Thailand Massages – The Newbie’s Guide to a Happy Beginning & Ending – Part Two by I Phukit
Posted by I Phukit | Blog, Newbies, Reader Submissions | Posted on May 22nd, 2009
…continued from Part One:
The Inspection (Interior) – A quick look of the inside of the premises is a crucial part of the inspection process and is very helpful in making a proper decision. There are many clues to the well-trained eye that will give you a glimpse into what type of massage you will be receiving. The best way to do this is to simply ask if you can take a look at the room, as the staff should be more than happy to honor your request without any questions asked. Upon looking at the massage room, there are several important indicators. If you see any of the following there is a good chance not even your ego will receive a good stroking:
- Oil massages done in the relatively open room, with basic, modest, or see-through curtains separating the customers.
- Open windows with no curtains.
- Bright lighting without the availability of dimmers.
- Customers receiving oil massages in full or partial view of others. (Remember these are not “Thai Massages” which are done often fully clothed)
- A lack of the ability to conceal the massage from other customers or staff, or just a general lack of privacy for their customers.
There are even more hints that knob polishings are taking place if you pay attention to the details on your inspection. If you see any of the following, there is a good chance you will be leaving without your daily drippings:
- Clothespins- The inventor of these little items should receive a prize, and trust me, they are not for hanging your wet laundry. The use of these little gems cannot be understated, as they are used to keep prying eyes out of your private sanctuary during your massage. If you see clothespins, hair clips, or any other type of fasteners anywhere around the massage area or on the curtains themselves, this is a great sign that things may get wet and you will not be left hung out to dry.
- Music to my ears- There is nothing better than the sound of music playing in a massage room. While most places will have some sort of soothing background music playing, the existing of a more modern, and sometimes slightly louder music in these rooms is also a good sign. This higher volume is used to drown out the sounds that emanate from the individual cubicles when massages take a turn for the better. When I find places like these it’s always music to my ears as I know there is a good chance of having my skin flute tuned.
- Toilet Paper- By far one of the most significant clues of a complete massage is the existence of a roll of toilet paper, either in or around the area where oil massages are taking place, and it’s not for wiping your ass. These spooge sponges play a pivotal role in cleaning up the mess you will leaving, and by storing them in close proximity to the massage area tells customers; “We know you will be leaving your sticky sauce behind, and we are prepared to clean it up.”
The Massage- Before even beginning the massage pay attention that you don’t get thrown the old “bait and switch”. Although it is not too common, it happened to me several times when I was a newbie. This is when a generally very attractive staff member, often wearing sexier clothes than the other staff, will call you over for a massage, and explain prices and options to you. Then, at some point after you agree to a session, she will they then point to the 4 hideous looking ladies behind her and ask “Which One?” I have actually been caught in one of these situations where I was already de-clothed and they pulled a switcharoo on me and I end up getting a thorough body bashing from what could only be described as a 100 Kilo leather-faced great grandmother with an ax to grind. You can easily learn from my mistakes here by simply asking, “Will you do the massage?” or “Who will do the massage”. Always make sure you know who will be doing the massage if they assign you someone, or clearly state “Can you do the massage?” while gesturing towards the mistress of your choice.
Many of these places will have showers available for their customers. Often being on foot in the hot sun will bring on many less then desirable body conditions, so whenever possible I try to take a shower before the massage, as I know the artist of my choice will prefer and appreciate a clean slate to start her masterpiece on.
One of my favorite things is the Quick Change. This happens when your masseur, leads you to your massage area then excuses herself to go change into something “more comfortable” for the massage. This is a good reason why you should not solely make a decision based on the uniform alone. Their uniforms are often long pants and or satin Thai-style dresses, and something they may not want to get oil, or bodily fluids on, so a change of clothes is always a nice sign. They will often change into shorts and T- shirts, which works just fine for me. I remember being initially disappointed in one instance as my lady returned back in full long pants, without any change at all, just as she removed pants entirely in the cubicle and completed the entire massage, and extras, in (and out) of her underwear. If on your initial inspection you see some staff that are out of their uniforms, then this is probably the case, and it’s always a plus.
