Making the most of 3 nights… by WFTM
Posted by WFTM | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on April 1st, 2010
There just is not enough time no matter how many days you have. In my head i have a list of stuff – get laid, eat good, drink, ride the bike, see friends, shag new girls, shag the gf and get laid. Maybe I mentioned that one already. I pretty much have given up on getting laid in Singapore since it is pretty simple that when doing the math – the returns are not there. I have a lame ass dates that I try to end quickly by slashing my wrists and complaining that the amount of blood seeping out might force me to go to the hospital. Thus ending the date. One of my friends in Singapore has taken the tact of only meeting girls for a drink and if things are cool staying on and if not having one or two and calling it a night. 4 floors is just too pricey and frankly I see hotter girls cruising the shops in Orchard anyway. As is the case though when one is not trying things happen. Got an SMS recently in Sing from a friend who said it was raining and could she come over. She was cute, willing, and 16 years younger than me. Cha Ching.
But suddenly I was able to carve out a quick trip to the promised land. Landed on a Saturday afternoon and hide out with a friend. Then headed over to the barbershop near Suk 23 for a cut and shave. 160 baht – I can’t even get to a barbershop in a taxi in Singapore for that – let alone actually getting serviced. Then I headed over to Orchid for a nut sack rub and a shag. I picked wrong in the book – gotta a newbie with big tits but not much skills. Pearl necklace was my only option. Lame.
Nap and shower and over to HQ. Burst through the door to see Daywalker fall of his stool at the site of me. I am sure he was counting on taking it easy for his last night but with a Keg on from Spats there was no taking it easy. We hit it hard. Nice thing now about Soi 4 is Nana is still holding on and there are some fairly decent go-go options.
I can’t recall the stops or the order since we were hitting it hard.
I think we hit Erotica and the talent is good. Lots of lookers, topless and a fun place. We checked out Hollywood upstairs and although the drink prices suck the shows are the best in Nana for nudity. I think 1 or 2 in R4. More nudity than ever and lots of girls but the talent is not the naked ones and the music is pretty boring. R4 needs to shake it up. Mandarin was hoping with the older girls in bikinis and the kiddie section in the school girl outfits. Mandarin is tough to beat. Yo – Rick Masters – your girl still can’t stop talking about you. 
Then I think we ended up in Pretty Lady which has some new talent and with the mirrors/no undies is always good fun.
Back to Mango HQ for more pounding until the close. Then over to Nana Liquid. It screams – this is the place but the girls are just not coming in my opinion. For a Saturday night it seems very sausage heavy. Music was cool and the place is laid out nice but no girls means no dice.
Then we cruised Suk till the Sun rose. Painful. Day 1 in the can.
Sunday was recovery day. Not much doing but chilling. Tried to rally but couldn’t. Foot massage, home cooked meal and a night time swim. Just FYI – it is fucking hot in Bkk right now. Day 2 down. This sucks.
More than halfway over and I have not been to Cowboy.
Monday was remote work, errands, and a drive by on Lolitas but the daytime crew is just looking pretty bad and I hate when they say my name when I walk by so I keep walking. Thwarted. I was thinking up other options and frozen in a state of not sure what to do. So I kept working. Dinner at Zeist on Suk soi 19. Tasty food, nice views and a good chill rooftop. Nothing amazing but a nice spot for Soi 19. Then back to Mango HQ to meet the gang. Rain starts and we test the new roof on the deck. Nice. Rain clears and we head to nana.
Erotica was first stop – cause there are tits and BBB needs to smoke.
Then Mandarin – cause there are tits and BBB needs to smoke. I like both places though so no drama.
Then Pretty Lady cause there are tits, fannys and BBB needs a smoke. Speaking of Fanny – well – we had a good laugh when the Heckler intro’d a female friend named well – Fanny. You had to be there. Finished up in Pretty Lady. There is a new one there who is a cute, white skinned honey from KK. Whilst flipping through her phone I thought I caught a glimpse of her with her Japanese sponsor but no – it was her sister – an identical twin and her Japanese sponsor. Word is he is offering top dollar to have them both but the sisters are not having it.
I have a new mission.
Stumbled home, street food and was bummed another night was over.
Still no cowboy. No g club. No lolitas. Fuck.
Last day. More work, laptop to the Apple shop – battery dead. Applecare rocks and so does the girl at the counter. Needed one last hurrah. Was trying to meet the pretty lady girl but she is too new to the scene to get the routine of meet at short time hotel and let’s well – shag. Akane girl not answering phone – must be busy. Akane gets better as you know a girl or 2 who are willing to go “the distance”.
Decided on angels in soi 24 cause I needed to meet somone near there. Early – not much selection. Flipped through the book and took a smiley faced one with fake but nice looking boobs. Damn – u either hit it at these places or u miss. No grey area for me. 2100 all in. Jackpot. Sick body, tits bought in Korea, and skills off the charts. Killed me. This should be criminal. Email exchanged. She said a stop in Singapore could be arranged. Checking flight schedules. 2100 baht for 90 minutes of heaven by a professional just shows you how bkk can’t be duplicated. This was all before lunch BTW.
Lunch at Sunrise Tacos cause it is close to home and tasty.
