Disjointed observations about the “lounge girls” (LGs) scene by Voyager
Posted by voyager | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on June 6th, 2009
There have been several detailed posts about g-clubs or lounges here. This one is not a how to guide but just a set of disjointed observations about the “lounge girls” (LGs) scene. I have been going to g-clubs for several years, often with local Thai guys, have been a member at four, and have been at least once to pretty much all of them around Bangkok. Just for reference, I am late 30′s, average looking, and do speak some Thai. I usually go for the “sure thing” in sex so I don’t make big efforts or have a “system” for banging LGs though I have gotten lucky occasionally.
G-clubs are a Thai institution made for Thai men, although foreigners are generally welcome to spend their money too 
However you will never learn what is really going on unless you go with some Thai men. If you want to make a good impression come with at least upper middle class Thais, i.e. don’t bring your driver here You can also get the inside scoop if you become friends (or more) with one of the girls. Like all girls they love to gossip, and if girl B is your real target spending some time (and a drink or too) with girl A and getting some info first can save you time and hassle.
The real action happens after the closing time, before that it is just fantasy land. These girls sleep until at least noon or later so they can party (or do other things) until wee hours. If she tells you she needs to go home after close that’s just a polite way to say she already has plans for the night. Most of the cuter girls will get banged most nights, maybe by their bg/gik/sponsor waiting for them after close or could be with a guy on their “booty list” who happens to be available. However it is most often NOT the guy who has been paying for her drinks all evening unless he is already on her list. For example, I know a Thai guy who every night gets like half dozen calls or messages around club closing time, all from LGs who just sent their customers home with a chaste kiss (lol) and are looking to come over to his place. In Thailand as in the rest of the world 10% of the guys do 90% of the banging, outside of the p2p scene.
There are of course also the LGs who do go with customers for money. I think 10-20% of the girls will do that to augment their income. Management knows this but will pretend like it does not happen. The girl will not necessarily be the first to offer so you have to ask in a polite way. She is still trying to maintain the impression that she is not a garden variety hooker… lol. I am told the going rate is around 5k, though there may be a farang surcharge on top. It is up to you to decide if this is worth the price vs other alternatives. The girls don’t have to go with every customer and they often have a monthly budget in mind. If she needs to sleep with say 5 customers to make her budget of course she would rather sleep with the more attractive ones, so she will offer her services more aggressively to those. If she finds you really unattractive or if she already made enough this month then you may be out of luck.
As you might guess one way or another most LGs get quite a bit of mileage on them after a while and the scene begins to rub off on their personality, even if she is 100% normal girl to start with. Upper class Thais really look down on LGs both because of the nature of their job and for general class reasons. Of course they are not averse to using these girls for casual sex, but it is NOT acceptable to have one as a real gf or to bring her to social functions. Even if she looks and dresses normal to your eyes Thais can usually tell the difference by small clues. Most girls accept these values too and also look down upon themselves. Their self-esteem is usually pretty low, but that can be an advantage if your goal is to bang them. Many LGs dream about finding a “nice boy” for a long term relationship but the reality is one night stands or short term relationships with guys who are already attached and see them as short term entertainment. Thai guys measure themselves on the number of their sexual conquests, even more than their western counterparts.
If you get something going with LG enjoy while it lasts, however sooner or later you will want to move on. LGs are quite used to being juggled and dumped. Thai guys are usually not particularly gentle once they are bored and ready to move on. So don’t worry too much, you will not really break her heart.
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v – good post and pretty much tells it like it is.
I have been with a few of these thai guys – one quite rich, married and had slept with most of the hotties in a particular bar. They treat these girls nice but of course don’t date them. It is always the foreign guys who do and frankly it makes sense. These girls are a huge step up from a go-go girl, understand that putting out is important and can show a guy a good time. Most often these guys could not land a normal girl who is as hot or puts out as much so the compromise works IMHO.
Having been around a few of these girls in my time what I think is funny is how they think they are as good as normal girls – not thinking they are anything different. Sure maybe they are a step up from go-go girls or MP girls but they are still in some ways flogging the mutton.
Much to discuss here…
View all comments by sideshowBOB
It’s great to read a different perspective on the g-clubs and although you didn’t mean it as a guide it does help in dealing with these girls. Understanding how they think and their dealings with Thai guys goes a long way towards having the most fun with these girls, and setting your expectations properly. More please.
