10 Steps to Banging G-Club Coyote Girls for under 1500 Baht by Fender
Posted by fender | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on July 17th, 2009
Editor’s note: This may eventually be part of a longer post but I thought the list was good enough to roll with. Especially since it was my bottle.
Enjoy!
- Find a friend to give you his a bottle card at a G-Club.
- Go to a G-Club and pick out a coyote girl.
- Drink out of your friend’s bottles. Pour her shots out of the bottle. Get her drunk .
- Make out with her, grope her, finger her, etc. When she sticks her tongue in your mouth- go to step 5.
- Get her phone number. Make plans to take her to dinner, and tell her you don’t want her to work at the G-Club afterward. She will agree.
- Give her a 500 baht tip. Say goodbye. Go to a go-go or after-hours club and get laid.
- The day after she flakes on dinner (and she will flake), she’ll call you up and try to get you to come back to the club. Refuse, but tell her she owes you dinner, and, since she flaked, if she wants to see you, she needs to make dinner and bring it to your hotel room or apartment.
- When she comes over (she’ll be at least an hour late, because she’s got to grab some som tum from the street, and because she’s Thai), and enjoy the dinner date. Flirt, watch a dvd, cup some boob, grab some ass, and make out. Tell her next time you get together, you expect her to spend the night. Repeat step 6.
- Two nights later – take her out to dinner at some Thai street restaurant away from the farang tourist areas. Let her pick a place she likes; it won’t be expensive. She’ll eat something that will cost about 40 baht. Take her shopping and buy her a mini dress and some heels. 300 baht.
- Take her back to your hotel or apartment. (If your hotel provides shower caps, make sure you’ve replaced the one used by last nights’ long-time!) When she starts to get into bed in her jeans, tell her that first she has to try on the mini dress & heels you just bought her. Have her parade and pose around the room, turn around slowly, sit on top of desks, bend over chairs, all fours on the bed, etc. – then bang her.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
That 'free blowjob with first drink'....mmmm wheres that? Just curious.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Did a couple of all nighters this week. As after hours is concerned, Insomnia Bangkok is king in my book. There were plenty of freelancer...
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Good theme for the party DW, never tried a 'Four-Some', bucket list #38.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Good read. Appreciate the effort. Thanks
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
"A group of guys from the US Military descended upon us" - did everything suddenly become 'awesome' ?
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I hope you keep the fortnightly updates going. It's a good read and something most (any?) other bars don't do. I used to frequent the 'Ol...
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CTG - June 9th is the party. There will be a separate post about it soon - I am just waiting on some final details.
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Mango Fortnightly - 16th May
Daywalker, have you confirmed the date for the anniversary party? Last I read was some time around June 8th or 9th.
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Hahahhaa,Not replacing the shower cap got me in the shit more than once….”I tink yoo hav lady here already…” hahahaa….
View all comments by Khunkunta
I like the advice, especially the one about drinking from another members bottle.
Short and to the point too.
View all comments by student
Excellent.
Can we meet for you to pass me the bottle card?
View all comments by Professor
banging a G-club girl for the price of on the corner pharmaceuticals:
hang out across from G-club before closing and watch girls leave.
Pick one you like and follow her.
Repeat previous step until you have mastered the in’s and out’s of her post work routine.
Dress in your finest quality fabrics and open a conversation with her. tell her you are lost and need help getting home. make a detour to a noodle stall. tell her that you must repay her somehow and since a ladyboy stole your wallet you only have enough for a bowl of noodles for now.
Yell, OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT RAT!! when she looks over in the direction you are pointing place roofie in her noodles.
when she can barely walk place her in a taxi and take her to your place. carry her to your room. bang her. take pictures. post them on drunkbabes.com
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Instead of giving her 500 baht tip… why not take her to the go-go, spend 500 on lady drinks. Pick out another dame, bring them both back to your apartment an’ tell the coyote you don’t want her working at a G-Club and tell the other one you prefer her not to be working at a go-go.
Have them share the shower cap (then there won’t be any problems)
Fuck the dress… just get them both to pose naked together in various, slut-tatious positions and fuck them both.
Other than that your advice is still good.
View all comments by Canadianboy
well hell…that should be easy
View all comments by bobonzo
Is that what friends are for, providing free booze and access to clubs ? Glad I don’t have to many friends….
