Cocktail Down Low
Posted by sideshowBOB | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on October 1st, 2009
Hold your cocktail down low bitch…
While watching Entourage I sometimes get down on myself and think how fucking cool is that lifestyle. The houses, the cars, the parties and the hotties. I think shit – that only happens on HBO. I get slightly depressed but then I pinch myself and ponder life in Thailand. Being in my late 30s, as some mango bar regulars like to say these are the salad days, I figure that I am probably doing okay. As my good friend in Tokyo likes to say – God might take me to heaven soon since I am getting way more than my fair share.
Over the last couple of months I started gaming it up a little more. Think PUA, think the game – think – just be confident and demand more of what you want. Not impolite, not pushy, but confident. I am sure people who read this will say – who makes this bullshit up or this is just another Penthouse forum post but set in Thailand. Think what you will but shit – Bangkok rules when it comes to chickies. It may not have the international variety of Hong Kong, the sophistication of Singapore or the perfection of Tokyo – but it more than makes up for it by providing plenty of young, hot girls who will generally jump into the sack with just the right amount of coaxing.
I am not just talking p4p – p4p is a tool. Use as needed. I do but it is not the only way.
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tagged girl one. The photos looked good, the IM chats were fun and she seemed up for it. I always meet for coffee first since if things are shit you can finish your coffee and bail. So I met her at Starbucks and as she walked up it was still looking good but then oh my – her lower jaw sticks out like 1 inch farther than her upper jaw. I tried not to stare or have any sort of reaction but how could you not? She was clearly feeling weird about it. I still bought the coffee, pretended to care and politely dismissed myself when the brew was out but wow. What a mess.
Was thinking fuck – tagged really sucks.
The next day I decided to get back on the virtual horse. Tagged again. 22. Lives at home. Was up for the movies but I pushed for coffee again. Turns out she was cute but was 10kg up from her profile photo weight but hey – there is a silver lining to every cloud. Huge clown tits. Just silly. Natural D cups. Movie and then home. She got naked the moment we got to the bedroom. Gagging for it.
Then there was the go-go girl who now works at the bank. I love reformed working girls since they feel funny if they are not putting out, they screw like pros and always lead with the body. Its what they know since despite being a teller they have history. Want to come check out my new apartment after work? Sure. Care for some wine. Sure. Wow – what do you think of my new sheets? They are not new but she had never been over since the short time room was our old meeting place and the new sheet story seemed the best way to get her to the bedroom. Wow. She was pent up.
g clubs. Always hate having to “defend” them and I just don’t anymore. I mean – it is better for me if less of you go anyway right? Monday night and a random call from a g club hottie I have put some time into. She said please come over to see me at the club. Must be near the end of the month and her quotas are down. Remember – everything is about sales – right? Hmm. I had someone’s bottle card and it was 11pm already. Sure. I head over. She drinks from my bottle. Tab was nothing really. I close the place and she says jump in the taxi and meet me at seacon square. Okay. 5 minutes later a taxi pulls up alongside mine and she jumps in. Where we going? Your place she says. Checks out the balcony and peers down at the pool. I check out the ass and wiggle the panties down. Boom. Done. As I say about clubs it works sometimes and it is so much better than a p4p shag but without the hassle of the gf. Get in there.
A good friend calls to tell me to come to this cocktail joint for a friend’s birthday bash. Okay. Good drinks, plenty of non p4p puss and some decent tunes. It was winding me up looking at all that ass. Of course I hunker down and drink like a champ but then BD comes by and says dude – what the hell! Hold your cocktail down low otherwise the girls will think you are closed off to them. You will never pick up. Dude – you need to swing by my pad and watch the training videos. I have no time I reply but he says all good just keep the cocktail down low. So I did. All night. At Narc and then at the Tunnel.
I was starting to think it was all a sham but then she walked by. Not hot hot but cute. Tall. white skiinned and confident. Not p4p – dressed to nice for p4p. The second time she walks by I pull her over and start chatting. Cocktail low, head high and gamed up. It is late though and I am buzzed so rather than play it for too long I lay on I need to get home. She comes back with – let me drive you home. We head out to her car, she buys some takeout and drives me back to my place. We eat, bang and shower. Get up and bang again. Then shower. Then sleep some more and again with one more shower. She is anal about the showers but post sex not before. Then she cleans my room, tidies my clothes and shows herself out.
Entouarage I am not but from now now I am keeping my cocktail down low. bangkok rules.
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That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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Nice stories. Why keep the cocktail down low? To soak your balls in it? I don’t understand.
View all comments by gavinmac
Dude. Could you be talking about Sky Club – and could that be MY bottle card? And did she leave hand prints on the windows again?If so glad to help out!
View all comments by Rick Masters
gmac – in the PUA world holding the drink too high means you are not open to meeting people.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
rm – possibly…
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Sorry to ask but what does PUA stand for?