A good way to let your 1-hour girlfriend know that you ready, willing, and able right from the start is to toss the towel. When you are led to your mat or table, you will be given instructions to remove your clothes and often handed a towel. I simply throw the towel aside and never use it to cover myself. You will start on your stomach initially, so if you are not too shy, this is a great way to send an initial message that says, ï¹’You will be seeing a whole lot of me for the next hour.‧ Many times they will go ahead and put the towel over your ass, but I try to find a way to “get it off”. I will often state that it is hot, or that I am not shy, or that its simply unnecessary. Every once in a while this will result in what I have termed as a “Towel Fight”. This is when a masseur consistently attempts to cover you up, while you systematically try to reveal yourself. When this happens, it’s never a good sign, and you might as well fall asleep and dream of your next encounter, as the chances of this one going anywhere are slim.
After just 15 minutes you should already have an idea of which way things will turn, so when you do turn around, don’t be shy. Your nonchalant and matter-of-fact attitudes will help out a great deal on later. When you turn around, you may already be telling your therapist “I’m up for it” without saying a word. This is a good thing, so don’t get shy now. As the massage continues, there are many forks in the road here, and it can go in several directions. Obviously they are in it for the money, so more times than not, they will want to do what they can, within reason, to earn bigger tips. One of the easiest ways is the simple Hand Job. Their methods of getting you to this point will vary, however some will simply go ahead and just take the bull by the horns, no questions asked and hope for a nice tip. Others may ask in various ways which is often, but not always, followed by the annoying negotiation part. This is clearly one of the hardest parts because more times than not she will have you by the balls, literally. While your soldier may be saluting her, it does not mean you have to follow her orders. I agree, it’s probably one of the more difficult negotiating situations, but I can give you a few tips that will not only help you get past the awkward stage, but possibly save you a little cash in the long run.
What you tip your specialized sperm extractor is entirely up to you, as there are ton of variables that go into this decision. For a basic rub-n- tug tipping should probably not be less than 200 and anything over 500 – 700 Baht is a bit much, but still tip whatever you feel like it, as there are no rules in this. While your body may be demonstrating something completely different, to get the best price, your attitude should remain nonchalant. When they 1st ask you if you would like have your pipe cleared, simply tell them “Up to you” This well let them know right away you are good to go either way. If they ask you, “How much you pay?” try not to give them a straight answer, and as in most negotiations, let them mention price 1st. After that, the back and forth can begin. I rarely partake in this anymore, as I find it a real “downer”. If they don’t come down to a decent price and quick, I just take my stick and balls and play somewhere else.
The last bit of advice, which is also good for many situations, is to have small denominations of Thai Baht and to know exactly what and how much you are carrying at all times. I remember early on in my Thai endeavors feverishly negotiating for some special services, stating I only had 500 baht on me, only to stupidly pull out a 1000 Baht bill on completion. This was a very embarrassing situation indeed, and a clear loss of face on my part. Sometimes, if there was no price negotiation, and large bills are handed over, getting all your change back can sometimes require a bit of work on your part as well, so the small bills will come in handy when paying for the massage and tip.
Thailand is well-known globally for its massages and with air-fare prices dwindling there is no reason why you should not hop on a plane, and see for yourself why people just keep cumming back over and over. Nothing in your home country will prepare you for, or compare with, a proper massage in Thailand. Your experiences here will not only blow your wad but your mind as well so go ahead and enjoy your oil massage with a very happy ending.
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Many thanks for this, for the Old Bangkok Hands it might all seem bleedin’ obvious, but for persons such as oneself who have had their BKK cherry only partially popped, it’s all valuable data.
View all comments by TokyoSexManiac
Phukit,
Great writeup.
View all comments by Quagmire
Brilliant write up with all the pitfalls of the switchover high lighted a real I spy of the parlours.
Happened to my good self recently when my chosen honey welcome girl outside switched over to a group of recently arrived japanese after negoitiations leaving me with a larger lady who appeared from behind a curtain to give me a massage that to this day has left me with a limp and chronic back pain, this is known in the trade as an angry ending.
My beef clarinet couldnt make the effort to rise to the occasion with all that pummelling going on so thankfully it wasnt an issue and I was able to get out reasonably full walletted to go on to soi 22 for a better performed second helping.
