Video of Walking Street!

Posted by admin | Pattaya, Reader Submissions | Posted on May 23rd, 2006

Here at the Mango Blog we are constantly deluged with emails full of criticism, praise, Thailand how tos and sometimes even emails totally unrelated to anything we have ever written about – maybe those emails are spam? Beats me. However now and again we get some seriously cool stuff sent to us by our rabid fan base. This video was given to us by -h.

I must admit though that this is the first video we have ever been sent and it is super cool. One of our readers shot some amazing footage of Walking Street in Pattaya and sent it to us edited and with a proper soundtrack.

If you live in Pattaya you see this everyday. Everyday.

If you live in Thailand then I am sure you have seen it before but will enjoy the refresh.

If you live outside Thailand and have visited Pattaya before – hope this makes your day.

If you have never visited Thailand then the only thing I can offer you is the video and my travel agent.

Enjoy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2500428770606484569

ps. we moved the video to google video to give u a smoother download experience. If you watch it using the original size or double at most – the quality is still quite good.



91 Responses to “Video of Walking Street!”

  1. A says:

    Its Crap. The sun is shining here in England now & all the girls are dressed in skimpy outfits. Okay it was a dream, just like the video. Thanks for the entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be seeing this for myself shortly.

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  2. Jack D - Yow Yow Khrap says:

    Hey A, It sounds like you’re planning a first time trip to Thailand, I suggest you check out the Temples and Chak Wow might be your preferred pastime.
    The sun might be shining in England right now, but as for skimpy outfits, you aint seen nothing yet – Right PMMP?

    I hope to see you in The Big Mango sometime A. The crack is awesome.

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  3. scorpio says:

    You guys are great. Keep up the good times…and your cashier is awesomely cute!

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  4. pmmp says:

    Hey scorpio, yes she is a cutie but please divert your attention. If you take her away I will have to do Cashier and then the customers would have to look at my bald head instead. ;) -Nick

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  5. aps says:

    hey can some one please mail me the walking street video posted by ~h?? i tried downloading it from google but couldn’t. i really like the video. plese help!! my email is n3m3s1s_rulz@hotmail.com

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  6. pmmp says:

    aps, email’ing it will be tough since it is 65MB or so (exceeds max size of what most email service providers allow, including hotmail). Let us work on a download for you, maybe ftp with instructions. Will email you when we have something.

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  7. Glenn says:

    Hey folks,
    If U are having problems seeing video, you can try http://www.flbbar.com, which is a site for a beer bar in Pattaya. They have posted a few videos of walking street, NICE!!!

    Anyway, I will be in BKK in March 2007, stopping by Nana and the “Big Mango”, before I head down to pattaya for a few days. I guess I just look for the guy with his head in a laptop writing a blog, if I want to buy this blogger a beer, huh!

    Glenn

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  8. smitty says:

    Well hey. There are more than a few of us but I am sure u can sort out which guys we are. I will take a Bulmer’s though. thanks!

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  9. Agent Smith says:

    Hey guys,

    Great clip and especially the song! Do you know who the artist is or where I can download it?

    Cheers,

    Smithy

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  10. smitty says:

    agent smith – my buddy made the video so I will ask him about the song.

    thanks!

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  11. smitty says:

    update – since it was just a bootleg mp3 of songs he thinks it was a song by a guy named pattaya pete.

    will let u know if I get any other info!

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  12. Pattaya Joe says:

    Hey smitty,

    Do you know some, I reckon it could be a hit single.

    Angelwitch rulez!

    Joe

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  13. smitty says:

    Well – I have only heard the song on the video but I do think it is cool.

    I am sure u meant to say angelwitch sucks?

    Just let me know and I can edit that for u.

    ;)

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  14. Pattaya Jossie says:

    Do you have it in mp3 format and high quality?

    The only thing that sucks in AW is the music hehe. The rest, pfff…..!!!

