Mango Weekly – 03 October 2009 – Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
Posted by pmmp | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on October 3rd, 2009
[MEDICAL DISCLAIMER: I am not a Doctor. I watch House but I have no degree and have never interned at a medical institution. Everything discussed below is for entertainment purposes only. You should contact your physician for the official take on any of the items below, except for maybe the breast milk which can be fun to try even if it doesn't work.]
One of the great things about Thailand is the Pharmacies. They are everywhere, they’re cheap, and they carry just about everything. All of this without requiring a prescription from a Doctor.
Over the years, I’ve learned about some new types of medication that have helped quite a bit. Once again, not a Doctor, so take these with a grain of salt. Please feel free to comment below about your experiences, or to share something not listed.
Apcalis
Top of the list of course is the weekender erection-assistance copy of Cialis. You can buy Cialis, but the generic 20mg Apcalis cost less and works just as good, or so I’m told (wink wink).
Kamagra
While we’re at it, Kamagra gel is digested more than most common food staples here in Thailand. Cheap erection-assistance available everywhere and pretty cheap too. Viagra is also available but Kamagra seems to be way more popular.
Finipecia
Generic version of Propecia. I’m bald so I have no need for this but recently a friend bought a bunch of these to take back to the US. He claimed huge savings versus buying it at home.
Lecithin
Pornstars have been using it for years but their secret is now out thanks to The Heckler, who’s a bit of a pornstar himself. I was planning on doing a full case study but I keep ruining the results with over-consumption of alcohol, so will tell you what I’ve learned so far. Lecithin is rumored to increase your sperm count. A couple of friends tried it and reported positive results so I decided to give it a try. Young Penfold took 16 one night and reported cumming like a spastic Rhino. I decided to try the recommended 4 pills though (a bottle of 100 will run you around $7 US and is available over-the-counter, like at GNC) an hour before engaging. I called over one of my favorite ho’s for the night to help with the experiment which I called The Lecithin Experiment. We went at it and I didn’t notice an extra volume during the finish. Slept for a few hours and then woke up hornier than I have been in a long time. Libido on. I took it out on my visiting angel and noticed I was hornier and the finish was powerful. The third time, again hornier, and quite a spray. So, I would say that it worked wonders. However, I have since tried it two more times and there was really no reaction at all, BUT, I was also severly intoxicated both times. More investigation needed, and since I have 88 pills left, let the experimenting continue.
Breast Milk
Cures Conjunctivitis (Pink Eye), yup. A farang friend recently had pink eye and picked up some drugs at the local hospital, and in about 3 days it was better but took a few more days after that to get totally clear. A Thai friend caught the pink eye from our farang friend and used breast milk from his wife who just had a baby. His eyes were cleared up the next day. Researching the web, breast milk is recognized as a cure for pink eye and can be fun to administer:
“The trick is to have the child lean back with her head in your lap. Have her close her eyes. Express a few drops of milk onto the affected eye, then briefly and gently open the child’s eye or have the child blink to get the breast milk in the eye”
and here’s a pic of a good samaritan helping out her friend:
Mumps
Days before we opened the new Mango, ssB came down with a case of the Mumps. His face swelled up like Renee Zellweger preparing for her next Bridget Jones movie. The swelling wasn’t going down until his girlfriend recommended some Tiger Balm and drawing some buddha stuff on his face. He tried it and the swelling went down immediately, and he can still impregnate chicks, all good.
Nyquil
It is NOT available in Thailand. Why? I have no idea. I have friends bring this over because I cannot live without it when I get sick. It takes all of the pain away when your sick. Don’t leave home without it.
Amoxicillin
Amoxicillin is an antibiotic used to treat bacterial infections. If you have a sniffle and go to a local Pharmacist, there’s a good chance he will offer you Amoxicillin. Taking too much of this is bad so best to check with your Doctor. This is not the cure for the common cold, but it does work.
Cipro
Cipro is similar to Amoxicillin in that it treats bacterial infections. This is used more for stomach crud (I told you I’m not a Doctor). This saved my Dentist friend during his first visit to Thailand when he became seriously ill with a stomach flu. Once again, check with your Doctor before using.
Valium/Xanax/SleepingPills
Not available in too many Pharmacies here, and if they do have it, they are careful about selling it. However, they can be found and are sold over-the-counter without a prescription.
Zithromax
Picture this, your smashed and you just picked up a lower Suk street ho and taxi’d over to the Penthouse Hotel. You’re shagging like a drunk pornstar and you hear “Snap!”. Condom breakage. As you’re removing what’s left of the condom off of what’s probably now a disease ridden penis, your first thought is probably Zithromax. You make your way to the 24 hour Soi 5 Foodland, pick up a box, and then go home and pray that you don’t have to use it. The key here is that you should only use it when symptoms occur, like sever itching in that area or burning pee. I was told to use it as a precautionary measure by Dr. Jonas in case such events occur, but a real Doctor said that was a very bad thing to do. Again, taking too many antibiotics can be harmful so check with Doc, a real Doc that is.
Steroids
Anybody that knows me can tell I don’t take steroids. Never had, never will. However, they do seem to be available. Will defer to others on this one.
Youth Medicine
There are a bunch of 50+ guys running around town banging young chicks and taking fountain of youth type drugs. Bumrungrad Hospital has a whole building dedicated to this. I really don’t know the specific drugs being taken but it’s a whole regiment and apparently works, and much cheaper than if you are taking the same drugs outside Thailand.
Fish Oil and Ibuprofen
I recently pulled a nerve in my back. My buddy suggested Fish Oil and Ibuprofen. Worked like a charm, and the Fish Oil is supposedly good for keeping your Cholesterol in check.
Well, after listing all of the above things out, I realized that I should repeat my disclaimer because I really don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Check with your Doctor on all of these.
Damn it Jim, I’m a pmmp, not a Doctor!
Spotlight Review and Nobel Peace Prize Candidate Entry from the Guide:
“well mr lee yes this is a great place for everyone to enjoy.. but it seams you have fallen into the same boat as everyone else and you should keep your Racist Comments to your self and do not stereo type and judge people on other peoples Comments.. i am a regular at rainbow 4 and enjoy a beer with farangs asian and anyone else who is in this palce.
so pull your head in you desperate lonley man”
- Dickfitzwell on Rainbow 4 GoGo – Rating: 
11 New Reviews were added this past week on the following Venues:
Climax (formerly Spice Club)
Kiss GoGo Soi Cowboy
Penny Black
Rainbow 4 GoGo
The Bossy Club
Tilac GoGo
Tulip Massage
Other Bar Bits:
- Closing times (generally speaking): NEP/Soi4-2:00am, SC-2:00am, Patpong-2:00am
Visit any bars, clubs or gogo’s this week? If so, please feel free to leave a Comment below or on the Guide to share your experience.
As reported recently, Spice Club on Suk Soi 11 has changed their name to Climax. They are also closing at 5am now. Lastly, the Tunnel is back open and pretty much the same as it was.
