Can’t win them all…by bkk22
Posted by bkk22 | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on April 21st, 2009
Last week there was a post about not being able to get a ST on Soi Cowboy during Songkran. I posted a comment that it was possible to get a ‒reverse” ST during Songkran. What exactly is a reverse ST? Well, I really just made it up, but I guess the best explanation would be the girl offers to take you home, rather than you offer to take the girl home. I can already hear the sighs and the rolling of the eyes and I don’t blame you, because it was the last thing I expected when I went to SC for SK. I had just arrived at SC with my friend and was walking down the soi looking for a good place to set up shop. We ran into SSB and started shooting the shit. We had just loaded my backpack with some beer Leo’s (yummy…not) bought from some old hag who shooed us off as soon as she had money in hand and I thought the Thai’s loved us ‒farang” (hah…yeah right..LOS my ass).
Anyways, so I am talking to SSB and my friend. I told SSB I bought some beers at the local shop and he asked me if it’s a good spot to pull, I told him I peed behind a dumpster and he asked me if it’s a good spot to pull, then I told him I had some satay from a cart on the street and he asked me if it’s a good spot to pull (just kidding ssb, just need to give you shit for blowing me off Friday). NOTE FROM SSB – My bad. I was babysitting some english FOBS and had I taken them to a cool place with people like you none of use would have been able to pull. So in theory I was trying to help you out.
While we’re talking this girl comes and starts chatting with me. She then asks me to put powder on her chest. I am gentlemen so I obliged the little whippersnapper’s wish, she then told it wasn’t enough so I put more and squeezed them just for good measure. It was SK so I was having as good time and just wanted to hang out and have fun. The little SK spinner keep giving hints that she wanted to go home. I kept blowing her off and drinking my Leo’s. We’ll a few more Leo’s and I wandered over to cheers her. She asked if I wanted to go to her place. I looked at her a bit skeptical, she said don’t worry, I’ll pay for the taxi and smiled…ok game on I thought.
We strolled down the street and she introduced me to her ‒friends”, god I felt like a wet, powdery piece of meat…and loved every minute of it.
So we go to her place, she offers me her ‒boyfriends” shirt or pants to wear, I say no thanks as I place my soaked clothes on her balcony. She had lots and lots of professional looking photographs of herself on the wall (she didn’t know what the word narcissistic meant…I asked her). Anyways, we rolled around for a bit (ssb her tits weren’t that big but nice superball size) and then she told me she had to meet some friends at a hotel so I got dressed to leave. She walked me to a taxi and wished me Happy Songkran.
I had to pay for my own taxi on the way home..can’t win them all.
That hurts…
A couple months I met a girl out at Thai pub, we talked, we drank then she came back to my place. We did the deed and she immediately got dressed and left. Just a goodbye and no number, no big deal.
Last weekend I was at the same pub and lo and behold guess who rocks up to the table next to me and my friend. At first I couldn’t place her, then it hit me. We made eye contact but she was doing her best to avoid making it. Her friends looked over a couple times and giggled.
I walked over gave them cheers and said hello. I honestly don’t know if she remembered me. Her and her friends drink whiskey like its water. They had a liter of whiskey and were making short time of it. I thought once they were nice and boozed up I would go in for the kill, thinking it should be like taking candy from a baby, considering our past.
I put my arm around her to dance, she immediately pushed it away. Persistence pays off but I was getting no where. WTF was happening? It wasn’t like I treated her badly last time, she’s the one that got up and left.
I put in some more effort but was being stonewalled. I finally called it night, packed up shop and went home.
Denied. Can’t win them all.
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Tut – birds eh? Can’t live with em and….. pass the beer nuts
View all comments by doctorbond
Mr Young’s Opus:
Hello cowgirl on the soi,
My loins have begun to rust.
I come from far just to be with you,
You make me sad when you ask me give baht to you.
Chorus: Old enough now to know your name. Its the woman in you that makes you wanna play this game.
Hello cowgirl on the soi,
I see you have all the farangs at your command.
too bad you cannot see far,
Just another issan girl from the bar.
After all the sin you’ve had.