View all comments by Dutchy
Or you could slip a couple of roofies and wait till she passes out and fuck her in the ass. Then call all your mates to come and abuse her. Then offer her to a taxi driver for bt500 and he can do her and drop her off in some dark soi. This way you actually profit from the deal. Everyones a winner.
View all comments by MSB
Msb: harsh…….lol
I thought I was cold hearted.
View all comments by CanadianBoy
Senor wetback,
Fcking amusing. If you really want to skimp on cash- your method shits all over Fenders. I may have missed the irony here but…,who wants to bang G club girls for less than a BHT 1,500 anyway??!!Oh, forgot it was ironic…but whilst we’re at it…why not throw 3 and a bed with a G-Club girl for less than BHT 2,500 per CB’s suggestion.
View all comments by Kalon Man
“tell her that first she has to try on the mini dress & heels you just bought her. Have her parade and pose around the room, turn around slowly, sit on top of desks, bend over chairs, all fours on the bed, etc. – then bang her.”
I do this all the time — it’s fantastic to bang a girl on high heels from behind.
I also bring a lot of black Italian stockings — which also spice the erotic game.
Bangkok rocks! Long live Bangkok!
View all comments by Katechon
@Khunk: no shit, huh? Especially after this exchange earlier in the evening:
Her: “You sure you no playboy?”
Me: “Jing jing, no playboy! Pom jai dee, jai dee!”
@Prof: sorry, I’m back in TRW and the card is already in other hands.
@UCW & MSB: good point. When cash gets REALLY tight, there’s always stalking & date-rape to fall back on…
@KM: no irony, just economics. Q: Who wants to bang g-club girls on the cheap? A: Well, anyone? Everyone? I’m sure it hasn’t escaped anyone that one of the benefits of the BKK naughty nightlife is its affordability. If you’ve got fuck you money, you could drop US$10k a night on GFE/PSE pussy parties with Maxim models back in your hometown.
But the post is more tongue-in-cheek than ironic, and more anecdotal than tongue-in-cheek. The amount of cash I throw at g-club coyotes when I’m in town without ever hitting paydirt is a bit of a joke in some cirlces. If there’s any irony, it’s that I only broke through with these wallet-vacuums when I unplugged the ATM.
@CB: Fuck the dress??? No way! See Katechon’s post. To each his own, of course, but you couldn’t pay me to ditch the in-room fashion show!
View all comments by fender
This is an instructive post, but I am going to need a lot more instructions on how to get ahold of someone’s G-Club bottle card!
Maybe that’d be the best use of the roofies: drug a moneyed monger, sift through his wallet for G-Club cards, then go hit the town!
View all comments by Alan Smith
Better yet i think all readers should send me a mere 5000B then i will (humm abt 20 guys or more 100,000B+) buy a 25,000B membership that u all can use… yes i’m a giving kinda guy. You dont even have to pay me to use the card until we run out of bottles.
Hey fender can i have my card back?
View all comments by GoodLife
this blog needs more bargirlsrpeople2 insights – this read was just cold hearted unfunny machismo dumbfuckery and adding to as why farangs are being seen more and more as unwelcome *guests*
View all comments by valerinn
A few months back I was dealing with a G-Club girl from SkyClub, and managed to operate at a profit which ran into literally HUNDREDS of baht
She would call maybe once a week, and invite me round her dingy shophouse in Ramkhamphaeng (hideous spelling) for a session of barebacking and flesh-eating, as her sponsor was out of town for 4 months at a time
As is often the case, I would be flat broke and she would offer to come and pay the taxi on arrival, then in the morning, would line my empty pocket with 350 or so of the kings sheets for me to get back home. Being the industrious scamp that I am, I would advise the taxi driver NOT to take the tollway, and pocket the change.
If I swas REALLY lucky, she would give me 100baht to get her ciggies from the 7/11, but wouldn’t ask for the change, and on a few occasions, she would have a few bottles of ice cold LEO waiting for me. Talking about striking gold.
View all comments by Young Penfold
“Especially since it was my bottle.”