    LOS

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  15. smitty says:

    The only thing I have in high quality is my techno MP3′s and my bar guide printed on high quality glossy paper with a headline that warns never to step foot in AW.

    each to his own…

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  16. werewolf says:

    Be careful or ‘the Rave’ will start bashing you, your readers and all your ‘low class’ customers! :)

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  17. smitty says:

    We won’t let him do that to u WW.

    Besides I think u have class…

    Yeah forgot the whole AW caters to the high class customers of Bangkok! I wonder what that makes Pegasus club then?

    ;)

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  18. ~h says:

    smitty, the video isn’t playing anymore? Page loads but no Video?

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  19. pmmp says:

    ~h: I just tried it and it worked for me. Let’s see if it works for Smitty.

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  20. Pants Elk says:

    Works for me. Especially those tiny white hotpants (more than a mouthful’s wasted).

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  21. smitty says:

    works for me. ~h – google is no longer really doing anything with google video now that they have youtube so this is probably something that cab be moved onto youtube. let me know.

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  22. Penfold says:

    How someone can live in Patts is beyond me
    In 6days/5nights i can back 100,000baht lighter and a dose
    Great for a weekend of debauchery though

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  23. Daywalker says:

    Penfold…. you have to watch those LB Pick-pockets

    :lol:

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  24. Penfold says:

    Speaking of LBs, has noticed how they have generic western names?? ‘clare, sarah, emma, stacy etc’?

    2 questions………
    1 – where do old LBs go? (Honey bar soi 22 maybe?)
    2 – Do they have old western names? Gladys? Florence? Maureen?

    Patts has by far the best LBs around – but i dont go there for that, i go for the white beach, the clear water and the chilled ambience with fellow well to do ferangs……..

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  25. pmmp says:

    >>1 – where do old LBs go? (Honey bar soi 22 maybe?)
    >>2 – Do they have old western names? Gladys? Florence? Maureen?

    I think the lifeline goes something like this:
    boy->femboy->ladyboy->ladyman->man->penfold

    ;)

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  26. Pants Elk says:

    Fight! Fight!

    (reaches for popcorn)

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  27. Penfold says:

    We all know you dont want that
    Im handy with a high heeled shoe in 1 hand and a concealed knife in my purse in the other

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  28. pmmp says:

    and I’m a sucker (not literally that is) for high heels so put the popcorn back in the microwave pe :)

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  29. Daywalker says:

    pmmp. I think ‘Ladyfold’ was talking about hitting you with the high-heels. NOT wearing them.

    :lol:

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  30. Penfold says:

    “Penfold…. what are you upto?”
    “pmmp’s tonsils”

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  31. pmmp says:

    I can never find that yellow-head-throwing-up emoticon when I need it.

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  32. Pants Elk says:

    Do you always throw up after you’ve swallowed?

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  33. thongsuk says:

    Perhaps one of you LB aficionados might take a moment to tell me just what a LB would be able to do for you that a hot Thai chick couldn’t.

    BTW clever LB penis tricks DO NOT interest me in the slightest.

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  34. Pants Elk says:

    thongsuk – the clever (or otherwise) penis tricks constitute their USP. There’s also an attitude that you don’t get in a chick, but that’s a little harder to define. Definitely pervier. LBs are, for me, a very occasional variation/diversion, to be honest only during the rare moods when all I want is to do is stuff one up the arse. Hardly poetry, I know, and not impossible with the right girl, but these creatures are gagging for one up the wrong ‘un, and that can have a strange appeal through beer goggles. Wouldn’t be my desert island choice, for sure. But try one, why don’cha? Nobody’s looking. Nobody cares.

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  35. Daywalker says:

    p.e. That’s some funny shit man.

    “these creatures are gagging for one up the wrong ‘un,”

    Reminds me of prison.

    :oops:

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  36. thongsuk says:

    Now THAT’S an answer I can at least respect.
    You accepted my inquiry and the limit I put on it as reasonable and you dealt with them without getting all defensive.

    Now, (at the risk of perhaps appearing a mite serious/tedious) what I’ve always suspected to be ALSO in play is something called the copulative stare factor.