I was hoping to not feel so bad.
Its the woman in you that makes you wanna play this game.
View all comments by radicalron
Dude, WTF are you talking about?
View all comments by nurseRon
Sorry N.R. There is a mighty Heat Wave here in Nor Cal. The Fog has not cooled my brain. I am still having nightmares/wet dreams about our Cowboy visits from weeks past.
I mean sometimes you gotta ask yourselves…..When so many love you – is it the same?
View all comments by radicalron
N.R. clearly isn’t a huge Neil Young fan…shame
View all comments by TheWhistler
I would have preferred a silioquy with some verses from Cinamon Girl…but, thats just me.
View all comments by Indu WangZi
Just another Isaan girl from the bar, (but Mines different)
Haha
View all comments by ao nang
Sing to “Cinnamon Girl”
I wanna live with a Nana Plaza girl,
I could be happy the rest of my days with a Nana Plaza girl.
She would provide for me, after she roamed the streets until dawn. And I could pretend that I was her only man, my Nana Plaza girl.
Her and her sisters, they dance the chrome pole, Taking there clothes off, and singing Thai songs, my Nana plaza Girl.
Drinking cheap Tequilla, and going with Farangs,
Night after night, it never gets old,
Playing crazy mind games, and taking yabba, I would be happy the rest of my days with my Nana Plaza girl.
View all comments by radicalron
Nice…i think nana plaza/cinnamon girl could be a big hit in LOS. I liked the effort…
radicalron…sounds like you must be in San Jose..heard it was high 90′s there recently…about the same as Bkk..that should at least make you feel good.
View all comments by Indu WangZi
Reverse ST
I met a strange yesterday night at Spice Club. My first impression: kind of nerdy; shortish hair, awkward dancing moves. But then I noticed her amazingly soft, creamy skin, perfect round tits, very firm. She must be about 23-25 (I would have said 17-19 for a farang girl).
She told me she’s working in a office; had to be at work tomorrow morning at 10 in the morning. Ok.
And that she could easily fix me something like a one-year visa. Cool.
Before 1 o’clock, she asked me if I wanted to go. I was under the impression that we were going to her room. Wrong. The taxi stopped at a small hotel on a Sukhumvit Soi 10 min. West of Asok. Middle-range room. She paid with her Visa card. And then asked me to fetch her some foods. Ok.
When I came back, she was naked in the bed, with the TV playing Crocodile Dundee speaking guttural Tai.
I had no condom, to my amazement — had run over them all… And she did not either. She had a perfect little body, and was horny as hell.
But when I noticed the huge, yet elegant, tattoo in her back, up her arse, I felt like she must have slept with a lot of men. Felt scared to shag her bareback.
Am I a pussy?
I licked her cunt until she came and she went to sleep in my arms. I left soon afterward.
View all comments by Katechon
@katechon: are you a pussy? no, you’re smart, but the front desk probably could have helped you out with your lack of protection.
View all comments by bkk22
Since you ‘left soon afterward’ you’ll be fine.
STD’s tend to linger overnight.
View all comments by bobonzo
Katechon,
When you licked her, did you make sure you didn’t have any cuts or sores on your mouth beforehand? And did you gargle with whiskey (not swallow it) after?
-J
View all comments by Jeezo
Do you think the reason the girls ignore you after you bang them is because your skills in the sack are not up to par?
View all comments by ghost in the machine
@ghost: Yes, but I keep telling myself she didn’t recognize me:) Tell yourself enough times and you really start to think it is true.
Please watch your use of plurals…you’re going to give me bad rap.
View all comments by bkk22
Best reverse ST I had was in Phuket many years ago- a little firecracker took me home on her bike… I had no idea where we were (I was hammered). We had a good root, she (I think she was a she…), left me in her room full of pink teddy bears and pop star posters everywhere and said she’d be back in 10 minutes. Left me there for a couple of hours so I just crashed. Had some strange dreams but when she/he got back we went at again for a while in the morning. Was a good day…
View all comments by datou
Datou : Did u meet her again. If not, why?