Good advice with the cocktail down low- In hindsight I think that worked the same for me.
-J
View all comments by Jeezo
“Then she cleans my room, tidies my clothes and shows herself out.”
Why living is here so great.
View all comments by bkk22
SSB – The cocktail party was teeming with availabile non P4P action, to such a degree I was kinda off about bringing sand to such an abundant beach!
Action in the Tunnel was equally attractive and your girl was smoking from what I can remember. Call me up when you get back into town, I’ve got some new material in and an action plan you might be interested in!
Remember, drink down low, display higher value, exude social proof, and never suplicate. But most of all, just be the party and have fun!
View all comments by Big Dave
j – pick up artist
View all comments by sideshowBOB
bkk – the little things. getting laid is just par for the course
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SSB
It may be so, but I don’t know
it sounds so awfully queer
It may be so, but I want you to know,
that your bullshit, don’t go here!
View all comments by THE MAN
Picking up non P4P girls is a hellava lot more fun then hitting the old faithful spots, Soi Cowboy/NEP etc (although I won’t turn down a soapy run. Nataree!!! YES!)
ssB: Don’t beat yourself up too much on the high holding cocktail – Big Dave and The Heckler both pulled me up on that on numerous occasions, and with your new PUA awareness it don’t take long to drop that habit.
Big Dave: I’m still going through the training vids. Wealth of knowledge in there. I smell a possible post on this in the works – but I would rather the less guys know about it, the better.
View all comments by Rick Masters
ssB most of the questions i wanted answers to are asked… how’d you ditch out of the Chin situation and get out clean?
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Tagged is a minefield.
Ive had some unreal pulls from there, and met some absolute house of horrors from it. From rich Hi-so girls, to lonely mingers who are grateful for the attention, uni/office skirt, many an offduty bargirl, overweight cougars, bang-tidy cougars, spunk-thirsty katoeys and everything inbetween
There was one painfully cute girl I met off tagged and still see from time-to-time. Was maybe our 5th date and we went to the cinema and got the ‘first kiss’. Things got heated in the sofa chairs with ass,tits and dick being grabbed (Her tits and ass, and my prick to clear things up)
Then on for dinner and a load of booze. Lots of gay snuggling and shit. At the end of the night I thought I was in for taking her home and creampieing her silly. No joy. Her mom came and pcked her up and whisked her home
Hopped in a taxi, sporting an angry hardon, and picked up a streetskank from KhamphaengPhet7, took her home and proceeded to unleash my pent-up-rage on her unshaved box. Lined her purse with a brown note and sent her packing. Non P4P and P4P in perfect harmony.
As yet im still to banged the said tagged girl. Maybe I need more game
As a stock broker friend of mine says who also dabbles with tagged ‘its a numbers game’
View all comments by Young Penfold
Using tagged to meet (shag) girls is almost unfair. It’s like taking candy from a baby.
View all comments by bkk22
Yep Tagged has supplied me with a regular number of encounters while in BKK – sure you get a munter every now and then – but hey – tomorrows another day – right?
View all comments by doctorbond
Tagged is great when it is great and an absolute train wreck when it goes bad. I have learned some great lessons that I will not share and no matter what it is fun or funny. The fun part is the hot chicks that put out on the first date and the funny part is my dumb ass rolling around The Mall in Bangkapi as one of very few white guys and I am with a girl that is absolute mess and I at least feel like every eye is on us.
It is hilarious when you are with a wreck and you make eye contact with a stunner walking the other way and she gives you that sideways smirk and “WTF are you doing with that” look.
SSB: I am with you on the not defending the G Clubs as they are great and we know it but the more white faces cruising through the doors the less “exotic” I am. I have even stopped telling people about Thailand for this same reason.
View all comments by billybobbkk
nice post,thanks for the hint and totally agree with the chicks on tagged,they want it bad if you look half “handsum” ,great place to flirt and suggest night moves.
CB you still on samui?were you out last night in chaweng when the power went out too?
View all comments by zepplin
Tagged:
AVOID the chickadees that…
- Show pictures of their pets, often in stupid uniforms
- Show group hugs with all their friends on the one day of the year that they all went to the countryside
- Stand by flowers to try and make themselves prettier
- Or worse, just show a flower as their profile pic
- Have huge breasts – I know it’s tempting, but the chances are they have a gruff voice also
SIGN UP the chickadees that:
- Show pictures of themselves on the beach in their bikini… they want to show you their bod and this is the only respectable way to do it
- Show pictures of themselves on a hotel bed… nuff said
- Show pictures of themselves in short skirts or short dresses… you’re halfway there..
View all comments by doctorbond
I agree with YP. Tagged is a minefield, I just to had can my account and change my phone number – fucking psycho chick started stalking me. BEWARE!