Business is business I suppose regarding the Japs and their tip rate but the switch over deserves a mention so people are aware.
View all comments by ao nang
While your soldier may be saluting her, it does not mean you have to follow her orders.
Just easier said than done.
Great read and thanks for the valuable information.
View all comments by johno
…….nothing like a prolonged negotiating session about money when you are ready to rumble to absolutely ruin the moment.
Get that out the way before play begins or afterwards. Better to deal with the “up to you” tipping (guilt trip) scenario when you are sticking your clothes back on than in the heat of the moment!
Sometimes you never know when you need reminding of the simple advice. Reading this post gives me one hell of a chance of arranging a great massage experience time after time and Im far from being a newbie to the scene.
View all comments by ao nang
Oil massages are my first choice.
The Go Go and Bar Girls always seem to have a problem.
Come to think of it, haven’t fuck a bar girl in a couple years.
View all comments by ATM
I find the bait and switch is most common at the places that do extras. In fact that is another indication if extras are offered. It cannot be stressed enough that you must ask who will be massaging you before you walk in and take off your shoes. Never, ever, assume the stunner you talked to outside will be doing the massage.
I also find taking in a set amount of cash in small bills is essential. For example, have 400THB for the oil massage fee and then have only enough for what extras you want. If you just want a HJ then only have five 100THB bills. This means you do not enter the shop with more than 900THB in your wallet. That way you can adjust the price of extras to fit within your budget but will never go over your limit.
I don’t recommend lying about the cash you have in your wallet as many times the girl will ask to see the contents of your wallet. Especially when she quotes you 1000THB for a HJ and you say 500THB.
View all comments by ghost in the machine
The girl will ask to see the contents of the wallet?
I wonder how that goes over with a Thai customer???
View all comments by ATM
good advise about carring small demoninations of bills around, and always spread them around different pockets. This has saved me from spending too much on quite a number of times while doing the negotiations. Great read
View all comments by Tails
@ATM – the ‘how much is in my wallet’ question comes up now and then even with bargirls. I’m fine with it as when I open my wallet and there is only a small amount of cash the girl suddenly has lost her bargaining power and face. It’s a slam dunk to get the price you want.
Who knows if it happens to Thai guys as they generally steer clear of Sukhumvit bars and massages. The Thai guys are at the soapies which are price fixed so there is never a problem. Come to think of it I have never had a soapie girl even hint about wanting a tip. Which goes to show customer service for farang areas generally suck so we need to be on guard at all times.
Great name by the way. Double meaning.
View all comments by ghost in the machine
Clothespins are a new one to me–good eye.
Massage girls are great. They may require a bit of flirtation, seduction, and foreplay to go beyond the routine hand job. But once they give in, it’s often because they are genuinely horny and haven’t had a good bang for a while. One girl who massages me regularly actually lives with her lesbian lover, but is happy enough to switch sides in the privacy of the cubicle. Sure, it’s still p4p, but a different variety from the bargirl scene.
I find as time goes by I am more particular about where I get a massage, when back in the day I was just happy to be groped. I’ll pay a little more for privacy, cleanliness, a relaxing atmosphere–oh and a competent massage–so that if the extras don’t pan out, I can at least enjoy the massage experience.
View all comments by 2muchfun
Hehehehe, Clothes pins? That pretty much describes all of the 200 plus massage joints I’ve been in. For an oil massage it doesn’t matter whether you discard the towel or not.
As far as the “quick change” you refer to, it’s not so much as changing into something more comfortable as it is to changing into something won’t require (as much) cleaning after the session is completed.
View all comments by Protonic
nicely written
View all comments by 8 Ball
A fine writeup – I think we do sometimes neglect the newbies, and this is all great advice.
Found myself agreeing right through both parts of the article, and I wish there’d been something like this online when I first arrived here.
Good job!
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I have never had a “Real Thai Massage”, so great reading, thanks.
View all comments by AUK
I enjoyed this writeup.
iP’s right. Thai personal services boutiques have their own way to tell you that if the mood strikes you, you can usually get what you want. I hate naggers and beggars though. And as iP indicates, the “sweet players” aren’t always working that day. But I’ve found that with the exception of the occasional greedy, grinning-idiot scrub-woman type, speaking a little Thai precludes the bait and switch nightmare.
