Where’s the rubber? by Werewolf
Posted by werewolf | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on November 30th, 2007
My ex-girlfriend is in town. She’s a working girl, and she’s here with a customer, but he’s here on business, so she has a lot of free time. I gave her a key to my room (she used to live here) and instead of hanging around the hotel room alone all day, she comes over to clean and cook for me while I’m at work, and we have the occasional boom-boom.
I was expecting her last night for dinner, but she didn’t show up. I guess her customer got back from work early. Around 10 pm I went out for a drink. As soon as I got settled in the bar, my phone rang. It was the ex-girlfriend. She said she was in a taxi near my home and she saw me go out. This is the third time in the past couple of months she’s given me this line about seeing me from a taxi, and I no longer believe it. Bangkok’s a small town, but it isn’t that small. I think one of the girls working in the bar next to my building is on her payroll and informs on me whenever I go in or out.
Even though we no longer live together, she’s a bit proprietary about me. And she’s the jealous type.
Anyway, last night turned into a big night out. Not so much because I went a lot of places, but because I drank a lot.
Sometime around sunrise I found myself cuddling up next to a naked cutie, and smiled to myself thinking how nice it was to be in bed with the ex girlfriend again. For the next couple of hours I continued to hold her warm body close to mine and enjoy the press of our naked flesh.
At 9:30 this morning everything changed. My phone rang.
It was my ex-girlfriend on the phone. I looked at the girl in bed with me, startled. If my ex was on the phone, who had I been cuddling for the past two hours?! Even now I can’t tell you. I don’t know her name and I’m not sure where she came from, but I saw her in this morning’s light in all her glory and she’s an adorable spinner, whoever she is.
The immediate issue, though, was that my ex was saying she’d be at my apartment shortly. The hotel she’s staying in with her customer is on the same street that I live on, so ’shortly’ could be anytime. I think she was calling to give me fair warning – remember, she has the key and can come in any time she likes – but I didn’t know how long I had.
I apologized to the cutie in the bed, tossed her a thousand-baht note and asked her to beat a hasty retreat. She obliged and was out the door in 3 minutes.
Okay, time to assess my position. I’m hung over, and the room is messy, but it’s not obvious that I’ve been banging some random tart, so I’m probably okay.
But wait! Where’s the rubber?!
I look in the bin… no condom there. Under the pillow, on the floor, under the bed, inside my shoes…. Finally I find it at the foot of the bed. It looks like a deflated red balloon.
Then I wonder what to do with it. If I put it in the bin in my room she’ll see it for sure. If I try to take it out to the bin in the hallway I might meet her coming in the building. Finally, I close my eyes and toss it off my balcony. If the wind is blowing the wrong way it may end up on someone else’s balcony and then they’ll have a lot of explaining to do, but I don’t have time to worry about that right now.
The whiskey is still coursing through my veins and I’m thinking slowly, but in the back of my mind I’m sure that I’m missing something. Then it hits me – the wrapper! An empty condom wrapper is as incriminating as a used condom. I start searching.
I found bits of the wrapper. A corner here, a shred there, but I couldn’t find the main bit. It’s not like she’ll kill me, or like I have to worry about a divorce, but if she finds the damned wrapper in my room it’ll lead to aggravation. But no luck… I just can’t find it.
Soon enough there’s a key in the lock and she’s in the room. We chat pleasantly for a while, and then I start nibbling on her neck. Soon I’ve got my face between her legs and she’s moaning and thrusting. After she cums a couple of times I get my hips between her legs and we grind away for a while.
She grabbed a quick shower and left about thirty minutes ago – her customer is only working a half day today. She never found the condom wrapper, and we had a pleasant morning together. I’ve had sex with two girls in the last 6 hours and I’m feeling pretty good about life.
Smitty describes a ‘freebird’ elsewhere on this site. I think of my ex-girlfriend as a ‘caged bird’ on these visits. She’s not free all the time, but when she is, I get laid on her customer’s dime.