Other popular After Hours places: Boss, Bossy, Spicy, and for after After Hours, Swing.
You can check out other After Hours clubs around the city in the After Hours section of wickedtraveler.com.
Have any updates on braving the After Hours Scene? If so, please feel free to leave a Comment below and share your experience.
Congrats to tosh last week for knowing the inventor of bittorrent. Tosh donated his prize to Young Penfold who was very grateful.
This week,
PRIZE THIS WEEK: (1) Free Order of Chili Cheese Fries
This week’s Mango Weekly Giveaway is sponsored by: Scientology: Practicing medicine without a license.
RULES: Each week we will put out a challenging question(s). The first person to Comment correctly (one try each and only one win per month please) wins the Prize mentioned below which can be redeemed at the Big Mango Bar. We will name the winner in a subsequent Comment and send the winner a confirmation code via email. If you don’t want your prize, feel free to donate it to another blogger.
- Party Time: We have two, maybe three, big parties coming in October so we’re just having a small one tonight. Here is the schedule for October:
o October 3rd – Eff the Rain Party – Happy Hour ALL NIGHT
o October 17th – He knows all about Asian Pussy and where to get it, but the silly cunt married a Farang anyway Stag Party – DocBond sponsored
o October 31st – Halloween Party
- Beerlao Wednesdays are back and even better! Every Wednesday at the Mango Beerlao will be 65 baht ALL NIGHT. Beerlao Dark 75 baht (when in stock). C’mon down and help us support the Laos economy.
- Our Monthly Food Special: Roasted Chicken with Veg and choice of Chips/Fries/Mash for 190 baht:
- Breakfast is now served. Free Wifi meet the Mango McMUFFin.
- Map
Pics
Ardi, 4.4 million years old, and Walmart Shopper sent in by OnNutter. Evolution? Darwin was a fool.
Quotes
1. “She asked me to go upstairs for a blowie. Room cost was 200 baht. I said eff that, let’s go to the bathroom. She blew me in the bathroom but they still charged me 200 baht for using the bathroom?”
- Young Penfold
2. “The first time I went to Pretty Lady with Young Penfold I pointed down at the mirrors on the stage ledge and said “Check out the mirrors”. YP responded with “Cool” and proceeded to fix his hair in the mirror. He was totally serious.”
- BBB
3. “Thailand democracy same same Al Capone – gangsters. America democracy good. England democracy good. When Bush tells soldiers to bomb Iraq, they say ‘yes, sir’. When Thatcher tells soldiers to bomb the Falklands, they say ‘yes, madam’. When Abhisit tells soldiers to do anything, they say ‘go away – we are trying to sleep’.”
- A Bangkok taxi driver gives OnNutter the Isaan view of world affairs. As he compared Thai democracy to Al Capone, he turned round to mimic someone firing a machine gun. The only problem was that he was driving on a busy four-lane road.
Jokes
1. (sent in by Riodon)
BBB has just had a call from a Charity, asking him to donate some of his clothes to starving Africans.
He told them to F*ck off!!
Anybody who fits into his clothes is not starving he said!!
2. (sent in by OnNutter)
The year was 1967. A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
‘Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?’ ‘Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.’ The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ‘It looks like you have seen a lot of action.’
‘Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.’ The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, ‘You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.’
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, ‘You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?’
‘1955, ma’am.’ ‘Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!’
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ‘relax’ him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, ‘Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.’
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, ‘I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.’
3. (sent in by Salty)
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs
And make love,’ and you answer,
‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you’re barefoot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,
‘OLD’ IS WHEN….
You don’t care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don’t have to go along.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car
in the parking lot.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are not sure these are jokes
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My wife confirms the breast-milk cure works. (She was a recipient, not a donor).
Other village medicine: my little sister-in-law was late in learning to talk, as a child, so they fed her a certain type of lizard for a few months. I can confirm that the cure worked – all too well.
Also, pregnant women should eat dirt. Not being derogatory – there really is this whitish soil in the village that pregnant women crave for some reason.
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L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.
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I know this one too, can I submit?
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Whoops, sorry, forgot, different computer. I’m Scampering Jack Wilshere now, says The Artist Formerly Knows as Tosh. So, Scampering Jack Wilshere is happy Penfers enjoyed last week’s prize. Penfers, I’d enjoy a guided tour of your favorite dingy LB bars next time I’m in BKK if you’re feeling generous.
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Dr. Kevorkian
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Jack Kevorkian aka: Dr. Death???
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CB is right. But I believe the spelling is Kervorkian w/ a k.
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@MrLucky: Excellent info., thx.
@CBoy: Congrats! It is indeed Dr. Death. Email on the way.
@SJW: Great restraint in not answering but the rule is you can win once per month, not every 30 days but every physical month. So, you are eligible to win in October since you won in September. Anyway, nice to let CBoy win. He deserves some Chili Cheese Fries for all the guff he puts up with here
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pmmp- the dictionary defines “guff” as Foolish or uncalled for talk or nonsense.
So I am sure many of the blog readers disagree that our comments regarding the unneccessary perverted insensitive comments of cb are not “guff” but are more accuratly “justly deserved criticism”
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I’m on the Propecia in the USA. One daily pill, $3 per pill. So it’s over $1,000 per year. I’ve considered buying it in Southeast Asia, but I don’t want to risk getting fake stuff and going bald. I’ll take fake antibiotics, but not fake hair medicine.
Anyway, about six months ago I started using the Rogaine foam too. The Rogaine actually grows hair on the scalp, whereas the Propecia just seemed to stop the hair loss. I used to have a badly thinning Friar Tuck look, now I’ve got hair like Rod Blagojevich.
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GM (or should i say merril steubing), if that’s your photo, it’s not working na .
pmmp, i am have VeRy intrigued by the lechithin . if u can , keep us posted as u work your way through the 88 tabs remaining .
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@8ball: Understood. I wasn’t referring though to the latest Pattaya incident but more about how things like his grammar and spelling get made fun of in his previous posts.
@JD: It does do something and is pretty natural and safe. Plenty of docs on the web about what it is though if you want to be sure. At 250 baht for 100 you could give it a go yourself.
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Cipro saved me too, after some bug knocked me for a loop in Phnom Pehn. Fortunately, there was an American doctor staying in my hotel.
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gavinmac- that rogaine foam works wonders. back in high school i watched too much 70’s era porn and thought that having a huge manbush would really go over well with the ladies. i tried that foam and my dick looked like a member of zztop after a few months. when i realized girls didn’t like getting a good flossing while they gave me head it took 5 hours of careful, surgical precision trimming to get the uncle fester look. i was sweating bullets trying not to clip a ball. by far the most nerve racking experience of my life.
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I tried Kamagra once. I had been lusting over a broad for months and decided to get with the action. Twenty minutes after taking the stuff and five minutes into the act, my face became so hot, flushed, red and whatever, red enough that she got scared, that I couldn’t concentrate on getting the job done. Never tried it again and never went back to the same honey to make up for a very bad outing.
