The final stretch…..
Posted by Daywalker | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on November 20th, 2011
We’re now entering the final week for our visitors. It’s been a mad few weeks, many laughs, many troubles and even a few tears!
Bruce lived out a few chapters of Private Dancer, Jonas fell in love, Canadian boys showed how they can grow mustaches and eat hot sause, YP showed that even he eventually needs sleep. Tosh flew in and flew out. Spats kept his unbroken record of not staying out past 9pm, Resident Ernie showed us how to keep 5 drunken naked girls entertained and Rolln set a record for leaving a girl in his room whilst he popped out for toothpaste. (do they sell it in the plaza?)
So we’ve been doing the rounds as you may know. Most nights see us do a little Nana run. As always Pretty Lady and Anglewitch are on the route. Always fun and always entertaining.
A few of the guys hit Insomnia, swing, spicy and some just hit the golden mile. All had fun I am sure.
We have some stories to tell and some stories to keep to ourselves. I shall have a go at telling Bruces story if I can stop laughing long enough.
Meanwhile, life goes on at the Mango. Hopefully things will clam down a little this week as people start to fall.
Normal service will be resumed soon. I have some reader submissions in the queue… will post soon.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Well, I went solo all day on Monday. Checked in, hit the gym then the mango around 4. Then a few out front of the plaza and I was off to ...
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A November to Remember Part Two - By Deptstar
"your really black" hahaha, and really fat....
Good one debtstar!
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Did a couple of all nighters this week. As after hours is concerned, Insomnia Bangkok is king in my book. There were plenty of freelancer...
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
:)
Yup - wheels up in a week - ...
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
I hope you keep the fortnightly updates going. It's a good read and something most (any?) other bars don't do. I used to frequent the 'Ol...
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
CTG - June 9th is the party. There will be a separate post about it soon - I am just waiting on some final details.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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Sounds like Little house on the prairie could somebody jot down some details for god sake. u guys sound like u are in the spa all day
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Two items to mention. First, went to a club called Mix in the Intercontinental Hotel last week for the first time. If you’re looking for a “before hours” freelancer disco, this is a pretty good option. One big main room with a DJ and a back smoking room playing 80s and old disco. Very reminiscent of CM2 Novotel in Siam Square in it’s early days. Thai and Russian freelancers about. Closed at 4. Just another option to explore and it’s only five minutes from Nana in Chit Lom on Suk.
Second, was seriously impressed with Vegas GoGo on the 3rd floor in Nana Plaza. They are slowly building up to be the most popular GoGo in Nana. An Angelwitch on steroids with easily the best shows in a large venue. I was blown away by the professionalism and transitions of the shows. One or two of the show girls are professional caliber and show interest in only the shows, which was a big turn on for me. What really did it for me was the contrast in the end of the night music played from your normal GoGo. Normally, the pop Isaan songs come on and the girls liven up a bit. The other night in Vegas the DJ put on a song from Chicago and that’s what livened up the girls. Too early to tell, but with it’s new design it’s on it’s way.
View all comments by pmmp
Sadly I missed the Vegas shows and I’ll have to wait, god, three or four weeks before I can try again. The horror. I will say the place looks like someone turned over a very, very large pot of gold and poured it into the place. Two floors, brand new lights, a sound system that doesn’t sound like the plywood speakers I built in junior high school.
Fun fact from the party. A very cool cat who claims to be a blog lurker but not poster found out who I was and decided to nickname me ‘Scampy’ If you’ve met me in terms of physiognomy and personality no name could possibly be less appropriate. Funny stuff.
It was fun to catch up with the ones I know, and fun to meet a few of those I didn’t, and yes I mean you NurseRon. However, I have one really, really serious question to ask. ROLLN, did you actually get the toothpaste? Cause if you went back after all I saw you drink and what I saw bouncing on your knee and said to matey girl, 100% deadpan, ‘I’ll tell you what sweetheart, this town is a BITCH to find a tube of toothpaste’ then you won even more of my admiration.
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YP is missing. Not answering his phone, bat sign or positive thoughts that we are sending.
One L.B too many?