As BangkokBadBoy said this week, we’re all going to hell. It works for me.
I never did find that condom wrapper. Unless it was stuck to the ass of the girl I hustled out of here this morning I guess it’s still floating around my room somewhere. It’s sure to cause trouble eventually, but for the moment at least, I’m safe.
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for the sake of the story, i was hoping the used condom fell on your ex as she was heading to your building
View all comments by go go groupie
Ah, airbone contraception.
There is a legend that tells of a used condom landing on a Buddhist shrine outside Bad Boy Towers, just as a Thai lady of a certain age was making an offering.
It had nothing to do with me. Jing jing.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Condoms are easy, finding all the shed long hairs is difficult.
View all comments by BabaBobo
I pulled a similar trick when my wife was out of town to visit mom and pop up-country. She came back a day earlier than expected.
So I’m trying to flush the condom down the toilet and it keeps coming back up and the clocking is ticking and it just won’t flush and I’m starting to panic and tears are welling up in my eyes and I’m screaming at the fucking toilet..GO DOWN YOU BASTARD !!…and my head is about to explode.
….and that’s why I stopped taking Captigon.
View all comments by bo
there isnt much symmetry in your relationship. She f*cks men left right and centre but yet demands you cling to her “only one” like a clown. Be a man!
View all comments by m
@m: It seems that you spend your life missing the point.
View all comments by werewolf
We pretty well nailed down “why” that’s true sometime last week
View all comments by thongsuk
LOL!!!
Only in Thailand etc…
Otherwise known as a whisky miracle, where, you end up not remembering the embarassment you were the night before or, you end up with an absolute stunner…The kicker being- another one is on the way up!
Is this what happens when you upgrade to a bottle of Black Label?
We are going to hell, but it is the devil you know that you rely on or not wake up with in this case!!!
An argument against safe sex? No! A case for flushable and denser condoms…Yes!
View all comments by kalon man
The truth of my comments cannot be countered so people try to debase them on the proposal that I am a woman. However, their virulence of validity is at a part from their proposer. They are fundamental truths.
View all comments by m
Next time, put the condom in your mouth and wash it down with some whisky. Drugrunners do it all the time.
View all comments by hanuman
@m Your concealment of your gender goes to the credibility and, indeed, ultimately, validity of your criticisms. Aren’t you even the least bit curious as to how you’ve outed yourself as a woman living in the UK?
That must still be eating away at you, honey, ’cause apparently nobody else is
If there were, you wouldn’t have time for this nonsense.
Engagement.
We get more of it from analphabetical Thai women than we get from the likes of you. But, g’head. To paraphrase the bard: “It’s a hoot.”
View all comments by thongsuk
You thought that an adorable cutie freelancer would be happy with being tossed 1000 baht for long time? You get face down between the legs of a working girl who has just left a customer? You ex-girlfriend phones you to give you ‘fair warning’ even though she is the jealous type and is proprietary about you? You cuddled up to a girl while conscious for 2 hours but did not realise that she was your ex-girlfriend?
View all comments by Mike Phillips
If you wake up with a strange girl in your bed and you don’t know how she got there perhaps it’s time to start counting your drinks and slow down when you get to 10
Anyway, I once screwed an irregular girlfriend early in the day, and later in the day my regular girlfriend came to visit. Had sex with her too in missionary position. When we were done she sat up straight while I was still lying down next to her…. the condom wrapper from the previous girl was stuck to her sweaty back… Managed to pluck it off without her noticing… damn that was a close call
View all comments by Orion
wow. so when my friends at home read this thread and once again claim that we are all sick bastards – I will just have to agree this time.
View all comments by smitty
If condom use is causing such headaches and hassle is it any wonder that there are some guys who say to hell with it – I would rather go without.
View all comments by Mike Phillips
Mike – I’d rather be worried about hiding Durex wrappers than be worried about hiding ATZ and Zovirax.
