Cinco De Mango

Posted by admin | Big Mango Bar, Posts | Posted on May 4th, 2009

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C’mon down to the Mango May 5th to celebrate Cinco De Mayo with us. Our specials include:

25 baht Tequila Shots
99 baht Margaritas
119 baht Corona
99 baht Tacos
119 Regular Nachos
139 Beef Nachos

It’s the one day we have to be nice to UnCochinoWetback. Also, it BYOFM (bring your own face mask). Cheers!



34 Responses to “Cinco De Mango”

  1. Eddie T says:

    Hmmm 119B for a bottle of Corona, with all repects that doesn’t seem too special.

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  2. pmmp says:

    Hmmm, with all respects, most places charge anywhere from 160 to 220 baht a bottle normally. Imports are very expensive unfortunately. Our Happy Hour price is 135 I believe so we came down a bit from that. Not to mention the price of a Lime is about 5 baht each now. I know, I know, cry me a river. :)

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  3. radicalron says:

    Why the F$#& is quality Tequila so hard to find in BKK?
    A few weeks ago I inquired about a bottle of Patron Silver at Coyotes on Suk/33 – the bar manager sounded like she was doing me a favor of a lifetime, and giving me the deal of the century when she quoted me 8000 baht for a 750 ml bottle. I picked my jaw up of the floor, and went with the Rot Gut Pepe Lopez instead. I wondered what a bottle of Anejo would sell for??? Maybe Thaksin would have to drain one of his Bank accounts to secure a bottle of it!

    BTW – Patron Silver sells for U.S. $19.99 a bottle.

    Any one of you BKK Tequila Drinkers would be rolling in the dough if you could secure an affordable import of quality Tequila into BKK.

    I will be arriving into BKK in a few weeks. I plan to bring a couple o bottles of in my Suitcase.

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  4. Bubba says:

    Eddie T: Have you been to Topps or Villa and looked at the price for an imported 6 pack of beer?

    Let me know when you open your pub and sell them for less.

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  5. Bubba says:

    pmmp: You’re going to be nice to UnCoWe? I thought you said all Mexicans were banned from the Mango until this whole flu thing was done with – WTF?

    Oh well, if he’s welcome to come then may as well put him in the kitchen and let him prepare the Best Authentic Mexican Burritos in Thailand I’ve seen him brag about. If he’s going to make us all sick we may as well enjoy the experience. (insert smiley here ><)

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  6. ATM says:

    By the way, Mamacitas Mexican restaurant is have a special on the 5th.
    Soi 15, behind the Dream Hotel.
    Check it out.

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  7. Limes from Limeys says:

    Dig deep into your pockets folks – some bars through no fault of their own are now having to spend a small fortune just trying to stay in business in the face of greedy Lime exporters capitalising on the stupid trend of drinkers to restrict their access to beer by stuffing up the bottle neck with fruit.
    I urge you to do your bit now by joining Limes from Limeys (membership a mere £75 a year) and we will ensure that struggling bars get at least one Lime per week to help keep them afloat.
    You can leave cheques made out to Doctorbond Enterprises at the BM bar. Thank you.

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  8. UnCochinoWetback says:

    Bubba- banned? WTF is this, a chinese hotel?

    pmmp- I was thinking of stopping buy the bar for this special american holiday. can i set up an authentic mexican prison tattoo stand near the pool table. i’ll specialize in naked silver dollar nippled ladies wearing sombreros. i’ll also bring a pot of menudo that my abuelita sent me from D.F. for everyone to enjoy.

    Do you guys have tortilla chips? i’ll bring the salsa and guacamole.

    Tequila- i’ve on occasion found nice bottles of tequila in cambodia. venture into the duty free shops and you may well be lucky enough see a bottle shining like la virgen de guadalupe in the corner of one of dem der shops.

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  9. sideshowBOB says:

    eddie – with all respects do u know what it costs to buy imported alcohol? yeah – I didn’t think so.

    on the tequila boys – it does not matter what the alcohol is. an import is an import and duties are based on the cost plus whatever the dude bringing it in adds to it. yes – if anyone of u want to crate me over tons of patron at the US cost and get it to me with no duty and no BIB issues then we will sell it cheaper than those who have to buy it here.

    Keep dreamin folks.

    patron is now distributed here by ital asia and costs you a few k baht per bottle. some discounts apply with lots of bottles but it is like 3-4 times what is costs in the states especially if you buy it at costco.

    welcome to thailand folks.

    the limes do this every year. it is nuts.

    mamacitas is here BTW folks:

    http://www.durianseed.com/thailand/bangkok/restaurants/mexican/sukhumvit/nana/mamacitas-kitchen-mexican-restaurant/

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  10. Leosia says:

    Great! Will be there – love Margaritas, especially at 99baht.

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  11. pmmp says:

    @ucw: I said we have to be nice to you but we really don’t want to see you. Bubba was somewhat right about the ban. We are not banning all Mexicans though, really just you. Dang, I think I broke my “Be Nice to UCW on Cinco De Mayo” rule.

