Going from Experienced to Jaded by John Brown
Posted by John Brown | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on August 26th, 2009
Every day you wake up and look into the mirror. And, every day you see the same face you went to bed with the night before. But, then a thought crosses your mind…. ‒I look a little older”. So you slap a little cold water on your face, brush your teeth, take a shower and apply all the usual deodorants and gels and somehow convince yourself that time is standing still… just for you. ‒I’m the same guy I was yesterday”, you think to yourself.
It isn’t and you’re not. Time is marching on. The human experience is marching on… the world is still spinning.
You are now one day older and one more day jaded. Everyone else is too.
But… you live or play or holiday in Bangkok, or Pattaya, or (for me) Phuket. There are multitudes of other places in Thailand to live, or play or holiday , but YOU chose one of these three for whatever reason(s) as a beacon of light. So, how does the marching of time affect you? Well, you go from ‒experienced” to ‒jaded”. Eventually, you will cross that line. The line is different for everyone. The line is difficult to explain. The line is wide, but at the same time it is thin. One day it happens though…
This is just a short bullet pointer on where my line is. It is not necessarily my own experience, but just my perception as lived through myself and others I have known.
You know you have crossed the line from experienced to jaded when either of the following happens (and in no particular order), while you are in Thailand:
- You actively gawk at other women on the streets while already with another woman and all you get is a playful slap. Sometimes, she might even agree with your assessment sans the slap.
- You find yourself in a gogo bar with shorts, tank top, and a set of cheap sandals. Unwashed, and unshaved…
- The first thing you say to a woman you desire at the CM2 (or similar) in Bangkok (or elsewhere) is ‒How much for ST/LT. Even though you already know the answer.
- You find yourself being introduced by a male friend to a woman who you have already screwed sideways in the past.
- Anal sex gets boring.
- Sex with two women gets boring.
- Blow jobs get boring.
- You’re typical beer bar girl just doesn’t appeal to you anymore.
- You begin to understand (but can accept) that a 7-11, Robinson’s, etc employees have to make a little extra cash from time to time.
- You start pondering how many women and in what order you will have sex with in the next week.
- You are constantly purging your phone of numbers/names you no longer recognize.
- You refuse to have a drink until midnight (every once and a while) just to see what the hell is going on (with clarity) until the weird stuff starts…. And hence, less drunk when it does.
- You find yourself travelling to other parts of Thailand just to get a ‒different” experience, yet in the back of your mind you understand that ‒sex is sex” and then wonder why you are going in the first place.
- You turn down that offer at the Cambodian border for some ‒fresh” Vietnamese girl while on a visa run because you don’t want to put yourself into a position of the whole underage/trafficking problems rife in the area. After all, there are plenty of women where you live or will be in 24 hours.
- You get somewhat repulsed when you pull the knickers down and there is even the slightest hint of hair…. And if found or noticed, your first suggestion to the girl is a mandatory shower and shave.
- You start encouraging your ‒married” friends to partake. After all, Why not? What are friends for…
- You ‒convince” a girl that you cannot wear a condom because it will take you a few years to blow your nut otherwise…. And then she agrees…
This is just how I define the line. And, again not necessarily my own experiences, but at least what I have heard of or gleaned over the years.
Surely others must have different definitions.
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That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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Christ how boring can u get?
Wouldn’t want a night out on the piss with you!
View all comments by MSB
no surprises here. what else would you expect when your life’s apparent purpose is devoted to mongering?
View all comments by generous sponsor
After LMW’s and Antonio’s fantastic posts, personal and genuine, this “not necessarily my own experiences” mumbling is a bit of a let down by tfs2m!
View all comments by Katechon
Okay, anal sex, sex with two women and boring blow jobs… that’s what’s made you jaded?
This calls for a bottle of Jack and 1 bullet.
View all comments by Canadianboy
You can all poo poo the rant, but stay here long enough and you’ll sing the same song. Like Willie Nelson said “it’s a bitch when you out live your dick”. That old bullshit that if it’s warm it’s wonderful, just doesn’t seem to get it any more. I think the dude is right on!
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k – ying and yang baby
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Well, if anal sex, and blow jobs get boring to the point that it makes you jaded….
