The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part One – by ROLLN
Posted by ROLLN | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on June 28th, 2011
It’s funny how when you arrive at the Bangkok airport you think, Ehh it’s not so hot here. Before you get your ass in a taxi you are already changing your mind on that one. So, I arrive at Suvarnabumi about 12 noon. Feeling pretty damn good, on the inside I’m wearing a hard devilish grin. Oh the trouble that’s coming my way, fuck yes…
Check into my room at Le Fenix on Soi 11, why there? I have a hook up, why else? Stash some things in my safe, scatter my stuff around the closet. I take a seat at the desk, and I think, Eden? Uh I’m not sure if I want to blow all my wads right now, tonight may not be all it could be. Plus, if I start now, I just know I will end up taking 2 Kamagra’s in a 12 hour period and you know where that can take you. Pop, Ouch…
I decide to get a straight up massage. I walk over to Soi 8? Near Lolita’s. On the way I stop at the Pharmacy of course. Nothing major, 8 kamagra tabs, 2 Kam jel’s, a Xanax strip, 2 Codeine strips, and 100 TramadoI’s, 6 condoms and 2 morning after pill’s. Arrive at the “family safe” massage spot and ask for a two hour massage, it’s the first two hour massage I’ve gotten. Fuck man, this bitch was rough; I’ve gotten tattoos that hurt less. I started getting that same feeling; please just hurry the fuck up… I told her JEP, JEP, JEP at least 20 times. I guess they see the tattoos and think they can put it to me, but I just want to relax. When I walked out I still tipped her 20 baht, but she gave me a scowl in return since she knew I hated it and still tipped, yeah right, she was expecting more for her torture class. Whatever, just happy to be out of there.
I roll by Lolita’s, I pause for a second and look at the faces outside, nah, and I keep going. Stroll down Soi 6 and turn right on to Soi 4. Roll past Nana, still not feeling like diving in just yet, I keep going. Back to Soi 11; hit the Seven Eleven to get water, Red bull, cigs, electrolytes & minutes for my phone. Back to my room, I crash out for the next two hours. I get up and call a few friends and hit the Seven again for beer and Sangsom. Back to my room, I put down a Red bull, half a pint of Sangsom, 2 quarts of beer and 4 tramadol’s and a Kam tablet. I feel fucking great. I haven’t taken any Viagra for a while so I’m looking beet red. Better wait till it’s fully dark to go outside. Not too long, I’m out, motorcy taxi to Soi 4.
Get a seat at the Nana Hotel bar outside, easy one but the name escapes me, Golden? Anyway, in minutes I was joined by Mot. Damn cute, young, no babies, tiny, I like. This shit is just too easy. I drink a few beers and make her laugh a bit and tell her tonight I want many, so unless she is down for group action, I will have to call her later and I get her number. My Japanese friend shows up and we put down a few more beers and shots. Out of our seats we go straight to R4. Nothing new, just tons of puss in here. Grabbed the dark #117, straight upstairs, rented a room & a condom and I’m back on the second floor in about 25 minutes. I amped so I’m rushing shit. I decide to hit AW.
I kind of miss my little one with the rape fetish. I’ve had too many girls in here, and it’s getting expensive just walking in the place with all the drinks I get hit up for. They want a drink or they want to tell me to fuck off, take your pick. No biggie, several shots and beers later I’m pretty ripped. Don’t remember leaving, but I do make it out with my shorty. I just love shocking random street people with girls that look 10 years younger than they actually are or aren’t, don’t really care. I slide into a black out. I come out of it seconds after a creampie, and the bed is off its platform and crammed into the opposite corner of the room, wow we were getting down. I shower, offer up my postinore (morning after pill) I take a flick of her spread eagle on my bed face down. She says she has to go home, has something to do. No problem I’m wasted. Can’t remember if I paid or not. I didn’t pay her last time. Crash…
So Day 1 wasn’t exactly what I had envisioned but it was still a good day. I wake up real late day 2. I hit up the German Beer house for a pork knuckle mash and kraut, I’m stuffed. Back to my room, and 2 of my expat friends join me for a Cali style smoke session. Hours later, we hit up food carts all over Soi 11 with the munchies.
