Short, Sweet & Sleepless by ROLLN
Posted by ROLLN | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on February 20th, 2011
I realize some of you don’t seem to believe at least parts of my stories. I find that odd, given my perception on what kind of guy ends up reading this blog. I suppose that’s my own misconception of things around me. And obviously the way I carry myself. The reality is I do alot of it on purpose and against better judgment, especially my constant trials in the Rx Olympics. I am addicted to chaos among other things and I live alot of my life in anticipation of telling a good story and I enjoy shocking others and being shocked by own experiences. Its a bad habit that has led to a career. I don’t have to make shit up, there is plenty still left unsaid. I want to read stories like the ones I write. Is it showing off? Of course it is but just basic primal male shit especially when females are involved. And of course paying for puss is no call for pimpdom. The crazy reputation in my true identity precedes me and for those who still are unconvinced, its all good Im cool with that. You can either not read or just use it as fictional entertainment value. Up to you, as they say.
So then,, My latest foray to the LOS, was short, sweet, and sleepless.
No robberies, Police, or exploding dicks. Just pussy, deceit and one big bender. My wife recently informed me that she would not be going back to Thailand this year because she was sick of everyone expecting her to pay for everything because she lives in America now. Not for-seen, I guess she has finally gotten some taste of what its like to be a farang. This is bad news for me as I would like to stay in the land for at least 6-8 weeks. This conflicts with my master plan. Stop losing girlfriends and marry a Thai girl and gain a reason to be in Thailand. With out her there, I wont be able to stay longer than 2 weeks, she would complain way too much. Or as Issan girls call it the “Yap Yap”. I have a small window to go now Jan/Feb and say I went somewhere else. I better take it now and then take my 2 weeks later in April/May. So again, I told wifey I was going to Spain/Germany. Called the cell phone company and had the bills rerouted to my office as well as two of my credit card bills just in case. I planned on using all cash to avoid bank ATM statements. I bought the tickets for me and my friend and it was done. I think about my lessons learned from the last secret trip, how can I do it more legit. I’ve learned from last time the hardest thing to keep cool with a lie like this is to not let a single new Thai word slip out of my mouth when I return. After the ticket is bought its my greatest time of guilt. I would do anything for my wife, I would.. Except stop fucking other girls. I keep busy all week and take the the lady out for sushi the night before I jet. until I meet my buddy at the airport. He’s been in a different city everyday this week and hasn’t slept in days. He’s ready for Thailand. We arrived in BKK about midnight Sunday and didn’t get to the hotel until about 1 am. Walked over to Suk @ soi 4, threw down 4 black and sodas at a street bar. Then walked into Nana Liquid. Started pounding more whiskey. Tried to get drunk as fast as I could. Took a few various pills and looked around the room. I didn’t see much I was impressed with. Well only 2 girls but they were already taken… A girl caught my eye and she was at a table with 3 other girls. I went over to chat. I decided I liked her friend more so I switched the conversation to her. Blond hair, fake tits, says she worked at rainbow before but was past her prime. I cant remember her age but I believed it. I left with this girl and my friend got the other 2 girls. I hadn’t used a condom or taken a Viagra for months. So I was going and going an going with no hope of a finish. I stripped off the condom and managed to finish, and didn’t pull out. Why? I don’t know.. She called me a jerk and swatted at me a gave me a one second dirty look but she stayed, I went to sleep smiling. In the morning she looked alot older, so I got right up and walked to the pharmacy, purchased a number of things including the morning after pill aka Postinoor. Which I like to call the post-ignore. Back to the telly and gave her the pill and 2000 baht and she left happy. I slept for another hour then checked out.
Me and my boy catch a taxi to Pattaya. Get a room at the Fraser. Sleep for a minute, do some push ups and go eat and hit walking st. We go to Bacarra first, There are some cuties in here. My friend and I settle into a booth and swallow a new combination of Rx which quickly goes a bit off course. I was unable to even get up to go use the toilet in Bacarra. I just sat there ordering more whiskey getting more and more full and attached to my seat until I came down a little and gained some control. I finally can make it to the toilet. I come back and make a mental note of which #girl I wanted tomorrow. We left and went to Angel Witch. It was packed and we sat upstairs out of the way. My friend had a girl on his lap fairly quickly. He told her he wanted to 2 girls and she guided a friend over who didn’t seem the threesome type to me, I had a feeling he would be disappointed but he barfined them both anyway. He left and I talked to mamason about the #1 showgirl. She came over for a minute and we talked, she wanted 5000 short time. Up close her face wasn’t that pretty and there was a little bit of an attitude. Attitude I can deal with, but I want a pretty face especially for that much dough. I declined and left, called my homeboy and he was at Candy Shop. So I arrive there pretty smashed on whiskey, all the pills have worn off. At the front I see a girl dancing I recognize from Internet porn. One of my favorites actually. I have to give this a shot. After a few beers I make my way to talk her, Turns out she is Khmer. Before long we are kissing and dancing. My friend takes off and I leave with her and her cousin to Insomnia. After a while her cousin lifts my hand and points to my wedding ring and they both say “I hate snakes like you…” and then leave. Fuck me.. Ok. I’m going home I’m wasted, head back to my hotel. On my way I decided to send a bunch of anonymous threatening sms’s to my friend’s in Thailand since my # has changed I thought it could be funny. My phone started ringing off the hook. I got some people pretty riled up. Get to my room, 1 last beer and cig, a tug off and I pass out.