Then reverse it and take it up the ass and give the blow jobs instead.
View all comments by Canadianboy
ssb- how very zen of you.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@ JB – I’ll let pass you calling me ‘weird’ the other day and be supportive….
I agree wholeheartedly – while I haven’t lived there as you and a lot of other fine fellows who I socialise with have done, I can just see what you describe happening to me if I did make the move – which is what I was trying to tell LMW the other day.
I think a person might have great fun living in Thailand if he has a purpose and the mongering just makes his stay more pleasurable.
If, however, his purpose IS the mongering then he will indeed get jaded quite quickly – I love being there for the first few weeks each time but it soon becomes routine and there are other things I miss from home.
Daywalker has it about right – a month on and a month off is probably ideal
View all comments by doctorbond
Number 15, baby. I’m right with you there!
View all comments by bibblies
A month on/a month off sounds great… but it would be expensive.
You’d have to keep a place in two countries. Even if you have a mortgage paid off in the UK you are still missing opportunity cost from not using it to generate income.
If you have a house worth 200k then a decent rental yield or selling it and investing for dividend income would probably pay for a large amount of your living costs in Thailand.
View all comments by LMW
@ LMW – Yes we don’t all have Daywalkers disposable income so that’s not possible for most. In a good year, I can only make half his attendance record – and this last year hasn’t been that good
I think the point here is that you probably will get jaded – it’s just a question of how long it takes
View all comments by doctorbond
db – not sure I get the jaded thing. some us have chosen, some 10+ years ago, to be an expat. I think being an expat works for some and does not for others
it is not a country thing – it is how u to choose to live your life.
jaded – make me live in the states again and u will see jaded…
not sure how people can choose what is the best option for others
as my older but wiser friend has always told me. are u happy in the morning – if not . fix it.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
ssb – I hear you…. and I remember we had a bit of a chat about this sorta thing ‘off reservation’ one evening in the company of a couple of Issan’s finest – as I recall, you were perfectly content at present but not entirely discounting the idea at some time in the future that you might ‘move on’ in some way. You have a number of ‘purposes’ in life that keep you occupied so I guess you don’t entirely disprove my theory…
P.S. – I washed my mouth out on the way out of Tulips – so I should be safe from whatever it was you left behind.
View all comments by doctorbond
db – sure . move on isnt going back to the motherland. I guess my point was people should separate the move to “thailand” from the “i hate where I live”. its a free world. get a new job somewhere else. not that big a deal really in my book. i like being an expat – meaning not living where I am from. that’s all.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
LMW… Yes.. having to keep a place in 2 (actually 3) Countries can be a pain. Did you know that leaving a Ferrari sitting in the garage for months at a time does it no good at all?! Good thing is, my bikes have very little mileage on them!
But you are right, it is an expense that is not really needed.
For me it was a case of what’s more important.. the shit in the carpark or the fun in the Nana carpark?!
Spending time away from BKK certainly does give you a better appreciation I think. Which is why the good Doctor and I always get excited before we arrive.. even though we know what to expect.
Although, for some of us (DB) Thailand doesn’t have enough ladies to offer us?!
View all comments by Daywalker
your jaded when ur bored not sharing multiples with 1 or 2 of your mates…
View all comments by Datou
dw – to quote you back at yourself….
Slim girl, with long black hair and a single syllable nickname? Yep, had her last week….
View all comments by doctorbond
db – was she a waitress at Airport Club?
View all comments by Canadianboy
Canboy –
– it is VERY likely – do you know her?
View all comments by doctorbond
I agree with ssB – expat life ain’t for everyone. If you’re outgoing and enjoy the challenge of making your way in a new place and meeting new people you’ll get it done basically anywhere.
The upside to Bangkok is that you can slay as much cunt as you want without too much effort. Same goes for Singapore, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Manila, and Sydney… just depends on your game and your ability to handle rejection. Smart, skilled, educated guys can make money where ever they go. Cash has never been a problem for me in any of the places I’ve called home, I make more than enough now to live large in Singapore. If you’ve looked at rental prices here you know that’s no mean feat.
