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Just an average week – Part 1- By ROLLN

Posted by ROLLN | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on December 14th, 2011

Another Roller-Coaster ride from the legend we know as ROLLN.  For those who may not believe some of this, like they don’t believe YP’s tales,  trust me, these guys leave a lot of stuff out! – admin.

Week two gets its start. (What the hell happened to week 1?-ed.) I go to Pattaya with some friends that are working a venue for a few days. I drop vit A during the car ride, and I can’t wait to arrive so I’m going nuts in the car. I hit up Alcatraz go-go. Soon as I get there, one of my best buddies (who is not here) regular girls comes to sit with me. She is hot but out of the countless whores my friend bangs that he won’t care about, I know him well enough to know this one will irritate him. She asks if I can pay her barfine so she can go dance with us later. I don’t have a problem with that. She has scouted girls for me on a previous mission. I wish someone would have stopped me. This ended up being a dumb ass idea. For the rest of the night she put out a weird (he’s mine bitch) vibe and it was pushing girls away instead of pulling them in. I got totally tossed on alcohol and tramadol. Ended up back at our rooms calling the local African at 5am but it doesn’t work out.

Everyone went their separate ways, and I ended up sleeping on my couch because this girl got in my bed naked after I told her we were not fucking several times. I had to stick to my guns on this one. I fucked up letting her come with us in the first place.

The next day, I have some jolly rancher candy made with vitamin green oil. I give it out to the boys, its very strong and it totally floors everyone, and then laying near the pool was even too much work. Vitamin A snaps me out of it and a friend came to pick me up and we went to Diamond a go-go. He tells me this is where you find the best looking go-go girls in P-Town. I’m sure that’s a matter of opinion.

A girl with huge real titties sets her sights on me. I’m into it. These have to be the biggest natural yet healthy, no droop at all titties that I have ever seen. Pui tells me that she is a coyote girl from Bkk and that her bar fine is 2600. She then goes on to say that she knows I’m not going to pay that, but maybe we could meet up tomorrow? She has no illusions that the barfine is going to get paid. She wasn’t pushy at all and I got a good feeling about her, after a while I said,,, I will pay the barfine. If I get out of paying her later, it will still be a good deal. We left and went to Lucifer’s, then back to the room.  Earlier I had taken that vit A and a few red bulls at the bar so I was a bit pumped up. I threw this girl around like she was weightless, and she was kind of a big girl. I guess she was impressed with the roughness. I never end up paying her, she just wants taxi money and says she will be back in Bkk in 10 days, and will call
me. I don’t care….

Next night I hit up What’s Up go-go with 2 buddies. I barfine a curvy one and head upstairs but it was a total failure on my part, not sure what happened but I was totally unable to sprout one. I wasn’t drunk yet, but he just wanted to relax I suppose. I walk back into the bar with my hat riding low covering my face. Grab my boys and leave.

End up back at Diamond again, Pui introduces me to Ann. Ann is a banging, blonde, very faired skinned, different build than the other girls, again flawless titties. She says she is also from Bkk and is Pui’s roommate. Pui’s angle was to get me to buy drinks for her friend. But I quickly decided that I didn’t need Pui anymore, Ann is the shit. I tell Ann she is mine tonight. She says please just take Pui. She is going to be upset. I don’t care, I want you! I stay till after close and party a little VIP style with some guys I met in the bar and then leave with Ann & Pui without paying the 2600 barfine.

Pui gives us a ride in her car to my room. She looks really bummed. But I ignore it and thank her for the ride and go in my room with Ann. Ann was great, just stunning face and body. No problems this time, I smashed on that for hours after sun up.  Slept 1 hour and then Ann woke me up to say basically I want money, without actually saying it. Some days I just shut the door on them when they pull that timid shit. But Ann is smoking and I’m pretty sure I want to see her again. 3K later I’m trying to fall back asleep but it’s one of those days your feeling pretty proud of the bitch you just fucked, even though you paid for it. So you get up and just start partying a victory lap around town.

Various bars later, I head back to Walking St. about 10pm I go to Heaven Above. I grab Nok and go back to my room. Nok says she doesn’t stay long time ever, but I wish she would. Nok is super cute. She is one of the girls in the bar’s ads. Busted one super easy on this cutie. She leaves, I have some Thai friends come pick me up and we go drink some whiskey and do bumps in their front yard and reminisce about a recently lost friend. I sleep about one hour and I have get up and go straight to a funeral where I’m not only hung over, I’m guilt ridden & depressed, but also out in the direct sunlight for about five straight hours and drinking. Epically fucking miserable day.