Back at my room I call Tay, my favorite little pussy licker and ex AW girl. She says she can’t see me now but later is cool. About 20 minutes after that her # pops up on my phone. She says “some lady want talk you”. Ok. It’s Nan from R4. She wants to come over with her friend Ball also from R4, she misses me, so sweet (they need money). “Are you smoking with Tay?” her reply “yesss” Sweet that means there horny.
Ok get over here. My friends bounce and shortly after Nan & Ball arrive. Nan is the hotter one at 20 yrs old, Ball is not bad either but she has a real vacant look on her face pretty much 24-7.
I send them straight to the shower and then have them both kneel and blow me. On the bed, Nan first, then Ball, then back to Nan for the finish, Day 2’s creampie, check! Nan is not real happy her friend just saw her take a creampie. I think she’ll get over it. It’s still pretty early, I get some beers, hang in the room and molest the girls for a little while. There’s a party at the Mango tonight. I hit up Pmmp and tell him I’m coming. I arrive with Nan & Ball. Meet some cool people and have some drinks and join Pmmp and Rick masters for a Soi Cowboy run.
Baccara was rammed, not a seat for one of us, especially not for the 5 of us. I think it was Tilac next. Nan and Ball go to talk to Nan’s mom who is dancing at -censored. Mom is 3 years younger than me. Wow, that’s a real trip to me. Pmmp says apparently keeping it in the family is a good thing. Yes, when it’s not your family…
Don’t remember too much about Tilac, I think there outfits are a bit corny, there are still some cuties, but the place looks like it should be in Pattaya with those neon tiger prints, just my opinion. Some friends start to hit me up and want me to meet them at Q bar. We head over the Soi 11; my girls go to my room and wait for Tay to show up with party supplies. I hit Qbar with the boys, drink some Vodka. Pmmp and Rick bounce out and I think a little later I drop a Kam tab and close Qbar and hit my room, I’m wasted.
Smoke out with Nan, Ball and Tay for a few hours. Then to the bed, I was drunk as fuck and don’t recall the action as well as I should, I remember taking them to the toilet to shave them, and I commented that they have bushes because Japanese guys like that. They all laughed at me and said “No they don’t! How many Japanese have you fucked???”, “Oh so your just a lazy whore then?” It was pretty fucking funny. We all laughed pretty hard…
On the bed, I remember having Nan sitting on Balls lap while Tay licked both of their Pussy’s while I took Tay from behind with my tongue and my cock standing next to the bed, then I put Tay in the stack. Drove as hard as I could and when I started to bust, I pulled out mid-stream from Nan and stuck it into Ball for a pump or two, then into Tay, a bit late for the triple creampie so we’ll call that a double creampie and squeegee. Since I already installed one on Nan earlier I’m still at 2 creampies for the day.
Tay is feeling weird about the whole situation so she wants to go. She gets weird and wants to run off pretty regularly, Ok go, here’s 3K. I play with Nan & Ball for the next few hours and eventually fall asleep but just barely. Day 2 complete and I haven’t opened the two boxes of condoms I bought yet.
Day three, Feel like shit of course. I’m trying hard to not use Xanax. Although I have some, I recently lost a friend to those little bastards so I’m trying to resist. I take Codeine instead and Nan and Ball join me, Nan hits the Seven and gets Beer and KY and some Kapow Gai, She rules… Ball goes home to change and is back in 2 hours, we lay around the room all day. I’m feeling a bit too ill for a threesome, so I take them on 1 at a time. I kind of like it when you’re digging out one chick and the other is just sitting next to the bed painting her nails. Hot… Not sure how late it was but eventually I’m out looking for Postinore’s alone and feeling like shit. No dice, I will just cross my fingers. Earlier I was supposed to meet several friends at Bed club but I no showed. I get a little more sleep tonight than last night.
