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One Big Night by Slappy

Posted by Slappy | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on October 9th, 2010

This is my first effort to write about my Thailand experience so sorry if I don’t do it so well.  I was recently in Bangkok for just one night returning to the US after a business trip to Singapore.  I wanted to stay longer but a day in LOS was all I could manage without my wife or the company accountant asking questions.  I’ve been to Bangkok a lot of times in the past so I know my way around.  I got a room at the Grand President on Soi 11 which is my favorite place to stay, strapped on my boots and hit the streets, determined to make a big night of it.

I went to the Nana area first, bouncing around between Morning Night Bar, Big Dogs, Big Mango and a few others in the afternoon.  By the time the go go bar girls were hitting the stages in their bikinis I was loose and happy and looking for trouble.

On my last trip to Bangkok I payed bar for a girl from Pretty Lady and short-time turned into long time when she turned out to be an absolute wildcat in the bedroom.  I’d been closing my eyes and thinking of her long brown legs and bubble butt every time I banged my pale and saggy wife back home, and praying that I’d see her again on my return.  Unfortunately I didn’t have her phone number because I my old lady can be a total nazi when when it comes to checking shit.  I was afraid she’d find the number if I wrote it down or saved it in my phone, so when I came back to Bangkok I didn’t have anyway to contact the wildcat except to go to her bar, so my first stop once the sun was down was Pretty Lady.

I didn’t see the wildcat, so I asked the mamasan about her.  She said that wildcat wasn’t working today.  No other explanation.  If I was gonna be in town longer I might have pushed for more info, but I had just one night so I just left and decided to look somewhere else in the Plaza.

I don’t know why, but I decided to go to the third floor and work my way down.  I guess I was thinking that most guys start on the ground floor, so I’d have a better chance of spotting the right girl, plus it was early; only about 8 pm.  I went into Carousel and ordered a Jack & coke.

Right away I spotted a girl with big beautiful tits dancing like Salma Hayek in the movie Dusk till Dawn and I thought that this was probably the girl I’m looking for.  I told the waitress that I’d buy her a drink and my girl came off stage to join me.   We talked for a minute and then I asked her to take off her bikini top and she whipped it off and those amazing norks were on the loose.  It was a boob job, but it was a really good boob job.   I grabbed onto them and squeezed and the girl just smiled and put her arm around me.  “I like you” she said.

I liked her too.  I kept one hand full of tit while the other slid down to feel her stomach and it felt like it was skin stretched over a brick wall.  Christ the girl was solid.  I asked if she worked out at the gym and she said that she goes every day.  Wow!  I told her that my new nickname for her was brickhouse.

She had a tooth missing and another one pointing off in the wrong direction, but she was rubbing my cock and kissing me so I wasn’t worried too much about her dental history.

I looked at my watch and figured that if I made a quick decision this could turn into a great night.  I offered to barfine her and she said okay.  We were out of Carousel PDQ.  I decided not to waste time going back to my hotel and we got a room at the short time hotel in the plaza.

Brickhouse turned out to be a great decision.  She sucked me till I came in her mouth, then we just played around a bit with me squeezing them lovely titties and sticking my finger in her pussy for a while.  I’d popped a Cialis before heading out in the afternoon, so it wasn’t long before I was ready to go again.  Brickhouse helped by sucking again until I had good wood, then she stretched a condom over my cock and climbed on top and started grinding away the same way she’d been grinding her hips when she was dancing on stage.  Man, it was all I could do to keep from exploding.

We kept at it for a while, changing positions so that I was behind, on top and finally under her and on my back again.  I asked her if she’d take it up the ass but she said that she had a two hole limit and I’d already reached mine.  I laughed and then got on top of her again and started slamming against her with that great slap-slap-slap sound while she moaned and cried.  I blew my load and collapsed in a heap.

She went into the shower while I panted and sweated on the bed.  When she came back I asked her if she wanted to go out for some drinks and maybe come back to my hotel, but she said that she wanted to go back to the bar so I paid her then went to take my shower.

I had gotten my torpedos away twice, but it was early and I had a few hours left in Bangkok.  I decided to go looking for some more opportunities.

I said goodbye to Brickhouse and promised I’d see her again next time I come to Bangkok, then I went to Playskool.  I saw a girl in there with some huge knockers that I remembered from a Thailand visit about a year ago.  I didn’t think that I could get a hard on again so soon, so I gave her my hotel room number and my phone number and she promised to come over after the bar closed.  I figured that I could go out and drink some more Jack, then finish up with her at the hotel.  I’d kick her out when it was time to go to the airport.

I decided that I might as well look at some naked dancing girls while I was drinking, so I took a taxi to Soi Cowboy and went into Long Gun.  I was probably drinking my second or third Jack and coke when a girl walked up to me topless and stuck her hand out to shake.  She was drop-dead gorgeous, so even though I usually don’t like to shake hands with bar girls I took her hand and introduced myself.

She had gravity-defying hooters that were even better than the ones Brickhouse had been sporting.  Gawd!  What a night.  She also had a face like and angel.  She had really red lips and really white teeth with light skin.  She was different than Brickhouse when it came to the rest of her body though.  She had a lot of baby fat that made her stomach and hips and ass really round and soft.  That was okay with me.

I bought her a drink and she sat beside me.  She was chewing Dentyne Ice gum which made her breath super-minty and reminded me of a high school girl.  She told me that she’s 23 years old, so a little old for high school.  She leaned in and kissed me, sticking her tongue down my throat, and all I could taste was that gum, which didn’t seem to go with my Jack & coke but I grabbed her left tit and squeezed while she was kissing me and she grabbed my tackle and squeezed in return.

We continued laying grab ass in the seat for a long time and I bought her a few more drinks.  After a while she wanted me to pay bar and take her back to my hotel.  I thought about the girl from Playskool and said no, but she squeezed my Johnson again and that Cialis was doing its job and I started thinking that maybe I could do the superman routine after all, but I didn’t want to take her back to my hotel.

I offered to go short time to the hotel on Asok Road and she agreed.  We went there and she got naked again.  There was nothing about her that I hadn’t already seen, really, so we didn’t do much playing around.  We’d done all that playing around in the bar.  I was sporting a huge erection and so I got my party hat on while she lubed her pussy and I dived right in.

I hit that shit hard and had those big natural titties bouncing up and down over and over.  I kept my eyes on them things as they flew around and just slammed myself into her again and again.  She started moaning and I was feeling like a porn star with my Cialis hard on, her slow-motion bouncy tits and all the moaning when she started sounding like she was gonna cry.  There’s something about the sound of a woman who sounds like my pounding cock is probably too big for her that makes me feel like superman and I started trying even harder, pounding and pounding.  She sounding closer to crying and was almost screaming.  Maybe none of it was real, but it worked for me, and I blew my load and then lay beside her sweaty and exhausted again.

After we washed up, she went back to her bar and I headed towards my hotel.  It was after midnight and I figured I’d shower again and maybe try to get a nap before my Playskool girl came over after closing time.

I don’t know if the Playskool girl ever tried to come over because I woke up in the morning when I got a wake up call from the front desk.  I didn’t have any missed calls on my phone, so maybe she never tried to come over, or maybe she knocked on the door and when I didn’t answer she left.  In the end it didn’t matter cause not only was I passed out, but I would have been shooting dust by that time.

I had one big night in Bangkok but it was time to go back to America and back to work. I’m hoping that I can get back to Thailand before Christmas, but I’m afraid that I’ll be stuck at my desk until after new year.  Until then, though, I have two sets of fantastic hooters to fantasize about when I’m porking my wife and I close my eyes.