    Men tend to hold their objects of sexual desire in their regard for a considerably longer time than women. A copulative stare from a women is actually that flirtatious hairy eyeball thing.She presents rather than stares. Not to say there isn’t overlapping of behaviors but what I advance here I’ve found to be the normal the rule for women.

    A “male” kitted out as a woman, displaying the cues and the baroque female mannerisms with which we’re so familiar, will hold you in his copulative stare (and, I suggest, perhaps do it somewhat less “commercially” than a female player) (S)he would hold you in this regard much the same as you would hold a woman in yours.
    I suspect that the titillation of all this cross-messaging might just be that “Wild Side” thing.

    A prolonged stare from a hooker or a woman who is seriously attracted to you (less and less frequent as I age) is one thing. But from a LB it is perhaps another. It is as you’ve indicated, an invitation to the “Wild Side”
    There will be less risk of a performance scam.
    There will be less bullshit and you probably will get what you expect.
    Your “But try one, why don’cha? Nobody’s looking. Nobody cares.” is not something I’ve ever been tempted to do. Once, I actually lined up a “demonstration event” where the LB was actually going to fuck a very hot late-twenties BG. (and I was going to pay them SERIOUS cash to do it) BUT I chickened out.
    At no time during the hour or so it took to get this thing into the proposal stage did I fantasize about joining them.
    At best I might have paid the LB to leave and then got head from the woman. But the threesome thing was just not in my frame.

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  37. TAFKABBB says:

    Perhaps one of you LB aficionados might take a moment to tell me just what a LB would be able to do for you that a hot Thai chick couldn’t.

    Open your Beerlao bottle using only her/his/its thighs.

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  38. Penfold says:

    ‘Perhaps one of you LB aficionados might take a moment to tell me just what a LB would be able to do for you that a hot Thai chick couldn’t’

    Call 3 more of her friends to join in the blowjob fest as im perched on a deckchair on patong beach on my 21st birthday

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  39. Penfold says:

    ‘Perhaps one of you LB aficionados might take a moment to tell me just what a LB would be able to do for you that a hot Thai chick couldn’t’

    Have i bored any1 with the 9 (thats nine) blowies me and a fellow fuckwit received in a certain gogo on the the third floor of nana that is decked out like the batcave after buying 3 ‘geezer drinks’ which was followed by a 200baht private blowie in the toilets?

    See if you receive that kinda service in Rainbow4

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  40. Pants Elk says:

    The stare thing is interesting. Not sure I trust any look from any representative of Thailand’s proud sex industry. In fact, I don’t. I can’t distinguish between a “wow you’re really hot for a fifty year-old guy with thinning hair and erectile disfunction” look and a “is that a wallet in your pocket or – wow! It’s a wallet!” look. The LBs I’ve been with (oh, all right, fucked up the arse) have been indistinguishable from gorgeous girls (except for the clever penis thing), so there’s never been a problem for me of perceiving them as men tricked up as women. At their most successful, they really are the Third Sex, and okay, it’s an artificial thing, but the artifice isn’t in deception, it’s in total immersion into what they are. Confused, mainly. Yeah, it’s pervy, but I can do pervy, without torturing myself over chromosome counts or worrying if I’m gay or whatever. And I have to say I’ve had some unsurpassably wild sex with them. I think I’m a lucky guy.

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  41. thongsuk says:

    Got it.

    While its not my thing I was just interested.
    When I really want to perv, I get it off with Prufrock’s wife, Om Sin or some other mature woman :-)

    @ Penfold: Really don’t need that many hummers in one sitting. Something wrong with me I suspect.

    But far be it from me to smear LB aficionados with the same bilious moral oneupmanship crap that friend’s wives turn on me and the missus during our homeland visits.

    smitty: Thai-focussed men’s Ab Op Nuat joints are “Mansworld”.

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  42. Pants Elk says:

    “When I really want to perv, I get it off with Prufrock’s wife, Om Sin” – isn’t that a page from *everyones’s* diary?

