Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity

Posted by Pattaya Ghost | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on November 1st, 2009

Just back from the annual pilgrimage to England and I’m beyond calling these rare ventures into the West reality checks. It’s now gotten to the point of culture shock. The prices. The attitude. The hassle. Nothing opens the eyes to just how easy life is in Thailand than spending five days in the West.

Did get a chance, though, to play tourist for once and was struck not only with how weird it felt to be back in the first world – speaking English and generally being blanked by any women under 30 — but also by the number of guys hooked up with Asian girls. I also thought that maybe one of the dour-faced single guys I saw around London might actually be the sponsor of my current gik who recently got a reality check of his own, and has the scars to prove it.

I can guarantee some of the comments that will appear below will be the usual product of the He-Man (Western) Woman Haters Club, whining on about how fat, ugly and horrible the girls back home are and how Thai women are so much better. I don’t buy it. I saw or met at least a half-dozen down-right gorgeous English women and saw plenty more that would beat out your average sample of Thai go-go girls in the looks department.

I also got the distinct impression English girls, particularly the younger ones, are slimming down compared with even my visit last year, a view my traveling partner, a Birmingham native, affirmed. He reckons the avalanche of media reports about obesity are actually having an effect.

So I don’t believe the shtick that guys are looking to Thai and other Asian girls because the girls back home aren’t an option. In fact, percentage-wise, the Brit guys I saw fell pretty far below the women in the quality-human department. Perhaps it’s the women shunning the men and not the other way around? Maybe that’s why some of these guys are such easy marks for more mercenary Thai females.

I love watching TGs on the plane with their Brit boys. Or without them. A cute little one was sitting next to me on the flight back. She was living with her ‒boyfriend” in the U.K. and was supposedly traveling home to visit family. On landing she made two calls. One in Thai and the second, very quietly, in English. She kept looking over at me to see if I could hear her lining up a rendezvous with her ‒other” boyfriend. (Of course I could.)

Duplicity

But that’s nothing compared with the duplicity I’ve been a witness to — OK, I admit, a participant in — lately.

The victim in this case may indeed be one of those dour-faced Englishmen. Around 40, short and balding, Alex was certainly no prize. But for nearly the last year he’s been sponsoring one particular Pattaya go-go girl for about 30,000 baht a month. In return, she promised to leave the bar scene, head home to Chantaburi, go to school and look for their soon-to-be marital home.

Thing is, she took the money but never actually left.

Yes, we’ve all heard it before. But this was my first time actually being involved with one of these legendary creatures. (Well, I had shagged one girl once when her sponsor called, but this case is a little different in that she’s my regular (and mostly unpaid) squeeze.

It all started about a month ago. As she does a few times a week, she came over and crawled into bed after her bar closed. And, as usual, she woke me up in the nicest way. But just as we’re getting started, the phone rings. She shushes me to be quiet, telling me it’s Alex. No problem. It’s his gravy train I’m riding, so I’m happy to oblige.

But the call goes on for a while and, for the fun of it, I try to see how much distraction she can tolerate while still keeping her voice level. At one point, though, it becomes to much and she makes some unintelligible nose and hangs up. A moment later Alex calls back. She apologizes, saying her phone battery is almost dead.

By how, however, she’s pulled me on top of her and I really try to start distracting her. A true professional, she wows the judges by holding the conversation together perfectly while going at it full throttle. I was impressed, to say the least.

The next day both of us chucked over her deceptive ways, but agreed it was one of the hottest sessions we’d had.

Alex would call pretty regularly in the days that followed, but we didn’t repeat our efforts. Instead she told him the story he wanted to hear: She was at home. She was checking out schools, but needed 3,000 baht a week for the one she liked. And she was checking out houses. She asked when he was coming to Thailand again and how long he planned to stay. About a month before the end of the year, it seems. He asked her for a photo of her Chantaburi home. She promised more than a few times to e-mail one.

‘I Cried. Just a Little Bit…’

Fast forward to about a week ago. The gik comes over before work and says her and Alex are finished. Seems he called her while she was eating at some outdoor noodle stand and, during the conversation, Alex overheard some loud farang speaking English in the background.

Although she protested it was a farang at home, some light clicked on and he just knew she was in Pattaya and had been lying all along.

I can only imagine him crumbling on the U.K. end of that call.