To be continued….
30 Responses to “The Scumbag and his Scumbaguettes, Part One – by ROLLN”
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Good one debtstar!
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That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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CTG - June 9th is the party. There will be a separate post about it soon - I am just waiting on some final details.
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Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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You scumbag!
“I kind of like it when you’re digging out one chick and the other is just sitting next to the bed painting her nails”.
I had a similar thing, except the girl I was rooting was painting her nails.
View all comments by Daywalker
Fuckin hell. I nearly died reading this!
View all comments by Auk
rolln as fun as this was a read i must say i’m a tad disappointed; not nearly enough chaos!
still good stuff tho, i hope our paths cross some day in bkk, would be a hoot.
on a similar note, the local thai restaurant has an fresh import now looks like a R4 special; 17, tiny and cute…. (speaks engrish however, so similarities end there)
yesterday the owner drops it on me that her mother is my age… ouch, still i’m wondering if shes hot! hahaha
View all comments by cam
Had a similar routine when tag teaming, one would sit in waiting, watching TV, while the other chatted on her phone while I plowed? It used to bother me, the TV distracted my concentration!!! But soon a game came about to see if the other person (on the phone) could figure out if I’d pulled out in time for the money shot or not…Hmmm, when an I due back?
View all comments by nurseRon
Which pharmacy did you get the codeine from?
View all comments by FUMF
Ah yes, I’ll never forget the “Triple Creampie!” sms hours after we departed. A feat that even our Young Penfold never accomplished, I think. Twas good meeting you finally and thanks for the present again. The gift was the best of it’s kind that I’ve had. And no you bunch of fagolas, it wasn’t a creampie. Let me know when your back in town.
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actually I think Penfers left a triple on my bed the week before he departed? All week we were barfining literally every girl on duty at my little goldmine on soi 22, and one night we all had a big group sleep over. But that’ll be a post for him to recall?
View all comments by nurseRon
I hear that one of those creampies were the result of him farting.
View all comments by Daywalker
‘come to think of it?’ he he… that stain on the sofa upstairs sure aint a single, but his all the same!…
View all comments by nurseRon
A creampie trifecta! Well done, and a nice style as always.
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
Yo, my main man, nurseRon. Kinda left me hanging on the other thread, dude-meister. Man, with all the tail you get in mango-town, the ladies prob think of you as the “nurse with the purse.” Hot action there! Especially the tag team stuff in front of the TV and the orgy with Penfers. Quick question. As a nurse, you must be pretty tight with the filipina foxes….so, just wonderin’. Any hot P’nay ladyboys on your shift at the hospital?? That’s Jimbo Smithers for ya. Always on the prowl. Heh heh. Hey, would love to find out more about your secret Sukhumvit honeypot. Share the wealth, man, share the wealth. Maybe we can hit that shit togetha, brotha?
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@JS; sorry about that…as far as LB’s on the Chang, they do be but I think YP in a dress and make up would be far more convincing? As far as P’nay LB’s? Not at any hospitals I’ve worked at…Sorry couldn’t be of more help? Aside from enjoying the freak show spectacle they seem to create in passing, LB’s are not why I go to Thailand. Peace dude!
@ROLLN, et-al; Sorry for the off topic…
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Hehe, yeah that was a pretty good night. Too bad it was right at the end of my trip as I was burning the candle at both ends to maximize my time. I’d just got back from a 12hr run in Pattaya with the Heckler before meeting up with you and Pmmp so I surprised myself I lasted as long as I did. And I can assure all the regular readers that the ROLLN stories are 100% true.
View all comments by Rick Masters
Hey NR. Have to say, your bud YP in a dress doesn’t float my boat. I need me two tall brown bitches under the influence of Y B in cheap high-heels: one for my mouth, the other inserted firmly in my rear end. But letting YP spunk on your bed three times sounds pretty hot too!! And totally kinky, but I guess there was booze in the blender, baby. Thanks for supporting my blog with your comment over there. But yeah, I’ll shoot you an email so we can talk about your Sukhumvit goldmine and partnering up when our schedules permit it. Oh, and about chicks with dicks: don’t knock it till ya try it. Cheers!!!