View all comments by pmmp
The one thing that always comes back in posts about G-clubs is that one should go with healthy upper-class Thai guys. But me, I don’t know any of them.
Now, why don’t anyone write a post about how to become friend with healthy upper-class Thai guys???
View all comments by SukPsycho
pmmp: You mean how a work at home, CW loving night crawler can break the Thai hi-so glass ceiling?
View all comments by Bubba
Whoa, my mistake pmmp.
View all comments by Bubba
I just ended a casual relationship with a G-Club girl.
The dull Canadian cunt who was sending her 35,000b a month had returned to Thailand now, so the days of her paying my taxis in return for creampies are well and truly over.
She was pocketing the 35 large and still heading out to the club in the evening to get charged on other peoples whisky, and get thrown around by guys of her choosing
You know in pornos where they eat girls out standing up, and slap their ass and shit from behind? Well she was well into that. How I miss those days
View all comments by Young Penfold
Thank you YP, now that we all know what you consider a casual affair please enlighten us as to what you consider a serious one to entail. I was curious about the eating them standing up, whats the advantage?
View all comments by THE MAN
the man- the advantage of the stand-up vagina buffet is when you lube up your nose. just the tip of your nose now, not the entire thing as thats just a waste of lube. anyways, lube up your nose and position yourself behind the female. gently (or roughly depending on how your girl likes it) open her ass cheeks and insert your face. you will notice that with normal girls you can feast on the vaginal area as well as use your nose to rub her bumhole thereby giving her a more pleasurable experience. adding light to medium force spanking may also help speed up the process.
now remember never to attempt this after a night of indian or mexican food as even light anal nose tickling may leave you with horrific consequences. my personal favorite is to attempt this move on the balcony of my condo adding a voyeuristic aspect to the whole act.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Dear Dr. Wetback,
I appreciate your tips on licking a girl from behind. Do you have any advice for guys that want their lady or whatever to lick them from behind? I have hairy balls, should I shave them first? I think I have hair on my ass entrance too but I really don’t like looking down there so not sure. Do girls like that hair or should I see about having it removed?
Thanks,
Big Fan
View all comments by pmmp
Dear big fan,
introducing your woman to the wonders (and taste) of the male asshole is something that requires patience and understanding. for those of us who are rather impatient and would rather skip through all the hard work that it takes to get your lady friend to enjoy tossing your salad you can always try copious amounts of alcoholic beverages. but be warned, providing alcohol in excess may lead to a very bland experience devoid of any pleasure or worse, you can end up with a dead womans face between your cheeks (if you had indian or mexican prior to attempting this you should not worry as she probably died a quick death and is now in heaven or wherever dirty assmunching girls go).
first you must show how pleasurable the experience can be. the easiest way of doing this of course performing this act on her. other ways to accomplish this would be to buy a large jar of creamy peanut butter and luring a soi dog into your bedroom. spreading the peanut butter generously in and around your manhole allow the dog to go to town (it’s probably the first non-entirely made of shit meal it’s had in years) the look of euphoric, erotic pleasure on your face should be enough to convince your lady that this would be very pleasurable to you. pleasurable to the point that you’d happily take her shopping at emporium upon finishing(right after she rinses with mouthwash)
for those males of Mediterranean ancestry as i assume you are given your unnecessary naughty bits description(nightmares dude!) i would suggest a subtle grooming. you can maintain your sasquatch trait while highlighting the way to fuckytown by clearing the “brush” around your rectum. this makes the hole visible while the surrounding hair picks up any stray fluids that may soil your carpet or bedsheets. i wouldn’t suggest a full brazilian wax as the swelling may take days to go down which affects the way you walk which would lead to suspicions that you probably hang out incognito in the silom soi 2 area.
for those men who have a ladyfriend (ladyboy friend??) who enjoys licking the dingleberry patch without need for coaxing or bribes. consider yourself lucky and propose to the woman immediately as they are rarer than unicorn shit and if you don’t you will regret it for the rest of your days.
i hope i answered your questions mr. big fan.
with all my love,
dr. wetback
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
You have Dr. Wetback, perhaps a little too well but much appreciated. Ann Landers would be so proud.
@Voyager: Sorry for the off-topic comments but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to get such advice from the good Dr.
View all comments by pmmp
One would hope that “dirty ass munching girls” do indeed go to heaven, bless their little souls
View all comments by Professor
@Voyager: I enjoyed this post. A gentle reminder that we live in a country where sex is a hobby, like fly fishing.
