Memoirs of a Thai Hooker – Golden Shower Report
Posted by John Obama | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on May 13th, 2009
would you be willing to give someone a golden and brown shower? that mean pee and use the bathroom on someone? IF so what would you charge to do that to me ? After your done our session would be over. Thanks for your time
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You’re very sexy! I’m a bit kinky. I like to receive golden showers and to get prostate massages (your fingers in my ass) for a long time. If you can do both and can meet during the day please let me know. Thanks!
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Hi can i see you tomorrow (Sat) anytime after 8p i want to see you so bad, it’s ok right to drink your pee? i will pay your hourly rate plus 1000b everytime you pee in my mouth, if you can pee
5 or 6 times an hour i will pay in advance if you want, lookng foward to
meeting you…bye
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Hi if you would like to bring a friend i pay her to i like to drink pee every 15 mins this girl i see before she drinks a glass of water every 5 mins and has to pee every 10 mins so maybe you can do that, i always put a
max of 15,000b so if you reach this we stop, i did this because that girl that could pee every 10 mins cost 6000b per hr and we did 3 hr that was 18,000 plus her hourly fee of 2500b..that was a very expensive night 
hope to see you soon
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*blinks*
I think my brain just exploded.
View all comments by The Thailander
Totally disgusting and outrageous.
- Do you have her number?
View all comments by Daywalker
After reading several great posts on this site, some twat posts this utter garbage!!
Why? (rhetorical)
View all comments by Eddie T
This reminds me of a story I heard first hand from a friend several years ago. This happened at Edens in Bkk. I have no reason to doubt this guy. Anyways, he was at Edens and had to take a piss, only problem was he was getting a BJ and started pissing in the chics mouth. She took some of it, as much as she could anyways, and then went to the bathroom. When she came back she said “She, I love you so much I drink your pee pee” This story was confirmed by another one of my friends that happened to be in the room. Well I doubt she drank his piss, she took it in her mouth without flinching.
NASTY!
View all comments by Quagmire
Q: It’s probably true. I’d imagine those girls have seen/done just about everything possible…..
View all comments by John Brown
Bet they’ve never been to a Star Trek party.
View all comments by Daywalker
Well, just waiting for the first dont knock it til youve tried it!
Fucked up people everywhere and the net gets them in touch together, you think youve seen it all then………………!
Cant even comphrehend the concept of the brown shower, yuk.
View all comments by ao nang
I always had the impression that at least SOME standards of taste were being enforced here (and that Daywalker was probably being permitted to post comments under an exception to that rule for the mentally handicapped).
Apparently I was wrong…..
View all comments by OldAsiaHand
Even a soi dog would cringe at this post.
View all comments by Soi Dog
The censors must have been asleep at the wheel. Go figure.
View all comments by Protonic
This ate up mother fucker is walking the streets someplace. What is wrong with that picture!!
View all comments by THE MAN
It cracks me up that people still can’t figure out what we would censor and what we would not. Come one folks – look at Thailand. You got hookers working the streets and no one has a problem with that but yet there are some very obvious things you see do not see and cannot do. Really no different than the online world.
As I stated in the first post like this – truth is stranger than fiction.
These are real emails folks.
Eddie – no one is allowed to post up here so this is not an accident or something.
When I read the few blogs around the net that are supposedly written by Thai working girls – I laugh since they are rarely indicative of what I think they are going through and seem to be mostly made up.
This stuff is not made up and maybe it is a little over the top but it is quite real.
Not sure why people struggle with the reality stuff?
View all comments by sideshowBOB
@sideshow,
No one is struggling, its just a crap post.
You never know, maybe your partner will want to rescind it later.
You get the last laugh.
View all comments by Protonic
“but yet there are some very obvious things you see do not see and cannot do”
i know. why can’t they show aum patcharapa actually french kissing that pretty boy with the long hair on that fri., sat., sun . night soap (not that i ever watch it)
View all comments by jack dawson
Not only is this girl coming to the Star Trek party but she’ll be providing the beer…..
View all comments by doctorbond
OK, The Joke is over! Who hacked my outgoing emails, and how the hell did you do it?