View all comments by Daywalker
“Hopefully things will clam down a little this week…”
Haha, yeah, I arrive in less than two weeks, and I’m definitely looking forwarded to lots of clam…yukyuk.
View all comments by ratchada
…and I get there in less than 4, loaded up with vodka, viagra and vitamins…
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I wouldn’t worry about YP. He tends to go off the grid now and then.
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@Scampy: Ok mate please excuse my gold fish attention and memory span? Were you the dude in attendance to the Nana run post BM up stairs bash? I can recall pmmp, WW, DW, ROLLN and you? Either way, for those who were there did we go to “Vegas”? Life gets a little fuzzy post Billboard and that cutie with the rack and braces! BTW she’s my model spec if there ever was a mother to little nR monkeys!
Sad to report was unable to drag her back to Patts for a week of bliss(at least for me). but did manage to net a couple of alternates from said venue and just slapped em both back on a song toa heading to the bus back to BKK! Was an interesting couple of days, but their still not real lesbians, yet?
Gotta say though having a set and lost a set of new spects now I can’t see shit within 18 inches from my nose? Getting old just fucking sucks!
Currently still vaing for ambassadorship gig here in Patts but should be finishing my work here on the 28th so for those that are still around BKK, be warned I’ll be back in Lower Suk!
@my nocal brother ROLLN, I found your tooth paiste. I was hiding under the bubbles of that busty teenager I was so impressed with!??
Cheers and out!
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@NR – that was, indeed, your very own Scampering Jack Wilshere. I believe you peeled off a bit early and missed Vegas, but I think you might have fallen in love with a sudsy little strumpet as we were moving on.
VERY glad you got the toothpaste sorted for ROLLN. I was quite concerned.
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
@sir ScJW: Cheers! We’ve met before though no? regarding the bathing maiden,
I’ve already called my lawyer for the K1! Unfortunately he needs a bit more info aside from her current employer,badge number and my testaments for her generously appointed chest and braces? My service girl buddy doesn’t know her well since she’s reported to be fresh from the Mo Chit bus depot! Mmmmmha… Will have write that down when I come back to barfine her properly…Funny thing sitting there with WW, he just doesn’t see it? That’s why he and I are good crawl mates, we seldom find a common taste in our girls…
Shame we lost you guys, was so near closing though I’m doubtful Vegas would have had much of an impression on me either way.
Hope to hit it again with you before I retreat back to SoCal…
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nR stayed behind at Billboard, but I stayed behind at Straps, which is possibly my new favorite in small go go bars. Located on 2nd floor of Nana where Cathouse used to be, it was full of dirty little strumpets with good attitudes on Saturday night. I stayed behind at first to buy a drink for a lithe girl who was dancing a set, but moved my sights onto a tall, buxom, flat tummied girl showing about 5 inches of ass-crack above her micro-denim shorts. Bought her a drink and spent 20 minutes or so touching her body, but her damned phone kept ringing and she kept going out to the balcony to answer it. I finally got frustrated and left.
Saw nurseRon and his tart in Billboard (definitely not my taste), then went looking for the gang but didn’t guess that they’d be in Vegas. Wish I’d have figured it out cause I’ve enjoyed it on my two prior visits and I’d love to go back.
When the plaza closed down I grabbed a burger from the burger cart — something I haven’t done in more than a year. A quick, but decent 90-minute run through NEP.
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I woke up to Nan & Mee holding toothbrushes and asking me where the paste was. I just shrugged?? Nan says “i go to seven, u need something?” I went back to sleep smirking.
Fellas, i made the mother of all fuck ups. When i got up to leave pmmp & sjw at spankys with my new ugly freind. My BB called wifey! She heard the entire short time mish. Afterwards im ordering a nana burger and i get the call from hell. Appologizing profusely while eating a burger and fending off lb’s. Thats multi-tasking! Luckily she hung up on me after 20 minutes of abuse, and let me continue with my night!