I’m a romantic of sorts. If they wanna kill the magic you can always fucking leave.
(Note to older guys. And I tell the go-go pro’s this as well.) “You take care me I take care you. You ‘game’ me I’ll fucking game you. Got it?” This can be done in good humor when you start negotiations. And if she comes through professionally you gotta drop some fucking baht. Speaking Thai is helpful.
I’m an English teacher. I get four hour breaks between classes when it’s just too silly to go home for a rest. This action works for me. I call it the “multi-disciplinary massage
and here in Bangkok as elsewhere those clothes-pins and the music are always a promise of good fishing to come. You can get a nice surprise when you least expect it at most local shops. But you have to keep your eyes open because the players are good sometimes not on site.
But back to this wild, mountain stream-fishing thingy because I’ve *always* preferred to drift a fly over that deep-shaded pool near the opposite bank
(*Definitely* prefer it to dropping a doughball into a swamp full of garbage-fed catfish.)
I got a smashing piece of ass in a super high-end spa near the Phuket Gazette offices in Phukettown from a “traditionally dressed” 30-ish single mother a few years ago when I did my TOEFL .
An extended massage of the glutes was the sure-fire “tell”. Above all though, the *masseuse* (Yo iP
had confidence and her daring spontaneity added a highly erotic dimension to it all. Of course even though there’d been no talk of money whatsoever, with both of us being *fucking grownups* we both knew she’d get a nice tip. She simply crossed the line on her own. SHE’D taken a risk. . . . nice “additional”. (I love a little confidence in a woman).
Before she flipped me over, she’d dropped her top and my butt had already got five minutes of cool-fantastic, deal-closing contact with her lovely naturals as well as some playful glute-nibbles.
We ended up buck naked and screwing for the fun of it. Well mostly, I guess, But she was workin’ it with a smile, let’s say. And this was a huge place with ALL facilities. No one at reception pulled the stink-eye because we’d gone over.
Got other ones like that in Akane Fashion where you’re not supposed to get FS.
Invariably, this is good sex
View all comments by Prufrock
Thanks for the compliments guys. Glad you enjoyed it.
Just remember that two different people can go into the same shop, see the same lady, on the same day and have completely opposite experiences. Many times it is what YOU make of it. A good attitude and a big smile go a long way in this country.
I love to hear about your individual experiences, and I believe the newbies who read this blog appreciate them as well, so keep the stories coming, and if any of the newbies have questions, feel free to ask here, and me, or someone else will be glad to answer it.
Remember, there are no stupid questions. (YP excluded, again)
View all comments by I Phukit
Lots of good observations and advices here.
Although there is no going price, 500 baht HJ is usually the price you get asked for in many places in Bkk, Phuket or Pattaya, which is the price they usually charge in the naughty teen massage shops as well for the same service. This goes sometime up to 1000 but only in Bkk. Of course this is negotiable. Part of the negotiation is sometimes related to whether the girl takes her clothes off or not and whether you touch her or not.
A girl with a too high price or who negotiates too much is usually a bad sign for the quality of the HJ that will follow.
View all comments by SukPsycho
Been coming here for 14 years and, after reading this, I’m *still* not attracted to the idea of going to a massage place.
What’s the f*cking point? As far as I can work out, you’re pissed around not knowing what you’ll get, which will at most be a handjob anyway. I can do those myself, thanks. Don’t these girls have mouths? If so, why aren’t they using them?
View all comments by bibblies
Don’t think the article said that, and I can assure you that more than a HJ is definitely available at some places.
Sometimes though, it isn’t.