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  43. thongsuk says:

    pe: I’ll mention you said that ;-)

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  44. Penfold says:

    @Thongsuk – Im only human, these werent seperate hummers, these were 30second sittings, while a not so orderly queue formed at our table.

    99% of the time im a civilsed (kinda) guy with a beautiful clean living TGF and happy with my hetro life, but as per the films hostel2 or american psyco i decend into a vile bloodlust which can only be fulfilled by a LB

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  45. Pants Elk says:

    Penfold, I like your style. And you have a very valid point about getting your piece hoovered without even asking (let alone paying) in LB joints – they treat the service almost as a courtesy. Amnd yeah, try getting that in R4!

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  46. thongsuk says:

    p: Self characterizes an pccasional alter ego mode “as per the films hostel2 or american psyco i decend into a vile bloodlust which can only be fulfilled by a LB”

    so THIS birthday bash wit’ dis LB “welcoming committee” thing was like, ok? wich’yer “Siriporn” ’cause it WAS after all just another night out wit’ de boys, chai mai ;-?

    (not that there’s ANYTHING wrong with that)

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  47. Pants Elk says:

    Penfold will reply to that as soon as he’s finished blowtorching his tummy stubble.

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  48. Jimmy Cricket says:

    I do like the LB experience.

    Especially when you SEE they are getting off on it as much as you are.

    I like their femininity.
    They are much more ‘feminine’ than the farang women back in farangland.

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  49. Day Walker says:

    “They are much more ‘feminine’ than the farang women back in farangland”

    Shit dude… you need to leave France.

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  50. Pants Elk says:

    “Shit dude… you need to leave France.” French women are mad as snakes, but they are generally hotter than their English countterparts. I’m prepared to bet, Day Walker, without having met you, that any English girl could get the better of you in a fight without spilling their beer.

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  51. Penfold says:

    LB1: Buy me dlink?
    PEN: Only if you get your laughing gear round this **zip**
    LB1: OK **nosh nosh nosh**
    LB2: Buy me dlink too?
    PEN: Hangabout im not made of money – No
    LB2: OK i can suck for flee
    PEN: **sigh** Well if you insist sweetheart **nosh nosh nosh**
    LB3: Buy me dlink?
    PEN: Is there a parrott in here? No
    LB3: OK i can suck for flee

    and so the feast continued, ended up shelling out for a massive 3 LDs – didnt even get my jester shoes which was dissapointing

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  52. werewolf says:

    “The LBs I’ve been with… have been indistinguishable from gorgeous girls”

    I live in the Sukhumvit area, and I spend a fair bit of time around Nana, so I’ve seen more than just a couple of ladyboys.

    All the ladyboys I have ever seen have looked like dudes with tits wearing makeup, or in some cases, just dudes wearing makeup.

    There’s no attempt here to be sarcastic, funny or disrespectful… just an honest statement.

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  53. thongsuk says:

    While not in awe or them, I do respect the effort most LB’s put into their deal. But, I would have to agree with ww here: With rare exceptions I can spot a lady-boy/katoey in the dark at ten meters while the “exceptions” manage to present as men in better lighting and at less distance.

    Two or three katoeys dressed like Thai celebrity tarts or off-duty coyote dancers hanging on a street corner where two or three Thai celebrities or off duty coyotees wouldn’t be caught dead is another giveaway.

    Any combination of no hips, the mannerisms, fem-tweeking, the stare, voice, the hight, VIBE, face, hands and feet, “cleavage” for example are dead giveaways. “Negative synergy”. . . . . “femtropy?”

    (I’m not trying to dampen the magic, LB non-appreciation is also on this spectrum, n’est-ce pas?) and, let’s face it, trip from the dark corner into the daylight fluorescence of a 7/11 must feel for some of them like a space walk.)

    IMHO, “letting” LB’s turn you on is an act of participation and at the very least a willing suspension of disbelief. Perhaps it’s a embraced as a holiday from dealing with gal-hookers and their trip.