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Ahhh memories…Seeing the purist form of food bliss as I met Werewolf at the front of the Plaza precisely the moment he received his heaving Nana Burger. Being part of two ROLLN anecdotes. Watching perhaps one of the best UFC fights ever, live with YP and the gang. Meeting NurseRon’s future wife amongst the suds of Nana. Hearing about how he has to work tomorrow as a withered Scampering Jack holding his tiny little weekend bag headed off to the airport post-Hendo-Rua. Hearing the Noobs tale of how his almost-love busted into his hotel room to find him in bed with another. Disabling a hardcore pro Pretty Lady GoGo girl with Daywalker via countless shots of Tequila. And somewhere in the middle of that I had a serious bout of food poisoning. Always good to come out the other end alive.
View all comments by pmmp
@pmmp , not everyone can come out smelling like the prettiest girl in the disco when they first encounter their bewitching BG(albeit in beer goggles). I dare say nor will it be my last.
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Spewing I missed all this,Pmmp you still on the same number?
View all comments by KhunKunta
this is all starting to sound like a new hit reality show on MTv? Arca get on it!
Bummer I missed the fight, would have been like the old days back when the dragon was king and YP was DT-ing in the bar instead of in some dark alley. ended up sleeping on a floor way out past O Nut with my Billboard buddies and a 3rd roomate that had a nasty cold.? I like ROLLN’s tag team idea! If I could figure out how to get it to run on this piece of shit iPad I have a subscription to the UFC archives?
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@Bruce: I’m sure it won’t. BTW, my Normal sms’d me the day after you left and said she had a Uni friend for you. I kid you not.
@KK: Ya geeeezza. My liver fears saying this, but yes, still at the same number.
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Just got an SMS from YP saying that he just borrowed my razor as he needed to shave the bum fluff off his chin. Confused me a bit, as the only razor that is in my bathroom is the razor my girl uses to shave her box with.
Nice.
View all comments by Daywalker
@pmmp: damit always happens when I’m gone, hey I’d be happy to make contact via correspondence if Uni gal likes, DW has my details
@DW: so what do you use to get that noggin of yours so baby smooth?
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Back at my desk. It’s effing freezing in SF. Walking in the door at home I was expecting an old fashioned phillipino knife fight. But I only found a broken hearted Thai girl, which hurt much worse. Good thing Im taking her to Miami on Friday. That should fix it (fingers crossed), my Thai trips are going to be very complex from now on…
None the less, I had a great time with the Mango boys. Was expecting to see YP more, or was I?
@ DW we never did get too nasty. Always next time!
NurseRon and I had a nice run in Patts, highlight of the trip. Ron, I havent forgotten about Atomic, Damn she was fine.
The second highlight was I managed to have only paid 4 of the 15 girls I encountered and I actually returned with cash still in pocket for once.
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sounds like i missed a hell of a run. whos going to do the first write up? my shenanigans arent all that stellar as i got too tied up with my stocktrading honey…
View all comments by cam
Ah ROLLN, sorry to hear that. One thing I’ll say for the newer Android phones, it might have been their intention, but it’s nearly impossible to pocket dial the things. I’m thinking of rooting mine for the next version of the OS which has face recognition, and my pocket (I hope) looks very unlike my face.
I’m the last one to write this trip up. It sounds like I had less fun than anyone, save the Shogun-Hendo fight was was truly epic. My next arrival will be the day Mary and Joseph were casting about for lodgings with our Lord and Savior due any moment. Dec. 24th can’t come soon enough.
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
ROLLN, yeah, I had a few things planned, but we needed a smaller ‘group’ to do that. The smaller the group doing the shenanigans, = the bigger group available to bail us out of jail.
nuff said!
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@DW, what ! you let your girl shave, I thought we were the only non-Nipons that dig those wolfy hooches?
I remember last year when the boy tried to knock the lint off his mug! Looked like he’d gone around too many with a fucking cheetah, literally hunks on meat were missing from the sides of his neck and face. He’d start to sweat and the scabs were non stop weeping serous plasma…Ouch! I would have thought he’d given up…
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nR,
Are you kidding me? No one likes a girl sporting a burst mattress in her pants.
The boy doesn’t need to use a razor.. one of the soi cats (LB’s) could lick that off his face.