Wake up feeling like crap, I can remember at least 25 different drinks I had last night among other things. Its crazy, how fast your tolerance goes up a week ago when I hadn’t drank or smoked or dropped pills in weeks only 5 drinks made me sick, already after only 3 days of drinking, I’m up to 25. I stay in my room most of the day. Then go to Bacarra and get a girl I saw from last night. We go to a short time room, the sex was pretty good, Her body was killer, and the tits were real healthy, and I managed to keep a condom on the whole time. Paid her 2000 and hit a bar outside and waited to meet up with my boy and Tech. I called porn chick from the night before and tried to make it work but she was tuff, I’m gonna need more than 1 more night in Pattaya to swing her so I bail on that idea. I will call her next trip. Then went to have a late dinner with tech and the disco mogul. After this, went to Alcatraz gogo to see some friend’s. My friend and I barfine two dancers, barfine was 1500 ouch. We go to Lucifer’s, drink and dance and I don’t remember leaving really. I wake to seeing my girl leaving my room and shutting the door behind her. Cool, free… I feel like total crap and go back to sleep. I get woken up again about 1 hour later by the same girl at my door saying “come on we have a boat were going to Koh lan.” She really was saying “You’re renting a boat, hurry up your wallet is moving slow”. I thought she left for free but apparently not. My friend and his girl come to my room and everyone bugs me to go. Ok, ok, so we go. I’m feeling really dope-sick from all my pill intake, I need to puke and I’m about to get on a boat, but fuck it. We take the boat to the island and first go shoot some guns. A sniper rifle, a mossberg, a glock, and a sks, the girls got a 357. About 500 baht each with only about 6-8 shots each. I’d say that’s really expensive for shooting. We left and went around the island to chill at a beach spot. Just about all Russian’s on the beach. I hide under an umbrella all day and don’t go near the water. I score some smoke and I roll one while walking up the beach solo. It kinda makes me feel spun out, so I go back to my umbrella and chill with some singha’s until we get back on the boat. On the way back we pass another boat and everyone is waving to us as we are powering by, we wave back like some cheesy tourists but we keep going, my friend and I look at each other and realize they are not waving hello, they want help! Uh, I kinda got things to do. So then we realize the girls and the driver have also noticed this and are also ignoring it. 10-15 minutes later we’re back on Pattaya beach. Back to the hotel, I sleep a bit and Tech comes over with some codeine for me. That shit works miracles on hangovers. We leave and go eat, and go back to Alcatraz to pay our girls barfine again. Actually I don’t want to keep my girl. But my friend’s girl and this one are best friend’s and it will probably screw things up for him. He’s really into his girl and I cant blame him because she is hot… We leave and go to Whats up gogo. I have to say I love this place, probably my favorite gogo. Its like pussy heaven in there. After that we go dance somewhere petty low key, grab food on the way back to the hotel and then hit the room and sleep. I didn’t know it then but it was the last decent night of sleep I would get until i was back at the airport.