It’s your life and your time, better to use it to have a good go and make some great memories rather than wage slaving it away to pay for a house you don’t need and a gaggle of fat, shithead kids you don’t want.
Life can be grand if you’re willing to let it be.
View all comments by human tsunami
@ MSB. I thought most of my comments were clear you dumb cunt. A night out with me?? Hardly. I’d just give you a bitch slap you old dumd cunt….
View all comments by John Brown
Is there a RETARD button here???
View all comments by John Brown
Why? You want to be one?
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Canadian Cunt, If you want to make a remark as if you MAy be able to beat me in some way…. then bring it on.
I’m sure I’ll beat you sideways you silly cunt.
View all comments by John Brown
JB- dude, who shit in your cheerios? i thought years of screwing, drinking and partying would make a person a bit more chipper and add an overall sense of happiness to life. guess i was wrong.
Taking a cue from POTUS Obama, why don’t we all grab a beer? since we’re in Thailand, why don’t we all go for a blowjob at lolita’s??
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
UCW,
Personally I like the word “cunt”. It defines a lot of people.
Then you get the aimless cunt that thinks they have a little bit more knowledge than you do. But, since they are a cunt, they could hardly know the difference.
It is tiresome. The little cunts you find walking around in the cunt type way.
If any of the cunts here want to debate, then GREAT. Say something I can learn from. Say something UNCUNTLIKE.
Otherwise you are just wasting time.
I offer something in the way of a story that little cunts only dream about in their little CUNT world.
Give me somethinbg in return. Write a story. Tell me about your little cunt world.
View all comments by John Brown
Oh, how I long to be jaded
View all comments by Greg
18. you bring a katoey back to your room and after undressing her you’re gutted about her actually being a woman.
I’ve lived here for a year now and have spent my holidays here for years before making the move. I was bored to death in Europe and feel much better since I live here, not the least jaded, on the contrary. But then again I do not monger on a permanent basis.
View all comments by mart
John Brown, just to be like, super-super-clear that he was, like, not actually writing about himself pressure packed his whole gripping account of why alcohol plays such a huge part in “your” life into the ferociously tedious second person narrative style.
Whew, for a minute I thought we were gonna get a darkly confessional piece from a binge drinker.
I’m, like, so relieved.
View all comments by Prufrock
John Brown.
I thought you might be a cunt.
Now I’m sure.
View all comments by Biz Markie
instead of bragging about how great my life is (it’s not bad) or how well-off i am (i do just ok), let me say that a decade in Asia brought me to the very same conclusion as John Brown. I applaud you for a succinct take on getting worn down and the bloom coming off the Thai rose. What did I do after I became jaded with Thailand/SE Asia, etc? I moved to a “saner” country in Asia, found a girl, moved back to the US, got a job, married her. Worked for me. And I still get anal.
View all comments by brokenrecord
John Brown, I liked your post. I’m just a dog, though…
View all comments by Soi Dog
Being a cunt hasn’t made me jaded. If I turn into a cunt one day Ill fuck myself silly and never visit Thailand again.
My comment was a fucking joke you emotional train wreck.
Attention: John Brown… John Brown… there’s a Jack Daniels on line 2.
View all comments by Canadianboy
I scored a 6.5. Don’t know what that means. Guess I am not there quite yet. Give me a few more years. Cheers! (yes an American just said, “Cheers”)
View all comments by I Phukit
the key to not becoming jaded is to keep the mongering/partying in perspective. if monger is all you do, is your whole reason for being, then sooner or later you will look in the mirror and see an aging, deluded john, probably alcoholic, who may have given up family, friends, career, and self-respect in favor of the company of bargirls. that won’t be a fun day. recovery will mean either settling down to married life with a good girl, if you can find one who’ll take you, or escaping LOS altogether. on the other hand, if the drinking and mongering are just one form of entertainment, one part of your social life but not the whole biscuit, then you can enjoy it indefinitely. the good stuff, like blow jobs and threesomes, will always be fun; while the occasional flash of realization that you have detoured to the low road, won’t leave a lasting mark. not to mention that the truly great pussy is far away from the bar scene, but that’s another topic.