…ah, now i see…
View all comments by jack dawson
All of this is very informative but first off why all of the hoopla over a G-club girl? I do believe that none of you are out looking for a wife, or a companion to take take to church. The whole purpose is to get laid and when you get right down to it, one box looks pretty much like the last five dozen that you’ve had. Some with a big bush, some with a Mohawk, and some as clean as a baby’s ass. The thing none of you has mentioned is the amount of “time” you have wasted, the effort expended, I don’t know how much value you put on your time, I do know that my time is worth a hell of a lot more than a to worry about 1500 Baht. I want what I want when I want it and I don’t care what the price tag is.
View all comments by THE MAN
@the Man: you’re the Man! Good point. But maybe a bit out of topic, as, for once, the g-club subject is not dealt very seriously. I like Fender’s advice!
View all comments by SukPsycho
THE MAN – Just to see the reaction on my moms face I would love to bring the most outlandishly dressed whore (in tiny top, with jean short crammed up her crack from the front and behind) from any go-go and, tell her, “Mom, I want you to meet my wife.”
View all comments by Canadianboy
When I worked in Saudi I wanted to do the same thing, but I just wanted to get a picture of me with about three wife’s all in black, nine dirty kids and a herd of goats outside a tent with a caption of “me and my new family”. Just couldn’t get one of the desert people with the tent to let me do it.
View all comments by THE MAN
The Man – I would’ve taken a picture with just the goat and put the caption “Me and my new Wife”.
Twisted… i know.
View all comments by Canadianboy
MSB: A hammer is cheaper than roofies – it can be reused time and time again.
View all comments by Poodle
canadian boy:
not far off the real thing..
years back I was visiting my family back in the states and sister got hold of some photos..not jpegs but real photos on paper…and zaw me standing with my very pregnant girlfriend.
she of course went nuts, showed dear old mom and that’s when the questions started. too stupid to lie, I told them yes she was my GF and yes it was my baby, etc etc…
old mom damn near had a stroke.
but the grand-children turned out ok and she dotes on them as most grandmoms do..
View all comments by bobonzo
“and I don’t care what the price tag is.”
huh ?
View all comments by jack dawson
JD I don’t care what it costs if I want it. and that’s a big Jing Jing!! SSB will confirm that,he knows and so do the shadow!
View all comments by THE MAN
bobonzo – Gram’s are always the bomb when comes to kids.
View all comments by Canadianboy
@THE MAN: sometimes the fun is in the chase.
View all comments by WPD
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@ UnCochinoWetback and @ MSB:
both of you are criminals, that is aweful, shame on you! webmaster, please delete them from the list.
thomas
View all comments by thomas
haha, well, as many wise readers have gleaned already, the original post is (intentionally?) full of bullshit and inaccuracies, but one thing he does get right, is this:
if it’s your intention to go through the multiple levels of interaction/stages of games necessary to fuck any Thai girl who’s not clearly “on the game” (the “grey area” girls, and yes, amazingly, that includes Coyote Dancers), you’ve got to take into account the holdover from traditional Thai cultural mores which still haunts all but the hardcore BGs in Bangkok to this day: “pretend you are not interested for as long as possible, until you can justify in some fucked-up delusional way that he’s interested in you for more than just a quick piece of ass”…then, and only then, can you grind your shaven pussy against his stubbly chin, fuck him reverse cowgirl like there’s no tomorrow, and otherwise [finally] accept your existence as a passionate, sexual being…
as long as you take this attitude into account, and are patient enough to accommodate it, you will do just fine…
but the larger question, of course is: why the FUCK why, when there is so much black-and-white, clear cut, no-question pussy on sale out there?!? oh well, the behavior of humans never ceases to amaze and amuse me…
View all comments by ratchada
WPD
Not often, most of the time it’s rather anti-climactic. At lest when you just buy them and it isn’t what you expected, all you’ve wasted is money, not wasted a hell of a lot of time, effort or having to listen to mindless chit chat.
View all comments by THE MAN
I always hate getting into the G club wars. It always seems that people want thailand to be the same experience for everyone involved. meaning I am suppose to like what the man likes or I am suppose to only be on p4p or I am suppose to only date girls from buriram. no offense folks but this is a huge town with lots to do and g clubs have a place. end of story. I am sure more money went into the remodel of the resort this past year than was spent on the entirety of improvements on all of soi 4.
r- no offense but where are the inaccuracies?
what is funny is fender’s story is pretty much the exact chronological order of what happened. his rules actually work pretty well. I was with him on the night it all started and told him just to get a number and leave it at that. trying to get them home on the first night, has been done before, usually backfires.