More errands, work and packing.
airport – depression – wondering when I will be back but first I have to get to Sing, Jakarta, Sing, Hanoi, HCMC and back to Sing. Taiwan also beckons and a trip Obama land.
peace
17 Responses to “Making the most of 3 nights… by WFTM”
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"your really black" hahaha, and really fat....
Good one debtstar!
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That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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I hope you keep the fortnightly updates going. It's a good read and something most (any?) other bars don't do. I used to frequent the 'Ol...
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CTG - June 9th is the party. There will be a separate post about it soon - I am just waiting on some final details.
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Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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WFTM: You sound like you have set a very high bar for your self. Nothing caught your eye in NEP? Perhaps this is a april fools joke?
You could have been to short time and back while BBB smoked a few. But it sounds like the chick at Angels soi 24 was worth the wait.
View all comments by ROLLN
I’ve always done well at Angel 24. Lots of negative reports on wickedtraveler.com before and I never understood how so many punters miss at that place. Been there probably a dozen times over the years and had maybe one or two so-so experiences, but usually it’s a great time with a pretty high number of stunners.
View all comments by irishlager
uninspiring to say the least
View all comments by maximus
16 years younger than you? Hell that makes her almost too old for me, try to find one in the 20 year old bracket for me when I hit town.
View all comments by The Man
re Applecare.
Where is it? My battery died on me a few days ago.
There are lots of stores with the Apple logo in Silom. Which is best?
View all comments by Katechon
It was a pleasant surprise seeing you come through the door. My last night was supposed to be a recovery night, having partied out with the Heckler for the past week. Hopefully he has fully recovered by now.
Pity we never had time for a Twins visit.
View all comments by Daywalker
Does it really matter so much what they look like at Lolita’s, I mean all you really see is the top of their heads. It is the service that counts there.
View all comments by Salty
@Katechon: I’ve always gotten great service at the Apple Store in Paragon; they seem pretty nice at the one in Fortune as well. At the Paragon store, where I went once when my power chord died on a trip, they ran a diagnostic and found my battery to be eligible for replacement as well..however, since they’re just a “service center” and not an official Apple Store, the only way they can replace things such as batteries is to send away to Singapore for them. According to the guy, he was supposed to do the same thing for power adapters but gave me one anyway, which totally saved my ass on that trip. They’ve always been very helpful with a (Thai) friend’s Macbook as well; I’ve taken her there on numerous occasions for assistance.
View all comments by ratchada
@WFTM: too bad to hear that about Singapore, that it’s such a chore to score, that is…though I have to say it just reinforces my overall lukewarm and “flat” impression of the place on my lone trip there. I have to say, though, I thought for sure that was one of your Singapore “giks” you were carrying on a conversation with in your Facebook status last week…? haha
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@Katechon: The Apple dealer in Pantip, on the 3rd floor I believe, is cheapest across the board for most things. Sometimes, like installing software or doing a quick diagnostic, they will do it right there, and for free, but they don’t really do Service there. I bought my macbook, mini, and accessories there, so they try and help, but when it comes to service, that’s not there gig so I take it to the Siam Discovery Center Apple Service Center. It’s around the corner from the store there and fully dedicated to Service. It’s expensive, but they can do it all. They charge you no matter what here. I forget how much, I think 800 baht, but it goes towards the bill if they fix something. If they don’t fix anything, they keep it. Overall, they don’t always get it right the first time, or even the second and third time, but eventually they get you there. I’ve unfortunately spent quite a bit there on my 4-year old macbook, a screen, battery, power adapter, and more ram. My DVD is on the fritz and left and right arrow keys stopped working, so will be visiting again soon. Love-Hate relationship with my Mac, but at least there is a pretty good service center in town to help.
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rolln: I think i wrote about the twin. I am not a rush to pull – I like it when the vibe works. this time angles worked.
irish – I have had 3 misses there. I try to explore and pick a new one. if she is cool I go for repeats. so misses happen but in general the place cant be beat for the oilys and to me a good oily has more action than a typical soapy. love it.
maximus – consequences to say more.
the man – you flip girls that u always overpay for are still here. dont worry.
dw – twins? I could not even get u to walk to lolitas. heckler has lost his marbles.
salty – in concept yet but having gone like a million times I have some line I dont cross. but thats me.
ratch – sing has its moments but for 2100 baht I will take a trip to angels or a sing gik. anyday.
pmmp – maybe a keyboard cover would alleviate some of those issues?
View all comments by WFTM
Lost my marbles? I bartered them away for one last short time before leaving the ‘Kok. They’re on layaway and I plan on picking them back up when I return.
View all comments by The Heckler
WFTM…. I go to Twins for the peaceful environment in which to chat over a nice cigar.
View all comments by Daywalker
Daywalker: I prefer a nice plum color Pinot.
View all comments by Bubba
WFTM – Mandarin is solid (but you know that already). As for the girl who can’t stop talking about me, you can’t blame her, shes only human. Next’s kegs on me when I find myself back at Mango HQ.
View all comments by Rick Masters
Daywalker -You’ll be thrilled to hear that Twins have taken delivery of some hand rolled Cohiba cigars. While your puffing away, why not sample many of their fine liquers. May I suggest the Louis XIII Cognac that they stock
View all comments by Young Penfold
Louis XIII….. ahhh… so much better than Louis XII
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