View all comments by human tsunami
So word is a owner of a go go bar was found dead today in Pattaya… hmmmmm
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Yes, it’s true apparently and I am shocked. The owner in question is TJ Hawley of Coyotee’s, who ssB wrote abour recently. His former business partner Deano confirmed the death on the Secrets message board but I haven’t talked to him yet.
The girls are nattering that he was shot but there’s no real word on whether it was suicide, homicide or natural causes. Certainly a case can be made for any of these considering Coyotee’s and his own personal problems with the law lately. But he also had some earlier health issues.
I didn’t know TJ outside the nightlife, but considered him a close drinking buddy for the past year and am gobsmacked. Hoping it wasn’t Pattaya justice in action. That would be truly a shame.
View all comments by Pattaya Ghost
Ghost…. your just pissed off i beat you to it.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Actually, since I personally know everyone involved, down to the man’s wife, I was being a bit more careful with what I said and when I said it.
View all comments by Pattaya Ghost
See what you mean about keeping your cocktail low, It’s all about body language.
I was in a Mexican lapdance club a few years ago, and my mate sat there the whole evening with his arms and legs crossed. Needless to say, he didn’t get sat upon. Me however…………
View all comments by jaiyenyen
@DocBond – Totally spot on. I met a skank on tagged who had a face like a rock, chunky thighs but comically large tits, and her profile pic was her falling out of her bra on a hotel bed.
Added her, and exchanged MSN. Within maybe 30minutes of idle chat, I was in a cab heading towards the armpit of the Ladprao ghetto, and proceeded to creampie her like a melted candle
In the morning, she asked me to take her out for breakfast. I just couldnt bare to be seen in public with such a trog. Good lay though
View all comments by Young Penfold
Good call by the Ghost to wait till he had the facts,out of respect for the family. Canadian boy, I think your second comment was out of line, show some respect we are talking about someones death.I don’t think the Ghost was planning or worried on being “scopped” by you on such a delicate matter.
View all comments by Leroy's
It may not be Entourage, but it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
View all comments by Fanta
YP, I do recall you doing your stretches in anticipation of bumping uglies with a dumpy little (huge) pug faced brass in Pattaya the other week. It was daytime. People were watching.
Wrong… so wrong.
View all comments by Daywalker
Leroy wasn’t meant to be taken that way.
I wouldn’t disrespect the guy like that.
If you found it offensive or out of line…. i apologize.
View all comments by Canadian Boy
Tagged – This one must be one mine in a minefield. I’ll bet she is up for it.
http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?uid=5418993689&photoId=129314319#state=4_0
View all comments by I Phukit
I went back and read this post and thought about the first paragraph a lot. I’ve just moved here, from the US although I’m originally from Australia.
I wouldn’t quite say that I’ve lived the Entourage life style, but I’ve slept in the best of hotel, eaten in the best of restaurants, gone to best parties (OMG Vegas I love you), and had and I quote “the sexiest ass in the business” on my arm and in my life for a few years. I won’t say what business, but my ex way commonly referred to this way, and she was fucking hot, in a way that is making the big boy come to attention as we speak, right here on Rangnam Road, at a bar.
However the reality is somewhat different.
The basic principle is this, step back look at what you REALLY want from life, and does this make you happy. For me it was a means to an end, I wanted the perfect bride, smart, sassy, all the guys wanted her. The later became the problem. And the lifestyle, think nothing about dropping $6,000 on a weekend away in Miami, La Perla undies (guys I’m talking $600 for a g-string and bra you could stuff into your top pocket), $400 on dinner three nights a week.
I think I can say this amongst friends (no Jewish American Princesses here?), it’s too fucking much. The polite ones will never ask for it directly, but you know exactly what they want. In one calender year I spent $95,000 on vacations, weekends away, dinners, and this doesn’t include gifts and all that other shit.
If the Entourage lifestyle makes you hard, think about the cost, think about the bottom line. I went out for dinner tonight with a friend and between us we spent less than $7. We sat for two hours and had a great time. I have several girls on the go here, some I am just banging for the hell of it, some I really like, none I want to marry, not yet.
Sitting here in my new home I feel far more alive, far more liberated. The biggest problem with the Entourage life, is that you live up to other people’s expectations, and it costs a bloody fortune, not just money, but self respect, and integrity. The girls who sell their flesh for Baht have for more integrity than the “ladies, princesses, darlings, and posers” who do it for booty.
I have found girls here (not working girls) far more upfront, honest and open than girls in the US, and the working girls, well I’m yet to find out as theirs too much easy pussy here.
View all comments by wineguy
Watched the first disc of the first season of Entoruage and hated it. No one on there is anyone I’d want to hang and certainly not be like.
View all comments by Pattaya Ghost
hang WITH
View all comments by Pattaya Ghost
Ghost – Im sure they might say the same about you?
View all comments by Young Penfold
Bagsy being Johnny Drama.
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