As for my gik, ‒I cried. Just a little bit,” she told me the next day. She wasn’t crying because she loved him. Although she told him she did, she said she didn’t really love him, but thought he would take good care of her and her family. Same old story. She cried because a good, steady income stream ended. Considering I only give her a couple thousand baht a month when she’s between barfines, she certainly wasn’t going to replace him with me.

We’ll see how that works out…



60 Responses to “Of English Sponosrs & Thai Duplicity”

  1. DaffyDuck says:

    Why call it ‘duplicity’? That’s just applying your western ways to it, which you want to leave behind, don’t you?

    It’s just a way of life.

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  2. gavinmac says:

    Alex is a sucker. He’ll call back if she holds her ground.

    There were some good videos on youtube of Thai girls talking on the phone olying to their overseas boyfriends while they were with other Western guys who were filming the lying. I was actually loking for a few of these videos about a month ago but couldn’t find them. Anyone got the links?

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  3. @ Quack: Perhaps you need a dictionary?

    Duplicity: Deception by pretending to entertain one set of intentions while acting under the influence of another.

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  4. Oliver says:

    I really like the fact that you make clear the fact that Western girls are juts as hot as Thai ones – if not hotter, and that the line that Thai girls are so fantastic is just so much *spin* by guys who have it hard back home.

    Its refreshng to hear so obvious a truth spoken by someone who clearly is sold on the Thai scene and makes his life here – to guys not sold on the Thai scene it has all been painfully obvious. I think, though, that all of us would have a better time in Thailand if we stop ego-saving fantasies and admit obvious truths – Western chics are hot, we cant get them, we are in Thailand. Thai chics are a second-best choice, but its all we have. Yay!

    I have to say, though, that I dont see too many Asian-farang couples in the West, anywhere. There definitely are some, but I think you were mentally primed to spot them so you had a sense that they were more prevalent than they really were.

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  5. Canadian Boy says:

    anyone seen this video. Farang marries Thai girl and then goes on tv show where she takes lie detector test.

    But this video is a fuckin’ joke.

    This was a good post PG. It was like a great ‘short-time’ with a little pepper.

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  6. Amazing video, for sure. What a huge loss of face for her. I actually felt bad for her watching that! And he’s 48? I’m betting most the audience had the same reaction I did: Got what you deserved there mate.

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  7. jax says:

    wats this thing abt afterhours >>> will be in los in a couple of days ..without afterhours wuld be boring…..
    update guys

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  8. geoff says:

    typical pattaya bar girl,get the most you can out of us.then move on or stay with them.he should know better really.but nice story.happens to all of us sometime.even the veterans get caught sometimes

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  9. Canadian Boy says:

    But Ghost….

    Can you imagine if one of the girls gave one of us on this site a polygraph.
    :)

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  10. I Phukit says:

    “On landing she made two calls. One in Thai and the second, very quietly, in English.”

    I’ve got 10 to 1 odds that the one in Thai was to her Thai boyfriend.

    PG – We’ll catch up next time I’m in Patts, glad you had a nice trip.

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  11. Obviously some morning coffeee is needed by some folks…

    @Jax — Wrong post dude. Read the Weekly.

    @Geoff — Who are you talking to? I’m the one on the good end of this.

    @JB — Why do you even bother commenting?

    @Phukit — Good guess but actually it really was her mother or female family member from the sound of the conversation. (Hey, write up your Pattaya time(s) as a post man!)

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  12. bassyfarang says:

    If it was me and I was “at it full throttle” while a young lady lay there maintaining a full conversation with someone else, two things would spring to mind: one, I am not very effective in that department; and two, I rank in a similar position to Alex (i.e. I too am another individual who only has an impact on this girl’s life when it is convenient for her to fein such an impact)….Hmmmmm

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  13. @bassyfarang: So? Is he fooled by the fact that he is something more than a means to an end for her?

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  14. bassyfarang says:

    I suspect Pattaya Ghost is not fooled at all, and fully knows the score, but this aside, he and Alex are not that different….

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  15. I beg to differ.

    Alex is a guy who is paying out about 550 pounds a month to a girl he thought was living upcountry, looking for a home for them to get married an live in, planning to go to school and is being totally faithful to him.

    I’m a guy who gave her about 3,000 baht fo the entire month to be my little fuck buddy, took her out to a movie once, played pool and had some drinks once and wants or expects nothing more than that.

    Plus, I kknow all about her other trysts and he knew nothing.

    Doesn’t sound very similar at all to me.