In the morning we arrange a car for Bangkok. My friend tells me that he is having his girl brought to Bangkok on Friday. He is really into her. Now my girl is looking at me like she wants to come to, but I ignore it. I check out of my room and go hang out at her apt on Soi VC for about 2 hours. A massage, some sex, no condom. I tell her she cant come to BKK because my wife’s friend’s could be around and its not safe. She believes that and I leave. Car to Bangkok. Get a 2 room suite at the Suk Grand on soi 6. I go meet some friend’s on Soi 4 at Strikers. One of my friends who just moved from SF is taking flicks for Penthouse in BKK and Cambo. We then go to Angelwitch, I go with one of my old spinners. I visit a couple gogo’s, and score some enhancements and do them off a toilet downstairs in Nana. Then we go to Insomnia. My Mexican friend tried to talk to some chick and she says “I hate Cambodians!” Laughed my ass off. I cant remember much else about Insomnia except for talking too much, we go back to soi 4, put my girl in my room and I’m out drinking till at 11am via bribing 711 clerks. Eventually back at my room I take some jelly kamagra, wake up my girl and fuck for hours, no condom again. She is a real trooper. I call her my manager. She tells me I can get some more girls tonight and she is cool with it. Well OK, so I take advantage of that and call one right then and she arrives in about 90 minutes with a delivery. The two girls know each other. I take her in my room and start playing while the other one goes to get food. When she comes back the new one leaves and my #1 girl stays. My room doesn’t have a stereo so we go to Pantip and buy a boom box and music. Back at my room about 7pm I have the music on for about 4 minutes and the hotel calls and says someone complained. I’m pissed at which ever neighbor called them. I turn it down and yell at the top my lungs “fuck you motherfucker”. About 2 minutes after that, my door bell rings. I expect it to be the neighbor so I swing up open the door ready to let someone have it. Whoa Crazy, its a friend of mine from the states, who knocked on the wrong door, and we are shocked to see each other. Crazy coincidence again… He doesn’t know what I’m talking about with the stereo, he just walked out of the elevator. We chill out and drink and smoke I meet his friend next door. Then I go to Nana to pay my girls barfine. I try to get some girls to go with us for a party, I decided I want to take on 5 girls at once. I have a crazy Halloween mask and my boy is going to film it. Organizing is the hardest part here. We talked to a bunch of girls but had only 1 taker in the first gogo i went in. This girl looks so young, Farang women will be so disgusted seeing me walk with her. But I love that shit.. Went to Rainbow4, told mamasan what I was up to exactly. She sends over the toughest girls in the place. Man this one chick had so much fucking attitude but I decided it would be a challenge and took her and her friend anyway. I’m trying to line up 1 more girl but the other girls start to protest too much that I have enough girls, lets go! We go get in the taxi to hit a after hours spot and the the girls from Angelwitch start fighting with the Rainbow4 girls. I’m trying to chill it out but its not working. When we arrive the taxi door opens to girls screaming at each other, everyone turns and looks at us. I should be used to this by now but I’m not. We go into the spot and I get a bottle of Black and while I’m pouring the first round and telling the mouthy one to cool it she says to me. “I cant remember your name, oh, that’s right your name is FUCK YOU!” loud and in my face. Probably one of the coldest disses I have received. I want to hit her but I hold it. Reach in my pocket pull out money hand it to her and her friend, I point to the door and tell them to get fucking lost. The other rainbow chick is bummed her girlfriend just fucked up her night. They leave. I wait for a delivery at the club and then go back to the hotel. Girl number one stays in the living room and me and girl # 2 party in my room for several hours. Then things get heavy… I’m to spent and too high to perform. Damn good thing I don’t have 5 of them. This girl comes at me with a hardcore rape fetish. I have never met a girl like this and I’m not into it at all. She starts prodding me and basically calling me a pussy and cracking on my manhood.
Eventually she gets me to do a little. But she is still calling me a pussy. It gets rougher. She keeps punking me more and more. It continues like this until she gets what she wants. A few times when I thought I pushed it too far, she got a look of terror on her face and then followed with a huge smile and says “Good, your learning” She wants to be fucked and strangled until she is passed out and then wakes up into an orgasm of some sort and then repeated. Her eyes would roll back to complete white as she passed out, fucking crazy. She is so small and young looking I start thinking about what must have happened to her to bring this out, I remember her saying she had 7 older brothers and I’m grossed out. Yeah, I’m enabling but I’m pretty freaked out. I’m thinking this is going reverse Caradine at any minute. No condom again. I’m relieved when she eventually goes to sleep. I go chill in the living room with girl #1. She can tell I am really bugging out. I tell her what her co-worker is into and she says she has heard this before. I’m feeling like a huge scum bag. I get an sms from Alcatraz girl, “you don’t miss me”. I respond she is a good girl, and I have too many problems for her, she’s better off without me. I get no reply but her friend later tells me that my reply was perfect.