I guess some guys like the thrill of the chase. I don’t, at least not with massage shops. But I do like to hit places where I can get a relaxing rubdown, then hump the honey for good measure
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
“Don’t these girls have mouths? If so, why aren’t they using them?” – bibblies, can I Please buy you a beer? That should be engraved and mounted on a plaque somewhere
I’ve got a friend whos a notoriously cheap cunt, and is really into his handjobs. Whenever he visits a massage joint, the crafty cheapskate stows his larger notes in his cheap, counterfeit jeans, but keeps 5 of the kings red sheets to hand in his wallet. Whenever negotiation rolls around, he opens his wallet, pleading that 200-300 is for the massage itself and all he has is the change. Hes yet to leave a massage joint ‘un-wanked’
View all comments by Young Penfold
BBB – where are these places and is it guaranteed? Fuck the thrill of the chase – I want my bunnies spread and tied to the ground by tent pegs. If I wanted the thrill of a chase, I’d go for real girls.
I really don’t understand the handjob thing in general. Why settle for a handjob when there’s a mouth available? It would annoy me that a girl would even try to pull this trick – that she’d be trying to fob you off with seconds. That she wouldn’t even deign to put it in her mouth but, for almost the same fee, she’d wank you off.
A handjob is nothing. I could do it myself and I’d (probably) even give a guy a handjob for a relatively small tip (as long as as no one got to hear about it). You don’t have to *taste* with your hands.
To my mind, guys that settle for handjobs are letting the side down, making the girls lazy. They should be holding out for blowies, making it a standard!
Lastly, why would you pay 500B for the impersonality of this when, for an extra 200, you could be in a bj bar?
View all comments by bibblies
@Bib – I think you are forgetting one important thing we are talking here about here: ‘MASSAGES’ with extras. Of course, if you don’t have any appreciation for a massage, as it appears you do not, this would not be the route you would take. The way I see it, its a great massage with a proper completion, and this often precludes a great night of sex, and is not intended to replace the BJ or the sex.
View all comments by I Phukit
U should make this into a DVD.
View all comments by Canadianboy
Clothes pins are akin to barber poles in China…the smoky glass covering the shop is the final confirmation.
View all comments by Indu WangZi
@bibblies: Well, Tulip and Angels are guaranteed shags, as are a bunch of the oilies on 33 I think. Pimporn on soi 8 is grim pickings, but never found a girl there who wouldn’t get down and dirty.
Not one of my areas of expertise, but there’s a hell of a lot more than HJs to be had! And as IP points out, don’t forget that you’re getting a massage as well. If you don’t like massages, there are obviously more suitable avenues to bliss…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
A good article, but what about guys who aren’t interested in negotiating in the heat of the moment? For me, negotiations during the massage ruin the experience. A massage should be about relaxing – not worrying about money. I’m not as interested in the thrill of the chase as relaxing and absorbing the experience.
As ao nang says: “Get that out the way before play begins or afterwards.”
I agree with this, but seems to me there’s no guarantee that she’ll wait til afterwards to negotiate a price. So the only option left is to negotiate in advance. Is there any disadvantage to taking this approach? Maybe if the price is already worked out, that takes away the incentive for her to do a good job? Maybe it’s considered rude to jump straight to the issue?
Fill me in. Why not just agree on price and service ahead of time? Am I missing something?
View all comments by Bart
@Bart- Well I understand your point, but I think it goes against the whole idea of tipping. The idea is if you give me good service, you will get a good tip, and likewise bad service, bad or no tip. When you go into a restaurant you to do not tell the waiter. “I tell you what, you make sure to get the order perfect, on time, and refill our waters asap and I will give you $15.00 in the end.” Same principals apply here. Tipping is based on the services already rendered, not in anticipation of the services to be rendered.
But, you have a great point, I hate negotiating, and if you don’t like it, don’t do it. The other day I received this massage that was just not going anywhere, and I knew for a fact that extras were to be offered at this place. So when the time came and she asked me “You want special?” I just skirted the issue and told her “up to her” She then pushed the issue too much and said, how much you pay?. At that point I just said “Mai ou krap” (No Thanks). Believe it or not this was a turning point for this massage as she realize whatever she was doing was wrong. From that point on things went in a great direction and I got everything and then some, without another word about money. In the end, she got a nice tip, and I got a “Come back very very soon” from her as I walked out the door.
Remember guys, if negotiating is taking the air out of the sail, just refuse to do it. More times than not you will be better off for it. This low season, some of the staff see one customer a day, and they will do whatever it takes to earn the extra baht, even if that means taking a risk and going the extra mile without an ‘oral’ agreement.