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  12. UnCochinoWetback says:

    okay, i understand **picks up maraca’s, sombrero, poncho, blanket with the big naked aztec lady on it and leaves**

    i’ll remember this on jon gotti’s birthday or whatever holiday you italians have.

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  13. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    ¡Ãndale! ¡Ãndale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!

    I may attend.

    @UCW: Berlusconi’s divorce day?

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  14. pmmp says:

    September 1st, Rocky Marciano’s Birthday. 49 Fights 49 Wins.

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  15. UnCochinoWetback says:

    BBB- well i was thinking ( a rare occurrence, but it does happen) that cinco de mayo is a more a mexican holiday so the italians would need an equivalent. an italian american holiday. i was thinking “godfather trilogy day” or “martin scorcese” day but the third godfather sucked sweaty fisherman’s balls. National mafia day sounds pretty good. TNT would air nothing but the classics all day like they do with the christmas story every holiday season. all the italian girls would shave their mustaches, put on their sunday best and we could make a party out of it.

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  16. UnCochinoWetback says:

    pmmp- rocky marciano sucked. haven’t you ever watched “coming to america”?? joe louis was 137 years old when they fought. i hardly think that would place rocky marsh in the upper echelon of professional fighters.

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  17. pmmp says:

    @UCW: I know you’re still bitter about losing our debate over which fighters are better, Italian or Mexican, and since it is your countries holiday, I will not point out the flaws in your Rocky M arg.

    BTW, are you really proud of this holiday? I mean, from what I understand, Mexico didn’t pay it’s debts to France so France came over to try and collect. In one battle, the Mexicans kicked the French’s ass which is what Cinco De Mayo celebrates but then the French eventually took over. It was only under pressure from the US that the French left. What the hell are we celebrating here? Do enlighten us. :)

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  18. UnCochinoWetback says:

    i dunno what you guys are celebrating. cinco de mayo is just the date of the battle of puebla where an army of mestizos and indios beat down some french guys. the french were all like “dude, we can totally invade since they won’t pay their bills and use their beaches and their beeyotches.” it’s often misrepresented as “mexican independence day” and not really celebrated with as much fanfare in mexico itself, being remembered mostly as the day the nation came together. the chicano movement started using the day as a symbol of freedom and unity a while back.

    it’s also a day where we can get mexican girls really drunk and watch them do dirty things they wouldn’t do sober because the pope won’t let them. cinco de mayo also accounts for most of the hail mary’s handed out during confession since many of the sins were done under the influence of senor cuervo’s tasty beverage.

    i also remember it as a day where my uncles would get really drunk and may 6th as the day we’d have to bail them out.

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  19. mart says:

    A holiday for the defeat of the French and the Brits don’t celebrate it?!?

    While outnumbered, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that had known no defeat for almost 50 years.

    Must be a typo…

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  20. doctorbond says:

    @ Mart – Yippeee! Go Mexico!

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  21. UnCochinoWetback says:

    mart- it was 50 dog years.

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  22. mart says:

    Doc Bond has just realized that he actually loves Tequila.

    UCW – yeah makes sense and it took them quite a few dog years to get to Mexico anyway…

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  23. UnCochinoWetback says:

    mart- you also gotta take into account for how many of those 50 years they spent in the barracks playing “hide the croissant” with each other. so they have a pretty inflated impressive record on paper that in reality just doesn’t add up. kind of like rocky marciano (yes pmmp, i done went there)

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  24. Bangkok Bad Boy says:

    Didn’t stop the Americans running to the French when they needed some Real Men to win the war against the British though, eh? Conveniently forgotten historical nugget, that one.

    Not sure who should be more embarrassed…

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  25. Daywalker says:

    Did someone mention the French getting beat?

    :twisted:

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  26. pmmp says:

    Rocky debate? History of Wars debate? I’m off to the new Songkran Escape Post to make fun of the Cambodians. They don’t even know who Rocky Marciano is.

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  27. mart says:

    UCW – Ha “hide the croissant” good one… “Squeeze the cheese”, “wet the baguette”, the list is endless.

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  28. generous sponsor says:

    “Conveniently forgotten historical nugget, that one.”

    not really. the french didn’t provide much support until after saratoga, which as we all know was the turning point of the war. even the good german king of the british still retained enough sanity to realize it was over at that point. for a historical understanding on why the british army always needs american help:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRKuDdHwjqY

    for something a little more topical, see Basra

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  29. BkkSpy says:

    Wetback,
    I always considered cinco de Mayo to be a celebration concocted by the liquor industry to drum up bar business in the US. Hmmm, same as the Mango too. It works.

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  30. pmmp says:

    @BkkSpy: Drumming up bar business is part of the business. Without drumming up business there might not be an business. Am I forgiven? :)

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  31. BkkSpy says:

    pmmp,

    Why would you need to be forgiven ?

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  32. ATM says:

    Leave it to the Mexicans to have a holiday for mayonnaise.

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  33. pmmp says:

    @BkkSpy: For possibly exploiting the holiday for my own selfish business needs. Like the candy companies on Halloween, the flower companies on Mother’s day, and just about every business around Christmas time.

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