Still wound up, I drink all day trying to relax but I cant, eventually I leave with my friends and drop by the Mango for Daywalker III. One guy who greeted us near the door, I tell him I’m Rolln and why I’m there and that I wanted to meet daywalker and buy him a beer. He says “Yeah I know” and that was it. I don’t think he understood me? I was probably not making much sense. Anyways, Since I’m really not clear on how and by who the blog and bar are related I had no idea who anyone was and was feeling a too noided from my days events to go around introducing myself. I’m sure some of you would most likely want to keep your distance judging from past blog comments or lack of. I cant blame you really. For the record I did want to meet a few of you to say whats up. I figured Penfold and I could come up some good material on a mission, lol… I be back in 3 months tops.
Also, I brought living proof on my previous stories, since some people think I’m exaggerating, which again, seems odd to me…
I go back to my room, girl # 2 is just waking up. She tells me to get rid of girl # 1. Honestly I’m scared of this chick and feel like she has something on me now and i don’t want to make her mad. I tell number 1 she has to go. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this to her and she starts crying, cries all the way to Nana while I walk to pay #2′s barfine. I feel like a real dick. What can I do. If I’m nice now, she will just be crying again tomorrow for something else. We get to Nana and this girl is begging me to take her, everyone is looking, this totally sucks… I have a pow wow with the 3 momasan’s and they say basically “You didn’t come to Thailand for this shit, so don’t feel bad and do what you need to do.” I muster up my cold heart and tell #1 good bye and she explodes in tears again. She says I have things at your house and I’m walking back with you and #2, Oh great, she cries the whole way, and I look like an asshole the whole way. We arrive and she gets her things and goes. Girl #2, is now very turned on by watching me ditch the other girl. We fuck for hours and the same rape fetish comes out again. I discover that doing it a second time makes me feel better about it. Probably the birth of another very nasty habit. I finally get up and take a smoke break. Around 7am my phone rings and its some other girls from Rainbow4 I haven’t seen since my last trip, They heard I was in town got my # and want to hang out. They want me to come to their pad in Ratchet. I tell them I really need to try to sleep and I would call them later. About 15 minutes after the phone call I change my mind. I call them back and say I will be right there. I tell the girl in my room I will be back. She says fine and goes to sleep. I drop another kamagra and jump on a motorcy to Ratchada. I arrive and I’m very pleased with my decision. 3 teen hotties, smoking and listening to music. I partake in smoking and then my girl Nan, tells the other 2 to get lost for a few hours, cause she wants me alone. So as they leave, we shower and hit the bed. Sex was effing awesome. It had my eyes rolling back in my head. Condom used. I want to stay all day but I’m scared of pissing off girl #2 in my room. So I take a taxi about 11am back to Soi 6. Of course when i arrive I cant sleep, I’m really not looking too good. I’m swelled up and red and I start running a fever. My girl and my friend’s girl are massaging me and putting cold towels on my face. Eventually my fever breaks and I go eat something. I keep thinking of how good the sex with rainbow girl was. I need a way to see her again before I leave. Tonight is my last night and I have to go to the airport at 3am. I’m need to meet some friend’s I haven’t seen at Qbar. I call and get a room at the fenix across the street from Qbar. I call rainbow girl and tell her to show up at the hotel at 10 with a friend. I tell her after the sex she can come to Qbar but I will be with girl #2 and she cant let on to what I’m doing. She understands. So, girl #2 goes to her pad on thong lor to change and I go to meet rainbow girl at the fenix. She shows up with a really cute teenager with braces. The threesome was damn good but I kept noticing the new girl watching the TV while I was licking her twat, whatever. They both have a bush, but threre is no time for trimming. condoms used. My phone starts ringing off the hook, all my friend’s telling me to hurry the fuck up. I make it to Qbar with the 2 girls, and then my #2 girl shows up. I managed to pull everything off. Rainbow girls hung out for a bit then left i paid them 3000 each and no barfine. I decided I’m going to miss my flight on purpose, fuck it I don’t care I’m having fun but my boys wont have it, and force me into a taxi. Girl #2 goes to the airport with me, I offer her money but she wont take it and says kid tung. That’s awesome… At the airport my friend and I are arguing alot, we are just to spent to deal with each others personalities at this point. I’m kinda tripping out and felling sappy as hell. I start telling him for the first time ever I feel bad for the shit the bar girls have to deal with. He tells me I am the worst thing the bar girls have to deal with. This shuts me up but I’m not gonna trip on this comment for long. I get on my plane, and I’m asleep before the plane takes off. I arrive in SF at 9am and go directly to work. My employees tell me I have a look of shame & pride on my face?? I clean out my bag for anything that can be connected to Thailand. Put my passport and 30,000 baht in my desk and I go home, Wifey is stoked to see me, I’m happy to see her too. Eat Issan food, have sex and I’m asleep. Trip concluded…
52 Responses to “Short, Sweet & Sleepless by ROLLN”
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"your really black" hahaha, and really fat....