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  16. @PG: Regarding the video . . . Maybe you’ve been here too long, mate. :-) I felt no sympathy for her. Look how far she was willing to push it to lie. Go on national television and take a lie detector test? I could never take a lie that far. At some point you just admit what you’ve done and ask for forgiveness. But then she has the cahones to threaten to leave him for doubting her???? Absolutely priceless.

    Don’t get me wrong though. I’ve had girls in my bed whispering sweet nothings to their sponsor on the phone too. I don’t see it as my job to be the moral police.

    On the other hand I don’t necessarily feel bad for her if her sponsor kicks her to the curb either. She knows the rules when she starts playing the game.

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  17. bassyfarang says:

    oh, and to be clear, not suggesting I am any different either. In fact, this bar girl I suspect knows that Pattaya Ghost knows the score, and, though he took a while to be honest with himself, I suspect good old Alex kinda knew the score from day one….and so on…

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  18. bassyfarang says:

    Pattaya Ghost, I agree you are getting better value for money, but still not convinced the differences are that great

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  19. rope-a-dope says:

    @PG..But this alex dope could be a billionaire…550pm to him may be peanuts. Relativeley speaking, your 3k could actually be a greater percentage viz a viz income/outlay.

    Who knows though, he might have a dozen similar whores all over the world, and he spends extended periods of time hammering them. I think giving yourself kudos for fucking one of his whores is a tad misplaced though, might seem like you and alex have completely different relationships with her, but they both start in the pocket.

    I think resident ex-pats are treated completely different, and I’m sure a lot of ex-pats have cottoned on to this. The girl thinks long term consistent every day good stuff..movies, meals, somewhere nice to crash…the basics plus goodies..its all about her having/doing good stuff, that you pay for. Might seem like you are giving her nothing, but its far from the case i believe. They seem to have a lot of street smarts these ladies.

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  20. Farang Ting Tong says:

    I don’t know where they get these guys like Alex come to Thailand for two weeks meet a (Tart working girl!!!) fall for the bullshit if you sponsor me by magic they turn in to a good girl who wants to leave the fun exciting city to go back to the shit hole of the world Easan
    Ghost.. keep fucking these losers so called birds
    been there my self when the phone goes and the make a run for the hall
    if they keep sending the cash they you keep some hard earned cash in your pocket…

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  21. Uncle Dave says:

    Its Sunday lunchtime here in U.K.
    I have a hangover the size of a Horse……….
    And so, just to make a complete twat of myself………. I need to know;
    Whats a Gik?

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  22. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    Nice piece, PG – totally agree that there are plenty of hot chicks in the UK, something I intend to touch in on a piece on my own soon.

    Basically, when white guys complain that all white women are fat, ugly nazis, they mean that all white women willing to date them are fat, ugly nazis. Which isn’t the same thing at all, and often isn’t wholly the white women’s fault…

    @Uncle Dave:

    กิ๊ก (“gik”) is essentially the Thai word for fuck-buddy:

    http://www.thai-language.com/id/141986#def3

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  23. For those of you in London, and willing to part with an outrageous 15 pounds entrance fee, you gotta check out the girl working the Exit door — where you return the “audio guide” handsets — at Westminister Abbey. I’m prety sure I had to physically push my tongue back into my mouth after drooling all over myself while trying to be witty with her. Stunning.

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  24. Mango Fanboy says:

    Right on Ghost. There are not many places left in the world where an average middle-aged guy can be banging 20 year old girls. But you have been spending too much time in the P4P scene if you think that non-P4P Thai girls in their 20′s are interested in middle-aged men. They blank the men the same as the girls in the west do.

    Although I prefer Asian gals I will admit that Thai girls are not as attractive when compared to western girls. Thai girls slut themselves up with high heels, makeup, hair and clothes that do the most with what they have so at first glance they may look hot. But upon close examination they rarely hold up to what internationally is considered “beautiful”. Same goes for the rest of Asia. That’s why there has never been an Asian supermodel. Sure there are Asian models (which are almost always a mixed race) but “supermodels” have never been from Asia.

    And why not post a pic of the hot Westminster Abbey girl?

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  25. Farang Ting Tong says:

    in my opinion there is no such thing as non P4P and pay P4P the devios fuckers will always find ways to extract your cash
    it is only how much you accept…
    the non P4P are the one’s to watch ( free for the first few times then if you grow to like them you are fucked that’s the way most of them work ) not all if there is a generous sponsor they will put your fucking on there tab
    + i am sick of hearing the phrase ( my girl is not a bar girl ) normally coming from a 50+ only English speaking Farang
    Q 1.. where did she learn so good English
    Q 2.. where did you meet her
    Usually they go very quite after the first two questions

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  26. PattayaAddict says:

    I’m in Patts from 7th to 15th November. I’m new to this forum, but anyone fancy meeting up?