View all comments by Orion
I moved from 22 to 26. I am loving my new street. Quiet, tree-lined, sub-soi massage, G-club. The only problem is that a service girls lives down the hall a couple of doors from me. The hottie that am currently banging (white skin, big milk) works in the the same place. I’m fucked. She even has little gossip sessions with the maid. So when the service girl is at work I’m still fucked. I had to do something about it so I explained to the girl that i’m a man and I have needs. I only have heart for her and that if she let me be a little bad we would have no problems. So she said “So there just like jack-wow”, Yes exactly darling. “I know it’s nature of man”. So she doesn’t mind as long as I don’t rub it in her face. Thai girls are understanding and eager to please. The problem with this one is she does everthing I say. Pmmp thinks he has problems but this one is so so dangerous. I told her she can’t wear mini skirts showing so much of her ass coming in and out of my apartment. I didn’t want people to look down on her or me. A couple of week later on the way back she said she wanted to change (to more acceptable clothes). I know what I told her but I said it’s ok this one time. And she said no because she didn’t want to go back to her apartment looking like that in the morning.
SHE LISTENS AND DOES ANYTHING I SAY HELP ME PLEASE!!!
View all comments by Young Royal
She does everything you say?
Help!?
Tell her to go find some bi girlfriends and organize some parties!!
If she doesn’t and you get spotted with another girl say “well she does organize parties so I like her better, adios”.
View all comments by Orion
analphabetical isn’t a word.
View all comments by RonBaltimore
@Mike Phillips:
You thought that an adorable cutie freelancer would be happy with being tossed 1000 baht for long time? Yep. In fact, if I’d had some change in my wallet and not in a hurry it probably would have been 800. As it was, she was happy with the thousand. If you’re paying more than that, try picking up at the outdoor bar on the corner of Asok & Sukhumvit after 3 a.m. (which is where I picked up this girl). I generally give em about 500 baht for short time and 800 to 1000 for long time.
You get face down between the legs of a working girl who has just left a customer? To be fair, she and I lived together for a year. It wasn’t a problem for me, but I can understand why you might object. Lots of punters go down on working girls they know nothing about.
You ex-girlfriend phones you to give you ‘fair warning’ even though she is the jealous type and is proprietary about you? Yeah. I think she knew or suspected that I had a girl in the room. Getting me to hustle the girl out would be one form of control (proprietary) and while I said she’s jealous, I didn’t say crazy or confrontational. In fact, the opposite is true; I don’t think she wanted to catch me in bed with any girl, she wanted to come to my place and have sex with me. Hence the phone call. I really just wanted to explain why I cared whether or not she found the rubber or the wrapper. It wouldn’t have been a huge deal, but it would have led to unneccessary aggravation.
You cuddled up to a girl while conscious for 2 hours but did not realise that she was your ex-girlfriend? I was hazily sleeping, rolled over and cuddled a naked girl in my bed. In a half-dream half-concious state my I thought it was the ex, who I cuddled this way for a year. I didn’t fully wake until the phone rang, at which point I was jolted back to reality. Surely you’ve had dreams before that were mixed up with reality?
View all comments by werewolf
We could, um, put money on that Ron
View all comments by thongsuk
No results found for analphabetical – dictionary.com
it’s still a great $5 word. keep using it. makes you sound smart.
View all comments by RonBaltimore
From the Free Dictionary site:
an·al·pha·bet·ic (n-lf-btk)
adj.
1. Not alphabetical.
2. Unable to read; illiterate.
n.
One who is unable to read; an illiterate.
View all comments by werewolf
it’s weird that analphabetical does not show up in them as a word but then it uses that word in the definition of analphabetic……….hmmmmm
View all comments by RonBaltimore
“it’s weird that analphabetical does not show up in them as a word but then it uses that word in the definition of analphabetic……….hmmmmm”
huh?!