View all comments by Daywalker
@DW, actually yes I am totally kidding you! Given my overwhelming love for Japanese AV every once in a while it just amazes me how such fair creatures can be sporting a retro 70s lower do? Some of those girls must have Italian or Turkish blood in their family, pure Asians just aren’t that furry…
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@ PMMP I went to the Vegas Ago Go a couple of weeks back, thought it was good and had decided and agreed to bar fine a pretty gal but was put off by the pushy mama san who insisted on negotiating/stating the short time price, 2000 bht. This has happened alot recently notably twice at Sheba’s on Soi Cowboy. At the short time hotel near SC on Asoke the Sheba bar girl told me she couldn’t boom boom cos she was too sore and she couldn’t give me a BJ just a HJ. And she still wanted 2000 baht. I was irritated but also felt sorry for her. Is it the business of the mamasan to state a price without guaranteeing a service? I may want to pay more not less but anyway when this happened about 3 weeks ago at the Vegas I just cancelled the arrangement’s, check billed and left. It happened on Soi yamahato in Pats also a few weeks ago. I was just about to leave when a mama san/ bar girl started to interfere and state a price the same in fact as the girl and I had already agreed on, 1000bht. But I told her it was none of her business, cancelled the arrangement, check billed and left not before telling the girl I was in fact going to tip her 2000 thousand which she had lost cos’ of her nosy mama san/friend. So recently I have noticed a lot of this interference and do not tolerate it. So for that reason I do not rate the Vegas so much nor sheba’s. I am just so fucking tired of being told what to do in Thailand and what I can’t do. My bank The Bank of Ayudaya treated me like a cunt as did the staff of sandy springs hotel of Soi 13 Pattaya. I gave up on Jai yen yen and had to shout and table thump to get anything done. ” Can not” seems to be the national catch phrase and I got pissed of with Thai arrogance and shit service this holiday. I was relieved to get back to Basra back to the rag heads who I usually despise. The Thais are pimps, hustlers, whores and smiling sharks. And it is so expensive now. But I know I will be back.
View all comments by The Lurcher
@ Scampy,,, Yeah It’s time to re-up on phone technology. A few bizarro things happened with my phone that night, but I will save it for a write up. I swear if there are Thai spirits, there is one in my phone. Maybe I should start leaving out incense & small drinks for it at night. It probably doesnt like the San Mig/Tequilla flavoured toothpaste.
@ DW,,, Yes Sir. Spoken like a professional.
YP finally called me back, 2 days after my return to farang land. You guy’s gonna make sure he goes home?
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@Lurcher, your starting to sound a bit jaded mate but I to have noticed an overall dip customer service across the board. Problem being where else can you go? Obviously a fact the service rendering Thai’s are also aware of…In keeping with market laws I suppose sharing our personal experiences will have some effect but keeping with the unusual Thai mind set if business dips they’ll just raise their prices to adjust for the loss of volume? Go figure but then again I’ve never ran a bar of pmmped out girls so what do I know? To our advantage, if it is that, the overwhelming supply of selection options should still out number the duds. My point, find what works for you and stick with it? But that’s kinda like marriage…belay my last I know nothing except to make sure I bring 4 times my expected budget for the night and even then come up short on occasion…
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Never mind the barfines and price of short/long times. What REALLY pisses me off is the ATM’s. Why is it all over the world, the machine returns your card before dispensing your cash, but here… oh no… the card is returned a few minutes later – assuming you’ve not already walked off down the road with your money ready to negotiate with a ladyboy or two.
View all comments by Daywalker
@Lurcher: I hear ya. I’m the same way. In this case, if that happened to me in Vegas I would have told the girl and the mamasan to take a hike. I would have then voiced my displeasure to the farang Manager. Yes, they do have one of them at Vegas now. Vegas is one of the new acquisitions of the same owner(s) that bought Angelwitch (bkk and patts), Billboard, DC-10, and Nana Liquid. Not sure they would have done anything about my complaint but they should know that their Mamasan is getting in the way.
Still, I would go to Vegas for the shows and just bring along company if I wanted. I happened to be obsessing over a Dancer that wouldn’t give me the time of day. She isn’t even that hot but she’s got the right swagger and wants nothing to do with me. What more could you want?
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So is that the function of the farang Mgr?
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BTW, why do we still have mama sans? Seems to be just another level of overhead, no?