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“Fortunately, there was an American doctor staying in my hotel.”
Thailand is great for it: you don’t need no doctor prescription to buy penicillin or cipro at your local drugstore.
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BTW, I read something strange on ThaiVisa this morning: a guy had to pay 15k in a bus station for carrying a small quantity of Viagra (or was it Cialis?) in his bag — without a prescription. (He was on his way to *cough* Pattaya!)
Is it illegal to carry a small quantity of Cialis without any doctor paper, or was he just ruthlessly bullied around?
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pmmp… you fail to mention that pill you keep slipping in my drink when we are out together. The one that makes me sleep well but gives me a sore arse as a side effect.
Roophies or something?
THE MAN. I’ve had those hot flushes also… walk it off man.
Alternatively, you could use a condom with a lolly stick in it.
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Lecithin is unreal.
I usually take 4 of the beauties if I know Im gonna be getting my jester shoes within the next 3-4 hours, and it delivers a Peter North-esque load.
I took 6 before a night out once, but came back so cuntfaced I was unable to even raise a smile. The next night I was meeting a girl for drinks, and in a drunken state, I took a further 10, taking the count to 16
That night I barebacked her against the wall and delivered a creampie from hell. Comical amount of jizzolm. I was convinced she was gonna burst, and I needed to take a mop and bucket to the semenal backlash on the wooden floor
Zithromax is awesome if you have a drippy dick. I got prescribed 4 of them from Bumungrand hospital and the jokers charged me something like 1600baht for them. You can get 6 of them in Boots/Thai chemist for 550baht.
The cashier will hate your guts because she will know you have a snotty johnson.
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Amoxicillin is a cheap, painless cure for gonorrhea – single oral dose of 3gram gets you burn-free pissing again. 3 grams is a lot but better than having a cotton bud stuffed in your japs eye and a needle in your ass cheek.
I’ve also taken 500mg as a “morning after” prophylactic after sticking my todger in a particularly dirty stink box.
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I’m predicting this post is going to be a chart-buster on the comments ranking list…. Now, where to start?
Well, firstly, I think it especially fitting that Canadian Boy should submit the winning entry, but, of course, misspell it. :rofl:
As for the “guff,” I agree with 8-ball. Much of it is self-inflicted.
@The MAN — Kamagra is to be taken in SMALL doses. One whole gel-pack resulted in one of the worst headaches I’ve ever had. In fact, I don’t even mess with the gel anymore. They sell it in tablet form and — although I actually rarely use it — when I do, I break each tablet into 4 pieces. Just that quarter tab is enough to either offset the effects of alcohol on the hydraulics or give me enough gusto for a 2-hour session at Tulip.
@pmmp — This Apcalis stuff I’m gonna have to try. Never knew about it. Also gonna have to locate some of that Lecithin. But, honestly, if it makes you hornier than you already are, then I know a few of my regulars (who get popped at least 3 times in a long-time session) are not going to be happy.
Really, though, what is the benefit of a larger sperm load, other than the shock effect (and extra laundry)?
@Katechon — The bus-station Viagra shakedown was reported by Stickman, so it may not actually be true. But, assuming it was, it’s a scam. The police have been known to target farangs at the bus station and search then in hopes of a payout. Just one more chuckle in the Land of Smiles.
As for the post?
Nyquil is a must-have. I actually buy it in the gelcap format and bring over Costco-sized boxes of it. Bigger quantities can be transported more easily with less weight and less fear of leakage.
Antibiotics. I cannot repeat often enough pmmp’s warnings about antibiotic abuse. The number of antibio-resistant strains of bacteria, including gonorrhea, is skyrocketing. Thai doctors pass them out like candy and so many farangs I know throw them back at the slightest hint of a cold or cough when, in fact, nearly all colds and flu are a result of a VIRUS which cannot be treated with antibiotics. Zithro I can understand buying on your own, but I do not recommend people going out and buying up Cipro and the other general ones. Someday, not far from now, these will have no effect on many, many bacteria.
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@Ghost – because you are producing way more population paste, you come for longer, its more intense, and if you adminster a facial or tit-shot, the girl will think your a giant amongst men
@Poodle – I foolishly creampied a barskank from KohSamui back in Feb, and the very next day, the inside of my counterfeight Calvins looked like a painters easel. I gingerly minced to 3 different chemists, parting with the thick end of 1800baht on 3 packs of Zithromax, and chewed those fuckers like smarties, washed down with 6 litres of water to help piss the gunk out aswell
Next day, normal genital order was restored
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Amoxicillin costs about 50baht for a dose to cure a dose. Bargain. It’s annoying having to pay the doctor more than the girl.
I foolishly caught the clap after barebacking some skank. I say foolishly because I’d already had a mouthful of quim cottage cheese before sticking in her diseased hole.
Kate is correct about the cops stopping u for prescription drugs. A mate had to pay off the BIB after a Klong Toei drug search produced Xanax. It’s worth paying 100 baht to get a prescription note from a local doctor if you’re carrying meds.
Don’t forget to include apple cider vinegar in your monger’s first aid box – perfect for removing genital warts.
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there’s nothing like a diseased puss gunk filled post to cheer one up on a Saturday morning – back to my breakfast…
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Poodle talking about a “morning after” prophylactic reminded me of another pharmaceutical purchase, the pregnancy prevention type. There are two types of morning after birth control that I’ve heard about here. The first, you walk into a pharmacy and tell them that you want something to prevent pregnancy. They will give you some pills that are pretty cheap but I don’t remember the name. The second, I’ve seen girls drink this liquid in a Jaegermeister-like bottle with a picture of an old Thai lady on it. It’s like a liquid “morning after” pill. Not sure of it’s name either. If anybody has more specific info. it would be helpful.
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A simple morning after cure if you suspect a drippy dick is to rub toothpaste on your bell end. Preferably anti bacterial brand.
Unfortunatly it stings like a motherfucker.
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Picture Question; Daywalker
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I’m not a doctor, but when I was younger I often ‘played doctor’.
Wish I was back in LoS giving health care exams to needy single moms…:-(
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Anyone know if lecithin has the same effect if you’ve had a vasectomy? You’re not making sperm but still making the delivery system juice.
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@ pmmp – no worries, I’d just be winning chili cheese fries for Penfers anyway, it’s just that I’m still bitter about that Bart Starr thing and want to prove I’m super smart. Which I’m not.
@ Penfold – as many funny lines as you’ve come up with ‘the inside of my counterfeight Calvins looked like a painters easel.’ is easily top five. Well done.
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Ive mentioned on here before that I took 4 Ciallis tablets in 2 nights in Pattaya last Feb, and was stuck was stuck with a stonker that could cut a diamond for 6 days
I was at RCA with a buddy ofmine last week and he necked 2 kamagras at our table. Within 5minutes he was visibly feeling the effects
I have been on the receiving end of the cotton bud down my shaft before back in england and its no walk in the park I can tell you
One of the times I caught a dose of the Big G, it spread to my eye after scratching my winkie, and not washing my hands and putting my lenses in. Boots sell ALCON eye gel (the drops are shit) which had it cleared by morning. It cost no more than 250baht for a small tube
@Camp Jack Wilshere – The guided tour would be an absolute pleasure, and much love for the freemeal. I had the salad with chicken breast, no dressing and orange juice….. obviously
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Ghost… lol
Your an’ ass.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
I took some testosterone capsules for about a week. I didn’t feel any different. I did get into a couple of brawls, none of which was my fault.