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/analphabetic
View all comments by werewolf
Trying to understand what we are arguing about here.
Is it that there is not a word analphabetical but there is a word analphabetic?
Given my futile grasp of the English language usually words can end in -al but if so are typically also found in the dictionary. analphabetic is in the dictionary but analphabetical is not. Even my spell checker does not like it.
I am not saying it is or it is not but just curious.
View all comments by smitty
Thanks ww.
Random thoughts for Ron:
There’s a Greek prefix, “a”. It means “without”.
English uses words like “asexual” which would mean “without sexual identity or apatite”. Connotatively, “asexual” can also mean “without sexuality.”
To facilitate pronunciation, English ‘prefixes’ words beginning with vowels (except “y” and “u” and consonants like “m” “n” “l” “f” “h” – the names of these letters start with a glottal plosive) with “an” as in anhydrous (lacking hydrogen)
Actually, Ron, I’m not sure about that glottal “thingy. Perhaps you can do some research and get back to me. It might BE a sonorant or a stop. I’m not quite sure, but I’m just putting it up here in hopes that someone will clarify this for us all.
Re: your “very big” “it’s still a great $5 word. keep using it. makes you sound smart” (sic) concession you made to me when you thought you had adequately demonstrated my pretentious use of a non-word; I thank you for your generosity of spirit and intellect.
Your benevolence came at a time when most would have been too flushed with the prospect of humiliating a “$5 dollar word user” like myself to even bother to speak.
But not you Ron
Not you
An intuitive Rubik’s Cube solution, a solution without resort to the Web or to step by step instructions, would make me look “smart”, I suppose.
My ex-BG wife can almost do that. I can’t
So I suspect I’m less than smart than she (is)
I would suggest that what you object to is my comparatively modest education. I do a lot of reading to compensate for that and, of course, I have tried to live abroad for long stretches here and there.
Currently I like in Bangkok.
Where do you live , Ron?
When I lived in Paris, I used to fukc a girl from Baltimore (College Park?) She looked like Al Capp’s “Moonbeam McSwine”
Ron? Whyancha Google “Moonbeam McSwine.”
Get us back on topic, nnnnkay?
BTW : After I challenged you with a bet, you continued to hold your opinion.
Where I come from, and where you come from as well too, you thereby accepted and then lost that bet.
There was money involved.
View all comments by thongsuk
yr: You said: “”So there just like jack-wow”, Yes exactly darling. “I know it’s nature of man”. So she doesn’t mind as long as I don’t rub it in her face”
I need clarification on what exactly you were rubbing in her face?
I like where Orion is going with this. Some suggestions on pushing the envelope:
- see if she will scotch tape her breasts together and not shower for 4 days
- require that she only eat Farang food, or better yet only Cheeseburgers
- have her date a thai guy behind your back and buy him Leo and a Motorcycle
- ban the usage of the word “ka”
- make her root for whatever team Manchester City is playing against
If she stays with you after this…I will come up with a few more
View all comments by pmmp
Smitty, ww: Geez, Ron might have a point after all.
You get “economic” and “economical”, both adjectives but through connotative association with slightly differing contexts they have come to describe different aspects of the root word.
Similarly we get alphabetic and alphabetical and, by extension, analphbetic and analphabetical. Ron would say they’re not words but he by his own demonstration, has no need for such words.
Perhaps I should have used analphabetic. (the way one would use un-economic as opposed to uneconomical). I knew of no other way to efficiently describe a person without alphabet (ABC) while acknowledging her superior use (to mine at least) of gor-gai / kor-kwai
My bad.
More to the point are my re-kindled memories of the luscious Irish Catholic 20-year-old, former DC cocktail waitress Kathleen Quinn from College Park Baltimore, stretched out and candlelit in a queen size bed in a second floor loft at the Galleries Vivienne in Paris only a few decades ago.
(Thank you for that, Mr. Baltimore. Your debt is cancelled)
And of course, Mr. Orion’s well-oiled suggested remedy to the Young Royal’s current dilemma.