No surprises . . . . just good conformation about what these luscious girly-things who can smile and move their asses in tight figure-8′s, uh, bite on
View all comments by Prufrock
Chaps
Just as a point of general information and public service, there is a spa of sorts opposite Scoozi at the Th. Surawongse intersection with Th. Sap.
This spa offers something they call a “wedding course.”
I originally assumed it was for ladies only. Apparently not. This being Thailand and the economy being what it is, you can get your arse waxed there for the cost of a Double Whopper Combo.
View all comments by Prufrock
Gotta keep it clean down there..the ladies do appreciate it.
There’s a place called BOX in Vegas that offers waxing for men – they call it the Sac & Crack.
View all comments by WPD
sounds like a top night.
spend HEAPS of pointless coin, on a likely stuck up bitch, who then goes off with some other bloke at closing time. who is possibly only 5% better looking than the majority of stunning angels i see everywhere.
to be fair, i have not yet achieved boredom with nana, cowboy, massage parlours, the skytrain, starbucks, or purely sitting anywhere on the side of the road and watching thai girls exist. perhaps the old g club thing is just something different if u have??
View all comments by Maz
“In Thailand as in the rest of the world 10% of the guys do 90% of the banging, outside of the p2p scene.”
can i see the data on this ?
“Thais really look down on LGs”
gee, another farang channeling being Thai ?
“Most girls accept these values”
i mean channeling being a thai girl .
“Their self-esteem is usually pretty low”
with a Ph d in psychology .
“Many LGs dream about..”
and a minor in dream analysis .
“Thai guys measure themselves”
and then back to being Thai again
View all comments by Chest Rockwell
CR: Hey, did you read the part where he mentions going with Thai men and being friends with the Thai girls? Appears he’s befriended and spoken to the Thai men and women about this.
An I thought my back woods public education reading skills sucked.
Voyager: A nice write up IMO.
View all comments by Bubba
Thanks. Indeed what I wrote is more of a summary of what I have heard from my Thai friends and acquaintances, and to some extent from the girls themselves. Of course not everyone has the same opinions so I had to exercise some judgment in how much weight to give to different people. Of the dozen or so Thai men that I talked with every one has been a regular visitor to g-clubs and most of them have banged at least a few of the girls. Several bang 2-3 new LGs every month. As to the “10/90″ rule of course I have not done a scientific survey, so maybe it is really “20/80″. I think most people will agree with it though based on their own experience.
View all comments by Voyager
“heard from my Thai friends”
well, that certainly must make it true
View all comments by Chest Rockwell
Of course nothing that you will ever hear or read is guaranteed to be true. It is up to you to decide what to believe. However if you have different opinions on this subject based on more reliable information then we would very much like to hear it.
View all comments by Voyager
@CR: If you are so sure that elements of the article are not accurate, perhaps you could offer your own “corrections”?
I’m no expert on G-Clubs, but it all matched up pretty well with my experiences.
@Voyager: Like I said, it all seems pretty accurate to me, and nicely written too. Thanks for the submission, hope to see more from you.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Thanks voyager.
This was a good post and it raises one issue that I would like to get crystal clear.
This is going to sound a little naive but here goes:
We have to assume that some of your Thai friends (among the 10%ers) are either working or married or both. If not, if they are all single, rich guys living off family wealth, investments, stock market tips, sinecure jobs etc my question may still even apply but to a lesser degree.
Anyway, I will assume that more than half of these “hobbyists” are working, married or both.
By and large good looking Thai women from a decent backgrounds are not doormats. As well they are not stupid. In fact they can be absolutely ferocious if any of this is even remotely threatened. For obvious reasons, non-p4p Thai women, i.e. Thai wives and steady girlfriends are *obsessively* vigilant. They have their self respect, their family support systems, their reputations and their face to preserve.
And as we know, these clubs would also frequented by brothers, cousins, uncles as well who also consider family face and position as well. There is gossip. There is talk. And in Bkk, it does not take long for the pussy to get out of the bag, now does it? I can just imagine what a family member with an “axe” or a jealous ex can cook up.)
This must present a *huge* scheduling problem for these somewhat responsible members of society. As well, most Thai men who have respect for their “primary care giver” would go to some lengths to assure her that his nights out with the lads was spectator sporting only.
