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Okay. So I took 2 showers…

Posted by sideshowBOB | Blog, Reader Submissions | Posted on January 17th, 2007

Every once in a while a seemingly normal night turns into an all nighter. It it is simple enough how it happens but then again I wonder sometimes since I cannot always recall when I wake up the next morning all the details. That’s life. Here goes.

It started with an appointment for Dinner at PJ’s on Sukhumvit Soi 31. Also mentioned in this week’s weekly. We love PJ and we love his food. Enuff said. The are 2 major issues though that can cause a night to dangerously spiral out of control when things commence at PJs.

1. PJ makes a wicked dry martini. Very dry. Very wicked. I had 2. They are 2 shots and served in these super cool Martini glasses.

2. If I have to return to work or home after eating at PJs Soi Cowboy is on the way. Imagine that.

I think we left PJs around 8. I had an appointment in Nana around 9. We had time. First stop was Rawhide for a drink but the place was dead. No hotties dancing and the B going on C team had taken the stage in see through fishnet stockings. These are girls I did not want to see in see through stockings. One drink and out.

Off to afterskool for one drink and to get fondled. All good.

Then off to Tony’s for another drink. Then to Nana.

First stop Pretty Lady. One drink.

Then one of the beer bars outside for a meeting. Another drink.

Then to playskool. I think 2-3 drinks.

Then to Rainbow 1. 1 drink.

Rainbow 2. 1-2 drinks.

To the Mango. I can’t remember if I had a drink there.

Then to Tequila Dragon on Soi 7/1. More than a few drinks here.

Dragon closed by cops. I think it is like 3:30 or so by now. We decided to cruise Petchburi Road. The small street behind the Siam Hotel area with all the girls. We got out of the cab and decided to shop on foot. I was wearing my backpack which I had managed to somehow not lose even though I was completely hammered. I cruised up the street and talked to a few girls. I must have been a sight given that I was so drunk. My bad. One very nice girl offered to visit one of the short time hotels with me which I thought was cool.

In a cab and off to PB. I think it is like 4 am now. Once inside PB she got naked. Nice tight bod and jumped in the shower. I jumped in with her. She scrubbed me up.

Then we hit the bed. She said I was too drunk and needed a massage. So she gave me a nice body massage and I fell asleep. She was on the bed naked wathing TV. Remember I am really smashed. I jumped out of bed and into the shower. Again. She came in and asked why I was showering. Great question. I realized once I was in the shower that I had already taken a shower but hey. It woke me up anyway. I am sure by now she was thinking I was really strange but she was so nice about it all.

Back to the bed. She got busy. Amazing. But being completely hammered and with condom – there was no happy ending anywhere to be found in the country. She stopped and wanted to know if I wanted smoking. U all know what that means and we are not talking about cigarettes. She smoked away. For a better part of an hour. What a trooper. It worked. Then she took me back to the shower to clean me up. Yes – my third shower.

I am still drunk. She dresses me. Helps me to the taxi. Takes me to my apartment. Helps me to find some money to pay the taxi and wishes me a good night. All for the normal short time rate. I think it is about 6:30 or 7 am by now. I got home in one piece and thanks to the girl from walking street I had a fun night. Most of these girls are so kind and take the service thing way farther than I expect. Amazing Thailand.