View all comments by 2muchfun
2muchfun-now there is a comment that is level headed and very true,i mean who would want to be half drunk at 700pm ,unwashed in shorts,thongs,in a gogo bar?only a lowlife mongering idiot,who has no respect for themselves,or anyone else,thats the point that people forget here,because its too easy ,you still have to wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror.if thats too hard ,then you are jaded and should go back home.
View all comments by zepplin
I’m in Korat right now for a coupla days, on my way to Pattaya from SriSaket, and I can tell ya that the amount of beautiful babes on high heels – walking down the street, or simply eating noodle on the sidewalk — is simply staggering. I’m not an experienced motorcycle rider, and it sometimes can be very distracting, even when the traffic is mad and burgeoning with mean-looking cops. One can not not look! I speak no thai, but a lot of those babe are willing to help ordering food, and eating with me. Very friendly city. I miss the fresh air and the green splendor of the country, tough! Korat, as a city, is charmless. Not like Bangkok.
View all comments by Katechon
I’ll go out on limb here and claim that JB’s jaded sigh might really be the enui of age. The years of rising sap ended, a slow drying of roots. It’s not ‘Thailand’ talking but age (which can happen at any age). Could’ve happened anywhere too – London, Hong Kong, New York, Munich. Just so happens it happened here. A good dose of psilocybin might help.
View all comments by Fanta
the key to not becoming jaded is having multiple outlets of enjoyment in which you can partake. when i’m bored i dress up in my ninja turtle costume, lucha libre mask and carry my airsoft rifles around bangkok shooting pigeons. sometimes i may choose to carjack a tuk tuk (tuk tuk jack??) and joyride around thonburi before torching the thing. one time woke up very early to collect dogshit on the street. i then proceeded to stuff the litter bins in paragon with the turds. once the bins were properly stuffed i sat and watch the Hiso people gag their way through what was properly one of their worst shopping experiences ever.
you gotta mix things up. keep it fresh.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
While there are few of you who probably care about my personal life, this little tidbit I just had to share.
I must have the best ex-wife in the entire world. She just sent me a Message and i quote “You have worked so hard, how about I pay for your next trip to Pattaya” I shit you not. Amazing!
View all comments by I Phukit
JB : “You are now one day older and one more day jaded. Everyone else is too.”
No true! Sometimes I grow younger. When I don’t eat much but many fresh fruits, drink lots of cocunut, breath pure salty air, don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t cum and exercise plenty, with lots of sleep, I do look younger in a matter of weeks. It’s can be boring, but it’s rejuvenating!
View all comments by Katechon
” A good dose of psilocybin might help.”
Not recommended for paranoid minds.
And more importantly, not recommended in a City. Magic mushrooms shall be enjoyed in the country side or near the sea, are they not? BTW, i would not recommend loving a gorgeous whore on mushroom; one can very much fall in love, despite one’s better judgement. The affective power of this substance in overwhelming.
View all comments by Katechon
Seems like we are all agreed then….. more more intelligent and handsome one is, the quicker one gets bored with it all…..
Me? … takes about 4 weeks…
View all comments by doctorbond
newsflash: DT, WPD, & Indu Wangzi will be arriving in the LOS for 10 days +/- of re-jading therapy first week of October. Don’t forget no matter how jaded you may feel, a few months outside of LOS will fuck with your head just as much, there’s just not as much pussy! We plan to stop by the Mango and hopefully meet a bunch of you cunts! CYA soon.
View all comments by Datou
A place gets boring to me when the intellectual or physical challenges that come with learning the place are mastered and the bar never raised. I’ve had several contract jobs before where I would spend long, boring, isolated days in an equipment shelter in some desert making sure the red LEDs stayed red and the green LEDs stayed green (they always did). Under most circumstances I would go insane (assuming I haven’t already). Fortunately, the companies I’ve worked for in the past have always made sure I had high-speed web access.
If I started getting bored under those conditions (and let’s face it, jaded is just another way of saying bored), I would challenge myself to accomplish a learning or writing goal during the duration of my stay. I would try to make it so that, by the time I rotated home, I would have either learned something or written some kind of a book. Even if I was the only one who ever knew it or read it. The idea is that boredom is best fought with a task, even if you don’t benefit from the labor.
