Beer & Curry Night
Posted by admin | Big Mango Bar, Posts | Posted on July 29th, 2009
Daywalker is heading back out of town and if you’re like me, you’re really glad to see him go. To celebrate, we will be sending him off with a Beer & Curry Night at the Mango this Thursday Night, the 30th.
A Beer & Curry 150 Baht Special will be available for those that come down (while supplies last) which includes the following:
Beer – Bottle (Heineken, Chang, Tiger Reg. or Light, San Miguel Reg or Light, Beerlao, or Singha) or Pint (Heineken or Tiger)
&
Curry – Plate of Chicken Tikka Masala with Rice, Fries, or Chips (well, it’s what the Brits think Curry is anyway)
So, if you want to see him off and like Beer & Curry for a decent price, c’mon down anytime after 6pm. If you have no idea who Daywalker is and could really give a rats arse whether he comes or goes, but you like the Beer & Curry deal, then also c’mon down.
Cheers!










Seeing DW off is a love hate thing, He’s a nice guy but he has been known to cause people to drink way too much. I was planing on banging on this big honeys bones tonight, then there’s tomorrow night, then people in town on Friday night, I’ve got a three hour kitchen pass for tonight but don’t think I can swing three passes in a row. So DW have a good trip back and I’ll catch you on the return. Damn I like curry, but I like pussy more.
View all comments by THE MAN
Don’t forget to put some bog roll in the freezer!
View all comments by Datou
beer and curry??
are you sure you have enough toilet paper and air freshener in stock? i don’t see this ending well.
i keep trying to get away from my girl to claim my prize but always makes such a convincing argument against me going. sucks being whipped.
thats why i haven’t been down. after seeing the strange photos on my camera from my last visit coupled with my inability to make a proper excuse because of a small case of blackout, she has kept me on a short leash. fuck my life.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Beer and Curry… just what I need before a 11 hour flight.
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@ucw: well, if you don’t make it because you’re whipped, nobody will understand better than daywalker
Btw, you left out the most ridiculous and embarrassing thing you did last time you visited, you know, how you went on about Mexican boxers being better than Italian boxers. Embarrassing.
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pmmp….. Whipped? I’ll understand alright.
However, UCW should just tell his missus that he is escorting you to the ‘clinic’. You are expecting bad results so need a friend there so you can cry on his shoulders.
- It worked for me.
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u know , in a weird way , heineken and marsala sound good (together) .
BTW, what did DW do to have to leave this little piece of paradise ? wow , leaving (shudder) .
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@jd: I should clarify a bit, it’s not like he is leaving Thailand after living here for some time. He pops in and out quite often. This is just one of those out’s.
@dw: I’m not Simon ya know.
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JD… nothing.. I fly in and out every other month.
Just seemed like a goof excuse to get some cheep beer and curry to the masses.
View all comments by Daywalker
Do you have a low-fat, low carb healthier option? And Im not referring to the San Miguel Light. Some of us have our physiques to consider
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pmmp: i tried telling her the funny story about us arguing about mafias. i thought she would start laughing hysterically about that but for some odd reason she was hung up about the pictures of girls taken in a bar. that and i told her i was going home after i dropper her off at her condo. i didn’t even remember taking any.
i would just say fuck it and just dump her but i’m teaching her how to constrict. NO FUCKING WAY i’m letting some other guy benefit after i’ve invested blood sweat and tears (of pleasure) in this project.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@YP: We can work something out for ya but while your eating your healthy version, BBB will be downing a Cornish Pastie and the Curry (as will I). How will that make him feel? We can’t have him knocking you out again.
@ucw: yeah, like you won’t find another girl in Bangkok who knows how to or is willing to learn how to constrict. You whipped guys sound all the same.
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pmmp: it’s not finding another girl that’s the problem. Quitting or doing something half assed isn’t a trait i possess. and right now she’s half way through her training which is admittedly quite fun.
so i have the option of having beer and curry with a bunch of dudes which later will turn into curry and beer flatulence. not being a big fan of indian induce flatulence i think it would be prudent to stay home and “practicing” with the lady. although i do still have some chloroform left over from… this certain event. so i may finish up, splash some on her teddy bear and wait until she’s out. i can then sneak out after making sure i forget my camera this time. i can leave no evidence.
btw. being whipped has it’s benefits. one being that i don’t have to worry about waking up after a bender with herpes. unless she’s been using her sisters bath towel. that skank. you want her number??
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Will there be a spicy option?
Chicken tikka masala is a girl’s curry.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
@ucw: probably have it already
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@BBB: Yes, there will be a spicy option. After Beer & Curry Night we can go to Spicy or Bossy. Ba-dump-bump ting!
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Pmmp: are you talking about the herpes or her number?
if you meant her number, i’m not so sure since she’s never mentioned banging any old dudes.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
BBB… don’t worry, I’ve prepared a ‘special’ source for your curry.