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Anyone know where Lecithin can be bought in Thailand? Any pharmacy? Are there different types of Lecithin? or have a picture of the 100 capsule bottle? I’d like to give it a try.
View all comments by Erik
The Man…..Condom with a lolly stick in it? What about the splinters?
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@Erik: It’s available at GNC stores and at some Pharmacies. Google ‘Lecithin’ and you can see the different types. The Pharmacy I bought it in carried only one type, Natures Best Lecithin, and it’s a white plastic bottle with a green label.
View all comments by pmmp
I’ve actually snorted a 20mg Cialis tablet or as I call it, “The Bunker Buster”.
Swab the tablet with a wet q-tip, then with the very corner of a razor slowly peel off the film coating. From there use the razor to shave it down into a powder and make your lines.
Snort it back and watch how fast it will react. I know sounds very stupid but Thailand is all about trying new things.
Well… it won’t make your gums numb but your dick will certainly be numb.
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I’m just laughing at the thought of all of these Boots and other local pharmacies being swamped with farangs asking for ‘Lecithin.’
And the girls aren’t going to know what hit ‘em
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I just wanted to pass along a tender moment in the life of tfs2m blog. Canadian Boy and The Pattaya Ghost have been at odds for a while, but finally one of them extended the olive branch.
Canadian Boy has donated his prize this week, an order of chili cheese fries, to The Ghost. Brought a tear to my eye.
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@pmmp: Are you sure that’s a tear? Could be some backup from too much Lecithin.
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@ Penfold – I’m holding you to that deal, re: the LB bar tour. But if we have something to eat it will be nothing but lean salads and orange juice. As you like.
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Thank you CB, I’m touched. And, no, not by Penfold.
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@pmmp great post some very helpful info have used the little pharmacy on suk road near soi 4 for the blue pills and also on yps advice last time around get me a 6 pack of zithromax only (500baht) no good when his missus serves you she shots the pack on the counter then just takes the dough,obviously thinking this dudes got the snotty dick thing going on ,but this pack is just a little insurance so I dont take any unwanted extras back home must get me some of that lecithin
@yp simply pissin myself laughing so hard at those great lines
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Just a word of warning, after a recent hospitalisation for sudden complete deafness in one ear(now thankfully restored) I did extensive research on various hypochondriac websites and there are recorded instances of where taking Viagra/Kemagra has caused sudden deafness.
Don’t want to create paranoia but if I am why shouldn’t everyone suffer.
View all comments by PrP
Ghost : ” I do not recommend people going out and buying up Cipro and the other general ones.”
I understand, Ghost. However, if you ever have a wound that does not cure for some reason, go buy penicillin, pulverize it, a powder it on the wound to keep it dry.
It worked for me; my infected wound cured incredibly fast.
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On lecithin and man-juice
I always wondered, after watching a short porn movie, how it was possible for this black guy to ejaculate so much milk, and I mean at least a liter… Now I think I know.
I’ll try it soon for fun…
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On Cialis (tadalafil)
I’ve bought ’bout 200 20mg pills in Mumbai last winter.
From my experience, the effect of 10mg (half a pile) runs for about a week. Seriously. One’s grows very large at the slightest stimulation. Wear loose pants. I notice it’s wearing out when in the morning, waking up, my tail is not as wide and tick as in the previous days.
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Poodle : Thanks for the advice; I’ll go get a 100 TB prescription for erectile disfunction before hitting the road again!
View all comments by Katechon
@Katechon – my hooker impregnating buddy, I think the porno your referring to is something like ‘monsters of cock’
That porno, much like Santa Claus ISNT real.
@Erik – You can also get Lecithin in Boots too. However, prior to a trip to Nataree last month, me and a few mates popped into a lower Sukhumvit chemist to pick some up, and the cheeky cunts wanted 500baht for them. We told them where to poke it
Not that its so much a ‘medication’ I have a few mates that swear by toothpaste on lovebites. Also, put aftershave on spots/mosquito bites to dry them out
View all comments by Young Penfold
Ghost….
You can insult me anytime.
I’m still a fan an your still a prick.
The touching moment is over lets get back to business around here.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Looking forward to the Halloween party, myself and Humantsunami will be there in full force. @ssb do you require any krispies?
View all comments by Imprint
Kamagra gel is a bit heavy on the side effects, nasal congestion, facial flushing in fact I had to stop mid poke and puke my guts up in the bathroom from the stomach cramps, these lasted about a day and f***ed up my later dentists appt because I couldnt lie down in the chair from drowning in my stomach acid. So bye bye Kamagra gel for me!
Apcalis is ok by the way if you use half a tab first of all to see what the side effects are, but results are good and its cheaper than the real thang which also is very good at what it does and lasts ages.
Be careful about storing Cialis in heat or sunlight because the effects of the pills can be compromised by poor storage, stick em in the fridge at the bottom.
Right lecture over, off out to get some lecithin if they havent sold out yet!
View all comments by ao nang
Has anybody done an intensive course of Cialis and Lecithin? That sounds like a (w)hole lot of fun.
I’m going to have to give Lecithin a go. I have a couple of girls in mind. I can drop a pretty good load at the best of times. I went out last night with a lovely, and I thought sweet Hi-So girl last night, she wasn’t so demur at 5am, more of a drunken slut, begging for it on her tits. Boy is she in for a surprise.
View all comments by wineguy
Why do I have a sudden mental image of a queue of TFS2M readers stretching from the Nana Pharmacy all the way around the block, twice?
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I wonder if Lecithin is also helpful as an aid to recovery from doing weights at the gym, as it seems to involve cell development?
Any medico’s?
View all comments by wineguy
everyone on this board should see a mental dr.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Apcalis — Cialis — Megalis : it’s all the SAME thing, ie. Tadalafil.
Young Penfold: Yeah, it think it is ‘Monster Cock’ or something indeed. I’ve seen it a year ago on redtube. Not real hey? Ouf… Not that I’d doubts about my seminal abilities…
View all comments by Katechon
Canadain Boy : “everyone on this board should see a mental dr.”
No need, C-Boy.
One can buy anti-psychotic directly, at the corner of the next street!
View all comments by Katechon
@Katechon: Good one, and it brings up a good question. Does anybody have any info. on psych meds like Antidepressants, Anti-Psychotics, Anti-Anxiety, Meds for Alcohol Dependence, or Anti-Manic Mood Stabilizers? I have no personal experience with these…I swear.