View all comments by thongsuk
I was hoping one of my wordsmith/author buddies would chime on the word debate.
I think there is more to the YR thing.
YR – if u want to keep this girl – BG or not I think u can’t really say u want to bang around unless u are talking about doing it with her. 3some like. If u just need some side salad now and then I would keep that discreet. Or at the very least make sure they have similar color hair of equal length. The hair usually busts me before anything else. Bkk being crammed with short time hotels is the easiest solution.
View all comments by smitty
BTW YR – The “I’m not jealous if you sleep with other girls” thing is the biggest scam Thai women ever came up with.
Don’t ever translate that to “If she moves in with me I can still fuck around, she’s perfect for me”.
View all comments by Orion
She never needs to move in – Bkk apartments are so cheap.
View all comments by smitty
The freakin hairs are the biggest pain in the ass, I agree 100%. Also, is it just me or does it seem like they often purposely “mark” there territory. I mean like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant, they will leave something in your apartment, some small thing you would never find, but the next lady notices immeadiatly. It really is crazy though, here in the twilight zone where a girl bangs many a fellow but will hound on you for days about a hair. I’ve given up arguing with them and now just simply try to follow the path of least resistance, which at times may mean swallowing my pride and letting go of what is “right”. Life is too short.
Beyond the hairs, these girls seem to have some kind of deep spy network. They all log in to this secret cell phone GPS intelligence database network. Beware, the eyes are upon us!Once again, I just play the path of least resistance, do not argue with them. Ok, yes you are right, I am a butterfly, yes, I bad man, yes have many lady, yes you are right. Then we move on to more productive activites. I mean, Why waste valueable horizontal exercise time with such BS? I find Thai girls much easier to get along with once they know and accept I am an insatiable man whore.
View all comments by Homey
smitty – for some reason people still do it…
Homey – I throw everything a girl leaves at my place in the trash immediately and pretend I’ve never seen it. The more valuable the item the better, teaches them that shit disappears in my pad
View all comments by Orion
Homey:
When I was working and living away from Thailand, my wife would sometimes come to visit me now and then. No matter how much I cleaned up my apartment, she would always find a 16 inch long black hair that most certainly came from a local girl. Sometimes I think she would bring them with her and plant them just to freak me out.
View all comments by bo
try this… “it’s my maid’s hair”
View all comments by Orion
One of my regular girls dyed her hair jet black some time ago. She came by the apartment and found a long reddish-brown hair and declared that I’d had another girl in the room. I smiled and told her that it was left from her last visit before she dyed her hair. She laughed and we got on with the sex. The girls are under no illusions… they know we’re having sex with other girls, just like we (hopefully) realize they are having sex with other men.
View all comments by werewolf
Smitty I think your right, I was going to mention in the original post. I always bring girls to my place because I like it. But now I think short time rooms are going to be the future. What do you guys think home or hotel? Pmmp you got me, theres no way I could get her to not shower for 4 days. She’s likes to change condoms if we’ve been banging too long. Taping up her DD’s no problem. Getting her to spend money on a Thai guy…really I don’t think she would. I’ve had a 3some with her and she was very shy during it. But it did turn me on when she started barking orders at the other girl because she wasn’t “keng Mak”. Do that, do this, he likes this and so on. She told me she wanted me happy and she was ok with it but that she doesn’t want to hear about it afterwards. My problem is that I’m starting to believe her. I’m weakening. Dam my problems here are a hell of a lot better than back home. I will have to push her more I think.
View all comments by Young Royal
Pmmp – She does everything I would want her to do.
View all comments by Young Royal
Werewolf, thanks for your great replies to my questions.
Skanky freelancers from Nana hotel car park are demanding 1000 baht for short time and I had thought that this was the ‘going rate’. It is nice to know that there is still value for money to be had in Bangkok for decent women.
