YP Picture Diaries – Puke Massage
Posted by Young Penfold | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on July 20th, 2010
After possibly the foulest meal Ive ever had in Thailand (Paragon Food Court) I slipped my dark glasses on, and went trawling around Siam Square, letching after Chula talent in short skirts, when I stumbled across this gem.
Puke Massage can be found on Siam Soi 6, although with a name like that, wouldnt be too out of place on Pattaya Soi 6.
The girls and token massage fag outside were a pretty decent looking bunch. I didn’t feel like vomitting at all when I saw them. Unless they offer any puke related extras, such as regurgitating last nights somtam over your prick for a few hundred baht, Im at a loss as to the inspiration behind the name
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Somewhare in Japan, a salaryman is reading this wondering if he can order a puking sex DVD…
View all comments by soi4rulz
Can you take some snaps at Miss Thailand World 2010? The ThaiTicketMajor page is hilarious. Profile pics of the 30 contestants with bios and measurements. You can check out the page here. Mark August 14th down on your calendar and get your tickets now! A YP does Miss Thailand World 2010 post would be much appreciated.
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View all comments by pmmp
Man, I just went through the 30 contestants and it was very difficult choosing a winner. Not the greatest looking bunch of women. Some uggos too. I settled on Number 30. If you took the top 30 girls from Sky, Sherbert and Resorts, they would all trounce this group. WTF?
View all comments by pmmp
Perhaps it is supposed to be pronounced “Poo-kay”? I freakin’ hope so.
@YP, is there a continuation to this story? I expected further information regarding your interaction with the place. Did you actually enter the establishment and get some “acu-pressure” to just the right spot by just the right cutie?
@PMMP, the link doesn’t seem to pull up any displayed information. Maybe I have to be registered?
View all comments by SBDOTKU
@SB…: I tested the link and it worked, and I’m not registered. Try going to http://www.thaiticketmajor.com/ and look under “ALL EVENTS” to look for the event. Click on the English flag for English btw, if you need it that is.
View all comments by pmmp
Well the important thing is that they are in the proper age group for me. The pictures really suck, I would like to see them all in a larger format and in focus.
30, 15, and 20 would be just fine with me, but I think PMMP is right they could have done better.
View all comments by The Man
@The Man: #20 was my second pick. #15 has got that vintage look so I can see why you would like her. She prolly got a bush like a 2 week old chia pet though, so get the hedge clippers out.
View all comments by pmmp
I know this may be obvious, but no one’s said it above…
Despite the shop’s spelling on their sign, the nicknames “Puk” or “Pukee” are pretty common among Thai girls/women…
The pronunciation of course is not “pewk”, as with the English word about barfing. But rather, it’s said like the sounds of “Pook” or “Pookee”…and sometimes even spelled that way.
Sometimes, the conversion of Thai words and names into English results in curious outcomes. I remember first learning about the Thai word “khrap” and wondering “Geez, am I really supposed say it like that…
View all comments by thaiguyinla
PMMP – Pay for my ticket, and 200 baht for a hipflask of Sangsom so I can get steaming drunk before I go, and you got yourself a post – Im serious
View all comments by Young Penfold
SBDOTKU – There wasn’t gonna be, but thats a very good idea. Ill free up some time in my already empty schedule this weekend, and go and see Miss Puke for a chunder-fest. Where shall I send the 250baht invoice for the massage?
The Man – #15 looks like shes been maced. Poor choice. Very poor. Pull your socks up, your better than that. #18 would be first in line for some of that famed YP treatment, but lets be fair, I think we’d all take a crack at the lot of em
View all comments by Young Penfold
I’m certain the selection committee are a bunch of White Power advocates, or at least on the dole of skin whitening sponsors. Where’s the token Issan? And which one is the mystery ladyboy?
WWDBD
What would Dean Barrett do?
View all comments by Elo Soode
What a bunch of mingers. Not an Isaan girl among them.
If pushed, big mouth no. 3 would get my vote. Or no. 6 looks quite stacked for a skinny lass so she’d do.
View all comments by Combover
@YP: Deal! Will even throw in the BTS fare, and the PB Short-Time Hotel fee if you manage to convince one of the contestants into a quick romp. #18, hmmm, could be the token cut LB, makes sense. As for The Man, you have to excuse him since his tastes are a few generations different. Think Betty Boop.
@Combover: Pumpkin Head #3? Dude.
View all comments by pmmp
You are all gay.
I am sure this is a wind up…. No.s 2,3,6,13,16,18,19,25 & 29 are all dudes. Surely?
I’d drink the piss of No.8
View all comments by Daywalker
I’d swim thru a river of shit with me mouth open just to suck the last blokes cock that fucked No.11….
View all comments by Khunkunta
you’re all madder than a bucket of fish – they’ve all got the same dress sense for a start and not a pair of double D’s between them
View all comments by doctorbond
P.S. Miss Puke – I was laughing about that 5 years ago – opposite CM2 and it took you this long to see it? Come on YP – shape up man
View all comments by doctorbond
id use #20s shit for toothpaste
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Khunkunta says:
July 21, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I’d swim thru a river of shit with me mouth open just to suck the last blokes cock that fucked No.11….
Khunhunta: More than likely that would be YP.
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