editor – This is good stuff indeed but I am going to skip Sharjah for now being an alcoholic an all. Thanks for the tip.

In Abu Dhabi, 49ers bar/restaurant on the top floor of the Dana Hotel
is the main pick-up spot. Coming from Bangkok, the quality of girls was
poor (5-7s) but there were a few 8s from Africa. I saw one very tall,
coffee-colored girl with blonde dyed hair who looked very interesting
and different but never got the chance to talk to her as she was quickly taken
out by some lucky guy. There are a lot of girls here, and they can be
quite aggressive in approaching you. Prices range from 200Dirham (2000
baht roughly) for short time upwards to 500 dirham for long-time. Some
girls from CIS (Russia, Ukraine mostly) will ask for more. There are a
few other spots in Abu Dhabi, but I had not enough time to check them
out. Some of the up-market discos in the 5 star hotels have some CIS
girls, but the clubs are expensive to get into and the girls charge
1000Dhs (10,000 baht!). I went to the club at the Sheraton Resort,
which even late at night was not too busy. It had about 20-30 CIS girls
already taken by the time I got there.

editor – Don’t mistake CIS girls for CSI girls. As written about here.

Dubai is a much more lively and liberal place than Abu Dhabi, with
dozens of bars, clubs and discos to chose from. The male to female
ratio in this city is a staggering 4:1, so the girls are usually
spoiled for choice, made worse by the large numbers of rich Arabs from
Saudi, Kuwait and other places that come here to party and who pay top
dollar.

editor – Not good at all. Sounds like the Rainbow 4 problem of the Japanese overpaying some girl from Buriram who liberally bathes in whitening lotion and claims she is from Chiang Rai.

You will see 4 main types of girl in Dubai:

1. Girls from CIS. The quality of these girls varies enormously, but
overall is much better than you will see in places like CM2 in Bangkok.
These girls tend to be quite hard and professional, having all sorts of
conditions about what they will do, and will normally not provide a
girl-friend experience. They also tend to charge more than others.
Still – you will see quite a few CIS girls who can only be described as
9 or even 10 in Dubai, and they may just be worth the high prices and
attitude! Quite a few CIS states are Muslim, and these girls are in
high demand.

editor – Nothing better than when those wholesome Muslim ladies keep their face covering on just to be kinky. Some people pay extra for that I hear. It’s like bar fining someone from the ISC in Bangkok and asking them to wear that naughty school girl outfit while u r – well u know – studying Thai.

2. Girls from PRC (China). I saw more good looking, tall, tanned
Chinese girls in Dubai than I have seen in top clubs in China! But I
also saw more 4-6s here than I have seen anywhere. Seem to be much more
aggressive than other girls – can be hard to get rid of them once they
attached themselves to you.

editor – I always had that problem in Beijing as well. These girls come the Remora region of China – not good at all. U have to wear your Remora repelling suits which u can find by grabbing your nearest Tuk Tuk driver in Bangkok and requesting him to bypass all the body-to-body massage places only to take u around the corner after driving for 2 hours to that handcrafted suit place that also serves a mean curry.

3. Girls from Africa, with girls from Ethiopia, Djibouti, Somalia
and Kenya being tall, coffee-colored and occasionally simply stunning,
and girls from Uganda, Ghana, Nigeria and other parts of Africa being
much darker, shorter and larger – but still with the occasional 8 or 9.
In my experience, the girls from Djibouti and Ethiopia are lovely and
almost provide Thai-levels of service at reasonable prices.

4. European tourists – especially groups of girls from the UK on
holiday. In some places, it seems like Dubai is becoming the new
Majorca. If talking to drunken, foul-mouthed, pale-skinned,
greasy-haired, awfully-clothed, big-boned girls with attitude but who
might be free is your turn-on, then there are opportunities in Dubai!
Try Rock Bottoms at Regent Palace Hotel, Waxy O’Connors at Ascot Hotel,
Boston Bar at Jumeirah Rotana Hotel, Zinc at Crowne Plaza Hotel or Hard
Rock Café in Jumeirah.

editor – Sounds like they don’t call it rock bottom for nothing. Get a rope, hit the buzzer, win a beer. I am going to go to hell for this stuff.

There are also Muslim girls from places like Jordan, Morocco, Turkey
and Egypt – but they are usually unavailable for typical western male
visitors and also price themselves very high for local Arab customers.
Iranian girls are apparently the most in-demand with the highest prices
of all. I even saw some rather large blondes from the USA and the UK
working the scene, obviously doing well with the local Arab males. I
have heard about Indians working here too (especially at a disco in
Shangri-La hotel), but never saw them myself (or, if I did, did not
realize they were Indian!). I have also even heard about local girls
and girls from other GCC states (such as Bahrain, Kuwait or Qatar)
being available under all the veils if they smile at you in the malls -
but find this hard to believe and don’t have the guts to risk such
encounters in such a strict country anyway.