Good one debtstar!
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That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Did a couple of all nighters this week. As after hours is concerned, Insomnia Bangkok is king in my book. There were plenty of freelancer...
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Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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CTG - June 9th is the party. There will be a separate post about it soon - I am just waiting on some final details.
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Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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Thx for the rant and wish I would have met you at DWIII, although I was busy turning DW on his side every 30 minutes so he wouldn’t choke on his own vomit. I’m sure he would have gotten his second wind though had he known you were in the neighborhood. Next time.
View all comments by pmmp
@ROLLN – I have no problem believing the stories. Those who don’t, well, they haven’t been out there on the edge in BKK. I don’t walk as close to that edge as you do, but a few of the folks who post here can confirm I’m no wilting flower either.
Great stories. I admire your stamina more than anything. I’m old enough that eventually I slow down and have to get some sleep . . .
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
Nice. I, for one, never doubted your stories. If the rock-band days of my 20′s had happened in Thailand, it would read about the same.
View all comments by MrLucky
Great trip, but tame compared to some of your more recent trips.
View all comments by Batanha
Probably the birth of another very nasty habit.
Hands down best part of the story…. Keep roll’n……
View all comments by cam
Your stories read like the last rites…but you keep coming out the other fucking end alive! Confirms the chaos theory.
View all comments by rope-a-dope
The rape-o girl sounds like fun. I can’t seem to keep it straight from your narrative, though – where’d you meet her, what’s her name?
View all comments by Nitnoy
ROLLN,
It’s always a pleasure to find a publication by you on this website. I do believe your tales. I hope our paths are able to cross one day in Bangkok so I can witness the shit you get yourself into.
I have to ask though, why would you wear your ring?
View all comments by Quagmire
I thought a Reverse Carradine was a chess move.
Very funny and entertaining read 5 stars.
View all comments by Wentworth
RE: “she says to me. “I cant remember your name, oh, that’s right your name is FUCK YOU!” loud and in my face. Probably one of the coldest disses I have received. I want to hit her but I hold it. Reach in my pocket pull out money hand it to her and her friend, I point to the door and tell them to get fucking lost”.
I dont get why u paid them money here. Weak.
View all comments by tgfty
The other day I was walking along the beach in Phuket with my wench looking for a bed to collapse in. We walked for what seems like miles as I did not want to sit next to any fat farang ladies/gents, or even worse… French people. After the wench (getting tired) pointed at yet another bed I said.. “no… fat people too close” the wench (getting pissed at me) shouted… “but they’re all fat here”
I nearly wet myself.. it was soooooo loud and all the fatties got some exercise that day in the form of sitting up and looking where the abuser was!
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@Nitnoy…rape-ogram? Sure its been done to death, but just throwing that out there.
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btw, the werewolf is back blogging. OK, that’s an outright lie, but his old site links to some riveting stuff…enjoy
http://en.wordpress.com/tag/general/
View all comments by rope-a-dope
Creampieing hookers, drug abuse and rape. Just a normal night in Bangkok. The only thing this story is lacking, is a knife-fight with a taxi driver
View all comments by Young Penfold
Another ROLLN classic…
Again..I think I would have been comatosed or passed out in some ditch on the side of the road….but, I do enjoy the vivid imagery of a ROLLN story.
View all comments by Indu WangZi
Well one things for sure, I shouldnt have rushed getting this story out. My brain cells hadnt regrouped to full battalion strength yet. I can barely understand some of my own sentances now. Thanks to Pmmp for chipping away at my run-on paragraph problem. Now I can remember more comedy that could have made it better. Like this…
Upon my arrival at NEP someone tells me that one of my condomless ex spinners from 7 months ago, has been in Remand (prison) and Pregnant for 7 months and trying to reach me… Talk about a buzz kill. Obviously I quickly got destroyed on excess and just shut it down. Called in the morning while still on one, and it turns out its the wrong girl. To the person who gifted me that news, I owe you one… To the correct dude who should have gotten this news, sucks to be you. (If you ever find out).
@Mr. Lucky, thank you, My 20′s were pretty hard, But minus the drugs, booze & cigarettes (mostly), probably why Im still rolln in my 40′s?
@ Batanha, Please dont egg me on to push it more. could get expensive.
@ Nitnoy, Cant do it man, but if we meet in person I will make the introduction for you.