If you don’t challenge the mind, you won’t exercise it. And an atrophied mind can’t take in the pleasures of paradise no matter how intense paradise is. Even if that paradise is LoS.
Sorry if this makes me sound like a cunt, but I only get to leave the States on my own nickel now. And that means these trips are few and far between for me. So while you may call me a cunt, you can’t say I’m jaded.
View all comments by Debt Star
doctor i’m down to about 2.5 weeks but have noticed in the last couple years that my patience wears down much more quickly — definitely a sign of getting jaded
View all comments by WPD
I Phukit, – I got you beat by a Mile! – My Current Wife, Who is Chinese, Encourages me to spend 6 months a year here in the LOS. Loves to look at all the Pic’s of all the Girl’s I banged, and wants to hear the stories in vivid details. – Oh, and she runs my Business, and pays all the bills while I am gone!
- I Love That Woman!
View all comments by Radicalron
in my years of frolicking in the LOS I never worried about getting jaded. The guys that scare me are the wastoids with the 1000 yard stare that are drunk all day every day and couldn’t get a job teaching English if they tried. To me jaded means I know when I’m getting scammed for drinks or exorbinant lt/st prices (which is most of the time). It’s my choice whether to lose my shit or smile and let them know that I know.
View all comments by Datou
WPD – right on bro – Intelligence and good looks ARE a burden – but I guess in some ways the ugly dunderheads have us beat in that they can put up with it all for longer.
View all comments by doctorbond
Glory to all the “ugly dunderheads” like me and Penfold!
View all comments by Katechon
John Brown… Psilocybin is on line 2.
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Hi SSB,
I’d like to submit a reader submission. Can you email me with your address and I can send it directly to you?
Thanks!
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jeezo – http://www.bigmangobar.com/reader-submissions/
View all comments by sideshowBOB
@Rad – So, you say you are gone 6 months a year, hmmm.. perhaps I should check on things while you are gone, just to make sure… you know. What was your address?
View all comments by I Phukit
I have my own theory in regards to the experienced to Jaded transition. The longer you stay in Thailand the deeper into the ocean you need to dive every time. It all starts the same for everyone. First short time, first longtime, one girl, 2 girls, 3 girls etc. As your tolerance builds up you require a bigger and better kick. My personal plan is to exit the country approx 24 hours before I turn Queer and become one of the lost souls at the noodle wagon!!! You may need to make a deal with a buddy that you will watch him and he will watch you. Just to be sure!!
View all comments by dlkbkk
dlk – right out of private dancer. the idea that we all do lima bravos eventually…
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Just another dog who liked this post. Thanks JB. Very well written.
View all comments by Suk-Dog
SSB and dlk: yep, this is why it’s better to start with the lima bravo and work your way up.
View all comments by Fanta
So,I wrote about a line. It is clear who is on either of the side of it. Who understands where it might be for him. Who sees the middle line and who either does or doesn’t want to cross it.
Then, you get the little cunts that who have ZERO idea it may be happening to them like the Katecunt and the Canadian Cunt. This is what I expected.
Little CUNTS that want to become BIGGER cunts. I thought the post said it all but they obviously know much more than I do…
See you in the next cunt world…
View all comments by John Brown
JB…. U need a BJ
lick my fat cunt
View all comments by Canadianboy
OK little cunt boy…. But, I’d rather fuck you in the ass if you don;’t mind? After all that is what Socrates did isn;t it?
View all comments by John Brown
wow, this post is getting steamy. JB is so jaded he went from fucking ladies to ladyboys to lusting after canadian ass.
and regarding ladyboys, don’t nobody lie and say they wouldn’t mind an hour with Poy Treechada. if you say no then you are gay. which would be weird since Poy’s really a guy.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
JB…. U want to fuck me in the ass?
My barfine is 1,000.
Short time: 3,500
Long Time… For u just kiss me b4 u fuck me.
Besides I thought u said anal sex was boring?
Get your shit straight b4 u get my shit on your
dick.
I have to admit your hatred towards me is cute. It’s turning me on.
View all comments by Canadainboy
I can’t figure out if I want my cunt name to be Human Cunt or Cunt Tsunami. Decisions decisions…
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This is set to enter fs2m folklore as the ‘Cunt Post of 2009′ and just to ensure it’s place in history….