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Touche Mr. Wetback, Touche. Although, I was just in Pattaya recently and compared to the Punters down there I felt as young and tight as your gfriend’s sphincter during constriction lessons.
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saltybackbeadsofsweat – you trained her well.
View all comments by sideshowBOB
** SAUCE I meant… bloody predictive / autochange your text into something else.
PMMP and ssB helped make it also.
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Hey DW… have a safe trip… umm again! ha
ooh yea and why not just pay all the guys a few baht to drink some of that street stuff you find around BKK… I know SSB is a fan of those drinks.
ooh i forgot YP prefers raw eggs from a womans cooch.
View all comments by GoodLife
Cheers DW, have a good trip. I pity the fool who’s got to sit next to you on the airplane…
View all comments by fender
Fender… the persons sitting next to me on the plane will not be close enough to smell my fartz
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@PMMP, some me a pie as well, I’ll need it around 11.30!
View all comments by spats
pmmp: I hope you’re going to post the gory details of your Pattaya trip
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pmmp – can’t believe u went to pattaya without me
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@spats: The mustard bottles will be full as well.
@Brewsterbudgen: It was a memorable one. Not quite a CanadianBoy run but solid. I thought ssB would post but seems he’s having a memory problem so will get something posted soon.
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ssb – I was in bang saen
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Last thing i need is curry.
f’ that.
View all comments by Canadianboy
so why is this a curry night? are you guys trying to attract some of the tailors to your establishment in hopes of staging some sort of mini-convention?
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
@ucw: Daywalker suggested it so we did it. It’s a brit thing and if we’re lucky we get the tailors too. Win-Win baby!
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@SSB, I told you already its a slippery slope.. When is the sign changing to ‘Ye Olde Mango Bar’?
Whats next, spotted dick, cumberland sausage and Cliff Richard on juke box???
View all comments by spats
pmmp- amazing idea. entice the tailors with curry and the next thing you know every drunkard will be parading around in the finest threads lower suk has to offer. no more singha tanks or dudes letting their balls hang out of jogging shorts. they should erect a statue in your honor.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
spats- nana is already infested by spotted dicks. you just can’t see them because most people are wearing pants. in the ladyboys case they are wearing bikini bottoms.
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Spatts…
Who is ‘Cliff Richard’?
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@DW, a relative of yours??
SIR CLIFF RICHARD
Sir Cliff spent in total the second-longest time on the British charts of any act 1983 days, just below Elvis Presley but above Queen, Madonna, The Beatles and Sir Elton John.
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He has sold more than 260 million records.
He is the only act in the UK to score a No 1 single in every decade of the past five decades.
As a performer, Sir Cliff achieved the most top 10 hits on the UK singles charts (70), the most top 20 hits (97) and the most top 40 hits (125).
Sir Cliff has scored 14 No 1 singles in the UK.
He was the first pop star to be knighted by the Queen (1995)
View all comments by spats
Cliff Richard is shite!………
A born again God botherer for old Ladies. :+)
View all comments by Uncle Dave
Well it’s about 11.15 p.m. your time and the curry plus many beers will have been consumed.
What’s the collective noun for 50 skanky sets of underwear?
View all comments by doctorbond
Collective noun for the skanky womens underwear, just checked with the Oxford dictionary and it is “A Mound”.
View all comments by ao nang
The collective term for the mens underwear after a curry and lager fest is almost unthinkable.
The term “A heap” should cover it, I think?
View all comments by ao nang
A “pile”. Or a “gross”.
View all comments by fender
A lump would be apt in some cases for the undies, but maybe not given the food and drink combination ingested.
In the west this combination of food and beer oftens ends up with the night spent on the toilet with a blanket round you, here I suppose it would be the air con on full with plenty of cold towels and moists tissues.
My comments are getting anally retentive, can anyone guess that I am in farang land at the moment?
Withdrawal symptoms.
View all comments by ao nang
Good turn out last night and the Masala was excellent.
Just spicy enough so I now have to dab my arse with a wet sponge as opposed to blasting it with the bumgun.
Compliments to the Chef.
View all comments by Daywalker
Anyone visit tube8 lately??
“Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security.”
Shit… when do they start doing this to Go Go bars??
I guess the TFS2M is next on the list.
View all comments by Canadianboy
cboy – yup. tube8 is gone. i guess there was too much thai porn on it
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@ AN – all good ones – I assumed someone would volunteer ‘a shitload’
Yes it is tedious being ‘here’ and not ‘there’
View all comments by doctorbond
I thought the tube8 thing was just my computer being a cunt, or they had a server down. I just got a ‘URL failure message’ and assumed it was some technical shyte.
Where else can I watch Asa Akira or Lela Star getting skull fucked and creampied?
View all comments by Young Penfold
try http://www.4tube.com instead
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