@ Tgtfty, Weak,, I agree, Re-thought that one a few times. But, Considering what I had in my pocket and the way she was acting this seemed like the safest eject route. Actually the girl’s she was fighting with said its a good thing I paid or It might have gotten real ugly.
@ Quagmire, I learned (from other sexpats) that nothing gets a Bar/Thai girl more interested than to hear your already married to another Thai girl. Why do I care if she’s interested if im paying? Creates a better GFE I think and lets them know I already have a sick buffalo. Probably this is even the case in parts of the Western world too but Im just not ballsy enough to be such a blatant piece with them, not yet anyway. Too bad this didnt work on Cambodians.
@ PF, Dont be so obvious dude, geeez. If it wasnt for that smell they would have never found the taxi where YOU left it…
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Brings back memories of 35 years ago in PI
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Penfold says:
ROLLN says:
Penfold! I think I found your girl…
View all comments by Werewolf
Based on your life style and based on the generally accurate assumption that “birds of a feather flock together”, pardon me for thinking what “thai wifey” is doing back in farangland when ROLLN is rolling in BKK
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ROLLN
now why would you F**K a bar girl with no condom and brag about it. Surely its dumb and your playing russian roullette with what your going to catch. Thats if you havent caught everthing in the STD list.
Why why do you this?
8 Ball
haha your right to think the worst. I knew this bar girl who got married to a farang in bangkok but guess what she still came to see me on the last trip for a freebie quickie in the afternoon.
Some things never change!!!
View all comments by will
8Ball you could use a silly idiom like “birds of a feather…” or one could que “opposites attract”….. weak…
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@ Werewolf,, “Penfold! I think I found your girl…” -Now that is fucking funny… Thank you…
@ Will ,, Your absolutely right! Its stupid. I go in everytime telling myself “dont go bareback”. But the booze just smacks that down sometimes. Also, to be completely honest. I feel not unlike most men that the wetness is big part of the turn on, and I want it. Documenting is just telling it like it is. Dont be like me kids…
@ 8Ball & Will,, If wifey pulls it off, cheers to her. She deserves it with all the shit I get away with. I know exactly how that works, I have a few TG’s in the states and Canada who are married and still contact me.
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ROLLN,
Gee. Thank You! That’s the first time EVER that someone thought something I said was actually funny (if it didn’t involve me falling in a sewer).
View all comments by Werewolf
“if it didn’t involve me falling in a sewer”
That still cracks me up.
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ROLLN,
I go without my ring, after I engage a bargirl in polite conversation and I start spewing a bit of Thai they inevitably ask if I’m married to a Thai chic so I suppose I still get the same effect. Be careful my friend with the whole bareback thing. Like you I have let my inebriation overrule my better judgment from time to time and then sweat for months on end until I can get a solid confirmation that I’m clear. Not to mention the danger to your SO. I’m not judging because for I’ve been down that same path more times then I care to remember and for the same reasons.
Prior to the changeover to the new forum I posted a story of my experience with a curable VD, sufficed to say that in the U.S. if you go to get “anonymously” tested, and you’re found to have something the centers for disease control will kindly inform your spouse.
View all comments by Quagmire
I guess this post is a PSA for why one shouldn’t drink; shouldn’t mix drugs and booze, and the consequences.
I guess your friend is right that you are the worst thing to happen to Thai girls.
On the other hand, enjoyable reading. Glad you had fun.
View all comments by RealDaffyDuck
Call me old fashioned, but nothing says loving, like a piping hot creampie straight out the oven.
View all comments by Young Penfold
Penfold, you’re old fashioned
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RE: “Tgtfty, Weak,, I agree, Re-thought that one a few times. But, Considering what I had in my pocket and the way she was acting this seemed like the safest eject route. Actually the girl’s she was fighting with said its a good thing I paid or It might have gotten real ugly”.
Yes, but blokes need to man up and get with the program. How could things have “gotten real ugly” with some little Thai whore(s)? Dont be afraid to pick them up and physically throw them out, lock the door behind them. Then call reception, say theres some nut woman in the corridor. They will come and get her. In every probability she will calm down when she sees them – Thais wouldnt stand for this. If she doesnt, just hear some entertainment outside. Simples.
I have been threatened by many bar girls. They seem to be of the opinion they are formidable foes. I think because farang just buckle to them. Dont hit them – just grab both their hands and throw them out,. Is simple as. Bizarely, if they see you out and about they wont even hold it against you. May even hagve a laugh about it. If they are playing up, they expect it from anyone of any pride at all. Anything else is just really weak.