    An experienced Thai B-girl presents a “done deal” with the enticing bonus prospect of sexual abandon which she may or may not deliver.
    What pe and penfold have indicated in these exchanges is that this abandon and intensity and depravity is almost a certainty.
    It sounds like they’re part of the deal.

    A b-girl’s trick is “this (old, fat, hot) guy I’m gonna fuck or ‘fuck’ for(big, small) money” a LB’s trick, after all that preparation and strenuous posturing is more of a “hunter’s catch”.

    Anyway, the “third sex” thing and “fourth sex” thing has, like “homophobic” always smacked a bit of rhetorical contrivance and advocacy.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  54. Daywalker says:

    “I’m prepared to bet, Day Walker, without having met you, that any English girl could get the better of you in a fight without spilling their beer.”

    Sounds like a wager to me. I have several dead girls buried under my patio. All with empty beer glasses having spilt them.

    I’ve dated a fair few Brit ‘hot-chicks’ and bumped uglies with a few ‘not-so-hot chicks’… and they were all more femanine than any LB I’ve seen. (I was gonna say “than any LB I’ve come across” there, but WW is in the house and would surely pick me up on that)

    Don’t get me wrong… I don’t despise the creatures.. I just don’t think they are ‘beauties’.

    Heck, to me, they are not ‘chicks with dicks’. More like blokes with tits’?!

    :twisted:

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  55. Pants Elk says:

    Like I said somewhere, I’ve done the LB thing twice – whoops – three times, in a year when I funded between thirty to forty Issan homesteads through charitable works with the mothers’ daughters, so it’s hardly a big deal or a life statement, nor am I going to disagree with the view that you can generally tell them from “the real thing”. But. The first I went with certainly was indistinguishable, and the reason you didn’t see her is that she never needed to work in a club or on the street. The closest she (WHATever) got to where you’d be was working for an extremely expensive escort agency. And she’s now “married” to a millionaire. In addition to being drop-dead gorgeous (photographs of her, judiciously hiding the extra ingredient*, elicited jaw-drops of testosteroney jealousy from my friends) she was absolutely classy – elegant, educated, funny. One of the others was very petite, very feminine, and fooled me into picking her up as a girl. I was surprised, but thanks to my previous LB experience not appalled. The third was a straight-ahead (if that’s the phrase) LB diva from the NEP, with some, not all, of the characteristics mentioned above (which, god knows, I’m aware of and can recognise at a hundred paces as well as the rest of you).

    And I still say that anyone who doesn’t like Black Pudding is a great big girl.

    *And no, not there, before you ask.

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  56. m says:

    LB action is an intermediate step to homosexuality. You will start with only very feminine LB’s. But over time your tolerence for male holes through the lady facade will grow and grow and you will unknowingly drift up a gradient of increasingly masculine LB conquests. This will be a passive drift process at first but in the later stages you will begin to actively seek these male characteristics, their form being sub-conciously noted as present at past pleasurable sexual experiences. This process iterates until you will finally be a full blown homo. Well done.

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  57. Pants Elk says:

    m, as ever, your wisdom, learning, and experience are like a breath of fresh air and common sense in this forum. Just as an occasional bout of ladyboy lust is certain to lead to homosexuality (and is a sure sign of its latency) so was, for me, the occasional joint the cause of my current heroin addiction. And, going further back in my sordid history of depravity, the occasional cigarette the impetus to just try (“nobody’s looking – nobody cares”) that first “reefer”.

    I find myself strangely attracted to you, “m”. There’s something so virile about the forceful way you express yourself – perhaps we could meet when I hit Bangkers in a few days? I find the idea of you putting me on the straight and narrow (so to speak) before I “drift up a gradient of increasingly masculine LB conquests” into a full-on bumboy lifestyle exciting!