I got digits that night from a girl as well. the next few days things were closed due to the booze ban so both girls said they would have time to see us. they did not so I told fender to blow her off. I did the same with my girl. of course you get the come see me at the g club routine but you just deflect.
fender went on and played it like he did and she relented. a fun chase, a gorgeous girl, not much money laid out and I am sure he would say he enjoyed every moment of it. is this a crime? I mean p4p is so easy that it is a tool – it is not the only way.
mine played out different. I actually had gone back to the club and she was busy. so I picked a new girl and had some fun. I was cornered in the bathroom by my former girl and she tried to be upset but hey fair is fair. I told her she blew me off the one time and I came back but now she is busy. She is also did not answer her phone so I was in the clear since I told her I was coming.
Then during the STP she called at 5 in the morning. Trying to make it up to me. I was cunted and told her I was at boss but she was welcome to join. She showed up at boss on her own and then we back to the STP to rejoin the clan. There was really no way to seal the deal but got most of her clothes off and had a nice makeout session on the mango bartop. she paid her own taxi back.
so p4p is always there but this other stuff is fun.
Like I said one can always have both here. is that a crime?
View all comments by sideshowBOB
the man – so just cause you dont like the chase we are suppose to not like it as well? since when is drinking, groping and making out with girls a waste of my time. I could list about 100 things that are time wasters and swapping spit with a cute girl is not on the list.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
SSB and I are totally on the same wavelength here. And I did indeed enjoy every single minute of this particular chase. Well, except for getting flaked on during the shut-down and having to scramble for someone to party with when everything is closed and everyone’s holed up with giks! I’ve certainly been on chases that were much less enjoyable or fruitful, and much more expensive (I’m talking about you, Ami at Resort….)
As to whether the chase is worth the time and effort, again, what SSB said. To me, there’s a lot more fun to be had in the BKK nightlife scene than just a bunch of nut busts, and I’m a big fan of drinking with friends & hot girls, and I like it when hot girls get drunk and do things they wouldn’t do when sober, even if it just gets me worked up. You can always go to a soapie earlier in the day if you know you’re going to a g-club that night; it takes the edge off. Plus, there’s after-hours to follow anyway. Chances are you’re not going to have to sleep alone if you don’t want to.
I’d also note that you can spend, and I have spent, hours on a gogo crawl trying to find a girl that’s worth a 600B barfine, and often can’t find a single one. I haven’t been to a bazillion g-clubs, but I’ve been to a few, and I’ve yet to walk into one where I didn’t notice any number of girls I’d gladly jump on, even if it takes some additional time and effort. So I’d say there’s at least a discussion to be had as to whether the black & white p4p is a significantly better use of time.
View all comments by fender
SSB Didn’t say it was a waste of your time, but it for sure is a waste of mine. Groping, and making out in public is not my thing, hell, I don’t let them hold my hand on the street. Sitting around listening to a bunch of girlie chit chat while watching her swill my booze, well enough said. Different strokes for different folks!
View all comments by THE MAN
the man – sure but when u say what u do I dont say it is a waste of yours or my time – meaning different strokes for different folks is the case but why does everyone put down the other thing the are not into?
public – we are in the g club. that aint public. they are dead to me anywhere other than the club or the bed
View all comments by sideshowBOB
@R: I didn’t realize that there were cultural mores unique to Thailand that so psychologically repress hot girls working at their jobs from accepting their existence as passionate sexual beings that they won’t express their passionate sexuality by jumping into bed with their employer’s old, fat, hairy foreign tourist customers on the night they first meet. ‘Cause it seems like party girls in US clubs suffer from the same repression!
We all know about the gray area for girls, but clearly there’s a gray area for guys too. On one side there are the young, good looking guys with senses of humor and silver tongues. These guys can charm the panties off of any girl, gray area or not, and have her give him cab fare home, and I hate them. On the other side are guys who, for one reason or another are so heinous that no girl who’s not a black & white p4p will go near them (other than for an obscene amount of money; everyone’s got their price, and for the right amount of money a US girl will sleep with a heinous guy as well).