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  27. Farang Ting Tong says:

    @ Ghost
    i hear you about the hot babes in the UK i can vouch for that but do you think the native Brit has accepted his fate to be with a monster for breading purposes only..
    I am saying this as i had the miss fortune to have a contract last year in the south of Wales and all i seen when i had to do the daily shopping in Tesco’s was not been gay now!! was reasonable looking guys with things twice there size..
    I was always under the impression that a man should never be able to ware a pair of his Miss jeans..

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  28. LMW says:

    It’s true that there a lots of appealing girls in the UK ranging from attractive to stunning. Takes a lot of effort though.

    In Thailand with little effort you can live like a rockstar and that’s the attraction.

    I think Thai women age much better. They often look younger than they are and stay slim. I’ve slept with a 41 year in Bangkok who I thought at first was in her twenties.

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  29. humantsunami says:

    Seriously, we’re having this discussion? White devils come to Thailand (and various other Asian countries) to hunt chicks because it’s easier than doing it back home.

    I did alright in Australia but I wasn’t what you would call a stud. I’d be lucky to bag 5 or 6 birds a year back home – some of them not particularly stellar in the looks department. I banged 6 girls last week in Bangkok… do the maths.

    The reason you see so many regular blokes walking around hand in hand with fucking butter trolls in the west is because women hold all the cards there. They make the rules. The market they control sets the price. There’s nothing wrong with that – it’s just the way it is. If you don’t like it then go somewhere else where it’s easier to get laid and do your thing.

    There are good looking chicks all over the world. It just depends how hard you’re willing to work and how much bullshit you’re willing to deal with to get into their pants.

    Oh… and women cheat everywhere, not just Thailand. Any guy out there in a relationship who reckons he’s the only cock on the roster is fooling himself.

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  30. Dickens Cider says:

    Here is my take on beautiful women and exotic people around the world. When I was living in the USA I sometimes dated American girls. I (and I think many other people) have always been attracted to exotic women. At various times I have fallen in lust with Asian, Russian, and Latina women and a major reason was because they were something different from the average white brunette I saw around the office. Two of the most beautiful women I have ever known were 1/2 Asian. One was Thai/Italian and the other was Viet/Black. That said there are plenty of hotties and the office and in the clubs. They are everywhere not just in Asia.

    Now that the tables are turned and I am living in Mexico I am at the other side of the spectrum. When I was living in KY I was just an average looking overweight mid 30′s white dude with light brown hair and glasses. Now I’m a tall blonde white guy and get a lot more action than I ever did at home. Am I any different a person? Not really. I walk a lot more and eat a lot less so I’ve lost some weight but here I’m the exotic one and since I’m different girls seem to take more notice. The biggest comment I get is on my eyes. For some reason the latinas seem to all want to comment on my hazel eyes. They aren’t that great they are just different from the normal brown they are used to seeing.

    Ironically I tend to get less notice from the P4P girls. I have some customers that are P4P and only one seems interested. The bar she works at isn’t convenient for me. When I go to the cantinas I am generally avoided in favor of the Mexican guys. I have mentioned stopping by two different cantinas where two different P4P girls work and they both stopped coming to my store. I need to figure out the vibe there.

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  31. Canadian Boy says:

    Has anyone read the book “The Manipulated Man” by Esther Vilar?

    “Women, too, despise the common prostitute, but for a different reason: they despiseher for her stupidity. A woman who sells her body so ineptly is shockingly stupid byfemale intelligence standards. They admire only such women as are able to exact anexorbitant price for their favors, for example those who marry Rothschilds, AgaKhans, or Rockefellers. They have impressed on men the concept that prostitution isa `sordid profession’ to intimidate men who otherwise might one day be able to drawparallels”

    Here’s the PDF have a read. Its a great book.

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  32. lube says:

    You used to live in KY?

    The dry cleaning bills must’ve been a ‘mare.

    -

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  33. Indu WangZi says:

    Sucker born every minute…seems a lot of them reside in the the U.K.