Of course, if you are in the wrong then it is different. But if some slut i barfined said that to me – the busines arrangement is terminated and they are out on their ear without payment. May throw in some choice words as well. Thais are very sensitive to what people say – even when all know it to be true: the great unsaid. To break this rule of the great unsaid can absolutely break them. I think because they lack any inner compass, they are ruled by what people think and say. People dont say things and so all is well. But when ill is said it comes to them like some great surprise and revolation – they have some kind of epiphany – and they are very upset.
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RollN… Would you consider a HatCam for your next visit? Make a great fucking movie!
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@tgtfty
“Yes, but blokes need to man up and get with the program. How could things have “gotten real ugly” with some little Thai whore(s)?….”
hahaha…love this bit of “inside” knowledge, what program is this exactly, dying unexpectedly in foreign climes? In 50% of bars right now across the planet, a girl is causing a fight, we have all been there,no need to embelish further…suffice to say, a blokes gonna get hurt.
Transport such dramas to the los, and lump in you are friendless, outgunned and furthermore, despised by every native within 100 yards, should backup be needed in the unlikely situation it looks like you are coming out on top. The natives also have a tendency for overkill….have fun!
Or pay the £4.50 and tell her to fuck off, and save your “program” for the pig and whistle in whitney bay.
View all comments by rope-a-dope
Yes, but the setting was his room.
Not some public bar. Thai whores cannot attack customers in bars, generally speaking.
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@tgtfty
I wasnt at my hotel. I know how to shut a door in a bitches face. I was at a disco, and I know for a fact the off-duty’s working the door are well aware of my activities. It would be unwise to make it harder for them to ignore it… enough said.
@Maleo, Does’nt it seem like photos and footage of Bkk nightlife just never do it justice?
View all comments by ROLLN
Well, in this instance, I would just tell her to fuck off. And leave it at that. Blank her from then on in. She can run her tantrum. No odds. If she attacks you then I can take your point. But very few will do this in public. If she does, grab her and kick her legs away. She will fall with a bump which will be a bit of a shock. I see your point. It could mean you having to leave sharpish. I would do this, I just could not pay money to a whore in that situation. I just could not allow it. It would stike something with me. But everyone must make their own choices. I am empathetic tho. You had your fitties, you were onto a winner still and you just wanted to get on wituh that. Fair one.
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After telling them to fuck off, I always kung-fu chop them in the gullet for good measure.
She’ll be too busy rolling round on the deck in agony clutching her newly collapsed windpipe, to even draw breath, let alone throw any damaging strikes/alert nightclub security. This’ll give you ample time to tie your shoelaces nice n tight, and scarper into the dark of night, un-stabbed.
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Excellent stories…they really bring back some good memories and how I need to get back to the LOS.
Thanks
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@Tgtfty – Your “Zero Tolerance” attitude reminds me of a certain regular poster…
@YP – I prefer to yell “This is Bangkok!!” just prior to Spartan kicking them in the chest.
View all comments by Rick Masters
A little bit of controlled aggression is the way forward. If you speak to Thais they really think they have a monopoly on fighting and they do think they are Sparta. I like to point out their pathetic showing in WW2 when they gave up against the Japanese within hours of fighting. Then all went to a knocking shop for a recuparative shag.
Ive used it a few times in BKK – met aggression with aggression, when it is thrown. eg. with taxi drivers. The trick is to get out of there – have a rolling contact. Always be walking away. If they go for you strike back, then keep walking. Dont run, walk. They will wasp around you. But it will dissipate. Thais wont really attack until therer is a critical mass of them. They really are quite cowardly. Make sure you are out of there before the critical mass materialises.
Of course, you need to be in the right. Thais know when they are trying it on and will put in consemerate effort. If they are in the right then it is different.
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@tgtfty….think you have your nations mixed up, you actually mean the french giving up to the germans 2.5 hours in, then commencing to spend the next 5 years gargling german cum…easy mistake to make. Thailand has never actually been conquered I don’t think…as ever, all politics and bungs with the thais… http://countrystudies.us/thailand/21.htm
Note the surrender monkeys even get a mention here…its contagious! viva la france…gargle gargle!
“You need to know you are in the right…”.er, bang goes your theory…ever met an inebriated guy in the pub who didn’t think he was in the right? Thought not. Pay the 4.50…windpipe chops are acceptable, for comedy value.
Rolling contact….you just make shit up don’t you…for rolling contact read…”don’t bother”.
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@ ROLLN, path of least resistance will always serve you best! Especially if consider it’s < 1 hours pay to dismiss some snotty little bitch and get on with the goodtimes to be had?