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Rumour has it the owner of Vegas/Billboard/Anglewitch has purchased the head lease for Nana together with 3 other USA investors. They have 30 years and intend fixing the place up. Any others heard the same?
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@nurseRon: I think you still need the Mamasans for overall girl management and for noobs, and since they are part of the mgmt., namely the girl you want to bang’s Manager, you just have to deal with them. I haven’t had a glass ashtray thrown at me in a long time so after a while you just get used to dealing with them, as I’m sure you’re already aware of. As for the farang Manager, it depends on what scope you define for him. This particular one seems to be floating between Billboard and Vegas and doesn’t schmooze much with the customers but seems to be making sure the overall operations are flowing. Dave the Rave also floats between a few now and does a bit more schmoozing. Both, I assume, would hear you out if you had problems with the Mamasan.
@ernie: Could be. I’ve heard a few different stories about a US group purchasing the land but no confirms yet. All I can tell you is that the Vegas/Billboard… team are an extremely confident bunch and are making a serious move.
View all comments by pmmp
@nurseRon It’s not the amount of money that is being requested that I object to. People will know from my submissions that I am generous to a fault. It is the principal of a an agreed and agreeable transaction being interfered with by an unneeded unwanted cow who is just trying to get a cut of the bar girl’s money by pretending to help her. Jaded maybe but I did not go back to Sheba’s to complain and get the girl into trouble. She did not return to Sheba’s but probably to her Thai boyfriend to have a pipe of crazy stuff. Technically she ripped off her bar more than me. In all the three instances of interference I referred to all was going swimmingly well until an outside party stuck their nose in my and the girl’s business for no good reason other than pretend concern.
Anyway: Higher prices I can deal with. Worse service I can deal with. But in combination It is irksome. An amusing example is a girl from the Sweet Mango massage parlour, a dingy MP on a small soi off soi 33. I first went there for Cos Play but it was a bit disappointing. I introduced the girl Beem to the joy of anal sex. I gave her lots of custom in an all but dead MP with no customers and she texted me a lot when I was back at work in the ME and asked to see me on her day off at my hotel when I was next in BKK. When this arrangement came to pass she remonstrated with me and sulked because I did not shag her properly and just wanted a 69 BJ. So on my next holiday I avoided the dick diminishing enhancements and fucked her hard for a long time. Well she wasn’t too pleased about that either. On my next leave I called to see her at the dingy Sweet Mango and she was not very cooperative- poor performance- poor BJ and when i offered her more for her arse she just wanted too much. I was neither angry or irritated but indeed quite amused by her explanation of her demand for a further 2000 baht on top of the first 2000 payment. She hadn’t had enough customers! It was at this moment I noticed a small but powerful magnifying class nearby and I asked what it was for, to which she answered: ” Looking at pussy.” For a moment I thought she meant for medical check ups then I got it! So I said to her: ” For yellow man, for Japanese man to look at your pussy?” “Yes” she replied: “they give me 5000 baht.” Anyway have a look at the eccentric website http://sweetmango.x.fc2.com/girls_e.html/ the only website that uses photoshop to make the girls look ugly. Later on one of my walkabouts around this time, in the same area I found a fantastic new MP and had a Reon Kadena lookalike. So all was not lost. Unfortunately I forgot her name but had another delightful girl there anyway and went back twice more. Ironically this skilled beauty was called Nam so when people ask me about water problems in BKK three weeks ago I just mutter vaguely whilst thinking about the tight buttocks of Nam descending on to my face and the pointed tip of my tongue edging into her perfectly shaped anus. Jaded indeed!
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I had late night (yes, after 9pm) run to Nana yesterday. Hit Vegas and Billboard. Both were absolutely ram packed. A good vibe running through both places and not particularly mercenary. Also popped into Mandarin (saw Bruce’s ex-wife) and down also over to DC10 which seems to be dying a slow death. No sign of YP on any of the back stairs near cascades, though one of the ladies (ahem) did ask whether RickMasters was coming back anytime soon…
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@Spats – Your killing me.