When I have a good time with a girl, especially in her room, I find it hard to forget her, to move on…
View all comments by Katechon
And what about you, BKK22 — are you 22 y/o? — would you like to see the “little SK spinner” again in her room? Did you take her number before leaving?
View all comments by Katechon
@Katechon – not 22 y/o but not too far off…she asked for my number but I never heard from her..maybe she typed it in wrong;) I didn’t have my phone as it was SK and best to leave it at home.
I’d see her again, but if I don’t, no big deal..more where that came from.
View all comments by bkk22
Katechon; I hope you used a dental dam! You you don’t know what you can catch sticking your tongue in a skanky cunt. Oral herpes, gonorrhea in the back of your throat, a mouth full of jism from some dude who isn’t a pussy.
View all comments by poodle
“gonorrhea in the back of your throat” — are you serious?
View all comments by Katechon
@Kate: He is serious.
http://www.cdc.gov/STD/gonorrhea/the-facts/
Sorry dude
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
No sore throat so far…
Gosh, this is bad news! I love to lick pussies…
View all comments by Katechon
Katechon..
You can’t be serious…
You’d stick your mouth somewhere you wouldn’t stick your dick ????
Remember that it’s easier to cover up these:
Herpes genitalis
Than these:
Herpes labialis
View all comments by bobonzo
If you’re a man and you get gonorrhea in the eye, does that mean you’re gay?
View all comments by poodle
Alas, I was serious.
Ingorant prick, I am.
And I will remember, bobonzo…
View all comments by Katechon
It can be bad. Put a condom on your tongue boys and marigolds on your hands just to be safe.
http://www.halloween-mask.com/morris2005/dr_tongue_dotd_ta312mor.jpg
View all comments by poodle
“Ingorant prick, I am”
No your not Katechon, your not at all!! Really!!
**Tumbleweed**
View all comments by Young Penfold
SPeaking of ghonneria, I was in Samui a few months back and some filthbag was getting her dirty cunt out over the pool table pockets, and trying to bite my cock through my jeans. She told me she wanted a half white baby, so I proceeded to barfine her, scrape her back to my hotel where I barebacked her and coated her kidneys twice.
Few days later, the burny piss started and I had phlegm dripping out of my japseye. Next day my eyes started to get sting and gunge up aswell. Felt like id been maced. Always wash your hands before changing your contact lenses if you have a snotty-dick.
If you eat out a girl youve barebacked, and who hasnt showered after your last load, does that make you a little bit, kinda gay?
View all comments by Young Penfold
This was a good post, and i enjoyed the take on Neil’s songs at the beggining, but it do’s seem to have taken an STD turn for the worse…I’m looking at you YP…
View all comments by Red X
YP: Have you ever felched a ladyboy? Im sure that’s at least a bit queer.
View all comments by poodle
What is the matter with you people are you mad or think you are immortal?
Yout TGF is as safe as her ex partners, ex partners, ex partner……………
Ie: Not at all………….
Thailand is probably one of the worst places in the World after Africa for HIV Aids and all the other little Green beasties that can fuck you up.
Syphelis is on the increase, the Ghonn clap is always with us and some of you lot act like Fuckin idiots……Grow up.
@Katechon: Get a test and then a re test and stop gambling with your own life and those of the Girls who are unfortunate to be on the end of your immature and arrogant actions.
http://www.sexwork.com/Thailand/aids.html
Please people get a grip…………
Uncle Dave: Still living and Scab free after lots of fun in LOS for 21 years
View all comments by Uncle Dave
It’s 49th, out of the 168 ranked here, with a 1.05% adult prevalence rate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate
Wrap it up, guys.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
“Wrap it up, guys”.
How right you are………..
Don’t miss the fact that those numbers are 6 years out of date and a fair proportion of those people are making a living from the Jiggy thing!
View all comments by Uncle Dave
Good point. They’ve been steadily decreasing over time, so probably statistically safer now. Still better to play it safe though.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
It’s so sad not to be able to lick working girl’s pussy!
Uncle Dave — or shall I say Big Daddy? — I won’t lick any whore’s pussies anymore, promise! And BTW, she was not a whore, but an office girl (at least, that’s what she said) — with a massive tattoo crowing her curvy arse.