Many guys are happy to get face down between the legs of a working girl who they have picked up for the night even though she may have had 2 or even more short times that day. What he doesn’t know then he doesn’t worry about. Besides Thai girls are obsessive about taking showers and going down there may give you an opportunity to check whether there is anything wrong down there. I can understand that as an ex-girlfriend she would be surprised as to why you no longer wanted to go down there. In Pattaya I have seen guys going down on girls in some go go bars even though a short time earlier other guys could have been doing the same and this girl would not have had time for a shower whilst doing her sweaty dance routine.
Working girls who are providing GFE do operate a dual standard with respect to you not going with other girls even though they are working. It is nothing like the soul destroying bickering that you get with farang girlfriends. TGFs and you both know that it is a game that you are both playing with the aim being that you don’t get caught – out of sight, out of mind. It is nice in a way when a TGF acts a bit jealous.
In Thailand I have often slept with a different woman every night and have woken up a little confused not initially realising who I am with. It is only by looking at the girl that it starts coming back as to where I met her and how she came to end up in my bed.It just makes the experience so hedonistic when this happens.
View all comments by Mike Phillips
I live in Baltimore. College Park is a totally separate city in the state of Maryland but I’m glad my home rekindled your fond memories. I lived in Bkk from 2001 to 2004.
Really all I was doing was taking a little jab to set you off on a little rant and to see how many fancy words you could use to go on the attack. It worked.
Werewolf got lost at some point during the discussion.
Apparently in your mind I owe you money or at least did at some point. If that’s still the case let me know how much and we can get a tab started.
View all comments by RonBaltimore
“Werewolf got lost at some point during the discussion.”
Gee, I just provided a definition trying to be helpful. RB then said that the word ‘analphabetical’ had been used in the definition of ‘analphabetic’ when, in fact, it hadn’t.
I simply tried to gently point out that error by providing the URL.
Of course I never get lost, and I never make mistakes. Actually, I once thought I made a mistake but I realized later I was wrong.
Next time I’ll let you two duke it out alone.
View all comments by werewolf
@ Ron Good to hear from you Ron. What were you doing here in Bkk and when do you suppose you’ll return?
View all comments by thongsuk
you’re right, I misread the definition.
View all comments by RonBaltimore
@ TS: I was working in Business Consulting for small to mid sized Thai companies. I enjoyed it but the pay wasn’t great and my student loans were getting bigger instead of smaller. I’ll be back in a few months because I am getting married to a young lady from Korat this month and pretty soon we have to go over to have a Thai ceremony for her family…..the timing all depends on the paperwork.
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@werewolf
I think the point, missed by some other readers, was that some women don’t want to know there are other women. They want to feel like it’s impossible to like anyone but them. It shatters their illusion otherwise. Or in the recent experience, “just don’t rub it in my face.”, saving face.
Women, just like men, play mental gymnastics & use faulty logic. A farang in The World will say that she expects a man to pay for several dates because if he values me, he’d pay for me. This same women earns a decent living, rents her own place, own car, pays her way in most other respects. The man is expected to buy respect. What she’ll never get is that she’s equating herself to being worth a certain amount of money by how much he spends on her, just like a working girl does. She’d be appalled if someone said this to her and would never be able to make the mental shift to see what she’s doing.
I think all women want to feel like they’re the only one for you and all interaction is somewhat tainted by this skewed viewpoint.
Petey
View all comments by petey
damn. glad we all made up but still don’t have clarity on the word.
yr – if u plan on keeping a regular or a girl at home then the ST hotel or “her” pad is the best. I have been suggesting the let’s go to your pad more and if they stay alone it seems to work. Most assume you would not want to go to their pad. I don’t mind at all. Only problem was one time I was coming out the elevator and I ran into another guy who was in the building but had just moved in. She actually asked if I wanted to come up but I was not sure which floor she was on and figured it a little dangerous.
