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Braces – the ties that bind…

Posted by sideshowBOB | Reader Submissions | Posted on September 19th, 2006

I have written about it before – the idea that Bangkok is like one big Twilight Zone. Events from last week only further solidify this thinking. Last week after closing up shop a group of us decided to hit Tequila Dragon on Soi 7/1. Currently one of the best after hours options in the central Sukhumvit area. We cruised in to find the place packed and the girl to guy ratio as good as ever to keep the supply and demand pricing at a favorable rate. I did my normal scan of the room to get a sense of what could be in store for me. Little prepared me though for how the night would really play out.

It took all of a minute but over in the corner I noticed a girl dancing and hanging out with a guy. On closer inspection I suddenly realized who the girl was and it was about that time that she realized who I was. She was startled and came right over to me to talk. The girl is seeing one of my friends who happens to be out of town at the time. Now these 2 are not boyfriend and girlfriend so in my mind I was not that suprised to see her out with other people but she obviously felt like she had been caught. She came over to say hello and begged me not to tell my friend that I had seen her. I said I needed to think about it and told her we could talk later. I said goodbye and went back to my hunting grounds.

A few drinks later and some dancing with random chicks I noticed that the guy who was with my friend’s girl had left and then I turned around to see her looking at me. We were both buzzed and she went right into her diatribe explaining what she was doing and that I needed to keep it a secret. Let me repeat. I was buzzed. I said I would do my best but that I was suprised to see her out in a place that she knew we all frequented quite often. She begged me to keep it secret. Well. How could one buy my silence? Remember. This is Bangkok. Capital of the Twilight Zone. I had an idea.

Okay. I said I would keep it quiet but she owed me. I told her we could leave the club right then and there and go back to my place and sort it out. If u know what I mean. She was shocked. Almost looked like she was going to get mad at me, but then she calmed down and asked me if she came back with me would I promise to never say anything about it. I said I promise. So I told her where I lived and said it would be better if she met me there rather than us leaving together. I paid my bill and headed home.

Within about 10 minutes she met me outside my apartment. We went up to my pad to further discuss the situation. The discussion lasted about 2 minutes for once we were inside my pad I had a hard time talking since she had her tongue in my mouth most of the time. It looks like I would hardly have to explain what she needed to do to buy my silence.

First off let me point out that I am always a little leary of girls with braces but once she started blowing me I realized I had little to worry about. Jesus. Back in the states my friend and I used to have this term for an area on the body called the “taint”. Meaning – it aint the ass and it aint the well – u know. It is that nether region. That little bit in the middle that most people tend to overlook. Well. No worry of that here folks. She knew about the taint and all the other spots down there as well. I had a hard time keeping from blowing. I will leave the details at that. This girl was amazing in bed and after we showered together she said she needed to go and asked me again not to say anything. Of course I won’t say anything. Just our little secret. Me, you and the blog…

My friend won’t be back for a while so I am sure this will all be forgotten prior to his return. Remember. I do it for the material. For the readers…