The Sky Club – A Coyote bar by bkk22
Want to spend a lot of money, dance with girls but not get laid? Ok, that may not be a great selling point for a club but for a new experience, heavy drinking and hot girls then you should check out The Sky. Located on Srinakarin Road, along a stretch with a few other clubs, this one stands out among them.
The Sky is a coyote bar, no membership is needed and there is no cover charge. If you do want a membership it costs 12,000 baht and you get 6 bottles of whiskey and mixers are free. Getting a membership is the way to go if you’re going to be in town awhile because without the membership the bottles are 3,000 a piece. This is not a place I would recommend if you’re here for a week or two. First, you won’t be able to find it. It is not anywhere near the touristy areas. Second, although not totally necessary, being able to speak a bit of Thai helps. Third, without a membership you may drop 5,000 baht here and not get laid. Not what most visitors are looking for. In addition to the whiskey, the bar also offers hookahs at 500 baht per hour (try the cantaloupe) and a food menu if you get hungry. Ok, enough of the boring details I’ll get to the juicy stuff.
What should you expect when you get there? First, when you walk in there will be about 20-30 ?pretties” wearing dresses. They will all wai you, your eyes will be darting all over the place as there are literally more girls in the entrance than you can possibly look at. These girls are all very good looking but they don’t compare to the dancers inside. After pass through the gauntlet you will enter the club area. There is a large stage on the left, with a runway like path to a platform in the middle. The platform goes up and down and is used by both the dancers and the singers that perform. There are small round tables surrounding the stage, choose whichever you like, I always like to be next to stage as it is easier to flirt with the girls. Order you drinks from the table manager and get ready for the real fun to start.
Side note: I have only had 1 table manager the 10 or so times I have been there. Her name is P’Pink. She is fun, honest and will help you choose a suitable girl.
You will see lots of girls walking around in very skimpy outfits, these are the coyote dancers. They all have great bodies and most, if not all, have very light skin. There are rarely any other farangs here besides my friends and I. Basically, this place caters to a Thai clientele, so the girls are Thai style girls. For those that do not know, Thai guys (for the most part) like girls with very light skin, not dark skinned girls like those at Cowboy, Nana, etc… Anyways, 90% of the girl are 8 or above (IMO).
At certain points in the night the stage will be full of coyote girls dancing. If you see one you like, tell the table manager and she will bring the girl over. You pay for the girl by the hour, if you don’t hit it off you can always request another girl after the first hour. In my experience, this never happens and I have never done it. When I say you pay for the girl by the hour, what I really mean is you pay her to drink your whiskey. Sounds crazy right? If you want to pump and dump go to a massage parlor. You’re paying for the girl to hang out with you. She will drink with you, dance with you and probably make you laugh. [She will not screw you there, if you’re lucky, very lucky, you will get a phone number.] Go with some friends, grab a few girls and you can party your ass off. These girls are professionals. They can drink you under the table while making you feel like the most special guy in the world. The girls always like to play drinking games; I suggest partaking as they help get the whole group involved, but beware you will get drunk, very drunk. The club also provides different entertainment acts. There is a rock band that will play and a few female singers singing both Thai and western songs. These female singers are very good looking, but you they will not hang out at your table, they are only there to perform.
Editor’s note: I think the fee is 300 baht per hour for the girl to sit with u. Very similar to other establishments that cater to the Thais but different and cheaper than the member clubs.
You can also have the ?pretties” sit with you, but they don’t dance like the coyote girls
Like I said I have been here about 10 or so times. So I can give the following recommendation as far as choosing some girls. There are 50+ girls working at one time so if you see something you like take it, but if you want a sure bet then ask for either of the following two girls:
1) Grace-Maxim model type body (d-cups) (you have to see it to believe it, seriously). Speaks good English and has a great personality. I have had her every time except my first time there. She will dance your pants off, so if you choose her be prepared to dance. She will also let you motorboat her boobs if she likes you. (If you don’t know what this means, watch Wedding Crashers).
Editor’s note: Motorboat – u r killing me.
2) Punch-Sexy dancer, decent English and will take care of you if you get too drunk. My friend got really drunk with her and she stood with him feeding him hot tea and propping him up. (The tea was on the house). A few of my friends have had her and we always recommend her when we bring an out of town guest.
Now if you have a death wish, ask for a girl named Butter. You will be able to pick her out because she is the girl who is dancing who looks like she is on speed. This girl never stops dancing and has the craziest moves ever. She also like to get touchy feely with her customers, but she can be quite a handful. Be forewarned.
I have always had a great time at this place but don’t expect to get laid here; there are other places in Bangkok for that. I’m sure there is information I left out so feel free to ask questions.