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@ DW: That must have been one hell of nice paint job she got?
@ Cam: Thanks, there’s more chaos coming. Pulling thai waitresses are possible here in SF. I’ve done it. But,,, Wifey also comes home from her waitress gig at a Thai spot with all kinds of stories of dudes trying to holler. One day someone will succeed. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
@ Pmmp: Yes sir, I had fun that night. You’ll be the first person I fair warn of my next arrival. I ended up taking some of those gifts back home with me cause they were a lil much even for Ol’ Rolln.
@ FUMF: If you follow that short part of the story, you will find it.
@ SJW: Thank ya Sir.
@ NurseRon; Those group situations used to really irratate me too. When you negoiate one thing and get something else entirely. But instead of shyness I got an eager warm up bench which added to the concubine fetish(power trip)…. Also, I do not doubt YP has a triple threat story or 7 tucked away somewhere… This is the third time his stains have come on up on the blog, whatta slug!
@ Rick: Hey Bud. I feel you. Those candles getting real short over here.
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“If you follow that short part of the story, you will find it”. Ha! Nothing like a cryptic comment to start a treasure hunt. Hmm – Soi 11 on one side and Soi 8 on the other – and a few pharmacies in between. I’ll check it out – hopefully find something with a decent wack of codeine so I can diminish the Cambodia runs. Although Cambodian pharmacies are a lot of fun!
Back on topic, read an interesting article linked by Joe Rogan on scientists discovering a “wild orgy” gene. Gotta wonder how many of the bloggers here would test positive! http://www.tgdaily.com/general-sciences-features/52838-researchers-identify-wild-orgy-gene
View all comments by FUMF
Huh, you need a gene for wild orgies?
View all comments by RealDaffyDuck
@ RDD; my thoughts exactly!
View all comments by nurseRon
Rolln-Another ripper read,keep em,umm-Rolln!!
View all comments by Khunkunta
rolln its not be my guest thai bistro off of clement, there’s an absolute ten in there along with it being the only one of two places i’ve found that does a gai-hemapan proper with breaded chicken, dried chillies and cashews… tell them to add the pineapple!
(rot-dii in boston has it going on too!)
anxiously awaiting the follow ups… cheers!
View all comments by cam
I am thinking that ROLLN should start submitting a posts with photos?
View all comments by Daywalker
DW…
I like to leave somethings to the imagination!!!
View all comments by Khunkunta
Reading ROLLNs tales of serving up multiple creampies to hookers in a drug fuelled rage, is really bringing back some fond memories of my 4 year tenure in BKK. Those memories are so fond, that I question why the fuck I moved back to UK, and am spending my Saturday night at home watching Casualty with my mum.
As a method of self-preservation, I doubt Ill read part2. That is in no way a mark on ROLLNs brilliantly written piece, I just dont think my poor heart could take it.
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YP… c’mon now, do you not remember what we got upto in London the other week
Should be a good laugh in a few weeks time when we hit Soho again. I wonder if that fat bird will still be there?
Doc Bond gonna join us this time??!!
View all comments by Daywalker
Sounds like a wheeze – I’ll draw out a few spondoolies from the ATM and see what the anglisized version of Bankers has to offer
View all comments by doctorbond
My RnR is spent in the cold desert,I’m in need of the next instalment to get me through,Rolln-get into it!
View all comments by Khunkunta
Thanks for keeping us up to date with every item you purchased at the 7-11. Fascinating.
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@ baba ganoush,,, Thats all you got? HA, Lame…
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ROLLN – maybe you could do a follow-up and see how the prices compare in Family Mart?
View all comments by Daywalker
@Rollin, great read, feels just like home. I keep imaging all 3 girls farting.
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