View all comments by I Phukit
protonic – nice one. crap post.
jd – I was in the lift the other day with the male lead from mia leuang but I still can’t figure out who the girl was. aum is super hot.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
great stuff…
keep it up and I won’t have to read ‘craig’s list’
View all comments by bobonzo
b – true. i sometime scour cl to see the wacky stuff. what is funny is how people react to this.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
SSB- that’s funny. Sometimes I post stuff on CL just to see how crazy of a response i get from dudes. makes me feel sexy in a weird slightly demented yet harmless kinda way.
I accidentally peed on a girl in the shower after sex once. explaining to her how sterile and clean pee is didn’t really slow her down as she packed up her shit and left. since then if i really want to get a girl out of my room there is now a surefire way to do it.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
sweatybackboy – see. without this post I would not have seen a comment like this. kills me…
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Let me get this straight… this post involves urine and crap but it WASN’T authored by Bangkok Bad Boy?
Now THAT’S unbelievable!
View all comments by Werewolf
ww – just in case people are not getting it. this is not a post – these are actual emails sent by guys to a thai escort. hence I find them hilarious.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
‘makes me feel sexy in a weird slightly demented yet harmless kinda way.’
you bringin sexy back ese?
View all comments by bobonzo
ssB: Yeah, I understand what it is, though a bit of intro might not go astray if you think not everyone is getting it.
Personally I’m not a big fan of seeing other people’s email re-printed in this way. It’s sort of “creepy” if you know what I mean.
I’m on record in other places with the fact that I have, in the past, dated working hookers. In other words, the hooker was my girlfriend. She would go out to service customers then come back to me afterwards. I’ve done this more than once.
One girl that I dated before moving to Thailand worked in a legal brothel in Sydney and she also did Escort work. One night we were at dinner when her beeper went off. Emergency call from the Escort Agency. We finished at the restaurant as quickly as we could, then I drove her to the job, and waited in my car reading a book while she went in for her 90 minutes session.
When she returned, she was mildly flustered, and explained that the guy had asked for a golden shower — wanted her the pee on him. She refused. He offered to pay extra — around double the rate from memory. She still refused.
I told her that I could understand why she’d say no if he wanted to pee on her, but peeing on him seemed like money for jam.
She just said the idea bothered her.
Post or not, it’s still amazing to see bodily waste written about so skillfully and not see “Bangkok Bad Boy” at the bottom. :p
Cheers,
WW
View all comments by Werewolf
ww – I hear u but seems when each have our limits so to speak – for instance your matter of fact way u describe waiting for your girl as she goes into service another guy is the appalling line in my book – not this email. Meaning I could never handle that even if I knew it was going on. amazing the difference.
I also find that the men in the p4p scene like to see the sugar coated version at times of what goes on – especially the POV written by these girls with their blogs about being a hooker. We went shopping, then the beach and we had this holiday and while on the beach I sms’d with jimmy in england. Jimmy would be coming to bangkok soon and missed me.
please. the emails above are probably more consistent with some of what goes on in p4p. I have seen a few from girls and although some of the normal stuff is in their u see some sick shit. It is not that uncommon. Not sure why people have a hard time with it. of course it could just be in bad taste and that I am comfortable with but when people don’t grasp the censorship thing I think they don’t get thailand at times.
all good and in the end I enjoy the responses – good or bad since that is the point of it all.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Quite.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
This is real? What is the source of these emails? I don’t understand. Because if these are not real, this is just crap. If this is real, then it is bit more interesting.
View all comments by K
k – it is real. This was explained in the first thread.
Why would we just make some drivel up and pretend cause if we did then that would be crap – no pun intended.
from the first post – and I apologize if people did not get this was real email – that is the reason this is funny.
editor’s note: Truth is always stranger than fiction. From time to time we get sent in reader’s submissions. Some we print and some we don’t – but this one, well – we gotta post it.
This is a real email sent in to a Thai Escort in Thailand. Priceless.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
Nothing too outrageous in my book, (not that its my my bag I hasten to add)I find it amusing. As long as its all consensual and the girl gets paid, then everybody’s happy . Can’t see why people would be upset about this.
BTW Gandhi used to drink his own piss every day.