View all comments by Katechon
Would’nt it be something if one of the regular commentator’s from this blog contracted Hiv. If the blog sticks around long enough very likely could happen.
NOW that would make for an interesting post!
View all comments by Mr Right
wear a condom then you be safe.unless it ripes apart.then you are in trouble
View all comments by bristolgeoff
Having an ex that is doing clinical research on HIV I can tell you that what she says is not good. The most surprising thing is that they come from every walk of life, from the not too bright labor, to the educated uni or housewife. It’s out there boys and girls, so be careful where you stick it or lick it. Be careful if you have cuts, scabs or bleeding gums.
View all comments by THE MAN
Katechon- never hooked w her again, it was pre-tsunami & I knew better to ask if she wasn’t easy to find…
RE licking pussy I love the sashimi like most guys but Indu and I had dinner last nite with a mate who has had lippyherppy flareups for 10 years… Makes ya think b4 u drink…
View all comments by datou
HIV would be a bummer, but the real biggie is penile cancer which HPV can cause. The treatment is usually a full or partial amputation. 22 percent of men who get penis cancer are under the age of 40.
Check out the fun videos on youtube – penectomy.
View all comments by poodle
@BBB – in those statistics I find it surprising the Philippines has 9,000 cases. Seems with all the whores and catholic church promoting no condom use they would have a higher rate than Thailand.
View all comments by ghost in the machine
@g: Sure, and there are questions about the official numbers. Another dated article explores that issue:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/ED03Ae04.html
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
An ex-girlfriend of mine worked for the health board checking contamination levels on local water supply’s, rivers and the sea (Coastal Town). She said that there was such a high prevalence of HIV in the town, and surrounding areas, that all the raw sewage being pumped out to sea had infected the local coastline with HIV. Apparently they actually found HIV spores (or whatever) in the water.
True Story.
So you should wrap up when you go swimming in the sea aswell!
Carry on….
View all comments by Red X
@R: Since HIV can’t survive outside the body (or a transfusion bag, at a push), and does not even have the ability to go into a spore state, that sounds a rather tall tale.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
while on safari in the deepest darkest parts of Africa i solved devised a remedy for the “no condom, horny girl on bed, boner in had” situation. generously grease up the back of the womans leg behind the kneecap, bend the leg and insert penis. vigorously hump until finished.
while you are humping the back of the chicks knee you can wear a surgical glove and finger her. just make sure to bathe in bleach and see a witch doctor upon finishing.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
‘generously grease up the back of the womans leg;
I’m hoping that was axle-grease..yes ?
View all comments by bobonzo
Red X story is an urban legend, however HIV can survive outside the body for a short while – usually in airtight things like the needle of a syringe. What HIV doesn’t like is oxygen. So the truth of the beach myth (which i’ve heard before) is probably, if an AIDS ridden junky shoots up on the beach, discards the syringe and an hour later little Johnny comes skipping bare foot through the sand and stabs himself – it is technically possible to get infected.
And … as HIV doesn’t like oxygen, if you blow into a girl’s box before chowing down it’s safe? Or should I take the cling film out with me tonight?
View all comments by poodle
HIV in water, good one! HIV spores, even better!
View all comments by mart
Spot on BBB, HIV is not directly detected, especially in water testing. The antibody to HIV may be detected but as with all virus’s, lease are not really living things, and most certainly can not transmit disease!
PS: @ RR, sorry dude but after what happened to Eddie Vetter when he became a disciple and the absolute shit Pearl Jam put out post, I never really got into his stuff but hate him now for what was done to one of my favorite grunge acts!
View all comments by nurseRon
@mart; we test here in Orange County California and viral DNA and RNA is detectable, just not HIV…But HEP A,B,& C, all the time, Honest!
View all comments by nurseRon
@ mart, there’s nothing good about HIV in water!
View all comments by Red X
Shit, and I always thought seawater is good for the skin. Is the Black Sea also an AIDS dump, or can I cure my psoriasis there? I am destroyed already.. mentally.
View all comments by Itchy