The real action starts at closing. You have seen your Thai friends field nightly closing time phone traffic from their lounge-girl gik’s or compensated girlfriends. Presumably the girls calling because they’re looking for a hook-up *Marquis of Queensbury* i.e. right NOW, TONIGHT. As in “I’ll ‘fight’ him TONIGHT”
Would these be the single/divorced guys only? The ones without the type of steady you need for that restaurant opening, that wedding, that corporate family outing in Kao Yai: i.e. to actually be seen with publicly.
So, these guys you hang with,
Do these guys work?
Do they have wives and/or steady girlfriends?
Are they married?
If so, we know “where” but “*WHEN*” do they actually bang their lounge girl giks?
For the married ones, “after hours” would mean a quick bang and a 4 am return to loved ones (Yeah, sure. Try THAT more than once a year.) An all-nighter is out of the question.
The same, to a lesser degree, applies to a girlfriend “relationship” with a straight girl from a good family with (one would assume) some modicum of reputation, wealth and/or connections.
Late nite returns and gaps in a man’s schedule would invite relentless interrogation. Suspicion of even a brief dalliance could trigger an “investigation” from one of the city’s paramount PI’s (costs 15 K) and/ or a call to “daddy”. or “uncle”.
After hours is out. “In hours” during lounge a girl’s marketing period is also out unless she’s scored mia noi rights and is currently out of the display case or “lounge”. And on HIS hands and now making her own investigations as to his gaps.
Friday nites?
Saturdays afternoon when he’s “golfing”
Sundays?
When they should be picking up the kids.
I’m sure they get it done all right
When do they bang ‘em.
View all comments by Prufrock
Pru: I’m thinking you’re missing the obvious. What about during the day?
Mid to late afternoon lunch meet, early evening dinners; these are all easily kept under the radar and fit right into the LG’s schedule as well as most Thai white collar’d professional or business owner.
View all comments by Bubba
C’mon Bubba.
You and I both know that I covered the play pretty well with my Tyson quote
(For reasons of money, face, emotion, and personal reinforcement lounge-girl wants to f**k him tonight!) Also I went to SOME length to profile these “Thai guy 10%-ers” as having good jobs and some responsibilities and duties to clever wives and/or girlfriends who would also be a big important vital part of their real life. So the time constraints they might face were immediately apparent to me.
BTW I meet lots of these guys. Sometimes I get taken out. If these guys have real jobs, week days are out. If they have a family life you can forget about all but the very occasional “free” Saturday. Not enough of *them* to run a real girl-game IMHO)
My question was not to call into doubt VOYAGER’s post or a poster or a poster’s tone (which I quite enjoyed) To be honest, I too have a homelife of sorts which I value and a nitelife and an afternoon delight life which I ALSO value. And I have a “primary care giver” who I really care about.
So I had this question
My question was clear.
If you think not. It’s up there. Please read my post again.
I really want to know this.
I enjoy a chase as well.
I would also enjoy the odd round of G-girl action but I feel time constraints notwithstanding my “primary care giver gives me a LOT of rope to run and my work schedule is VERY flexible.
Currently, however, my occasional office gik thingy demands meticulous planning and execution.
So I honestly wanted to know WHEN these guys find the time to bang their lounge girls. That is, to bang girls with whom they are also (to a certain degree more or less) playfully “gikologically” engaged and with whom they wished to REMAIN so encumbered.
This should be pretty clear now. Again.
And incidentally, why would you feel you had to go right into your “Pru missing the obvious” thingy with its “obvious” implications of dumbness, disingenuousness and obtuseness? That’s not a very polite of respectful thing to say to someone who asks an honest question in a civil tone after he’s taken some care to accurately frame the issue, now is it? I’m sure it was an accident of language. “missing the obvious” has I suppose different connotations in print than over a beer where it can be immediately countered.
An unfortunate choice of words no doubt since without exception tsf2m posters I have actually met, although truly unique, are in person unfailingly respectful polite and civil and perfectly happy engaging in a decent conversation on a topic dear to us all.
Just a thought.
If it’s still ok to, um, think about such things.
View all comments by Prufrock
All good questions. As far as being seen in a g-club while awkward these are very upscale places with upscale clients and so being seen in one is not on the same scale of face loss for the wife as being seen in a soapie. Since this is mostly about face, some Thai wives do put up and pretend not to know so long as they dont know what happens after
. Plus guys have a sort of code of silence about this sort of stuff.
