Putting up with shit – By John Obama
Posted by Daywalker | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on September 3rd, 2011
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Short stories…..# 1
Putting up with shit
There is a bar… in that bar was a guy. I am not going to say where he was from. Lets just call him Hamish Connolly. He turned up at this bar around lunchtime having walked a full 10 meters from the hotel he was staying in. Dressed in shorts and a white vest, he sat at the bar and drank. He took a shine to some of the girls and bought some drinks. After several hundred more drinks he was plastered. Off he stumbled to the toilet.
After 30mins the staff were getting worried. One of the girls entered the rest room to see Hamish, covered in his own shit, passed out on the crapper. It was not a pretty sight. The girls knew where he was staying – so one went and spoke to the Manager at the hotel and asked if she could go with the Manager to Hamishes room and get some new pants/underwear/socks. Whilst she obtained the clothes that were not covered shit, the girl back at the bar were washing this guy down. The bum-gun got a good work out. Within 15 mins, the guy staggered back to the bar where he was given a bottle of water. – he rejected it. The girls in the bar offered to take him back to his room as he was incoherent. They gave him the bill. The girl helped him pay as he kept dropping his wallet. The change was given on a little silver tray thing and he scooped it up with his now soap smelling hands and stuffed it in his pocket. The girls, one either side helped him back to his room, collecting the Hotel Manager on the way so he could supervise them putting him to bed. All went smooth.
The guy never returned to the bar. He never left a tip. He never said thanks. I can only assume that he didn’t know the next morning what had happened. And didn’t know where the tied up plastic bag with with his shitty pants came from.
The girls didn’t pad his bill. They didn’t take his watch or help him spend from his wallet.
I watched all this from the other side of the bar. It made me realize that as much shit as they give us, they do sometimes get a lot of shit from us also.
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Isn’t that standard practice in Demonia or chateauwednesday?
(apparently
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View all comments by Daywalker
Ahhh – good old Hamish Connolly – with the Irish father and Scottish mother – such a confused lad – how is he?
View all comments by doctorbond
Have you considered submitting this story to the Tourism Authority of Thailand… as a true testimonial for their new “Miracle Thailand” advertising/tourism campaign… It’s definitely a winner… the story… that is…
For every tourist who gets beaten up or robbed by crazed Phuket tuk-tuk drivers, there’s another who gets rescued from the loo and safely put to bed by Thailand’s own Angels of the Night.
View all comments by thaiguyinla
Wearing a vest for a top must really free you up on the shitter.
View all comments by ROLLN
While the others are making jokes I see this quite the same way as John O (can’t bear to write that last name)
Have seen similiar happen many times in Thailand although not to this extreme.
Appreciate your story John but can’t you change that last name to Romney, Perry. Bachman, Paul, Palin or even Gingrich
View all comments by 8 Ball
8-Ball…
http://www.bigmangobar.com/category/blog/reader-submissions/
As stated, the name John Obama is used for those who dont have a blog username or want to remain anonymous. The name John Obama was introduced a long time ago when ssB was a young boy.
I had to insert this J.O for this post as Simon didn’t want his real name out there. I have to honor that.
View all comments by Daywalker
@thaiguyinla: I’d guess for every 100 guys that get robbed or beaten by crazed Phuket tuk-tuk drivers one gets saved by the angels… 1/1 is a bit optimistic. Still it’s nice to hear that civility hasn’t gone (bad pun alert) totally down the shitter.
Good thing it wasn’t a mate of mine I would have found some scary LB’s for a photo shoot.
View all comments by Datou
@daywalker……………..tnx :+)
He would say thank you, believe me at chateauwednesday…………..lol
While we are on the subject…Any BDSM super perves will be delighted to know that the legendary Mistress Wednesday: formerly from Chateau Jade
(rip)………….Has opened a brand new luxury house of domination;
http://www.chateauwednesday.com/
check out the website………..
I visited a couple of months ago when it was being finished and its very nice. I shall be going in a week or so and will report back if people want me to.
She has 3 other lovely Dommes to play with, all trained in S+M play but more importantly in the safety that is so crucial for this type of activity……………………
And!!!! 2 of the Girls will play in Japanese Schoolgirl uniforms! Yay!!
(they of course are of legal age)
So bottoms up, if you feel like a new experience……………..:+)
Sorry to pop off topic there………..but yes many tourists behave like shit heads and don’t realise that in other parts of the world they wouldn’t wake up.
Twats!
Uncle Dave
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I don’t understand this at all. Why does anyone want to drink until they reach the state where they are incapable? When you are totally intoxicated and don’t know what you are doing, you could be easily the target of people who want to take advantage of you. Maybe some people’s concept of having a good time is to be completely plastered.
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@ Oneditorial
You’re not Methodist are you?
View all comments by Wombat
An old mate of our’s used to always say-”Go on get into it,Drink til’ ya shit yaself…” Utter madness!!
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@ Wombat
I am in favour of free living as long as what people do causes no trouble to anybody. I am very open-minded towards different lifestyles.
View all comments by Oneditorial
8 Ball says: “(can’t bear to write that last name)”
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You got issues.
Oneditorial says: “I don’t understand this at all. Why does anyone want to drink until they reach the state where they are incapable? When you are totally intoxicated and don’t know what you are doing, you could be easily the target of people who want to take advantage of you. Maybe some people’s concept of having a good time is to be completely plastered.”
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It’s an IQ test – it’s nature’s way of having drunks say “Look at me, I’m a total dumb ass!”
To me, it’s less the issue of being the target of criminals, but rather – you’re in a country where you can have some of the most awesomest experiences with fabulous girls, and your biggest concern is to incapacitate yourself to the point of not remembering anything?
Dumbasses, indeed – but as long as they don’t harm anyone else, no harm done. The problem is that once you introduce Brits, Aussies and footie, it invariably leads to violence.
View all comments by RealDaffyDuck
Aint no thang. During the last 2 weeks of my BKK tenure, I must of dropped my fudge in my strides maybe 3-4 times. I think it was my colon and livers way of telling me that they have had enough of the abuse I was giving them.
View all comments by Young Penfold
How’s old Blighty treatin’ ya, YP?
View all comments by RealDaffyDuck
Now back in the Mango… For the next 30 seconds…. All drinks are free!!
View all comments by Daywalker
Uncle Dave,please report back on your forthcoming visit to Chateau Wednesday.
View all comments by Skytrain
Or Monday or Tuesday.
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