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  34. Navion says:

    Phukit your 10 to 1 on the call in thi was to her thi boyfriend and boy this is a fact they ALL have the thi boyfriend CULTURE THING

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  35. hh says:

    “But you have been spending too much time in the P4P scene if you think that non-P4P Thai girls in their 20′s are interested in middle-aged men.”

    That is just not true. The numbers may not be huge, but it is irrefutable that a guy in his mid 40s can date non-P4P girls half his age in Bangkok, just by putting in a little effort.

    An adequate number of Thai girls are strangely not put off by age differences. Mine is not to reason why.

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  36. Indu WangZi says:

    @hh-
    I agree with you, however, I think a lot of it also has to do with how well the gent looks that is in his late 30′s/early 40′s. Some guys in this age range look like life beat the living hell out of them, while other look younger and more vibrant. For the latter, it is a lot easier to get away dating a women half his age…

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  37. hh says:

    IWZ,

    Yes, I do agree that appearance has much to do with it, although one doesn’t need movie star looks. I am fairly fit, dress well and do on occasion lie about my age. I’m mid-40s, but have once or twice (or more) claimed 38. My current gig, (who just called to ask if i wanted to see a “hot chick in a sexy dress for Loi Kratong”) asked once and I said 40, but I don’t think she cares one bit.

    However, two other factors are equally important: effort and believing you deserve it. I am horrible inconsistent and will wallow in self pity for months at a time. However at other points, I will talk to every attractive girl I see anywhere. It is a numbers game and can take an awful lot of start up effort. You also have to be confident. Begging or acting like they are doing you a favor is the kiss of death. I do have to give the pick up artist movement credit for showing me that if I act like I have no doubt they should be fucking me, the feeling becomes mutual.

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  38. Combover says:

    We’re able to run around in Bangkok (or Manila, or Jakarta, or Ho Chi Minh for that matter) with chicks half our age because of the relative wealth disparity. No point kidding yourself it’s anything else. Rich men get hot young women anywhere in the world. You just need more money – much more – in Europe or the US.

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  39. muff puppet says:

    Best sex i ever had in asia was with a french girl. Girls here are either virgins or whores in bed – rarely do you find a chick that is confident about sex. By that I mean not performing/acting in some way.

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  40. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    @Combover: Sure, but for those of us who’d be facing a prison sentence if we were shagging “chicks half our age”, the comparison isn’t quite so black-and-white!

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  41. Combover says:

    @BBB: How about “chicks half your weight” then? :-)

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  42. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    Pfft, yeah – they should be just about legal!

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  43. @WFTM — That’s no more than what that After Dark hooker catalog does. Was in Sakura Club the other night where copies of the latest issue were all around. They had a small spread of a couple girls there. Very nice. Great face, light skin, smooth flat tummy. I ask “where’s this girl.”

    SHe comes over: Black as night, gaps in her teeth, small beer gut. At least she had the honesty to say to me, when I pointed out her photo, “That computer, not real.”

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  44. BD says:

    Once a sponsor, always a sponsor…..

    The guys thats sponsor these girls from overseas are coming to the table with an empty cup and expecting these chicks to fill it for them, and guaranteed these arn’t the first girls they’ve pitched in for, they are repeat offenders.

    By handing over money month on month they actually believe they own the rights to the girl! Coming from the western mentality, you’ve paid for it therefore you own it, right? Wrong! what they are actually doing is investing in Time Share. Pattaya Time Share!

    I have a habit of attracting the wedged up ones and those of us lucky enough to land one of these fully sponsored beauties knows the benefits of being the go-to-guy. Mine at the moment is working on relieving her sponsor of more cash and a condo at which point I’ve advised her, as her unoffical broker, to cash out.

    A few years ago I met this absolute rotter of an ex-bar girl, I mean she wouldn’t have even been sold for glue! But she has her own car, a 3 bedroom Penthouse condo, a blooming stock portfolio and more gold than Mr T starter set, unfortunately she had a face like a bag of smashed crabs. But someone, a very rich someone, was sponsoring her!…… Yes, I did fuck her….. in the arse. Because I like riding around in BMW’s and being taken to expensive restaurants. OK I’m the whore!

    As for White Chicks, its a barrel shoot in BKK. I remember being in Bed Club with The Heckler, being stalked by two merauding white chicks, luckly for us the bouncers saw our plight and rendered them unconcious with elephant tranquilisers! Not saying they were elephants but I did feel a little cornered on a couple of occasions.

    To each his own.