View all comments by I Phukit
sometimes i wonder how pathetic we all are. i mean, here we are, grown men, writing articles about how to get a wank, and then congratulating ourselves and each other about how observant and articulately we have captured the essence of the wank getting experience. is it really something we need to deliberate? i mean, has anyone EVER, been confused by getting a wank in a massage parlour? ive always found it remarkably straightforward
View all comments by jeffwithag
I thought the point was how to avoid getting fobbed off with a wank, and how better to shag the hot masseuse?
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
My MO is a little bit different than yours. Although I never had an oil massage without the offer of a happy ending, it is not a given that the girl wants to give you one. A HJ is not stated on the menu, so don’t assume you’ll get one. I think taking away the towel and exposing your private parts on your own accord is a bit rude. For me, it would also spoil the main attraction of the massage. For me, the thrill is in the anticipation. How is the girl going to get you to want that happy ending and earn those 500 baht? Will she discard the towel at the start so there’s no doubt how it is going to end, or will she tease you subtly during the massage by letting her hands linger just a bit longer than necessary, or is she avoiding your sensitive areas and bluntly offers the “special massage” at the end of the session? I only go for the happy ending with girls who are upfront about it, or’seduce’ me and tease me enough to want it. I avoid a happy ending with the girls who don’t give off any hints during the massage. I have found out the hard way that with these girls, a HJ is just a waste (of time, money and orgasm).
I don’t have a problem with negotiations. I always know I can get it for 500 baht, so I simply go with that. I always make sure I have the exact amount ready for tipping.
View all comments by Hansel
Very well written. I lived in Bangkok years ago. ( Late 80′s). I am not a newbie by any stretch of the word. But not having been there in such a long time I found it extremely insightful. Will be returning to Bangkok in early may 2010 will put this to good use thanks.
View all comments by dogmadave69
What’s the situation for us older gents? I’m 57 and moving to Bangkok soon. Not interested in the soapie scene or the BJ bars, but a value-added oil massage is certainly within my comfort zone. What do I need to watch out for? Is the local talent repulsed by customers (well) over 40, or are they just as happy to see my baht as anyone else’s?
View all comments by Heffay
It’s all about the baht. The oil massage gals are usually a little older and I would say that they actually prefer older clientele. Don’t be shy about asking for what you want, and agreeing on a price beforehand.
View all comments by pmmp
I snorted my sticky rice up through my nose at Heffay’s post. As an “older gent” myself (57 this year, fact fans), I’ve never found the slightest indication of age-related prejudice in any area of Bangkok’s varied sex-worker scene, so be of good heart (and wallet), Heffay, and you’ll soon feel like a young boy again! (at which point, get in touch with Penfold, because he knows a few.)
Stephen Hawking could get laid in Bangkok.
View all comments by Pants Elk
Hansel – A good summary and a good attitude to Hugs n Tugs in MPs. I concur with all you wrote. You are right about the anticipation and right about letting her seduce you.
View all comments by The Lurcher
Thanks, all, for the quick response. I’ll probably approach this the same way I do restaurants: settle on a few of the best, patronize the heck out of them, and enjoy the perks of being a “regular.” (My female Thai restaurant owner stateside clips the NY Times crossword puzzles each day and saves them for my weekly visit. Thai women really do know how to treat a guy.)
View all comments by Heffay
Heffay, this crossword puzzle clipping service is available in Bangkok, too, but it’s considered pretty pervy, and there aren’t that many girls who like to get their fingers grubby in this way.
View all comments by Pants Elk
Heffay- I cover MPs in my trip reports. You may be able to glean info of use there. Good Luck
View all comments by The Lurcher
Very useful article and comments so thanks all.
Anyone have any experience of August? – somewhere Suk between Soi 3 and 5 I think? Hairdresser with foot massage on ground floor – very good – but oil massage upstalirs but I did not get there due to the company I was in! Would like to know if extras a possibility.
Thanks all
View all comments by Geet
I am visiting Krabi/Ao Nang soon (2nd. July 2011). Can anyone give me information on massage parlours where happy ending is on the menu? I will be forever greatful to all contributors!
View all comments by Danny