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  58. Pants Elk says:

    Sorry, m, but I just thought of this; it was my liking for fucking girls that led me up the slippery gradient to sex with ladyboys, so if you’re currently enjoying sex with the opposite sex, I do urge you to stop before you too succumb to their evil blandishments. And thinking about it, it was wanking that led me to fucking. But what next, after the depths of same-sex sodomy have been plumbed? What does that lead to? Bestiality? Pedophilia? Necrophilia? Oh God – what have I started!!!??? Help me, m!! Shit – I’ve just come all over the keyboard …

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  59. m says:

    The answer is stick to women. There is just no need for LB’s. Some may be a good aproximation to a woman – but then, no need – just get a woman. Who needs an aproximation. Maybe in prison…but in Bangkok certainly not. Then you are safe from this slide into homosexuality. Pants elk – it may be too late for you. As you have described, you are motoring along this gradient at a rate of knots.

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  60. TAFKABBB says:

    *whoosh* <— Pants’ comments

    O

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  61. TAFKABBB says:

    D’oh, HTML…

    *whoosh* <— Pants’ comments

    O <— m’s head

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  62. Pants Elk says:

    Am I the only one here who gets off on the irony of m’s insistence that she’s a MAN?

    PS What you doing later, 3B? I thought we could, you know, maybe wrestle, or something …

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  63. m says:

    Being a woman may be the safest place Pants Elk – you being a raving and predatory homosexual in the making.

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  64. thongsuk says:

    “m” If you’d simply take a moment out from these vagina monologues of yours to admit you were a woman, you’d probably find yourself engaged in some productive dialog in spite of the fact that your lack of intellectual curiosity as to how you’ve outed yourself does not bode well for anything resembling a healthy, airing of ideas and opinions.

    I suspect, however, that a robust exchange of ideas was never your goal.

    Your visceral hatred and disdain for all those who refuse to engage you is evident; be they Western men in general, declasse Thai women, and now here, poor Pants Elk a hapless fancier of the very occasional lady boy. I guess we can add gay men to the heap as well.

    You obviously have no idea at all how easily your gutlessness and your sneaky subterfuge give you away as a woman. Pants had no problem revealing his few limited forays into the dark side and explaining their appeal for the purposes of discussion. Is your true identity (WOMAN) so shameful that you could not do the same as Pants? Are you THAT ashamed of having a been bumped out of the ring by a few illiterate Thai farm girls?

    Geez honey, you could at least get yourself some new AA’s for that Panasonic love wand.

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  65. Daywalker says:

    Now.. I’m no woman, but I also think that a bloke sticking his purple headed throbbing warrior into another BLOKE is a nearing towards being a poof?

    Unless you are in prison.

    - Just my thoughts.

    :twisted:

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  66. Pants Elk says:

    I’m backing out of this one. I’m not going to “defend” or justify anything I’ve done (why?) and the last thing I’m interested in, or threatened by, is others’ opinions of my sexuality based on a few comments to a blog. Especially those made by someone hypocritical enough to pretend they’re male when they’re not (m, you have a *real* gender problem, sweetheart). People naturally like to compartmentalise and to judge, because it reinforces their own position and rightness (and, in some cases, maleness, which seems to be a worry for some). Anything that doesn’t quite fit a pre-made category, one way or the other, is made to fit. That’s why the subject of ladyboys (a real grey area) excites such a lot of interest and comment – and most of the comment (and wise judgement) is made by people with only their own opinions to voice, without experience. Fine. I have no problem with that. Either.

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  67. smitty says:

    I was baffled how this thread about the walking street video got turned into this LB discussion. I think its cool BTW but was curious.

    I guess it was DW saying this to Penfold:

    Penfold…. you have to watch those LB Pick-pockets.

    Anyway. great topic. I have always said I could easily see myself with a cut LB. I have made out with a few attractive ones that fit that bill. No drama. However I can’t seem to come to grasp with being with one who has similar anatomy to me. Just is what it is.

    It is a grey area. It is interesting because of that. I was going to quote it but I don’t have the book on me. However there is a great paragraph in Private Dancer where one of the guys goes into a rant about how people evolve past the bargirls and go for the LBs. I thought it was interesting. As is this topic. Maybe I need some evolving.

    no bashing please.

