but with just so many other better, readily available places to stick my johnson… dunno. Seems like a crime really. Now a BJ, that I’m game for. A good one of those with a nice CIM is pretty much my fave. But seeing that I am currently staying ON Soi 24… perhaps I should open my mind a bit
View all comments by Walter Ego
hmm, i have seen this blog post floating about on the right-hand sidebar for awhile now. wasn’t sure exactly why people are reading it everyday, perhaps there is some controversy or what…then i determined, people are actually google searching for ‘ball massage’ and hitting this page, lol
View all comments by naturalgame