The problem with the ST thing is sometimes the normal uni pulls or g-club girls don’t go for it. I think the solution to this is u get a few of your mates to all share a side-salad shagging pad. I am considering this eventually.
If u must do them at home – get one of those hair roller pick up sticky things at care4. Just make sure your regular does not notice u have one.
the shit we go through…
View all comments by smitty
petey – great points. I also find some of the hi-so or member club girls play that same game. Lunch here, buy me this and okay now I will go home with u. They all have that price but want to feel better about themselves for how they reach it.
I love the member club girls that are really rolling in it from soaking a few suckers that when they go out to party they make a point of buying the bottle, dinner and use condoms from their own purse for banging me. U can tell they get some sense of empowerment from the process. I wonder if I am being used?
View all comments by smitty
Hi “m” (This is for “m”)
See? Ron and I are on more or less friendly terms now. I have even learned that College Park and Baltimore are separate cities. We could have a real conversation if he has the time.
My Moonbeam McSwine lookalike (Google her if you want to see MY ideal woman)
I knew back then that posh suburbs rarely have names like College Park unless someone is trying to glamorize themselves.
Kathleen was also into high end black lambskin S&M stuff and getting tied up.
Women (as opposed to wimmin) do surprisingly well on these blogs.
So, what are you really into, “m” ;-?
View all comments by thongsuk
smitty – the second apartment idea is good, been considering this myself, not because I’m worried about getting caught cheating (i don’t pretend any girl is exclusive) but because I don’t like having girls that I don’t know in my apartment. I’m probably different from most of you that I like to take a girl on a date first.
If a one night stand opportunity presents itself I always insist on going to her place, if that’s not possible I usually pass on it. (did a girl I met in the Tunnel in her car Saturday night when we established that neither our apartments were available
)
I also use two separate bedrooms in my apartment, one for sleeping and one for fucking. Only #1 is allowed in the sleeping room.
View all comments by Orion
o – totally agree. Actually i only take them to my room when i have already met them in some venue or another – otherwise their room or ST only. Over time though u get some regulars but u don’t want them always coming over. So the option for the separate apartment would be nice.
U r sicker than me for using the car. Enuff said.
i can’t afford a 2 bedroom apartment so there.
#1 has her own apartment – makes it much easier.
orion – u need to write orion’s guide to how to manage a harem. sounds like u have some nice pointers.
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Speaking of apartments I could sure use some help from u guys that r lucky enough to live in that great country of Thailand, go 2 BKK around 6 or 7 times a year & always stay in hotels & for that privledge u pay $2-3000 AUD each time & I thought 2 rent an apartment or condo could be the way 2 go, but in Bkk real estate agents seem 2 be very thin on the ground, I would appreciate very much if someone out there could give me a few pointers as to locale/average rents, suburbs to stay away from, where the best deals could be had etc. Any information would be greatly appreciated!
Cheers guys
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Rust01: For perspective, my apartment rent is about US$2,500 per year, and with utilities included, increases to about $3,000. I live walking distance from Soi Cowboy.
My landlord asked for a copy of my work permit before renting to me, but there are plenty of people here who don’t have them, so its probably not an absolute necessity for renting (since I have one I don’t need to know about the work-arounds).
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r – u can try our friend sean here: http://www.bangkok-properties.com/
generally the agents though won’t help u if u are looking at places that rent for less than 10k.
my suggestion is u just walk the sois u like and pop into the buildings u might like and ask to see a room. use cash , dress nice and have copies of your passport handy. Should not be a problem.
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Werewolf – thanks 4 ur reply I greatly appreciate the price range u indicate, sure gives me the benchmark from which 2 investigate.
Smitty – thanks 2 u also 4 ur advice & the link that u provided, top stuff. would like 2 connect u with guys sometime in the future when in BKK & shoot the breeze, I guess that since BIG MANGO BAR shut down you must have a regular meeting alternative ( I never made it 2 mango, shame, it sounded, & looked like (on website) a great venue with a lot of hotties, I say f*ck the indians 4 a bad attitude regarding greed & rent its no wonder the Thai girls (& others) give them a wide berth.