View all comments by pmmp
Probably not worth the bother at this point, but one more thing about meds. Very good friend of mine is an infantry grunt about to go on his fourth tour of central Asia, second one in Afghanistan. He tells me that they are told pretty much not to eat/drink anything that doesn’t have a US Army logo on it, but guys cheat. When they get stupid stomach sick, like you will, Cipro is the scrip of choice. He says it works almost too well, that there’s nothing left living the GI tract and it takes a while until food is digested correctly, but that beats dying of dehydration. So when I go to anyplace outside of Europe I pack a few courses of Cipro in case my taste for local food gets the better of me.
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
I am not sure what’s worse: Reading and taking pharmaceutical advice from the TFSTM Mongers, or actually getting out pen and paper to make a list for my next pharmacy trip. I can see the beginnings of the next guide: ‘Mongers guide to pharmaceuticals’ in SE Asia’
Now that I will be getting harder, bigger, cumming copious loads, and killing any unwanted hitchhiking viruses along the way. I think i am good to go. Thanks guys, hope it doesn’t kill me, but if it does at least i will be leaving a shit-load more seed.
View all comments by I Phukit
@pmmp: I had a friend who on a couple of different nights was handing out Ritalin like candy to us. He got a psych prescription for the stuff. I can say I drank enough to put me into a comma a couple of those nights and thought I was still wide awake. It’s supposed to calm down hyperactives but seems to have the opposite effect if you’re not hyperactive.
I’ve also heard about some newer hyperactive drugs that – at least when sober – give you super concentration skills. You just get zoned into whatever you’re doing and many US/UK university students are trying to get their hands on them for studying.
Supposedly, you cannot get either Rit or the other drugs at your local. You 100% need a prescription even in Thailand.
My casual observation is that even though I’ve been sold Ruffies to help me sleep on a flight anything that’s an upper is prescription only.
View all comments by Billy Bangkok
SJW : I’ve been in India, Kashmir and Pakistan. Street food and cheap restaurants are dangerously insalubrious there — ’cause most of the time the guy cooking it did not wash his hands with soap… and did not use an adequate cutlery to cut the vegetables.
Most of them kitchen are so dirty you don’t wanna know. With no proper fridge. And don’t bother asking ‘em for soap.
Also, for some reason, there is a lack of ice supplies…
So the meat is an imperative no-no…
I love a lot of people in the indian subcontinent; I’ll probably come back in a paradisiac spot I’ve found on a Arabic sea beach, BUT since I’ve been to Thailand and China and Singapore, I’ve to admit turning a bit “racist”: FFS, why can’t they bother washings their goddamn hands?
I thought at first it was due to poverty. But then in Issan for instance, both food and kitchen are clean — so why can’t the Indians and Pakistanis and Afghanis bother with basic cleanliness?
It’s not a rhetorical question; I’m really wondering why.
No wonder the Brahmans don’t eat food not cooked by a fellow Brahman ; it’s pure basic hygienic principe down there.
View all comments by Katechon
” some newer hyperactive drugs that – at least when sober – give you super concentration skills.”
Smart pills!
From one of the best American blog I know:
When athletes are exposed as dopers, we heap scorn and doubt on their accomplishments. What about college students? An estimated 25 percent of them now illegally use concentration- and memory-boosting drugs to help them make the grade. One researcher wonders if academics are willing to subject themselves to the same anti-doping circus now dogging sports. Future students could be made to submit to urine tests before their final exams. What about their professors, who are turning to smart-pills as well? Depends on whether or not you think cognitive enhancement drugs are a cheat for academics
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/02/are-ritalin-taking-students-cheaters/
Now can I pop some of them ’smart pills’ if my work doesn’t let me enough brain power to learn Thai properly?
View all comments by Katechon
I would be far more worried about the effects of pumping my system with antibiotics on a daily basis than the possible effects of food borne bugs. I regularly see rats running around the stalls and restaurants I eat in daily on Rangnam Road, and other the odd burning ring of fire from too much of the hot stuff the night before I never any issues.
View all comments by wineguy
“everyone on this board should see a mental dr.”
- Personally, I think they should see a ’sane’ Dr.
View all comments by Daywalker
Wineguy – I know that steroid users, take Lecithin to help with the harsh effects the juice has on the liver and kidneys, but natural weight-lifters/gym-goers, I couldnt tell you
Katechon – If you notice in that porno, you never see the cock connected to the guys body, and he always has his hand round the base
Also, in anyones ‘tool box’ should be baby wipe style tissues. This is to offset the effects that a nights drinking and dancing, in the tropical heat, can do to a gentlemans ‘freshness’. I like to call it ‘disco dick’
Someone should go out and buy shares in Lecithin after this post.
View all comments by Young Penfold
This forum is going downhill when the topic is about getting it up.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
@C Boy – does daddy buy you your meds too?
View all comments by RonBaltimore
RonBaltimore – No need. I just use his supply. My daddy owns Cialis
View all comments by Canadian Boy
@ YP – you’re on a roll. ‘Disco dick.’ Love it. And if you carry baby wipes with you when put a bit of the lash on, so you can ‘freshen up’ for the lass who brought you home, you’re truly a gentleman.
For me, in that state, I just hope I can operate the shower and wish the poor thing the best.
View all comments by Scampering Jack Wilshere
@ YP – I’m no doctor but, with all these creampies you’re giving out, does that mean there are a bunch of little YP babies roaming around? Or do you give them a morning after pill? Or is it all up to her?
View all comments by Night Rider
anyone ever suffered from broken dick trauma? Banging too hard and it pops out and gets bent from hitting the taint instead of the hole? My mate sad soul that he is had this happen right after he arrived last week. Looks like a slow recovery ahead. His pecker looks like an eggplant. Ouch!
View all comments by Datou
oh and a word to the wise take meds on a full stomach unless it says not to. I just got over four muthafuckin ulcers from popping aleve like M&M’s for a back problem.
View all comments by Datou
Night RIder – *crickets chirping*
View all comments by Young Penfold
Don’t put any of that powder on your dick after a shower, the broads tell me it doesn’t taste good, had to go reshower a couple of times to keep her happy.
YP
Who told you you had disco dick? Don’t tell me some honey laid that on you. Heading to Singapore Wed. got a good #?
Datou
Happened to a pal of mine, it took over 8 months for it to get some what better. The only thing that saved him was that it was his wife that did it while riding the pony.
View all comments by THE MAN
Abuse and uneducated misuse of frontline antibiotics promotes the spread of drug-resistant strains of the diseases which are the bane of YP’s existence.
Seriously, instead of relying on this blog for medical advice, try visiting a doctor at one of the plethora of public hospitals around, or at the very least, attempt to educate yourself about whatever you think you might have prior to self-medication.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonorrhea
View all comments by The Heckler
@The Heckler: Indeed, and good advice. However, was it a Doctor that told you about Lecithin?
This Post was just meant to share some street talk on what’s out there and you’re definitely right about following up with a Doctor.
View all comments by pmmp
@The Heckler – Care to share any other pearls of wisdom on the subject of drug/substance/alcohol/medication abuse?