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  68. TAFKABBB says:

    @smitty: Perhaps this passage from Private Dancer (p38):

    In fact, the longer a guy stays here, the more he’s likely to go with katoeys, because you know where you are with a katoey. A katoey’s a transsexual. But don’t get me wrong, it’s not like going with a guy in a dress. They’re fucking lovely here. Drop dead gorgeous some of them. They take hormones to grow breasts, or have implants, and then they have their dicks cut off. Sex with them is something else, I can tell you. For a start, they give the best blow jobs. That’s a fact. You’ve never had a blow job until you’ve had a katoey go down on you. You see, a guy knows what a guy likes. You don’t have to fuck them, though Jimmy and Rick do it all the time, whether or not the geezer’s got a dick. I don’t screw them much, what with me being thirty stone and all, but I always fuck one up the arse on World Aids Day. Point of principle.

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  69. smitty says:

    that is the one. there are a few other classic lines but that is the main section. thanks!

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  70. m says:

    My friend says that they smell like men. This is one thing that cannot be changed. The smell. You then have the smell of another man in your bed afterwards. The thought of this gives me the creeps. Sleeping with LB’s is a homosexual act. It is sex with a man. No problem with that. But it is homosexual.

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  71. thongsuk says:

    “m” .”ehm” . “EHM” You need to find yourself a boyfriend ;-)

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  72. Pants Elk says:

    One that doesn’t know what a ladyboy smells like, preferably.

    (ducks back out)

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  73. m says:

    Pants elk. YOu screaming gaylord with your love of pre-op transexuals.

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  74. TAFKABBB says:

    I see we’ve found the level then. Anybody else missing Mango Sauce? We used to get a finer class of juvenile insult back in those days…

    PS. Homosexuals are, like, gay!

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  75. m says:

    The bite in it is its truthful resonance. An unwanted and inconvenient truth.

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  76. Pants Elk says:

    Sorry, I’ve just been watching my gladiator movies … did I miss anything?

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  77. thongsuk says:

    “m”‘s in a bit of a flat spin at the moment.
    In order to get the credibility she needs to slag off on Thai women, Thai nightlife and European men: everyone except women like her we have a bitter hosebag-ish woman as a man scolding the local funsters in a Bangkok blog

    When THAT fell down for obvious resons, she thought she’d muckle up some support by getting on someone’s back about ladyboys. Since she has never even bothered to come clean about her real gender or even ask how she outed herself, no one wants to deal with her.

    That about it, “m” ;-?
    (In any case THAT’S how you come across.)

    Sorry Thailand was a bad choice for that gap year thing, Honey.
    Well, bad for everyone except the boyfriend who dumped you for a Buriram rice tart.

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  78. Pants Elk says:

    A Buriram ladyboy, if we are to go by his olfactory experiences. THAT would explain everything.

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  79. Penfold says:

    Ladyboys smell like men?
    I cant remember the last time i was with a ladyboy and she smelt like pickled onions and beer

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  80. m says:

    My being a woman is some kind of crux fantasy for Thongsuk. He seems so invested in it. I don’t know where the notion comes from because I’m not even propagating feminist or woman-centric mantra. My POV:

    1) Yes. Bang whores. Lots of them. (UNfeminist)

    2) Dont get seriously involved with whores – you will come unstuck. Looking for a wife in this pool is idiotic because this pool is pre-selected for pretty nasty people. They have made the choice to work in a bar. I stress – CHOICE. This is a choice of money first, above everything else. So, these are not the nicest girls really. So, if you are looking for a wife in this pool then good luck. (UNfeminist. Feminists have the nana birds pinned as angels enslaved by violence and god knows what).

    One caveat is some of the girls are forced by their family – pretty nasty families. But still – if you get involved with this girl you will have to deal with the family as the two come as a package to some extent. And this is not desired.

    If you want to feel sorry for someone and rescue them – go to 7/11, mcdonalds, an MBK shop, anywhere and work on the good girls crunching it for 30 baht an hour. The good girls that made the right CHOICE.