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@spats: you funny sheep shagger, who let you out after 9pm, did you finally finish your homework like a good boy and decide celebrate with a few shandies(big bloke like you needing to water down his beer, pffft) as for my ex-wife you must be mistaken because she said she would never work in a bar or gogo, never ever. Oh and that was a LB sitting in your lap the other night(not even a pretty one at that, don’t how u guys could have fuck her/him/it?)
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@Lurcher, I hear you and I couldn’t have said it better! Sadly I’m a sucker for the plastic GFE by the hour/day, and all to often drag them off to some Island or resort. when the business lines become blurred is when I experience my greatest disappointments! For some reason as we golfers can attest to, it only takes one good shot and our faith in the fantasy for satiation is a new? Yet it ends the same time after time…if anyones got a better place in mind do tell!
cheers mate!!!
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@nurseRon Thank you for your thoughtful reply. You have an astute insight into the pitfalls of the blurring of lines between business and heart feelings but this has nothing to do with the exchange rate, Thai Xenophobia, Thai arrogance, lack of education and the complete absence of any kind of scruples or moral compass – a reflection of Thai society. For sexpats and sex tourists like ourselves this amorality is a good deal and it is the only reason to visit the place but I notice in my travels around the world where expat Thais live in communities, having been given the chance to get out of ‘The Life’ they continue being whores, betraying and being unfaithful to their farang husbands, smoking, drinking, gambling and ultimately selling themselves to get out of debt,usually to expat Thai men, who they prefer to their farang husbands anyway, or perhaps worse taking on Arab, Asian and Farang kiks (depending on the country) and showering them with gifts and with money from their husbands’ salary or money made on their backs. I did not used to believe the cliche ” You can take the girl out of the bar but you can’t take the bar out of the girl. ” Now I feel it to be true. Their mendacity is only matched by the contempt for the farang men they marry. I always know my thai GFE is a plastic economic relationship and that she is a prostitute. The main issue for me is the current expense of Thailand, the rudeness and the shit service and the daily dose of contempt and disrespect that is dished to us on a regular basis. They treat us like c****s because we let them. But that is unsurprising I guess when you come to understand how Thais really treat each other behind the wais and the smiles.
A better place? Maybe a grim desert border outpost on the Iraq border or a grimey suburb on a rainy night in Salford………..anywhere becomes preferable to the manic fantasies of fun currently on offer in Thailand. For me it is too expensive, I am not short of money, but I have to put too much effort into generating the fun but………maybe I will be back in Bangkok sometime in the future for specialist sexual services. However, I would no more allow myself to have feelings for a Thai woman, whore or Hi So than I would eat a shit and glass sandwich because they are immutably hardwired to betray and whore themselves, trapped in the nightmare of their own culturally generated nightmare psyche . I could go on but I won’t as it is just something one has to learn for oneself. It is the same kind of insight you get when you wake up painfully, surrounded by brown stained silver paper, glass pipes and syringes and you know it has to stop because it is not really fun anymore. Just stopping is being in a better place.
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That’s put the downer on the air ticket I just purchased this morning …..
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@Lurcher, it hasn’t got that bad for me, yet? My only real point being with blurring the lines of transaction and affection was I would not a hold a stranger on the street to the same standard as I do with someone I’ve spent time, money and intimate contact with. Althoughh I do continually find my self ultimately disappointed in the end by those that I considered myself to be a friend to. In reality your observations are a bit too accurate for a thinking, feeling person to stomach. I guess that’s why we attempt to escape for a moment or two? But agreed, if we become driven by our compulsions and not the other way around, it does just stop being fun! But not yet for me anyway…Keep looking mate, there’s got to be something out there for everyone!
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BTW, hey DocB, too bad we missed you for the gathering. Perhaps another B-day theme bash? That was fun!
cheers!!!
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Thanks for the thought NR – I seem to have timed my visits badly – But I’m turning up a few days before New Years eve on the basis that there will almost certainly be a damn good party somewhere
There was an understanding that the next Star Trek Movie would automatically generate a BM party – bad news is that the original release date (July-ish) looks like it will slip as they haven’t started filming yet
View all comments by Doctorbond
I’m sure it would no arm twisting to pmmp for another Star Trek party! Perhaps DW could even convince his pretty Ladie recruits to show up in character. That actually would be pretty hot having a bunch of strippers doing their thing in the old retro original federation uniforms, boots and hair do’s included! Maybe the movie release will just have wait?