However it is true that the guys who are particularly active in this scene are generally neither married nor have a live in gf. Many do have a “see 1-2 times per week” type of gf but that is much easier to manage. Married guys tend to go more for the sure and discreet soapie action and have a few regular giks that they coordinate by phone. Then they only need to visit clubs when hunting for a new one.
As far as timing it usually happens after club close. They take the girl for a late meal then on to her place or a hotel for banging. In countries like Japan and Korea late night drinking with co-workers and clients is obligatory which provides convenient cover. Here this does not happen as much, but it is still possible to train the wife/gf to expect 1-2 nights per week of late night out. Usually the wife will expect some compensation like being taken out to a nice restaurant on another night. In the end we are not talking pussy-whipped Western husbands here who are scared to be late for dinner by 30 min.
But still it would be tough for a married guy to be in that lucky 10% that bang the 90%. All the real hounds that I know are indeed single. A few of guys don’t have regular office jobs and they do hang out/bang these girls during daytime. Being one of the small number of guys who have $$$ and can be there for the girls when they are off duty is a big advantage. Like all girls LG prefer guys who spend time with them and not just bang and run.
View all comments by Voyager
Pru: Actually I mentioned it because it works in with the girls schedule as well as with many Thai professionals schedules. Theones I’ve worked with anyway.
You don’t see the opportunities in the Thai work schedules? There have been some managers I’ve worked with whom I’ve never seen in the office before 10AM. What about the 2 hour lunches? The late business meetings?
I guess I should also mention this is my personal experience with a couple LGs. One I blew off and the other I’ve met outside work a few times. Both of them ALWAYS asked me to meet in the afternoon or early evening (before heading off to work). She also shares stories about the guys and other girls at the club which aligns with much of what Voyager describes.
The where is the paid for apartments ( or condos for the superstars), out of town trips, ST hotels. There’s no lack of opportunities due to time according to her.
BTW, I used obvious in the vein of oversight, not “dumbness, disingenuousness and obtuseness”. Shame you took it that way. If dumbness had been on my mind I would of had no problem finding the right words to say exactly that (check my comment to CR if you have any doubt >insert smiley here<). In the future I’ll be more polite and gentle knowing that it may hurt or offend you.
View all comments by Bubba
So, rich young-ish Thai bachelors and divorced guys are getting most of the lounge-girl action. (“Obvious”, I guess, but in a slightly different and unsurprising kind of way
Rich OLD Thai guys with any sense of dignity (and, I guess, myself), know/feel they look a bit silly playing with Coyotes on a sofa in the main room so sometimes they just book “karaoke” rooms and pay her later through the nose with gifts and paper airplanes from the BOT.
BTW, I capitalize “Coyote” out of a humble reverence for the way they’ve learned to move their exquisite pelvic regions – - – - and personally, I pick the big gum-chewing bitch without the leotard who likes to scratch her box once in a while
Married older guys with wives and kids they love and real, actual, jobs as dentists, lawyers, bankers, engineers and ophthalmologists who operate under the time-constraints we’d more or less expect, might bang one on the side occasionally. (On that one I’ll stick with “Those wives aren’t stupid” since on occasion I’ve had to perform various remedial “vengeance” surgeries. And that “honor code” thing, V? Ok, I’ll take your word for it
)
As the World’s economy slides into paper-doll catastrophe I’ll just relax, and as the go-go’s and “lounges” fill up with wet new girly-stock I’ll never get bored at the sight of fifty coyotes dancing their little hearts out with those fascinating grooming gestures and those tight pelvic figure-8′s.
I’ll also get to feel good about myself that thanks to my relationship with my primary care giver her beautiful young daughter will never have to get up there and sell it to an old shaggers like me unless she feels like it.
Sounds in the new Thailand like everyone’s coping as best they can.
View all comments by Prufrock
@Bubba Appreciate the acknowledgment but don’t sweat it.
I’m just a little grumpy today knowing that this truly bizarre wee chap, Penfold, in the bloom of his youth as he is, is getting all the ass he and everyone else wants (well some of the ass he wants, I definitely do not want) for free.
Turns 25 he does. Or has that already happened?
Anyway. Anybody heard anything about (you know) about YP rolling a few kegs to the Mango in honor of his 25th year on the planet?
Any rumors to that effect?
View all comments by Prufrock
Hey bro,
I enjoyed reading your post and I also enjoy coyote dancers and g-girls, the few times I get to meet them.