    (of course if you just banging the whores – you dont care about their characters and choices. Just enjoying the ride. But if you looking for a wife all this is very salient)

    3) Lower suk is almost unique in the world of whores in that the girls have learnt that they can make more money by selling love (illusion of) than sex. Makes it a dangerous place for the emotionally vulnerable. A level of attachement is built which is then leveraged for profit. Makes for good repeat business and in the best cases monthly payments.

    4) And perhaps my biggest gripe with all of this is that so many of the lower suk birds are complete dragons. And yet guys still bang them, thereby justifying their presence to the management and keep them corrupting my line of sight. I think this is because there are lots of losers looking for connections and attachments which these dragons give. WHereas the hottest ones (eg. rainbow 4) are making a packet anyway and dont provide this service.

    Too many people think they are Richard Gere in “pretty woman”. – often their situation cannot even fulfil the title, let alone the touching truimph of love over sordid raunch and filth.

    Thongsuk thinks marrying hookers is a bloody good idea and everyone should be doing it. He has no real argument as to why it should be a good idea. So, anyone that disagrees with him, all he can do is try and debase them. Not try and address the points of the issue.

    Again: I refer you to this article which explains this common sensical POV better than I can:

    http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader/reader2172.htm

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  81. hanuman says:

    m, you strike me as a person yearning for the comeback of tar and feathers.
    If Pants Elk wants to play with a ladyboy’s phayanaak, let him. At least he writes funny and witty comments.
    I don’t need ladyboys, there are enough beautiful women, but I accept them as a part of Thai nightlife.
    I think that you are a sad and lonely figure.

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  82. Pants Elk says:

    “If Pants Elk wants to play with a ladyboy’s phayanaak, let him” YEAH! RIGHT ON! I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO – Er … hang on … what’s a phayanaak … oh shit …

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  83. m says:

    Yes. Im so sad and lonely without any ladyboys. Maybe I should reconsider.

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  84. thongsuk says:

    “m” your sophomorically parsed utterances are riddled with “ragtime” reasoning and bitter, obdurate, contrived sneakiness of a bitch ditched. A dumped frump.

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  85. hanuman says:

    @Pants Elk, phayanaak is the naga, the mythical snake.

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  86. Pants Elk says:

    Oh, that’s okay then, hanuman. Just so long as I don’t have to play with anybody’s cock. You know what? I’ve been thinking about what “m” has written on the subject of ladyboys, because they obviously are an issue for her, for some reason (she has “a friend” – yeah, ri-ight – who knows what they *smell* like fer crissakes), so I re-read her posts and gave them some objective consideration and came to the conclusion that she’s not as crazed and stupid and bigoted as I first thought; that she is in fact, under all the half-baked, uninformed, badly-expressed opinion, and the kindergarten-level insults, RIGHT.

    Surprising, huh?

    I stayed with that thought for maybe, ooh, one second. Tops. Then I thought, nah, she is as crazed and stupid and bigoted as I first thought.

    So anyway – I just spooled past the little white hotpants in the video to this piece again, and if “m” would like to comment on those (maybe she has “a friend” who knows what they smell like) I’d be delighted to pull this thread back on-topic.

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  87. Jimmy Cricket says:

    m seems to have a problem with ‘homosexuality’.

    If a ‘gay’ guy said he slept with a woman would you consider him a Hetro?

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  88. Sandman says:

    I do not know if I got a smoother download experince from the google site and it was distorted as it was too large but i agree it is fun..there is special free software to download and play back youtube videos………….where can I get a clearer version of this walking St video…….are there any others as good or better?

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  89. Sandman says:

    The song I know and love..They plyed at the Blues Bar but finished with the Line F*** Tha***
    Anyway where can I find the original on Youtube? Anybody got a URL?……….BTW are all the the dates Bugger Up at the moment

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  90. smitty says:

    s – this was never put on utube. only google video. I don’t own it so I can’t control what is done with.

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  91. jimmy says:

    i got well and truly pissed last week . sorry about that .i was wondering if i left my camera in the bar ,if so could you let me no. it would ease the pain alot thanks .ps i love the new mango the best place in bkk. thanks heaps.

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