Alan Greenspan spotted at Marine Disco – Pattaya Part 2

Posted by sideshowBOB | Blog, Pattaya, Reader Submissions, Trip Report | Posted on June 22nd, 2007

Before Day 2 can happen I have to finish Day 1.

First stop after Living Dolls Showcase was Peppermint – mostly due to the proximity to Marine Disco since the plan was to ultimately wind up the night there. Peppermint can be hit or miss sometimes but generally it is pretty packed, lots of nudity and some fun music. I always think the topless bartenders are a nice touch. I like to sit towards the back of the joint since u get to see the corner stage that is usually nude and u can see the back elevated cage that is almost always nude. However if the place is busy it is tough to find a seat in that area. I was not seeing anyone I really wanted to cavort with but my party buddy fell for a hostess that he was having fun chatting too. She was a little older but very good looking and spoke pretty good english. I periodically checked in on Marine Disco but the Thai band was still on and the crowd had not started congregating. After a few more in Peppermint we decided to head to Happy A Go Go.

I had a lame experience last time in Happy but I do think there are some hotties there and my friend really wanted to check it out. The stage was pretty much full of nearly naked or all naked girls bumping and grinding away and having a great time. I did not see my girl from last time so I decided to stay and check out the place. There is a lot of talent at happy. My buddy called a few of the dirty dancers over for some drinks and was deciding if it was the makings of a 3some. It could have been but as usually something always happens to mess 3somes up. Seems one of the girls started arguing with a service guy over something. Then another girl chimed in and before we knew it we had a full blown argument going on right over the top of us. Kind of ruined the mood. Funny thing was the staff were just clueless as to realizing that it was very annoying. We had a few more and enjoyed the girls on the stage. They were having fun playing with each other and doing some dirty things. They had a few girls bumping and grinding on each other. The right spots contacting. If u know what I mean. I have since learned what to call it when 2 girls are grinding their bald tacos together. The Thais call it – dteh ching. Which is the word for kick or bump coupled with the word for the sound when those small Thai cymbals chink or ching together. “dteh ching”. Try it some time with someone u know.

We headed back to Marine to check things out. The crowd was in, the Techno was pumping and the girls were streaming in. Marine cards girls at the door so other than girls with fake IDs u won’t find too many underage girls – feel free to roam. Marine to me is like a super-sized Nana disco, maybe not quite as easy for the hook ups but way more variety and the music is better. Sure it is big, full of Farang and a very mixed crowd but I love this joint. It may take a few trips for someone before Marine is an easy freelancer pick up joint but it can be done. The other thing I love about Marine is that u just see all types of people rocking out , having fun and being cool to people. The first bit of crazy eye candy we saw was this enormous Thai lady in a tight dress, high heels and the biggest grin on her face dancing like it was going out of style. I thought for sure she was going to break a heel but she never stopped dancing and she could really move. Later I was talking to her cause a girl she was with was basically throwing herself at me. She was not really my spec but I did talk to them both. The big girl was born in Pattaya but lives in Sweden and own a Thai restaurant there. She said she was happy to be back in Pattaya and party her ass off. Good stuff.

Next up was Alan Greenspan dancing on one of the large speakers. Marine has a few huge speakers that generally fill up with crazy people dancing on them. It is always a treat when some under dressed hottie starts going to town on the Marine speakers but this time the spectacle was Mr. Greenspan in sansabelt plaid trousers tucked into cowboy boots, a massive utility belt fanny pack, button up western shirt and the trademark horned rimmed glasses. He had a tehcno groove going on and he looked like he was having the time of his life. U just can’t pay better money to see this kind of stuff. There must be a story with people like this. Discovered Pattaya too late, been there too long or deciding that after running the Fed a deviant trip to Pattaya is exactly what the Dr. ordered? Who knows but I love it.

We trolled Marine for a bit and then we went back to Peppermint to get the hostess. Turned out she was dud but u win some and lose some. I went to trolling in Marine while my buddy went to the hotel. I was not seeing anything I wanted so I went back to walking street to hang at an outdoor bar and watch the world go by. During this time I met a nice girl at a beer bar from Roi-Et with a tiny body and big boobs. I do not think it would have been midgeting but I did not get to find out. Some dude who had took her the night before swung by and begged for a repeat. I was out of luck. By this time I was drunk and was thinking I should crash so I could take a fresh swing at the Soapies in the morning. Something I had not tried in Pattaya yet.

I got up at a decent hour and had some breakfast at the MaMaison Hotel – which was quite good and since it is made to order can be eaten late. Then I checked out and we decided to hit the Soapies. We went to the area near the Big C shopping center on the second road that has a few Soapies all in walking distance of each other. I can’t remember the names but go to the Big C and u will see them. It was after 1 PM by this time so I thought for sure we could tour a few and find some hotties. I like touring Soapies, hanging in the lobby and chatting with the papasans. I am not in a hurry and I like to chill while making an informed decision. Not this time. Not one Soapie we went to had more than 2 or 3 girls in the glass. I was stunned. It seems it was either too early or just a bad Soapie day but given it was Saturday I thought for sure they would have some girls in by 1. How else would an afternoon rub and tug be possible? After popping into 4 places I decided to give up. Bummer. I really wanted to check the places out. Is there a better spot in Pattaya for Soapies? Is there a really kickass one because I was pretty let down with it all.

Off to Soi sex – I mean Soi 6. I cruised down it one time and then back up and finally walked into one of the last ones on the right next to second road. The girl was leggy, very dark and had a great smile. She was from Koh Chang. This is the second bargirl I have met from Koh Chang and I liked what the last one did to me so I figured I would try again. She gave me a nice towel bath at the bar and we talked about Koh Chang, Pattaya and how dark she was. I love dark. Then she went topless and we played around some more. I love the dark corners and couches in the soi 6 bars. We keep fooling around and finally decided we should take it upstairs. Enuff said. Soi 6 comes through again. Koh Chang has nice girls. They got skills.

I took the bus home which I always find a decent value and I can usually sleep on the way home. Problem is this time I got the very back seat which does not recline and u can feel the heat of the polluting diesel engine on your back. Avoid the back seats if u can. I usually also stop at the first BTS station on the way back into Bkk so I can get out of the traffic. Still a great value for getting down and back to Pattaya.