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This is why I run a ‘small’ business – I just can’t think out of the box
I’m in – the movie can wait – bring on the strippers !
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“That actually would be pretty hot having a bunch of strippers doing their thing in the old retro original federation uniforms, boots and hair do’s included!”
A typical Tuesday night at the pmmp den. Where do you think all of those uniforms are from the original party?
@ernie: An update on the Nana Plaza Owner Soap, As the Spinner Turns, it seems that the land was bought by a Brit. The new US Angelwitch/Billboard… team is not involved. The new Brit owner apparently has pretty aggressive plans for jacking up the rents as well so things are a bit uneasy with the current owners.
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@NR – If there is an Lt. Uhura involved I’ll fly in again, absolutely no doubt. And she best be limber, because I have a whole bunch of clever ideas for what we’re going to do to each other.
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@ pmmp ole bud !! – glad to hear you are taking care of the Trek uniforms – can I suggest a trip to the dry-cleaners at some point before July?
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I’m sure some where in all of the plaza a suitable Uhura could be found? Kinda surprised you don’t hear of more bars/gogos playing with theme nights more often given how much fun everyone has with the holiday themes (Halloween, Christmas). Stumbled upon a bunch of Japanese Cosplay video on Youtube and those are hot!
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@pmmp, dude can we bring a few with us on the next Natarre run? I promise no bubble bath or lube stains!
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@NR – if we can get a crinkly nose on the right girl I’m happy to to TNG if she’ll tell me she’s Ensign Ro Laren. Ask around, I’m ecumenical in my tastes.
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Bajorans definitely work for me. I’m sure we can find the crinkly nose that your girl for the evening can wear whenever it suits you. Ensign Ro was certainly one of the hottest of the Bajorans but have you seen her lately? She now has a crinkly everything.
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@PMMP – have not seen photographic evidence of the decline of any of the Bajorans, but it happens to the best of us. Still, from TNG there really is only one super hottie. Dr. Crusher. Redheads. If you gotta go white, it’s the only option.
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Dr. Crusher????? OMG, I’m speechless. Over 7 of 9? BTW, I’d like to put 7 of my 9 in…okay, weak joke. Anyway, Dr Crusher? Dude.
Being this thread has wound out of control, I’d like to put a shout out to Cactus John and his Ribs. If you recall a piece from OnNutter here, he talks about the experience. Well, I just experienced the Ribs for the first time tonight.
For 300 baht you get a side of Ribs that is just obscene. Also, mac and cheese, and a big slice of lemon meringue pie. It was a surreal dining experience being served by topless little hotties while the full nude dancers did their thing. CACTUS JOHN IS A LIVING LEGEND! There, I said it. Get out to Soi Cowboy and support this man. The food specials happen on Tues and Thur. He has a mailing list that I need to get on where he gives a head’s up on what’s coming. The place was full and he sold out so get there around 8:00 to get a seat with the food coming around 9. Will post when I get the details.
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Crusher? Seven? You’re both crazy – where’s the inner slut in either of those two?
Leela the Dabo Girl working in Quarks is the one for me and she had the good taste to have prime nork acrerage on display rather than zipped up in a jumpsuit
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In case anyone doesn’t know 7 of 9, here’s an (apparently real) topless photo of Jeri Ryan, without her crinkly nose.
There’s tons of nudie pics of her, but I’m guessing that a lot of them are photoshopped.
Assuming this one’s real, she does have some bodacious tatas.
http://sexoteric.com/blog/index.php/__show_article/_a000018-000263.htm
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I stand by my preference for MILFy redhead Crusher over 7 of 9 any day. Blonds with big tits are the Marriots of the chick world. They’re everywhere and people think they’re great but they’re really not all that. Besides, Crusher was a doctor and every doctor/nurse I’ve dated has been a stone cold pervert, so Beverly would be a tiger between the sheets. Also, she was on an actually good television show. So there.
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I’d do Amy from Futurama over 6 of 9, Crusher, Uhura or even Lt. Saavik (the Kirstie Alley circa-1981 edition).
And don’t even get me started on Miko Mido…
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