You didn’t really mention how these guys set up their position as giks and not customers?
I would guess these girls would rather have a well paying returning customer than a night of fun? So what is the deal here? Get in, get a phone number, get out and not spend a lot of money? Or are these guys just obvious alphas with looks, clothes and money to match?
Whats the score here? Do these girls expect compensation from these thai guys?
As a farang, how would you pull this off? Lets assume, we have the looks and youth down, what about money? Can we just walk a couple of farang into these places or do we need thai friends?
View all comments by Jack
Well there is already a “How To Bang G Club Girls” manual here so you should read that. Obviously the girls like to have both fun and money. They will bang just for fun, no money. If they like you all you need is a phone number and then just take it further outside the club. If you don’t turn them on then it becomes more of a business transaction, and you will be paying, one way or another. Pussy is the sort of commodity that does not get used up by giving it away
so they can sometimes have it both ways – a rich older guy to pay the bills and a cute younger guy just to bang when she is horny.
As a farang you can certainly succeed in getting freebies if you have good looks and some charm although you will have to work harder at it, and not all girls will go with farangs regardless of looks. Having a Thai friend along helps but is by no means necessary especially if you speak some Thai. However I personally don’t know any farangs who have a success rate as high as my Thai friends. If money is an issue I personally recommend you explore the much wider world of normal office/sales girls out there. All it takes is a dinner and a movie…
View all comments by Voyager
My humble addition to the question of “when”…
I have NEVER banged (since that seems to be the euphemism of choice when it comes to Coyote dancers and hostesses) a member club girl, though I did bang a very sexy member club mamasan once. That’s it for my bona fides.
I managed to get a date with a coyote dancer once. We met around 4 p.m. and went shopping and had a meal before she had to show up at work around 8 or 8:30-ish. Never saw her outside of work again.
(BTW, Pru… from memory you met that very Coyote dancer once when we were out together).
If anyone needs tips on fucking go go dancers (no euphemism required at this level of the food chain) my bona fides are much stronger in this area, though I will never be able to top Pants Elk’s invaluable contribution. From memory, the best way to bang a go go dancer according to PE is to set your beer down and call out “Oi! Wanna go with me?!” All in all a much simpler — and for me — much more satisfying transaction.
View all comments by Werewolf
On the time constraint thing. I know one Thai guy who tells his wife his job has him in KL 2 nights a fortnight. He lives in the burbs, and rather than be in KL, he just hangs with his LG at her place, Sunday & Monday nights each fortnight. Plenty of excuses to be found if you are creative enough.
View all comments by Livin' the Dream
“I’m just a little grumpy today knowing that this truly bizarre wee chap, Penfold, in the bloom of his youth as he is, is getting all the ass he and everyone else wants (well some of the ass he wants, I definitely do not want) for free.”
Pru: LOL. Then you’ll take solace that last night upon his arrival at the Mango his only companion was BBB. No Ms. Maxim in sight.
YP: When is your birthday? First week of July? How about you throw a “Here Are The Girls I’ve Banged” party and round up a few of these mutton floggers for the event? You could call them the YP Collection or something of that sort. I could arrange for a photographer and you pick the 12 hottest for the YP Collection Calendar?
View all comments by Bubba
LtD: *I know one Thai guy who tells his wife his job has him in KL 2 nights a fortnight.*
I am humbled by the raw courage and the creativity in play here. Um, so no entry stamp required, eh ;-? Thais don’t get a Malaysian entry chop as well? Malays usually manage to pop something on MY passport and I’m Commonwealth like Ozies.
Well, in any case, as Voyager implies, I’m sure he could explain its absence away to a well reward-conditioned wife.
Hmmmm. Thanks for the creative nudge, LtD I’m gonna work out a variation on this puppy that involves a five day week since my work takes me up country for this kind of assignment.
Friggin devil IS in the details tho’ ain’t it? Let’s see, new off-duty phone, coupla boxes-o’-wine, um, ass-waxing kit . . . update the iPod. And oh yeah, scout out a big-assed gum-chewing lounge girl bitch who casually scratches her ass and box as part of her “grooming gesture” repertoire and, almost forgot, that figure-8 thing.
(Fuck man — do ya think she’ll do that on her day off ;-?
Thanks LtD. As you can see, you’ve awakened a sleeping giant.
WW I’m hoping it was that big-assed teary-eyed gator you squired to Dr. Bond’s Star Trek bash at the Mango last month.