If you want to see something really disgusting then google up “Two girls one cup”
View all comments by PrP
ok thanks, I did not read the first post (have been quite awhile out of the website but not from the bar
) and there was way too many comments to read in this thread to get to the bottom of this. 
View all comments by KV
But did he pay himself to do it?
View all comments by Werewolf
Those of you in Bangkok have tons of outlets for sex.
Those of us in San Francisco, California do not.
So when we (I) read about someone who has degenerated to the point
of piss and shit, I have to say: Ugh!
I’m still remembering my 19-year old “niece” in a tight top with tits yelling “hello” at a recent dinner in San Francisco and remembering all the 19-year olds I’ve had in Bangkok.
Piss and shit: no thanks! Pussy and tits: Yes!! Sometimes too much just leads to wierd stuff, me thinks.
View all comments by Soi Dog
I remember one evening after a night out I was quite pissed when I got into the shower with my girlfriend. I was taking a piss when she walked right into the stream and needless to say she was pretty pissed off (on). After that,we argued a bit, but the last thing I wanted was a pissing contest, as I had to deal with her piss-poor attitude all night as she made me feel like such a peon.
View all comments by I Phukit
A girl was riding me squat style. Suddenly stopped. Said ‘Toilet’. Jumped up and started pissing before she made it to the toilet – all over me and my lovely hardwood floor. I wasnt happy and refused to pay her.
View all comments by poodle
Poodle,
I’ve had a similar experience, only it was even more traumatizing. I did pay the girl as she was one of my regular pulls and quite fun, the mood however was shot for that night.
View all comments by Quagmire
Soi Dog: I agree. I have had debate about this with my friend who denies it but I say that sex is not that much different to any pleasure producing stuff, drugs, tobacco etc.
Some people are satsfied with their joint or occasional tablet of e. BUT some, like with sex, after long time of regular use start to need more and more different ways to get excited. In Bangkok, many seem to start going for ladyboys, some go with multiple women, etc.
Leading that people start to try all sort of sexual acts. Heck, I claim that some start to go for younger and younger too on their quest. Some, go for pee and poo. Sex is addictive drug. And can lead to dangerous things too, similar to drugs. Dangerous in ways of illegal sex like underage sex.
Anyone agree or disagree? Would like to see your thoughts on this?
View all comments by KV
kv – interesting point and I would type more on it but I am tied up right now getting whipped while I watch this ladyboy bang a young chick I picked up at the nana parking lot last night. I am also watching an episode of cops while I jerk off to some youtube midget porn. I am not sure your stance makes a lot of sense but I guess it is possible.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
SSB, great reply! HAHA.
View all comments by Quagmire
@I Phuket
“”she was pretty pissed off (on)”"
So the saying is true – “It is better to be pissed off than pissed on”
View all comments by JDH
When I’d get stuck in traffic or on long trips I’d pee in a bottle. One of the one gallon bottles with a wide mouth. Even while driving.
Trouble is I had another bottle with fresh water (same shape) and one evening I drank from the wrong one. It was sort of salty and my brain couldn’t process what it was but my muscles just froze for about 3 seconds. Then I thought, “Shit- it’s piss” but by that time there was no place to spit it so I just swallowed it and chased it with fresh water. Not particularly pleasant.
I guess it’s an acquired taste.
-Jeezo
View all comments by Jeezo
i was at an elephant show once and saw the elephant piss on the trainer..
is that erotic ?
i think i was aroused.
View all comments by bobonzo
On the subject of piss, I was stuck in the back of a taxi torrential rain last Saturday going from ThongLo to Ratchada Soi4. Having already drank 5 big bottles of beer I was aching for a piss after 45minutes sitting in 2foot deep puddles.
The friendly driver said he had no bottles, but passed me an empty bag he used for his Coke earlier in the day. I filled the baby up and slung it out the window. He didnt charge me extra either.
View all comments by Young Penfold
ssb, i agree with you about waiting in the car while the prostitute gf services a guy in his room. Do you remember the episode of COPS when the tour bus driver was busted for soliciting prostitution? He told the hooker (an undercover cop) he wanted her to go out and have sex with as many men as possible that night and return his bus to have sex with him.
View all comments by ghost in the machine