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Day 3 by ~h

Posted by John Obama | Reader Submissions | Posted on April 15th, 2006

Day 3 Arrive in Pattaya:
Well I just spent four hours to get to Pattaya and I need some rest before I venture out this evening amongst all these European hooligans, not really my scene. The boys from The Big Mango told me to check out a few Go Go’s they really like. I’ll let you know how it goes.

OMFG I can’t believe this place exist, all I can say is, if you
hobby this if Nirvana. Yes it’s perhaps one of the tackiest places on
earth, but it’s all here.
A little background: for me this hobby
all started at my brother-in-laws bachelor party. A night at the world
famous O’Farrell Theater back in 93. I couldn’t believe my eyes that
these gorgeous women were available to play with for a price. Well my
friends that defining moment at the O’Farrell theater was just
marginalized, and it happened the moment I walked into Superbaby A Go
Go off Walking Street on Soi Diamond.

I am a changed man.

First
of all I must say since hobbying and specifically reading Red Book I
have really gotten into Asian woman. And in the Bay Area those lovely
K-Girls at the Apartment Asian Massage Parlors have introduced me to
the wonders of Asian woman. I could see a young beautiful service
oriented Asian girl who would make me feel like a king. So I kind of
got hooked on those $180.00 an hour experiences. That can get expensive
fast and is really hit or miss; By the way my favorite girl in the Bay
Area is May who is in Hayward now, but I digress.

Rewind a little,
I got to Pattaya today via, minibus after a four hour, ‒two hour”
drive. Dreadful traffic leaving Bangkok and an accident on the way. We
finally arrive by minibus and I’m getting this queasy feeling in my
stomach, the feeling you might get if you are going to get trapped in
Vegas and had no chance of getting out mixed with being trapped on an
island with a large crowd of ex-convicts and dirty old men. I keep my
head up and try to remember why I’m here. I check into my cute little
hotel at around three and head out to Walking Street for a tour. I am a
fish out of water.
Reminds me of Ocean City MD on crack. It’s not
even busy and there are thousands of people out. Crusty old guys, Yings
of all types, and tons of touristy gifts. How long can I last here?
This is definitely not my scene, but I remain open minded.

I get a
full seafood platter at a porch/dock style restaurant with a view of
Pattaya bay. Not the most quaint view I’ve ever seen but relaxing all
the same. My mood has started to change now that I’ve eaten and
consumed an exotic drink.

I head back to my hotel and write
yesterdays trip report. It seems these reports have become a mission
for me because they make me feel like I’m not traveling alone and keep
me connected to the Bay Area and like minded folks who I hope
appreciate the experience’s I’m sharing half way around the world. I
digress yet again, because I know most of you probably just want me to
get to the sex parts, but I must tell you it is so much more. It’s one
of those ‒The medium is the message” things.
I still haven’t synched
up with the local time as I usually get really tired early in the
evening and I’m up early. It’s 4:00 AM when I started writing this
journal today.

Rewind again, one of the owners of Big Mango in Nana Plaza told me I
must visit this place called Superbaby A Go Go and since I had no other
plan, and there must be a thousand different sex clubs, massage parlors
and bars to choose from I went directly to the club from my hotel. I
passed through Walking Street, which has a way different, colorful,
carnival type vibe at night. It’s basically Disney Land for horny men.
I think you get the picture. Pass by hundreds of Yings who are cat
calling trying to drag me into their worlds. Not me I have a mission. I
find Superbaby on Soi Diamond. I would have never entered this place
had I not been told about it. I walk in to the smiles of all the touts
out front who didn’t even have to twist my arm to enter.

One of
the Mamasans leads me to a seat in the front row in front of a small
stage where there are 20 Superbaby girls gyrating inch’s from my face.
All dressed in white g-string panties moving to some euro disco music.

This
is where the OMFG comes in. In my opinion they are all 8, 9′s and 10′s.
All spinner type body’s, please, I need a towel. I am just stunned, a
lot of them look like they just came off the pages of some Japanese
make-up advertisement. Perfect skin, perfect bodies. Now I realize why
I’ve come half way around the globe. Good thing I’m sitting down other
wise my knees would be too weak to stand.

Mamasan orders me a beer
and I start to shop with a very discerning eye. Number 18 looks pretty
nice, perhaps it’s because she is inches away and has caught my eye. I
keep looking, 24 is a tall glass of water with kind of a crazy look in
her eye, not for me. Then I see number 5. She reminds me of an
extremely beautiful version of a woman who used to work for me in the
Bay Area. She is on my radar and I’m honing in. It just can’t be this
easy?

Oh but it is.

Mamasan asks if I’m interested in any of
the girls and as fast as I can spit it out, Number 5 is sitting next to
me and I have bought her a lady drink. She is really, really cute and
speaks English fairly well. She is 22, is from northern Thailand and
she wants me to Barfine her. 800 baht to Mamasan (Go Go dancers are a
little pricier than Bar Girls) plus drinks. I tell mamasan it is for
Short Time because I’m not sure how we will get along. She gets in her
street clothes and I am walking back to my hotel with the first 10 I’ve
ever had.

She is really sweet, holds my hand as we stroll down the
promenade past the beach, to the 7-11 for a bottle of water and some
breath freshening gum for her. We cruise past the reception area at my
hotel and the ladies at the front desk give me an approving look. Is
this place great or what?

In the room we shower separately. She
goes in first as I arrange some itunes music on my computer. When I
come out of the shower she is sitting on my bed in nothing but a towel.
I join her on the bed for some slow kissing and things are heating up.
Mutual stroking and some sucking on important areas and I’m in heaven.
She removes her towel and gets on top of me, making all the right
moves. I’m on my back staring up at this beautiful creature with the
most perfect set of breasts I have ever seen, tanned, toned body, I’m
not worthy.

She say’s ‒Condom?”

I get up and find one. She
puts it on and we are off the races. Cowgirl, missionary, and doggy.
She’s pretty vocal which is exciting me even more, she seems to be
enjoying it. This goes on for 45 minutes or so. I just can’t believe
this is possible. She screams I finish and she is in the bathroom
showering, this is where I regret ever mentioning short time because
she dressed and ready to leave in five minutes. My heart is breaking,
but I am tired from lack of sleep, tip her and kiss her and tell her I
will stop by the club tomorrow evening. Good night ;