@Tgtfty; shut up dude…a few K is nothing to keep things from getting ugly and your assumptions about bargirl behavior are way off. They will kick you in the face while your sitting stage side and make a major scene in front of everyone! Guess you never read about that?
@Penners, feel free to write about some of our adventures, I would but my memory is so dim it would read like word salad!!!
cheers!!!!
View all comments by nurseRon
“They will kick you in the face while your sitting stage side and make a major scene in front of everyone! Guess you never read about that?”
No, never seen/heard of this. This is really bad. If this happens I can see it would be a difficult situation. I would be livid. And you would be right? – what can you do? In their home bar like this, with them up on stage etc. Yes, no good option.
I guess my point is that some of these women are really nasty pieces of work. Im not going to pay/reward them for it. And will accept quite a high level of risk to stick to this principle.
PS. its < 1 hours pay : I hate my job. If I have to spend one hour more at work to pay off some evil slut this is just too much. I will take my chances with a shoeing.
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Are we getting some more YP antics? UFC write ups are good (theres one saturday) but the diary is were its at… I think anyone raging in bkk should wear a headcam to put it all together in the following days… Might be an issue at the gogos tho…
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“shut up dude”?
oooh.
time for a little of that “controlled aggression”.
View all comments by Werewolf
Hey buddy! what’s up? just makes me laugh when a blowhard like this guy starts preaching shit…You know?
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@cam: YP Post coming tonight and a post from Werewolf to follow…I don’t think you want the UFC write-ups as he really knows fuck all about it.
View all comments by pmmp
lol!!! So who you like? I’m hoping to see Bisbing get punished, but my record is shit too so I’ll sit back and listen to you and Penners predicting out comes…
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Penfers is too busy writing about his momma to write a UFC piece. Sorry ROLLN, a little off-topic, but I’m not too excited about the UFC card this weekend nurseRon. I am also hoping to see Bisping get punished. I think Fitch will outwill BJ and Soti will take Siver. Also, Noke to beat Camozzi.
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I’m with you except for Fitch but that’s my 0.02?
Sorry me too ROLLN for the topic shift, perhaps Mr. pmmp may want to take up the UFC task for the time being? If my record (and opinion) was worth a shit I’d do it…
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Ill go head-to-head with you on BJ beating Fitch PmmP, or we can lay some Bhumipons on it? I scooped a tidy 5000 baht on Anderson Silva beating Belfort last month from 2 Bangkok based fuckfaces who dared to test my knowledge, and will be happy to turn a profit on this fight. After all, you know shit about MMA
Im hoping BJ slaps the shit out of Fitch. Cannot fucking stand his fighting style. If Penn is smart, his training should be spent getting shot with a net gun over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, as all Fitch is gonna try and do, is smother him. Fitch is also a vegan (which I fucking hate) which is even more of a reason for wanting BJ to fuck his shit up. Penn by TKO
I SHOULD be rooting for Bisping as a fellow Englishman. Fuck that shit. Hes a proper twat and I hope Riveira lights him up on the feet. G-Sot to get a submission win in front of his Ozzie/Convict homeboys here. Sivers stand-up is NOT to be fucked with though, and a brutal KO is very likely.
These are the only 3 fights that get my juices flowing. Had Condit not got injured, his fight with Lytle would of been epic
Oh, and I ordered a BadBoy ShogunRua T-shirt and the TapOut Brazil shorts today, which only legitimises my MMA godliness
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Betting is illegal but I will take the pride bet. Fitch wants this more. He will wear BJ down. He will have a better game plan because BJ’s is usually shite.
Man, I can’t wait for Rua vs Jones. I may break the law and bet you on that one. Easy money. Rua will be Jones’ most devastating victory and every time you wear that Rua shirt you will be reminded of it. HeHe HoHo!
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UFC 128 will be shown at 2am in UK. Thats fucking gay I tell you. I wanna watch my UFC on a huge screen, when im full of alcohol in a bar surrounded by other men (not gay)
Im seriously tempted to fly to NYC for the weekend and catch it at a civilised hour at a Hooters. After Rua sends Jones back to the preliminaries, I plan to celebrate by scoring narcotics off a pave-dwelling crackhead, and blow PMMPs winnings on prostitutes and lapdancers. Just £300 return on Delta, and I can leave the office at 5pm Friday, and be back with my hand sfirmly on the wheels of industry by 9am Tuesday. Seriously tempted
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“I can leave the office at 5pm Friday, and be back with my hand sfirmly on the wheels of industry by 9am Tuesday. Seriously tempted”
YP does this mean you got a real job. Hope your are saving for the return trip
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