When I get back to my room, I’m really feeling like crap and manic from no sleep and only booze for liquids the last week. I shower and check out, I get about five steps from the desk and I sneeze. OH FUCK,,, I just shit my shorts! I make a crazy bow legged dash for the lobby men’s room. I get my shorts and everything else off just in time before it gets on everything. I have all my packed clothes in my bag on my back. But I can’t use the sink because there is no door on the men’s room. You can see straight to the front desk from the sink. Wouldn’t you know it? The only western toilet in Thailand that doesn’t have a effing sprayer. Toilet paper is simply not enough… I’m forced to dip my hands into the toilet. Yep I did it… Had to. Not exactly an episode of Survivor with Bear Grills but an unfortunate decision to make.

Unless I wanted to rent a new room standing buck naked at the desk while covered with alcohol in shit form. I changed and I tossed my clothes in the trash and walked out.   My driver is right there, let’s go, we have to go now… Feeling like I needed to make a “clean” get away I got right in the car for a long drive just rank and dirty as hell. I’m really giving a fuck at this moment.

I get stuck in a four hour traffic jam on my way back to Bkk. It sucks but could be worse. I can’t wait to get to my room. I have Nan & Ball stashed there waiting for my return. You have to plan ahead! I was so happy to see that shower when I arrived. I needed a break, I think I just cup-caked the girls for rest of the night. Next night I end up at RCA. In Slim hanging in the back DJ booth I meet Von or Vor?  Something, Aussie born Viet girl. Very hot. I get her number and make some plans for the next night. She says you’re not going to call me.  And you know what?  I didn’t.

Getting lazy, I don’t need dates, I just need ass and I would just rather pay if I’m only here for a few weeks. Time is money. The following day another friend is supposed to arrive from Cali. Me and my Japanese buddy grab a taxi about 9pm to swoop him up at the airport. We got one of those insane early 20’s taxi drivers with some performance modifications on the car. This guy was going so fucking fast and we were laughing sliding around in the back. Then we got on the toll way, this dude was blasting through traffic. He pulled up to a group of cars ahead of him going at speed then nosed up to the car directly in front of him and pushed him out of the way by force and almost spun him out. My bro and I look at each other like Oh Shit! Both of us start bracing ourselves for an accident. Driver then pulls the same stunt on two more cars. We were just speechless but I’m enjoying it. I’m usually the terrifying driver. The dude never once looked back at us the whole trip. We pull up curbside and I gave him a pat on the shoulder with the baht and said good job man that was awesome. He turned to me and gave me a big smile and nodded. I don’t think this guy was drunk or on drugs. I think he was bored and wanted a reaction out of us.

So I find my friend, he’s a brand newbie to the LOS. I can’t wait to freak him out.  Back to the hotel. He checks in and then comes to my other friend’s room. Then Nan & Ball come down from my room to join us. He took one look at them and said, Holy shit dude, they’re fucking tiny, what the fuck? We partake in some warm up booze and enhancements and then we get motorcy’s over to NEP and go straight to Rainbow 4. It was well after midnight on Sunday so it wasn’t shining in its full glory. Still there were some cuties around. Enough for my boy to know it’s about to be a real good week. We went over to AW. My friend says “Can you tell me which one you haven’t fucked, so I can take that one please.” After about 30 minutes, he decides which one he wants and yes, I had been there before. I go ask her to talk to my friend. She didn’t really like that; she thought I was going to ask for myself, even though I arrived with 2 girls.

The girl and my buddy strike a deal and my other buddy grabs his standby showgirl Bee. They want to go to Insomnia. I decline, and go back to my room with Nan & Ball. Then, my buddy calls and says stop being a bitch and come meet us at Insomnia.

Ok, I taxi over there, I get one foot out the taxi door and the club closes for some reason or another. Waste of time. Then the 7 of us went back to my room and drank rum like pirates and eventually passed out.

The next week was a lot of the same type stuff. Drinking, Enhancements, Girls, oh yeah!  Come the following Thursday, a friend is having a bachelor party. I should probably keep this information discreet but… It really is the highlight of the story. We kidnapped him off the street on his way to work with a black bag over his head and threw him in a van with 2 girls. There was originally 3 girls but one showed up in her school uniform and I was told that since we were all going out she might not be allowed in some spots dressed like that. So they sent her off. I’m still scratching my head about this one? Why the fuck not? Really?? I think they were 12K each. So I think also budget came into it, because they were the “expensive photogenic type”.  Let it be known a hottie was sent home without pay because she showed up in a school girl uniform! We followed in another van, and partied our ass off all the way to Pattaya.

We pull up to the Penthouse, We rent about six rooms. I think I had the Siam Royal suite?? Two room suite right by the grotto. I have never been in this place, but I’m really digging it. The hallways look like crazy Captain Nemo with horrible taste in color. Got into my room and I jumped up on the Jacuzzi and grabbed one of the metal grip hangers on the ceiling, and the ceiling just crumbled away and the bar dropped into my hands. Oops, looking around like Mr Bean, where do I hide this? I immediately recall Notorious BMG’s Penthouse tale and I yell to my buddy. “Don’t touch that window!!”

To be continued……