In the vast middle are gray area guys, who are older, pudgier, less confident, balder, etc. than the the silver tongues. We’re not disgusting, but we’re not turning a 20 year old hottie’s head as we walk down the soi. We’re also not making a gray area girl get dripping wet when we walk into her g-club or wherever, especially since she doesn’t have a barfine quota and probably makes good scratch from g-club customers without screwing them. So if we’re going to bed them, they have to find us more attractive than when first seen by a gray area girl, which might take some time and effort. Speaking Thai helps, as would a predisposition toward farang guys by the girl. But it’s not a cultural thing specific to Thailand.
Same thing happens in the US, right? Go to a Vegas club, and chances are very high you’re not going to bed the 22 year old hottie that night, unless she’s a true pro. But if you buy her a drink, are witty, make her laugh once or twice, etc., she might give you her number. Call her up, play your cards right, push her buttons in the right order & you could be in business.
@SSB: what about the cab ride home? Don’t tell me you’re not getting stink finger in the cab!
View all comments by fender
SSB You can sing the praise of G-clubs all day long, but they are pure Hi-SO B/S as far as I’m concerned. Just another Thai pseudo elite mechanism in an attempt to differentiate themselves from what and who they really are. If you like to go to be seen, up to you. I do not, therefore I can not sing their praises. I think that’s enough said!
View all comments by THE MAN
the man – I like to go because so many people have such a wrong impression of the places, like u, that it ensures I rarely have to put up with any farang competition.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
@The Man: what farang goes to a g-club to be seen? Seen by who? I’m pretty sure, and I certainly hope, that after all is said and done, my Thai Q factor is still zero. If g-clubs were a place to go to raise one’s profile among the non-p4p Thais, I’d avoid them like the plague. Heh. Trust me.
I go for one reason: good looking, easily approached, fun girls. I think they’re WAAAAAY better looking than gogo girls. If a hard rain came and washed all the Isan girls out of the gogos and washed all the Bangkok girls now working the g-clubs in, I’d spend a lot more time in the gogos.
I think the sideline girls at the soapies up & down Ratchada are just as hot and plenty fun, but they gotta be moved down a peg b/c they’re getting plowed by 5 different guys each day.
[Of course, there are plenty more options than gogo/soapie/g-club, but you get my point.]
View all comments by fender
The Man has a good point. What is the point of working in a ME shithole for bucks and then worry about 1500 Baht? 5000bht? Whatever? Time is money and spending too much time to get pussy cheap is a waste of time. I guess if you live full time in Bangkok and have little money and plenty of time and the patience to defer gratification then such G club Girl schemes are OK………..Sound too much like courting to me!
View all comments by The sandman
sandman – u and the man are so right on this. I can’t believe I have been so wrong. bedding down hotties who actually can read and write there own language, pay for dinner now and then and dont mind shagging without the ubiquitous working girl pre shower sucks. I am wasting my time. I appreciate you guys setting us straight. Back to the go-go bars for me.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
“bedding down hotties who actually can read and write there own language”
What the heeeeell? What are you doing with them in bed that requires them to read and write?
Apart from writing ones initials on the bedsheets after poking a pinky up the dirt box.
Along with your finger, you can shove your G-Clubs up your ass.
View all comments by Daywalker
dw – I have them work on my tattoos.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
When I was a young man, my father kept a case of cheap-ass whiskey in his house. He’d enjoy it, but I thought it tasted like shit. I’d ask him, “Why don’t you buy some good whiskey?” And he’d say “Why spend the money? It all tastes the same.” And I’d say “It doesn’t taste the same. Your whiskey tastes like crap, and good whiskey tastes good.”
We had the same disucssion several times (just about every time he’d offer me a glass of whiskey that I didn’t want). After many pointless arguments, it finally sunk in that the whiskey didn’t taste the same to me, but it did taste the same to him.
Likewise, to me, not all TGs taste the same to me, but they do to others. No big deal.
BTW, my situation falls VERY squarely into the “more cash than time” characterization. Still, if I’m in BKK for a week, I don’t wanna spend 7 nights in gogos, or 7 nights with online bt10k girls, or whatever. At least, not anymore; it was all good my first 2 or 3 visits. Bottom line, again, is that I know I’m getting laid that night one way or another, be it gogo, AH, miracle mile, concierge room service, online order or calling last night’s pull. So chasing gray is a fun way to spend some of my time and money.
View all comments by fender
im new to bkk nightlife. what is a roofie and is it found near soi cowboy?
View all comments by eagerbeaver