It’s the season to be jolly…….!
Posted by admin | Big Mango Bar, Blog, General, Main, Parties, Posts | Posted on December 23rd, 2011
It’s nearly Christmas time folks!!
So what are we all doing? Well, if you fancy your Christmas Dinner at the Mango we are serving……
from 2pm-10pm ** DINNER IS AVAILABLE NOW!!**
How clean is that oven!!
3 Course Christmas Dinner.-
Caesar Salad or Cream of Tomato Soup
Traditional Christmas Dinner (Roast Turkey, stuffing, Pigs in a Blanket, Roast/Mash Potatoes, Vegetables)
Christmas Pudding
Each set meal will be given a Free welcome drink.
Christmas crackers and party hats provided!
Bargain Price of 650bht. (it’s a lot of food!)
After 10pm-
Traditional Turkey Sandwiches with Cranberry Sauce
Christmas Dinner on it’s own (no appetizer, desert or welcome drink) 300bht.
If you would like to join us at a particular time, please let us know so we can beat the cooks into reducing your wait.
In the evening, Jonas will be walking around spreading his festive cheer in the form of a special Christmas shot. – (it’s special because we haven’t figured out whats in it yet)
Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, the Mango Team wish you all a great time.
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
8 Ball, thanks for the thumbs up, hard to do a story on smell, then again I did one on farts :)
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
Good stuff. The aromas of BKK we take for granted coupled with the magnet of its most tantalizing attraction. Well written and to the p...
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
There's going to be a peanut butter comment soon.
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
I'm with you also. But with marmite.
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
@Hunch, does it for me to, especially covered in vegemite.
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
Sorry, did someone say 'stockings of all colors' ? .....ohhh.....uuurrrrrrh...ahhh
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The Ball Massage by ~h
Last trip I had ball massage using warm oils.
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@DW, they looked better than 200lb gorillas
@cam, thanks, interesting though, the only other blokes in there were japs, they were havi...
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
Great writing..... across the world - hundreds of men - checking their saving accounts
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The Scent of a City - By RainMan
Back left corner of second floor of Nana, come on gents only YP is going to cop to knowing the name/bar? hahaha Good story, liked the wr...
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Will you be showing the Queens speech at 9pm?
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Humbug(s) available?
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Not only can we show the speech, we can also translate it into Thai, Swedish, American, Australian and if we’re drunk enough… Scottish.
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How about Welsh?
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The Welsh… erm… I’ll give it a go. It’s not often I break out into a Tom Jones dialect, but it’s not unusual.
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Any word if Cascades will be open on Christmas Day? Im sure there are a million and one crude homo jokes that are just waiting to be made
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@YP, of course they’ll be open! Where do you think Santa will be recovering from the big night out?
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@Nurseron – I was bracing myself for something along the lines of ‘Where do you think santa will be emptying his sack’. You missed it. Shame
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Who’s going to swallow Santa’s egg nog?
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@ Fender – Good start. Like that. Now, if only I had the dry wit, and cutting humour to find a way to shoehorn ‘jingle balls’ in to a homo erotic quip……
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@YP: Nah, I’m not nearly that clever.
BTW, who went Belushi first, you or Pmmp?
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Does my mustard photo work?
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Sure. Mine was first but YP didn’t know it was Belushi, thought it was Chandler from Friends. Doosh!
Who’s hung like Blitzen?
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is ‘Belushi’ prison talk for meaning ‘gay’?
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@pmmp, that was pretty funny! Silly kids these days? Does anyone even remember SNL 80′s circa? @DW, come on dude you were there too!
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What’s an “xmas”?
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- something that used to be a ‘mas’?
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I remember watching some lame family sit-com in the 90′s. New Years was the setting and the long lost uncle shows up (in the show). Grumbles something about spending Christmas eve in Bangkok with his “Girlfriends”. It raised an eyebrow then and I really had no idea yet.
I know you guys got some good Christmas in Bangkok short stories… How Low do they go???
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Mr Carpet…. thanks – I clicked on that link only to be told the I.T Police have now registered my internet activity for accessing ‘Porn n stuff’.
- Back on topic… will you and Mrs. Carpet be joining us for Christmas Dinner?
If we don’t shift this Ostrich sized turkey, expect to see ‘Turkey Smooties’ on the menu pretty soon.
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To the ‘Elderly Couple’ from Lancashire.
Thank- you for the calendar you sent the Big Mango and for your kind words.
We were rather surprised that nice ‘mature’ people read the blog or would actually want to be in the same room as YP, let alone speak with him!
Anyway – hope to see you on your next visit.
YP has informed me that he will pick up the bill for a meal and drinks at the Mango next time!
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@Fender – yes the mustard shirt photo works, is it Belushi?
And ’twas early christmas morn, Santa came down Cascade’s chimney. In his sack there only remain’d a small child’s football and ’twasnt long before he was playing in the aisles and ‘dribbling down the flanks’. Outside, later, I thought I spied Rudolf, tied up. I patted his red ‘nose’, too late to realise it was sans-breeches Santa bending over being sick….Marc Almond-style*
*uk readers reference only (unless someone else wants to tell the sordid tale….)
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Looking up I’m sure I spied “Sandu” in the sky. Is that a new sleigh he has? Oh – it’s a windowless van. If we called it a surprise van do you think more people would want to take a ride with Sandu in the sky? After all, rape is the new missionary….
I heard that Sandu in the sky is sponsoring a raffle at Cascades. First prize is an all expenses trip to famous Penn State with an intimate tour of all the gym facilities… including showers.
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DW – thanks. i actually prefer chicken than turkey, but as it’s xmas i am very interested to check out the poles on your 2nd floor. merry xmas
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im interested to check a pole too
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I will actually be in BKK Xmas day, arriving on the 24th. So I may indulge in some Mango food. However, I think I’ll pass on whatever Jonas is passing around.
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I will be in Paris on Boxing Day. Lucky me.
I’ll be in the hood on the 30th though… Looking forward to catching up with you scamps.
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Hey … MERRY CHRISTMAS to all you Mangoites out there – hope to catch up with some of you over New Year – right – gotta go do that family thang now
Cheers – DB
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And a Merry Christmas to you too Mr Bond!
All the staff at the Mango wish everyone a Happy Christmas. Well, to be honest, most of them probably couldn’t give a rats about it. But ply them with a few drinks and I am sure they will.
See you all soon!
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and a Merry Christmas for all from the frozen waist lands of the Bay area, California!
Actually it was beautiful today at my home down south but gotta work tomorrow AM in San Jose so I’ll be driving most of the night!
Wish I was sharing some of that feast with ya-all! Hope you and yours have a great New Years…
cheers!!!
r;)
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“And a Merry Christmas to you too Mr Bond!”
I believe he insists on being called “Doctor”
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- o.k… I’ll call him “Doctor”.. but if we are out and there is an emergency, I’d still prefer someone to call 911.
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I’ll not take offence – after all, by then I may well have consumed a significant quantity of orange juice and my facilities will be somewhat impaired…..
Nine hours till wheels up – but hey, who’s counting?
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