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  45. Very funny BD. Some good lines. (“Mr. T Starter set”; “bag os smashed crabs”)

    I have a footnote to my little tale. Now with Alex out of hte picture, she’s a bit strapped for cash. So her ex-mamasan has talked her into working in China for a month. (Good for her, bad for me.) Went with her to the airport today to say good-bye — and, yes, I did see her get on the plane — and before she did she got a text message from some other putz named Peter. She can’t really read English, so she asked me to read it for her. I quote in its entirety from his U.K.-numbered message:

    Hello my darling. I hope you can get some work soon. I will send you some money soon to help you keep going. Can you give me your full name and bank number again? Take care of yourself. Miss you heaps. Love, Peter ;-) :-* XOXO

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  46. 8 ball says:

    Please stop this nonsense your hallucinating White women in the US and UK are fat. Plain and simple. sure there are exceptions but fat is the rule. Ever think that maybe your tastes are changing or that you are craving for some maternalism. Snap out of it. they are FAT!

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  47. UFC 299 Champ says:

    White women can be hot. It’s just that when they reach the late 20′s, they hit the wall.

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  48. Canadian Boy says:

    BD your response has to be the funniest shit i’ve read on this site.

    Where the fuck did you come up with all that??

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  49. Indu WangZi says:

    Ghost-

    Working in China, huh…will she be in Shanghai? If so..I am sure she will be sent to Manhattan’s or Judy’s 2 on Tong ren lu…its the Flip/Thai bar strip. Lots of suckers there that will pay RMB 1000 (4500 baht).

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  50. BD says:

    @CB: just my observations and experiences from the never ending daily trials of living in the craziest place on earth for the last 8 years. The Ghost just seemed to bring a few memories flooding back and I felt compelled to put key to screen.

    Experience only comes with living the dream, and not dreaming about living, which is what a lot of our erstwhile brothers, who feel the need to keep Western Union in business, are doing on a daily basis.

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  51. Hunch644 says:

    When in Bangkok last time, two female friends asked me what I missed most about home. I answered:

    1. TV. After a few days in LOS Im always craving some drama or documentary to stimulate the grey-matter, although I love that afternoon Thai cop show where the guy gets riddled with bullets in the opening credits while a syrupy ballad sung over the top!!

    2. Proper hosiery (the sad perv that I am). A lively discussion then ensued about garters, pantyhose, etc.
    They were happy to talk about their preferences and I was happy to humour them. I think I jerked off as soon as possible after I left their companty…..

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  52. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    When in Bangkok last time, two female friends [...]

    [...] I jerked off as soon as possible [...]

    You’re doing it wrong.

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  53. The Sandman says:

    As we all know “Thais make the best friends money can buy” So I do not see much point in the initial entry by PG. A tale of greed and dishonesty. What’s new? Especially when dealing with prostitutes? And their customers? Like watching a movie suspension of disbelief is required. I wonder however, at the smug glee, with which the episode is reported. There is something strangely ubpleasant about it. I wonder if a bunch of guys have just come in her mouth (a party trick of the pattaya addicts set), before she visits PG, and someone is having a laugh at his expense. I kinda hope so. But it is ironic the way she was found out.

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  54. nightshift says:

    Hi Ghost. Look mate , I live in Birmingham where you came 2 weeks ago and the women here are just absolutely horrible and fat. Walk round West Bromwich for a few hours mate and the only thin girls you see are either anorexic or crack whores.

    I’m typing this whilst doing my job working in a strip club ( you know who I am )and 3 guys just walked in. We have a great lineup of half decent young sexy girls and one dancer who’s pushing 40, fat and horribly lined ( with a coke habit and drug dealer rastafarian bf ).

    Guess who was the only girl to get a dance out of those guys?
    Yep, the dog. It’s like this. The horrible girls have to try harder and don’t take no for an answer. The pretty girls have had guys licking round them since they reached puberty and don’t have any skills to catch a smart rich customer.
    I’ve been in this business 15 years, I’ve seen it time and time again.

    Same principles, just different country.

    ps. In the time it’s took me to type this, that girl has got a guy to go into a Champagne Room (min spend 200GBP ) . So he’s just spent 200 to spend half an hour with a 40 yo smack bunny, whilst all the pretty girls are sitting preening their hair at the bar.

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  55. nightshift says:

    Sorry ghost, just realised that my last comment ended up a bit off topic.
    What I’m trying to say is, ugly TGs will try harder to get a sponsor than a pretty one.

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