Gobble Gobble 2009
Posted by admin | Big Mango Bar, Posts | Posted on November 24th, 2009
It’s Thanksgiving time again and a Happy Thanksgiving to all! I know, I know, many of you are not Americans and could care less. That aside, it’s still a fun little eating holiday, and towards that end we are having a special Thanksgiving Day Feast Thursday the 26th at the Mango. We will be offering a big Turkey Plate for 390 baht.
What comes on or around the Turkey Plate?
Turkey, Mash, Gravy, Stuffing, Peas, Carrots, Mushrooms, Cranberry, Roasted Potatoes, Roll, and Apple Pie
So c’mon down and get stuffed with us. We start serving around 3:00pm and keep serving until we’re out of Turkey.
Team Mango
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This sucks!
Going to order another bowl of pho noodles with turkey
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BattleStar Galactica rocks!
Thai TV sucks!
View all comments by katechon
Greetings to all you Shermans – enjoy your Turkey
View all comments by doctorbond
Are turkeys sold seasonally in Bangkok or are they available year round?
View all comments by Wavy Gravy
Pmmp bro… non americanz say could not care less…but regardless of that the full gamut of best wishes to you all for thanksgiving.
View all comments by Scouseinmancland
I love Battlestar Galactica!
Oh and “six” is hot too.
View all comments by maverick8888
Thanks for the best wishes folks and for showing your love for Battlestar Galactica. @Wavy Gravy: there isn’t real a huge turkey season around here. It’s pretty much available year round.
View all comments by pmmp
Us English types have a Harvest Festival. We give a can of baked beans to poor people. It’s kinda the same thing only more fun.
View all comments by Poodle
will you be handing out smallpox blankets while proselytizing about the good lord jesus?
will the staff be dressed like pocahontas? sacagawea perhaps?
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@UCW: No smallpox blankets, but we can provide young penfold face masks and gay prevention penis shielding tube socks? I will be dressed as pocahontas’ perverted uncle.
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Pmmp…gonna “fry” the turkey or the traditional oven method?
Who is going to play the role of the naughty Miles Standish and the wicked Pochahontas?
View all comments by Indu WangZi
cool! if we can dress as indians then i’ll go dressed at Guru Nanak!! FTW!!
about the gay butt raping prevention kits. i’m working on an invention to save a lot of hetero buttholes from being ravages. the prototype looks like that sand monster from “return of the jedi” only with more razorblades.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@Indu: Oven. Not sure about the leftovers though. Maybe some kai pad gai nguaang?
@UCW: Have the patent already so you’re outta luck. Looks more like the sand Mummy, and I use rusty nails instead of razor blades, but I’ll still sue you if you pursue.
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pmmp- luckily, have secured a manufacturing deal with a factory in china where patents and copyrights are the things of fantasy. sue away, it won’t matter much.
and my invention is purely for virgin mangina’s. i can accurately speculate that with the company you keep your invention is more suited to the “already been assraped” demographic.
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Starting at 3 PM? Another ‘drink early, drink much’ day.
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@UCW: Your “ass”umption is correct. Best of luck then and see you on the Home Shopping Network. Joan Rivers has a non-compete btw.
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pmmp- i’ll be on HSN after the cutlery show and before the kids products. i think i have a prime slot.
if my boss decides to untie me from the tree in her backyard i’ll show up for turkey. you may not have mariachi music or tamales for you “happy rape and kill an injun day” but it’s better than nothing. will you guys have one of those lame “what are you thankful for” sharing circles?? if you do then i won’t go. fuck that shit.
speaking of joan rivers. ever notice how she looks more and more like that latin dude that played the joker back in the day. it totally freaks me out.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@UCW: The only thing scarier than Joan is daughter Melissa. I’m thankful I don’t have to bang either of them.
If you come tomorrow, ask for the special Mexican Thanksgiving Menu:
Stuffed Roast Suckling Pig, Sticky Spanish Rice, Chipotle Sauce, Oaxacan Stuffing, Brussels Sprouts With Chorizo, Mango Salsa, Camote, Bollilos, and Horchata with Chocolate and Pumpkin Seeds for dessert.
Not!
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Bloody Heck, I know I should of planned to be in BKK instead of up here in Nongbulampoo where the only turkey I will ever see is a picture. Another bowl of Noodles again …
View all comments by John
that mex TG Plate sounds awesome..!
View all comments by arca
I think I might be getting homesick for the first time in the 11 months I’ve been in Mexico. Oh well, it’s nothing the cute waitress at the Mariscos around the corner with the nose piercing and the short skirt can’t cure. I was talking to one of her co-workers and was pleased to get not only a phone number but an e-mail address. However in her first e-mail she wrote in all caps “QUE SOY TESTIGO DE JEHOVA.” I’ll let UCW give the literal translation for the spanish impaired but the general meaning “NO PUSSY FOR YOU!”
View all comments by Dickens Cider
cider dick- Jehovah’s witnesses have the best pussy. you can pretty much count on it being clean and busy. like a comfy throw pillow you can lick and fuck without worrying about getting cat hair on your genitals.
if she wrote that in her first email take it as a challenge. if you are not into the challenge, there are always rufies. if you spike her sacramental wine she’ll never know. hell you could probably tell her JEHOVA drugged her and she’ll believe it.
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***bushy. fucking beer chang
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Interested, Sounds great but really would have hoped to have had more notice. Don’t know if I can make it. Any chance for leftover Turkey sandwiches on Friday?
View all comments by 8 Ball
I will come and celebrate with our american cousins and drink WFTM’s Jim Beam. The JB promotion girls are going to be there, right?
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Will you guys be serving a healthier, low-carb option aswell?
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@8ball: If there are leftovers, we will do Turkey sandwiches for those that ask. I will comment here if there is enough.
@spats: Just the Jim Beam here, no promo gals for this one. It’s more about the food. I had some of Aussie N’s Canadian Club left over too, but drank that last night. I’ve been giving thanks to all my friends that left bottles here.
@YP: This plate is actually very healthy, except for maybe the apple pie thingy. I don’t know nothing about carbs.
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…can i bring some promotion girls???
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@spats: Do you really have to ask?
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pmmp: Thanks for a very good meal yesterday.
YP: Minus the mashed potato it would have been a nice dining experience for you.
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@Bubba: Thanks, and thanks for stopping by. Leftover update: only a few portions left over so really can’t do a turkey sandwich special. If you happened to be in the bar, you can ask if we still have though. Anyway, cheers to everyone who stopped by.
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