What surprised me was that unlike Hong Kong or Singapore, there do not
seem to be any Thai working girls in UAE. There are also a lot of
Filipino girls working in UAE in shops, offices, hotels – but again not
too many working the clubs and bars (unless I just did not get to the
right ones!). I was approached by two Flips in a supermarket in Dubai
at 2pm though – and if I was not so busy would have jumped at the
chance as they were both hot.

editor – I love this about SE Asia women. U always land the Flips, Thais and Indos in non-traditional ways. In KL one time I landed a hot Indo during a late night 7-11 run after hanging out at the Beach Club finding nothing I liked.

Places:

Comment – you will see a lot of girls in Dubai at the malls (Emirates
Mall, City Centre Mall) even during the day who seem approachable.
Around the Gold Souk in Diera are a lot of seedy-looking hotels and
creepy guys offering all sorts of temptations! Without really much
effort I talked to three different girls in three days in Emirates Mall
coffee shops, including a model who was at least a 9 from Germany.
There are also street walkers in certain locations (just seem too
hard-on-their-luck and possibly diseased for me to think about).
Certain clubs cater to different types of men (as in Bangkok) and the
following are friendly to western males:

Cyclone (close to the American Hospital) is a famous institution in
Dubai. A large open-plan club with several bars and a dance floor, it
is busy every night from early until very late. There are a huge number
of girls here, with an invisible line right down the centre – CIS girls
to the right, PRC girls to the left. I never did see anyone dancing on
the floor, just guys circulating around and taking their pick. It is
usually right down to business and then off to local hotels. The PRC
girl section is much more aggressive. Overall quality is between 5-8.
I did meet a 8.5 Russian after visiting on 2 nights and had a good time
but not the level of intimate service you get used to in Bangkok. I
paid 1000 Dhs for one night (10,000 baht!) which was huge, but the
going rate for this quality of girl in Dubai and obviously she has
plenty of customers willing to pay since she drove me back to my hotel
in her new Jeep van, and told me about her vacations to Mauritius and
the Seychelles!

editor – Curious here folks. Any symbolism to the line in regards to the way they use the line at Eden?

York International Hotel – has a large open plan club that is busy from
about 9pm onwards. Not as good a quality as Cyclone generally, and a
lot less CIS girls – with many here from Africa. I picked up a 8.5 girl
from Djibouti who looked like a young Whitney Houston and had a great
time at Thai levels of service all night for 500 Dhs. As a result, I
like this place (!), but the quality pickings are slim – lots of 4-7
girls from Africa and PRC here. I was just lucky, as I gambled on
picking this girl up as she was leaving and I was arriving on the
assumption there would not be better inside, and I turned out right
(for once).

editor – What a pig. U don’t even bother going in the club but grab one on the way out? Sounds like our buddy who frequents the short time hotels looking for girls after they have already done their deed and been paid. he he.

Other places that are supposed to be like York that I never got to
sample include Goodfellas bar at the Regal Plaza Hotel, the Burbon Bar
at Arif Castle Hotel, the Arbat Russian club on the top floor of the
Carlton Tower Hotel, a bar in the President Hotel and another bar in
the Imperial Suites. You read very different reports on these clubs – I
guess everyone has a unique experience, the girls cycle through
continuously and timing is everything!

There are a large number of night clubs in Dubai. Rumours in Ramada
Bur-Dubai, the Stars Stuido club in the Sheraton in Deira and the
Premiere disco in the Hyatt Regency were all good, but got going very
late and charged a lot just to get in. There were quite a few 8-9
mostly Russian/CIS girls in these places.

I also visited an Indian Club right next to the Hard Rock Café one
night rather late. I was looking for Amnesia which gets good reviews,
but I think I ended up in Yarba or Al-Abaya club instead (I was a bit
hazy by this time of night). It was a strange place, a restaurant
converted to club late in the evening, with very few Western men in
there. It had about 30-40 CIS girls, half of whom were at least 8 and a
few were 10 – -no other way to describe them! Amazing – but I was with
my African girl so never found out the prices. But here I saw at least
2-3 of the best looking women I have seen this year anywhere.

editor – So this is like stepping out to get a good english curry but instead finding the place full of hot women but yet u bring your own TV dinner? Or something like that.

Bottom line – my time in Dubai made me curious to get to Eastern Africa
and the Ukraine/Russia to see where all these girls come from!! There
is a lively scene in Dubai, with a great deal of variety that you don’t
get in Bangkok. And take plenty of cash, there is no escaping it -
Dubai is expensive – especially for those of us used to Bangkok.

editor – My plan is to accept donations via paypal so that I can fly to Dubai, verify this information and systematically shag as many women as I can. Then I will write about it so all of u know where to go. Sounds like it will save everyone a lot of time and trouble. Doing it for the team…