I know its not.
But could she just, um, . . . Naaaaw
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@Prufrock – Well seeing as you asked, its July 5. Its a Sunday which is a slight cunt if you ask me. Tell you what, dig out those quality fabrics and head down to NungLen with me. My treat! We can guzzle whisky all night, exchange boozy ladyboy stories (as I know you’ve got a few of them) bond a little, and punch above our weight with smoking hot 18year old hi-so thai girls. Whaddya say?
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Thanks YP But I was kind of hoping we’d share at the Mango. Coupla kegs on your tab, some quiff, some quim, a poo-ching hottie or two if necessary to prove conclusively how lovely they are. Some war stories about the Uni-babes you routinely split.
YP you’ll have many more ladyboy stories than I. That’s a fact. I just have two or three but they’re non-starters because they don’t involve any sex.
The 18-year-old girlie-queues out of Nung Len? You’re banging upper class, titled hi-so 18 year-olds, now?
Well, good for you, YP. Good for you.
Happyburttday
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Excellent post V, between 5 friends of mine who are either occasional / full-time residents of BKK, we are members of 5 of the most popular G Clubs: Pent, Sherbet, S23, Forte, and the Bank. We are a mix of Eurasians and Europeans (all can speak kitchen Thai) and must say that you’re description of ‘how to bang LG’s'are eerily accurate.
Extremely helpful to get friendly with the mamasans or the floor manager (usually Gay) as the girls virtually beg us to take them to after parties at Narz, Tunnel, 808 etc…when the club closes circa 1am’ish, without the management pressurising them not to for economic reasons ie. regular shags may not drag you back to the clubs. Some of the fitter mamasan’s are former LG’s with a rich Thai sponsor, and are definitely more than up for a shag or two. Social stigma of LG’s are spot on and in sync with Thai social nazism that lack of money – therefore lack of opportunities – necessarily means that Hi-so / salaried Thai men think of them as nothing more than spunk buckets.
Having said that, think so do we but we all like to fool ourselves that they still rather get done by us though…
Look forward to the next post.
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‘a dead woman’s face between your cheeks’.
Hilarious.
I’m pretty sure Sasha Grey or Anette Schwartz would be game for some male on female asshole snuffage to end their careers on a high-note – Those are some extreme gonzo bitches.
Stick Jake Malone behind the camera, throw the girls some crystal meth or pictures of daddy leaving or whatever else it is that makes them such cckhungry fckpigs, bring in the boys and let the party begin.
Back on topic, I’m interested in the subtle signs that would give away an LG to a hi-so person. I guess I could spot an escort if introduced to one at a function in farangland, but I’m interested in uniquely Thai giveaways. Pray tell more Voyager.
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Lounge girls will always be that – you can never really take the “lounge” component out of her. Sure they’re exceptional cases out there, sure they’re likely to be more insightful, mature, hotter and modern than your average agogo, but at the end of the day, they’re girls working in the night scene for a quick buck.
There’re a million jobs out there but they chose to entertain men for a living. Money is important, sure, and many, many of them have their own version of sob stories to tell, but at the end of the day they are idiots for doing what they do. Money isn’t everything. Being born in a third world country doesn’t provide the excuse for walking down this path. This is Bangkok, not Somalia. Between a 7k baht job at 7-Eleven and a 35k one which involves shoddy touching, caressing, getting drunk and getting and molested on a daily basis, if you choose the latter there’s only one thing to say about you – you have low morals. One poster put it aptly when he argued (on another forum) that Thais, in general, have low moral values, and it’s hard not to agree with him. Incessant lying, the concept of giks, mia nois, having two or three wives, sleeping around without battering an eyelid, giving money to your jobless drunkard of a boyfriend while you sell your body and soul to keep him alive – these are all examples to show just how surface, insular and immature Thai culture and society is. It’s the year 2009, but the reason why Bangkok haven’t really been able to get out of its own slump is precisely because its citizens are delusional, low on confidence, low on morals, lazy, and a disappointment to the powers that be.
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Pippo it’s not that these girls morals are too low….sounds to me like your morals are too high….way too high…
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Pippo,
If you think that the morals of the LG girls are low, you must agree that the morals of the men who vist these places, you and me, for example, are as equally low, correct?
I just felt you were judgemental and moralizing, but as long as you realize that we are no better I would accept your judgements.
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