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt………
There, that should do it…
View all comments by doctorbond
HT- cunt tsunami sounds like a great way to die. a wall of cunts pouring down from heaven. i hope none of them have yeast infections though.
are there any etymologists in the house who can get us the origin of cunt?
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@UCW: Why, certainly!
http://www.billcasselman.com/unpublished_works/cunt_wordorigin_use.htm
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
CuntDoctor… your right.
“This is set to enter fs2m folklore as the ‘Cunt Post of 2009′ and just to ensure it’s place in history….”
And i would like go by Canuck Cunt. Canadian Cunt sounds to nice.
an’… wtf does Socrates have to do with all this?
View all comments by Canadianboy
cunt
“female intercrural foramen,” or, as some 18c. writers refer to it, “the monosyllable,” M.E. cunte “female genitalia,” akin to O.N. kunta, from P.Gmc. *kunton, of uncertain origin. Some suggest a link with L. cuneus “wedge,” others to PIE base *geu- “hollow place,” still others to PIE *gwen-, root of queen and Gk. gyne “woman.” The form is similar to L. cunnus “female pudenda,” which is likewise of disputed origin, perhaps lit. “gash, slit,” from PIE *sker- “to cut,” or lit. “sheath,” from PIE *kut-no-, from base *(s)keu- “to conceal, hide.” First known reference in Eng. is said to be c.1230 Oxford or London street name Gropecuntlane, presumably a haunt of prostitutes. Avoided in public speech since 15c.; considered obscene since 17c. Du. cognate de kont means “a bottom, an arse.” Du. also has attractive poetic slang ways of expressing this part, such as liefdesgrot, lit. “cave of love,” and vleesroos “rose of flesh.” Alternate form cunny is attested from c.1720 but is certainly much earlier and forced a change in the pronunciation of coney (q.v.), but it was good for a pun while coney was still the common word for “rabbit”: “A pox upon your Christian cockatrices! They cry, like poulterers’ wives, ‘No money, no coney.’ ” [Massinger, 1622]
View all comments by dlkbkk
You guys should grow up
View all comments by Cuntwalker
I agree with Cuntwalker, you cunts are fucking rookies. Drop down and get your cunt on.
View all comments by human cuntsunami
so are these name changes permanent or should we stop after ramadan?
View all comments by UnCochinoWetcunt
Anyone who wants Poy Treechada’s phone number should call me
They should also have their cunting bank details ready
View all comments by Young Cuntfold
… a cuntfold sounds really disgusting.
View all comments by Canadian Cunt
i sent my brother pictures and a video of N’Poy that he ended up soiling with a combination of hand lotion and man juice. it broke my heart to tell him it was a ladyboy. i don’t think he’s ever talking to me again.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetcunt
I seem to remember a poster on ‘another website’ referred to all the regulars on tfs2m as a bunch of cunts…
Looks like he was right
View all comments by DoctorTwat
With all the name changes This place is starting to stink of cunt.
Uwetcunt – I would need therapy too.
View all comments by Canadainboy
I win…my handle is Mr Kunt,with the A at the end to soften it a bit,this post is a right,stinking old cunt!!..U bunch of funny farkin CUNTS!!!
View all comments by Khunkunta
Seriously boy, I don’t see why we all just don’t go have a beer and talk this over some nice cunt. Can’t we all just get a cunt?
View all comments by I Phuk Cunt
I Phuk Cunt, are you buyin’
the first round of cunt?
View all comments by Canadain Cunt
Bangcunt Bad Cunt…. you had the best segway…. what happened?
View all comments by John Brown
Getting tired of hummers…seriously..is that even possible? Like a great man once said..”There aint no such thing as a bad blowjob”.
There is a fine line between experienced and jaded…it usually is about 1000 baht…
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Hi. Did some of you locals make the move while in your 50′s?I’ve been going to the LOS for years for a couple weeks at a time. Software slave, single, absolutely bored to death now. Long-time immigrant in the USA here, so no stranger being a strange man in a strange place, and I know when it’s time to move… So I’ve been thinking and planning to make the big move. Jaded is much better than bored…
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