View all comments by Young Penfold
YP I think I’ll take the lecithin and see if it help lifting weights, dead weight, about 100lbs, dark hair, tight snatch, gagging on my jizz. I’m a bit worried that I’ll get the horn at the gym though. The whole, thou must not show off thy knackers in the changing room gives me the shits.
View all comments by wineguy
Gonorrhea doesn’t always affect your dick. I managed to get a “Dissipated Gonnoccal Infection” which was basically gonorrhea of the knee and leg. First mt foot swelled up and was agony to walk on (trekking/limping up & down soi 6 in Pattaya didn’t help) and then it spread to my knees and calves. Also had a high fever. I couldn’t believe it when the Doc at Bumrungrad said it was gonorrhea! My dick was working fine!
7 days of daily anti-biotic injections followed by 7 days of oral anti-biotics did the trick.
“Disseminated gonorrheal infection:
Disseminated gonococcal infection (DGI) may follow 1-2% of mucosal infections, with symptoms that vary greatly from patient to patient. By the time the symptoms of DGI appear, many patients no longer have any localized symptoms of mucosal infection.
DGI can occur in infants born to infected mothers.
Joint or tendon pain is the most common presenting complaint. About 25% of patients with DGI complain of pain in a single joint, while as many as two thirds describe polyarthralgia, which is often migratory. Severe pain, swelling, and decreased mobility in a single joint suggest a purulent arthritis with effusion. The knee is the most common site of purulent gonococcal arthritis.
Tenosynovitis is also common in DGI, usually affecting the small joints of the hands.
Fever is common, but the temperature is usually less than 39°C.
Skin rash is a presenting complaint in approximately 25% of patients, but a careful examination will reveal a rash in most patients with DGI. The rash is usually found below the neck and may also involve the palms and soles.
Headache, neck pain and stiffness, fever, and decreased sensorium may indicate gonococcal meningitis. This disease may be clinically indistinguishable from meningococcal meningitis on presentation, although the course of gonococcal meningitis usually is less rapid.
Subacute onset of fever, chills, sweats, and malaise may indicate the presence of gonococcal endocarditis. Patients with endocarditis may develop atypical chest pain, cough, and dyspnea, as well as the arthralgias and rash typical of DGI. Rarely, gonococcal endocarditis can cause severe valvular damage and death if not recognized and treated rapidly. Gonococcal endocarditis is more common in men than in women. Patients with collagen vascular disease (especially those with systemic lupus erythematosus) also may be more prone to this complication.”
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/782913-overview
View all comments by Brewsterbudgen
Wineguy – 1 side effect I got in the gym from using Lecithin, was an unusual amount of hardons.
You have all that extra baby-batter swirling around your nadgers, coupled with the rushing blood, grunting and thrusting that comes with a gym session (with me anyway) and you can imagine the side effects
Stay away from the C-WOW in ratchada, as its a total cunt-fest
View all comments by Young Penfold
1st stop…Jungceylon Mall, Phuket, Thailand. Sold out. WTF. ” Yes sir, normally right here on the shelf but now all gone.” Damm you I Phukit!!!
No problem, about 50 feet to the next pharmacy. 100 pills, 360 baht…sold. Of course I found 200 pills a short time later for 499 baht. Damm you Bangla Rd pharmacies!!
Let the games begin!
On another note, I know it’s been awhile since I posted, but who is this Knight Rider impersonator? There can only be one!!!
View all comments by KnightRider
@KnightRider: Not sure about the other KR but you can always rename to OrignialKnightRider? Anyways, please let us know your results if you can. I ruined a fourth run with too much alcohol, again, but even tanked up there was a similar positive experience to when I first tried. Go get em!
View all comments by pmmp
@Pmmp: I will keep you updated, although I’m sure it won’t be half as big as the load I’m going to blow when the Red Sox win the World Series!!!!
View all comments by KnightRider
@KnightRider: Shaping up to be a pretty damn good Playoffs, starting with the Twins-Tigers. As a Yankees fan, I hate you, simple as that
Actually, I would love to see the Yanks and Red Sox meet. There is no better match up in all of sports imho. Both teams are stacked and pretty even actually despite the records. The Sox have some awesome pitching and pitching wins the World Series usually, so I’m worried and just hope CC and the boys can step up. Can’t wait to see it so hopefully they can both make it through the first round.
View all comments by pmmp
YP I go to Cali WoW at Siam, unfortunately they have a separate female area, but I can sit on the bike upstairs and watch girls in lycra, or whatever it is that creates camel toe these days while they do that dancing shit.
Brewsterbudgen Your foot swelled up? you must have the same sized cock as me.
View all comments by wineguy
OK I’m set, I got enough lecithin now and I just registered with the local fire department. Next time they got a big fire, call me and I’ll submerge the flaming fuck with baby batter.
View all comments by I Phukit
@pmmp…There is no better match up in all of sports…
A sport? This is news indeed. My one and only visit to the yankee stadium entailed a hot dog eating contest, severally beers and marvelling at the cute co-ordinated kids on the row in front, singing songs with all the moves. Believe the yankees lost 7-1 that day, though it was 7 or 8 years ago…i guess they have improved.
View all comments by rope-a-dope
88
View all comments by Canadian Boy
@ CB: 88? What’s that, how many years since Canada has had a baseball team or how many years since said team has won a WS? Probably same same. You are our 52nd state, and don’t you forget it!!
@ Rope a Dope: Your name says it all. “A Sport?” Keep drinking your tea and eating crumpets while watching cricket. In AMERICA we crush crickets under our heels because they are annoying.
@ Pmmp: Sorry, 1st round ruined. Same Same as your 4th round. Or I guess same as round 1-4.
@ I Phukit: I knew you bought out the Boots store at Jungceylon. Bastard!
View all comments by KnightRider
Lets Go Red Sox Lets Go!
View all comments by wineguy
88th post. Now I’m 91.
I want 100.
btw: Kit, Canada blows.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Knightrider You’re lucky Canada is your 52nd state. It’s the only one that isn’t going to be in recession (hole too deep to dig out of) for the next decade.
View all comments by wineguy
On the subject of pharmaceuticals, can you still get diet pills (usually phentermine or similar) over the counter in Thailand? Lots of potential for abuse with those.
View all comments by Combover
Dr. Kevorkian.
View all comments by Ray
@Combover: If a bargirl is super skinny, it’s usually the meth or diet pills. Both are readily available, well, as much as anywhere else I guess.
@Ray: Somebody already won the prize, check CBoy Comment #5
View all comments by pmmp
OK, here’s my Lecithin report. I went to GNC and bought a big bottle of 100 “Triple Lecithin” 1200 mg capsules. The capsules are big and brown and look and smell like giant turds.
At 1200 mg, I assume they are three times as strong as whatever pmmp is using. So I took one capsule the day before yesterday, one capsule yesterday, and two today. Then tonight I lit some candles and broke out my best Japanese porn for my own one man ejaculatory experiment.