Thank u again gentlemen 4 ur information, much appreciated, have a good one & take care ( beware of 24/12/07 political comments – tempers seem 2 b running high right now !!!)
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r – shameless plug for the alternative venue until we re-open the mango:
http://www.dukepub.com/
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@Rusto when i used to rent i found my place through http://www.thaiapartment.com/
The bonus is, if your renting at around the 4-5000baht a month bracket in sukhumvit, your more then likely to have a host of go-go/bargirls living there
let us know how u get on bigman
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>> petey – great points. I also find some of the hi-so or member club girls play that same game. Lunch here, buy me this and okay now I will go home with u. They all have that price but want to feel better about themselves for how they reach it.
I’ve had a serious discussion with a number of women about this, over the years. Not one could get their head around it. In so many words put across that they thought I was disrespectful to women because I saw some of dating as a money game. I thought they were naive.
I’m in the UK and the dating scene is such that it’s expensive, women are demanding & overly expectant. It’s a real turn-off. Most seem to behave like God’s gift and yet offer little of value in return. A lot like the farang women in BKK until they hit a roadblock known as a TG. I have very little time for that having seen what’s available elsewhere.
>> I love the member club girls that are really rolling in it from soaking a few suckers that when they go out to party they make a point of buying the bottle, dinner and use condoms from their own purse for banging me. U can tell they get some sense of empowerment from the process. I wonder if I am being used?
If it works for you, what you do care?
Petey
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@ Smitty
>>U r sicker than me for using the car. Enuff said.
I remember I was with a girl in Kent, UK. Not much to look at but a big rack, and just had this magnetic, funny personality that hooked you. Lousiest BJ technique most of the time. For all her experience, not great.
One time we saw one of the new Star Wars movies, she was teasing me in the cinema for two hours. Drove out to a country road and had her in the back of the car. She didn’t like not being the boss, so I took charge and made her my bitch for a couple of hours. Ultimately didn’t work out because she always wanted to be wearing the trousers but I still think about her from time to time. She had a dirty mind and didn’t hide it. Sometimes that’s just more fun than the all proper girls who insist on being treated a certain way.
Only time I can remember doing it in the back of a car. Happy memories.
Petey
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2 apartments has been on my mind, I cant stand short time rooms. A friend of mine took a girl back to his room and she said to him “take me to your real room”. Was funny because that dump was his real room. I don’t think I would let a girl move in with me there’s no need.
Funny you mention the sticky hair roller, I bought one of them and she loves it. She always asks for it to use on her clothes before goes out.
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Penfold
Thanks 4 that will keep u informed
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p – if u are asking do I mean being used by a cute member club girl – the answer is no – not at all.
yr – looks like I will get a roller and see how she reacts to it.
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I used to rent a cheap room in ‘baan porn tip’ suk 22 which doubled as an office/ST parlour.
I was tooling the stunner on reception until after i left the security guard was checking the tapes and caught her sneaking into my room so she was given the boot.
She now how some jap guy sending her 50,000baht a month – c’est la vie!
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@smitty
I wasn’t asking, but I think people either rarely use each other, or use each other most of the time. If you get my meaning.
We all have aims, goals & desires. We don’t always declare them. We’re often conflicted; our own motivations for saying, acting & doing the things we do are often a mystery – even to ourselves. i.e., someone might complain about the job they hold, but then illogically do nothing about it, to improve their situation. Or there might be a pay-off, a reason they stay, but they don’t think deeply enough to figure out what that is. And they get stuck there, in their misery.
Petey
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p – I get u. use was a has word. I am lucky. She is one of those girls who does not want a bf, likes her g club gig and is saving her money. So once in a while she comes around to catch up. Does not call much – does not like me calling but it works. I can’t complain.
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