I took my time slapping the sausage. I worked myself up to a proper climax. The moment of truth. With all the Lecithin in my system, I fully expected that I would explode with a magnificent money shot not unlike the eruption Peter Brady’s volcano.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4KMk6T5mQU
It didn’t happen. It was the same disappointing, low volume, marginal distance ejaculation I usually have. Maybe I need to try the other hand.
View all comments by gavinmac
@gavinmac: The Lecithin I bought is 1200 mg as well so it might be a dosage thing. I took six turds at once the other night and even with drinking, it juiced things up a little bit.
View all comments by pmmp
GM – Personally I always found the best results were when I had them in my system overnight.
I would always take 4-6-8-10 (depending how drunk/brave i was at time of consumption) before a night on the tiles, however, such is the common theme, I always get too shitface drunk to even get a hard-on/speak coherantly, so would always sit tight until the morning, and bring the lecithin induced thunder. Thats when the loads are glue-gun-esque
View all comments by Young Penfold
@YP: But loads when you’ve got the Hangover Hornies are bigger anyway I reckon. Usually because of the failure to shoot it the night before in my experience.
I’m sceptical about this lecithin malarkey.
View all comments by Combover
For those challenged in the folicle department, forget Propecia – ask for Proscar. This is a drug they give to guys with enlarged prostates however the active ingredient is the same as Propecia (Finasteride) except in a 5mg dose rather than 1mg as in Propecia. Buy yourself a pill cutter and you’re all set. A box of Proscar (which is 3 mths supply) goes for about 1000baht in BKK – 3 times cheaper than buying the same amount of Propecia.
For a cheap and legal(ish) buzz knock back a couple of Stilnox with a cold bottle of red bull.
Don’t take Kamagra before getting on a plane. I dropped one prior to a Singapore-BKK flight so I’d be ready for business on arrival, but when the plane starting decending I swear it felt like my skull and eyeballs were going to explode. Scary.
View all comments by Guy Todd
There’s no way I’m going to swallow six or more of those Lecitihin turds at once. I’d rather have unimpressive orgasms.
View all comments by gavinmac
So, I’m pretty sure I’m the cheap sap who bought the pharmacy out of finpecia a few months back. Seems to be working fine so far.
Word of warning, though: finasteride (the ingredient in propecia and finpecia, etc.) is EXTREMELY dangerous to developing male fetuses. It’s “pregnancy category X”: think thalidomide, only instead of giving you flipper-arms, it moves your pee-hole from where it’s supposed to be to somewhere around your nut sack (seriously, go google “hypospadias images”; it’s not pretty). Fetuses are at risk even if the mother TOUCHES the tablets, since it can be absorbed through the skin.
Propecia comes in nice coated tablets, so they don’t break easily and the pee-hole moving dust doesn’t fall all over the bathroom counter. Finpecia, however, doesn’t have the coating, and comes in blister packs where you have to push each pill through the foil. Probably about 1 out of 10 pills I’ve taken have shattered into a powder when trying to take them. (Cutting up proscar probably leaves some dust too.)
Now, I’m sure there’s a decent chance we’ve all had a p4p girl or two with a bun in the oven tooling around our bathrooms at some time or another (just applying the law of averages here), whether we or she even knew about her delicate condition at the time. Also, I’m sure none of us want to be responsible for fucking up the junk of some prospective punter before he’s even born, right? So basically my advice is to be careful with the tablets.
Thank you, and good night.
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@ Guy Todd – 2 questions…….
1 – by folically challenged, do you mean bald/thinning/receeding or all of the above?
2 – If I have a normal sized prostate and I take this stuff, is my prostate going to dissapear?
@Combover – Your right about the morning-after-horn, but couple that with 16 lecithins and 2 nights of not blowing, and it makes for a cataclismic load. Only one way to find out……..
View all comments by Young Penfold
WARNING Do not take lecithin and go to club I went to last night, 300 Thai girls not a farang in sight, and I have no clue where it was……..and am still pissed and shagged out of my brain.
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@Wineguy – Thanks for that invaluable info. Im going to rush there tonight. Where was it agin?………. Oh……..
View all comments by Young Penfold
@YP Still trying to work that out.
Me and a mate went to Brick Bar last night, cool Ska and lots of nice chics. We hooked up with two girls (mine was hot his semi hot) who work at the JW Marriott, and they dragged us into a cab and to some place……
I think it was Ratchada, but will have to try and confirm with my offsider when he wakes from his coma. We went from Khao San road full of Farang (although Brick bar was almost all Thai) to this place were there were 500 people, no westeners, and mostly girls. Will let you know when I do! For a tuesday (yesterday was tuesday wasn’t it) night it rocked.
View all comments by wineguy
Saw Lecthin at GNC in MBK today for 1200 baht. Took a pass. I jammed my toe awful last week. Damn thing turned black and blue overnight. GF had some vaseline looking crap in a small green tin. She said the girls use it on the bruises when BF or customer roughs them up a bit. She rubbed it on toe. Had absolutely no sensation at all. I think just some more crap they trick these people into buying. Next morning, toe hurts like hell for sure, but not a mark on it, nada.
Also watch out for to much cialis. I first thought it was a daily med. After 4 days I had a back ache that was unbearable.
View all comments by Red Devil
@YP Works best on people just starting to lose their hair ie. thinning. In my case the hair even grew back completely. I’ve been told that once you’re bald it’s too late.
Proscar, Finpecia, Propecia etc all have the same active ingredient so the side effects are the same. No, your prostate won’t disappear. However these drugs will tend to give you a false PSA reading – so if you’re at the age when you need prostate checks you do need to be mindful of this.
Good point Fender, finasteride is very dangerous for pregnant women and care should be taken when handling cut/broken pills
View all comments by Guy Todd
Also, for good hangover cures, you can get ‘electrolyte’ drinks from Watson/Boots for 6-7 baht a sachet. One brand I remember the name of is ‘Royal-D’
Also any form of ‘dioralhyte’ will also be effective in re-hydrating you after a night on the cocktails and narcotics
At 7baht a sachet, 100baht should keep you well stocked
View all comments by Young Penfold
Zithromax (Azithromiacin) FUCKED my gut and digestion royally. Its an EXTREMELY potent antibiotic, and I would not recommend using it ever. If you have to, then take a shitload of probiotics etc afterwards… But are those even available in Thailand?
View all comments by WalterEgo
Doing a little research on lecithin:
The Lecithin Book by Carlson Wade has pictures of sperm all over the cover…
Then there’s this:
Kathryn Stein’s 5-star Amazon review of Bob’s Red Mill Soy Lecithin Granules: “I don’t know why lecithin is good for you, but Bob’s makes it good and affordable.”
I’m pretty sure it’s not too tough to get Kathryn to swallow…
View all comments by fender
On Lecithin:
Several vitamins and minerals that are known to increase sperm and semen production can be found in everyday foods. Some of these are vitamin A, vitamin C, vitamin E, selenium, zinc and folic acid. All of these are nutrients which are known to be vital to sperm production. Also important to semen production is lecithin, iron and antioxidants.
Other foods known to promote larger sperm volume include liver, spinach, broccoli, and most citrus fruits.
From link below, with more info on “increasing low semen volume with foods.”
http://ezinearticles.com/?Increasing-Low-Semen-Volume-With-Foods&id=1320519
Also, other sites seem to confirm that lecithin does indeed help with increasing ejaculate volume. So i guess its either this or the Peter North pills…
View all comments by WalterEgo
The internerd seems to be awash with non-scientific claims for lecithin and other vitamins & minerals. Most of these claims are akin to the kind of statements made for women’s beauty or bodybuilding products.
Are there any substantiated, credible scientific studies out there?
Not that I especially care. I’ll give the lecitihin a pop, if you’l excuse the pun.
View all comments by Combover
I haven’t tried lecithin yet, but tribulus terrestris does the trick for me.
View all comments by hanuman
“1 side effect I got in the gym from using Lecithin, was an unusual amount of hardons.
You have all that extra baby-batter swirling around your nadgers, coupled with the rushing blood, grunting and thrusting that comes with a gym session (with me anyway) and you can imagine the side effects
Stay away from the C-WOW in ratchada, as its a total cunt-fest”
YP – surely if you’re going to get hardons in a gym, you WANT to be in a place that has plenty of girls, as opposed to a gym full of blokes?
View all comments by bibblies
Some additional findings wrt The Lecithin Experiment, I’ve done two more trials. The first one I took 6 early in the evening and ruined it again with booze, although there were additional juices flowing. The second, I took 6 and managed to stay sober. I can honestly say that for me, it does do something. I notice an increase in libido during the first round, and increased levels of “output” for both the first and second round. At the end of the day, it’s pretty safe overall but I’m not a big fan of taking these giant pills so will save it for special occasions when I’m not drinking.
I’ve heard mostly positive results from friends so far but if other’s decide to try it, it would be great to hear what your experience was. Feel free to post your results as a comment to this post.
View all comments by pmmp
…Im not a gynaecologist,but,I will have a look at it for ya…
View all comments by Khunkunta
I have discovered a few more “alternate” remedies from my GF. A few weeks ago we HAD to make the 4 hour bus ride to Chantaburi. Seems the 10 year old nephew was horribly sick. Upon arrival he had cold sores. We had to go get medicine for him. The medicine was chocolate milk, and as we all know had no effect. You have to love it.
The next remedy was from last night. I ate something that put me on the shitter all night long. This morning GF speaking in English which Tarzan would have appreciated, explain dehydration to me. She said I “shit to mutt, water low.” The part I liked was the hand-and-arm signals which accompanied the statement.She announced she would go get a cure-it-all for me. She returned a made me a tall glass of magic elixir, often known as “kool-aid”
She was proud and to be honest, I was flattered.
View all comments by Red Devil
There are natural testosterone boosters on the market that seem to work ; Red Maca, Tongkat Ali and Horny Goat weed (what’s in a name), to name a few.
View all comments by hanuman
KnightRider wrote:
“@Pmmp: I will keep you updated, although I’m sure it won’t be half as big as the load I’m going to blow when the Red Sox win the World Series!!!!”
winwguy wrote:
“Lets Go Red Sox Lets Go!”
Sorry guys, hehehehe.
View all comments by pmmp
I don’t know what is wrong with you guys, but I went out and bought these pills. 300 baht for 100 at Watson’s.
And it doesn’t do anything for me. No increase in jizz.
I have to admit, while being a life-long vegetarian I eat a lot of soy as it is and many girls told me I spray a huge load.
So no use for me taking these giant pills.
View all comments by Happy Farang
you might want to go easy on the soy, happy farang!
“Soy can cause gynecomastia (female-looking breasts) within months. A recent study at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill showed that men eating whopping amounts of soy experienced breast enlargement and even some nipple discharge.”
View all comments by generous sponsor
@happy: You’re probably right that it won’t help in your case. Curious though, how many did you take? I just heard another positive confirmation from a friend that took six for the first time this past weekend.
View all comments by pmmp
I took 4 of these giant pills.
And it’s not that I eat a kilo of soy per day.
My titties look perfecly fine
View all comments by Happy Farang
Lecithin doesn’t do anything for your winky that drinking a very tall glass of water before sex will already do for improving ejaculate volume. Allow me to take a moment to share A true aphrodisiac Yohimbe packaged by GNC brand does perform quite well as a all around certifiable sex drug forget ginseng and horny goat weed. those lacking the sensitivity they once had or never had will assure Slow pistol shooters will notice first the first changes from taking the wonder sex herb. However the best part taking the herbal supplement is experiencing electrifying sexual impulses resulting in much deeper tongue out of mouth type of orgasms you would never dream of having and because of the effects of the herb you will still be ready for yet another session with your lover even if that is never your habit. Too bad its illegal in Thailand because of its stimulant properties. But like I said a true aphrodisiac and I carry a few bottles into Thailand. Get the capsules. They work better then any other manufacturer brand anywhere including the internet. One foot note it does very little for those who need Viagra stiffies instead take L -Arginine for that which is the main ingredient in all those Extend your penis pills. 1000mg capsule one hour with water before session will work nearly as well as Viagra sometimes so well it hurts. Very careful taking together with Yohimbe. I would not take both together. But you can take Arginine together with Yohimbe as L -Arginine is just an amino acid. Add zinc supplement for semen production and DHEA for testosterone for daily supplement or Sustanon 250mg every two to four weeks.
View all comments by toby
I had quite a few Yohimbe-sessions a decade ago. That time I had a brown powder and you had to brew a nasty tasting kind of tea. Lots of honey did the trick. The problem was to avoid an overdose, which resulted more often than once in such an odd feeling in my body that I had to interrupt the dirty deed. So a capsule sounds like a good idea.
With the right dose – man, this was as good as viagra, which was unknown these days. And you share it with your girls – they love the effect too. Demand for extensive pounding was substantially increased.
Yohimbe is actually grounded bark of an african tree, so this is real voodoo stuff. But beware – it’s a really powerful drug, don’t mix it with other drugs or too much alcohol. A shared (regular) bottle of champagne was just right.
View all comments by Son of Bambi
I can only tolerate a half capsule and I weigh 180 lbs or 81kg or else I get too nervous and you will see it in your shaky hands and feel it all over. Yes easy to over dose. Whatever you do don’t take 2 capsules at least not of the GNC brand which is brown powder capsule. I have tried other manufacturers without any effect. I would not take it at all with Viagra.
View all comments by toby
Horny Goat Weed does work for me, I do know some that have said it did nothing for them. Hell at my age I’ll try almost anything except two sticks and duct tape.
View all comments by THE MAN
Not sure about policy on this board for blatant plugs, but for cheap deals on various herbs, proteins, supplements, multi-vitamins and for Rose Ox (excellent for getting the ladies horny) in Thailand contact Pinpapra on pinpapra@hotmail.com.
View all comments by Moary